Forgot to pick up your dog from doggy daycare? Feeding mittens slipped your mind again? Drew a blank on cooking something? There's no need to worry about premature memory loss just yet as it turns out it's just how our brain works. Although the human grey matter is capable of storing around 2.5 million gigabytes of memory, we tend to forget memories that are similar to each other (feeding the cat for instance) from time to time, to remember the novel or more interesting ones better. However, these little losses of memory can be a cause of some pretty funny stories (for you and your friends, not for Mister Mittens sadly).
When these unfortunate events do happen, and that important thing that we were supposed to remember gets thrown under the bus, some epic fails are bound to happen. We here at Bored Panda had compiled a list of funny photos when a crucial detail was forgotten, with hilarious results. Thankfully none of these funny people, their partners, and poor pets were hurt because of these scatterbrained shenanigans.
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When I Worked At A Dog Daycare (I'd Bring My Dog With Me) I Once Got Off From Work And Was So Hungry I Left Without Him. My Manager Sent Me This Picture About 10 Minutes Later Saying "You Forgot Something". His Expression Is Perfect
* I truly question my judgment why I chose you as my companion..."
When You're Late For Work And Forget To Feed The King
Where the fck do you think you are going hooman! Bend down and get ready for some scratches!
I have an orange tabby named Oliver who greets me on the hood of my car every single morning when I get home from dropping my daughter off at school. He hops up there right after I pull into the driveway and then stares through my windshield looking for me and meowing like he's trying to make sure I'm not dead lol. He always looks so relieved when I open the door and step out. We then go inside to eat and take a nap.
My cats won't let me sleep in on weekends or days when I don't have to work. At 6:30, when I usually get up, if the alarm doesn't go off, I get paws on my legs and cold noses in my face, as well as hungry meows. "Feed us, slave!"
Forgot To Reposition The Camera To Take A Jump Pic, Looks Like We Hung Ourselves
Better to do it right. If hanging is not enough the train will do the rest.
Went To Wendy's And Realized I Forgot My Wallet At The Window. Rafael Here Paid Out Of His Own Pocket For Me And When I Thanked Him He Said "Good Samaritans Still Exist"
Rafael looks a tad bit creepy in this photo. Thank goodness I know he's a good samaritan!
We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby
Girlfriend Forgot Her Razor, But Not The Refills. I MacGyver'd The Rest
Finally, the Swiss Army version of a dinglehopper for Ariel's collection.
She'll be able to comb her leg hair well before running the razor over it! Win-win!
This Is What Happens When You Forget Your Work Badge At Home
Ha ha ha, this is actually sweet. I see me "forgetting" my badge too, just for the fun of wearing this a day long.
We used to get a temp card on a red lanyard. We called it the scarlet letter
I forget, loose and break my work badge all the time...the security team doesn't like me
Next time you get a new one they probably should make several as back-ups!
Load More Replies...At one of my former jobs, the punishment for forgetting your badge was a loaner badge that said "Poop Fart."
I Was Running Late For Work And Couldn't Find Her Leash, This Is How I Walked My Dog This Morning
Take one of my books when I've only got 3 chapters left and you'd get me to follow...
Just Act Natural, No One Will Notice You Forgot Your Horn
"It'll read well from a distance!" What ththe director thought, probably. The way we practiced the routines back when I was that age, a missing person could throw everyone's formations off for the whole routine. So it's better to have a missing horn than missing body. It's hilarious that they gave him NOTHING to hold in its place.
Something similar happened to me. I was in a parade in high school, and when I got to the parade location, I couldn't find my gloves. I was on the drill team/banner squad. We were supposed to march in the parade with our hands on our hips, so it would be obvious that I wasn't wearing gloves (white gloves against a dark blue uniform). The other 7 girls had theirs, but I didn't. After the parade was over, I took off my boots, and there they were...the gloves had been in my boots all the time. I'd put them there so I wouldn't forget them. :D
Wait, they were inside the boots you were wearing during the parade? How didn't you feel them?
Load More Replies...A Lad That Drunk So Much During The Brazilian Carnival That He Forgot His Girlfriend Was On His Shoulders
I would Black Widow the guys head off with some crazy death flip. I loathe this kind of behaviour
Love that this comment is from a guy. You're taken, aren't you? The good ones always are. Your lady is a lucky woman.
Load More Replies...When I was 18, I had a boyfriend who "forgot" he had a girlfriend each time he was drunk. Of course, he was single the second I discovered his behavior. But being drunk enough to "forget" your girlfriend is on your shoulder, raise the game to a whole new level...
Why is her drink stil in her hand ??? let it rain babe !!! and also , pee on him , let him have some 'wet-dreams'
I was thinking the same thing! Time to cool this situation down!
Load More Replies...My Grandpa Hung His Skates On A Small Tree When He Was Younger. He Forgot He Had Left Them There And Found Them Years Later
KILLER TREE, HE IS FED UP WITH PEOPLE CUTTING HIS BROTHERS DOWN SO HE CUTS DOWN PEOPLE
which would of course be too dangerous - don't do it
Load More Replies...Walking Around My Neighborhood; Somebody Forgot Their Halloween Decoration
that's what they want you to think!
Load More Replies..."Say have you seen little Timmy? He said he was coming over but then the blizzard hit last month."
Forgot I Had A Dentist Appointment And Didn't Have Time To Change. They Think I Am Crazy In The Waiting Room
what make you think that pirates need dentists? ;p Agreed-5b7...98-png.jpg
I really do love your comments. Puns and Dad jokes are great! :)
Load More Replies...Pishaaaa! Im pretty sure you're the best-dressed client they got that day ;)
but why are you dressed like that? Is it a pirate themed restaurant? I want to go to your pirate themed restaurant!
maybe he's from Tampa and it's Gasparilla...our fake pirate invasion that gives adults a reason to dress up and drink...besides halloween.
Load More Replies...I went to the doctor on mix match day in high school. Doctor was entertained!
My Employee Forgot To Close The Bathroom Window Last Night. I Think It's A Baby Hawk
hahaha had to laugh in silence bc my boss is 2 mtrs away from me
Load More Replies...Thank you for installing this great bird bath. I'm going to tell all my friends.
My Friend Came Home From A Mini-Vacation And Forgot To Change The Kitty Litter. This Morning She's Brushing Her Teeth And Hears A Little Tinkle
True.. My colleague is moving house and is currently living with her friend who has an air b'b. Her cat had only lived in her old house, and on the first day after the night moved with her friend, her cat pooped on her bed and on the floor outside her room. Her friend had another guest at the time and he stood in it, apparently didn't realise and walked around the house leaving a trail. Her cat looked smug
Load More Replies...I wish my cats would so resourceful and considerate if the litters were not according to cat standards ;-)
This is nonsense. This cat is clearly toilet trained, which is a very long, tedious process. No car would just pee in the toilet. They'd pee on the floor, the rug etc.
This actually take a lots of time to teach your cat using toilet... This is fake title... My cats would better go to bath, or pee on floor or worst on bed... Never on toilet by themselves...
Wife Said, "We're Taking (Our Son) To An Epic Playground." I Forgot The Part Where She Said It Was At A Church
Hahahaha. She could have noticed the shirt earlier and told you to change, or maybe she did notice and intentionally didn't say anything (and had a hard time stopping herself from laughing). Also, I need that shirt.
As much as we evolve in gender roles, we still blame the wife/mom when the husband makes in out the door in a terrible outfit.... all I'm asking is for a husband who notices I'm walking out the door with two different shoes on.
Load More Replies...When you go to a church, you are supposed to pretend to be someone different than who you really are. That's what everyone else does.
Wow, my comment was downvoted. Apparently the truth really does hurt.
Load More Replies...I LOVE the shirt! That's Baphomet. I'm a scientific thinker myself! I understand the concept of REAL Satanism (Think Anton LaVey), though it's not for me. I'm not that greedy or self-absorbed. But I am an atheist and I will always approve and support people who believe religion is not much more than 'blind faith' most of the time.
What’s the one for? Did you mean something like a shortened !!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1?
Load More Replies...There are MANY churches where that shirt would be very welcome. Science and faith can and do (often) go together.
that shirt is perfect. Keep learning science, logic, and reason. #religionisascam
Why would you have to change. So what . Kids keep learning science. Not sheep
I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked
is nobody slightly worried that this person harnessed the power of the f*****G SUN?!?
When my brother was about 16 he went to make beans on toast and forgot about them. When I came into the kitchen it was full of black smoke the beans were stuck to the saucepan and the toast was on fire under the grill. He had left the kitchen to talk to a friend who'd called around and forgotten about his lunch. 5 years later he went to catering college, qualified as a chef and has excelled in his chosen career for the past 25 years being the head chef of many prestigious hotels and restaurants.
Been to GenCon lately? The brewery around the corner was serving a Balrog themed dessert, as well as Lord of the Rings themed lava cake.
Load More Replies...Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car
His face clearly shows that he is regretting every life desicion he has made
No, why God WHY? Heh, heh. What would we do without our 'stellermatt' puns?!!
Load More Replies...Someone forgot to shield their eyes when opening the ark of the covenant.
This Sleeping Bag Manufacturer Forgot To Fill In The French Translation
Except it sounds more like: Francais, Francais, Francais. We wouldn't want the OQLF after us, lol.
Load More Replies...I didn't notice, thanks! French french french, french!
Load More Replies...It's a very easy language, you can learn it in a moment: just say french french french.
My Buddy Forgot Bug Spray Last Night
He must have at least a mild allergy to the bugs that bit him to end up with those massive welts. Poor guy. I'm getting itchy just looking at this! Mosquitos really love me; I would probably look like this too if I went camping without bug spray!
Load More Replies...That looks like a bad allergic reaction to whatever bit him. My daughter is allergic to mosquitoes and the bites swell up so badly that it's damn near terrifying
Yep, I'm like that (not nearly as severe though). One mosquito bite and I get hives all over.
Load More Replies...Don't think those whelps are just bug bites; that looks more like an urticarial reaction or hives, which may have been started by a bite or something on his clothes or gear.
welts. whelps are puppies.
Load More Replies...Heh, reminds me of camp one time where I was sleeping out on a raft I helped build and put my arms outside of the sleeping bag. You could follow the blood vessels in some places by the nice row of bites.
Explained How To Make "Snow Angels" To My Kids. Forgot One Important Detail
I used to do them like this on purpose so you got a face in the snow. for authenticity...
Sometimes You Just Need A Hint To Remember The Thing You Forgot You Had Forgotten
I Found Batman Glasses And Forgot I Left Them In My Grandpa's Car. He Sent Me This Picture
A Guernsey Woman Forgot To Lock A Door And Found This Guy Inside
We had to lock our front door because the goats figured out how to operate the lever n*b and come in. The first time was pretty epic. I was sitting in the living room watching TV and I hear a rattling in the kitchen. Just as I'm turning to look that direction, a goat saunters past the back of the couch.
When I was 18, I sat in the living room at a friends house - whose parents where diary farmers. Suddenly a calf walks in to take a look. And to steal some apples.
They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In
Awe ship! that sucks. I wonder if anyone will a-skiff they are okay. This is an issue of titanic proportions. (I'm done. I promise)
Not sure I would admit to my husband if I realized it was me that had forgotten the plugs...
And I am not sure that he would admit it to you if he realized that he was the one that had forgotten the plugs...
Load More Replies...Sooo I Forgot I Had Potatoes
Yep just happened to me a couple months ago with onions. Just moved to a new place so forgot about them, then found them and was able to plant them outside and now I have onions growing outside.
Load More Replies...Lol - I found someting much worse than that in the very back of a cupboard once
Better result than I had...I ended up with liquified potatoes and lots of flies!!
Yeah I was just thinking the same, how did they not go to mush?!
Load More Replies...This has totally happened to me before! Except mine were under the sink and had wrapped around the plumbing.
I Forgot About The Wine In The Freezer
How to break a French's heart: show them this picture. "They put it in the freezer! The poor baby!" XD
No sadness. Rosé is low quality wine. Maison Castel a low quality domain.
Load More Replies...Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today
They dropped a lab potion on their foot and turned it into a hand so their covering it up with a glove!
I'm more concerned with all the padlocks. What are you keeping in there?!
Found The Spoon, Honey
Very unlikely that you would - unless you don't slice bread/cake and just eat it whole like some kind of troglodyte.
Load More Replies...Heder Goes Here
This happens sooooo often. Usually if the editor (who has a thousand other things to do), doesn't catch it, then the publisher/publishing manager does - or the actual printer/press operator sometimes finds it when the first few issues are printed (usually a couple hundred dollars worth of material gets wasted if it goes that far). Thankfully, at my paper we didn't use filler headlines - so if something made it all the way to press without a headline, there was just a blank space above it.
Journalism jargon, meant more to differentiate those inside the field from those outside than convey deeper meaning - a headline becomes a heder, the lead point of the story becomes the lede, a caption on a photograph becomes a cutline, etc. Many professions indulge in jargon to exclude those who aren't "part" of the profession. I don't care for the practice, and didn't encourage it in my newsroom.
Load More Replies...So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away
It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Invisible Boatmobile
Load More Replies...HAHAHA! My favorite one! I wish we had a picture of their face at their destination!
some of my neighbors would have stolen that
Forgot To Close The Lid
Thats the proper way to rid yourself of pizza with pineapple on it!
Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal
And hug him and squeeze him and pet him and love him!
Load More Replies...Amazing, Little fella peeking out to seek some sun. Don't kill him please.
Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot
The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today
I'm thinking some of the kids in the sun started there when it was still shady. What an uncomfortable exam!
(Especially if the prof is strict, kids are usually too afraid to move once an exam starts.)
Load More Replies...The Professor may have been forgetful, but he soon came up with a solution. He could have just sent them all home and arranged another date which might not have been possible for some of the students, but he didn't. That's clever and considerate.
or could have asked the school staff for a spare. most schools that size have a rather large staff of janitors, maintenance people and not to mention the office staff, who probably between them have keys in droves.
Load More Replies...Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused
Kind of depends what they got pulled over for. If you just hit a person or something; less funny.
Load More Replies...Cops are only human. Many I know would be understanding - hey, you made a booboo. As long as you have your legit license, a good cop should be cool with it.
If I were a cop and I saw this as your license, I probably wouldn't even be pissed tbh.
My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday
The Scottish have a saying that as long as the language is alive the people will survive. It means that when you keep in touch with your culture, your culture stays alive. I'm so proud of this young woman for continuing the traditions of her people. She is a good example of what makes America a great nation, what makes Canada a great nation.
NICEEE hahaha, once before a pow wow I had to come to school with my makeup and hair done because I would only have time to get dressed once we got there haha
So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something
Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets
Can you imagine being in that room when the cart started rolling by itself?! Wonder how fast it was.
I read few weeks ago about an Indian guy who died after the oxygen tank he was carrying was pulled by the MRI machine.
I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me
Washed The Dog's Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He's Been A Little Pissed All Morning
"Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport" Angel Giuffria
The sad thing is she was at a convention, SXSW or San Diego Comicon I think, and had been running around all day to the point where her battery ran out, and no one would free up a charge port for her to charge it because they were busy charging phones and thought it was a costume piece, not something she needed to function as a 2 handed person.
People can be so bloody selfish. This sounds similar to when I went to a festival a few years ago. There was a wheelchair charging tent on the disabled campsite where we were staying, and each morning, despite leaving notes on my chair telling people not to unplug it, people would have unplugged it to charge their phones (and in one case straighten their hair!) and so I'd end up unable to get to the other side of the festival grounds because my battery wasn't fully charged 😒
Load More Replies...I don't know about arms, but high caliber prosthetic legs include sensors that measure pressure, speed etc., they provide feedback, and they can adjust to the needs of the user.
This rocks! If I had this, I wouldn't let one opportunity pass without saying 'Go go Gadget arm!'
I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This
I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory
Showed this to my OH, forgot he's colourblind. He didn't appreciate my laughter when I realised.
Why even state the color? Why not just say large vase? This is either a joke or the employee is just messing with him.
Maybe the green ones are more expensive than the others haha
Load More Replies...Wow.. The price of that vases can be used to buy food for 2 weeks worth at my country.. Of course nothing fancy but still.(●—●)
Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes
I used to live in a tomato growing town. There are no "back doors" on a tomato truck. It's a big, open-top bucket of a truck bed and there is a LOT of spillage. It's expected. Every year it's like there was a mass murder on the shoulders of the highway.
Better than the two (yes, two, on the same day) waste removal trucks who didn't secure their load (yup, both of them) to transport the waste to another location, and desecrated 20 miles of highway, through my town. The s**t hit the fan....err....the road.
There are just some smells, I'm so glad I've never experienced.
Load More Replies......it takes the same kind of idiot to also drive in the fast lane the whole way while driving a semi...
Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night
trucks do sometimes get lifted (it's not the drivers fault, there are longshoremen on the ground who's job it is to un-do the mechanism), but they would never get this far. It is very very dangerous for the drivers when they do get lifted because when they get put down it can be with a lot of force (you can only be so gentle) or, more commonly only 1 or 2 of the connections will be holding up the cab and in in mid-air they will disconnect and the cab will be dropped. It can lead to very bad injuries and even death (depending how high they get dropped) Another reminder that working on the water or in the harbour may be safer than it was but it's still a very dangerous job.
Thank you for the info emla. Yeah this one is not funny when you know this.
Load More Replies...Could be, the headlights are still on, unless the whole thing is photoshopped, of course.
Load More Replies...I Think They Forgot Something
Ok I'll call blank, ok let me enter the numbers, blank blank and blank
Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross "Shower Hair" I Decided To Make Some Art
temporarily sticking it on the tiles is better than continually blocking the shower drain - "temporarily " being the operative word
Exactly! I see posts bitching about this, then also about the clogged drain. One or the other is happening; pick a poison lol.
Load More Replies...Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen
They do. The red stripes on his arms in the second photo look unreasonably large, for example, because they correspond to the pale uncovered flesh in the first photo -- NOT to the small green and blue stripes in the first photo (which covered and protected small stripes of skin from burning).
Load More Replies...The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered
I know one man who plays war strategy board games that have thousands of small cardboard pieces. And he also wants to have a baby one day. I have to show him this picture...
"I know one man who plays war strategy..." I thought you were giving her his telephone in case he'd do something with the baby.
Load More Replies...And it will take 2 hours to clean it up.You just can't win!
Load More Replies...If I Forget To Lock The Door. My Dog Barges In And Guards Me Whilst I Poop
If I forget to shut the bathroom door, our rabbit watches me from the hallway. It's a bit unsettling. I mean, I don't watch her when she's using her litter box.
Omg! Our dog does this! Especially with me! When we are alone, he will sit just like this while I’m in the bathroom! He’s got my back, or rather my butt!
I Just Got A New Phone And This Was One Of The Photos The Previous Owner Forgot To Delete
I think somebody's been dumpster diving. Somethimes there's shitloads of one item and it would be a waste to leave them, so... This week we'll be eating banana bread.
This Is My 69-Year-Old Dad. Today He Climbed A Big-Ass Tree To Cut Off Some Branches, But Somehow Forgot The Rope To Get Down Again. He Had To Wait For Me To Get Home
When Your Son "Forgets" To Tell You About The No Green Shirts On Picture Day Rule
There's a new one of these in Yahoo! News yesterday. The mom thought it was hilarious and put in on her Facebook, and it went viral.
Well At Least He Doesn't Sound Bad
It was probably for punishment. My music teacher took away your instrument if you played out of tune
Mine just split our reeds on the top of our stands until parents complained about the number of reeds they had to buy every week.
Load More Replies...He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O' Noodles
Hey I know that microwave! Cheapest one you can get at Walmart. Li'l buddy served me well through college.
In somewhat of a defense, I know these are not supposed to go in the microwave and never did it with this kind of cup. I did this with ramen noodles, I forgot to put the water in the bowl.
Load More Replies...I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened
Do people actually know dates when they met? we don't, for the kiss either. Just the date when we started officially dating
Load More Replies...Maybe she had it in dd/mm/yyyy format and he put it in as mm/dd/yy or mm/dd/yyyy or dd/mm/yy or dd/mm or mm/dd or just yyyy. In short...maybe he did have the right date and just the incorrect format.
Forgot My Dog's Leash. We're Having A Good Time
This dog looks EXACTLY like my dog Kedji (RIP). She was a chow chow/golden retriever mix, and was the most wonderful dog ever.
People put medicine in that cart... I love dogs and I take mine some places, but geez.
Dogs aren't any dirtier than the kids people put in those carts soooo....
Load More Replies...My Coworker Forgot Her Contact Lens Case, So She Improvised
not a contact lense user....is there any difference, left and right?
If your eyes have different prescriptions, (which most people's do) then...absolutely! Difference between clear vision and a blurry headachy nighmare.
Load More Replies...So My Aunt Forgot To Put A Baby Lock On One Of Her Cabinets
Looking straight on, he appears to be laughing. Tilt your head to the right, and he appears to be crying.
Somebody Forgot A Zero. Thanks Shop Rite 5.5 Lbs Of Sharp Provolone For $3.40
I got two nice salmon filet for 1$ each recently because someone messed up the price tags too. :D
I love when that happens. Got 5 lbs of ground beef for $2.00 one time. Not even close to expired.
I used to work in a sketchy grocery store in the 90's and they would repackage out of date items like this and sell them cheap. I never buy any "mis-priced" food items that are in grocery store packaging because of my time at that place.
I worked with a woman once who used to work from Safeway in Canada. She told me to never eat the warm cooked rotisserie chickens (or bbq chickens) in supermarkets. She said one of their lorries crashed once, and the chickens were bruised and battered. Staff washed the chickens in BLEACH to make the skin look better, then covered them in bbq sauce to hide it ! True story.
Load More Replies...They're Removing A Parking Lot At My Work, But One Person Forgot To Move Their Car
I don't think this would really happen, but maybe.... wouldn't they have it towed
I can't imagine a parking lot that size was removed 24 hours much less in one shift.
Hi, I'll Have Two Lorem Ipsum Pizzas
If it was a donut delivery it would have been better... "Lorem Ipsum Donuts"
I would rather prefer The-quick-brown-fox-jumps-over-the-lazy-dog-pizza. Precut and with some spicy oil. Please???
I think that I would visit place called lorem ipsum. And it would be great if they would use it also for menu. Curabitur (tomatoes, mozzarella, garlic), Aliquam (tomatoes, mozzarella, ham) and so. And Etiam (posuere, lacus, quis, dolor) (let the chef decide what you might like)
From Wikipedia "n publishing and graphic design, lorem ipsum is a placeholder text commonly used to demonstrate the visual form of a document without relying on meaningful content (also called greeking). Replacing the actual content with placeholder text allows designers to design the form of the content before the content itself has been produced."
Load More Replies..."Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake
not as expensive as the boat guy that forgot the drain plugs.
Load More Replies...Guy At My School Forgot Something This Morning
Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised
*hears Kronk and shoulder angel/devil voices in my head *
Load More Replies...I would have gone around the wavy pipe several times (with the chain) and locked both handcuffs on the bike frame.
I don't want to go into detail, but sometimes bad things can happen on campus, just like anywhere else, so it's good to have cops on site.
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure the chain between cuffs isn't anywhere near that length.
Cousin Went Fishing, Her Boyfriend Forgot The Paddle, A Little Hillbilly Engineering
and a license plate... everything but what they actually needed.
Load More Replies...Forgot the paddle, but did bring their pitch fork. Now that's.. epic.
I Ordered A Package From Amazon And They Forgot To Remove The Scanner From My Box
I once received an item from them that had been returned by someone else, with nothing in it other than the printed receipt from where it had been exchanged...needless to say, they sent me a new one and someone in QA got their butt chewed
Don't Forget Your Gear
And it have to be pink because pink is "girly" and it's a shame to look like a girl?
But the real problem is the pale shade; a real safety vest needs to be hi-vis to be effective.
Load More Replies...I work construction and got myself a hot pink safety vest just because. Makes it easier for my foreman to find me lol
Some folks really need to relax a bit with the whole, "the pink vest is sexist" garbage. I don't hear a lot of complaints when a woman waxes her upper lip to get rid of hair because...to paraphrase one comment...a mustache is manly and it's a shame to look like a guy.
when a woman chooses to wax her upper lip, yes, no one should complain because it is her upper lip and it is her choice whether to pluck it or not. As for her feeling manly if she has an upper lip, that’s her thing; other women can clearly see that they have feminine features regardless of whether they waxed the upper lip or not. But the point here is that some male was forcing the employees to wear a pink vest;it wasn’t their choice. And any male who dares tell a woman to pluck her upper lip is a douche and not a man, because it is not of his business what she does and doesn’t do to her face. If a guy has a preference, then he can make sure to date a woman who already adheres to what he likes. Also, this isn’t the first time for me to see something like what’s in the picture. And it really is bothersome that some pathetic fragile males are such bullies, they want to harass people via color. Like, with the big things and the small things, some males are insanely into belittling women.
Load More Replies...Whoever thought of that color is not a man, because a man would have had the self-respect not to perpetuate sexist nonsense. Also, pink used to be a color for young boys, way back. So a very self-conscious male did this to the employees who forget their gear. Also, there’s nothing professional about being a bully.
He identifies as a straight male and is being mislabelled, hence the humor. I would see the same humor in somebody who identifies differently wearing a color that is unassociated with their identity.
Someone Forgot To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer
I think it's one of them US fridges that automatically fills up a bucket of ice, and if you take the bucket out....
Load More Replies...There Was An Attempt To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather
Eh, I left the passenger window of my car open overnight and it rained. Was much worse than this.
Yeah, you can brush out most if not nearly all of it.
Load More Replies...It's frozen so just shop vac it up and your seat will be cold but dry.
My Friend Forgot His Coke In The Freezer
how are all these glasses not breaking, if you put that in hot water it will SHATTER
Not necessarily. Class breaking is from a too fast and too wide temperature change, and is more likely when only part of it is experiencing said change. What I find more fascinating is these liquids turning into a form of slush before going completely solid, instead of the more traditional way of going solid from the outside first.
Load More Replies...So I Got Interviewed For Buying Fireworks. The Person Forgot To Ask Me For My Name, I Preferred This One
11 years ago I was a trainee at a small local newspaper and I had to go to a local library and inteview at least 10 people about how they are using that library. The chief editor did not like my interviews because at least half of the names were fake. I did not realize that those names were totally fictional - I just thought that those people had funny names in real life. So the chief editor just removed those 'fake people' from my article. So half of my time and work were wasted at that library.
Someone Forgot To Log Out
I never log out. Instead I lock my keyboard & mouse up in drawers. {wireless obviously}
We had a coworker that used to forget to log out...until our IT guy made a copy of his desktop and put it as the screen saver that auto locked his computer. We let him sweat for 5 minutes thinking his computer was malfunctioning because no matter what he did, he couldn't get the cursor to move or open anything. Then someone said "Look under your keyboard.." And there was a post-it note from the IT guy directing him to come to the office for the password to unlock his computer.
I Forgot My Fork At Home
Not all cuisine is suitable to be eaten with fingers.
Load More Replies...*facepalm* After all these years, I could have made a fork with whats in front of me.
My Hotel Forgot To Cut Up The Lemons When Making Lemon Water
I don't think they forgot. Either very lazy or very new on the job. :p
Guys I Think I'm In Trouble I Forgot To Return This. You Think They'll Be Mad?
You are the reason they"re no longer in business! This was the tape that could've saved the whole franchise! :p
Check out The Last Blockbuster on Twitter... one still does exist!
Load More Replies...I would suggest not to bring it back, the fine will get you bankrupt
After weeks of digging in the hot sun, I finally uncovered a treasure of ancient civilization... emblazoned on it's front, what I can only assume was the mantra of the society, are the words "be kind, please rewind..."
They will find the hell out of you. I almost got jail time over a VHS of Ace Ventura. 😂
He never paid the late fees. Blockbuster was a HUGE scam. If you didn't return the tape they'd charge you hundreds of dollars for the "future rentals" you cost them on top of late fees .
Load More Replies...My Buddy Forgot To Set His E-Brake When Unloading His Boat
I thought eedjit was a word my sister and I made up (was used for ex's) I am so happy to see other people see eedjits too!
Load More Replies...If that's him, he must have a good insurance or be rich to be grinning like that.
unless that's a lotus esprit with a suprise, then i think you are f****d.
Seen this happen way too many times. Don't see how the vehicle got that far in. Only a small area of loading docks are paved, and it's usually straight mush at the end, that's like a suction cup on tires.
Went Moto-Camping But Forgot The Tent Pegs And Poles, So Had To Improvise
that is very unwise.... a motorcycle is a heavy thing when i falls on you
Not clever. They are in the woods, they can find lots of sticks to fasten the tent.
Not sure why you got downvotes. Sticks are smarter to use. If either bike falls they can only fall towards the tent, so it's going to be a very bad day for them if that happens.
Load More Replies...Hate to break this to you but your going to have two bikes on top the tent in no time. But good effort.
I Think Subway Forgot Something
Subway didn't forget anything! The sandwich is trying to kill you!!!
Neighbor Bought A Car At Auction, They Forgot To Clean Out The Trunk
Growns? Nuddy? And how do you hide 6 boxes of ‘empty rubbers’ under one cars seat? I call bs. This was some kind of joke.
A strip joint named Assetts? (That's assuming it's spelled correctly) And the one she used to work at is called Boobies?
I worked at one called Bottoms Up and at another called Top Downs. They get very punny with the names, sometimes.
Load More Replies...Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me
When I was first married, I could burn salad. Unintentionally. Mostly.
What? Did all the water evaporate too? (I don't eat eggs so I have no idea how this works, I am genuinely curious)
Someone Forgot What A Pistachio Was Called
Artificially Flavored "Pistachio" maybe they had to name it like that...like how Taco Bell couldnt say ground beef for their filling because it didnt have enough of the ingredient.
Load More Replies...it's named that for fun... also saw Cookie Dough ice cream once with Jimmy Fallon on it, was named "The Tonight Dough"
I Forgot My Meds And Had An Anxiety Attack At Work. My Boss Freaked Out And Called 911. Just Got The Bill Today, For Less Than 2 Hours Of Care And A Xanax. F**k American Healthcare
Again: NO ONE in the rest of the world understands why there is not universal health care in the USA, a developed country economically, though clearly severely underdeveloped and backward when it comes to basic human decency. To all of you Good People in the USA: try to get the basics straight.
The people have a grip on what the basics are, unfortunately those in charge want a "Space Force" and "a Wall" and a "Glorious Parade" . And are more than willing to sacrifice education, healthcare, and any type of benefit plan that would bring us to the 20th century. (I know it's 21st, but we got a shitload of catching up to do.)
Load More Replies...Holy C**p! Glad I live in NZ, $98 for an ambulance unless it's an accident then it's free.
The U.S. spends hundreds of billions on "defense" every year. The Pentagon has zero accountability. Recently it was revealed that some branch of the military had spent $1200 for one coffee cup. But bring up the subject of affordable health care or socialized medicine, and some dingbat will belch about giving free liver transplants to winos.
I had to call a emergency last month for the same reason as in picture. The medicals took me to the hospital, got blood tests and care...10$ costs me. Also i have an health insurence for 4$ per month, fully covered almost with any kind of health problem.... Slovakia, Europe Union ;) What is in US is insane
10 usd in Slovakis is a loooot !!! (just kidding mate ;))
Load More Replies...If it were me I would keep a small supply of meds in your bag or at work for emergencies
Also share with colleagues that you have a condition and what they need to do if something happens.
Load More Replies...I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night
no :) it is a reading tablet. it is off. what you see is the cover page with E-Ink . E-reader does that when they turn off automaticaly
Load More Replies...F**k sake 🤦🏻♀️ I just realised it's an E-Book. I thought it was a random weird photo in a frame 🤦🏻♀️
I did not censor my comment, stupid BP did. (Don't wanna be accused of being a div)
Load More Replies...I once drove through the whole town with my iPhone on top of the roof of my car. I must have forgotten it there when i put my son into hos safety chair in the back. When back Home I was looking for it everywhere when i thought ”maybe it fell out of my handbag when i got out of the car” so i went outside and saw it laying there...on top of my car...like nothing ever happened. At least i must be a pretty good driver considering the fast that i was both on the highway and in different parts of the city with roundabouts n all
I Forgot About Half Of An Onion I Used To Clean The Grill. It Grew A New Onion
Hp Forgot To Print The Label For This Ink Cartridge... That's Mildly Ironic
Even better if it was a Hewlett-Packard printer doing these labels. The printer likely stopped functioning, even though there were still some ink left, because Hewlett Packard manufactures their printers and ink to function this way. It's the ink they make mad profits on, not the printers.
Load More Replies...My Mom Hid My Easter Basket In The Oven And Forgot
Doesn't their oven have a window? I've never seen a (modern) oven without one.
The Potatoes I Forgot About In My Lazy Susan Started To Grow Rather Than Rot
but is it still edible after growing?I haven't see what a potato growing looks like.
Load More Replies...One of those umm...plates That rotates, or rather spins
Load More Replies...Did anybody notice the cheese puffs????!!! I love cheese puffs
At least they didn't grow eleventy billion fruit flies like the ones I forgot in my pantry.
This Restaurant Got A New Sign, But Forgot To Program It
I Accidentally Made Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza
My grandmother told me once that, whenever her mother burned the toast, she would ask if anybody wanted "nut-brown" toast. In my family "nut-brown" has come to mean burnt or overdone.
Who else had to Google "vantablack"? Learn something new every day...
I had to look it up..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack Your welcome.
I had to google 'vantablack'. darn science nerds with their BIG words! grumble grumble grumble
They Forgot To Photoshop Out A Clothespin That They Used To Fit The Dress Out Of The Peruvian First Lady
just like the dude in the previous one he had a clothes hanger stuck in his jacket and that looks like a legit fashion.
Load More Replies...I Was In Charge Of Getting A Cake For My Coworker's Birthday. I Forgot...
There is tradition in my office that I start... We using pizza instead cake...
I’m going to guess English isn’t your first language. Did you mean something like: I’m going to start / I started a tradition in my office where we use pizza instead of cake?
Load More Replies...I would have loved to get pizza instead of cake. I have always liked more salty than sweet stuff. :)
I've been to a marriage and the cake has been three or four? round cheeses stacked over each other. Great idea
So My Neighbour Forgot His Parking Break
Never mind I thought it went through the wall. I’m an idiot.
Load More Replies...My Friend Posted This. His Wife Locked The Safe While Away And Forgot The Number Immediately
All she could remember was a) it doesn’t end with 3 and b) I never use 2s?
Our Pizza Place Forgot To Remove The Pizza Pan
Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep
My old flatmate used to do this... on the gas stovetop, with the pan on the wrong burner and the plastic handle of the pan over the flame. He was a fireman.
Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do
easy move to meet the bullies right away on your first day: "so you think you're royal, huh? let's make you a nice little crown then!"
Forgot To Empty The Pockets. Look Closely
Oh goodness- I laughed so hard. I'm pretty sure you meant label not labial. Juvenile yes but it's been one of those days and I needed a giggle.
Load More Replies...My dad has an old video of him going bungee jumping, the second he flips upside down you can see all the change fall out of his pockets into the lake below
If he lost his phone we wouldn't have that video, maybe he lost his wallet.
this is pretty stupid. and dangerous. and i'm not talking about the jump
Sunroof Weather Yesterday. Today Ohio Reminds Me I Forgot To Close It
At least its leather and you wont have to deal with the musky scent. Just be careful not to crack it until its back up to its normal temperature.
At least it's not as horrible as the post earlier, with the whole front seat coated in a wet blanket of snow.
My "Forgot It Was Picture Day" Photo From 6th Grade. Not Sure A Better Outfit Would Have Helped Anyway
cut by a parent, no doubt. My mom used to always clip my bangs crooked, thanks Mom !
Load More Replies...Does it still exist? Thought it was an 80's cut. Lots of perplexing fashion choices from the 80's.
Load More Replies...What? I see a kid with personality! Not like a copy of the other 25 kids in his class
Someone Forgot This At My Grocery Store
... well the only way to catch him is to call ms hoe and give the phone to her... do everyone a favor.
Load More Replies...What an arsehole! You should message the last missed caller and get her to collect it for him ;)
The One Time You Forget To Lock It
My guess ... he was not alone. The "lady of the evening" simply took his wallet and left.
I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This
I used to be friends with a girl and once I was at her house for dinner, she had a Himalayan pink salt grinder but she had bad luck with it. For the second time that day she flipped it over and the lid fell right off, filling her food with salt (it was a new container)
There's An Indian Youtube Tech Channel Sharmaji Technical Which Posts Tech Videos/Mobile Reviews In Hindi. Only This Time He Forgot To Clear The History Before Making The Video
OOH. That's the big one. Though "monkeys mating like humans" is so specific it has to be wank material.
Load More Replies...For those who don't know hindi, the last one literally says 'fingering'...
It's easy to forget everyday tasks, much like how easy it is to lose track of time while engaging in a spirited auction over unusual items.
Just as Ben the Bloke had an impromptu comedic moment that led to a bidding war with eggs, these forgetful moments often lead to laughter and unexpected fun.
