Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)
Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.
With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!
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Teach your girls to play D&D: father of the year
haha 8ve done that in d&d before. I was granted one of the pups to raise as my companion
An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet. Suddenly (and as a player of 35 years), this makes sense!
Huh... So the "beat them with love" theory has merit! Even the random Dice agree!
There are other reasons for wanting to lead other than being amped up testosterone and needing control and power. A wise thoughtful person may want to lead because they believe they can do their society/company/situation good. They may have the confidence to realize they are gifted in leadership, insight, have ingenious ideas for improvement, and feel it is a responsibility to use that for others.
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This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.
I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...
Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD
Love how kids are quite creative when trying to find an explanation to what they seem to regard as a mystery
And we're not showing our 6 year old girl The Goblet of Fire, cause we think it's too scary.
I was thinking what that middle name could be... Peppa Pippa Pig... maybe.
I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
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Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
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Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!
kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.
A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.
I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol
these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol
None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!
After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚
Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!
My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."
These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...
some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.
I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!
I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er
I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!
really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.
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You deserve another -1. These kids are clever and should be shown to the world, for people to have something you must be unfamiliar with, called a laugh. Seriously, if you're just going to waltz in and spoil everybody's mood, then I suggest that you stop using BoredPanda and just stop criticizing everybody on this Earth.
Load More Replies... I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
Load More Replies... Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
Load More Replies... Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
Pretty much all the comments made me smile. Don't care if they are real or not but a lot sounded like lines the kids would say in Bobs Burgers! But that's not a bad thing in any way!
kids are savage. no filter on that mouth and seeing the world for what it really is.
A friend used to let her three year old choose two outfits for school the next day, then choose one of those in the morning. It made getting dressed for school a LOT faster. One morning, she went into her kid's room and asked why she wasn't dressed, because they were leaving for school in ten minutes. Kid replied, "That was not my plan, Mummy." .... My friend asked, "What was your plan?"..... Kid: "I'm going to eat cereal, watch movies, and cook something." .... Anyone who claims that kids don't say this stuff is an idiot.
I imagine this to be how it was for my mom and dad who raised 3 girls lol
these witty girls!!!!! They sound like there's so much fun in watching dad break a sweat lol
None of these seem familiar to me, and I've been around for a long, long time. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading them and was laughing out loud at many. More please!
After seeing the spoilers for Infinity War, I really needed this! Made my day...I want one of him as a dad and I don't care if they might not all be real...it's all funny as hell and he obviously loves his kids to pieces and that is ALL that really matters💚💚💚
Very entertaining. Hilarious for anyone with daughters, sons, both or have any contact with them!
My five year daughter was watching Mamma Mia for the umpteenth time when she suddenly stopped it and asked my wife, "Mamma, what's a s**t?" My wife thought for a bit and then answered somewhat evasively, "That just means you're mean." "Oh," my daughter said and turned back to the movie before adding over her shoulder, "Mamma, sometimes you're a s**t."
These posts are a riot, but then - completely unwillingly I started to read people's comments. At this point it got depressing...
some of these seem made up, but the "I panicked" line is everything.
I haven't heard any of these funnies and I've been around for a long time. I have enjoyed them immensely, and was laughing out loud many times. More please!
I wish I could believe these. But I know most are made up by a humorous twitter-er
I would NEVER post pictures of my children online for personal gain or recognition. I think it is CREEPY and EXPLOITIVE!!! DISGUSTING!
really? all of these? 100% fabricated? no chance a child could say any of this? tell me, do you have kids? because i don't have kids and i have heard kids in stores just in passing say things like this. heres a story. *little girl walking in candy aisle with a group of older(teens) kids. She turns to her brother* "will you buy me some candy?" Brother: no. lil sis: why not! Brother: because i dont want to. lil sis: you are a fool and will rue this day. *group of girls who are walking with them bursts into laughter, lil girl proceeds to call him a "foolish fool" the rest of the time they are in the store* was it witty? not really. was it funny? sure as hell was. and i saw it personally.
Load More Replies... You deserve another -1. These kids are clever and should be shown to the world, for people to have something you must be unfamiliar with, called a laugh. Seriously, if you're just going to waltz in and spoil everybody's mood, then I suggest that you stop using BoredPanda and just stop criticizing everybody on this Earth.
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