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Making a sign is a great way to share your thoughts with the world. Well, at least most of the time. Anyone who engages in creative writing knows that there are many ways to mess up your text. Whether it's grammar mistakes, overly complicated words or nonsensical sentences, getting the message across might be harder than you think.

There's an online community dedicated to specific phrases that just don't make any sense. The subreddit is called Don't Dead Open Inside and according to the moderators, it's a place for "signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right".

Bored Panda has collected the most ridiculous examples on this subreddit that will make you scratch your head. Scroll below and check them out yourself! And if you still feel the unexplainable desire for more, you can read our previous posts here and here.

#1

You Don't Matter Give Up

You Don't Matter Give Up

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Reese2906Hi
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like a horribly photoshopped picture to me... but maybe that is just how it looks?

Mike Loux
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is definitely funny, but in this specific case, the letters don't line up with the tracks consistently, so it's fake. Given how many times this has appeared in real life, why didn't they just grab one of those instead of making one up? *duznotcompute*

Id row
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice to have it confirmed, thanks.

Tee Witt
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I think they got it right.

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Already know that but thanks

iblowsheep
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i learned that lesson in grade school

Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is confusing. Least intelligent people might read it the wrong and mistakenly think it says "you matter don't give up"

Janet Graham
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahah, Think it through! Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance!

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In order to find out a bit more about the subreddit, we decided to take a look at the origin of its name. The internet database Know Your Meme describes "Don't Dead Open Inside" as a trope that involves incorrectly reading different signs and labels "which include two or more lines of text and have no clear way to tell the order in which the words should be read".

Sounds confusing, right? In short, it's about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. People in the West are used to words going from left to right, so doing it any other way leads to confusion.

The meme originates from a promotional poster for The Walking Dead TV series. Since its reveal in 2010, it stands as one of the best-recognized examples of this trope in popular culture. The poster featured a photo of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" on the right. The idea was to read it as "Don't open, dead inside". However, if read line by line, the phrase ends up as "Don't dead open inside."

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    #2

    Either Way, They Are Not Wrong

    Either Way, They Are Not Wrong

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this was intentional

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not then happy accident 😂

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it correctly the first time - had to figure out what the misread was supposed to be

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Variety is the spice of life.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're doing it wrong.

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that look like it is in a strip club?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending if you're from feudal Japan or not, it is.

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    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works both ways! Not a fail.

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    It's no secret that ridiculous things spread on the internet like a virus, so in a few days following the reveal of the poster, people started discussing the design flaws. Many were pointing out that they read it the wrong way before realizing what it actually meant to say. A few users shared their interpretations on Twitter and more similar posts followed.

    A few years later, the subreddit /r/dontdeadopeninside was created with the purpose of collecting examples of the trope in advertising, design, and popular culture. As of today, the community has over 630K members who follow a strict set of rules in order to share their posts.

    First, all pictures need to follow the format of DDOI. The moderators explain this rule further, saying that "signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually." And even though it does not matter how easily you can read the signs or posters, it is highly encouraged to post images with little separation or spacing between the words.

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    #3

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    I’ll Take One Of Each

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something a grizzled 1860s prospector would say to someone who was being annoying

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now wait just a cotton chicken candy nuggets second, there, feller!"

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell Scotland. These things will put deep fried Mars Bars out of business

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm thinking of cotton-headed ninny muggins.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just about imagine a candyfloss chicken laying candy nugget eggs

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aren't candy nuggets, just candy?

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like some cotton chicken candy nuggets.

    Patricia Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what cotton chicken candy nuggets would look like.

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    #4

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines...

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines...

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be an insult to the other Coralines. Maybe it's not their birthday.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually really tired of seeing these huge signs in yards announcing everything in someone's life that they consider a milestone. It seems that nothing is personal anymore and everyone needs to announce what is going on in their lives. Why?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if George Foreman can have five Georges, why can't someone have eight Coralines?

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She won't notice thro' the button eyes ;o)

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secret timeline where Laika Studios becomes massively popular and releases Coraline: Into The Multiverse be like:

    Martin Jakubik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the previous 7 Coralines?

    Paul Baldwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Coraline the Eighth, I am, Coraline the Eighth I am I am!

    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are having a birthday party and want people to know which house it's at.

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    Another highly encouraged rule would be to caption posts with the "correctly read" way in the title. For example, "You Don't Matter Give Up”. Also, posts should not be forced or easily staged. Pages of magazines, spines of books, or pillows with text that are put next to each other do not belong in the sub.

    If you look closely enough, you will find many such examples around you. Design as a whole might seem like a simple thing at first, but actually, a lot of work and knowledge goes into creating something clever. No wonder that when people think something like "Oh, it's just a logo" and don't put much thought into its creation, the results can be quite disappointing.

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    #5

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually good design!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem to belong here - it's very easy to read and works whichever way.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always at least one that never belongs to the list

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    Sander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works however you read it. Nice!

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... they were so young back then! Although Steve Martin always looked older with his gray hair :D

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to those photos they must have been touring together for the last 45 years.

    MajikDraygon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it... makes sense to me...

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve short and Martin Martin

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    #6

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But...

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But...

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought earth WAS the planet NOOB to destroy itself

    Bart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planet Noob would be a great name tbh...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a descriptor of the astronomers from the 1950s.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come from planet Noob, in search of DLC.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try looking at comet GA-83N, around the binary star system Steem-Saille.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of Planet Claire, but Planet N*b is a new one on me!

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no planet earth B

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appreciate the sentiment, but...yep.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never ceases to amaze me how on planet Noob all continents are on one side.

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She har used an EU map, there is no norway😂

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    Bad text design usually comes in all shapes and sizes. So first of all, we should define what "bad" signage means. If an ad, a billboard or anything else related to advertising your business lacks clarity, it may leave your customers feeling puzzled. A simple easily understood and logical message creates trust which can have a big impact on your brand in the future.

    Then, there's the issue of a poorly designed or placed board. If it is hard to read, most of your clients will not bother to stay long enough to understand what you are trying to say. It might be a wrong choice of location, an unreadable font, poor contrast or maybe lack of light; there are so many ways where this can go wrong.

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    #7

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We prefer the term 'pre-loved'" - men

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sheer cough* let me clarify: We buy used men, 29 and up...

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying so hard to see the logic here, but I'm failing ...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go to them to get rid of your man obviously! They will buy

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New and younger men probably cost more.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i could use some cash. How much we talkin'?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sheep does not count as a previous love interest.

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    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 40yo virgin need not apply

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how is this supposed to be read? We buy used men 29 and up? We buy used 29 and up men?

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best guess is that a word is missing or would be known in context, since 29 could refer to men's pants sizes since they're measured in inches.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyway you read it, it makes perfect sense.

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    #8

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

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    achilles get down from there
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps in a way this illustrates the point - if you cant read this you're probably not sober enough to get behind the wheel!

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can flawlessly read what's written there, but I will sure as heck not touch a car anymore today as I know I've had too much for driving. Your logic doesn't work.

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    Max Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were drinking while designing this

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So - don't drink, just drive high

    Kittypanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says Don't never though so it's saying to drink and drive at lease sometimes. you shouldn't never do it XD

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't drive while doing those things. But apparently designing signs is perfectly OK.

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t drink, Snort

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so i got to drink drive AND get high , come on

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use this in a court of law?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, but the grammar is atrocious.

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this what are teaching are kids now?

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    #9

    No Daniel Craig No

    No Daniel Craig No

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    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No Daniel Craig No! Time in his Time To final outing as to die! James Bond die!"

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they really don't like James Bond.

    Johanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that and snorted. Die James Bond Die!

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's german ... for "the" James Bond "the" :)

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, Daniel Craig, no!" - hits Daniel's knuckles with ruler

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Die James Bond Die!" sounds like an awesome movie.

    blep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as a rap... No, Daniel Craig, no! 'Time in his...time!' ''To final outing as to!' (Get ready for the awesome ending...) 'DIE JAMES BOND! DIE!'

    Spankathon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever put that up has had enough about Bond as I have.

    Pim de Vente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: die James bond, die.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, Daniel Craig, No". Again, that's what she said.

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    Bad signage sends the wrong message to your future customers and all that work put into thinking of ideas and designing will be for nothing. If you want your business to succeed and your customers to trust the quality of your products, clever and clear communication is the way. And to help you with that, here are a few things you should know.

    #10

    Wet Men Paint At Work

    Wet Men Paint At Work

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they over 29? If so I know what to do with them when they are done.

    Nicole A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as "men wet paint at work." I assumed the men were getting excited about paint working.

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T H E P A I N T M A N I S O N T H E S C E N E

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell, not going to ask.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal rights! Instead of wet girls, wet men too

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    #11

    Always Forgotten - Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten - Remembered Never

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, most people do want to forget.

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the subject matter it is for the best.

    ephemeral_mochi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you read it in the way that the designer intended, it says Always Remembered - Forgotten Never

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if designed better it would have looked like it said always never remembered forgotten, which is harder to misinterpret anyway.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is embarrassing, but not in a funny way.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s this even supposed to say lol

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh bless. What's worse is she bought that purse.

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    #12

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

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    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign doesn't make any sense whatsoever--- just like anti-vaxxers

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they didn't think it through....just like everything else.

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    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I killed a few braincells trying to make sense of this.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time i listen to antivaxxers i lose braincells

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When employees at a nearby hospital tried get out of getting vaccinated with religious exemptions, the hospital looked at their records and denied anyone who had gotten other vaccines. Perfect.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried every possible way, it still does not make sense.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They MEANT to say, "Stood down for standing up for our rights". Not that I agree with them.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing your @$$, not caring for your patients.

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sheesh, nothing surprises me from the reich wing.

    Johanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stood up for down for our standing rights. Alright then.

    Arianna Ibbotson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stood up for down for our standing rights. Yes. Makes PERFECT sense

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you think they are prptesting for their right to stand instead of sitting, so they are both antivaxxers and anti chair

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie is more literate than that sign. Glad they're not in health care anymore.

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    According to Lektron Branding Solutions, signage is one of the most important marketing investments any business can make because of its "ability to immediately communicate with customers, demonstrate your brand’s style and tone, and win both attention and foot traffic." So if you miss important details in the design, placement, or the message itself, you end up wasting effort and money and still fail to reach the desired result.

    #13

    Cuth Pube

    Cuth Pube

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the pube? That's my decision.

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's "The Cube Pub"...? I'm not sure..

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Took me a while to crack though. I got cube but wth do you do with the rest?cube puth? Thpu?

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop in for a Manhattan, come out with manscaping

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to add a little game of how many words can you create out of these letters.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justify off to the pube for a pint.

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    #14

    Anel Nasa

    Anel Nasa

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    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to go where no sisters have gone before?

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sisters with “spirit”

    Joe Medley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want to probe Uranus. (Say it out loud.)

    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not Alsa...

    Time2roll86
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I like NASA! I don’t think that there anelly!

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    #15

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the beans must be pleased

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You please the beans by not mixing. Keep apart. Practice social distancing.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give me some time alone and i'll please the beans

    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does one please beans... what must i do

    JJM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, how could we please the beans, let's see..........................

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to please the beans - apparently that's not what they meant. Now I'm banned from that store.

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    There are four main effects that bad signage has on your business. First, it affects how your target audience sees your presence. Sometimes your brand might even lose presence-of-mind among customers if you don't consider their needs. Second, overly complicated signs can even frustrate your customers. "Even if the placement and positioning of your sign is spot on, signage that’s hard to read isn’t going to help further your reach into target markets," Lektron Branding Solutions suggested.

    #16

    If A Sub-Reddit Could Have An Arch-Rival

    If A Sub-Reddit Could Have An Arch-Rival

    catwok Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this belongs here. This is brilliant. You can read the white side and it makes sense, you can read the black side and it makes sense, you can read both together and it makes sense. Sure it's not 100%, but the concept is genius and the execution is not terrible at all.

    Christa-Mari Bentham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this was thought through very well so that it can be read different ways and still say the same thing

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it does make sense when read individually as well as simultaneously albeit without proper punctuations

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? THIS IS GREAT and they really did a lot of thinking about where it would be placed!!

    Mini Muppet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read properly, the subreddit is dedicated to bad signs, originating from don't open, dead inside written oddly. The caption says a rival to the subreddit. Context, people. Context.

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went right over my head. Well spotted

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    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work it Make it Do it Makes Us. Harder Better Faster Stronger. (The original version, f**k Kanye)

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pass this place most days of the week. There is also a Ms. Pac-Man arcade game in the lobby, so you know they’re good people.

    S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works no matter how you read it

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    #17

    Live Work Ride Long Hard Fast

    Live Work Ride Long Hard Fast

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what else is long, hard, and fast? A LIMO HAHA

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not think you were going to say limo

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harder, better, faster, stronger...

    Christoph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even a short fast can be a challenge.

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what else is long, hard and fast? life.

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live hard, ride long, work fast.

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    #18

    Jesus From Hell Saves

    Jesus From Hell Saves

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the Devil the Jesus from Hell?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not theologically inaccurate. From the Creed: "He descended into Hell. On the third day, he rose again." Jesus descended into Hell to save the just souls who had died before he had come.

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel, you should really read the Bible, I mean REALLY read it. Because Satan there is a fallen angel and Jesus is God who became man but is still God. He is part of the Trinity. Saying they are brothers is like you saying a speck of dust is your sibling.

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    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian, I facepalm.

    Kat Jenkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Jesus from Heaven do then? Oh dear

    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being a little sacrilegious here, arent we

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    And imagine if there's an embarrassing grammatical error in your poster or ad. A typo can suggest to the customer that your business is unprofessional or that the employees are careless, even if everything else written and designed is spotless. Your clients' first impression counts and if your sign leaves them annoyed, it will make winning them over even harder later on.

    #19

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    nWo_Spike Report

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a French town called Aix-en-Provence, is that gay?

    He-Matt & the MOTU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a bloke called Alex who is gay, so they're almost right.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Galaxy is protecting Gay rights, gotta love em

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. i didn't know samsung was gay.

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    #20

    Black Matter Lives!

    Black Matter Lives!

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black ("dark") matter lives in most of the universe... and accounts for approximately 85% of all matter.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't have the police shooting 85% of the universe, can we?

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always read BLM as bowel movement, so BML actually helps.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't understand why everyone is so upset over the Bureau of Land Management these days.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I can’t be the only one. Her in the western US, for decades, no, for generations BLM meant Bureau of Land Management. It’s a part of everyone’s life in the west, free camping, wild horses, open lands.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LACK ATTER IVES *SUMMONS MALCOM X*

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i knew black matter was coming alive my dogs is a blackhole

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like its telling us someone called black matter lives

    Diane Knight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a marketing fail from the start. "Black Rights Matter", that's where the injustice begins. Because when you change out the first word, it still sends a message. Women rights matter (pay, health decisions, violence against). Because ALL LIVES MATTER, equality is taking a beating, white males can carry guns and no hassles, but a black male not only gets hassled but gets shot first then questioned next. UNFAIR period!

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    #21

    Bathroom Be Right Break Back :)

    Bathroom Be Right Break Back :)

    PM_Me_PolydactylCats Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathroom is on the right, but be careful because the floor is slippery

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a song with the lyrics "there's a bad moon on the rise" but there a running joke that it sounds like "There's a bathroom on the right"

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well I wrote 'bathroom break' first and then didn't know where to write the other bit, but I did put a nice smiley face!"

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the person is happy about it.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you break your back putting in the bathroom or using it???

    Afton Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people write like this??

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call 911, guy broke his back in the bathroom

    omg sameee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has such a threatening aura

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    Then there's the known fact that your advertising choices reflect your business and its ideas. Billboards and signs should communicate the way you think, so if it's dirty or even broken, your clients will think that your services are also poorly handled. This results in your business being seen as of lower quality than it actually is.

    #22

    This Great Hot Way To Coffee Choc

    This Great Hot Way To Coffee Choc

    Legitimate_Regret168 Report

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This great hot way to coffee choc. Totally agree.

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please tell me where this "Great, hot way to coffee choc" is?

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that correctly but yes, coffee choc sound good

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is in that coffee choc

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coffee has steam, but is it hot? Why is only choc hot? And is the choc great?

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    #23

    Say Racism No To Respect!

    Say Racism No To Respect!

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    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it supposed to be Say no to racism respect? It made sense up until they tacked the last word on there.

    Theenbypotat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk how they would've expected anyone to get this solution, but maybe it's supposed to be like have respect, and say no to racism.

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    Petra, princess of Brigid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too distracted by all the graffiti to pay attention to the sign.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. "Uh...muffin...song? D Blanco Crocs? And sad angry crying dude." Got it.

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I read that correctly the first time

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it supposed to say? Say no to racism respect? Say no to respect racism? No say to racism respect?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprising. White supremacists hate Aretha Franklin.

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. that puts BLM in reverse.

    Two thousand seven
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh

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    #24

    Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please Please

    Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please Please

    orsiborsi88 Report

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like it! You can sing it as a catchy song!

    Foustri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually was for McDonald's back in the 80's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5tKYOTC5QI

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    𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕮𝖚𝖈𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a feeling this could be purposeful since it is a 'double' cheeseburger or the designers were just really bad

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think McDonalds actually used this in an ad back in the 80's when they introduced the Double Cheeseburger (although IIRC they only said please once, the impolite bastards). Yes, I am old.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that makes sense every way

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that is what it says . It's an old commercial from the 80's

    Aye Emme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is intentional design.

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    Lastly, there's a big chance that you will lose foot traffic and sales. The FedEx Office "What’s Your Sign?" survey asked American consumers how signage can impact their intent to visit a store, make a purchase and more. The study found out that "poor signage can deter consumers from entering a store, with over half (52 percent) saying they are less willing to enter a store with misspelled or poorly-made signs."

    #25

    Bible Verse Or Star Wars Quote?

    Bible Verse Or Star Wars Quote?

    sw_jc3 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news! It actually reads "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First read this as "wax", not "vax." I was even more confused.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Like, are they trying to warn people not to steal their wax because it's booby trapped?

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confident enough to bet the entire world's GDP on that not being in the bible without even checking it first.

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God loves this world, so He gave us science, vaccines and medics! God gave me the opportunity to have, since January, all my 3 Moderna shots!

    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter HOW I read John 3:16, I cannot find ANY "Vax" reference.....I guess they have a different Bible.....

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says plain as day in that verse, “and the Lord said, vaccines are a trap, and lo the masses perished”

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    Clovella Buttram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but what on earth does John 3:16 have to do with vaccination? So confused

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    Wai Keet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Batman sign is a little confusing though...

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    #26

    Thank Key, You Workers!

    Thank Key, You Workers!

    aaronmcc122 Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key is a great.... Guy? Thank you, Sincerely Workers

    axolotl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do the workers make the keys or something?

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who unlocked the sign cabinet? was it you key?

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without you, I can't go anywhere!

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    #27

    Goldilocks Three Band The Ears

    Goldilocks Three Band The Ears

    jill853 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Goldilocks three was definitely the worst of the series. The original actress was smart to not return for the role in this one.

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we attaching tracking collars to them? "Band the Bears!"

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked Goldilocks 2: The Revenge better. This one's still better than Goldilocks In Space, at least!

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papyrus? Of all the typefaces…they chose Papyrus???

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not phonics. It is, however, a mess.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Goldilocks Three: Band the ears!" is one of the most under-rated sequels

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can read Phonics" yeah sure you can

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the other 2 Goldilocks? *sniffle

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they weren't 'just right' so they had to go.

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    With such massive consequences, you simply cannot ignore the readability of your posters, boards and ads. Ryan Brady, president at Brady Signs, said that you should consider your target audience before choosing the colors and style of your sign. What appeals to the people you want to market? How can you get their attention? "It might not be the best idea to put a giant, flashing sign out in front of your business, but you still want to make sure that people are seeing your sign and your storefront," he wrote.

    #28

    Gives Up Who Never A Winner Is A Dreamer

    Gives Up Who Never A Winner Is A Dreamer

    Persoons Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to talk about tattoo fails, this is a particularly unfortunate mess.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having to translate this for the next 50+ years

    Tim S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher. It's almost indecipherable.

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a winner is a dreamer who never gives up?

    Suz66
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! I think that's the intended quote, but the order is all jacked up and message gets lost, too bad.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gives up, a winner is a dreamer who nerver cross Fibonacci ?

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the FIbanacci on the shoulder. But the rest? YIKES!

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    #29

    Noki Parng

    Noki Parng

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it doesn't mean something rude in another language.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the name they gave to a Star Wars figure that wasn’t named in the movie.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read that in a really thick Scottish accent. Why yes, I am a very mature person

    Kiera DeCanio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This space reserved for Noki Parng.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Noki Parng. I eat it every time I go to the Vietmesenam Restaurant down the street.

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    Another thing to have in mind, less is more. Overcomplicating your brand will result in people losing attention. "Make sure that your sign is conveying the right information too, customers will turn right back around if they come in with incorrect knowledge about your business," Brady explained.

    #30

    Ooooo Chocolate The Grill Avenue Oo

    Ooooo Chocolate The Grill Avenue Oo

    Stabf10 Report

    Mushroomlover
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I live about an hour from here! It’s located in Hershey, PA and it’s actual name is the chocolate avenue grill! Their sign needs revamping for sure!

    Dianna Harding
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're gonna rock down to, Chocolate The Grill, Avenue.

    Henry Edison Jurman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    #31

    F*ck I’m From You Kansas

    F*ck I’m From You Kansas

    MethLabForCutie88 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes more sense this way.

    Joe Medley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right side of the civil war. Birthplace of basketball. Nothing lately.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's a bad deal, but try not to get too upset about it.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your biological mother is from kansas

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said by anyone trying to change their birth certificate who was born in Kansas!

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    #32

    Getting Mixed Signals From This Dumpster!

    Getting Mixed Signals From This Dumpster!

    GodsActualButthole Report

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Getting wasted today, no energy tomorrrow" would be my interpretation of it.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, then. Waste energy today AND tomorrow. Got it.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste energy today tomorrow. No problem.

    "Your sign is a direct reflection of your business. People will judge your business based on your sign without even coming in, so it’s key that you don’t skimp out when you make a signage purchase. Cheap signs often cause more problems than they solve, whether it’s because they can’t withstand the test of time or they just don’t look like you planned. All things considered, your sign is worth the investment."

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    #33

    Tell Him He Is A Pretty Good Cat And A Cat

    Tell Him He Is A Pretty Good Cat And A Cat

    AdolfJarJarBinLaden Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is entirely fine. Go watch the scene this comes from. Data went a little overboard.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched it recently. Long live trekkies.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ode to Spot" is one of the finest works of poetry in the Star Trek universe...fight me.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we got our first cat (an orange tabby), my husband insisted its named had to be Spot or Hobbes. I went with Hobbes... she was the best kitty ever!

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're pretty good cat and a cat.

    #34

    Texcock Mextail Anyone?

    Texcock Mextail Anyone?

    pinkyepsilon Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I can't figure out is why the rest of it is in Japanese.

    Joe Medley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if it were Mex c**k and Tex tails, there’d be lynchings.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *vague possible allusion to furries*

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it's probably in Japan - mistakes can happen when using a foreign language

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    #35

    Control Alter Delete Yourself Your Negativity Thinking

    Control Alter Delete Yourself Your Negativity Thinking

    Eightyprawn Report

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from that one sign we know that's a bad, bad workplace.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they felt the need to explain it

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't delete negativity!

    Alex The Fanperson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    As one of the moderators of /r/dontdeadopeninside told Bored Panda earlier on, people make such text design mistakes because "they're either not thinking or they want to be original. Our main mission statement is to show them that they are wrong." It's important to remember that people in the West read left-to-right: "Do not "liven up" your text by making it "quirky". Hard to read means lost attention which translates to lost revenue."

    #36

    Men Because Women To The Are Left Always Right

    Men Because Women To The Are Left Always Right

    michaelthott Report

    Tim S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible. I also can't stand these incredibly sexist signs, especially because the person who put it up would surely be furious--rightly so--about one that stated the opposite.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be prepared to put money on the author of that sign being a man.

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    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making two out of it and hanging it from the wall with a bit of space in between would convey the message.

    Bologna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to go to the bathroom, I’d pee my pants trying to figure this out.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men because women to the are left always right

    #37

    Eat Don't Drink Smoke

    Eat Don't Drink Smoke

    ivets86 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly eating and smoking are OK, just don't drink (the spills are a pain to clean up).

    Cori Crabb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't drink, but you can eat smoke was my interpretation

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat smoke but don't drink it.

    #38

    No Is Th Tr No Eu

    No Is Th Tr No Eu

    usr_name4733 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to go with "Nothing is True", but they even spelled it wrong? Coz otherwise, I'm stumped.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 No, a Neer, A Nemale Neer.... 🎶

    He-Matt & the MOTU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing is true, then thay sign isn't true. Check mate.....I think.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if you read it as intended, it's still nonsense, since the claim "nothing is true" means the same as "it is true that nothing is true", which is self-contradictory.

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    Bad design comes in all shapes and sizes. Some products are irrelevant, apps—overly complicated, and posters or signs can be just simply... unreadable. But even though this results badly for the business, it's definitely hilarious for us.

    #39

    I Want To Learn About Farming Chan.

    I Want To Learn About Farming Chan.

    KhunPhaen Report

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I don't want to give Gabrielle a f**k?

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s a bit of a stretch, in my opinion. That’s just my opinion, though.

    #40

    No Exit Entry Only

    No Exit Entry Only

    DeathByTrumpet Report

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both sides of this make sense, but which is right?

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this doesn't confuse you, you aren't trying hard enough.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just follow the Kool-Aid Man's example

    #41

    Hmmmm....

    Hmmmm....

    Reaperfox7 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spacing is the main issue even if the message got through

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Junk food for Ghost Rider" andFLYinto you? Be like good "That's a Negative Top Gun NUTRITION! Clear as mud, captain.

    He-Matt & the MOTU
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hideous carpet. Looks like someone sprayed the tomato sauce around. Probably rowdy teens.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take, "Trying WAYYYY too hard" for $400, Alex...

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, somehow 'junk food for Ghost Rider and FLY into you? Be like good that's a negative TOPGUN NUTRITION' still makes sense to me

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs must've been designed to hang vertically, but then there was no place to hang it that way.

    #42

    Hoho Meme

    Hoho Meme

    Aden487 Report

    Melissa Boatman Linebaugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s two different plaques pushed together, so doesn’t entirely count.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you locate a viral image on the world wide web:

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did just google hoho meme and it has this pic

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Jabba the Hutt do this?

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this as a Christmas decoration!

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    #43

    Soup Soup Break Soup Relax… Soup Taste

    Soup Soup Break Soup Relax… Soup Taste

    ftse Report

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just an instruction manual for torturing someone with unwanted soup.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you get to rest after breaking the soup so…

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it work for hot cocoa too?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, you can only really taste the soup after relaxing.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give this one a pass because it was almost certainly made in China

    #44

    1 2 3 4 5 7 8 It's 6 9 Ten The Co Duel Mm Me And Nts (Source: @hamiltonmusical On Instagram)

    1 2 3 4 5 7 8 It's 6 9 Ten The Co Duel Mm Me And Nts (Source: @hamiltonmusical On Instagram)

    Racek29 Report

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some designer should be slapped in the face as hard as possible.

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hard that they get blasted to the day they made the poster

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice waistcoat. That's all I got from this image

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamilton deserves better! Why would you do this?

    Lady Fos-Boss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A test to see if your a true Hamil-fan. (I also went to see hamilton on saturday)

    Everything AGR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAMILTON REFERENCE #theaterkidcheck

    Cori Crabb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else sing the caption or was that just me.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain wants to be somewhere else

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    #45

    Lay Wicked Deviled Chickens Eggs

    Lay Wicked Deviled Chickens Eggs

    robodragoman Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if i don't want to lay deviled chicken eggs.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold of you to assume you had a choice

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    Romenriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome quote though.

    #46

    Derotic Demergency Dequipment

    Derotic Demergency Dequipment

    dbrowe7 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... What the heck is erotic emergency equipment?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of erotic emergency it's always advisable to call an ambulance, because paramedics need a good laugh more than most people

    Carole Dose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Derotic Emergency Equipment - Fire & Rescue Vehicle Equipment [Search domain deroticllc.com] https://deroticllc.com Derotic Emergency Equipment is a California emergency vehicle dealer with decades of experience DEE has helped a wide variety of customers spec and build emergency vehicles. From one-station volunteer fire departments like Janesville to large agencies like the City of Long Beach, our knowledgeable Team Members are able to take client ideas and ...

    Jess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot even imagine what kind of emergency would that be 🤔

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for when lemmiwinks gets stuck.

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    #47

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    RevWaldo Report

    #48

    Nice Tattoo!

    Nice Tattoo!

    James_one_Tattoo Report

    Romenriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when read correctly, it sounds overly edgy and toxic.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'm effing sick of people telling me, proudly, how they live with pain since like 20 years because they "Don't wanna take pills". Then don't, fine, but don't brag about your heroism, admit that you're stupid instead.

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translates as "avoid me at parties'.

    ggus44
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, come and take it then!

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm I Awake. Forgot Without The The Joy Of Medicine Suffering or I'm Awake Without The Medicine. I Forgot The Joy Of Suffering

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally.....never enjoyed suffering.

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the heathen nation needs you medicated

    Reese2906Hi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the joy of medicine suffering...

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    #49

    Zero Cut The Crap Waste

    Zero Cut The Crap Waste

    Jitterbugboogie Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is definitely a learning curve involved.

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    #50

    Jesus Kiss Is Me Daddy

    Jesus Kiss Is Me Daddy

    ComprehensiveDucc Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen King could turn this into a great short story

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this written in blood?

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is all sorts of uncomfortable

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more disturbing aspects of what is going on here

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No time to think. Tampon was drying out.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they write that with their own poo?

    #51

    Way Your Goal Rules!

    Way Your Goal Rules!

    Familiar_Big3322 Report

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they couldn’t think of anything for the R, but that they also used the u for “rules”

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your way, your goal, your rules. This isn't that bad

    #52

    Por A Gr To Le E (Porto Alegre, City Name)

    Por A Gr To Le E (Porto Alegre, City Name)

    msstark Report

    Trisec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Por A Gr' to Le'e! Is some kind of Klingon insult.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May you die in bed, you miserable little turd." Or something along those lines.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, can you imagine if a city was actually called City Name? That's be almost as dumb as someone calling their city "New City"! ...Which has happened. A lot. In multiple languages. Ah crud, there is a city called City Name somewhere, isn't there?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it supposed to say? I can't make it out.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porto Alegre, a city in southern Brazil

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    #53

    How To Swig Water Get Your Free Life Bottle

    How To Swig Water Get Your Free Life Bottle

    Karnnette Report

    #54

    Team Makes Dream ☀️ Work The Work

    Team Makes Dream ☀️ Work The Work

    vashingstampede Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Work the Work" would make a catchy slogan, though. :-)

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you talk the talk but can you walk the walk ?

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    #55

    The Gift Pepper Sprays Of Safety

    The Gift Pepper Sprays Of Safety

    wardenstark8 Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so you can make cats run around in circles.

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To summon your army of cats.

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    #56

    Pray Work Trust Hard Hard God

    Pray Work Trust Hard Hard God

    thedailyvinyls Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which is worse, the design or the advice

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My husband is a hard, hard god..." - "I'm jealous!" - hahahahaha!

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know God was a fan of Curling. "Hard! HAAAAAARD! WHOA!"

    #57

    Stop Together Asian We Stand Hate United We Rise

    Stop Together Asian We Stand Hate United We Rise

    loquaciousofborg Report

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hate united we rise" sounds like a call to riot.

    Zaynab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hate united we rise" kinda sounds like a threat.

    Kayla Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop Asian hate together we wee stand united rise

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only one that was actually read correctly by lots was united we rise.

    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty much describes texas lol

    #58

    Sh Sh Ap Ap In E G

    Sh Sh Ap Ap In E G

    Recidive Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaping Shape? And here we have flooring floor.

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - sh sh ap ap in e g - No Greedo, tell Jaba i will pay him later...

    #59

    The And The Fast Furious

    The And The Fast Furious

    UnsureAbsolute Report

    #60

    Peimpe Rferfe Ctlyct

    Peimpe Rferfe Ctlyct

    MattZoldyck Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see. I too, can speak Old Ones' tongue. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wjfief'wei wfiwjs'ff wio'shdiiw[Error 423-character does not exist in Unicode]j

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too look to figure out it's meant to say perfectly imperfect.

    #61

    Eat Milk Me Me

    Eat Milk Me Me

    Own_Improvement_4664 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Alice in Wonderland meets lactation fetishdom

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lact...? Why do I even ask, of course there is !

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    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO SAY????? EAT MILK MEME? EAT ME MILK ME?

    #62

    Pack Pack It In It Out

    Pack Pack It In It Out

    soybeanolive Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check it in, check it out, Or the sun will never shine. They're a long way away, In the subways of your mind.

    #63

    My School's Homecoming Week Sign

    My School's Homecoming Week Sign

    Phecda04 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give up. I must be too old, too uncool or too English to decipher this

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...so Fetch!" is a reference from the movie Mean Girls which came out in 2004!

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it even supposed to say?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teens had a 00s party with iPods and Mean Girls. Fück.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The are so 2000s fetch (it's supposed to say the 2000s are so fetch)

    #64

    If U Do Not Unlock Leave. U Must Unlocked Lock

    If U Do Not Unlock Leave. U Must Unlocked Lock

    i-glados Report

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    #65

    Talk Don't The Talk Just

    Talk Don't The Talk Just

    gostybever Report

    #66

    Can End On A Hopeful Horror Note?

    Can End On A Hopeful Horror Note?

    kinathearrow Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 50 details are that there isn't any.

    Ashley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onlyabidoang! I like his videos

    #67

    I Love I Want My Wife Her + Mel Inda Thewholeworld To With All I Am Know It

    I Love I Want My Wife Her + Mel Inda Thewholeworld To With All I Am Know It

    MeanHuckleberry Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know what he did wrong prior to this

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing serial adultery or financial mismanagement. And now he's added vandalism to the list

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run Melinda!

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Melinda has left, I don’t think this will make her come back.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This screams of a conversation that started with “ I fell over and my d**k happened to fell out in her honest baby?!”

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this person may need some sort of intervention.

    #68

    Drive Me Safe Slow

    Drive Me Safe Slow

    _BearHawk Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive safe, the driver of that van is slow and apparently a pirate.

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    #69

    Ianyt Sfem Cofee Tme I

    Ianyt Sfem Cofee Tme I

    moriamoon Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this reads: Any time is coffee time.

    #70

    I Don't Even Know How To Class This..

    I Don't Even Know How To Class This..

    JMag92 Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can't join letters together, I am not trusting him with woodwork

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The man who can”. FFS. That’s awful design.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the can man O pirate skull N Joinery? I got nothing.

    #72

    The Sea Is On Cosby Is Fire. Happy 4th, Free, America Is I Guess. Racist.

    The Sea Is On Cosby Is Fire. Happy 4th, Free, America Is I Guess. Racist.

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    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean its a powerful message?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sea is on fire, Cosby is free, America is racist. Happy 4th I guess

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me a minute to decipher.

    #73

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

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    Johanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used different colors for a reason.

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    #75

    Work Nice Hard To And Be People.

    Work Nice Hard To And Be People.

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit, I forgot to write “be people” on my to-do list today!

    Sophia Eressea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have been trying for years to figure out how to be people

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it really counts, bc it has the thick black line in the middle

    #76

    Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without What?

    Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without What?

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to everyone for answering my question, apparently it says “Grandpa’s are dads without rules” (Probably)

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa’s are dads without rules

    #78

    My Friend's New Merch For His Ska Band, Ska Net Tune Work

    My Friend's New Merch For His Ska Band, Ska Net Tune Work

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about the words, just enjoy the colours

    #79

    Hpy Ap Alwe Hloen

    Hpy Ap Alwe Hloen

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    Bologna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said this out loud, and now zombies are chasing me. Great.

    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought: Isn't this a language in Star Wars?

    #80

    Tyranny Rebellion

    Tyranny Rebellion

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    Genius Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as tranny rebellion.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing transgender folks tend to rebel against is gender being defined by the bits between the legs.

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    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty."

    #81

    This Cpu Is On The The Fastest Planet

    This Cpu Is On The The Fastest Planet

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know we are on the fastest planet?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've been the computer chip onboard a Mercury space probe.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get that CPU onto Jupiter?

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're on the fastest planet available

    #82

    Pgod Rgun Olife

    Pgod Rgun Olife

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to tell the whole world you're an idiot

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, you're pro-gun and pro-life, i seeeeeee.....

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, gravity is referenced throughout the bible, HOW DO THE CHRISTIANS NOT NOTICE THIS-

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    Florence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huehuheuheuheuh i like the world knowing that i want to take away women's rights because they're kIlLiNg BaByS and i love guns@!!!!!!!!!!! /s

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really depressing to think that so many Americans would see no hypocrisy in this.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just apply for a blue badge...

    #83

    Do No Take, Harm No Shit

    Do No Take, Harm No Shit

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t deserves to not be harmed, stop flushing everybody!

    Bologna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft I hit my s**t with a baseball bat every night, so don’t tell me what to do

    #84

    Eat Always Open Drink

    Eat Always Open Drink

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    #85

    Non Hello Smokin Here Please

    Non Hello Smokin Here Please

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