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Finding love is probably one of the hardest missions we have on this planet. Ask any fellow millennial or gen Z’er how they feel about modern dating, and the chances are, they will tell you it’s tough.

Online dating apps have surely made the whole ordeal less hassle-free. Just think about it – there are about 75M active users on Tinder right now stretching through 197 countries. There surely must be an infinite amount of matches made in heaven, then, right?

While nobody has an answer to this question, this Facebook account titled “Screenshots Taken Out Of Context” offers some much-needed light-hearted entertainment in the world of online dating. Today we wrapped up some of the most relatable and hilarious posts shared here, so scroll down!

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Zorrrg
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote because it saves me having to type 🤣 myself

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Nupraptor
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Invincible already made this joke. DupliKate and her twin brother, Multi-Paul.

Guido Pisano
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad jokes even before being dad

Luna Crow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we sure he's not already? This may be a sign

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Der Kommissar
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

great thing about identical twins, you only need one photo in your wallet or on your phone

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    un-izzy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a mindset I approve off. i don't think many therapists would though

    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why he is on tinder and not meeting a someone outside and I love it

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......I can understand this.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't people just undestand this.

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bcs I'm in England, it would be a knife for me but Ur my kind of guy! ( If I dated them)

    Eliza Osenbaugh-Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I made a profile on tinder, an acf that has the sole purpose of meeting new people

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    #3

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    TK 421
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss is now cackling his way down the hall. Thanks.

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took him 25 minutes to come up with that line, good though it was.

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is superb, hats off to you sir 👏👏👏👏👏

    Mercyline Sei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks that I don't get it, no matter how long I think about it :(

    A Random Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children used to have to work in factories before child labor laws, usually poor children.

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    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me spitlaugh for real

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    According to Pew Research Centre, a whopping 30% of U.S. adults have used a dating site or app to try and find love. A majority of online daters say their overall experience was positive, but some users, young women in particular, reported negative experiences of receiving explicit messages and even harassment.

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    Today, three-in-ten U.S. adults say they have ever used an online dating site or app – including 11% who have done so in the past year, according to a recent Pew Research Center survey.

    For a few lucky ones, these platforms have helped form meaningful connections. For example, 12% of respondents say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through a dating site or app. This surely gives hope for many love seekers out there.

    Moreover, about a quarter of Americans (23%) have gone on a date with someone they first met through a dating site or app.

    #4

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    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him your number!

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move over Bill Shakespeare, it's this bloke from Tinder's turn to be the best poet of all time!

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you five potatoes for that.

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    #5

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nananananananananananananana?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im laughing too much at this

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy hole in a doughnut! this one is hilarious. younger people might not get it if they never heard the Batman TV show theme tune from the 70s :D

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have "nananananananana" in my head for the foreseeable future.

    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her/him already 😆❤

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy saw the opportunity of his life

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Nana another name for grandma? That's why my nephew calls my mother.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it can also be a name. There was a girl from Hong Kong new to my Grade 5 class named Nana. She did get teased by the other kids for it.

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    TK 421
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke went right over nana’s head. Be kind, she’s not young anymore kids.

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    #6

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    PHOENIX
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might even say that it sounds a bit fishy 🙃

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totes swipe right just to see where it goes.

    Kawazoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We would be so happy You and me No one there to tell us What to do I'd like to be Under the sea In an octopus' garden With you" 🎵🎶🎵

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    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, an a real human. Don't believe my profile.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hello there handsome :) looks like we’re all not Homo sapiens…

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like my perfect match.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, is this Winston Ingram?

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    On the other hand, online dating can be truly daunting, so no wonder that a new phenomenon called dating app fatigue has emerged. The term refers to a sense of burnout people get from using dating apps for a long period of time and not seeing or getting what they want from the interactions they have.

    People still continue using the app in hopes of finding what they are looking for to the point where they are completely tired of searching, and utterly hopeless.

    #7

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious though, good effort.

    PotatoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH, I saw this meme years ago and I just saw the Swedish fish, I've always wondered how they did this picture. 🤦‍♂️

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    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still haven't figured out why it says 21.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there's a trend in Japan for idols and those in similar industries to claim they're perpetually 17 so maybe it's something similar?

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s supposed to be turning water into wine, but it looks more like fruit punch and I like that.

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how much effort he's put into it just for a funny account Pretty cool.

    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The swedish fish and tortillas for the fish and bread I-

    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he turns water to wine he is a keeper

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've only been nailed once" LOL

    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it is amazing. Love the turning water into wine

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture taken right after he walked on that lake behind him

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    #8

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to boop that snoot!

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goodest boy EVER ❤️

    sinead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hang out with this dog for sure.

    Amo Gus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHIBAAAA!! UPVOTE FOR DOGGO!!!

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    #9

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    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. Cheese is a necessity to life. What's everyone's fav cheese?

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have to steal the ‘crow of judgment’

    Katy Cattoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessed are the cheesemakers...

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order pizza without cheese. Share with her. Grate cheese on your own. Pop in the oven for like 3 minutes.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, not being able to share a pizza with your SO, that would be disappointing to say the least.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the Crow of Judgement!

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m dying at the “Crow of judgement”

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    The relationship expert Callisto Adams from Lovehoney suggests managing the time you spend on dating apps. “Setting clear limits on exactly how long you intend to swipe on dating apps can be a great way to manage fatigue. While on dating apps, it can be easy to get lost in a surge of swiping; it is therefore important to take a step back and be mindful of the time you are spending online.”

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    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Help me out?".....girl that was a horrible way to ask him....literally could have said "join me?" And it would have worked

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure it was appreciated, but sometimes a good burn is worth more than plain flirting.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's a legitimate question. Why settle for a dirty irresponsible person?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 LOVE the answer!

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    #11

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    Ben
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not like you call your dad by his first name.

    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha, perfect response - still leaves the open too

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I saw it coming but I still snorted

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    #12

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    Eva Kašu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he´s not that fat...

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. And hey, at least he's honest.

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    Emily M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this guy already.

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a big, greasy burger with that guy. He's funny!

    Friday Van-Defoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ I don’t think he’s fat at all” well played, my friend, well played.

    Legless_snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a truck? Profile pics dont lie

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude is way overcompensating for something.

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I feel that last line every time I wake up

    Lisa McCourt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I am fat and short and I do think I could climb into that truck in any dignified way. Can you bring me back a greasy hamburger though??

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    Adams’ other tip is to not swipe on someone you’d never talk to. “When continuously swiping on a dating app, it can become easy to zone out and lose touch with what you truly want from a partner,” she argues. “This can leave you with numerous matches but none of which you actually have a genuine interest in. Instead, make sure to stay in tune with what you truly desire from a potential match.”

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    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... would just like to mention that I am NOT a platypus, don't believe my profile picture. I am a human, everyone knows that!

    Luna Rue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what a cute platypus would say!

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    Zull&Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!!!!! Wait a minute! That's Dustin's truck!!!!! Does it have its own profile? Is its personality better than Dustin's?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have no truck with such nonsense

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys all have success with truck pictures I end up being told one of two things "I don't date homeless people" or "I don't date financially unstable people" what am I doing wrong that these guys do right?

    Audrey The W3IRD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh Truck got blasted into outer space

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a demon like my profile picture.... I think?

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A real gardener🌱

    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like_ ur hair_ gee thanks_ just bought it_ i see it_ I want it_ i want it_ i got it

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this line all the time. Partner says nice boobs, I say thanks, I grew them myself.

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I smelled fertilizer. 🤔🤔🤔

    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chandler Bing said that in Friends when Kathy cut his hair

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, how resourceful.🤔

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why us ASD folks struggle to get laid,we do not get hints.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly true, I’ve either missed out on hints until afterwards or I’ve ended up being too anxious to even ask for a girl’s number. I’ve honestly only asked for one girl’s number in my life and it was anxiety inducing.

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    Legless_snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, as a crime junkie, I would immediately think that I’m gonna be murdered

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only makes it more likely you'll go. See if you can connect all the dots and stop the killer.

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    Daniel-Teodor Circa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go and find out. This how some movies starts. Some horror movies

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With passionate love making maybe?

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a valid point. People meet up with random people off the internet and could get raped, beaten or killed or all three.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you wouldn't. Vegetables can't talk.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, that was a pretty snap pea comeback

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    BewilderedBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was a rather abrupt change of direction

    Iris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    off topic, but cucumbers aren't vegetables

    Noosh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went dark 👁️👄👁️

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. So dark. I love it. And now I'm worried I might be a psychopath. Ah well.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed I little to hard 🤣

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    Felipe Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't say Holy Guacamole, you're in a toxic relationship

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately he had a zesty way of dipping out before it got to that

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    Isa Reyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be a joy to be around

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy manatee of Galilee, that took a turn.

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoa there buddy, don't you know i’m allergic to manatees?

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    Mr Old School Cool
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m lactose intolerant and so are you

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I say "superduper", my gf just errupts in laughter. She is Polish though. *shrug*

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must lose her s*** every time she’s finishing up a Chipotle order.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to use words like f#$k and sh*t like an adult. /s

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    TXT_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got me in the first half not gonna lie.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was disappointing

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the hell is a fake message generator and why does the world need it?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ye of little creativity, there’s so much you can do with them!

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    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that not all these text exchanges I see on the internet are real? Well I'm gobsmacked!

    COCO puff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling is horrible. ...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cuz it's all in your head doesn't mean it's not real. RIGHT????

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    Felipe Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Do you feel lucky today?

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, I am now a search engine. Which one shall I be?

    eame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does anybody not know what transgender is?

    Gaming Chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People shouldn't be expected to know everything that is currently happening. This guy may actually not know or he may and we never will find out what would happen since the conversation never continued.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes keep going to the edge of the screen...need a new screen protector or phone

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this something where one could say „my sweet summer child“? Trying to learn to speak / write like a native here.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s f*****g funny actually!

    Ghougle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the results are just fabulous!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, like a human search engine!

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    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice comeback but damn she was rude.

    fu yu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredibly rude. But his parting shot was GOLDEN.

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    Little My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So unnecessary to be so rude, good comeback but it must have hurt.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will remember this forever ;)

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me burst out laughing.

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Is this how you usually starts a conversation?” Lmao 😂

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the tenth person say about Dave? Lol

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine out of ten women recommend Dave to a friend because they sure don't want him for themselves.

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one Davo. Shame I can't do anything like that to my name - any ideas for Izzy?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to win my heart in three Izzy steps: (and you put in the steps).

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    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tenth person is the only one that didn’t friendzone Dave.

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would recommend Dave. I just won't be seen in a silly human bikini.

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this approved as his profile picture?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It being a screenshot, that's kind of a pointless question. Not worth a downvote, possibly, so have an upvote.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope the horse uprising is way more existential terror.

    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough they could be a perfect match

    BoredPandaSucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not worried about horse uprisings, but if those fücking gerbils start to revolt, i'm going to.....well sh!t i have to say bolt now don't I.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, Horses have played the long game well. They went from pulling the carriage to being pulled around in a trailer.

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much ambition, ruuunn awaaay

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    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between a carpet and a rug?

    sparkly radish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A carpet tends to cover the entire floor, and be attached. A rug is a smaller price of carpet, sometimes with a pretty design, that is not attached to the floor and can be moved around

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    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A freezer is (a) cooler. (Pun most definitely intended)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A flying carpet occurs in The Arabian Nights. A flying rug occurs in a heavy wind storm.

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is the only word that should have two apostrophes.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work a little harder on your pickup lines, dude.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I kinda like this absurdist humor. I'd give them a date.

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    Isa Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might punch someone who says "If your refrigerator running?" And cry trying to catch it

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh🎶

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the best fries are someone else's fries.

    Felipe Souza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But could I trust someone that gives away their french fries, Ariel? That's the point.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please swipe right, me and my boyfriend need a place to stay.

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is very convincing. I like fries.

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive seen enough, im satisfied

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediate points for the photo

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish that picture of her was a line graph ;-;

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    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is nice.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm twice your age, young person, but you're a thousand times my wisdom and kindness!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That many emojis is it's own big red flag.

    Cypress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the messages you get from people in MLMs

    Luke Wensley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's within a mile. I would be slightly scared.

    Slinkaste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez! These emojis! My eyes hurt!

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to many emojis me brain dying......me ded

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did it auto correct to gorilla...and the wrong spelling too...I wanna know what he's saying about gorillas lol

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he’s using a Spanish keyboard. My wife uses Spanish text and it autocorrects to all sorts of interesting things. Meanwhile, when I try to say “hola guapa,” (hey cutie) my phone always sends “hola, guava”

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey baby, move your elephant body over here 😏 - ELEGANT I meant elegant

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it funnier if I understood the word "hola" in my native language, where this word means naked. So naked baby gorilla.

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that moment, he would have my curiosity.

    TXT_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like gorilla better.

    lazyblackcat_779
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is NO autocorrect. Gorilla is spelled with two L’s. So either this was purposeful, or this person had a horrible mistake that somehow didn’t autocorrect. XD

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    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, oh, the thought's there I guess.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be taken as either 1: He is trying to be kind or 2. She is mental and murderous and he wants to find some cannon fodder to throw in the cage with her as a distraction before he runs away.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had friends go through 2, seems more common than I'd like to think. Also hope it's not 3. He's trying to find someone for her to cheat with as an excuse to break up

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like May is psycho and he doesn't want her to have time to stalk him.

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    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like at my age deez nuts joke shouldn't make me laugh this hard...

    Doug O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like Christmas? Cause I'd like to roast deeznuts on an open fire.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I don't think he's going to get the chance for a third strike lol. Wait to go down swinging though.

    Fuxxy89
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people show you who they are believe them

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the only time Imagine Dragons ever brought a smile to my face.

    Jocie (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deez nuts jokes are too funny i should not be laughing this hard-

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    Liz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s mean. Plus she’s gorgeous. The negging doesn’t work fellas!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to be a big D even if you have a small D

    Tavi “Raptor” Parks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the words of a friend of mine "That was brutal!"

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just mean and uncalled for

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    Felipe Souza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see the Jesus from the other print got himself a match. He's not gonna get nailed again, though.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or she has, you know, no interest in your blah.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1812-1815. Unless you mean the Patriotic War of 1812, better known in the west as the French invasion of Russia which was indeed all fought in 1812. It ended really poorly for the French.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job! Now you'll be rewarded with sex from rando on TInder. Congrats! Please double bag it.

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    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not comfortable with the comment about having a learning disability. My son has a learning disability and is so intelligent when it comes to Math and anything to do with computers. He now is attending university. If you think somebody isn't intelligent there are other ways of expressing it,rather than using learning a disability as an insult

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant rather than using a learning disability as an insult

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrealistic body images on social media make me sick

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    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or am I crazy for actually wanting to take them up on their offer?

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bp will censor r****m but is fine with showing this explicit picture? I feel like I’ve opened up orange Youtube. Blasphemous /s

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $250?! What are you people running that could put your power bill that high?! Mines never gone over $180, and that was with the AC raging all month in the summer.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a world famous Shutterstock super model too!

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep us Americans love “futbaal”

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Nothing suspicious about that at all. 100% 'merican girl right there for sure!

    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to speak Spanish.Look at the wording

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heidelberg is in Germany though

    Ellejaye
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    2 years ago

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    Audrey The W3IRD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no FBI agents pls" that sounds a bit sus

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    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like he stopped it, like any normal adult should

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she’s really 16 she’ll have no idea what he’s referencing

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most US states the age of consent is indeed 17 or 18. Only 16 if there is a two or four year age difference depending on state. And they still account for less than half. Also, federally its 18 & communication across state lines is federal jurisdiction. “Most states the age of consent is 16”???? That’s the most Appalachian or Bayou crāp I’ve read on BP.

    CP
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    I wonder what state this is in. Most states the age of consent is 16.

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bros still a college student, pulling way more than i have after college

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: You look exactly like my FIRST wife! She: First? How many have you had? Me: Well... None... Yet. 😆😎

    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot the jizz and out you iz

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and that's how I met your mother"

    Jon H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a modern day version of Islands in the Stream.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit 1 in child support court.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very cute….I see how he worked that angle well.

    Phoenix the Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least she consented and it is cute and funny

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response: “Good thing you’re pretty on the outside.”

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in full crafting mode right now (AT-AT Driver costume, mouse droid and my wife's Merr-sonn power 5) and watching ESB. This hit perfectly 😂, especially since it's about to get Luke warm 🤣.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, she knows what she likes.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this reminds me of my teen years when you'd be like "oh yeah me too" just to seem similar but you've never done the thing.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I plan to stay vegan all the way until the end of this conversa.....oh s**t. Sorry, have a nice life.

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit that would catch my attention and reel me in!

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    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha love this one!

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, one of the higher ups at pokemon said that this actually isn’t true. However, it’s true in my head canon.

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that’s just a theory! A GAMMEEE THEORYY!

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    TK 421
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexia for the win. At a glance it made perfect sense to me. This is why I reread speed limit signs. 07 seems a bit low for the freeway, and 52 is suspiciously high for a school zone.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation Text 1: would you go out with me if I told you I’m really good at typing backwards? Text 2: you’re stupid just say yes Text 3: on second thought if you can’t figure this out, you’re not intelligent enough for me

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hesitated between "this" and "s**t" in last entry --- both work!

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I don't think it's a good idea to call someone diputs right at the start of a conversation.

    Sydnie Laney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im just good at reading backwards bc when im in stores i read whats on the glass door sign for people coming in, sorta trained myself, i can read backwards fairly well

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O reqd this whole thing backwardsand i know im.ot thst intelligent lol on the other hand you sound like a jerk :)

    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, is there an app that does it? If the person really can do this I am impressed.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moc.esrevertxet.www .txet esrever ot txet lamron strevnoc taht dnuof I etisbew eno si ereh

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sent a text like that when I was blank drunk

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second one "sey yas" checks out

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    Felipe Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never used Tinder, so real question: if you're in a monogamic closed relationship, why use Tinder?

    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll answer you based on what I have seen with one of my female friends who does it: Tinder can make some addicted to constant attention and validation. You can get it for free, anytime, anywhere. It's impossible for a partner to give so much attention, so some folks resort to Tinder to get it when they need it 🙁

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then why are you on Tinder?

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    eame
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candy Crush is a game. I'm tired of gamer snobs. You're a gamer if you like games. Any kind of game.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna go head to head in Tetris???

    Dodomaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why we have to ask

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations you matched a chatbot.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these when I used to use msn chat. I would ask the chat bots ridiculous questions and get ridiculous answers that had nothing to do with my ridiculous questions.

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    Phoenix the Frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is very direct. He just wants to know if she plays f*****g Pokemon

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boredpanda censorship be censoring middle fingers and the word a*s and look at this.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks I just want to play pokemon

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://imgur.com/gallery/8b9XR I typed it out from the screenshot so you wouldn't have to XD It actually IS a pic of a cute cat!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I can't type with my cat in my hands. Duh. What did you think I meant?

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    Felipe Souza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone found true Love. This criminal has a warrant in over 20 countries.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falling in and out of love isn't so bad.

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is she doing that?

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean? Its clearly an invisible car.

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    panther
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just what a bot would say.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed by the ability to balance like that, not gonna lie.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mermaid Woman and Barnacle Girl

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its mermaid man and barnacle boy!

    Loonie Toonie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ITS MERMAID WOMAN AND BARNACLE GIRL!!!!

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok well at least then you found someone with a brain.

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would respond like, “kiss my noble gas 🖕”

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like the show which title begins with Bromine and Barium?

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he's just neon, then. No bonding.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about him after sex while eating food ?

    Daniel-Teodor Circa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sacrifice is big enough when is done in the name of Christ. So why no?

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    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just food please and less of the Jesus thank you

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he wrote it as a joke, I laugh, if it's not a joke, I run.

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm vegetarian, but I'd recommend a bit of lime and dukkah, really enhances the flavour I've been told.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, the place that I eat every day at noon... 🎶

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ever happened to the Miracle part of The miracle of life. This is more sad than anything.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if this kind of humor is what it takes to stop people thinking that the only thing that really matters in a woman's life is having a baby, then fine by me.

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that the couple stays together and that this match is not just a surprise.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no really a surprise if you show the guy before he gets there/s and gross!

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    Daniel-Teodor Circa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling her a 1 while still matching with her tells more about you

    Kennethbush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it was just a good comeback for her being a c u n t

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    TK 421
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing what you publicly did to that horse? You just stay the hell away!

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. She might break it just like she did that horse!

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I hope that horse was OK!

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what does D**k say about that?

    Someone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her horse's real name is richard

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew what mariposa means because I've watched Encanto wayyy too many times. Lol

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you couldn’t even decide on a language? I see why you’re single now.

    mountkilamontanjiro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He meant "quiero tomar tu mano en matrimonio"

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo soy el oso que parece un hombre

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    placed for adoption is usually a voluntary action, unless she was abusing the child, which would mean she would be in police custody following that weekend. Meaning that she just gave up her kid and divorced her husband like a f*****g child

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no idea what people go through, don't assume she chickened out of the relationship or abused the child. There are over 40k foster children in the US, not all of them were abused or dumped. Thanks.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little sus here, ain’t gonna lie. You are 23 and the towers fell in 2001 ? Dude, your punk a*s is twice that age. C‘’mom bro, up your game better.

    Daniel-Teodor Circa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the time travelling rules is no proofs of time travelling. This guy is trying to get killed.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so 2001 minus 23 so thats 1978 so thats it your really 45 lol

    un-izzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeh, I guess it's true when they say they grow up fast.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so glad their response was confusion too. What DOES she mean????

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who is worse in this case, a woman or a man?

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell you who wasn't.. the chicken!

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer “you know a good vet? Because these puppies are sick!”

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    Jesse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP matched with their prof on Tinder, for context

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, professor? I think I got an A. Why don't you consider that as I take some screenshots?

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 slightly awkward is THE understatement

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    Felipe Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda cute when those two people find each other

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it sad to live in an online relationship.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are unable to meet up in real life for various reasons, so interacting "online" is all they may have for the moment.

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, links in the comments of pornhub has taught me enough

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Flag ! Pedo Alert !!!!

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. People get put on that list for peeing in public. Still not a good thing.

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot go near a school or park yet can access the worst types of secure crimes without getting out of bed. Either he is breaching his bail conditions or his penalties for owning devices with internet access are so lame he isn't worried. Both outcomes are worrying and disgusting.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest of your life is going to be bad hopefully

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect answer's , except for number 3, the correct answer is both

    Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zaphod? How you been you hoopy frood?! Still know where your towel is?

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    FourTrenchcoatsInaTrenchcoat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the name covered with a watermelon/long strawberry.

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    Daniel-Teodor Circa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a vegan option for ice cream therefore you could start a debate if icecream is vegan or not

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's vegan but still chooses cheesy but ice cream crosses the line.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not food. It's what food eats!

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 everyone can wish I suppose..

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    Felipe Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She started hard, and still managed to escalate that. Kudos, girl.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm straight but I'd still swipe right.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is a unicorn. attractive, educated and funny.

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    Zaphod_000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it hurt when you fell?... Fell from s****y pickup lines to weird misspellings that don't make any sense

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't.. what? Who is that aimed at? And what misspellings?

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    Carlos
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she saying the Man's not Hot ? lol

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you hun.... but, it's not that big first of all, and second of all you know nothing about anatomy.

    Daniel-Teodor Circa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to start a fakee life date single moms. You will have a family and if you get a job most of your past will be covered.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo baby gonna be born with out a dad if your looking for someone to raise this child