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James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife. The anecdotes are short, but together they offer a perfect snapshot of the family dynamics we all juggle in our own lives. Breakwell's first book, a hybrid of parenting advice and satire entitled Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, is due in October 2017. Have a look at some of James and his family's latest adventures below, and be sure not to miss our previous post about them.

More info: Exploding Unicorn, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you approach Harry Potter novels with common sense logic, particularly your view of Dumbledore will change for ever...

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's quick thinking on the fly. The kid's going places.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, lets be brutally fair ... you orgasmed, that was your contribution, your wife did the rest of the work.

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Heather K
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I told my mum something similar. My delivery wasn't nearly as cutely stated, nor was her reply.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She reminds me of the very literal alien from Guardians of the Galaxy. - Drax the Destroyer.

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Nancy Arnold
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a new nana and the word no has already gone out the window and my granddaughter isn't one yet !!

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piggy panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so that's why babies decide not to walk makes a lot more sense to me than them not knowing?

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rachel smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, reminds me of when i got my big brother to get sweets for me when mom said "only a handful" cause his hands were way bigger than mine

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Katinga Bussel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to my 22 month old on a number of occasions, then he pooped on the just cleaned rug....

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Ok Ha-Neul
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what i said : children, they're interesting that way What i meant : children can find loopholes anywhere

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Ok Ha-Neul
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

new parents are entertainign i litterally watched one of my friends go this baby cereal expires in 3 months is it unsafe to give it to her ...

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