James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife. The anecdotes are short, but together they offer a perfect snapshot of the family dynamics we all juggle in our own lives. Breakwell's first book, a hybrid of parenting advice and satire entitled Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, is due in October 2017. Have a look at some of James and his family's latest adventures below, and be sure not to miss our previous post about them.

More info: Exploding Unicorn, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

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Pi... 1 year ago

I could learn a thing or twenty from this!

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I❤️My cat 1 year ago

😂😂😂

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Hans 1 year ago

If you approach Harry Potter novels with common sense logic, particularly your view of Dumbledore will change for ever...

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Pi... 1 year ago

Omg! this kid is awesome.

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

Well, she won that candy! :)

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Pi... 1 year ago

Together they have a good supply and demand value chain.

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

And the second :)

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Kjorn 1 year ago

social pressure! mens doesn't pressure other men to lose weight

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Amanda Panda 1 year ago

at least she didn't say *Evil Queen*

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John L 1 year ago

Now that's quick thinking on the fly. The kid's going places.

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I❤️My cat 1 year ago

OMG creepy 😱

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Christine 1 year ago

A young woman already!!

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes..AAATAACK of the Killer Tomatoooes!..."

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Hans 1 year ago

Quite philosophical!

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Notchimine Mette 1 year ago

Cool!! :)

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AcousticGString 1 year ago

Okay, lets be brutally fair ... you orgasmed, that was your contribution, your wife did the rest of the work.

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Pi... 1 year ago

Perspective!

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Pi... 1 year ago

You tell 'im , li'll girl!

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Notchimine Mette 1 year ago

LOL!

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Filip Debeuf 1 year ago

oohhh, tough one!

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Hans 1 year ago

Or probabaly just a girl to clever for fairytales!

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Sreejith 1 year ago

ya, may be... ;-)

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Mia Rennie 1 year ago

ha ha ha BURN!

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Heather K 1 year ago

I told my mum something similar. My delivery wasn't nearly as cutely stated, nor was her reply.

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Hans 1 year ago

I cannot help but imagine a snarling toddler.

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Hell yeah!

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Hans 1 year ago

You have to start somewhere...

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Pi... 1 year ago

That....is pretty brilliant!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's 1 year ago

😂 OMG 😂

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

aw

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Pi... 1 year ago

More like Ouché :-D

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Jesus Wäre 1 year ago

*hoses them down in the backyard*

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Pi... 1 year ago

Good manners does a lady make!

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

So true...

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Pepper 1 year ago

The padawan is ready.

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Rachel LI 1 year ago

YOU GO GIRL!

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Lara B. 1 year ago

Wait! Is that a pig in the background?! Please adopt me!!!!

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Jesus Wäre 1 year ago

The calm before the storm

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Pi... 1 year ago

She reminds me of the very literal alien from Guardians of the Galaxy. - Drax the Destroyer.

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Kristin Freudenthal 1 year ago

LOL! She's got you pegged already. You're in trouble!

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Sreejith 1 year ago

she took the better charector ;-)

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

you will never win an argument as long as you live. science!

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Ouch.

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Heather K 1 year ago

How do I click multiple likes?

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

no slytherins in this household

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Koko Sempai 1 year ago

daaaaaaaaawwwww

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rachel smith 1 year ago

Shhh, just enjoy it

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Kjorn 1 year ago

his room was cool!

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

lol true

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Pi... 1 year ago

I like her logic.

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Notchimine Mette 1 year ago

Your floor is very clean.

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Nancy Arnold 1 year ago

I'm a new nana and the word no has already gone out the window and my granddaughter isn't one yet !!

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Chuck Bartowski 1 year ago

She has the right idea!

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Wezboy Zin 1 year ago

Existence is wrong!

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Jaclyn 1 year ago

Catching an M&M on the third try is a big win!!

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

See you in Valhalla :-)

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Pi... 1 year ago

That's right too!

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Steffen Beth 1 year ago

You would think, you would have learned..... But.....

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

don't give up on getting dinosaurs it could happen

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The Bee Kwami 1 year ago

i' on the dad's side for this one

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Blue wolf 1 year ago

Kids, the ones you need to brag to about everything

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Pi... 1 year ago

Fair enough, Ginny.... fair enough....

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

need some aloe vera for that burn?

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Pi... 1 year ago

Of COURSE it is!

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Kjorn 1 year ago

this one needs to go up!

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piggy panda 1 year ago

so that's why babies decide not to walk makes a lot more sense to me than them not knowing?

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

she's building up her immune system

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Ok Ha-Neul 1 year ago

don't reply with k

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Isadora Greenberg 1 year ago

Smart girl!

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

*searches french fry perfume for sale*

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rachel smith 1 year ago

Lol, reminds me of when i got my big brother to get sweets for me when mom said "only a handful" cause his hands were way bigger than mine

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Kjorn 1 year ago

omg! one is missing! Run for your life!

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Pi... 1 year ago

Oh! It's been re- tweeted 1,999 times.... OCDDDDDD

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frederic eeckman 1 year ago

4 weddings and a funeral...

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Katinga Bussel 1 year ago

This happened to my 22 month old on a number of occasions, then he pooped on the just cleaned rug....

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