If you regularly ride the subway (or are aware of our previous post) you probably know that it's a strange place. One day, a guy brings his pet peacock and you feel like you're visiting a zoo; another there's a crazy Russian riding a fire extinguisher as if he's an on-set Hollywood stuntman. And it's quite useful, too. I mean, think of the long silences you'd have to endure during lunch breaks with your colleagues if no one was sharing their crazy commute stories. Bored Panda has compiled a list of extraordinary subway passengers and if their photos won't make you use the public transport more, nothing will. Scroll down to meet the gang and upvote the ones you'd like to meet the most. Or least. You decide.

#1

Some Magic In The Subway

Some Magic In The Subway

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Simone
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3 years ago

As a HP fan, I find this cool!

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#2

There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade

There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade

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Jetches
Community Member
3 years ago

The updated version of “psychiatric help for 5 cents”

SacredPistachio
Community Member
3 years ago

This kid is raking in cash...he's a genius.

ieniemienieme
Community Member
3 years ago

this kid is going places..

Sunzilla
Community Member
3 years ago

Geez! Excellent idea. Children see things a lot more clearly than adults. We're too caught up with all the details.

Meowton Mewsk
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3 years ago

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What does he see more clearly than an average adult?

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

is he holding a football for his friend too?

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Entrepreneur.

Ruth Guerra-Mc Intosh
Community Member
3 years ago

Just had to smile at these adults getting some honest emotional advice from this obviously qualified kid. (its always simpler coming from the perspective of a kid)

Floor
Community Member
3 years ago

I bet a lot of people actually ask him for advice about their troubles. The stories he must have heard...

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh, I hope he has a permit.

Calypso poet
Community Member
3 years ago

I am sorry my humor didn’t transfer well in my comment. I up voted you comment because I thought it was funny. I was picturing someone calling the police on the kid complaining he’s practicing without a license. Didn’t mean to infer it would be you. : )

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Cristen Rebmann
Community Member
3 years ago

Sometimes kids have the best wisdom.

Cactuar Jon
Community Member
3 years ago

Probably better than all the qualified 'emotional advice' you'd get too!

allison marie newton
Community Member
3 years ago

where can i find him!

Marcia Leary
Community Member
3 years ago

Inflation, Lucy only charged $.02

Gwinevere von Ludwig
Community Member
3 years ago

of course this is in Williamsburg...

Rebekah
Community Member
3 years ago

I love New York.

Peter Bear
Community Member
3 years ago

Straight out of Peanuts, but no less awesome.

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Jessica Gunn
Community Member
3 years ago

"The Doctor is In."

Max L.
Community Member
3 years ago

5c !

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Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny thing is people do this cuz they think he's cute and then he gives them the best advice ever

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
3 years ago

I watched a 5 minute documentary about this kid. he's amazing. he has the emotional maturity of a very empathetic adult.

Ella Fischer
Community Member
3 years ago

i would love to know what he says, and if they followed the advice

Joanne Hudson
Community Member
3 years ago

His advice can't be worse than your friends'.

Maggie Dougherty
Community Member
3 years ago

I would be, that little boy's consult!! I bet, he didn't think he would be, quite so busy!! After all, he's only 11!!

Barbara
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen

Emma Goldsworthy
Community Member
3 years ago

Me too

FuzzyWuzzy
Community Member
3 years ago

Mmm If I rode public transport, I think I would like to try this out too!

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
3 years ago

reminds me of Lucy from Peanuts

Maggie Collins
Community Member
3 years ago

Send this guy to business school ASAP!

Ari Minesicience
Community Member
3 years ago

aww

Joann Barry
Community Member
3 years ago

Ya see, just let it go, man. You are still young. ya know.

Veronica Goddard
Community Member
3 years ago

The next Donald Trump? Great entrepreneur

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com
Community Member
3 years ago

I would NEVER take emotional advice from Trump!!!

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Patricia Elliott
Community Member
3 years ago

Adorable young man. I would enjoy seeking his advice :-)

Carson Lujan
Community Member
3 years ago

I would ask him it’s a tiny business

Nevi Løvfelt
Community Member
3 years ago

Industrious kid. Great idea.

J.
Community Member
3 years ago

Make sure permit patty isn't around!

MysticSailora
Community Member
3 years ago

i want to do this!

Kiki
Community Member
3 years ago

Like Lucy from Peanuts?

A Little Light Arson
Community Member
3 years ago

I need this.

anonymous
Community Member
3 years ago

good n him

Mascha Claessens
Community Member
3 years ago

This kid is gonna be SO rich some day. :'D Goof for him.

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

Weird thing is, I would actually consult him.

Kynnica Pilupner
Community Member
3 years ago

WHERE IS THIS KID I WANT TO MEET HIM

rhyan lumilay
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah I know he's not an expert to this thing but talking with children are quite stress reliever.

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

Can anyone find out more about this kid? I would love to read his story.

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

I would leave my psychiatrist for him in a and save a ton of money, what a deal!

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

We can ask for emotional advice for free to other children in our family or a friend's family...

Coco
Community Member
3 years ago

I need them NOW!!

Laura Elonen
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm sure it didn't take long for some "official" to walk along, ask for a license and grab their phone to call the police.

Acquandist Hamilton
Community Member
3 years ago

I LOVE this!

Marky
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish I knew what he tells them...

cwa92464
Community Member
3 years ago

His answer is always the same: Quit being a pussy and get on the train before I charge you $5

chloe manilay
Community Member
3 years ago

Permit Patty’s coming for him next...

John Montgomery
Community Member
3 years ago

After he gives advice he's going to make sure the headcount is wrong and Kevin McCalister get left home alone.

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#3

She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

Aw, that is the cutest! I'm taking this one home.

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#4

Just A Fox In A Subway

Just A Fox In A Subway

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glowworm2
Community Member
3 years ago

A very well behaved fox in a subway I might add.

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#5

A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones

A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones

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SacredPistachio
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd just be sitting there staring in awe at the fact there was just some dude going around with a peacock...

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#6

Brazilians In The Moscow Metro

Brazilians In The Moscow Metro

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"only service animals allowed"

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#7

Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway

Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway

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Hikikomori
Community Member
3 years ago

Muggles will just call it a fire extinguisher... It is actually a disguised broom.

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#8

Spotted On The Subway

Spotted On The Subway

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd love to know the story behind that!

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#9

Never Have I Wanted To Touch Someone's Hat So Much!

Never Have I Wanted To Touch Someone's Hat So Much!

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David Lyon
Community Member
3 years ago

Mary Poppins

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#10

Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting

Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Carpe diem!

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#11

Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway

Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Just wow.

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#12

Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine

Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine

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Tom Witkowski
Community Member
3 years ago

1987 called, and they want their mullets back.

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#13

About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow

About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

Video killed the radio star!

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#14

My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute

My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute

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Mark
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, a pimps gotta get to work ;)

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#15

Give Me My Space! GAWD!

Give Me My Space! GAWD!

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Hikikomori
Community Member
3 years ago

The guys are checking out her cube.

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#16

Jesus Is That You?

Jesus Is That You?

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

Got rear ended in traffic. An angry voice shputed, "Godammit, why'd you stop?" Suddenly, Jesus was standing next to my car. Turns out, he was heading to a dress rehearsal of "Jesus Christ Superstar." :)

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#17

Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow

Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

even a Krampus needs to work...

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#18

I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke

I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke

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Usernameofgag
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3 years ago

😤😤😤😤 it is like an angry emoji...

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#19

So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...

So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is extreme. And quite sad in a way.

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#20

Black Panther

Black Panther

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Abhisek Chakraborty
Community Member
3 years ago

Pure fetish stuff

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#21

The Silence Of The Babushkas

The Silence Of The Babushkas

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João Ferreira
Community Member
3 years ago

Is that Anthony Hopkins?

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#22

I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man

I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
3 years ago

What the duck

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#23

Gaming Has Gotten Out Of Control

Gaming Has Gotten Out Of Control

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Impressive.

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#24

On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh

On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh

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Mark
Community Member
3 years ago

Good job he didn't forget to do his zip up before he got on ;)

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#25

Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay

Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

10/10

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#26

This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash

This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash

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Amelee
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor turtle :(

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#27

Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace

Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace

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ieniemienieme
Community Member
3 years ago

those guys don't look so good..

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#28

He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?

He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?

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Toby Comics
Community Member
3 years ago

BUSHMAN!

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#29

Welcome Home BD

Welcome Home BD

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Nini Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

Welcome back

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#30

Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway

Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway

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Elizabeth Lord Cary
Community Member
3 years ago

I wonder if anyone knows what those weird English letters mean

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#31

A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...

A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...

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Kizzy Kizzy
Community Member
3 years ago

They are bees that travel. For they are the traveling bees, they come and go as the please. So I tell you with ease. Please don't hit a traveling bee.

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#32

I’ll Grab The Next Train

I’ll Grab The Next Train

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

*shudders.

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#33

I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic

I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic

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Orsolya
Community Member
3 years ago

Seats?? Yeah, nothing else to see here.

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#34

She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser

She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

What is that and where can I get one?

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#35

Life Hack

Life Hack

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Toby Comics
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3 years ago

That doesn't look right at first glance...

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#36

Stranger Things

Stranger Things

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

Keeps your face warm. Makes people giggle and/or worry. I see no downside.

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#37

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

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Toby Comics
Community Member
3 years ago

Subway! - The VR Experience! *COOL NEW FEATURES!* Get judged by hundreds of strangers! Walk into walls! Miss your stop! All this AND MORE! 100% UnSatisfaction guarantee!

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#38

Why This Doll Look Like It Needs An Adult??

Why This Doll Look Like It Needs An Adult??

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Kill it with fire!

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#39

Rain Doesn't Stand A F*ckin Chance Today

Rain Doesn't Stand A F*ckin Chance Today

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Danish Dynomummy
Community Member
3 years ago

Leaf the poor man alone

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#40

First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience

First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience

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Jon Payne
Community Member
3 years ago

Fiddler on the wolf?

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#41

Emotional Support Pineapple?

Emotional Support Pineapple?

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Carol Harrison
Community Member
3 years ago

Voiceover: In this experiment we've swapped her Yorkie for a pineapple. Let's she if she can tell the difference.

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#42

Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late

Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late

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Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

just a stripper on his way to work.. :)

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#43

When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School

When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School

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lotte hoi
Community Member
3 years ago

He could actually have a weak immunesystem, this could cause him to need filtered air. Or he's just crazy

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#44

Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce

Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce

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Mark
Community Member
3 years ago

Alas poor Yorick, but I was hungry.

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#45

A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight

A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight

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Toby Comics
Community Member
3 years ago

The top hat is the ultimate final touch.

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#46

Nice Heals

Nice Heals

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Hikikomori
Community Member
3 years ago

*Heels

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#47

In Honor Of NY Fashion Week

In Honor Of NY Fashion Week

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
3 years ago

2 Chainz got competition from 1000 Tabz.

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#48

"Just Act Normal"

"Just Act Normal"

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Rogue
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3 years ago

Is that Michael from GTA V ?

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#49

That New Razr

That New Razr

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Toby Comics
Community Member
3 years ago

FACEbook has new meaning

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#50

I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night

I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

Shh! You'll blow their cover!

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#51

When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight

When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

Ewwww...

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#52

Interesting Selection

Interesting Selection

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Ntosh
Community Member
3 years ago

I am amazed by people. I would like to know the state of mind of some people.

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#53

Date Night

Date Night

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

It's fine! That's just his... friend.

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#54

Buns Of Steel Can Wait

Buns Of Steel Can Wait

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Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

I want that bag...LOL

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#55

The First To Pass Out At The Party

The First To Pass Out At The Party

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Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

poor guy

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#56

People Are The Sickness

People Are The Sickness

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Toby Comics
Community Member
3 years ago

Absolutely filthy

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#57

Freelancer's Life

Freelancer's Life

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Georgia Valentine
Community Member
3 years ago

It's just a man who bought a lamp catching up on emails. Not that weird....

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#58

This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out

This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out