This Dad Is Sharing Memes To Show What Parenting Is All About And Here Are 40 Of The Funniest Ones

It's not parents, it's dads. "Their little girl is something precious to be protected. A creature they don't fully understand and can never truly empathise with, no matter the depth of their love. Plus, depending on the father, he remembers exactly what boyfriends want to do to girls like their daughter and there's no way in hell that's happening!" (Paraphrased from a friend of mine when his daughter turned 3 and announced she had a boyfriend in playgroup)

Because pregnancy. And guys know EXACTLY what other guys are like XD

Um, because not all boyfriends are full of sweetness and light. And not all girls have reached the stage of being sure enough of themselves to tell the dickheads to go jump instead of being pressured into having sex they don't want ,or doing things they don't want to fit in, or becoming a person they don't like so the guys will stay with them. In a perfect world none of this would matter, but it aint a perfect world. (And yes, this happens with boys too, but sadly society sends much much less pressure their way telling them they have to conform and be attractive to the opposite sex etc, so the pressure is considerably less on them.)

I have 3 boyfriends, not girls :-D

Dads remember what THEY were like at dating age, and are terrified their daughter will meet someone just like them.

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My brother has daughters and I have a son. He told me I have it easier because with a son I only have to worry about one *penis* but with a daughter he has to worry about all the *penises*. I told him I didn't worry because I raised my son right and trusted him to make good choices and if he did the same with his daughters then he should not have to worry any more than I do!

from a Dad point of view, we know what WE were like, even in our good moments. That little brain downstairs ruins everything. PS: My wife is just as bad about our son as I am over our daughters

dads know the boys are thinking & us moms know what a daughter might be willing to do ((hence, i had my 👶🏻 👧🏼 3 weeks before my 17th birthday)) she will be 29 this yr, married with 2 bys and a 👶🏻👧🏼 due in 9 weeks

Dads think that their daughter(s) getting a boyfriend means they’ve practically reached adulthood. They don’t want their babies to be grown so soon

Because dads know exactly how teenage boys think because they used to be the teenager that would say or do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to get laid.

Because those dad's were/knows someone who objectifying their girlfriends and they don't want their daughters treated this way too. Probably.

Teen pregnancy. Bad influences. Have you had to deal w a teenage girl w a crush? I don't have kids... kids are dumb teens are dumb. Don't blame my dad one bit for being terrified of me dating bc I made Terrible choices 😂🤣

Becuae they don't want people to break their hearts, hurt them, or see them grow up

because, (as a boy with a sister), she had a boyfriend at 13, and got pregnant at 15

Because it's one of the first real tests of how well you have parented them up until that point.

Look into the "40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread" post on here and you'll see why. Most of those guys are older then teen boyfriends after all. It's not a matter of how many either. It's a matter if they bring home One of these guys dad may end up in jail or hospital depending on whether he facedesks or Throws the guy out.

I completely agree and this has to stop! It's not funny or healthy at all. First relationships and tentative first loves are demonized and the boys as well.

Most men think with their 🍆 so they think ALL people think like them. They dont realize there our processes and stipulations to follow and put in place according to age for the purpose of teaching their daughters what a good partner is and what they should and should not accept from their potential partner.

One word.... pregnancy

Right? I know my sons are absolutely perfect angels.. . for real.

Oh you will

i wish my family thought like that im not supposed to hang out with boys out side my school

Thank goodness not 3 boyfriends!

Pregnancy

Read up on HORMONES.

For me the issue is "unplanned pregnancy"... The dude can dissapear and simply pay alimony, as a woman you have only 3 choices: a) take care of the child, b) an abortion (which can be traumatic) and c) give the kid up for adoption (which is also a bit f****d up cause u still have to carry it)

They're afraid their daughter will have sex with the boyfriend, get pregnant, and then have their heart broken by that boyfriend.

I think it is part if purity culture...

Exactly. My friend literally got grounded as a freshman for having a boyfriend.

if your passenger was sleeping you could get behind it the wake them up by saying "Look out!"