This Dad Is Sharing Memes To Show What Parenting Is All About And Here Are 40 Of The Funniest Ones

Picked up or inhaled? 😄

Praise your robot vacuum cleaner, and help it build a cardboard box charging station.

This is a pure GENIUS game!!!

My kids too! I'm a proud thirteen year old dad with to kids. Sadly they like each other. FYI my kids are dogs

You may indeed top this when he puts you in a corner and leaves you there until you're 100% recharged.

Absolute joy on both of their adorable faces

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is no color other then the color of those outfits

Really old quote that I still love illustrated here: "Bless the beasts and the children." (Who's slicing onions, doggone it?)

Thank goodness they have different shoes, or else they might have taken the wrong child home!

Genius

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I wish that would work with dogs!

My and my brother were taught dont wake up momma and dad 😂

I'm using this!

Gold.

Every time I see this, it becomes less and less believable.

well he knows the value of his time

I think I just choked on my sandwich! EPIC

Grandma was sick and had to be back for weekly inspection.

Genius! Fears allayed and household chores instilled in one fell swoop!

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!!!!!

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Evil genius. Why can’t I think like this when I have to get my kids to do something

So, when the house needs vacuuming, do you say it is getting "ghosty"?

yeah guys! chill the f**k out! if we want kids we will have them when we're ready!

I don't want kids. I don't hate kids. I do NOT want to be a mother. That sh!t is NOT for everyone and I am not selfish for this decision that I made about 20 years ago. Fight me.

I genuinely don't think I've ever asked when another person is planning to have kids, or tell them time is running out or any of that c**p. I don't really understand why people do. I mean this with all the love in the world but why should I care either way? If you want kids, cool, if you don't, cool, if you want them and are struggling I have the utmost sympathy and respect for your situation and therefore wouldn't put you in a position you would feel pained. If someone wants to share their plans for kids with me I'll happily discuss them with you, but that's a you bring it up type conversation. Having 4 kids I get the exact opposite - if I were to have another you can bet your a*s I'd be getting the "what, you're fifth??" With even more horror than with my 4th. Not happening though, not a chance in hell - my childbearing days are very much behind me and I'm very happy about it

When my mom was sick with cancer, someone said to her in a store "Omg, you're so skinny, must be nice!" My mom politely said, "Well, not really, but thanks?"

I heard those comments right up til I was 42.. then had my first and only child. Now I hear. "OMG...you had a child at 42!" Can't win.

It's a joke .Relax!

Avid Mountain hiker here. I realize this post is probably intended as a joke, and I laughed when I saw it. At the same time, the OP (and some people reading it) might not be aware of all the reasons somebody might do this, so I'm going to take the opportunity to share. I am currently training to climb Mount Elbert, the tallest peak in the Rocky Mountain range. I live in Wisconsin and only get to visit the mountains a couple times a year so a lot of my training occurs at a local State Park, where I hike on casual "5 year old could do it in her clogs" trails. When on these trails you'll find me with my full size hiking pack with hydration bladder and trek poles, though nothing made by North Face, I'm an REI and Patagonia guy :-) The reason is because it is important to train with the gear you are going to depend on on the mountain. It is important so that you are conditioned to handle the weight of the gear, and to get (or keep) familiar with the gear so that when it counts you aren't fumbling around. During my hikes at the state park I occasionally pass somebody on the trail wearing full gear, and I always wonder what they are training for. Sometimes they stop to chat and I've heard destinations including the Grand Canyon, Mount Rainer and other awesome places. UPDATE: last weekend I was hiking at a local state park on a casual trail and I hurt my knee to the point of limping. I was 1/2 mile from the car. I rigged up my trek poles as crutches and made it back without damaging my knee further by putting weight on it. You just never know what can happen or where.

I mean... I get problems if I hike without hydrating enough- not easy for sure, unless you've maintained the lifestyle

Yes, maybe the gear is overkill or maybe there are reasons why he needed those things. I can think of many - hiking sticks are a useful mobility aid for uneven ground, some people need more hydration due to illness, could be testing gear for a longer trek, he’s an inexperienced hiker that doesn’t understand the trail and over prepared (better than underprepared) or it’s just more fun for him that way. Unless he was being a jerk about it it (doesn’t sound like that’s the case) best to just let people do their thing without judgement when it’s something harmless like this.

Don't most trails intersect with other trails? How can you possibly know what other people doing just by passing them?

Absolutely yes! It most certainly is!

Six pack. F.. that. You're amazing, truly. You literally MAKE people. If you transformed into a troll you'd be still awesome. So relax, you're really beautiful.