We all know that it's rude to listen to stranger's conversations, but sometimes they are just too good not to listen.
We here at Bored Panda compiled a list of the most intriguing and hilariously taken out of context conversation which happened in Walmart. Who knew that so many people liked to share details of their private lives while shopping in Walmart?
Scroll below to read these random bits of conversation and upvote your favorites!
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At primary [US = elementary] school a loooooooooooong time ago, I knew a girl who used to eat "Perkin's Paste" by the hot-pink tub!
That's not adorable, that's possessive and controlling. I feel for this guy if he had to deal with this his whole life.
Funny story from the Catholic side of things. We aren't permitted to eat meat on Fridays during the season of Lent. A friend of mine invited the parish priest over for dinner, and without thinking, prepared macaroni and cheese with hamburger in it. She only realized this as she was placing the bowl on the table. Completely straight-faced, the priest blessed the burger-mac and declared that it was fish. Problem solved.
Load More Replies...Squirrel is pretty tasty, don't knock till you try it. It's a family tradition in my family "we live in ohio" to go squirrel hunting on Thanksgiving, before you say anything we still eat turkey but we get that from the store the squirrel for another day
What’s wrong with squirrel? It might not have a lot of meat on them, but they’re great in stew.
Nope. Tastes like squirrel. Squirrel stew is my fave. Almost got to feed some to Gordon Ramsey while trying out for Hell's Kitchen. Broke my leg and couldn't make it to the next step in the process.
Load More Replies...How about you buy her lingerie & she buys you a vacuum cleaner? Then you both have something you want.
LMAO..hope the court case isn't still pending because Walmart security records sound and I do believe she just confessed.
Oooh- I so wish someone would say that to me and then provide the goats :D
From reading these other posts, sounds like Walmart will do that to people!
Depending on the person, sometimes practical gifts are just the way to go lol
More details, please. Was that a man or a woman? Reminds me of the sales advertised in the newspapers where the pants are half off.
Does she mean the backs or necks? Some people use them for flavoring.
YOu can use conditioner to unshrink some shrunken clothing so I hope that's where she got the idea.... but no, honey you can't.
Hope that guy does not have pets. He'd be the type to try and dry his hamster in the microwave!
I can't even... How about we just stop calling it Boy or Girl Scouts- then everyone can be anywhere they damn well please without the specifics-
They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
Load More Replies...They're not bashing anyone. They're making fun of conversations they heard. It's not the same thing
Load More Replies...I wasn't in Walmart, but in school once I heard a girl scream: "I'M A BIGASS LOLLIPOP!"
Today I was at my local Walmart and I was just looking at the headphones, trying to pick a good brand, having a good time and suddenly a worker who sounded like a grumpy middle-aged woman just yelled "MAURICE, GREETING CARD DEPARTMENT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE." Still don't know what happened...
I don’t know about other people but I purposely say weird stuff to confuse bystanders so I’m waiting to see one of my convos one day.
There's too much possibility (probability) that these are simply made up, either by the person posting them or by the "friend of a friend" who supposedly heard them. The chance that most of these conversations actually occurred is slim to none.
I once knew about a couple who had sex in Walmart from a cruise I was on.
Wow! That’s what I call long distance relations!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I pull it because it’s easier to grab things and tout the, in the cart instead of leaning over the front or having to go around the cart. And I can do it without taking up the aisle.
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