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If you don't have your own Netflix account, you are probably using a friend or family member's to access the popular streaming service. But if you don't watch Netflix at all, who even are you and what are you doing with your weekends?
To illustrate what you're missing out on, let's take a look at the Facebook page "Netflix Memes", a fun online project with nearly 550K followers that perfectly describes what having a subscription to this platform is really like.
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A.M. Pierre 3 years ago
IIRC, it was only stopping main programming being quiet and then commercials being ear-splittingly loud and not about the sound within the main programming being consistent.
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Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
I know right! My life changing invention would be a tv that you can fix the maximum volume. Not the number, the actual decibel.
An Co 3 years ago
Worst offender are the obnoxious Kevin Hart commercial where all he does is scream.
Kate Jones 3 years ago
it happens with some channels with commercials, too. We'd be watching a movie then a commercial comes on that's at 10000x the volume. Would wake everyone in the house up.
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Then there's the movie Annihilation. Its volume was so low that I had to turn up my computer's usual 30 to 100% AND sit within 2 feet just to hear most of the dialogue.
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As funny as these memes are, I think the mood at Netflix is a lot more serious. The company is taking a beating on Wall Street. Shares of the streaming giant have plummeted 52% since reaching record highs in November 2021. So far, 2022 has not aided the slump, with the price down a whopping 45% year-to-date.
"The concern is the growth outlook," Dave Heger, Edward Jones senior equity analyst, told Yahoo Finance Live, citing the company's disappointing subscriber outlook as a catalyst for the sell-off.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
This is why all book adaptions need to be shows instead of movies that end up cutting out 50% of the book.
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
The producers should have to consult me prior to casting. I assign all of the parts as I read the book. It's absolutely disgraceful how often they make the wrong choices.
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Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Well, with episodes, you have preset potty breaks where it pauses without interrupting a scene.
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Ann Coffman 3 years ago
And oh so relatable. He did an interview where he talked about having depression.
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Diedre Barlow 3 years ago
A new guy at work looks quite like Mark Ruffalo. He's really laid back and friendly too. Rather that than he Hulk out and smash up the place.
April Bittner 3 years ago
I love Paul Rudd finally "fan boying" behind Mark Ruffao. Just as adorable
P. Mozzani 3 years ago
Yes, and he's equally talented to all of the people in the photos, if not more so.
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In its latest earnings report, Netflix said it expects to add 7 million paying members in the current quarter, short of the 7.82 million consensus analysts expected. That would also mark a 27% decline from the 9.6 million subscribers Netflix added in the year-ago quarter, which had been an all-time high for quarterly paid net additions.
Still, Heger pointed out that now might be a good time for investors to buy the dip.
"The valuation is now looking more attractive than what we saw last year," the analyst said. He added that current market levels are providing a "good opportunity to be buying the shares."
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Virginia Stackhouse 3 years ago
Me too - I'm secretly hoping one day I'll know someone and catch a killer.
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Grace Noyes 3 years ago
Peter Thomas's voice is so soothing. The new narrator can't compare.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I am in my 30s and still can't watch gore or torture. Anything else...I'm game. Lol
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Micah 3 years ago
I was going to say this sounds like falling in love with a broadcast network sci-fi series.
Load More Replies... Anne Edwards 3 years ago
Then finding out that absolutely awful show, so bad you couldn't even finish it has been renewed for series 2, 3 and 4.
Naesil 3 years ago
Few of my favorite shows are those that got cancelled, I would have obviously liked them to finish them, but maybe one of the reason those shows have not disappointed me, is because the showmakers couldnt fck up the ending when there is no ending :D
Nyx 3 years ago
That is true. Like, I loved Supernatural, but that show just ran WAAAAAY too long. The story lines got weirder and weirder. I mean, how many times can you save the world? What horrors can someone do to you when you've been tortured in hell? What can be worse than the monsters in season 6? (the monsters in season 7... and 8... 9... 10...).
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Wesley Lucas 3 years ago
I'm still mad about The OA. That second season got CRAZY and we'll never know how it ended 😡
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Kay blue 3 years ago
Not a movie but there are loads of Star Trek actors who had bit parts in Murder, She Wrote.
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
I think every US actor (and many from other places) had bit parts in that, British actors you find in Midsomer Murders and Casualty, and Scottish actors were all in Taggart at some point (except David Tennant)
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ohjojo (me/mine) 3 years ago
Check out George Segal in his first lead in who's afraid of Virginia Woolf
Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
I just spotted the Precinct Sargent from Adam-12 in a two line role on Highway Patrol.
"Certainly there's been some question of what is the longer-term growth outlook for Netflix, and those expectations have been pulled back quite a bit, [but Netflix remains] a company where we still see opportunity" for worldwide subscriber growth, Heger continued.
The analyst went on to credit the streaming giant's expanded presence in international markets, in addition to its ability to raise prices to account for "growing content and the growing value of its service" as upside potential for further market penetration and success.
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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
Did they not say “fast” when they said “Fast10 Your Seatbelts”? Ik ik, could have been faster.
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Axolotl King 3 years ago
As an asexual- completely agree, and I don't even like movies that much lol
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Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
Ahh..that should hurt... if she wanted movies, I bet she'd have just asked for the pass. Why come all the way. So I believe what Netflix said makes sense.
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C_J hlymire (she/her) 3 years ago
all I want for cristmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
🤬 as a former seasonal retail worker this is the most annoying Christmas song in the world 😆
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Curry on... 3 years ago
On another note, I just read today that Netflix is going to put an end to shared accounts.
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bigfoot 3 years ago
especially when you're the one who recommended the movie
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
Or look at the stain and wonder when you going to clean it.
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Little Phoenix 3 years ago
Or when people walk in and just now the sex scene is on. (No I'm not watching porn, it a regular movie)
Ivana 3 years ago
When I was a kid and a sex scene or something would come on, my dad always went "Eww gross, mushy stuff!" and covered his face. I did the exact same. So my parents got to watch rated R movies without fear but now I can't watch romance movies because I have been so well trained to avert my eyes at the slightest indication of affection and feel incredibly uncomfortable. Thanks Dad, it was well worth it because I loved watching movies with you.
The platform has also pursued mergers and acquisitions in order to compete within the crowded media landscape. Compared to its streaming counterparts, Netflix "has been a little more active on the M&A front," Heger highlighted.
"As of late, the company appears to be wanting to add content within the gaming space, and they've talked much more about raising its profile in online gaming. That's a new way to add value to Netflix subscribers and could perhaps help justify the price increases that they have made over time," he explained.
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QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago
Add some video games too, and it’ll be perfect for me
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The Deez 3 years ago
And I get so frustrated with platforms that DON'T have this feature!! LOL! I'm like "HULU, get with the program!!"
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
Must be a neurotypical thing. I never, ever skip credits. If Captain Picard isn't there to tell me the mission of the Starship Enterprise, who will?
DogGoneOlive 3 years ago
this would really help in real life too, with social anxiety. "hi! how's your day today?" "SKIP INTRO"
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Kelli Girouard 3 years ago
Yep. My husband has just restarted The Witcher in order to study up for Season 2.
RaroaRaroa 3 years ago
Yup, currently rewatching Stranger Things with my daughter in preparation for season 4.
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Grace Noyes 3 years ago
I'm thinking my husband and I should rewatch the entire last season before Better Call Saul releases its next season. Sheesh.
The Redhead 3 years ago
I so hate it when they take forever to come out with the next season. That happened with The Man In The High Castle. Season 1 we binged over a weekend. One year later when season 2 was finally released we had a brand new baby so season 2 (and any following seasons) we didn't see. Just for the record I wasn't even pregnant yet when we watched season 1.
In the US, the company’s standard plan rose to $15.50 per month earlier this year.
But prices for Netflix services have steadily gone up. The standard plan went to $14 per month from $13 in late 2020, after previously rising to $13 from $11 in 2019. Prior to that, Netflix raised prices in 2017 and 2015.
Interestingly, when the company announced its first wide-scale price increase in 2014, it was so worried about losing subscribers over a $1 per month bump that it let existing members keep their price for two years. It hasn’t offered such a generous perk in the years since, though.
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Zobi123 3 years ago
This is why I have watched all 50 years of Midsomer Murders 4 times. (No longer on Netflix, unfortunately.)
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
I like that show. I watch it here on PBS occasionally.
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Sea otter simone/ froggy 3 years ago
my cousin is like 6 she want all the smoke now that she think she 20
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Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
Or that you actually had to snail mail the dvds back in the day and wait 3 days for a new one
ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
The oldest "millennial baby" is about 40 years old. So yeah, many many people "understand" this. I remember having VHS tapes of films recorded off of the telly!
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
I am worried about this new Batman. I cannot imagine him being any good.
Monday 3 years ago
Supposedly he does a fantastic job...too bad my brain will forever have him pegged as sparkly Cedric Diggory so I'll never be able to enjoy it.
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 3 years ago
I find this even more funny because I'm reading Twilight for the first time.
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Péter Rózsahegyi 3 years ago
And when you realize your favourite TV show was cancelled w/o a proper ending.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I have cried probably too many times because of this. I'm already sad there's no need to make it worse. But of course if it didn't happen then I would still cry.
Toasty Marie Ghosetta 3 years ago
When it plays no theme and has no intro but the skip intro button is still there 😭
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
(and I never even finished that show but goddamn... What a theme-song!)
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Despite fears of an impending recession, Heger theorized that Netflix has the capacity to weather any economic storm, as consumers generally cut out-of-home entertainment first.
"At least historically, we've seen in the traditional pay-TV world that subscribers tend to hold on to at-home entertainment ... even in more difficult times," he concluded.
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Allen Lavine 3 years ago
Why do we do that we be like don't start the movie let me fix my food then eat it in 5 minutes and have to sit with the plate for a hour and a half
Kaostheori 3 years ago
I get this but If you dont havea list in your mind of tv shows for just this and any reason, you're doing it wrong. I got shows for every sitch
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I am guessing because Squid Game was on Netflix.
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Péter Rózsahegyi 3 years ago
Master class: when you open the door of your microwave exactly in the moment it turns to 00:00 so it beeps only for 0.01s.
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I have a ghost that always changes the clock to military time. It happened even after I bought a new microwave.
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Kelli Girouard 3 years ago
Both me and my husband are like, "Oh, it's that guy! From that show! With the pony!" And then we spend 10 min on IMDB trying to find out where we know the actor from.
Nyx 3 years ago
SAME! And we go through the list like 'no, we'd never watch that', 'neh, that was just one episode', 'OH he was the lead in this series we watched for 3 years'.
Load More Replies... -Under_Ender - 3 years ago
I have this super power that let's me know the whole movie's plot's by seeing. pic's and trailer's
RoombaGloom 3 years ago
Lol me and my dad are like that, and it annoys the crap out of my mom. It's the funniest thing
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
My husband & I are always like, "He's that guy who did that thing that time". What's really scary is we pretty much always know who it means.
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
I was at my mom's house once and she was watching Last Of The Summer Wine and there was an actor with a bit part and I thought about it for days and was about to give up and start searching online and then I suddenly remembered - he was the guy who told the joke in the tavern in American Werewolf In London. I felt like a super genius.
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Brian Abbott 3 years ago
If I need to do anything around the house I will turn on a show, or a movie, that I have seen before for two reasons: 1)To have something on in the background. 2) To not have to worry about missing something while it's playing.
kathoco 3 years ago
I think I've seen all episodes of Friends about 5 times for this reason.
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Nyx 3 years ago
I'm also content with shows that have a specific formula, like 'there is a murder, they find clues, they think A did it, they find more clues, it was B, everyone's happy' or 'friends are together, some misunderstanding happens, everyone laughs, it is resolved' or 'the main character NEVER DIES'.
Mercy Wanjiru 3 years ago
mine's different.. I do have anxiety but I don't like rewatching stuff...If something is too suspenseful, I'll google what happens after...It's how I found out about ned stark...horrible day that one..
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
I don't read new novels anymore. I'm not wasting my time reading something I might not like when I know The Hobbit is good.
Muntean Stefan 3 years ago
I keep re listening to same audiobooks, i just realised i might have problems:(
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Steve Fischer 3 years ago
I'd rather watch TV from the 50s-70s because almost all of today's shows are depressing as crap.
While Netflix has about 222 million total subscribers, its competitors are still breathing down the company's neck. Larger conglomerates like Disney (which also owns Hulu and ESPN) have continued to expand at a more aggressive pace. Disney ended 2021 with 179 million total subscribers across Hulu, Disney+ and ESPN+, and it plans to double the number of countries that Disney+ is available in by 2023. Disney also announced the creation of an International Content and Operations group to expand its direct-to-consumer streaming internationally.
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QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago
Don’t mind the ghost, he’s friendly (most of the time)
Load More Replies... Kate Jones 3 years ago
I've been trying to save for a downpayment for like 10 years. You think some ghosts are going to scare me? I'm a woman- I know how to get blood out of stuff. I'd have that crazy Annabelle doll doing dishes and laundry since she likes sneaking around the house. She's made of plastic I'm not that scared. And the girl from the ring could come out of the tv and help out with the vacuuming since she's looking down already. Ghosts ain't gonna scare me out of a great deal. I've met people in real life who act crazy as hell so I can deal with that; if someone gets possessed we can use the money we save to get a good therapist.
Black Pearl 3 years ago
Seriously! And then something weird happens and everyone's like "Oh it's probably fine that the creepy bloody doll moved its head towards us."
AlanandLeila Hoyt 3 years ago (edited)
Will you look at this place. And the price has been slashed repeatedly. Wife : It's sure built solid. The kids could scream bloody murder and no one would hear. Husband : Well, I'm just going to spill my guts. I love it to death. I'm going to give you a deposit this minute.
Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
I want to see the movie where the family is like "Well, the walls are bleeding, but it's affordable and close to the school. We're staying."
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SykesDaMan 3 years ago
It's even weirder when it's the opposite! Watching a movie that killed you slowly with every minute and every word of dialogue, and finding out that people think it's the best thing ever...
RafCo 3 years ago
Every Quinten Tarrontino movie for me. Or anything with Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Valley Girl 3 years ago
TWILIGHT! To be fair, I read the books first and I KNOW the acting was terrible!
Shelli LotusFlower 3 years ago
Employee of the Month with Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook is hilarious. Don’t @ me
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Curry on... 3 years ago
Very little new stuff. Netflix (and most of the streaming services) show a lot of movies that had been on regular tv in the past.
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Erin Witzke 3 years ago
A patron while I was bartending yesterday, “You must be drinking more, you put on a bit of weight.” My reply, “No, I was on a 4 day Netflix binge, while smoking a s**t ton of pot 😁”
Netflix, however, keeps its momentum by increasing the amount of original content.
Compared to other streaming platforms, you can't beat its slate of original TV shows that are now considered among the best of the modern era of television, including global hits like Stranger Things, The Queen's Gambit, and The Crown.
Many of which have produced plenty of funny memes as well!
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Raena Celis 3 years ago
Poor thing! Is this a real cat or is his face photoshopped? He looks really ill
Wesley Lucas 3 years ago
😂 My cat would nurse off my neck and used to do this FOR YEARS! She'd lay on my chest and just start sucking on my neck, likely as a comfort measure but when she would finally lift her head up from doing this after 5 or 10 minutes, she would look exactly like this cat - a little drunk or stoned, messy fur, wild eyes, drool smeared across her face 🤣
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Nyx 3 years ago
Really? You should google him sometime. He's not a good person.
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Dee Daniels 3 years ago
Spoiler alert, he isn't anyone's favorite "superhero," if you'd even call him that.
Wesley Lucas 3 years ago
He's part of a right-wing church, Hillsong, that has been pretty shitty regarding the LGBT community. He also just seems to be pretty right-wing in general, refused to condemn Trump ever while his costars were vocally against the crap he pulled as president. Then, he recently made a comment when his new wife, Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter, gave birth to their kid and said something along the lines of "I'm so grateful to have a healthy child" which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way considering his son, Jack, with Anna Faris, was born extremely premature and has had lifelong health issues and disabilities.
Load More Replies... Marla Singer 3 years ago
I wonder if those are paparazzi photos. If so, I don't think I've ever seen a celebrity react that way.
Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago
Screw you Daniel!!! Captain America is awesome!! The only reason he isn't my favorite is because almost all the others are as awesome too!
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QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago
He really could have doubled the universes resources, then the Avengers would help him
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Lightning_Thief 3 years ago
Same! I once hid in the bathroom to finish the last 7 chapters of a book I was reading 😂
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
The difference would be the climactic moment every 20mins rather than at the 1hr40mins mark. At least I think so.
Monday 3 years ago
and plenty of opportunities to go get more snacks/go to the bathroom without losing the flow.
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
It is ALWAYS the same films and documentaries that are shown. Has Netflix really only got 20 different programmes? The has got to be a better way of seeing what they have got.
Andrea Purzycki 3 years ago
When my husband goes into his account I'm shocked by all the different content that Netflix suggests to him versus what they show me. Stuff I'm interested in but had no idea was even on Netflix.
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Ola Polowczyk 3 years ago (edited)
It would take less time if the carousels did not reset every time I check the synopsis of a film/show
Kaostheori 3 years ago
My wife LOOOOOVES scrolling trailers. I think more then seeing the movies.
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Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago
Yup. In Indian soap operas, they show a poor or lower middle class family with their so-called small house bigger than your own house and furniture that might belong in some mansion..
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Nathaniel 3 years ago
Everyone knows you should shave your full body before committing a crime.
Monday 3 years ago
and find a random hairbrush in the trash so you can leave someone else's hair at the crime scene.
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 3 years ago
Or when they leave a fingerprint. Stupid f*****g murderers. You have to make sure you don't leave any DNA or evidence behind.
Sportsgal 3 years ago
Or when you chastise the murderer by saying, "everybody knows you shouldn't do (fill in the blank)." Lol!
Load More Replies... Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
Now I see the reason behind most Hitman being blad. No wonder Agent 47 is still alive.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
I find it even funnier that they did it together too.
Load More Replies... Valley Girl 3 years ago
Tom Cruise has probably now had that dude murdered, or at least being held in a scientology dungeon.
Keerthi Vardhan 3 years ago
Quit good look alike..maybe can use them as double for some of the spoof movies.
G R 3 years ago
It's a photoshop. That's not even Leo DiCaprio's Twitter handle.
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Heather Menard 3 years ago
Omg happened the other day. I rewound four times before I actually paid attention.
Zobi123 3 years ago
Yeah, I rewind too much, don't pay attention because I already saw this part...then keep not paying attention when the new part comes on.
Load More Replies... Donna Clanclan 3 years ago
Have you ever gotten so frustrated by the slow pace that you looked it up online and read the wiki?
Muntean Stefan 3 years ago
And then you get frustrated the movie or book are to small, insignificant to have a wiki? I like audiobooks but some are so low key they have almost 0 info about on the net lol
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Lyone Fein 3 years ago
And what language I use when speaking to my husband!
Load More Replies... Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
So does my accent My son told me at my last visit that I had been watching too much "call the midwife", because I was picking up a weird southern us/ British accent. My daughter chimed in, "yes mom always does that. When she watches Steel Magnolias she sounds funny too." I called my barrister and took them from will.
Noir 3 years ago
I subconsciously take on the accents of whichever show I was last watching. Gets me in trouble sometimes when people think I'm being racist or mocking them but it's honest not even something I'm aware of! I just like the different ways people talk! I think all accents are Interesting and beautiful and I just mimic them without thinking.
Valley Girl 3 years ago
My husband and I really thought we were Latinos after Queen of the South!
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Demonz Halo 3 years ago
My brother is sitting next to me and show him this picture saying “Look, (insert name), we found your long lost brother!!”
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SykesDaMan 3 years ago
The trick is to stop in the middle of an episode when something boring is happening. You know the episode's end is 90% of the time a cliffhanger.
DogGoneOlive 3 years ago
i bingewatched "anne with an e" for two days and i sat on my couch with my dog. pizza and chips also. that was literally the only true comfort i'll ever get in my life
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Flash Henry 3 years ago
If I wake up and don't immediately want to die, I know I've slept thru my alarm and am now late for work.
An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago
And then you wake up and it's been two hours since you went to bed
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Kasey Mauro 3 years ago
That idea is amazing! Maybe having it charging at the same time is handy as Snapchat drains my battery :)
Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
Actually, something about that filtered image is more disturbing to me 🤔
Denise Taylor 3 years ago
I turn the sound way down and the captions on. Without the creepy music it's way sillier.
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Linda HS 3 years ago
Hey, I do the same! It really works…It takes your mind if things and gives you clarity or it doest it for me
Kiss Army 3 years ago
After 29 years together, this is the one thing my husband still does not understand about me...
K Witmer 3 years ago
24 yrs here and my husband always says I'm researching ways to murder him then I say no I'm learning how to spot if you're trying to murder me lol. Of course this is not serious.
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ChickyChicky 3 years ago
I do not understand this. Do you people have low empathy or something? I can't stop thinking about all the real people who have lost their loved ones.
greenbean 3 years ago
For this I use films with blood dripping from screen and guts flying around. It helps.
face be drawn lmao 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
ah, so doom glory kill compilation?
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
This is why I prewatch movies my hubby wants to watch now. He doesn't seem to understand that I am watching the same thing as him and only know as much as he does.
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
My Mother. Every. Single. Time. (And half the time it's based on a book she's read!)
Lara Verne 3 years ago
When my brother just can't shut up and has to "narrate" everything that's happen on screen
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SykesDaMan 3 years ago
A long time ago, texting meant the other person had to text back and pay for parts of the communication. Nowadays, in some cases, it's quicker to talk than to type.
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Dawn Marie 3 years ago
We call because we are ole' school and like to hear your voice. We want to hear your tone and inflections. We want to be sure you are okay because we like/love you.
Rus Kus 3 years ago
I was thinking about work related moments and "like/love" really caught me by surprise
Load More Replies... Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago
If someone calls, you have to pause the show. If someone texts, you can keep watching
Load More Replies... DogGoneOlive 3 years ago
my heart starts beating faster than it probably should when a phone rings
Black Pearl 3 years ago
"Oh my gosh what do I do I don't wanna call but I can't just reject them why right now"
Load More Replies... Donna Clanclan 3 years ago
Long before this became the standard, I tried to get people to text because I wouldn't remember where we were gonna meet in 3 days or what we had agreed to do.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
I call because while calling I can do house shores. When I start to text at 20 o'clock to 3 different people, suddenly it's 1 o'clock and the house is a mess
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Katy McMouse 3 years ago
For a kinda brief moment, I thought "hmm. Fancy artichokes". I'm so stupid.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
How are chips always so much louder than the show no matter the volume.
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Moezzzz 3 years ago
No! I'm always going to choose my bed over any outing! The only exceptions are my sons (whatever they want to do), my husband (some exceptions apply), a once a year event (quince, graduation, MAYBE a birthday party I haven't been to in years), or a house fire. My food is here, my computer is here, my pups are here and I have hot water. Why the hell would I willingly leave?? Also, I have a KILLER bed! It's one of those Purple mattresses that you can make the head and foot go up or down, so I no longer need a ton of pillows. I mean, I still do, but I don't NEED them anymore to sit comfortably
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Pug Pug 3 years ago
Mine is more like pay day looks like 3 days after, and my 3 days after is just a dumpster fire. My money is gone before i even get it...
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J R 3 years ago
That guy is from a Netflix documentary - The Tinder Swindler.
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ohjojo (me/mine) 3 years ago
Child in subway heard cello for a first time ever, grows up to be masterful cello player. Woman meets man crossing border. Falls in love, siblings find each other after years apart, I'm waiting for the love stories that come out of this horrible war
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AngelWingsYT 3 years ago
False. Cats either A. Bite or B. Smack you sometimes several times in a row
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SykesDaMan 3 years ago
Again: Stop in the middle of the episode, where there is a boring filler. A lot easier.
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Heather Atwood 3 years ago
Finding a new video store because you owe Blockbuster's late fees (it would've been cheaper to buy the movie)...
Moezzzz 3 years ago
I remember Friday nights at Blockbuster. We'd go get a movie and maybe a game and watch it in the living room-> I had 4 brothers (3 stepbrothers and one bio) and a ton of dogs (Rottweilers and poodles; great mix) and we'd camp out in the living room. Probably my favorite memory
Shelli LotusFlower 3 years ago
Until you went for just THAT ONE movie and you see a wall of them only to find out those were just the display cases. The let down was an experience.
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Petite_Ravenclaw 3 years ago
now you have 2 options: keep with the argument you misunderstood or accept defeat
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I will never accept defeat. I will continue to baffle them with my b******t until I have won.
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Judi Michelle 3 years ago
If I am ever a suspect, my google search history will be the final nail in my coffin. Yikes haha
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*witty retort* 3 years ago
“Based on a true story.” puts down cross and sleeps peacefully now that the immersion is dead.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
This is extremely accurate lol. Then there's a clip of an old video of them constantly telling her husband to stop filming her in the sweetest way ever. In real life when people try to film me I glare and try to slap the thing out of their hands.
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Rachel Cobb 3 years ago
My dad does this ALL THE TIME. He'll look down at his laptop for 10 min. and then quiz us on what's going on... 😤😠
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
Well, not really, she's been deported back to Germany and the people she ripped off are getting their 15 minutes of fame. So there's that.
Angelar 3 years ago
Still, I have to admit I rooted for her. Or - maybe for Julia Garner. Julia Garner is wonderful.
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Alexej Dvorak 3 years ago
Lawl, that translates to not even 1€ per liter. Cry very quietly, USA.
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John L 3 years ago
Nah, why buy the cow.... Besides, I cheat on Netflix with other services...don't tell netflix....
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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
Amateur.. You know you have it cued up. And panic if it starts before the food is done/arrives, and you nearly break your arm hitting pause.
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Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago
Right?? What is this "sleeping in until 7am as if that is early" thing?????
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Axolotl King 3 years ago
I think that every movie needs 2 showings at the same time, one for people who want to shut up and watch, and one for people who want to add commentary. I'll admit that I'm the annoying one who wants to add commentary but I don't want to annoy others so I think we should separate it
Axolotl King 3 years ago
I think that every movie needs 2 showings at the same time, one for people who want to shut up and watch, and one for people who want to add commentary. I'll admit that I'm the annoying one who wants to add commentary but I don't want to annoy others so I think we should separate it
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