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Learning the ropes of the internet takes a bit of time and a certain level of dedication. Learning what and where to click is only part of it—it’s also understanding the culture, how things are done, security and safety online, all that jazz.

So, you can imagine why it’s an extra bit more challenging for the older generations to stay safe under the radar of the public forum that we call the internet. Once you’re detected, you’re likely to be seen by pages like Old People Web, an Instagram page that’s all about sharing screenshots of old people doing their thing online.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one a lot on threads like this. I have to laugh every time I see it.

AngelWingsYT
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dang sue aint taking anyones s**t xD

Jaya
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Juanita is still right though, it is rude to use 'yell' like this. And Juanita didn't say it in a particularly unnice way either. Sue could have just responded with "SORRY, I HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME SEEING, SO UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION FOR ME", she didn't have to get nasty.

laura lee
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or. Hear me out lol, she could use the accessibility features like zoom

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Tessa
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sue is not having it! 😂

Robert T
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like Sue already.

sturmwesen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how to call one names without calling someone names

DB
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. All caps is rude.

Timbob
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SUE, MAYBE YOU NEED TO SEE(sorry) AN OPTOMETRIST.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned about anyone buying hamburgers from a thrift store. If you want six-month-old hamburgers, there's always McDonald's!

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their fries are terrible too.

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found a few dust bunnies at Goodwill, they make lousy Hasepfeffer

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they serve hamburgers after GoodWill goes hunting.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burrito wraps are misleading, they say fruit of the loom, but have no fruit flavoring at all!

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely wouldn't want a burger from Goodwill, either

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Donna found a burger in the coat she bought there....

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The review came from a google local guide with 69 prior reviews. This was hardly from a guy who did not know his way around the net.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know what Donna actually ate, lol.

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be a little model car, could still be expensive and need a photo if it was a collector's one, not a toy.

    Ryn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …good one! 🤣🤣🤣❤️

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo could have been worse. 👖🍆

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    All memes aside, why is it so darn hard for older generations to use current-day tech? Some stats have been crunched in hopes of answering this question.

    According to Eurostat, 87% of folks over the age of 75 (that’s back in 2018) have never really been online. That’s nearly 9 of 10 seniors, mind you.

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    greenideas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some bad news for you...it wasn't the chicken that gave him chlamydia...

    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he DID get salmonella...what's with the insane rambling at the end? "I am brave. I am strong....."???

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken restaurant was the one thing holding her marriage together. The dreaded Fowl Chlamydia inserted itself into her husband's body, and it ruined everything. Questions of infidelity and the mixing of dark and white meat flew, and they split on heavily breaded terms. Will their breasts ever touch again? Only the wings of fate know the answer...

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    A C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the cluck? 😯🤣

    Jahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is a PETA post. Don't eat chicken it gives you chlamydia 🤣

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's HIS excuse.....

    Norm Gilmore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that's just a word mix up and not something Husband has used as an excuse ie "honest, I caught crabs off the toilet seat"....

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the chicken (censored) licking good though?

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear!- whose gonna tell them it wasn't the chicken that have their husband the chlamydia!

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place nextdoor, you get gonorrhea if you try on their sweaters.

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And covered with grooves.

    Will Rutledge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please name their band Dry Meat To Salty, so the world can keep existing in their reality!

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how people are b**** never know how to spell

    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I...I was talking about the beef jerky you had for sale at the counter!"

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the used chewing gum you picked from the ashtray? I’m sad you didn’t enjoy it more but it wasn’t for sale anyway.

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    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thought that Meatloaf came in vinyl form now.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "Meatloaf's Greatest Hits" doesn't count?

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And meat was too salty, not to.

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    Ashley Schriber
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that everyone votes on these is hilarious.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for "Trying to sell dining room set" and none of you will change my mind!

    cugel.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just typing anywhere, and pushing any old button.

    K Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a Facebook group for deaf/ hoh people and it has a lot of older people in it and their posts are hilarious. This type anywhere and push any button philosophy is so correct. They also are confused by the most basic of technology and seemingly everyday situations. I really do wonder how many of these people actually make it through life alive. Explaining even the most simple instructions confuses them, sometimes doesn't even involve technology. Add in technology (and there is thankfully, a lot of technology out there for deaf/ hoh people) and they're so lost. Many hearing aids are Bluetooth now, so can feed sound from mobiles/ Bluetooth enabled TV's etc direct to the hearing aid. I learnt the hard way to just give up when someone asks what Bluetooth is now. Had too many (mostly conservative Americans) concluding that Bluetooth was going to either steal their thoughts and or private data...

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    Will Rutledge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seven people that voted are heroes!

    Luke H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder which one won the poll

    volcanic_larva3
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I VOTE "HOW DO YOU UPLOAD PICTURE." AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

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    One of the reasons suggested ties in with their age and health—reduced reactivity. Age simply makes it harder to keep up with how fast technology progresses and changes.

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    9% of folks over 75 have serious eye problems and 18% have severe hearing limitations. Considering that phones these days use these two senses primarily, smartphones don’t seem like the best option for this segment.

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    majandess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love this! I'm dying.

    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago

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    Don't, cuz this and many other random questions from random people are usually a scam test if you respond. Same with phone calls and answering machines.

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    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took her over a month to find her own message and reply. 😬

    BM Khalid Hasan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a decent lady who responds to each message in the inbox! :D

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "they" are not friends☹️

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because there is no place to sit at Loretta's house.

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    ScottO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not the real Loretta, I'm the real Loretta!

    Blue Mar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she got reply!

    Londono Sierra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gotta be the worst scumb of a person she's ever had an exchange of words with.

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    Missi Boness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posts on social media gets annoyed when "friends" respond. Yep, that tracks. Lol

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill is super spoiler free.

    BM Khalid Hasan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kris has not been found anywhere, FBI arrested him for breaking other's privacy!

    brittany
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's good omens. Bill is so watching good omens

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    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the Cheetos come already installed?

    Cathy Lemay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying not to laugh. I'm getting over a flu or rsv or some new mystery disease that has made me cough to the point of abdominal muscle pain. Mr cheeto is my undoing.

    Alexa Gomez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also tried to not laugh, but that didn't last very long 😭😭😭

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    Eugene the Jeep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're lucky he didn't post his whole camera roll.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got too much time on his hands

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This the UK. They're cheesy Wotsits. https://www.walkers.co.uk/our-range/family-snacks/wotsits-cheese

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    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I am crying... tears running down my face. This is the best one yet!

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    There’s also the issue of reaching seniority with leathery fingers, reduced muscular function and cognitive decline, making it harder for them to use touch-screen based tech. It is estimated that there are 5.6 million people who might be affected by this.

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    Casey Horn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… autism totally didn’t exist until the later generations… jesus f****n christ..

    K Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autism has existed for a long time, it's just we have much better awareness and diagnosing nowadays. I got diagnosed at 33, I had been autistic all my life but being female, I was incredibly good at masking. It was only working with children with autism that made me see I was autistic and did a lot of masking (like many woman/ girls do) and then took years to firstly ask to and then to get tested finally. Doesn't mean I wasn't autistic until I was 33. Many people go decades without realising that they are autistic, especially if they are very good at masking. It's awareness that finally allows them to see what is going on and the more awareness the more people seeking diagnosis and getting it. Same with many conditions like ADHD, ODD, dyslexia etc years ago these people were labeled naughty, stupid, disruptive etc and failed. More awareness means they are getting correct diagnosis'.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate of yellow is surprisingly common among us Autisticts. I won't have any yellow flowers in my garden. It is very triggering. I think above is extreme but I respect it.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it would make it easier if I told you the yellow on your screen is not actually yellow, but a mix of red and green pixels that fools your brain into thinking it’s yellow? :)

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    BM Khalid Hasan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you are a good person, I just said f** you to alert the dog so that he cannot pee on your legs!

    Justin Rogers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could do everyone a favor and just not. This is the problem with people, rather than move on they are compelled to ruin everything for their gratification

    Justin Walsh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow Lives Matt... wait... I'm not starting another riot spree.

    Kelly Hartle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how she handles traffic signs.

    Neat Hicks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has is Autistic and has ADHD. He was diagnosed at 54. Our 23 year old daughter is waiting to be tested.

    Mediocre Genius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the evidence that this is an "old" person?

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    out of respect ... post no banana 4 comparison

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    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t how this is a fail, Mariah’s always telling us what she got every year 😂

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: only heard this song 21 times in the six weeks before Christmas. Last Christmas, on the other hand, stood at a whopping 84! Just because it’s a different artist DOESNT MEAN ITS NOT THE SAME DAMN SONG!!!!!!!! Rant over

    Aim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Vivians new wheel chair and Mariah's new house

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    VioletHunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of idiot "friends" their grandma on social media and then posts c**p like that?

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's a pretty hilarious way Grandma reminded her of her presence!

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an "old people fail"

    Laura MG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be funnier if Gramma had posted that

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🍌"Nanna" in for the scale.

    Michael None
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her grandmother just wanted to give her some advice on the time honored tradition of privacy. Or perhaps she might have been concerned about a future employer seeing this post. People need to learn to keep their lives off social media. Who TF wants their business out there like that. It's trashy.

    BarkingBunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg.. I would be dead, or want to be.

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    Health issues aside, handling new tech is a challenge in and of itself. It is reported that around 77% of seniors would ask for assistance when trying to learn how to use a smartphone or tablet.

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    Besides that, 56% of those who do use the internet say that they would need help to connect with friends or family by means of social networking platforms.

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    Cactuar Jon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, my mum has that mirror! :O

    Xxxzyyy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a big head, like in South Park.

    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had a frame like this. Not my style.

    Bloom
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    1 year ago

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Edith you mucky puppy, I see your hot Nigel pics and raise you by tepid Boris shots

    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, Edith...because of "the weather"

    Liam Walsh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are definitely none of Nigel 'sexy hot'!

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't apologise, Edith, it's good for the young to see there's still oil in the engine.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't often make vomit gakking noises but I'm willing to make an exception in this case

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that googled him?

    Mila Sliacka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I googled him too, but could not find any hot pictures of him. Which is a good think I guess…

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't ever feel embarassed for being attracted to another adult, regardless of whether other people find that person attractive or not. Feeling attraction is a wonderful feeling, let's celebrate it instead of shaming and judging.

    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edith totally messed up the first two rules of Internetting. 1. Learn how to internet. 2. Search for pictures of hot guys.

    Tessa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why add “pics” ? 🤗

    Sue Ellen Jensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just hilarious she thinks she can just type "delete" and her tweets will magically go away. Just a couple weeks ago I had to convince my dad over the phone that his keyboard had an "ENTER" key so he can send me a list of groceries, not a paragraph. "I don't think my keyboard has one of those." 🤦

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obv happy to help his wife by modeling her handiwork.

    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know that I'd go as far as 'happy' based on his expression! Willing maybe.

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    Zaphod
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The California Highway Patrol changed their uniforms.

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what I thought as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHiPs

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the dad who models all the garments his daughter crochets. It's really sweet. She made lots of crop-tops and he wears them, too. So proud! And not to be shamed at all!

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a Christmas tree skirt would fit better

    Jo Chapman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh. Once I found myself owning an old but gorgeous mink coat, but in good conscience I couldn't wear it. No nibbles ... then I photographed husband wearing it and put our plastic pig lawn ornament in the pic. Sold within the day.

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a ponch. Not a ponchO, just a ponch.

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    Generally speaking, the elderly have more trouble mastering new tech compared to younger generations because of their lesser frame of reference that would enable them to take in new information.

    This is made even worse when health issues kick in forcing social isolation. Because if you can’t go out and see the world, you might just not really get what things happening outside are.

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    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks gorgeous now.

    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maureen, glass houses love. And Denise looks bloody good in both!

    Fraxinus excelsior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Maureen's picture look like she's on an older ladies dating site, the sort that charge £2.00 plus your standard message rate?

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maureen just recently got her AmericaOnline CD to load.

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    Fynne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true grandma

    Mediocre Genius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently how you look is more important than your health.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a drunk Cersei on the left.

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    AngelWingsYT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a story here n im all for it

    Ellie Ahmed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seniors groups have all the drama. I once picked my Nan up after a day trip with her group and she spent half the car ride telling me about how "Lill is a whore because Graeme used to give me his 20 cent pieces if he got any because he KNOWS I've always collected them but now Lill is and she flirts with all the men so they all give HER their change". I never met Lill but I will assume she wasn't actually running some nefarious black widow scheme to get at 20 cent coins. Probably at most just enjoying some attention and the chance to be a little flirty again as a widow. My Nan was an absolute crabby diva in her final years, but I miss her every single day

    Tessa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regards though, staying polite!

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The regards part got me. Staying classy!

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    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't leave us hanging, Phylis. Dish it out, girl.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centrelink?..Centrelink?... I'd like to report a MuckyPuppy in progress.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cmon, Phyllis did that on purpose. I bet she just plays at being tech illiterate. lol

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a serious threat! (Centrelink is the government payment service. Pensioners etc will get their payments reduced if they are a couple)

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn are you serious?! 😱🫣 In the States we call it Social Security, but you gotta be married to reduce your benefits! Hooolllly COW Phyllis really is savage AF 😅

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    Jahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 no. He is not okay. But he tastes great

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some pickle spears too mmmm

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me it is not Harley Brisket

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Grandpa knows that brisket is more important than bothering people, asking them to beg in their imagination for favors of any kind.

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    celeste hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when life gives you lemons and all that

    Istvan Kozak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now we know what happened to the dog 🥙

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    It’s not really the elderly people’s fault, though. Nobody chooses to get debilitating illnesses in the first place, but it is also important to note that technology isn’t tailored for seniors to begin with.

    Just think about it: touch screens, passwords, usernames, menus, user interfaces… all of this is new, physically and (or) mentally hard to overcome without feeling overwhelmed by it.

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    KitKat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 I'm a little teapot, Short and stout 🎶

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Here's my handle, here's my spout.🎵

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    Fynne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just happy to see you

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the same gentleman that modeled the croqueted poncho?

    Lorna Morley-Medd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Croqueted?! As in croquet, or croquette? Crochet is something else 😄

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a lovely teapot, short and stout. There is his handle. There is his spout. When he gets all steamed up, hear him shout. Just tip him over and pour him out.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so disappointed with that ride when I finally got there.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They scare grown a*s adults also.

    Jahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😨 Are they real? WAIT! Don't answer that I don't want to know. 🤥

    Cathy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know too.. Wait! I do 😳😞

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    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to very hard to convince myself it's felt art work or such 😢

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that somebody didn’t really taxidermy their dogs like this!

    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the heads, so they didn't taxidermy the whole dog

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    Kim Landfather
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This…..this CANNOT be real. If it is, holy c**p.

    LA Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always though it would be hilarious to have my head mounted like a deer on a plaque with an arrow through my head with a big crazy Jack Nicholson in The Shining type grin. Like the old Steve Martin bit but EXTRA.

    Transylvalleygirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud ... and I'm concerned about that.

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    ScottO
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually quite a good shot

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vintage white wood. Reminds me of my last boyfriend.

    Raw pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else try to swipe to the second pic

    Jupittance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole class of photos on eBay called "teapots," the name prompted by one listing photo of a shiny teapot photographed by a naked person.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oval Picture of Grandma Poppin' and Lockin'"

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    It’s not to say that there aren’t solutions to these problems. Much of it is unheard of because of how niche the segment is, but there is tech that is simplified and adapted for use among seniors.

    Komp is a great example of a one-button computer that would not over-complicate things but would still allow for things like photo sharing, messages, video calls and such.

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    Fynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should get at least 2 of those checked out

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blood pressure is the least of concerns clearly.

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that's all you have that's high?

    Mark Fergel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know the source of your high blood pressure.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee I wonder what president she loves.

    Who Am I?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wth are those children of the corn off brands in the background

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO SHE JUST CAN'T SEE HER TYPING AS PER THIS LIST

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    Ben
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how old that status is.

    LA Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am embarrassed for this simpleton.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the second commandment in any American "christian" Bible: love thine president as you love me. Fùcking morons! 😒😒

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf the Bible does say that, about loving your government as you do me. That's kind of how Christianity spread

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    Bored Batgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sexually abused his 17 yr old student." I fixed it for her. Affair implies a consenting relationship between adults. A 17 year old child cannot consent to a relationship with their teacher.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying it's right (the teacher/student power imbalance makes it especially sketchy) but the age of consent is 16 or 17 in most US states and many other places in the world. So legally, the student likely can consent, though it's still wildly inappropriate.

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    Sarah SH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody wants attention. “What’s your favorite restaurant?” … “I can’t go to any restaurants after I found out my husband…”

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he take the books with him?

    Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't necessarily from an old person.

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my hubby and I were 42 after 20 years of marriage (we're still together at 49).

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    Ben Dreyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you did gain the book of knowledge.

    Istvan Kozak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that was my favorite book too. Lol

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    BM Khalid Hasan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever you say anything, explain it!

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jean I was watching the crown

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    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you updated it every time you started watching something new, it'd be a good reminder 😁

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always include your password when posting your name ... common sense, common etiquette.

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    There are other ways of helping older folks with tech, though.

    If you’re taking on this feat yourself, then start off by explaining the benefits of technology. And once the ball is rolling, be patient, explain the concepts in simple terms (find analogies to older tech) and walk them through it as they try it out for themselves.

    While this means you’re doomed to be tech support for them, it’s for a good cause.

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    Daddy’s Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for this one. Being new to panda, I’ve had to look up a lot of acronyms.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel bad. I've been on here for quite a while now, and I still had to look-up some acronyms or ask my husband such as this one.

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    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon this is an oldie who's seen their kid use the abbreviation and asked about it, only for the kid to tell them this BS answer.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one, please someone explain?

    Aedonia Nightsong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DTF means "Down To F*ck" usually. At least that's what comes to mind first.

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what did they think it meant?

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what DTF is either. But given the reply, I'm guessing it's Down To Fück.

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My God. I had to look it up, too!

    Amanda Hunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked it up, oh how funny!

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    Nikki D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I join this group?

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FB really needs to make that Leave Group button bigger

    Aaishi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Done 👏. But I don't find squirrels offensive

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't this mean that they joined the group tho?

    Faye Drewit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My squirrel does that sometimes

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't be in the group? lol

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen an ethnic group widget on Amazon, wtf is she talking about?

    Lady B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has probably got her language set to Spanish

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    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you're ignorant and racist without saying you're ignorant and racist.

    Realist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I speculate her language on Amazon might be set to Spanish. But, maybe not?

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    Anxious Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have encountered the following: Traveled to a different country. Amazon Prime (streaming service) switched the default language to that countries language. Which I didn't speak. On return to home country you'd think it would switch back. Nope. Same for Amazon Prime (shopping). Also encountered a similar issue using VPN. Easy enough to fix, but you have to either know how to, or spend time looking for answers.

    Anxious Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, I need to add, my first PC had an 8088-2 CPU and a pair of 360kb floppy drives.

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    Aaishi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by any chance this is true 😂

    JE
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally get ads on streaming services in Spanish even though my system has never been set to Spanish. Maybe that happened to her and her racism translates the entire Spanish language into being Mexican?

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    If, however, you’d like professionals to take on teaching your grandparents a thing or two about tech, consider enrolling them into a class. Senior centers, community colleges and some nonprofits offer these and provide all of the resources necessary to learn all things tech. As an added bonus, they can do it together with their peers, socialize, and be reintegrated into social groups if there was a problem in that regard.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot going on there. I don't know where to start.

    Crazy Stay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder why BP didn't censor this ?🤔

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the hoe hoe hoes live.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she announcing/surprising that she gave him all the above? Lol

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy the gift that just keeps on giving

    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoe Hoe Hoe??? Apparently Joyce has unique ways of celebrating the season.

    Ben Dreyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa's 3 girlfriends - hoe, hoe, hoe.

    Marilyn Slater
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That msg is pretty bloody callous!!! I could better understand Joyce's msg & sentiment if Martin had a urinary tract infection.

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically enough essential oils poured on your keyboard, it will be like you logged out

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they're saying cover yourself with coconut oil and you'll just sort of "log" on out of FB

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's called Sammy the Button, but I hear he's pretty expensive.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I don't do 'work', but I know someone who does...

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    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You type their name followed by “delete” in a comment, obviously

    Bremusa4u
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. My mother has me do this at least every couple of months. The funniest part is that the people I've to delete are the same one I'd deleted once before.

    Leekier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t really report people jus because you don’t like them; if that were possible there’d br no one on there at all🤷🏼‍♀️

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    So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Have elderly relative tech stories to share? Do so in the comment section below!

    And if that is not what you’re into, maybe check out more from Old People Web and maybe consider taking a peek at another listicle of ours on the same topic.

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her: that's 16 packs of butter she's not carrying around with her any more - enough to make anyone feel elevated. Good luck to everyone (and me!) resetting their eating habits after the Christmas overload.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost them, I found them. They are mine now and you will never see them again.

    Hassan Yazdanpour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and I'm flying to heaven right now. Hope God will be there

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    Ruivo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we don't know the full story, maybe Harold is the taxidermist responsible for the dog heads a few entries ago and likes to share that on FB. I would've blocked him to. And billed him for the eye-bleach.

    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What posts take an hour or 2 to recover from? I have to see those posts! Harooooooooooold, where are youuuu?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harold done been harked.

    Istvan Kozak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you it'll be great not having a hysterically deranged woman who clearly has problems dealing with the simplest stuff

    BarkingSpider
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. Taking hours to calm down from reading a person's post is whack.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have someone like that as a friend to begin with?

    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a maga relative disappointed their distant cousin is a commie posting stuff about gay marriage or affordable health care. I had some of those policing my facebook page until I hid my newsfeed from them

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    JE
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is fair feedback.

    Oddly Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to guess what Harold is posting? Things I've been unfriended for- anti religion, and anti US politics.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop! In the name of lust. Before you show me your stuff. Think it o-o-over.

    Fynne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point you should just quit your job and become a cover artist

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    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, your profile picture caught my attention. You seem like a lovely person to have a chat with. I am very interested in hearing more from you. Please add me as a friend and message me! (or something generic along those lines, always sad when people really reply to those bots/scammers).

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, Debbie, I thought you wanted to be my friend! 😭😭😆

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    Daddy’s Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely concur. So tired of those guys trying to proposition every woman on Facebook – and men too.

    Demosthenes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that’s nextdoor and it’s not a joke, women of all flavors frequently suffer sexual Harassment on the platform. Humans suck, I guess that’s “comedy gold”?

    Chonky_not_stonky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I feel for Julie. Bummed to see it doesn't go away with age.

    Ben Dreyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP!....... in the naaaaaaaaame of love

    Jo Chapman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julie's getting more internet action than most of us single women out here

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for unexpected burials

    Lynn Drew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why can't I sell my garden tools?!" "I recommend spicing up your pics a bit" "Ah, right, gotcha. I know just what to do"

    Tessa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very curious how this went, would she be in on the joke or would this be a serious attempt to show the size of the tools?

    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows Grandma for scale. What, you had no bananas?

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if Jane's supposed to be a hoe or just a tool, but I hope she's on the joke...

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we appreciate that she has great legs for an older lady.

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    Tessa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are having fun!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is selling the stray family he found on the street. Found to out, they cost too much to feed and not even house-trained 🤣

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circulate Family Portrait for free! Life hack - ACHIEVED!

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma rate the translation a 3 outta 10

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're just jealous because you're not a cat in the middle of the beautiful.

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    BunnyofDoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming this is translated from portuguese, so she meant "I love nature, look at the beautiful waterfall, I'm sexy in Bonito". Cat is a slang for being sexy/hot/pretty Bonito means beautiful and is the name of a city in Mato Grosso do Sul/Brazil. Eu te amo means "I love you".

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a memorial pamphlet at a funeral.

    acdocgirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a symptom of early stage dementia?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Trump eagle. There’s an f*cking eagle with Trump’s head on it in his background! Debra’s a smart woman.

    Andrew Dunford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I Wonder Why?!? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤪

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Debra is having the time of her life. Good! :)

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Funny Old People" said the post title. Buck is 57! I turn 57 this year so I guess this is proof I'll be old.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debra, you made the smartest decision. Kudos!

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debra was smart. And everyone else who avoids this chimp.

    Jupittance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Trump eagle dropped a load on Buck's head.

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    VioletHunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just brown *eggs* she dislikes though...?

    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably doesn’t see color if you ask enough questions

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    Con O Cuinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not convinced white eggs exist. Only ever seen them in American TV and movies

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many different shades of eggs. It depends on the breed of chicken I think. Some of my mum's chickens produce very brown eggs, others much paler.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ..... "Death...the great equalizer"?

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lynda don't be an egg racist

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it! When you break two eggs and place them together in a pan they look like b00bies...🤪

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown eggs do taste better. And the yolk is usually a darker orange.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just a matter of where you buy your eggs. Brown eggs may be tasteless and white be delicious.

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    catherine todd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great comment and comparison. Needs to be shared, recognized and believed!

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how the actual f**k did this guy upload 1 and a half million photos of himself??!

    Luke H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder at which number he turns the other way

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every online dating profile

    Skip Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't internet servers taking up too much physical space nowadays? Maybe we should ban this guy from the internet

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    Jahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about couch dancing while covered in mustard?

    Justme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard couch dancing … Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch comes to mind.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the situations the senior citizens get themselves into😂 completely unexplainable! 😅

    Nikki D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really can be. My dad was walking around with no pants. The exchange went like this: me-what happened to your pants? Him-thats what I'd like to know. 10 years later, haven't found the pants. Boggles me to this day.

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    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couch dancing with mustard in the conservatory.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect...MARY dancing on the COUCH with the MUSTARD!

    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I DONT GET IT

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm unfriending them, then I'm only here for the mustard dancing.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colloquially meaning.... "squeezzin' da ol' cushions"

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    Lily Freeze
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a sentence Duolingo would ask me to translate.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hell are these from? Is this some FB thing, I jumped shipped years ago

    Phyllis Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! This is Facebook. I only came back to sell on Marketplace.

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    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The final text seems like a threat😳

    Kerensa Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I ask (as a brit) why do Americans call Spaghetti, noodles? here they are quite different things

    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samara Morgan talking to her grandkid.

    majandess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been... 10 days since you texted me. Telling me about your dog in a story...

    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO NOT GET IT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

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    Istvan Kozak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly rabbit count chocula tastes great!!!!!!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 Nights at...Chuck E. Cheese's *SHUDDER!*

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    thea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when I don't know how to reply so I just send a random pic from my camera roll:

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks lovely. Welcome at my house any time.

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    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Adam was the one sending those squirrels to that bloke in another squirrel post!

    Tessa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an honest and polite review, he took the effort of leaving feedback, love it. 👍

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather see a photo of the squirrels, TBH

    Imma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how he looks when he is sad if that is hes "happy face" :)

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adam doesn't look too happy. He has that, "let's just get this over with and done," look.

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say these photos are what online dating is like over 50. I've given up.

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    Weasel Wise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't take care of the one thing I need to consume foods like I should be able to. RESPECT ME CUZ I'M YOUR ELDER AND THAT MAKES ME WISE!"

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know how tall the ladders are. We need the lady from the other one here lying down beside them for scale.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each step is one banana high. Just do the math, duh

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    Eugene the Jeep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be in the photo of the ladders holding his phone with the photo of the ladders holding his phone with the photo of...

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    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green Giant sells celery?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jo Ann is right. Jo Ann does not like to be fed the party line.

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    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Jo Ann aware that celery grows in dirt?

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will his spleen fit into the vase?

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: He should've gotten the spleen checked out earlier. Those are his remains.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That yard is lacking in grass. Has it been reseeded recently?

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that's Baldism and I won't stand for it! ;)

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    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that purple background!!!

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he comes with basic DIY skills, that's a bargain.

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verbally or physically? 😂

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :-) Nice. Let's face it, even if you win a physical fight, you still get punched. And if you win, you just beat up an old guy, no matter how tough he is. But one look at him, and you kinda wanna point out that Donald Trump didn't do anything permanent to fight illegal immigration. (That way, either side he's on, he's still fighting mad.)

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    James Monroe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contact me Tony, this will make for a good passive income stream

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is selling a bridge?

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was partying with THE Ringo Starr! (Yup... Blue check!)

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the meme being a literal member of Queen and a legend is funnier than the comment.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what is wronghere. Seems to me that candycrush sent him a suspicious link and he decided to block them? I mean, sensible. I'd block them.

    Cursed Girl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun thing is that he is the guitarist of Queen, the man is old ,sure, but still 😂

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Beanie baby prototype is incredibly rare

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, we could make a coffee table book of all the inadvertent old white men selfies

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    Kat-Renee Kittel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually they say I'm interested send me your phone number because they want to hack into your account.

    Sarah Suelzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    ƒιѕн
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Come on, Eileen Oh, I swear (what he means) At this moment You mean everything You in that dress My thoughts, I confess Verge on dirty Ah, come on, Eileen 🎶

    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people 'round here. Wear beaten-down eyes sunk in smoke-dried faces. They're so resigned to what their fate is...🎶

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    Spocks's Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Ringo pictured when it's a George Harrison song?

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! So now "funny old people" include "funny old Beatles."

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was George's song - not Ringo's. Geez.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mid-day darkness fell over Sodor... (Ringo did more than just drum for the Beatles; he was the narrator for several seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine!)

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    Tessa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same vibe as the Cheetos guy 🫣

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how OnlyFans channels get started, isn't it...

    Kat-Renee Kittel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I'm camping inside the stove and when you open it, all you'll see is me.

    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to ask where the knobs to the stove were... but then I saw his picture.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly ever used for hazardous materials storage. You can trust Cletus, I mean, look at him. Trustworthy.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a town name from the UK. Barles-on-Tyne. Something like that.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you those barrels come pre-filled with bodies.

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy them all and get a hernia for free!

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    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jehovah's Witnesses will be right over.

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if the Scientologists get there first.

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, he’s cute looking. Hope someone gives him a good home.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, but I don't think he's old.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Record wins across the country... the Green wave has arrived" is a very sensationalistic post for a party with 4 seats.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that! I vote for them, for all the good it does though...

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    JoNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I like Australia, but South Korea is good too.

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like both kinds........Country and Western

    OutspokenHBW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my country like I like my hip-hop: about killin' cops and spouses.

    2WheelTravlr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is David hitting on himself? I believe so.

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow he didn't age well, looks more like 65-70.

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farmers tend to be high mileage, to be fair.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way is he 50 or 6'6". Hope the woman of his dreams is blind.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell his height from the picture?

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    Crazy Stay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There is nothing wrong with falling in love"- wise words of. Han Jisung

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shrimp scampi? I thought scampi just meant shrimps in italian?

    Skeeter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does, but according to Wikipedia for Scampi, "The term "scampi" (sometimes "shrimp scampi", particularly in the United States) is used for a food that includes various preparations of certain crustaceans, such as Metanephrops, as well as shrimp or prawns. Scampi preparation styles vary regionally."

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    majandess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having an asthma attack!

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    majandess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just leave this one at #69.

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    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn they must have been some scary hot chilli peppers 🌶️

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those chili peppers are so hot, they became sentient and are staring at the photographer...

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    SirWriteALot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't mormons prohibited from using technology?

    ExRoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your confusing them with the Amish.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, stuck the letter M in that last word

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    Nurichwersonst
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no pain you are receiving...

    George Hylands
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the voices in your head all agree you are not crazy, you should believe them.

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago

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    Logicgrrl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same guy who was drinking the flavored tequila?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much Marijuana, so much munchies, too stoned to not be full of jibberish

    Eugene the Jeep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marijuana is legal in many places now..

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your grandkids hook you up with a dating app?

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering where the light shines out? Every time she opens her mouth?

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we've switched to old white women now.

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a secret. Granny ain't telling.

    Miss Cellania
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone is full of messages like this, without the ? because my kids know I will call or email with their request, which takes way more words than my fat fingers can type on this tiny phone.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm, looks very much like my sleeping bag that was stolen from a party in Enfield in 1989.

    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless this is a Gibbon holding the sleeping bag I think the "fun" part is how far away the hands are from the feets , don't get why this is in that post tho

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    ExRoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That place is a mess!! Would you buy the sleeping bag?? 🤢

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    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a good album cover.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna hear what those speakers there got to say

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    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replace my sinks every time there's a clog, I see nothing wrong here.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the custard has something to do with why the sink is clogged?

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    Auri
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... there's another photo that BP didn't add lol - https://www.instagram.com/p/Cia54g0vjrh/?igsh=M2NsdjF5ejRkaW93

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless him. After some of these photos, at my age it's nice to see a man who's still taking care of his appearance.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steven Seagal is looking for hair dye.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no thanks, I am pretty sure it is not sanitary, based on the previous owner's appearance.

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    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-American here - would those be the ingredients for chowder?

    Dfr1159
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like ingredients for a shrimp boil

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    Imma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing with fire, it usually burns (at least almost) everything down eventually.

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    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmad, when you didn't like any of your presents.

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    The Other Ben
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail Marty, full of grace. The lard is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst wholesale chain stores, and blessed is the fruit of thy...produce department...probably.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Marty, mother of goods, provide for us consumers now, and until the hour of closing, Amen.

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    Cassidy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand that style of person

    Sue Ellen Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I sold flooring I saw a one-star review of a carpet because they didn't like the color.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "before" picture. They forgot to post the one "after."

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just just hear this guys saying "youse" as the plural form of you.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say 'Youse'. It has 2 meanings; 1. A replacement for 'You's [you is]'. 2. A plural of 'You'. Not only is it acceptable English where I grew up (Ireland), but actually taught in school. And hey, it's in the dictionary as such!

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    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows something is wrong with the table.

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