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Forgot to pick up your dog from doggy daycare? Feeding mittens slipped your mind again? Drew a blank on cooking something? There's no need to worry about premature memory loss just yet as it turns out it's just how our brain works. Although the human grey matter is capable of storing around 2.5 million gigabytes of memory, we tend to forget memories that are similar to each other (feeding the cat for instance) from time to time, to remember the novel or more interesting ones better. However, these little losses of memory can be a cause of some pretty funny stories (for you and your friends, not for Mister Mittens sadly).

When these unfortunate events do happen, and that important thing that we were supposed to remember gets thrown under the bus, some epic fails are bound to happen. We here at Bored Panda had compiled a list of funny photos when a crucial detail was forgotten, with hilarious results. Thankfully none of these funny people, their partners, and poor pets were hurt because of these scatterbrained shenanigans.

#1

When I Worked At A Dog Daycare (I'd Bring My Dog With Me) I Once Got Off From Work And Was So Hungry I Left Without Him. My Manager Sent Me This Picture About 10 Minutes Later Saying "You Forgot Something". His Expression Is Perfect

When I Worked At A Dog Daycare (I'd Bring My Dog With Me) I Once Got Off From Work And Was So Hungry I Left Without Him. My Manager Sent Me This Picture About 10 Minutes Later Saying "You Forgot Something". His Expression Is Perfect

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Night Owl
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is already plotting revenge

Wina Alkerchief
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* I truly question my judgment why I chose you as my companion..."

glowworm2
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm getting real sick of your s**t, Frank."

birdhouse
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is not impressed one little bit.

diane a
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait till you get me home

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    #2

    When You're Late For Work And Forget To Feed The King

    When You're Late For Work And Forget To Feed The King

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the fck do you think you are going hooman! Bend down and get ready for some scratches!

    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE IS MY FOOD PEASANT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNTIL IM FED!!!

    Heather Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an orange tabby named Oliver who greets me on the hood of my car every single morning when I get home from dropping my daughter off at school. He hops up there right after I pull into the driveway and then stares through my windshield looking for me and meowing like he's trying to make sure I'm not dead lol. He always looks so relieved when I open the door and step out. We then go inside to eat and take a nap.

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love cats they got such personality

    Freya the Wanderer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats won't let me sleep in on weekends or days when I don't have to work. At 6:30, when I usually get up, if the alarm doesn't go off, I get paws on my legs and cold noses in my face, as well as hungry meows. "Feed us, slave!"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you forget that I am Lord and Master?

    Becca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat meows the loudest most annoying meow from the second I open my eyes in the morning until the food is in her dish. I forgot to feed her one morning before work (I went home and fed her at lunch when I realized) and she will not ever let me forget again lol

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    #3

    Forgot To Reposition The Camera To Take A Jump Pic, Looks Like We Hung Ourselves

    Forgot To Reposition The Camera To Take A Jump Pic, Looks Like We Hung Ourselves

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    Dave the Hamster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing but great photo!

    Thorsten M. Weisner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to do it right. If hanging is not enough the train will do the rest.

    Caroline Huot
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who jumps with their arms down like that?!

    Meowton Mewsk
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    7 years ago

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    Seriously. So lame. I think they’re just copycatting the hipster / folksy vibe people who they’ve seen doing this before.

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really creepy 0_0

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you didn't first publish it without an explanation - could make things awkward with friends and family

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking hanging out to a whole new level

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you've discovered the secret to levitation.

    D L C
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Masai people rule!

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    #4

    Went To Wendy's And Realized I Forgot My Wallet At The Window. Rafael Here Paid Out Of His Own Pocket For Me And When I Thanked Him He Said "Good Samaritans Still Exist"

    Went To Wendy's And Realized I Forgot My Wallet At The Window. Rafael Here Paid Out Of His Own Pocket For Me And When I Thanked Him He Said "Good Samaritans Still Exist"

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    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher! :)

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look, the pose, Rafael could be a model

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This better be on the next Kind Hearted list!

    Kathleen Moore
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay it forward ..... and pay Rafael back while you are at it!

    Christine K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you returned his kindness in some ways

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name suits him seeing as Raphael is an Angel

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude you pay him back and pay him more!!!

    Elegant Vandalism
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rafael looks a tad bit creepy in this photo. Thank goodness I know he's a good samaritan!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to pay it forward.

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    #5

    We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

    We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SANDRA!?

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the expression of total shock - lol

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS THAT?? Pink and wrinkly - is it a big prawn for kitty?

    Smoofy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of utter betrayal

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    #6

    Girlfriend Forgot Her Razor, But Not The Refills. I MacGyver'd The Rest

    Girlfriend Forgot Her Razor, But Not The Refills. I MacGyver'd The Rest

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, the Swiss Army version of a dinglehopper for Ariel's collection.

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His thinking is razor sharp!

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title it Regretted it Immediately, I see no regret?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's smart. I just hope it's stable enough and didn't cause and accidents

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're so clever. This should be on a post for life hacks.

    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll be able to comb her leg hair well before running the razor over it! Win-win!

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    #7

    This Is What Happens When You Forget Your Work Badge At Home

    This Is What Happens When You Forget Your Work Badge At Home

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    Lina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, this is actually sweet. I see me "forgetting" my badge too, just for the fun of wearing this a day long.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to get a temp card on a red lanyard. We called it the scarlet letter

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget, loose and break my work badge all the time...the security team doesn't like me

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time you get a new one they probably should make several as back-ups!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor doggo. He'll never get out of that cone if you keep forgetting your badge.

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd forget my badge every day!

    EM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a ranch over the summer and they had a "belt of shame" that was given to the workers there that were late. Then they decided that the rainbow belt was not enough so they added a hockey helmet.

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one of my former jobs, the punishment for forgetting your badge was a loaner badge that said "Poop Fart."

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    #8

    I Was Running Late For Work And Couldn't Find Her Leash, This Is How I Walked My Dog This Morning

    I Was Running Late For Work And Couldn't Find Her Leash, This Is How I Walked My Dog This Morning

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    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take one of my books when I've only got 3 chapters left and you'd get me to follow...

    Coco!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom uses her phone for my little brother. The leash are the earbuds

    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you mind if a bunch of us steal your idea for our furry munchers.

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    #9

    Just Act Natural, No One Will Notice You Forgot Your Horn

    Just Act Natural, No One Will Notice You Forgot Your Horn

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    S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause he's acting natural.

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    BetsyB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It'll read well from a distance!" What ththe director thought, probably. The way we practiced the routines back when I was that age, a missing person could throw everyone's formations off for the whole routine. So it's better to have a missing horn than missing body. It's hilarious that they gave him NOTHING to hold in its place.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew Air Guitar? This is "Air Horn"!

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened to me. I was in a parade in high school, and when I got to the parade location, I couldn't find my gloves. I was on the drill team/banner squad. We were supposed to march in the parade with our hands on our hips, so it would be obvious that I wasn't wearing gloves (white gloves against a dark blue uniform). The other 7 girls had theirs, but I didn't. After the parade was over, I took off my boots, and there they were...the gloves had been in my boots all the time. I'd put them there so I wouldn't forget them. :D

    BlackestDawn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, they were inside the boots you were wearing during the parade? How didn't you feel them?

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    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he's trying so hard not to laugh right now because i am

    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think he's just there scatting away like a mad scat man

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u see nothing '-'

    Debster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the most interesting man announcer voice in my head.

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    #10

    A Lad That Drunk So Much During The Brazilian Carnival That He Forgot His Girlfriend Was On His Shoulders

    A Lad That Drunk So Much During The Brazilian Carnival That He Forgot His Girlfriend Was On His Shoulders

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would Black Widow the guys head off with some crazy death flip. I loathe this kind of behaviour

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that this comment is from a guy. You're taken, aren't you? The good ones always are. Your lady is a lucky woman.

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 18, I had a boyfriend who "forgot" he had a girlfriend each time he was drunk. Of course, he was single the second I discovered his behavior. But being drunk enough to "forget" your girlfriend is on your shoulder, raise the game to a whole new level...

    Alexandra Sedan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is her drink stil in her hand ??? let it rain babe !!! and also , pee on him , let him have some 'wet-dreams'

    Sierra Hall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing! Time to cool this situation down!

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    BetsyB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the caption is wrong & she's just shocked because she didn't realize that even in that awkward position, her bff found a lady to kiss.

    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIN ICE MATE. YOU. ARE. ON. THIN. ICE. actually you are dead. soo rip

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face tho... he's dead tonight

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick two fingers into his nostrils and pull back.

    lily
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally pour the drink on there heads!!

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    #11

    My Grandpa Hung His Skates On A Small Tree When He Was Younger. He Forgot He Had Left Them There And Found Them Years Later

    My Grandpa Hung His Skates On A Small Tree When He Was Younger. He Forgot He Had Left Them There And Found Them Years Later

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best version of time capsule ever :)

    Dave the Hamster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KILLER TREE, HE IS FED UP WITH PEOPLE CUTTING HIS BROTHERS DOWN SO HE CUTS DOWN PEOPLE

    Kesyra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing nature will find a way!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the tree has stepps for someone to climb on

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which would of course be too dangerous - don't do it

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    Mark Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot them? He never skated again?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents probably looked everywhere for them!

    Rob Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no he didn't. This pic has been on the web for years.

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    #12

    Walking Around My Neighborhood; Somebody Forgot Their Halloween Decoration

    Walking Around My Neighborhood; Somebody Forgot Their Halloween Decoration

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    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is that really a halloween decoration?

    Virgil Blue
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say have you seen little Timmy? He said he was coming over but then the blizzard hit last month."

    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully that's really it! :)

    Gabriel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Define Halloween decoration

    Judith Kurtz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMH...Poor old man, guess he shouldn't have shovel the snow.

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    #13

    Forgot I Had A Dentist Appointment And Didn't Have Time To Change. They Think I Am Crazy In The Waiting Room

    Forgot I Had A Dentist Appointment And Didn't Have Time To Change. They Think I Am Crazy In The Waiting Room

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pirates need dentists, too

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    open wide and say Arrrrrrr!

    Allison Branham
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do love your comments. Puns and Dad jokes are great! :)

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    Amorella Moon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pishaaaa! Im pretty sure you're the best-dressed client they got that day ;)

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look amazing! Probably the highlight of their day!

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why are you dressed like that? Is it a pirate themed restaurant? I want to go to your pirate themed restaurant!

    Danielle Renee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he's from Tampa and it's Gasparilla...our fake pirate invasion that gives adults a reason to dress up and drink...besides halloween.

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    Rachelle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... sir, are you a stripper? Lol.

    Amélie Courvoisier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a pirate who takes care of his teeth!

    Sierra Hall
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the doctor on mix match day in high school. Doctor was entertained!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry, Doc. The ship sails in 2 hours.

    Belle_Pandamonium
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really LOLed - u poor thing 😁😁😁

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    #14

    My Employee Forgot To Close The Bathroom Window Last Night. I Think It's A Baby Hawk

    My Employee Forgot To Close The Bathroom Window Last Night. I Think It's A Baby Hawk

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    Dave the Hamster
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXCUSE ME, can't a hawk go to the toilet in peace?

    Carmen Elena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha had to laugh in silence bc my boss is 2 mtrs away from me

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    Susan Gardner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGGG I want to work where baby hawks fly into the window lol

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for installing this great bird bath. I'm going to tell all my friends.

    Claire A.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either an adult Grey-Lined Hawk or a Gray Hawk I believe. They're both native to Central America.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird is saying: Dammit, hoomans, who cleans this bathroom?

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    #15

    My Friend Came Home From A Mini-Vacation And Forgot To Change The Kitty Litter. This Morning She's Brushing Her Teeth And Hears A Little Tinkle

    My Friend Came Home From A Mini-Vacation And Forgot To Change The Kitty Litter. This Morning She's Brushing Her Teeth And Hears A Little Tinkle

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    Greg Hoggarth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good result, especially given the alternatives available.

    Caroline Murphy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True.. My colleague is moving house and is currently living with her friend who has an air b'b. Her cat had only lived in her old house, and on the first day after the night moved with her friend, her cat pooped on her bed and on the floor outside her room. Her friend had another guest at the time and he stood in it, apparently didn't realise and walked around the house leaving a trail. Her cat looked smug

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    Mir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my cats would so resourceful and considerate if the litters were not according to cat standards ;-)

    Lisa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how long did you leave you cat alone while on a "mini vacation"?

    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necessity is the mother of...the cat needing to s**t in the toilet

    Sarah Silverstone
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nonsense. This cat is clearly toilet trained, which is a very long, tedious process. No car would just pee in the toilet. They'd pee on the floor, the rug etc.

    Sunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do ANYTHING to get rid of the damn litter box.... Wish my cats knew what a toilet was for...

    Nikol Böhmová
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually take a lots of time to teach your cat using toilet... This is fake title... My cats would better go to bath, or pee on floor or worst on bed... Never on toilet by themselves...

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    #16

    Wife Said, "We're Taking (Our Son) To An Epic Playground." I Forgot The Part Where She Said It Was At A Church

    Wife Said, "We're Taking (Our Son) To An Epic Playground." I Forgot The Part Where She Said It Was At A Church

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. She could have noticed the shirt earlier and told you to change, or maybe she did notice and intentionally didn't say anything (and had a hard time stopping herself from laughing). Also, I need that shirt.

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as we evolve in gender roles, we still blame the wife/mom when the husband makes in out the door in a terrible outfit.... all I'm asking is for a husband who notices I'm walking out the door with two different shoes on.

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    Joe Clark
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you go to a church, you are supposed to pretend to be someone different than who you really are. That's what everyone else does.

    Joe Clark
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, my comment was downvoted. Apparently the truth really does hurt.

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    Molly Block
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE the shirt! That's Baphomet. I'm a scientific thinker myself! I understand the concept of REAL Satanism (Think Anton LaVey), though it's not for me. I'm not that greedy or self-absorbed. But I am an atheist and I will always approve and support people who believe religion is not much more than 'blind faith' most of the time.

    Michael Weis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect place for a shirt like this...1!

    Michael awdry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the one for? Did you mean something like a shortened !!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1?

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    KatHat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are MANY churches where that shirt would be very welcome. Science and faith can and do (often) go together.

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that shirt is perfect. Keep learning science, logic, and reason. #religionisascam

    Brock Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Church should learn to laugh at themselves....WE do!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll grab you as soon as you get in the door. Some people like a challenge. Lol

    Samantha Comerford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you have to change. So what . Kids keep learning science. Not sheep

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, it was one of the more open-minded churches.

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    #17

    I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked

    I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked

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    Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cooked a volcano

    That Fat Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is nobody slightly worried that this person harnessed the power of the f*****G SUN?!?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm sure they're not in my neighborhood.

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother was about 16 he went to make beans on toast and forgot about them. When I came into the kitchen it was full of black smoke the beans were stuck to the saucepan and the toast was on fire under the grill. He had left the kitchen to talk to a friend who'd called around and forgotten about his lunch. 5 years later he went to catering college, qualified as a chef and has excelled in his chosen career for the past 25 years being the head chef of many prestigious hotels and restaurants.

    Hikikomori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should start burning beans and toast

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we have a picture of the end result of every meal I've ever tried to cook

    Eugenie Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a differences between over cooked and a vortex to Hell

    C Hypercube
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chef recommends: Balrog souffle!

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been to GenCon lately? The brewery around the corner was serving a Balrog themed dessert, as well as Lord of the Rings themed lava cake.

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    #18

    Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car

    Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car

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    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face clearly shows that he is regretting every life desicion he has made

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the decision this PERSON made. Lol.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times do people need to be warned not to leave animals in cars on hot days

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY! my puns are getting used in advertising!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, why God WHY? Heh, heh. What would we do without our 'stellermatt' puns?!!

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    Brady Sullivan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to shield their eyes when opening the ark of the covenant.

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after an international flight

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still up for grabs if you ask me

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My, what unusually large ears you have.

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    #19

    This Sleeping Bag Manufacturer Forgot To Fill In The French Translation

    This Sleeping Bag Manufacturer Forgot To Fill In The French Translation

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French french french french french french french french french french

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Francophone, this is hilarious. When I get home, that's all I'm going to say to my family: French, French French French... FRENCH..

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? This is exactly how we speak here in Quebec.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it sounds more like: Francais, Francais, Francais. We wouldn't want the OQLF after us, lol.

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    Mont
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made in China China China China China China

    This Derpy Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am i laughing so hard at this?

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Frenchiest French.

    Pupas Paz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the barcode numbers as well!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice, thanks! French french french, french!

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    B Tris Balkauskas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a very easy language, you can learn it in a moment: just say french french french.

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    #20

    My Buddy Forgot Bug Spray Last Night

    My Buddy Forgot Bug Spray Last Night

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE HECK! was he sleeping in swamps?

    Megan Pippenger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have at least a mild allergy to the bugs that bit him to end up with those massive welts. Poor guy. I'm getting itchy just looking at this! Mosquitos really love me; I would probably look like this too if I went camping without bug spray!

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p, did he roll over the cast of a Pixar movie?

    Goldencat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tremendous , what an amazing creature she is !

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    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a bad allergic reaction to whatever bit him. My daughter is allergic to mosquitoes and the bites swell up so badly that it's damn near terrifying

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I'm like that (not nearly as severe though). One mosquito bite and I get hives all over.

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    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My skin does this too when I am bitten by mosquitoes. But to be bitten by so many, I would go crazy. He must be a heavy sleeper, I can't sleep where there are mosquitoes, my skin burns where they bite and I end up waking up.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! Did he pass out and lay there all night?

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD GAWD!! That looks like absolute agony!!!

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of bugs did he get bit by???

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this in a couple of movies. You're either going to turn into a superhero or you're patient zero in a worldwide catastrophe. Good luck!

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think those whelps are just bug bites; that looks more like an urticarial reaction or hives, which may have been started by a bite or something on his clothes or gear.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, reminds me of camp one time where I was sleeping out on a raft I helped build and put my arms outside of the sleeping bag. You could follow the blood vessels in some places by the nice row of bites.

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    #21

    Explained How To Make "Snow Angels" To My Kids. Forgot One Important Detail

    Explained How To Make "Snow Angels" To My Kids. Forgot One Important Detail

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    Kiersten Boone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what I've been doing it wrong my entire life!

    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do them like this on purpose so you got a face in the snow. for authenticity...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, Mom, I can't breathe.

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    #22

    Sometimes You Just Need A Hint To Remember The Thing You Forgot You Had Forgotten

    Sometimes You Just Need A Hint To Remember The Thing You Forgot You Had Forgotten

    GTA_Stuff Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's cute. I love his expressions.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face when i find some money 0.0

    Captain Marvel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just saving it for later ;P

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude...you've got a lolly on your face". Kid - "Yes...yes I do"

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    #23

    I Found Batman Glasses And Forgot I Left Them In My Grandpa's Car. He Sent Me This Picture

    I Found Batman Glasses And Forgot I Left Them In My Grandpa's Car. He Sent Me This Picture

    AfrikaPanther Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a cool and fun grandpa

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa is awesome!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever get them back? Lol

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dana Dana Dana Dana... GRANDPAAAAAAAAA!

    Allison Wood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Sarek, Spock's father.

    Cora Fields
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus a new hero was born, Grand Bat

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    #24

    A Guernsey Woman Forgot To Lock A Door And Found This Guy Inside

    A Guernsey Woman Forgot To Lock A Door And Found This Guy Inside

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    Erica Vigliotti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "'Scuse me, have you heard the good news about cows?"

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to lock our front door because the goats figured out how to operate the lever n*b and come in. The first time was pretty epic. I was sitting in the living room watching TV and I hear a rattling in the kitchen. Just as I'm turning to look that direction, a goat saunters past the back of the couch.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, that is epic--and hilarious!

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    Erik Granqvist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 18, I sat in the living room at a friends house - whose parents where diary farmers. Suddenly a calf walks in to take a look. And to steal some apples.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's just Fred. Don't mind him.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuteeeeeeeeeeeee overload

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How fresh do you want your cream???

    Cosmo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG he/she is such a beautifull baby!!

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    #25

    They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

    They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ferry unfortunate

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canoe imagine how expensive this was?

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sinking feeling one gets when...

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an expensive mistake...

    LemonyLickit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe ship! that sucks. I wonder if anyone will a-skiff they are okay. This is an issue of titanic proportions. (I'm done. I promise)

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely have that sinking feeling.

    Mountain Hippie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I would admit to my husband if I realized it was me that had forgotten the plugs...

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I am not sure that he would admit it to you if he realized that he was the one that had forgotten the plugs...

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    #26

    Sooo I Forgot I Had Potatoes

    Sooo I Forgot I Had Potatoes

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must not have opened that cupboard for a very long time

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep just happened to me a couple months ago with onions. Just moved to a new place so forgot about them, then found them and was able to plant them outside and now I have onions growing outside.

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    Tomáš Mesároš
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step: forgot them elsewhere to make vodka :D

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol - I found someting much worse than that in the very back of a cupboard once

    Jaime Duncan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better result than I had...I ended up with liquified potatoes and lots of flies!!

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was just thinking the same, how did they not go to mush?!

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're happy to see you.

    Jonathan Constant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has totally happened to me before! Except mine were under the sink and had wrapped around the plumbing.

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    #27

    I Forgot About The Wine In The Freezer

    I Forgot About The Wine In The Freezer

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you don't have to use the corkscrew

    Lucille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm french and I'm wondering how dare you put wine in freezer...

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks cool.

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, yes, no pun intended.

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm, a wine-cicle on a hot day. Yum

    WaLe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to break a French's heart: show them this picture. "They put it in the freezer! The poor baby!" XD

    Louise Euph Fournier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sadness. Rosé is low quality wine. Maison Castel a low quality domain.

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    Ingrid Collender
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell forgets a bottle of wine?!

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum. Didn't break. Still drinkable!!

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    #28

    Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today

    Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today

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    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dropped a lab potion on their foot and turned it into a hand so their covering it up with a glove!

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rare that something on bored panda makes me laugh out loud, this one did though so well done mr matt

    Meghan Turnis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with all the padlocks. What are you keeping in there?!

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite a 'hands on' alternative

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give them points for creativity!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whrn aliens invade the science lab.

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    #29

    Found The Spoon, Honey

    Found The Spoon, Honey

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very unlikely that you would - unless you don't slice bread/cake and just eat it whole like some kind of troglodyte.

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    Brady Sullivan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andy could have used this in Shawshank

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She misread the recipe. It said a teaspoon of baking soda.

    LemonyLickit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recipe asked for one tablespoon.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying for a jailbreak, or are you just trying to get out of washing all the dishes?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when surgeons leave implements in patients.

    Xiaoxiao Qin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you still got your teeth...

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    #30

    Heder Goes Here

    Heder Goes Here

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens sooooo often. Usually if the editor (who has a thousand other things to do), doesn't catch it, then the publisher/publishing manager does - or the actual printer/press operator sometimes finds it when the first few issues are printed (usually a couple hundred dollars worth of material gets wasted if it goes that far). Thankfully, at my paper we didn't use filler headlines - so if something made it all the way to press without a headline, there was just a blank space above it.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't even spell 'header' correctly?

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Journalism jargon, meant more to differentiate those inside the field from those outside than convey deeper meaning - a headline becomes a heder, the lead point of the story becomes the lede, a caption on a photograph becomes a cutline, etc. Many professions indulge in jargon to exclude those who aren't "part" of the profession. I don't care for the practice, and didn't encourage it in my newsroom.

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    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you start sleeping on the keyboard.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your cat sleeps on the keyboard.

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    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man....somebody got fired for that.

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else who attempted to sing that in a weird way? No?

    Mothership
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao no, but you bet i'll try it now :0D

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And noone noticed it until it was too late

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they start slamming their head on the keyboard?

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    #31

    So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away

    So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away

    Cubatahavana Report

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that wonder womans invisible car?

    Nickie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Invisible Boatmobile

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    JP
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! My favorite one! I wish we had a picture of their face at their destination!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe not that long in the end

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they won't have to bother with checking their baggage. They can get through Security faster. That's a plus.

    Ula
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a bag like that once behind the car, never found it :/

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the bag she packed the birth control in?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I smiling so big at this?

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ack no makeup! No birth control. No underwear wear. No deodorant. Well no ones getting laid.

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    #32

    Forgot To Close The Lid

    Forgot To Close The Lid

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now it's a purrpurroni pizza...

    Mir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a silent protest to save pizza's being topped with pineapple

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her look says she has the piece reserved for herself,but maybe she's keeping it warm for you (fuzzy pizza)

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is just daring you to do something about it.

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't even like pizza, nevertheless, it is mine now silly hooman"

    Beth Morgan-Best
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the proper way to rid yourself of pizza with pineapple on it!

    Christi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had pineapple on it anyway.....

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    #33

    Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal

    Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have to take it out, plant it and name it George

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing, Little fella peeking out to seek some sun. Don't kill him please.

    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plant the poor thing, don't grind it!

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    #34

    Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot

    Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot

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    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor naked Snickers got her photo posted all over the interweb.

    Kyle Hart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get them to make this a product, i would buy them.

    Basia Sport Solent
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg they should make that as a special edition!

    S Bagci
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually eating a snickers right now. they remembered the chocolate though .

    sakora
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for the trial and multimillion compensation!

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    #35

    The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today

    The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today

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    BetsyB
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking some of the kids in the sun started there when it was still shady. What an uncomfortable exam!

    BetsyB
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Especially if the prof is strict, kids are usually too afraid to move once an exam starts.)

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back hurts just looking at this.

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause your old. Hurts mine looking at it too.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldnt they have just used a different room? - or called an emergency locksmith - better than taking an important exam under those conditions

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had the only key on the whole campus?

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Professor may have been forgetful, but he soon came up with a solution. He could have just sent them all home and arranged another date which might not have been possible for some of the students, but he didn't. That's clever and considerate.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or could have asked the school staff for a spare. most schools that size have a rather large staff of janitors, maintenance people and not to mention the office staff, who probably between them have keys in droves.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improvisation is everything!

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    #36

    Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused

    Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. I think it's great. The cop doesn't have a sense for humor

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of depends what they got pulled over for. If you just hit a person or something; less funny.

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    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have let him go, he looks 2cool

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police officer may not have been amused, but I sure am!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops are only human. Many I know would be understanding - hey, you made a booboo. As long as you have your legit license, a good cop should be cool with it.

    kicca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Bart Simpson's license with mine, and it happened to me once, too.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a cop and I saw this as your license, I probably wouldn't even be pissed tbh.

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    #37

    My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday

    My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday

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    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an amazing woman she is!!! Native people Rock!!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scottish have a saying that as long as the language is alive the people will survive. It means that when you keep in touch with your culture, your culture stays alive. I'm so proud of this young woman for continuing the traditions of her people. She is a good example of what makes America a great nation, what makes Canada a great nation.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing awful about this. Read the title before submitting.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done. Be proud of your heritage.

    KCN
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! Don't let anything stand in the way of education.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The road to the world, starts with education!

    emerald jayde
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NICEEE hahaha, once before a pow wow I had to come to school with my makeup and hair done because I would only have time to get dressed once we got there haha

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    #38

    So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something

    So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something

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    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get it oh

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    padded cuffs are better anyway

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little plastic cuffs aren't worth keeping anyway.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys driving the Garbage truck will have something to talk about at dinner tonight.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibility: Their neighbor has a sense of humor.

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    #39

    Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets

    Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be a dangerous thing to forget

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an expensive mistake to make!

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah man I just got this new nipple ring and - AAAHHHhhh GODD!!!!!

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being in that room when the cart started rolling by itself?! Wonder how fast it was.

    Ryan Torres
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read few weeks ago about an Indian guy who died after the oxygen tank he was carrying was pulled by the MRI machine.

    Bill Hadley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have been killed by that kind of recklessness.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope nobody was in there! 😱

    Ula
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This equipment costs milions...

    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope the patient is still ok... yikes

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    #40

    I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me

    I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me

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    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get this. All looks normal to me. Please explain someone.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When everyone does it, it looks normal.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, brothers. Doing the right thing since you were born

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    #41

    Washed The Dog's Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He's Been A Little Pissed All Morning

    Washed The Dog's Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He's Been A Little Pissed All Morning

    Sadat-X Report

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The s**t I have to put up with"

    Judith Kurtz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you blame him??? I would be p**s too..

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he's a little pissed after such a crappy night!

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you guys thought he was a dirty shirt what would of happened

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's for cats...!!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dog, she sounds like she might have a bit of arthritis. Dogs frequently hide their pain.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to tell you he wants a bath. Lol

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was determined, one way or the other lol

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    #42

    "Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport" Angel Giuffria

    "Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport" Angel Giuffria

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    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is she was at a convention, SXSW or San Diego Comicon I think, and had been running around all day to the point where her battery ran out, and no one would free up a charge port for her to charge it because they were busy charging phones and thought it was a costume piece, not something she needed to function as a 2 handed person.

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can be so bloody selfish. This sounds similar to when I went to a festival a few years ago. There was a wheelchair charging tent on the disabled campsite where we were staying, and each morning, despite leaving notes on my chair telling people not to unplug it, people would have unplugged it to charge their phones (and in one case straighten their hair!) and so I'd end up unable to get to the other side of the festival grounds because my battery wasn't fully charged 😒

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    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every kid in the thinks you are F*****G cool!!!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about arms, but high caliber prosthetic legs include sensors that measure pressure, speed etc., they provide feedback, and they can adjust to the needs of the user.

    Thomas O'Keefe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people could do this with their brain.

    LemonyLickit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This rocks! If I had this, I wouldn't let one opportunity pass without saying 'Go go Gadget arm!'

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so bothered that there is a knot in that cord. OMG.

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    #43

    I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This

    I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such betrayal. Such disappoint.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo's lower lip would tremble if it could.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you, Bob? No food, no water; he even brought you his 2 favorite balls.

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    #44

    I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory

    I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice vase! Do you have it in green though?

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will make me feel If I am colorblind! xD

    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be any colour you want it to be

    Wendy Turner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed this to my OH, forgot he's colourblind. He didn't appreciate my laughter when I realised.

    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even state the color? Why not just say large vase? This is either a joke or the employee is just messing with him.

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the green ones are more expensive than the others haha

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    EM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably red-green color deficiency.

    Wina Alkerchief
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.. The price of that vases can be used to buy food for 2 weeks worth at my country.. Of course nothing fancy but still.(●—●)

    Miyaimin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a green vase so you're supposed to put green things in it

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    #45

    Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes

    Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in a tomato growing town. There are no "back doors" on a tomato truck. It's a big, open-top bucket of a truck bed and there is a LOT of spillage. It's expected. Every year it's like there was a mass murder on the shoulders of the highway.

    Silvia Neacsu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all you need is some pasta :)))

    Kori K. Warriner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the two (yes, two, on the same day) waste removal trucks who didn't secure their load (yup, both of them) to transport the waste to another location, and desecrated 20 miles of highway, through my town. The s**t hit the fan....err....the road.

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are just some smells, I'm so glad I've never experienced.

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    LemonyLickit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim, I know I said let's paint the town red but come on!

    Tim Graves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it takes the same kind of idiot to also drive in the fast lane the whole way while driving a semi...

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think he was sauced at the time?

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    #46

    Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night

    Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night

    ThatguyfromRotterdam Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even...what, how did..argh f**k it

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the truck driver made a mistake is the crane operator blind?

    emla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trucks do sometimes get lifted (it's not the drivers fault, there are longshoremen on the ground who's job it is to un-do the mechanism), but they would never get this far. It is very very dangerous for the drivers when they do get lifted because when they get put down it can be with a lot of force (you can only be so gentle) or, more commonly only 1 or 2 of the connections will be holding up the cab and in in mid-air they will disconnect and the cab will be dropped. It can lead to very bad injuries and even death (depending how high they get dropped) Another reminder that working on the water or in the harbour may be safer than it was but it's still a very dangerous job.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the info emla. Yeah this one is not funny when you know this.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he is sitting in there cursing the guts out!

    Monika Soffronow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be, the headlights are still on, unless the whole thing is photoshopped, of course.

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headlights are still on. Hope he's not in there sleeping

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about strict parking laws!

    Soupcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free ride to china with your own stateroom. This guys got it figured out

    moist.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be having a panic attack

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    #47

    I Think They Forgot Something

    I Think They Forgot Something

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, your mailbox is already full of their flyers.

    Shiba Inu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. "JOHN COOPER! JIM HURLEY!"

    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k right on it! 778-... oh wait

    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'll call blank, ok let me enter the numbers, blank blank and blank

    Cookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call them John and Jim!

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    #48

    Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross "Shower Hair" I Decided To Make Some Art

    Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross "Shower Hair" I Decided To Make Some Art

    bigbennz Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    temporarily sticking it on the tiles is better than continually blocking the shower drain - "temporarily " being the operative word

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I see posts bitching about this, then also about the clogged drain. One or the other is happening; pick a poison lol.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. I don't like to touch even my own wet hair after it's fallen out

    Sol Veig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross, but creativ and well done 👍

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat a*s so I guess it wouldn't be too gross to me.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear lol, but you LOVE her long hair right?!! :)

    AJu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howd you feel if she made "art" out of everything she finds "gross" about you?

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't dating since this long, are you ?

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    #49

    Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen

    Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen

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    Christine K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best before and after pic of the year =D

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiger, tiger, burning bright... Or maybe not so bright.

    Amanda Grimm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may take our live, but you'll never take our ALOE!!

    moist.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    itd be cool if the patterns actually met up

    Ani Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do. The red stripes on his arms in the second photo look unreasonably large, for example, because they correspond to the pale uncovered flesh in the first photo -- NOT to the small green and blue stripes in the first photo (which covered and protected small stripes of skin from burning).

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    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever that was he had on was a really good sunscreen.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a warrior, always a warrior

    JAnderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did his face not get striped?

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face didn't get burned cause it's used to more sun

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    #50

    The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered

    The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered

    Mumster Report

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They watch, they wait, they prey on your weakness.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know one man who plays war strategy board games that have thousands of small cardboard pieces. And he also wants to have a baby one day. I have to show him this picture...

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know one man who plays war strategy..." I thought you were giving her his telephone in case he'd do something with the baby.

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    Dzintra Kalnina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to learn to shower quicker!

    Ranie Sanada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long you took your bath

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did all this in 15 minutes!!!??? Lol

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it will take 2 hours to clean it up.You just can't win!

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    Karla Littke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, how long was your shower?!?

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid knows an opportunity when he sees one.

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    #51

    If I Forget To Lock The Door. My Dog Barges In And Guards Me Whilst I Poop

    If I Forget To Lock The Door. My Dog Barges In And Guards Me Whilst I Poop

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it's not staring at (and judging) you.

    Soupcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo's know that Pooping is a very vulnerable position. Its why they make eye contact while they poop, to make sure there is no threat around.

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I forget to shut the bathroom door, our rabbit watches me from the hallway. It's a bit unsettling. I mean, I don't watch her when she's using her litter box.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable. Good doggy!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo: Just how long is this gonna take?

    jknbt jknbt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat peeks two-eyed, the perv!

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He know how vulnerable you are at such a delicate time.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Our dog does this! Especially with me! When we are alone, he will sit just like this while I’m in the bathroom! He’s got my back, or rather my butt!

    Mer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww!! (My cats consider me held hostage for petting...the difference between dogs and cats, eh?)

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    #52

    I Just Got A New Phone And This Was One Of The Photos The Previous Owner Forgot To Delete

    I Just Got A New Phone And This Was One Of The Photos The Previous Owner Forgot To Delete

    Kezzatehfezza Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What demon refrigerated bananas?

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. Never put bananas in the fridge!!!

    Rama Llama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think somebody's been dumpster diving. Somethimes there's shitloads of one item and it would be a waste to leave them, so... This week we'll be eating banana bread.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the other photos in his camera!

    Dave Fontana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not supposed to refrigerate bananas dummy!

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    #53

    This Is My 69-Year-Old Dad. Today He Climbed A Big-Ass Tree To Cut Off Some Branches, But Somehow Forgot The Rope To Get Down Again. He Had To Wait For Me To Get Home

    This Is My 69-Year-Old Dad. Today He Climbed A Big-Ass Tree To Cut Off Some Branches, But Somehow Forgot The Rope To Get Down Again. He Had To Wait For Me To Get Home

    jona012b Report

    Christine K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to find your dad

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, senior citizens are like teenagers with more money and less ability to heal. WHY why do they do these things.

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mad props to your grandpa for climbing a tree at his age

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the Fire Dept: " There's a *what* up in the tree?"

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Dad... he was totally out on a limb.

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misplaced the ladder on the left

    Andrew Blair
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Climbing a big a*s tree like that at 69!

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    #54

    When Your Son "Forgets" To Tell You About The No Green Shirts On Picture Day Rule

    When Your Son "Forgets" To Tell You About The No Green Shirts On Picture Day Rule

    frumpyfrontbum Report

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a new one of these in Yahoo! News yesterday. The mom thought it was hilarious and put in on her Facebook, and it went viral.

    Daniël De Rudder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated ! ;-)

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not forgetting anything

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wearing a camouflage shirt.

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe the photoshop school photo's now.

    Dave the Hamster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a son all I see is a head and arms!

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    #55

    Well At Least He Doesn't Sound Bad

    Well At Least He Doesn't Sound Bad

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    Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he knows to play the tune as well as the kid next to him

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those ALL recorders? Good gosh......

    Coco!
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably for punishment. My music teacher took away your instrument if you played out of tune

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just split our reeds on the top of our stands until parents complained about the number of reeds they had to buy every week.

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can see mean teachers forcing the kid to stand there.

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    #56

    He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O' Noodles

    He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O' Noodles

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That was the day I became a man"...

    Rhân
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts it in the microwave even with water??

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I know that microwave! Cheapest one you can get at Walmart. Li'l buddy served me well through college.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there was still 1:10 to go...

    live free
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've so done this.... as an adult haha

    live free
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In somewhat of a defense, I know these are not supposed to go in the microwave and never did it with this kind of cup. I did this with ramen noodles, I forgot to put the water in the bowl.

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    #57

    I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

    I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wonder who has got the wrong date?

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What anniversary? First time we met, first kiss, wedding, etc...

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually know dates when they met? we don't, for the kiss either. Just the date when we started officially dating

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how long do you have to sleep on the couch?

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You accidentally caught the wrong key - honest!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now she knows. Tsk tsk tsk

    Chuck Bartowski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she had it in dd/mm/yyyy format and he put it in as mm/dd/yy or mm/dd/yyyy or dd/mm/yy or dd/mm or mm/dd or just yyyy. In short...maybe he did have the right date and just the incorrect format.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son, sure she was your wife ?

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    #58

    Forgot My Dog's Leash. We're Having A Good Time

    Forgot My Dog's Leash. We're Having A Good Time

    TuckersMyDog Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that his skateboard? Nice doggie :D

    S C-C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you just assume the dog's gender??

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so awful about this?

    Jessica Brams-Miller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks EXACTLY like my dog Kedji (RIP). She was a chow chow/golden retriever mix, and was the most wonderful dog ever.

    Cotton cloud
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a handbag you can use the strap

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People put medicine in that cart... I love dogs and I take mine some places, but geez.

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs aren't any dirtier than the kids people put in those carts soooo....

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    #59

    My Coworker Forgot Her Contact Lens Case, So She Improvised

    My Coworker Forgot Her Contact Lens Case, So She Improvised

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    mrreeow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except if you don't keep them in an enclosed case, the solution will evaporate and your contacts will shrivel up. Happened to me a few times.

    Judith Kurtz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Til someone knocks the cup over...smh

    Delgada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not smart. when i forgot my case, i too put them in 2 plastic cups, but I improvised the lid, so the solution would not dry out. it has to be closed to work...

    Khairul Syazwan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a contact lense user....is there any difference, left and right?

    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your eyes have different prescriptions, (which most people's do) then...absolutely! Difference between clear vision and a blurry headachy nighmare.

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    #60

    So My Aunt Forgot To Put A Baby Lock On One Of Her Cabinets

    So My Aunt Forgot To Put A Baby Lock On One Of Her Cabinets

    millybays Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm good question. Maybe a little bit of both?

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee he won't do that again.

    Christopher Dixon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking straight on, he appears to be laughing. Tilt your head to the right, and he appears to be crying.

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    #61

    Somebody Forgot A Zero. Thanks Shop Rite 5.5 Lbs Of Sharp Provolone For $3.40

    Somebody Forgot A Zero. Thanks Shop Rite 5.5 Lbs Of Sharp Provolone For $3.40

    RedditNurseBot Report

    Vicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: It's a amazing deal !!!!!!! :):):):):);)

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    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got two nice salmon filet for 1$ each recently because someone messed up the price tags too. :D

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you going to eat all that cheese? You'll be like Lucy and Ethel when they disguised the cheese as a baby, and ended up having to eat all of it.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when that happens. Got 5 lbs of ground beef for $2.00 one time. Not even close to expired.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a sketchy grocery store in the 90's and they would repackage out of date items like this and sell them cheap. I never buy any "mis-priced" food items that are in grocery store packaging because of my time at that place.

    Nancy Jeckells
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a woman once who used to work from Safeway in Canada. She told me to never eat the warm cooked rotisserie chickens (or bbq chickens) in supermarkets. She said one of their lorries crashed once, and the chickens were bruised and battered. Staff washed the chickens in BLEACH to make the skin look better, then covered them in bbq sauce to hide it ! True story.

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    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone noticed that one of the cheese slice is not facing the same direction?

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't hilariously awful. This is hilariously awesome. Well, maybe it's awful for the grocery store...

    Laura Ellen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetency will not get you fired, unfortunately.

    Electric isopod
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be like that ikea commercial "start the car!!"

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    #62

    They're Removing A Parking Lot At My Work, But One Person Forgot To Move Their Car

    They're Removing A Parking Lot At My Work, But One Person Forgot To Move Their Car

    cptncabinet Report

    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm...so lonely. So lonely and all alone"

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this would really happen, but maybe.... wouldn't they have it towed

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's 4WD. It'll be ok.

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself...

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a graveyard in the middle of the road with one grave

    Emlyn Vo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all around me are familiar faces..

    Todd Chesser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine a parking lot that size was removed 24 hours much less in one shift.

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    #63

    Hi, I'll Have Two Lorem Ipsum Pizzas

    Hi, I'll Have Two Lorem Ipsum Pizzas

    christair Report

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this caption is great.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to see this all the time when having to deal with print proofs...

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the flag is placed wrong. it must be waving the other side, facing the wind.

    Tanksear Industries
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a donut delivery it would have been better... "Lorem Ipsum Donuts"

    Daniël De Rudder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather prefer The-quick-brown-fox-jumps-over-the-lazy-dog-pizza. Precut and with some spicy oil. Please???

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that I would visit place called lorem ipsum. And it would be great if they would use it also for menu. Curabitur (tomatoes, mozzarella, garlic), Aliquam (tomatoes, mozzarella, ham) and so. And Etiam (posuere, lacus, quis, dolor) (let the chef decide what you might like)

    JustABobcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Wikipedia "n publishing and graphic design, lorem ipsum is a placeholder text commonly used to demonstrate the visual form of a document without relying on meaningful content (also called greeking). Replacing the actual content with placeholder text allows designers to design the form of the content before the content itself has been produced."

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    Andrew Blair
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

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    #64

    My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake

    My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's probably just me but the house behind looks shocked!

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well your friend is a fool that just bought a slightly damaged Jeep.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!Bam!!!!!!!!!!

    Reagan S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's been 30 days the others have accepted me into their tribe."

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an expensive mistake:-(

    danielw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not as expensive as the boat guy that forgot the drain plugs.

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and just like that I became the proud new owner of a red shiny car.

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    #65

    Guy At My School Forgot Something This Morning

    Guy At My School Forgot Something This Morning

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    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FAKE. He would have felt it.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coach did say "Don't drop your shoulders."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember that ad a few years back? The guy was in a rush to get to work and he did just this. I think it was for insurance. So funny.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happen to me once, when I was five.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kind of weird fashion?!

    Amber Ice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just so he can put it away more easily

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a questioning mark during the exam...

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    #66

    Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

    Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

    prettyflyforaryguy Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he didn't leave them on the headboard.

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gone around the wavy pipe several times (with the chain) and locked both handcuffs on the bike frame.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I don't think I would touch it lol

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have cops at university?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to go into detail, but sometimes bad things can happen on campus, just like anywhere else, so it's good to have cops on site.

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    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the chain between cuffs isn't anywhere near that length.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, as with so many of these posts, how is this "hilariously awful"? It was a working solution.

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    #67

    Cousin Went Fishing, Her Boyfriend Forgot The Paddle, A Little Hillbilly Engineering

    Cousin Went Fishing, Her Boyfriend Forgot The Paddle, A Little Hillbilly Engineering

    Teeterz Report

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they had a pitch fork?!?!

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a license plate... everything but what they actually needed.

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No paddle, but they had a pitchfork?

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he must love canoeing cause he stole a license plate

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the paddle, but did bring their pitch fork. Now that's.. epic.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a ridiculous idea that it's actually kind of genius!

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    #68

    I Ordered A Package From Amazon And They Forgot To Remove The Scanner From My Box

    I Ordered A Package From Amazon And They Forgot To Remove The Scanner From My Box

    gatewayev700 Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, you had one job, but you're the winner here.

    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can sell it on Amazon Marketplace.

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, a free gift! Thank you, Amazon!

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once received an item from them that had been returned by someone else, with nothing in it other than the printed receipt from where it had been exchanged...needless to say, they sent me a new one and someone in QA got their butt chewed

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they looked everywhere for it.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider that a plus. This is not hilariously awful for you. It may be sadly awful for the worker who unfortunately forgot the thing in there. Those scanners are probably not cheap.

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    #69

    Don't Forget Your Gear

    Don't Forget Your Gear

    GallowBoob Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it have to be pink because pink is "girly" and it's a shame to look like a girl?

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the real problem is the pale shade; a real safety vest needs to be hi-vis to be effective.

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    Karla Thompson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work construction and got myself a hot pink safety vest just because. Makes it easier for my foreman to find me lol

    PBMc
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks really need to relax a bit with the whole, "the pink vest is sexist" garbage. I don't hear a lot of complaints when a woman waxes her upper lip to get rid of hair because...to paraphrase one comment...a mustache is manly and it's a shame to look like a guy.

    Nora AlMeida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when a woman chooses to wax her upper lip, yes, no one should complain because it is her upper lip and it is her choice whether to pluck it or not. As for her feeling manly if she has an upper lip, that’s her thing; other women can clearly see that they have feminine features regardless of whether they waxed the upper lip or not. But the point here is that some male was forcing the employees to wear a pink vest;it wasn’t their choice. And any male who dares tell a woman to pluck her upper lip is a douche and not a man, because it is not of his business what she does and doesn’t do to her face. If a guy has a preference, then he can make sure to date a woman who already adheres to what he likes. Also, this isn’t the first time for me to see something like what’s in the picture. And it really is bothersome that some pathetic fragile males are such bullies, they want to harass people via color. Like, with the big things and the small things, some males are insanely into belittling women.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the greater shame here is that some men are so fragile that wearing pink is some sort of punishment.

    Nora AlMeida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever thought of that color is not a man, because a man would have had the self-respect not to perpetuate sexist nonsense. Also, pink used to be a color for young boys, way back. So a very self-conscious male did this to the employees who forget their gear. Also, there’s nothing professional about being a bully.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @JP: Hurry! Get to Starbucks for a Trenta!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look very happy, I doubt he'd forget it again. Still looks very nice in it. He can wear it.

    Tim Graves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He identifies as a straight male and is being mislabelled, hence the humor. I would see the same humor in somebody who identifies differently wearing a color that is unassociated with their identity.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have pink PPE for work.

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say you support breast cancer research

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    #70

    Someone Forgot To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer

    Someone Forgot To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer

    thehemperorr Report

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's one of them US fridges that automatically fills up a bucket of ice, and if you take the bucket out....

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    Soupcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave this fridge in the north pole and let it do its thing. Get that polar ice melt under control right quick!

    Nicole
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite magical and impressive.

    Lanyi Zhao
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so painful to clean up…!!! How did they clean it up?

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you open that door it will be a new type of flood

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're lucky that door opened. :P

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    #71

    There Was An Attempt To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

    There Was An Attempt To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

    I_am_Rude Report

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I left the passenger window of my car open overnight and it rained. Was much worse than this.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you can brush out most if not nearly all of it.

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's frozen so just shop vac it up and your seat will be cold but dry.

    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s still frozen so just brush it out or get a shop vac.

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    #72

    My Friend Forgot His Coke In The Freezer

    My Friend Forgot His Coke In The Freezer

    drtysoul Report

    Ida M B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Forgot coke in freezer hahahaha" (Danish)

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My forgotten sodas never explode so cutely.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth did it freeze in such a nice tidy shape? When I've forgotten fizzy drinks in the freezer it's been a mess.

    April W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that hahahahahahaha is universal

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be friends with the frozen wine.

    moist.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how are all these glasses not breaking, if you put that in hot water it will SHATTER

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. Class breaking is from a too fast and too wide temperature change, and is more likely when only part of it is experiencing said change. What I find more fascinating is these liquids turning into a form of slush before going completely solid, instead of the more traditional way of going solid from the outside first.

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    #73

    So I Got Interviewed For Buying Fireworks. The Person Forgot To Ask Me For My Name, I Preferred This One

    So I Got Interviewed For Buying Fireworks. The Person Forgot To Ask Me For My Name, I Preferred This One

    travisminor Report

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 years ago I was a trainee at a small local newspaper and I had to go to a local library and inteview at least 10 people about how they are using that library. The chief editor did not like my interviews because at least half of the names were fake. I did not realize that those names were totally fictional - I just thought that those people had funny names in real life. So the chief editor just removed those 'fake people' from my article. So half of my time and work were wasted at that library.

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    #74

    Someone Forgot To Log Out

    Someone Forgot To Log Out

    BlazingIce637792 Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was having fun :D

    Carol Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the kitty predator in the corner....

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never log out. Instead I lock my keyboard & mouse up in drawers. {wireless obviously}

    Paul Hutton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and someone wasted a hour at work like a boss

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a coworker that used to forget to log out...until our IT guy made a copy of his desktop and put it as the screen saver that auto locked his computer. We let him sweat for 5 minutes thinking his computer was malfunctioning because no matter what he did, he couldn't get the cursor to move or open anything. Then someone said "Look under your keyboard.." And there was a post-it note from the IT guy directing him to come to the office for the password to unlock his computer.

    Andrew Kurkovsky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why was he playing roblox? check the list of apps

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have more efficient reminder policy in place for colleagues when it happens. Just send an email from user account to a colleague, type in "I always loved you", watch out if something changes like they start coming back from coffees holding hands etc.

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    #75

    I Forgot My Fork At Home

    I Forgot My Fork At Home

    PhillipSewell Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we say here "mc gyver cleans you house"

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of lame a*s company doesn't have a staff lounge with a box of plastic eating utensils?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all cuisine is suitable to be eaten with fingers.

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent your whole lunch hour making that thing

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your office doesn't have forks?

    Cody Eriksen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *facepalm* After all these years, I could have made a fork with whats in front of me.

    S C-C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't you just eat with your hands?

    Christy Williams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'd rather just eat with my fingers

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    #76

    My Hotel Forgot To Cut Up The Lemons When Making Lemon Water

    My Hotel Forgot To Cut Up The Lemons When Making Lemon Water

    keethantom Report

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they at least washed them.

    Mortimer Snerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they forgot. Either very lazy or very new on the job. :p

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how they make Country Time Lemonade.

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions were unclear for the new guy...

    Judith Kurtz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the lemons were suppose to be cut???

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    #77

    Guys I Think I'm In Trouble I Forgot To Return This. You Think They'll Be Mad?

    Guys I Think I'm In Trouble I Forgot To Return This. You Think They'll Be Mad?

    rpratt34 Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the reason they"re no longer in business! This was the tape that could've saved the whole franchise! :p

    Stefanie Lunenburg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would suggest not to bring it back, the fine will get you bankrupt

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know you're young when you look at this and don't know what the hell it is

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After weeks of digging in the hot sun, I finally uncovered a treasure of ancient civilization... emblazoned on it's front, what I can only assume was the mantra of the society, are the words "be kind, please rewind..."

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! How long ago did you fist borrow it?

    Marina Rios
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly forgot to rewind too...

    Brittany C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will find the hell out of you. I almost got jail time over a VHS of Ace Ventura. 😂

    Hannah McGowen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's still Blockbusters that operate all over Australia! ✨

    Han
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foolsball is the devil ;) hahaha

    Soupcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im mad that you paid late fees to hold onto an Adam Sandler movie...

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never paid the late fees. Blockbuster was a HUGE scam. If you didn't return the tape they'd charge you hundreds of dollars for the "future rentals" you cost them on top of late fees .

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    #78

    My Buddy Forgot To Set His E-Brake When Unloading His Boat

    My Buddy Forgot To Set His E-Brake When Unloading His Boat

    Upstream15 Report

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embracing his inner eedjit.

    Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought eedjit was a word my sister and I made up (was used for ex's) I am so happy to see other people see eedjits too!

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's him, he must have a good insurance or be rich to be grinning like that.

    Reagan S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the face of a man who regrets everything.

    João Ferreira
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't look too bummed about it.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems happy to have sunk that possessed being!

    Vilem Marak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless that's a lotus esprit with a suprise, then i think you are f****d.

    Danielle Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this happen way too many times. Don't see how the vehicle got that far in. Only a small area of loading docks are paved, and it's usually straight mush at the end, that's like a suction cup on tires.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 thumbs up? What's he been smoking?

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    #79

    Went Moto-Camping But Forgot The Tent Pegs And Poles, So Had To Improvise

    Went Moto-Camping But Forgot The Tent Pegs And Poles, So Had To Improvise

    Cronin13 Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a solution for every problem

    S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where there is a will, there is a way.

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    Avi Sabbah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is very unwise.... a motorcycle is a heavy thing when i falls on you

    N.S.Srtbs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not clever. They are in the woods, they can find lots of sticks to fasten the tent.

    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you got downvotes. Sticks are smarter to use. If either bike falls they can only fall towards the tent, so it's going to be a very bad day for them if that happens.

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun until a moto tips over.

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break this to you but your going to have two bikes on top the tent in no time. But good effort.

    Tim Graves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the wind pulls a 500 lbs. + bike over onto you while you sleep

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me enough bungees and I will secure the world.

    Psyche
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until the motorcycles fall over the tent... not fun anymore

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then a storms come with wind and hail.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only problem is that they might tip over while your sleeping

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    #80

    I Think Subway Forgot Something

    I Think Subway Forgot Something

    Cleannn Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mixed up the orders. This was the one that was supposed to go to the prison.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That order was meant to go to the prison...;-)

    Emlyn Vo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a man once found a six inch knife hidden in his sandwich from subway..

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    #81

    Neighbor Bought A Car At Auction, They Forgot To Clean Out The Trunk

    Neighbor Bought A Car At Auction, They Forgot To Clean Out The Trunk

    wingnut0420 Report

    Katie O'Brien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growns? Nuddy? And how do you hide 6 boxes of ‘empty rubbers’ under one cars seat? I call bs. This was some kind of joke.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're divorced by now and he made some cash selling the car she used to get to her part time job.

    Amanda Abel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANNY ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OKAY ANNY?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strip joint named Assetts? (That's assuming it's spelled correctly) And the one she used to work at is called Boobies?

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at one called Bottoms Up and at another called Top Downs. They get very punny with the names, sometimes.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing no one got the car in the divorce?

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    #82

    Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

    Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

    Trevarty Report

    Vonskippy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came for the exploding noise, stayed for the beautiful aroma of burnt eggs.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what happens. I've never had this happen personally. I did explode an egg in a microwave.

    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend did this. They make one helluva bang!

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you can tell they're done.

    Ruth Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was first married, I could burn salad. Unintentionally. Mostly.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Did all the water evaporate too? (I don't eat eggs so I have no idea how this works, I am genuinely curious)

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    #83

    Someone Forgot What A Pistachio Was Called

    Someone Forgot What A Pistachio Was Called

    Unpurified-Water Report

    Piper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it says "pistachio" twice in the description??

    Soupcat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artificially Flavored "Pistachio" maybe they had to name it like that...like how Taco Bell couldnt say ground beef for their filling because it didnt have enough of the ingredient.

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they just think it's a clever ice cream name...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That name doesn't make me want to buy it.

    thepotatogirl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's named that for fun... also saw Cookie Dough ice cream once with Jimmy Fallon on it, was named "The Tonight Dough"

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be real pistachio ice-cream for $2.97

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...you know what they mean

    Mark Gill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Miss Piggy always wants from Kermit

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone copy write "Pistachio" ?

    Lynn Biasini McElfresh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there are not pistachios whatsoever in it.

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    #84

    I Forgot My Meds And Had An Anxiety Attack At Work. My Boss Freaked Out And Called 911. Just Got The Bill Today, For Less Than 2 Hours Of Care And A Xanax. F**k American Healthcare

    I Forgot My Meds And Had An Anxiety Attack At Work. My Boss Freaked Out And Called 911. Just Got The Bill Today, For Less Than 2 Hours Of Care And A Xanax. F**k American Healthcare

    Ayalat Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone living in Europe *shakes head*

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: NO ONE in the rest of the world understands why there is not universal health care in the USA, a developed country economically, though clearly severely underdeveloped and backward when it comes to basic human decency. To all of you Good People in the USA: try to get the basics straight.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people have a grip on what the basics are, unfortunately those in charge want a "Space Force" and "a Wall" and a "Glorious Parade" . And are more than willing to sacrifice education, healthcare, and any type of benefit plan that would bring us to the 20th century. (I know it's 21st, but we got a shitload of catching up to do.)

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have a panic attack at seeing that bill.

    Flisey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy C**p! Glad I live in NZ, $98 for an ambulance unless it's an accident then it's free.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. spends hundreds of billions on "defense" every year. The Pentagon has zero accountability. Recently it was revealed that some branch of the military had spent $1200 for one coffee cup. But bring up the subject of affordable health care or socialized medicine, and some dingbat will belch about giving free liver transplants to winos.

    Zoli
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to call a emergency last month for the same reason as in picture. The medicals took me to the hospital, got blood tests and care...10$ costs me. Also i have an health insurence for 4$ per month, fully covered almost with any kind of health problem.... Slovakia, Europe Union ;) What is in US is insane

    Tao
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 usd in Slovakis is a loooot !!! (just kidding mate ;))

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were me I would keep a small supply of meds in your bag or at work for emergencies

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also share with colleagues that you have a condition and what they need to do if something happens.

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    #85

    I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night

    I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night

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    Lina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it still running?

    John Nemo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it survived ... congratulations, this product is really waterproof and foolproof (blbuvzdorny in czech)

    Tao
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no :) it is a reading tablet. it is off. what you see is the cover page with E-Ink . E-reader does that when they turn off automaticaly

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    Kayleigh
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k sake 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just realised it's an E-Book. I thought it was a random weird photo in a frame 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Kayleigh
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not censor my comment, stupid BP did. (Don't wanna be accused of being a div)

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    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man in the ipod is mad at you.

    Janina Hult
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once drove through the whole town with my iPhone on top of the roof of my car. I must have forgotten it there when i put my son into hos safety chair in the back. When back Home I was looking for it everywhere when i thought ”maybe it fell out of my handbag when i got out of the car” so i went outside and saw it laying there...on top of my car...like nothing ever happened. At least i must be a pretty good driver considering the fast that i was both on the highway and in different parts of the city with roundabouts n all

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    #86

    I Forgot About Half Of An Onion I Used To Clean The Grill. It Grew A New Onion

    I Forgot About Half Of An Onion I Used To Clean The Grill. It Grew A New Onion

    DontBoneMe Report

    Kayleigh
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty cool! But also... What?

    Cookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't manage to kill it.

    Jennifer Newton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I had a half a cabbage head do this once. Looked like Alien

    Kara Nickerson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned you could use an onion to clean a grill

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    #87

    Hp Forgot To Print The Label For This Ink Cartridge... That's Mildly Ironic

    Hp Forgot To Print The Label For This Ink Cartridge... That's Mildly Ironic

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have run out of ink.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if it was a Hewlett-Packard printer doing these labels. The printer likely stopped functioning, even though there were still some ink left, because Hewlett Packard manufactures their printers and ink to function this way. It's the ink they make mad profits on, not the printers.

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    Edgars Lilje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're putting a label as a sticker on it!

    anotherboredpanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So superior, the human eye can't detect it

    #88

    My Mom Hid My Easter Basket In The Oven And Forgot

    My Mom Hid My Easter Basket In The Oven And Forgot

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    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't their oven have a window? I've never seen a (modern) oven without one.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit, I did this exact same thing once. Which is why I no longer hide baskets late at night, then get up early to make rolls.

    Mikyla McEwen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k thinks hiding anything in an oven is a good idea.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, people hide Easter baskets? My mom always just put them beside the bed at night, and hid actual eggs around the house (or yard if the weather was good enough).

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    #89

    The Potatoes I Forgot About In My Lazy Susan Started To Grow Rather Than Rot

    The Potatoes I Forgot About In My Lazy Susan Started To Grow Rather Than Rot

    XschlotsofrageX Report

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant them and you got potatos for months :D

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is it still edible after growing?I haven't see what a potato growing looks like.

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    Ruth oro
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those umm...plates That rotates, or rather spins

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    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me all the time...

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    up above there was a guy who did the same thing

    Tanksear Industries
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE WERE LAZY SUSANS DURING THE IRISH POTATO FAMINE?!

    AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody notice the cheese puffs????!!! I love cheese puffs

    Mary Hunt Peret
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't grow eleventy billion fruit flies like the ones I forgot in my pantry.

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    #90

    This Restaurant Got A New Sign, But Forgot To Program It

    This Restaurant Got A New Sign, But Forgot To Program It

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    Janusz Karp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politifact rated this message correct.

    Annabell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thief or Hipster, that's the question

    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I thought this was gonna be a Led Zeppelin joke. Derp.

    Daniël De Rudder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a led sign? Well, you could have fooled me...

    Nataliia Portillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhe's having a cig, it will be at least 5-7 minutes

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted everybody to know they now have a Led sign

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    #91

    I Accidentally Made Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza

    I Accidentally Made Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza

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    Myr Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a lawyer, the feud over the use of vantablack is messy

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone who wants it crispy :P

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother told me once that, whenever her mother burned the toast, she would ask if anybody wanted "nut-brown" toast. In my family "nut-brown" has come to mean burnt or overdone.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else had to Google "vantablack"? Learn something new every day...

    Tanksear Industries
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... is amazing. Sell it. And tell NOBODY how to make it.

    Andrew Blair
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look it up..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack Your welcome.

    Miyaimin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Kapoor is not impressed 🙄

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled Vantablack. Are you *sure* this is pizza?

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google 'vantablack'. darn science nerds with their BIG words! grumble grumble grumble

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    #92

    They Forgot To Photoshop Out A Clothespin That They Used To Fit The Dress Out Of The Peruvian First Lady

    They Forgot To Photoshop Out A Clothespin That They Used To Fit The Dress Out Of The Peruvian First Lady

    ldrchubs Report

    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t forget anything. It is a Peruvian fashion accessory.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like the dude in the previous one he had a clothes hanger stuck in his jacket and that looks like a legit fashion.

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    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a cloths peg! Maybe still wet from the laundry.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's by the right arm. Also the arm itself looks a bit weird

    #93

    I Was In Charge Of Getting A Cake For My Coworker's Birthday. I Forgot...

    I Was In Charge Of Getting A Cake For My Coworker's Birthday. I Forgot...

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    Usernames
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is tradition in my office that I start... We using pizza instead cake...

    Michael awdry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to guess English isn’t your first language. Did you mean something like: I’m going to start / I started a tradition in my office where we use pizza instead of cake?

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You remembered the candles but not the cake? 😋

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to get pizza instead of cake. I have always liked more salty than sweet stuff. :)

    Gaya K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it can be called a pie, so...

    marie elle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to a marriage and the cake has been three or four? round cheeses stacked over each other. Great idea

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake shmake. I'm totally fine with a birthday pizza!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would not make me sad.

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    #94

    So My Neighbour Forgot His Parking Break

    So My Neighbour Forgot His Parking Break

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    Michael awdry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind I thought it went through the wall. I’m an idiot.

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    #95

    My Friend Posted This. His Wife Locked The Safe While Away And Forgot The Number Immediately

    My Friend Posted This. His Wife Locked The Safe While Away And Forgot The Number Immediately

    missripper Report

    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good. Hopefully the hotel could just reset it for them.

    Will Tiernan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All she could remember was a) it doesn’t end with 3 and b) I never use 2s?

    Caroline Seguin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck, there are 10,000 possibilities with 4 numbers!

    Thomas O'Keefe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it' "31" ... something.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you lock a safe while you're away?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking of the scene in Mr. Bean's Holiday where he forgot the phone number and is doing this same thing.

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive she could lock that while away.

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    #96

    Our Pizza Place Forgot To Remove The Pizza Pan

    Our Pizza Place Forgot To Remove The Pizza Pan

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't look much different in taste however

    Peter Anka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously? nobody doesn't even mention that huge blunt?

    #97

    Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep

    Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep

    luxurs Report

    moist.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must have been a wonderful smell in the morning

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you woke up. A kid I went to high school with died that of smoke inhalation that way.

    Purplish Hat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old flatmate used to do this... on the gas stovetop, with the pan on the wrong burner and the plastic handle of the pan over the flame. He was a fireman.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed you put down parchment paper while drunk.

    Kayleigh
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once did this with a tin of Marrowfat Processed peas (obviously not in the cooker though). I was young, drunk, broke and hungry so all I had was peas in the house. Decided I was just gonna eat cold peas from the tin. Woke up covered in peas ...

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    #98

    Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

    Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, a plastic grocery bag would have been better than that.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much plastic packaging!

    Kayleigh
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ, a dog s**t bag would have been better

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just turn the pouch inside out.

    Peter Anka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy move to meet the bullies right away on your first day: "so you think you're royal, huh? let's make you a nice little crown then!"

    Natalie Mai
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me if I had kids

    Neal Evans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not like you knew your sons big day was coming

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    #99

    Forgot To Empty The Pockets. Look Closely

    Forgot To Empty The Pockets. Look Closely

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the labial says "SH*T MY PHONE"

    Chicago Kitty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goodness- I laughed so hard. I'm pretty sure you meant label not labial. Juvenile yes but it's been one of those days and I needed a giggle.

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has an old video of him going bungee jumping, the second he flips upside down you can see all the change fall out of his pockets into the lake below

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the end: "my phoooooooooooone!!"

    Avery August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he lost his phone we wouldn't have that video, maybe he lost his wallet.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is pretty stupid. and dangerous. and i'm not talking about the jump

    Judith Kurtz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    said something about his cell phone...smh

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    #100

    Sunroof Weather Yesterday. Today Ohio Reminds Me I Forgot To Close It

    Sunroof Weather Yesterday. Today Ohio Reminds Me I Forgot To Close It

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    Nataliia Portillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least its leather and you wont have to deal with the musky scent. Just be careful not to crack it until its back up to its normal temperature.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not as horrible as the post earlier, with the whole front seat coated in a wet blanket of snow.

    Cousin_Nigel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ohio, but sometimes it does this

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you are not the only one.

    #101

    My "Forgot It Was Picture Day" Photo From 6th Grade. Not Sure A Better Outfit Would Have Helped Anyway

    My "Forgot It Was Picture Day" Photo From 6th Grade. Not Sure A Better Outfit Would Have Helped Anyway

    wxcore Report

    Gosiaatje
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not with this hair...

    Nancy Jeckells
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut by a parent, no doubt. My mom used to always clip my bangs crooked, thanks Mom !

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    Marceline
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this haircut even exist???

    Bonita Bielawski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it still exist? Thought it was an 80's cut. Lots of perplexing fashion choices from the 80's.

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    JAnderson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business in the front...party in the back.

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I see a kid with personality! Not like a copy of the other 25 kids in his class

    Aubrey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i first thought it was cute but then i actually notesied what the hair really looked like

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    #102

    Someone Forgot This At My Grocery Store

    Someone Forgot This At My Grocery Store

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... well the only way to catch him is to call ms hoe and give the phone to her... do everyone a favor.

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    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's #1. I'd hate to be Irrelevant Hoe #8

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sad! Is she helping him find his phone?

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'irrelevant hoe #1'. how to catch a cheater much i guess

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if s4 stands for c4 send this to the police

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an arsehole! You should message the last missed caller and get her to collect it for him ;)

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a douche bag forgot his phone.

    Debster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. That is funny though.

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    #103

    The One Time You Forget To Lock It

    The One Time You Forget To Lock It

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he isn't driving..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me get this straight. If his clothes are lying on the ground.... Lol

    Thomas O'Keefe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess ... he was not alone. The "lady of the evening" simply took his wallet and left.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. I'd make him pay to have it detailed.

    Kim Gabele
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this be his rock bottom? lol

    Carol Harrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's nekked in your car and it's not you.

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    #104

    I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

    I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

    Babbs25 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 choices: 1) fix it 2) throw it away and get a new one or 3) keep doing this.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop putting pepper in the broken grinder

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be friends with a girl and once I was at her house for dinner, she had a Himalayan pink salt grinder but she had bad luck with it. For the second time that day she flipped it over and the lid fell right off, filling her food with salt (it was a new container)

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of green beans are those? I haven't had those in years.

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    #105

    There's An Indian Youtube Tech Channel Sharmaji Technical Which Posts Tech Videos/Mobile Reviews In Hindi. Only This Time He Forgot To Clear The History Before Making The Video

    There's An Indian Youtube Tech Channel Sharmaji Technical Which Posts Tech Videos/Mobile Reviews In Hindi. Only This Time He Forgot To Clear The History Before Making The Video

    mathurawai Report

    Madhu Mitha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non Indian readers, the last one reads- "finger in the p*ssy"

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH. That's the big one. Though "monkeys mating like humans" is so specific it has to be wank material.

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    Khairul Syazwan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im surprised there's no "bob and vegena"

    moist.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    monkey mating like humans, someone got banned from pornhub

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being very curious, I, too, have a weird search history

    suvani subba
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last one means finger in pu*** :D hahaha

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My browser history would be cute cat videos, cute dog videos, and BP. I'm squeaky clean.

    Selina Ali
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god that last one, this is embarrassing 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Siddharth Rath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know hindi, the last one literally says 'fingering'...

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