30 Times People Got Busted For Their Crystal-Clear Lies And Others Shared Them In This Group

Lol!!!

Perfect response to this nonsense!

Maybe it was a broom closet?

Err, what? Who sits in a car at the park?

I'd rather listen to Garbage than hymns

So every time you got a letter you thought it was the first one? Like 50 first dates?

It's true I'm the biceps I was there clapping

Ah yes. So much sex. So many. Like at least a hundred. Right. Much wow.

And then the heavens opened and spewed them with money, and oh, life is just so ditsy daisy!

Very bad photoshop

I wonder what the “smoke” in particular alludes to....

Nice lacing tho

And then I woke up....

Ah yes, because chickens that aren't slaughtered in your backyard, but come prepackaged to the store from somewhere else, are all grown on trees and plucked from the branches when ripe...

Yeah, we do that in Africa all the time.....NOT!

This one is pretty funny.

For somebody with a PhD and a Doctorate(allegedly), their writing doesn't reflect that. 9 year program for the required degrees to design and make medicines in theUS

This one made me LOL.

The scary part is some dudes are really so deranged, they'll mistake any kind of old look (even disgust) for lust. I had a dude follow me home from the subway one day asking for a date. I'd been staring at him on the subway because he was fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week and he apparently mistook that for interest on my part!!

I beat couple of cops too and got away with that...in GTA5

At 5 years old, you were still learning how to spell your name.

Starbucks giving out free drinks? That's the dumbest part.

Thousands of doctors, medical officials, scientists, reputable organisations, and other experts, asking you to wear a mask is considered “fake news,” yet the claim of one "nurse" is suddenly considered a universal opinion? And speaking of which, we are here to deal with facts, not opinions.

"No, thank you" would have sufficed.

I ain't sucking up your story

Teenagers scare the living s**t out of me.

Did you tell him the nickname “Smartass” will never die either?

The police turned up. My son was arrested. He said "sorry I lied mom, I turned out like Dad".

And then a pianist shows up to play happy ending music while they walk into the sunset and also the sun is clapping.

I worry for the mental well being of surgeons across the globe.

I'm sure it is god's way of telling you it's time to buy a new flag.

ANALysts doing ANALysis..höhöhö

Not incels making their way into the medical community

but.. he didn't eat his hat!!

So they just happen to have a bar in the classroom?

And what else was in your 3 year old's dream?

must be fake.... I refuse the fact that someone can be this dumb

Dang thats interesting

How do you "make" anything in a kitchen that just reheats frozen stuff from a bag

That's reasonable. After all, it only comes once a year.

Looks like they really enjoy the attention yet won't drop the name of their “one of a kind recipe” or the location of their Mickey D's.

you must be really stupid!

Minimum wage hasn't been 5.75 since 2011? WTF

"Drinked"

Oh, they forgot to give you your trophy, you say?

If that convo had really happened, it'd only b coz the pilot was yanking ur chain. Surprisingly enough they also let u into the cockpit against all regulations. Knowing smiles all round.

Road kill? Welcome to Alabama.

Ah yes, the new autism quick test, diagnosing people within hours! How dumb do these people think we are? Diagnosing autism takes months.

So if the kids are already autistic, you don't have a reason to refuse vaccination anymore. You played yourself.

Well now that they’re already autistic, there’s nothing stopping the parents from getting the rest of the vaccines.

...number one, autism isn't diagnosed within an hour. number two, you can't get it from vaccines so even if they did end up being autistic, it's cause they were born with it.

Autism is present before birth. You can't "catch" autism any more than you can catch Down's Syndrome.

Which test exactly is the yes/no "autism test"? If it says the cause as well...damn, the science is lame

Who f*****g cares if their autistic anyway. I mean it's complete bullshit that vax gives you autism, but still. Who cares. Love your kid no matter what. F*****g degenergates

72 doses?!

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Your parents must be pleased as punch!