Summer has come to an end and many parents have to deal with the headache of letting their kids go back to school in the midst of a pandemic.

Add months and months of homeschooling, mix it with all the family members staying in for what felt like the longest spring of the century, and combine it with the dark and rainy season which is hanging right above our heads.

What you get is the perfect material for Bored Panda’s monthly compilation of the funniest parenting tweets. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and if you’re still hungry for more funny remarks, brutally honest tweets, and wisdom bites kids have shared with their parents, check out our earlier posts here: July, May, April, March, and February.

#1

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bessbell Report

BorPand8
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4 months ago

Almost 190,000 now...

Bob Belcher
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4 months ago

I really wouldn't be surprised if we're over 300k by year end.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 months ago

Trump in 2013 : Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible. Also Trump in 2020 : As the president of the United States you can not hold me responsible for the inadequate and incompetent way I handled the pandemic, nor for all the people that have died due to that inadequacy and incompetence.

Kathryn Baylis
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4 months ago

Make sure his father (or other male role model) is very encouraging and supportive too—-Trump’s father was the main abusive figure in that household.

AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Who on God's great earth would do a thing like that?

Jaded Queen
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4 months ago

Oh. I could think of a list or two

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Stew Leckie
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4 months ago

Can we just not have political commentary on one subject on bored panda? Makes me want to stop reading them.

Kelly O'Leary
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4 months ago

Excuse me, folks. But President Trump never ordered Democratic governors to put people recovering from Covid in nursing homes. In the exercise of the division of power in a Republic, governors make the decisions for their states, not the president, and ten of those governors acted in concert by placing sick people in nursing homes and thus, raising the number of Covid deaths by 40% (NYT).

Eva Sawyer
Community Member
4 months ago

Clearly someone didn't hug you enough for you not to hate on people with different political opinions.

Richard Klein
Community Member
4 months ago

Only 9k according to the CDC idiots

Brian Hedges
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4 months ago

Absolute Facts!!

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
4 months ago

Stupid.

Kimberly Brown
Community Member
4 months ago

And if you blame a president for 190,000 people dying, I hope your kid realizes you’re a brainwashed idiot

¯_(ツ)_/¯
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4 months ago

i love this mom!!!

Michael Dworkin-Robertson
Community Member
4 months ago

and that's maybe a conservative estimate...it might be more...

Gillbella
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4 months ago

Everyone needs love

CatWoman312
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4 months ago

And rising

Elizabeth Marshalek
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2 months ago

I believe Hitler killed way more than that

Banjo Peppers
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3 months ago

200,000 and counting!

Anna roberts
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3 months ago

And if everyone respected the office and not the man or woman in it, we'd all be better off. But I forgot, respect is not taught much anymore

Linda Renk
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4 months ago

You must watch the fake news.

BUMMERS
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4 months ago

Is there anything that DOESN"T emasculate him?

Sam Cook
Community Member
4 months ago

Yeah, I know, James Buchannan sucked.

Lisa Chambers
Community Member
4 months ago

Yeah you probably should have never had kids.

Steve Barker
Community Member
4 months ago

OMG! Somebody murdered 150,000 people??!!! That has to be a record! I'm surprised you know big words like emasculate. You MUST be a Trump supporter!

HigherthantheSky
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4 months ago

Ouch that's a 3rd degree BURN. Where is the nearest ER?!

Mark Serbian
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4 months ago

... perfect ... !!

ArmyDog07
Community Member
4 months ago

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Carrie Spence
Community Member
4 months ago

If she's talking about the plandemic, the CDC has confirmed it's actually only 6% of those initially reported... do your homework! The vaccine will kill more than that.

Kathleen Clark
Community Member
4 months ago

Yes, num-nuts handling the virus! No wonder people vote for Trump! They can't get this minor distinction?

Sue Hazlewood
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4 months ago

Wow, on point

Caryn Zent
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4 months ago

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He did not kill anyone. that is just stupid.

Bob Belcher
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4 months ago

His lack of action and incomptance has killed many. The fact he has denied its severity and down played it long term affects will cost more lives. The fact that he is literally forcing people into homelessness or bankruptcy or risking their lives and their families lives is pure dictatorship. The buck stops at the top and he is the top. To claim his actions have not killed anyone is pure ignorance. Fuck you and Fuck Trump.

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ArmyDog07
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4 months ago

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Typical idiots blaming Trump for the virus.

Cal
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4 months ago

Not for the virus. For the handling of the virus. It's not biased to look at facts, he hasn't handled this properly whatsoever and people have paid greatly.

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bluechills
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4 months ago

As the oldest of six Id very often be asked to help. I learned around age 5 as soon as I heard my name to run to the closet and hide with a book. By age 8 I had a little library in closet. I thought I was so clever but seeing as I never got in trouble I'm sure my parents were in on it.

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AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Protip for new parents: don't play the floor is lava in the family home.

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Bored Panda reached out to Anita Cleare, a parenting expert and author of "The Work/Parent Switch", who agreed to share her insights on parenting during these uncertain times. Because we’re all trying to make it work at home, in reality, things are not going as smoothly as we’d like them to.

Anita said that for many people, “Not knowing what is going to happen is really stressful. And it makes it hard to plan and get organized—something that working parents desperately need to do in order to meet all our commitments.”

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GirlFriday
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4 months ago

I feel this one in my soul.

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Felicity Lemon
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4 months ago

Do You have a walk in closet???

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Miss Cris
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4 months ago

Keep your mouth close. They can easily guess what's smashed inside and ask for it.

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Since there are no givens about what will or won’t happen in the next few months, many parents find themselves in a nerve-wracking situation. “Schools might be open but they could close at a moment’s notice. That day out with her friends that your daughter is looking forward to? It might be canceled, who knows,” the parenting expert explained.

Anita also said that parents are used to controlling the controllables and making the world safe and fun for our kids. However, right now, there is so much we can’t control. “The only way to get through this is to focus on what we can control, the little things. Small routines and traditions that we do every day or every week with our kids to make them feel safe.”

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Alohababe2011 Report

AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Change the password and set the wifi name to "Should have turned down the music"

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AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Profound. Time for dad to make dinner.

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JessG
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4 months ago

Is 43 old though??

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Anita suggests starting small. “Like always saying goodnight to them using the same words. Making pancakes together on a Saturday morning. Playing a family board game on a Sunday afternoon. Snuggling up for a story together every evening.”

When the big stuff is out of control, “focusing on the little things that make a big difference will make us all a lot calmer, and we will be able to support our children to feel more secure too,” the parenting expert concluded.

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Felicity Lemon
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4 months ago

Lol

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Debster
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4 months ago

Omg dying.

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#12

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AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Guaranteed outrage lol

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AntiNutjob
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4 months ago

Me: *starts spinning too*

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Hans
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4 months ago

Dabgerous. I managed to get into philosophical debates with a three-year old. She had the stronger arguments...

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Felicity Lemon
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4 months ago

Lol

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#16

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Hans
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4 months ago

US educational system in a nutshell.

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 months ago

Because a trusting relationship with your children is based upon a constant surveillance... And no it doesn't help them if they are kidnapped because kidnappers ditch the phone.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

People who don’t like pizza can’t be trusted lol.

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Dragonfruit'nrollerskates
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4 months ago

Life hack- stack your doughnuts on top of each other and call it super doughnut

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Missy Moo Moo
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4 months ago

Having just had a front tooth implant, apparently a significant number of mums have root canals from toddlers smashing them in the face with various objects. Yes my toddler head butted me, I got a root canal, then my tooth got brittle and finally splintered needing an implant to fix

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#21

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True Blue
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4 months ago

"Ah Jimmy that Biohazard suit was to last all term!"

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#22

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Cal
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4 months ago

Kid sounds like a thinker :D

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ADHORTATOR
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4 months ago

my wife is from southern France, and lives now on the east...she still calls her favorite kind of pastry "chocolatine" but here, everybody knows that the correct name is "pain de chocolat" :-)

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Cass
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4 months ago

My mother-in-law taught my husband that the end pieces are poisonous. 50 years later and he will still not eat them.

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Miss Cris
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4 months ago

This man is in all BP tweets. He must be bored, he shold come to this comunity.

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Felicity Lemon
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4 months ago

Are you awake lol

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 months ago

step by step....

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Piet Puk
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4 months ago

Is your son named Buddah?

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Richard Brown
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4 months ago

When my daughter found out about the tooth fairy she chuckled. I asked her what was so funny and she said "Well Dad, I'm imagining you wearing a pink tut and glittery wings prancing about" I'm a bit on the chubby side.

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Valerie G.
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4 months ago

I'm with the four year old, nothing to do with school, just.....life.

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