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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)
Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.
With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!
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cyberdemon0007 7 years ago
This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.
Richard 7 years ago
Because a thought has already been thought by somebody else or has been spoken out by somebody else doesn't mean that girl can't have been thinking and saying just the same.
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stellermatt 7 years ago
when John Lennon was at school, his teacher asked him what he wanted to be in life, he replied 'happy', his teacher said "I don't think you understand the question", he replied "I don't think you understand life".
bruce westfall 7 years ago
My older sister played school with me when she came home. I went into kindergarden knowing how to read, write and do basic math. After less than a week I complained to my mom "That isn't school. All they do is play all day" Sorry, but this seems like a real quote to me. (P.S. The next week i went into 1st grade. Thanks Pam! (my older sister))
Jo Johannsen 6 years ago
The point is to entertain, not to educate (though that might also happen, never know).
Mimi Golding 7 years ago
Fake? Who's kids are you talking to lately? Mine certainly talked like this at these ages ... You get out what you put into the conversation. (My 13 year old was talking to a new adult who noted that she has quite the vocabulary for some one her age ...)
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Kahlo Smith 7 years ago
I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...
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Candy Goof 7 years ago
Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD
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Phoebe Bean 7 years ago
Love how kids are quite creative when trying to find an explanation to what they seem to regard as a mystery
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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
And we're not showing our 6 year old girl The Goblet of Fire, cause we think it's too scary.
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Phoebe Bean 7 years ago
I was thinking what that middle name could be... Peppa Pippa Pig... maybe.
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Lindsay Ameye 7 years ago
I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
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Luke Barela 7 years ago
Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.
Aunt Messy 7 years ago
A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.
Stephanie Harman 7 years ago
I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol
Alejandra Quintana 7 years ago
these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol
Janette Murray 7 years ago
None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!
James Grey 7 years ago
After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚
Jane Manahan 7 years ago
Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!
Sean Watson 6 years ago
My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."
Jacek Dziembaj 6 years ago
These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...
Christine Donley 7 years ago
some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.
Janette Murray 7 years ago
I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!
Justin Dodson 7 years ago
I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er
phil blanque 7 years ago
I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.
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Candy Goof 7 years ago
You deserve another -1. These kids are clever and should be shown to the world, for people to have something you must be unfamiliar with, called a laugh. Seriously, if you're just going to waltz in and spoil everybody's mood, then I suggest that you stop using BoredPanda and just stop criticizing everybody on this Earth.
Load More Replies... Lindsay Ameye 7 years ago
I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
Load More Replies... Luke Barela 7 years ago
Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.
Aunt Messy 7 years ago
A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.
Stephanie Harman 7 years ago
I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol
Alejandra Quintana 7 years ago
these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol
Janette Murray 7 years ago
None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!
James Grey 7 years ago
After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚
Jane Manahan 7 years ago
Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!
Sean Watson 6 years ago
My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."
Jacek Dziembaj 6 years ago
These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...
Christine Donley 7 years ago
some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.
Janette Murray 7 years ago
I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!
Justin Dodson 7 years ago
I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er
phil blanque 7 years ago
I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.
Load More Replies... Candy Goof 7 years ago
You deserve another -1. These kids are clever and should be shown to the world, for people to have something you must be unfamiliar with, called a laugh. Seriously, if you're just going to waltz in and spoil everybody's mood, then I suggest that you stop using BoredPanda and just stop criticizing everybody on this Earth.
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