30 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)
Making a sign is a great way to share your thoughts with the world. Well, at least most of the time. Anyone who engages in creative writing knows that there are many ways to mess up your text. Whether it's grammar mistakes, overly complicated words or nonsensical sentences, getting the message across might be harder than you think.
There's an online community dedicated to specific phrases that just don't make any sense. The subreddit is called Don't Dead Open Inside and according to the moderators, it's a place for "signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right".
Bored Panda has collected the most ridiculous examples on this subreddit that will make you scratch your head. Scroll below and check them out yourself! And if you still feel the unexplainable desire for more, you can read our previous posts here and here.
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You Don't Matter Give Up
This looks like a horribly photoshopped picture to me... but maybe that is just how it looks?
It is confusing. Least intelligent people might read it the wrong and mistakenly think it says "you matter don't give up"
Hahahah, Think it through! Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance!
In order to find out a bit more about the subreddit, we decided to take a look at the origin of its name. The internet database Know Your Meme describes "Don't Dead Open Inside" as a trope that involves incorrectly reading different signs and labels "which include two or more lines of text and have no clear way to tell the order in which the words should be read".
Sounds confusing, right? In short, it's about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. People in the West are used to words going from left to right, so doing it any other way leads to confusion.
The meme originates from a promotional poster for The Walking Dead TV series. Since its reveal in 2010, it stands as one of the best-recognized examples of this trope in popular culture. The poster featured a photo of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" on the right. The idea was to read it as "Don't open, dead inside". However, if read line by line, the phrase ends up as "Don't dead open inside."
Either Way, They Are Not Wrong
I read it correctly the first time - had to figure out what the misread was supposed to be
Depending if you're from feudal Japan or not, it is.
Load More Replies...It's no secret that ridiculous things spread on the internet like a virus, so in a few days following the reveal of the poster, people started discussing the design flaws. Many were pointing out that they read it the wrong way before realizing what it actually meant to say. A few users shared their interpretations on Twitter and more similar posts followed.
A few years later, the subreddit /r/dontdeadopeninside was created with the purpose of collecting examples of the trope in advertising, design, and popular culture. As of today, the community has over 630K members who follow a strict set of rules in order to share their posts.
First, all pictures need to follow the format of DDOI. The moderators explain this rule further, saying that "signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually." And even though it does not matter how easily you can read the signs or posters, it is highly encouraged to post images with little separation or spacing between the words.
I’ll Take One Of Each
sounds like something a grizzled 1860s prospector would say to someone who was being annoying
"Now wait just a cotton chicken candy nuggets second, there, feller!"
Load More Replies...I can just about imagine a candyfloss chicken laying candy nugget eggs
Screw The Other 7 Coralines...
It doesn't have to be an insult to the other Coralines. Maybe it's not their birthday.
I'm actually really tired of seeing these huge signs in yards announcing everything in someone's life that they consider a milestone. It seems that nothing is personal anymore and everyone needs to announce what is going on in their lives. Why?
Secret timeline where Laika Studios becomes massively popular and releases Coraline: Into The Multiverse be like:
Another highly encouraged rule would be to caption posts with the "correctly read" way in the title. For example, "You Don't Matter Give Up”. Also, posts should not be forced or easily staged. Pages of magazines, spines of books, or pillows with text that are put next to each other do not belong in the sub.
If you look closely enough, you will find many such examples around you. Design as a whole might seem like a simple thing at first, but actually, a lot of work and knowledge goes into creating something clever. No wonder that when people think something like "Oh, it's just a logo" and don't put much thought into its creation, the results can be quite disappointing.
When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It
This doesn't seem to belong here - it's very easy to read and works whichever way.
There is always at least one that never belongs to the list
Load More Replies...Oh man... they were so young back then! Although Steve Martin always looked older with his gray hair :D
I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But...
It's a descriptor of the astronomers from the 1950s.
Load More Replies...Try looking at comet GA-83N, around the binary star system Steem-Saille.
Load More Replies...It never ceases to amaze me how on planet Noob all continents are on one side.
Bad text design usually comes in all shapes and sizes. So first of all, we should define what "bad" signage means. If an ad, a billboard or anything else related to advertising your business lacks clarity, it may leave your customers feeling puzzled. A simple easily understood and logical message creates trust which can have a big impact on your brand in the future.
Then, there's the issue of a poorly designed or placed board. If it is hard to read, most of your clients will not bother to stay long enough to understand what you are trying to say. It might be a wrong choice of location, an unreadable font, poor contrast or maybe lack of light; there are so many ways where this can go wrong.
We Buy Men Used 29 And Up
I assumed: We buy used men (‘s clothing, sizes) 29 and up
Load More Replies...You go to them to get rid of your man obviously! They will buy
Load More Replies...A sheep does not count as a previous love interest.
Load More Replies...But how is this supposed to be read? We buy used men 29 and up? We buy used 29 and up men?
My best guess is that a word is missing or would be known in context, since 29 could refer to men's pants sizes since they're measured in inches.
Load More Replies...Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High
Perhaps in a way this illustrates the point - if you cant read this you're probably not sober enough to get behind the wheel!
I can flawlessly read what's written there, but I will sure as heck not touch a car anymore today as I know I've had too much for driving. Your logic doesn't work.
Load More Replies...It says Don't never though so it's saying to drink and drive at lease sometimes. you shouldn't never do it XD
Load More Replies...No Daniel Craig No
"No Daniel Craig No! Time in his Time To final outing as to die! James Bond die!"
Bad signage sends the wrong message to your future customers and all that work put into thinking of ideas and designing will be for nothing. If you want your business to succeed and your customers to trust the quality of your products, clever and clear communication is the way. And to help you with that, here are a few things you should know.
Wet Men Paint At Work
Are they over 29? If so I know what to do with them when they are done.
Always Forgotten - Remembered Never
Even if you read it in the way that the designer intended, it says Always Remembered - Forgotten Never
Yeah, if designed better it would have looked like it said always never remembered forgotten, which is harder to misinterpret anyway.
Load More Replies...Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job
This sign doesn't make any sense whatsoever--- just like anti-vaxxers
Yeah they didn't think it through....just like everything else.
Load More Replies...When employees at a nearby hospital tried get out of getting vaccinated with religious exemptions, the hospital looked at their records and denied anyone who had gotten other vaccines. Perfect.
They MEANT to say, "Stood down for standing up for our rights". Not that I agree with them.
Load More Replies...Stood up for down for our standing rights. Yes. Makes PERFECT sense
According to Lektron Branding Solutions, signage is one of the most important marketing investments any business can make because of its "ability to immediately communicate with customers, demonstrate your brand’s style and tone, and win both attention and foot traffic." So if you miss important details in the design, placement, or the message itself, you end up wasting effort and money and still fail to reach the desired result.
Cuth Pube
Yes. Took me a while to crack though. I got cube but wth do you do with the rest?cube puth? Thpu?
Load More Replies...My lord my head hurts. I cant even understand what the original name is
Anel Nasa
Please The Beans
You please the beans by not mixing. Keep apart. Practice social distancing.
There are four main effects that bad signage has on your business. First, it affects how your target audience sees your presence. Sometimes your brand might even lose presence-of-mind among customers if you don't consider their needs. Second, overly complicated signs can even frustrate your customers. "Even if the placement and positioning of your sign is spot on, signage that’s hard to read isn’t going to help further your reach into target markets," Lektron Branding Solutions suggested.
If A Sub-Reddit Could Have An Arch-Rival
I don't think this belongs here. This is brilliant. You can read the white side and it makes sense, you can read the black side and it makes sense, you can read both together and it makes sense. Sure it's not 100%, but the concept is genius and the execution is not terrible at all.
But this was thought through very well so that it can be read different ways and still say the same thing
I mean it does make sense when read individually as well as simultaneously albeit without proper punctuations
If you read properly, the subreddit is dedicated to bad signs, originating from don't open, dead inside written oddly. The caption says a rival to the subreddit. Context, people. Context.
Work it Make it Do it Makes Us. Harder Better Faster Stronger. (The original version, f**k Kanye)
I pass this place most days of the week. There is also a Ms. Pac-Man arcade game in the lobby, so you know they’re good people.
Live Work Ride Long Hard Fast
Jesus From Hell Saves
Not theologically inaccurate. From the Creed: "He descended into Hell. On the third day, he rose again." Jesus descended into Hell to save the just souls who had died before he had come.
Daniel, you should really read the Bible, I mean REALLY read it. Because Satan there is a fallen angel and Jesus is God who became man but is still God. He is part of the Trinity. Saying they are brothers is like you saying a speck of dust is your sibling.
Load More Replies...And imagine if there's an embarrassing grammatical error in your poster or ad. A typo can suggest to the customer that your business is unprofessional or that the employees are careless, even if everything else written and designed is spotless. Your clients' first impression counts and if your sign leaves them annoyed, it will make winning them over even harder later on.
Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?
I know a bloke called Alex who is gay, so they're almost right.
Black Matter Lives!
Black ("dark") matter lives in most of the universe... and accounts for approximately 85% of all matter.
We can't have the police shooting 85% of the universe, can we?
Load More Replies...I can't understand why everyone is so upset over the Bureau of Land Management these days.
This is a marketing fail from the start. "Black Rights Matter", that's where the injustice begins. Because when you change out the first word, it still sends a message. Women rights matter (pay, health decisions, violence against). Because ALL LIVES MATTER, equality is taking a beating, white males can carry guns and no hassles, but a black male not only gets hassled but gets shot first then questioned next. UNFAIR period!
Bathroom Be Right Break Back :)
The bathroom is on the right, but be careful because the floor is slippery
There's a song with the lyrics "there's a bad moon on the rise" but there a running joke that it sounds like "There's a bathroom on the right"
Load More Replies..."Well I wrote 'bathroom break' first and then didn't know where to write the other bit, but I did put a nice smiley face!"
Then there's the known fact that your advertising choices reflect your business and its ideas. Billboards and signs should communicate the way you think, so if it's dirty or even broken, your clients will think that your services are also poorly handled. This results in your business being seen as of lower quality than it actually is.
This Great Hot Way To Coffee Choc
The coffee has steam, but is it hot? Why is only choc hot? And is the choc great?
Say Racism No To Respect!
Is it supposed to be Say no to racism respect? It made sense up until they tacked the last word on there.
idk how they would've expected anyone to get this solution, but maybe it's supposed to be like have respect, and say no to racism.
Load More Replies...I'm too distracted by all the graffiti to pay attention to the sign.
Same. "Uh...muffin...song? D Blanco Crocs? And sad angry crying dude." Got it.
Load More Replies...Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please Please
It actually was for McDonald's back in the 80's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5tKYOTC5QI
Load More Replies...i have a feeling this could be purposeful since it is a 'double' cheeseburger or the designers were just really bad
Lastly, there's a big chance that you will lose foot traffic and sales. The FedEx Office "What’s Your Sign?" survey asked American consumers how signage can impact their intent to visit a store, make a purchase and more. The study found out that "poor signage can deter consumers from entering a store, with over half (52 percent) saying they are less willing to enter a store with misspelled or poorly-made signs."
Bible Verse Or Star Wars Quote?
Fake news! It actually reads "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Me too. Like, are they trying to warn people not to steal their wax because it's booby trapped?
Load More Replies...I am confident enough to bet the entire world's GDP on that not being in the bible without even checking it first.
God loves this world, so He gave us science, vaccines and medics! God gave me the opportunity to have, since January, all my 3 Moderna shots!
No matter HOW I read John 3:16, I cannot find ANY "Vax" reference.....I guess they have a different Bible.....
It says plain as day in that verse, “and the Lord said, vaccines are a trap, and lo the masses perished”
Load More Replies...Ok but what on earth does John 3:16 have to do with vaccination? So confused
John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Thank Key, You Workers!
Goldilocks Three Band The Ears
Yes, Goldilocks three was definitely the worst of the series. The original actress was smart to not return for the role in this one.
Load More Replies...I liked Goldilocks 2: The Revenge better. This one's still better than Goldilocks In Space, at least!
"Goldilocks Three: Band the ears!" is one of the most under-rated sequels
Apparently they weren't 'just right' so they had to go.
Load More Replies...With such massive consequences, you simply cannot ignore the readability of your posters, boards and ads. Ryan Brady, president at Brady Signs, said that you should consider your target audience before choosing the colors and style of your sign. What appeals to the people you want to market? How can you get their attention? "It might not be the best idea to put a giant, flashing sign out in front of your business, but you still want to make sure that people are seeing your sign and your storefront," he wrote.
Gives Up Who Never A Winner Is A Dreamer
If you want to talk about tattoo fails, this is a particularly unfortunate mess.
It's like he's trying to ransom somebody in a PowerPoint.
Load More Replies...Yes!!! I think that's the intended quote, but the order is all jacked up and message gets lost, too bad.
Load More Replies...Noki Parng
Sounds like the name they gave to a Star Wars figure that wasn’t named in the movie.
Read that in a really thick Scottish accent. Why yes, I am a very mature person
Another thing to have in mind, less is more. Overcomplicating your brand will result in people losing attention. "Make sure that your sign is conveying the right information too, customers will turn right back around if they come in with incorrect knowledge about your business," Brady explained.
Ooooo Chocolate The Grill Avenue Oo
Lol, I live about an hour from here! It’s located in Hershey, PA and it’s actual name is the chocolate avenue grill! Their sign needs revamping for sure!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
F*ck I’m From You Kansas
Said by anyone trying to change their birth certificate who was born in Kansas!
Getting Mixed Signals From This Dumpster!
"Your sign is a direct reflection of your business. People will judge your business based on your sign without even coming in, so it’s key that you don’t skimp out when you make a signage purchase. Cheap signs often cause more problems than they solve, whether it’s because they can’t withstand the test of time or they just don’t look like you planned. All things considered, your sign is worth the investment."
Tell Him He Is A Pretty Good Cat And A Cat
This is entirely fine. Go watch the scene this comes from. Data went a little overboard.
I watched it recently. Long live trekkies.
Load More Replies..."Ode to Spot" is one of the finest works of poetry in the Star Trek universe...fight me.
When we got our first cat (an orange tabby), my husband insisted its named had to be Spot or Hobbes. I went with Hobbes... she was the best kitty ever!
Load More Replies...Texcock Mextail Anyone?
What I can't figure out is why the rest of it is in Japanese.
Control Alter Delete Yourself Your Negativity Thinking
As one of the moderators of /r/dontdeadopeninside told Bored Panda earlier on, people make such text design mistakes because "they're either not thinking or they want to be original. Our main mission statement is to show them that they are wrong." It's important to remember that people in the West read left-to-right: "Do not "liven up" your text by making it "quirky". Hard to read means lost attention which translates to lost revenue."
Men Because Women To The Are Left Always Right
Terrible. I also can't stand these incredibly sexist signs, especially because the person who put it up would surely be furious--rightly so--about one that stated the opposite.
I would be prepared to put money on the author of that sign being a man.
Load More Replies...Eat Don't Drink Smoke
Clearly eating and smoking are OK, just don't drink (the spills are a pain to clean up).
Don't drink, but you can eat smoke was my interpretation
Load More Replies...No Is Th Tr No Eu
If nothing is true, then thay sign isn't true. Check mate.....I think.
Bad design comes in all shapes and sizes. Some products are irrelevant, apps—overly complicated, and posters or signs can be just simply... unreadable. But even though this results badly for the business, it's definitely hilarious for us.
I Want To Learn About Farming Chan.
This one’s a bit of a stretch, in my opinion. That’s just my opinion, though.
No Exit Entry Only
Hmmmm....
Junk food for Ghost Rider" andFLYinto you? Be like good "That's a Negative Top Gun NUTRITION! Clear as mud, captain.
Hideous carpet. Looks like someone sprayed the tomato sauce around. Probably rowdy teens.
I mean, somehow 'junk food for Ghost Rider and FLY into you? Be like good that's a negative TOPGUN NUTRITION' still makes sense to me
Hoho Meme
It’s two different plaques pushed together, so doesn’t entirely count.
Soup Soup Break Soup Relax… Soup Taste
This is just an instruction manual for torturing someone with unwanted soup.
I'll give this one a pass because it was almost certainly made in China
1 2 3 4 5 7 8 It's 6 9 Ten The Co Duel Mm Me And Nts (Source: @hamiltonmusical On Instagram)
So hard that they get blasted to the day they made the poster
Load More Replies...A test to see if your a true Hamil-fan. (I also went to see hamilton on saturday)
Lay Wicked Deviled Chickens Eggs
Derotic Demergency Dequipment
In case of erotic emergency it's always advisable to call an ambulance, because paramedics need a good laugh more than most people
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Vac Cer Cination Tificate
Nice Tattoo!
Yeah. I'm effing sick of people telling me, proudly, how they live with pain since like 20 years because they "Don't wanna take pills". Then don't, fine, but don't brag about your heroism, admit that you're stupid instead.
Load More Replies...Looks more like he hates taking his lithium.
Load More Replies...I'm I Awake. Forgot Without The The Joy Of Medicine Suffering or I'm Awake Without The Medicine. I Forgot The Joy Of Suffering
Zero Cut The Crap Waste
Jesus Kiss Is Me Daddy
Jesus Christ Reddit.. I mean.. bored panda
Load More Replies...Way Your Goal Rules!
I love that they couldn’t think of anything for the R, but that they also used the u for “rules”
Por A Gr To Le E (Porto Alegre, City Name)
"May you die in bed, you miserable little turd." Or something along those lines.
Load More Replies...Oh man, can you imagine if a city was actually called City Name? That's be almost as dumb as someone calling their city "New City"! ...Which has happened. A lot. In multiple languages. Ah crud, there is a city called City Name somewhere, isn't there?
How To Swig Water Get Your Free Life Bottle
Team Makes Dream ☀️ Work The Work
The Gift Pepper Sprays Of Safety
That's so you can make cats run around in circles.
Load More Replies...Pray Work Trust Hard Hard God
Stop Together Asian We Stand Hate United We Rise
The only one that was actually read correctly by lots was united we rise.
Sh Sh Ap Ap In E G
- sh sh ap ap in e g - No Greedo, tell Jaba i will pay him later...
The And The Fast Furious
Peimpe Rferfe Ctlyct
i see. I too, can speak Old Ones' tongue. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
wjfief'wei wfiwjs'ff wio'shdiiw[Error 423-character does not exist in Unicode]j
Load More Replies...It took me way too look to figure out it's meant to say perfectly imperfect.
Eat Milk Me Me
There is a lact...? Why do I even ask, of course there is !
Load More Replies...Pack Pack It In It Out
Check it in, check it out, Or the sun will never shine. They're a long way away, In the subways of your mind.
My School's Homecoming Week Sign
I give up. I must be too old, too uncool or too English to decipher this
"...so Fetch!" is a reference from the movie Mean Girls which came out in 2004!
Load More Replies...The are so 2000s fetch (it's supposed to say the 2000s are so fetch)
If U Do Not Unlock Leave. U Must Unlocked Lock
I'm going to ignore the writing and avoid this thing because it's hot and dangerous
Talk Don't The Talk Just
Can End On A Hopeful Horror Note?
I Love I Want My Wife Her + Mel Inda Thewholeworld To With All I Am Know It
I'm guessing serial adultery or financial mismanagement. And now he's added vandalism to the list
Load More Replies...This screams of a conversation that started with “ I fell over and my d**k happened to fell out in her honest baby?!”
Drive Me Safe Slow
Drive safe, the driver of that van is slow and apparently a pirate.
Load More Replies...Ianyt Sfem Cofee Tme I
No, they just hadn’t had their coffee.
Load More Replies...I Don't Even Know How To Class This..
Bono Ok Ok
The Sea Is On Cosby Is Fire. Happy 4th, Free, America Is I Guess. Racist.
The sea is on fire, Cosby is free, America is racist. Happy 4th I guess
50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned
Holo Peve
Work Nice Hard To And Be People.
i have been trying for years to figure out how to be people
Load More Replies...I don't think it really counts, bc it has the thick black line in the middle
Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without What?
Thanks to everyone for answering my question, apparently it says “Grandpa’s are dads without rules” (Probably)
Boga Arme Ds
My Friend's New Merch For His Ska Band, Ska Net Tune Work
Hpy Ap Alwe Hloen
Tyranny Rebellion
The only thing transgender folks tend to rebel against is gender being defined by the bits between the legs.
Load More Replies...This Cpu Is On The The Fastest Planet
Pgod Rgun Olife
Also, gravity is referenced throughout the bible, HOW DO THE CHRISTIANS NOT NOTICE THIS-
Load More Replies...It is really depressing to think that so many Americans would see no hypocrisy in this.
Do No Take, Harm No Shit
Eat Always Open Drink
Non Hello Smokin Here Please
Hello, No smoking here please? Is that so hard?
Load More Replies...The comments on these were hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, pandas!
Agreed, truly some of the best comments I’ve seen on this site!
Load More Replies...We live near PIZZA CLEANERS - two places next to each other, their signs are too close. And the word above them aren't obvious enough. My husband goes to pizza cleaners at least once a week.
Whatever happened to writing a sentence/phrase from left to right (in English speaking countries) and then doing the same on the next line. I don't understand this bullsh*t. You Matter/Don't Give Up is a perfect example (You Don't Matter Give Up).
Some of these just brought on a torturous headache. But it was a fun laugh.
The comments on these were hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, pandas!
Agreed, truly some of the best comments I’ve seen on this site!
Load More Replies...We live near PIZZA CLEANERS - two places next to each other, their signs are too close. And the word above them aren't obvious enough. My husband goes to pizza cleaners at least once a week.
Whatever happened to writing a sentence/phrase from left to right (in English speaking countries) and then doing the same on the next line. I don't understand this bullsh*t. You Matter/Don't Give Up is a perfect example (You Don't Matter Give Up).
Some of these just brought on a torturous headache. But it was a fun laugh.
