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It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)
It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!
We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.
This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!
And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.
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"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.
Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.
So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.
"I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"
It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?
My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.
Lol that’s funny. I have a couple friends who are non-binary (I have not discussed my own pronouns with my parents) and I must always be sure to over-specify that I’m talking about a single person when I refer to them
Load More Replies...This reminds me of I AM THREE DOGS IN A TRENCH COAT AND YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS SUCH!
Omfg, that is literally my favourite audio XD
Load More Replies...huh. that's not bad advice actually. makes it much easier to use they/them pronouns. I'm planning on trying this.
I really wish they'd just come up with an entirely new pronoun; I'd adopt it happily. The Them/they stuff is confusing and annoying and does not translate to other languages. It is still ONE person, regardles of their gender. As long as someone is no psycophrenic, I see no snese in talking to them in a plural.
Or just switch to what we do in Finnish; everybody is hän.
Load More Replies...This is true. Kids are bees that sting you until you cry and face horrible consequences
Please - they are children! They don't even realize what non-binary means. That's all in the parents mind...
A kid....child.....that does not identify exclusively as masculine or feminine....hahahaha what a joke
This is amazing and I love it. You could take this to a full other level by saying that every person is a swarm, a collective, (not of Borg) but of the different parts that make them who they are. We are all far more complicated than simple labels, and we are all made up of patchwork pieces that shape us on totally different levels which aren't really fully seen when we're put into labels, be it gender or sexual identity, age, colour, size, work, interests, family, health, passions, heritage, talents, wealth, choices, dreams, likes & dislikes. I feel like we should all be aiming to be a swarm of bees. And in the mean time, this kid deserves a medal for being a genius in explaining something adults couldn't grasp in such a simple yet profound way.
I call bullshit. No kid who hasn't passed puberty could even understand the term "non-binary". It's just the parents who are trying to be "woke" and think it's cool.
I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.
Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."
a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.
My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...
"They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."
I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)
Do not get this stuff on a hard floor, it makes it like an ice rink.
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Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
Load More Replies...When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
Load More Replies...Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
Load More Replies...Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
Load More Replies...When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
Load More Replies...Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
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