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The $1400 checks will arrive in bank accounts over the weekend, confirmed Treasury and Internal Revenue Service officials. 160 million households in the US are now waiting to receive $400 billion in direct payments that should aid many struggling in the times of crisis.

But the stimulus’ critics claim that $1400 is just too much and that not everyone even deserves it. Read this Twitter user’s illuminating response to everyone “squabbling over whether your neighbor deserves to receive $1400 more than once per *year*” in Bored Panda’s previous article here.

So, Twitter users armed with a great deal of sarcasm decided to share how far ALL THAT money from the stimulus check will take them. Let’s see some of the funniest tweets that will surely get some discussion going in no time!

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evajaelvargas Report

Mena
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it real product? Or just for the meme

Peko
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly. Neither would surprise me.

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Donna Reynolds
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just big enough for his Black AMEX.

Jihana
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, that is absolutely adorable. The way the little guy poses to show off his backpack.

Zena Marsh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would a dog need a backpack?

Slune
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it's made to wear on the wrist....the human one.....

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    jennycavallero Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kisses on said bandaid cost $G₆₄ with a TREE(3)% interest rate.

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    faraomaileoi Report

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much is a McDonald's Franchise? The total investment necessary to begin operation of a traditional McDonald's franchise ranges from $1,008,000 to $2,214,080. This includes an initial franchise fee of $45,000.00 that must be paid to the franchisor.

    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAhaha... thank you for a great post

    Ryder Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else saw this on Mentally Mitch?

    Tim Haight
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    4 years ago

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    With the House and Senate both approving the $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief bill and President Joe Biden signing it into law on Thursday, 160 million households are in the process of receiving the long-awaited stimulus checks.

    According to the officials, the first batch of payments will be sent by direct deposit, which some recipients started receiving as early as March 12. Additional batches of payments will be sent in the coming weeks in these ways: by direct deposit, through the mail, or as a check or debit card.

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    The first ones to receive the checks are most probably those who have already a direct deposit set up with the IRS. According to CNBC, it’s because the government already has their account information on file and doesn’t need to go through the process of printing, sorting and mailing physical checks or pre-paid debit cards. Meanwhile, Americans who don’t yet have direct deposit set up will likely have to wait a little longer for the checks to reach them.

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    YoungStunnaLife Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seaworld: The only place where they both fit 8 whales in a thimble and have enough car park to make an OO-scale UY Scuti.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck of a lot more than 1400. They shouldn't be there in the first place.

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    MNateShyamalan Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SeE, iTs ThE AvOcAdOs WoT kEePs ThIs GeNeRaTiOn In ChAiNs.

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    TbhItsKay Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but getting friend to help you movie it...

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    mr. cheeto chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else tried to slide over them like you were in a action movie

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to roll, but hard to steer.

    Among many possible issues to do with the actual payments is the fear of the money getting deposited into the wrong bank account, which happened in the last round of checks. If that happens, further delays in transfers are also very likely.

    For those Americans who didn’t receive the full amount of the first or second stimulus payments they were eligible for, they may be able to claim them as a 2020 Recovery Rebate Credit. In that case, they have to file a 2020 tax return. However, the third stimulus payment will not be used to calculate the 2020 Recovery Rebate Credit. More information on the procedure can be found right here.

    To find out how much money you could get under the American Rescue Plan, check out the Grow calculator. Also, check the payment status of your stimulus check here.

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    disxpix Report

    Chelsea Bates
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret is that Victoria is a guy

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret is only eating ice cubes

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "tell u what" "THE SECRET" "what secret" "VICTORIAS SECRET" "... there is no secret its just the name of the store..." "I WILL PAY U"

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    killakow Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets taken to the back room where they're auctioning off a mermaid.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would eating a mermaid be considered cannibalism or seafood?

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google that, "Legal Sea Foods is an American restaurant chain of casual-dining seafood restaurants mostly located in the Northeastern region of the United States" (i.e., Greater Boston Area).

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oeh, you like living dangerously. Did you get the blowfish sushi?

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he should be able to get a good deal.

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    Devon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodddd those cobwebs are thick

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    BlvkDivmonds Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neptun. Let them bring you Neptun, and a side of Mermaid Tails!

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Original meme) Me: *realizing a gave a f**k* Me: Gimme my f**ks back

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring me Arthur Curry, King of Atlantis!

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    LlLUZlSQUlRT Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k the King! Bring me the curly fries!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forget curly fries! bring me all the chicken fries! those things are so good🥰 🤤🤤

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will, at least, bring you a crown if you ask nicely. :-)

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bring back the grilled dogs man

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    thtguyfry Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    orange, banana, pear? happy?

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    mangohunni_ Report

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they do that for a small fee in some cities, and 2 hours for free.

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    craftyfoxkay Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wharariki Beach Cave, Archway Islands South Island (New Zealand)

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    Asy EnderDragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't this the main lock screen on most computers?

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    memetazaa Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    abcdefgijklnopqrstuvwxyz happy?

    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "Α α, Β β, Γ γ, Δ δ, Ε ε, Ζ ζ, η, Θ θ, Ι ι, Κ κ, Λ λ, μ, Ν ν, Ξ ξ, Ο ο, Π π, Ρ ρ, Σ σ/ς, Τ τ, Υ υ, Φ φ, Χ χ, Ψ ψ, and Ω ω."

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    Peko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hennes & Mauritz. Seriously.

    Y T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means Hers and Mauritzes in Swedish (it's a Swedish company)

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    iamlarada Report

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    MattDaddy51 Report

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your optimistic! You may get a very basic arm for that much...

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    KangarooJackoff Report

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...sir, the big Caesar was killed 1977 years ago today

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    EricjGonzalezz Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone would make that joke... I HATE that name

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    HeyBMoon Report

    Ryan Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl the Mickey Mouse dude in Disneyland creeped me out as a kid. Still does

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    protosemite Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardovers exist?! Wow... I thought they were only in movies and museums...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have over 30 do you like live in fahrenheit 451

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    mementomark Report

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    bdon07 Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm $0... but in texas they got a test to get it. dodge bullets, be a cowboy successfully, kill ten civilians... then you got it

    Forty-Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you have to do it all without a mask

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    PplsCityCouncil Report

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    OOCUTSA Report

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    heathh0lley Report

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    etroupe Report

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    Ryan__Cameron Report

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