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50 Random But Funny Posts Shared In An Online Group Aptly Named ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’
Interview
Whatever you tell me, you wouldn’t convince me there’s not a single bit of nerd in each of us. Whether you're referencing Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter or taking bits from Dungeons or Dragons to the real world, or still talking of Game Of Thrones, both praising it as a masterpiece and complaining about how bad the ending was, we all have our soft spot.
But if you’re a solid nerd-overlord, pointing out not-so-obvious things that make the rest of the crowd shrug in confusion, this corner of Reddit may be just for you. The Delusions Of Adequacy subreddit is a place to share random, nerdy, and geeky stuff all mysteriously explained by the group’s description “the road to adequacy leads through the dark forest of your own inadequacy.”
To find out more about this quirky online community, Bored Panda spoke with the creator behind it named Nick East. Nick is an aspiring fantasy author and self-confessed geek who runs both the Delusions of Adequacy subreddit and a Facebook page by the same name.
So let’s walk that forest road and see where it takes us right below!
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#1
Use Satire Responsibly, I Don't, But I Try
Emma Byrne 4 years ago
Terry Pratchett was a legend. This should be much higher. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
It is SIR Terry Pratchett. The queen did not do all that accolade-with-a-sword-and-medals-and-sashes for nothing, you know. Also, he definitely earned it with his books.
NsG 4 years ago
You know he made his own sword after he got knighted? Thunderbolt iron I believe.
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Jackie Porter 4 years ago
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett - Still haven't read The Shepherd's Crown, I can't bring myself to do so.
Jjjane20 3 years ago
I am a couple of pages from finishing it but don't want to finish it, you know.. because then it will be finished forever.
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#2
Stop Being So Stupid Humans!
Random Anon 4 years ago
Some human knobs even knowingly go towards it, with the delusions of divine protection.
Brobro McDuderson 4 years ago
Exactly. Corona is no joke, but it’s not “the big one”. Unfortunately, if corona was our practice ru for the big one, we got some work to do...
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We spoke to Nick East, the creator behind the subreddit, who said it initially started with a Facebook page, which in fact has been running longer than the subreddit, “as a place for me to save and share memes with friends.” “On it, me and an old college friend both share memes, which I find interesting in a way, because we rarely talk, but in a way we do... with memes,” Nick explained.
#3
It's The First Of December, My Favourite Season, The Dissing-Christmas-Meme Season
Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
You say it as if they were mutually exclusive. I'm fine hating both
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
And, he still has a valid point. Wasn't a people-person before the pandemic; even less now.
Jennifer Davis 4 years ago
It was very true. He hated the Who's, who wouldn't stop playing Christmas music.
#4
Please And Thank You
Brobro McDuderson 4 years ago
The reason I’ve played halfway thru Metroid Prime 3x in the last 3 years. *facepalm*
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
OMG yes please!!! I was stuck on stupid on Assassin's Creed Valhalla last year when I got it for my birthday, but then got busy and haven't played in months and now I'm scared to play again because I forgot how to do EVERYTHING lol
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Dang I need this for school! I can't even remember what I was doing in most of my games.
Chris Miller 4 years ago
Can we also have the 'Quick Complete for "FedEx" quest'? (get item, take to NPC, come back, get reward) "We know you are busy and have not had time to play. Use this to bypass the running thru world just to increase playtime *skip* to move along and enjoy the game more."
Sordatos 4 years ago
That would be warp, but more to the point, that's a design flaw, games are not supposed to put you up doing boring stuff
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Kevin Corcoran 4 years ago
And it needs have the Starship Troopers "Would you like to know more?" voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdrjzE1SE58&ab_channel=JamieGrove
cj be like 9 months ago
i nobly volunteer to run alongside this man and become the vice president of video games
Part of the appeal of Delusions of Adequacy and the corresponding Facebook page has to do with the fact that many people find the groups so specific and miscellaneous that it’s not entirely clear what the whole concept is about.
But the quirky creator of the subreddit clearly has his own vision for it. “I prefer to let people make up their own minds, I guess I'm assuming those who get my brand of humor will understand it, and those who don't get it never will, no matter how much I try to explain,” he told us in an interview.
Nick added that sometimes he “may even be deliberately confusing.” His approach clearly reflects in the posts shared on Delusions Of Adequacy, where totally random content meets geeky and nerdy things, and even philosophy.
#5
D&d Usually Aren't Good, But I'd Watch This One
Desiree Greep 4 years ago
We'll pool all our money and demand universal to put it in production!!!
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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
I was somewhat skeptical until the end and then I saw the genius.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
You put amazing ideas into this and now I have to watch it. So? Are you starting a fundraiser? I'll pay all I can.
#6
I Found The Perfect Description Of My Personal Delusion Of Adequacy
Michael Merrick 4 years ago
The term "common sense" has been so misused as to become meaningless. Don't have a rational argument? It's common sense. I recently saw a video by some anti-vax loon who was asked how he knew they use aborted fetuses to make vaccines. It's common sense he answered. Que?
Marianne 4 years ago
Common sense is an illusion. It mainly consists of what society taught us is normal.
Zophra 4 years ago
For some things, I feel like understanding basic cause and effect of natural law is a lot of common sense too.
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Ryan Smith 4 years ago
This is me... At least once a week my wife reminds me to "lower my expectations"...
#7
There's No Time Limit On Having Fun, Unless You Put It There Yourself
AngelWingsYT 4 years ago
Who says you can't have fun n do fun stuff as an adult!? 26 n im going to disney with mu mlm n dad ny mom n i are doing the cat im the hat ride!
The creator said he likes anything that makes people think about things, wherever that may lead them. “I just want people to try and think their way into adequacy.” In this way, you can interpret the subreddit as a lighthearted provocation.
It’s worth adding that much of the posts on the subreddit are shared by Nick himself. Thus, he believes, his sense of “humor is a big part of the appeal of delusionsofadequacy.” On the other hand, Nick is aware “it's not something everyone appreciates, but I'm okay with that, since I'm free to post my opinions, people should be free to let me know they don't like them.”
#8
I Mean Printers Do Suck, It Is Known
memyselfandI 4 years ago
No, no, it was definitely a printer. Or something that was supposed to be a printer but didn’t print
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
Could also be a modem that connects to the network and says "No Internet, Secured" every. F*cking. Time.
James016 4 years ago
Definitely a printer. Just won a long battle with my printer. It printed in the end. HA
Zophra 4 years ago (edited)
It be will plotting its revenge. Just wait...
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Or a stupid old Motorola G 5 that REFUSES TO WORK NOW BECAUSE OF HOW OLD AND DUMB IT IS!!! Ahem, sorry. My phone annoys me a lot in case you couldn't tell.
Random Anon 4 years ago
That or a corporate issued notebook with all sorts of security and encryption. Holy crap you can't even make that damn thing consume less resources to save the polar ice caps without several layers of authorizations and raising red flags all over the place.
Aidan Pite 4 years ago
My mom once brought her dead printer outside to the woodshed and took an axe to it. She found it immensely satisfying.
#9
If Ignorance Is Bliss, This Guy Must Be The World's Happiest Little Fool
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Proving people wrong makes them feel personally attacked so they are more likely to defend their opinion as a way of defending their own ego.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
True. Though the sad thing is that they don't realise it actually makes them look more stupid and rather cowardly.
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#10
The Best And The Worst Sherlock, You Know Which Is Which...
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
After watching Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock, I would pay a ton of money to see that go down.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Even better if one asked a question and the other answered, 'No, S**t sherlock!' That comma would turn it into a throw down!
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago (edited)
A great Twilight Zone moment on Third Rock from the Sun when William Shatner met John Lithgow after his plane landed.
Elisabeth Pretorius 4 years ago
Best Sherlock ever - hands down Benedict Cumberbatch. Love Downey but Benedict blew him out the water :)
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
Personality-wise, I think it'd made more sense if Tony said it to Strange. But I guess it'll never happen now! :'(
sylvanticx 4 years ago
srsly that movie destroyed me. i'm a HUGE marvel fan and Tony Stark is the all time best character ever. guess who my third favorite is? cap. then black widow.
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#11
Make It A Little Less Strange, By Staying Home If You're Sick
Bear Hall 4 years ago
"Err, Sir could you please change the channel for us in the waiting room?"
Beck(formerly Becca/Gizmo sq) 4 years ago
Bear you got my first laugh of the day.
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Blakkur Sverrir 4 years ago
....and then you learn, the remote-guy is just there to get the batteries changed
Anita Pickle 4 years ago
Except in COVID times when you have to die alone because no visitors are allowed. Or not have your spouse with you when the baby comes. Stupid COVID. You still have all this stuff going on, but now people are alone.
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 4 years ago
A friend of mine’s father was a proctologist. Oh, the stories he would tell about the things he had to remove from arses.
Kantami Blossom 3 years ago
I love the idea of the guy leaning to the side to let out a fact and accidentally changing the channel😂
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
OMG - my Mom worked the night shift in the ER of a Capitol Hill (Seattle) hospital. CH is well known for having a large gay community. The stories she would come home with almost always entailed what some guy had stuck up his butt. The ingenuity was staggering.
Lynn Morello 4 years ago
The first two are facts of life, the third is the result of differing opinions.
#12
Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct, Until Someone Starts Crying...
Michael Merrick 4 years ago
Maybe this time it will be different from the last 22 times. She was probably crying because she realised that her father is an idiot.
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Why would you have outdoor cats when they are COYOTES around????
WillemPenn 4 years ago
Yeah, I gave up on Nextdoor since 25% of the posts are "Has anyone seen my cat missing since last night?" and 25% of posts are "coyote spotted on Golden and 23rd."
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ZombieGirl 4 years ago
Is this true though....you have to sign a lot of papers at shelters. Wouldn't they have said "Hey Greg, we think 23 cats is enough. We're sorry but no more"
Zophra 4 years ago
Indoor-outdoor cats 5-7Xs a day live to try the patience of their owner. (I realize that not everyone can have an indoor/outdoor cat due to location or the cat decimating the wildlife.)
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He may be a douche to the shelter people, but the the coyotes, he's a god.
#13
I Don't Usually Support The Use Of Math, But I'll Allow It...
Pearl 4 years ago (edited)
Well..it's amusing how everyone is staying safely away from commenting on this one.
Eppe 4 years ago
I can agree to this. God is faith, not fact. It has it's place, and a very important one I might add (not a specific god, but any form of faith) but should never be brought as an argument into the realm of fact.
Michigan Guy 4 years ago
and now i must have this shirt. the secondary math equations on the back...
#14
References Should Go Both Ways, Just Because I'm A Dick Doesn't Mean You're Not One Too
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
That's why during an interview you ask if the position your applying for is new.
Satya Bain 4 years ago
In Tennessee, a prospective employer can only ask to verify the dates of employment. However, an employee can be fired for any reason the employer cares to use.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
This should be mandatory. It's a good idea to check employee reviews online (numerous sites offer this service) to see if the company is up to your ethical standards.
Steve Wilson 4 years ago
I guess so if they came to you recruiting you for the job. But if you came to them applying for the job then maybe not so much. 😬
#15
You Can Only Know Yourself, By Telling Yourself The Truth
Stephen Branley 4 years ago
England footballer Peter Crouch (not known for his good looks) was once asked what he'd be if he wasn't a professional footballer. He replied "A virgin".
#16
Why Think For Yourself When You Can Autocomplete
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
I think this is written by the same bot who wrote "Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash" 😂 AI writings are brilliant!
Autumn 4 years ago
I swear I’ve heard that line before but I don’t know where. I can’t remember if it was a villain, or some sort of hero….. ahhh!
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Michele Wintzloff 4 years ago
Having a really crap day and those particular post has made me laugh. Thank you
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
You know... it works... "My idea partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol... my turn ons are hugging and depression."
#17
Obvious Repost Deserves To Be Reposted Everyday...
Nixxy 4 years ago
Water itself cost barely anything when it is the mass of a bottle. You are paying for the bottle. BAN PLASTIC BOTTLES!!!
magpookie1133 4 years ago
Actually, the bulk of the cost of bottled water is transportation. Don't buy Fiji water unless you live in Fiji.
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Vic D 4 years ago
I have worked for one of these company you can find their bottles almost everywhere around the world, they are located in the middle of nowhere pumping water directly from the ground, they don't pay taxes and have around 20 employees, everything is automated and it costs them about 3 cents to produce a plastic bottle... their only expenses are the subcontractors delivery service.
DetongLhamo 4 years ago
So like Coca Cola pay the Australian government around $2 for an Olympic sized swimming pool of fresh water, then they sell the bottled water for $3 per bottle. That may have changed now- the government has been selling a lot of our land and assets.
Amanda MacDonald 4 years ago
I use the bottles for so many other things tho. Same with plastic grocery bags.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
"Nestlé" spelled backward is "Éltsen". Éltsen doesn't mean anything, but it sounds funky.
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Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
We swim in what ends up being in your bottled water here in Florida.
#18
Someone Just Give The Poor Thing A Compliment Before I Start Crying...
Pansexual snek 4 years ago
whoever hurt this otter, i will rip out their lungs and make them eat it. How dare they hurt the wittle otter
AngelWingsYT 4 years ago
I made this funny meme recently and posted it in discord :( no one said anything
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
There is a terrific video of Daddy otter rushing out to get mummy otter a fish and then hugging her after she gives birth
Michigan Guy 4 years ago
the moment Steve Perry realized his future was as a vocalist, not a guitarist...
#19
That's How I Feel About Being Human!
Tee Witt 4 years ago
Nope, they do not care, as long as the can is opened
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Cats don't make any effort to be something different from what they are. They know they are perfect and on top of the food chain.
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
No-one else singing 🎶 Everybody wants to be a cat! Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at 🎶 No? Just me then. Loved the Aristocats.
cheers, cassidy 4 years ago
the aristocats is the BEST (except for that rlly racist portrayal of a siamese cat)
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catslave6 4 years ago
Actually...every cat you meet expects to be met with a bow, and "it is my honor to meet you Beautiful One. Please make yourself at home while I prepare your food, Beautiful One.' Then your silence, while you speedily prepare the food. The UNIVERSE was created as a space for cats. (according to cats). ;>)
That Bored Panda 4 years ago
Mine comes when I call and follows everyone around 😁
Load More Replies... AngelWingsYT 4 years ago
Cats: im a god a fearful god BOW!....But first imma nap in the sun n get pets
#20
I Like To Think I'm Eclectic, But Not Eclectic Enough For Country Music
Bear Hall 4 years ago
It makes me want to build hay bales, shot coyotes, drink beer with my kids and cook meth.
Beck(formerly Becca/Gizmo sq) 4 years ago
I think you live a county over from me...
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Hey! Pineapple on pizza isnt just their thing! I sometimes partake of the forbidden pizza...
Eppe 4 years ago
I'll confess right here and now: it's my favourite pizza. I once ordered it in a restaurant in a group setting with two italians who protested my order. I thought they were kidding because of the whole 'controversy', but it turned out they were dead serious. They actually wanted me to change my order. Obviously, I did not cave.
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Troux 4 years ago
So many country songs about cheating on or leaving spouses does NOT make me want to fall in love.
Randy Klefbeck 4 years ago
Lot of it is co-dependent music. The old joke is what do you hear when you play a country music record backwards.....you get your wife, pickup truck, dog, farm, job, and house back, and you quit drinking and move to China.
Load More Replies... AdamKingXV 4 years ago
Apparently it makes people want to fall into old boring stereotypes, since that's what everyone here is doing.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Really? As a Southerner, and mild country music fan, I find most of these hilarious. But then, I love stereotypes as comedy fodder. I just try to know my audience and make every effort not to offend, or worse, hurt. Not all stereotypes are as hurtful to those being referenced. Many Southern country music ones are often started by Southern, Country music lovers
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Scagsy 4 years ago
It makes me want to walk sideways with a bunch of strangers who randomly clap and shout 'ye-haw'
#21
A Sith Does Not What The F, They Are The F
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Yeah, I just got around to watching all the Star Wars movies, and this was one of the issues I had.
#22
Theft Is Only Theft When The Poor Do It...
Amy Dodds 4 years ago
Not true. The journalist who released the info was assassinated with a car bomb.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ignorance makes nice tweets, but is a plague: "As a result, at least 150 inquiries, audits or investigations have been announced by police, customs, financial crime and mafia prosecutors, judges and courts, tax authorities, parliaments and corporate reviews in 79 countries around the world, according to global media reports and official statements. Thousands of taxpayers and companies are under investigation. Legislatures from Ireland to Mongolia to Panama have rushed through laws to strengthen weaknesses pinpointed by the media partnership’s reporting. Governments have already reported recouping tens of millions of dollars in taxes on previously undeclared funds." Source: https://www.icij.org/investigations/panama-papers/20161201-global-impact/
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You see, this is why we should invent dimensional portals. One, so we can drop an anvil on the greedy rich people, and two, to find sexy aliens. Both are equally beneficial to the human race.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Welcome to the real world, young man. Now, kiss every shred of innocence goodbye. You won't be needing it any longer.
#23
Boring People Are Easily Bored...
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I laid peelandstick tile on the floors after ripping up carpet and I painted my room. And I raised a group of ducks.
Load More Replies... Robin Roper 4 years ago
He was probably more bored than anyone thinks because if he was sitting around "discovering" calculus, he was several centuries too late. Because, the "Kerala school," a little-known group of scholars and mathematicians in fourteenth century India, identified the "infinite series" — one of the basic components of calculus — around 1350. Newton was born 300 years afterward.
Carol Anne Benoit 4 years ago
Shakespeare had prolific writing bouts during times of plague, when the theatres were closed. Edvard Munch kept working, even sick with the Spanish flu, which he survived. There are plenty of reasons to feel bad about ourselves, if we look hard enough. ;)
#24
First You Cry, Then It Starts To Make Sense, That's How Know It's Mathematics
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
I judged a book by its cover 16 years ago. Became hooked on the author´s works. (Simon R. Green, Angels of Light and Darkness)
Mark Howell 4 years ago
My wife was given a copy of 'The Hogfather' by a patient. I have now got all TP's books and read them at least 5 times. Shame they came to an end. RIP Terry
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Not Bill Cipher 4 years ago
I judged a book by its cover, read it, and thought, "I judged it correctly. This is awful."
Valley Girl 4 years ago
If you believed, even for a second, that using a protractor was THAT DAMN fun....I can't help you.
Michigan Guy 4 years ago
covers are designed to lure you within. same as public faces...they're sposed to be attractive. beware...
#25
Don't Ask Questions You Don't Want To Know The Answer To Xd
Rae Reyn 4 years ago
Some love song had the lyrics "You can be the Juliet to my Romeo and I'll be the Rhett to your Scarlet" Neither of those are healthy relationships. Please pick better role models. Morticia and Gomez, maybe.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I think Australian social activist, Irina Dunn, summed it up perfectly: A Woman Without a Man Is Like a Fish Without a Bicycle.
#26
And Now I Need Answers As Well!
lazy panda 4 years ago
I didn't know that I need to know, but here we are.
Load More Replies... Couch potato 4 years ago
Sometimes I wonder how people come to think of questions like this. WHYYY?
Donna Beach 4 years ago
Technically, the top half would be white meat. Humans are called long pig for a reason.
Monday 4 years ago (edited)
No, humans are red meat. Consistency is very similar to beef rather than pork.
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Elise Trimmer 4 years ago
According to research by Rumiku Takahashi all parts of the mermaid are toxic to humans. Side effects include transformation into monsters and immortals. Immortals are also monsters, but pretty.
Azamar Soto Romero 4 years ago
when you low key stating your interested on cannibalism but also want to see fish options about it
Marianne 4 years ago
I say they taste like fish everywhere. Mermaids are not really human. They look like attractive girls, because they feed on sailors and their looks help them to attract their prey.
Valley Girl 4 years ago
But then, would the blood of the sailors not marinate the fish to be flavored as meat?
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#27
I've Got My Business Griefcase And I'm Going To The Office, Yeah That Works!
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
nope, not a fan of this. a "griefcase" is slim and streamlined and neatly packed. "emotional baggage" is big and bulky and unwieldy and constantly bumps into other people.
Sawdust 4 years ago
Maybe "feelings luggage" could be somewhere in-between...
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Grayson Wrigley 4 years ago
I don't know but I'll always hate them. I'll put it in my griefcase.
Carol Anne Benoit 4 years ago
A bit off topic, but in Norwegian, a briefcase is called a 'stresskoffert', which, literally translated is 'stress luggage'. Also Norwegian: to think 'koffert' (luggage) means thinking dirty thoughts. It's a weird language.
#28
Lets Get Super-Weird!
John Dilligaf 4 years ago
when you've got money you're "eccentric". When you're poor you're a "friggen nutjob".
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Katherine Morgan 4 years ago
Getting to the point in your career when you can choose your jobs is what I call success
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Absolutely! I really liked Jungle and Escape From Pretoria. Based on true stories and not weird at all. Highly recommend them both.
Load More Replies... albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
Swiss Army Man. Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...great efforts to break type-casting
Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
I just wanted to know what an actor does when we was 10 years long Harry Potter. Read about the new projects Dan was making at the time and I have to say: Guns Akimbo is a damn good movie! Dan is a veeeeryyy good actor, chapeau!
Patrick Wells 4 years ago
I was umming and aahing about watching Guns Akimbo for ages and when I finally watched it, I was so glad I did.
Load More Replies... Random Anon 4 years ago
To be fair everyone is weird in their own way. Society requires some kind of conformity to function adequately. So when you are free from obligations (or shackles depends on how you see it), then you are free to to be yourself. Still within the boundaries of public acceptance to a degree.
Aidan Pite 4 years ago
Guns Akimbo is the last thing I would want to watch, but I gave it a shot purely because of Daniel. It was funny and crazy and I loved it. Kudos.
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Hey - my ultimate goal in life is to have enough money to be considered "eccentric" instead of just plain weird. Give the boys some respect!
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Definite respect. They each took a chance to break free of their long-haul roles, opening up a vast array of opportunities. An actor who doesn't break free ends up in the unemployment line.
#29
There's Nothing Like The Taste Of Stale Russian Despair
Random Anon 4 years ago
When you live on an icy tundra, it does shape your perspective quite differently than those that aren't.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Yeah, you really need to hunt for the upbeat sections in a Russian novel. Chekhov could be humorous and bawdy, but he wrote plays and short-stories, so that doesn't count.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
American novel (Good): This man goes on a badass adventure! Have fun, because i did! American novel (Bad): Hey, look, literally a dinosaur and beautiful woman. Porn time. American Novel (Very Bad): We're the greatest country! Arabs are monsters! Death to Jews! Heil Hi- I mean, Ben Shapiro! Convert to the metric system!
#30
You Can Have Both, Don't Let Anyone Tell You That You Can't
Týna Ef 4 years ago
i have two boxes for music. One is for music i like and other is for music i don't like...no matter genre..
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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
This is from one of the funniest horror comedy movies ever - Deathgasm.
VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago
Exactly .. People who listen to only one genre of music are limiting themselfs. Or are big liers and just don't want to admit what other kind of music they listen secretly.
Michigan Guy 4 years ago
people ask, what's your favorite type of music? 'The stuff that i like,' i say. what else can i answer...i like all different kinds of stuff, after all...
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah, I like Sabaton AND We The Kings, so what ? Who are you, anyway ? The music-taste police ?
#31
Sound Right, I Too Hate Excel Xd
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I spat out my wine too... ( Don't judge me, it's always 4 o'clock somewhere on this planet.)
Random Anon 4 years ago
Ouch. Posting this on certain sites could incite a violent uprising lol.
#32
I Was Doing Homework When I Did This...
Aaron Proctor 4 years ago
2 year olds are the wisest among us, they know to simply ask why... All. The. Time!
#33
It's Almost All Worked Out, And There Certainly Won't Be Any New Questions We Still Don't Know About
Dave van Es 4 years ago
Concept of time is easy: “People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.”
NsG 4 years ago
The thing about science is that we know we don't know stuff. We don't necessarily know what we don't know, so we keep going until we find out. And the point behind science is that we never know everything. If we did, we'd stop.
Aisling Raye 4 years ago
One of my favorite things I've seen on the internet was that the scientific method is essentially "fu€k around and find out." I have rarely seen something so simple, so beautiful and so true on the internet lol
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Zophra 4 years ago
I THINK it's about the lack of molecular movement at absolute zero and the effects from this?
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Agreed, Why Can't I Just Do It Once And Stay Fit Forever?! It's Unfair!
Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
You eat 1lb of food, you gain 2lb. You poop half a pound out, and sweat out another half pound, and lose zero. You hate math, math hates you back.
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Dusting, too. Don't go there if you can avoid it. If it is never touched no one really notices it...I tell myself.
Zophra 4 years ago
I agree. Only dust for company so they think we live a clean existance and keep up the charade.
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Terry Filkohazi 3 years ago
Why can't losing fat be like losing your virginity? Once you lost it, it's gone forever.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I feel this way about shopping, eating, cleaning, peeing (oh, so much peeing), and many other things I must repetitively do every day. Damn, it's boring.
Colin Matthews 4 years ago
Did so many miles and bench press and squats etc etc and then I ate one biscuit and I'm old and fat...
Rosie Hamilton 4 years ago
Well, walking my dogs is a pleasure but on its own it's achieved very little for me (dogs like to stop and sniff a lot and mine like to pick their pace and often that's slow). I have been exercising (the sweating in gym gear type) for YEARS and have yet to see any sign of it becoming a PLEASURE! Yes, I feel utter guilt if I don't do it and I like the results but I'd happily swallow a magic pill that achieved the same results if I could. Nice idea but argh no.
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Family Is The Ultimate F-Bomb
Petros Vrasivanopoulos 4 years ago
and not pay you what you are worth just the absolute minimum
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Got a part time job back in college in a brand new restaurant. The entire newly hired staff were there for orientation. Things were what they were, but as soon as I heard "we're one big happy family", I turned on my heels and went home. I didn't run away at 17 to end up in this horror.
Random Anon 4 years ago (edited)
- Oh yea? So my man can you spot me a hundred for groceries? - We ain't that kind of family.
#36
5, Final Answer!
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Until they have their eyes closed so they can't see you do it.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Maintain eye contact, occasionally nodding. Look thoughtfully concerned. absentmindedly take a bite and chew slowly, as if your not even aware you are doing it. When both the sad story and the corn dog are finished, have a moment of silence. Look around absentmindedly and mumble that you thought you had a corn dog. Go back to thoughtful concern and ask if they are ok. Would they like a corn dog?
Valley Girl 4 years ago
There is no set amount of time. However, you are required to take a bite and then hold it up next to their mouth in case they want to comfort eat. LEARN SOME MANNERS!
Josie Bisbano 4 years ago
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
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#37
Community, Watch It, Live It, Love It...
Abed Habi 4 years ago
Eh, Jeff would have made a terrible dad, so it’s all good.
Load More Replies... albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago
Anyone who hasn't watched Community should quit their jobs and binge it right now. First 4 seasons at least...
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
For those who haven't discovered Community, its depiction of an on-campus paintball fight was so excellent, its directors (Anthony and Joe Russo) were chosen to direct the most important Marvel Avengers movies. No previous sci-fi experience.
#38
You Never Forget Your First Map
Donkey boi 4 years ago
When you get to that bit in the story and have to check the map: 'OK they're here... and those guys are here... Oh crap, are they gonna get to them in time?' 10 x more exciting!
Lindsay Morrison 4 years ago
My opinion completely. If it's a real bunch of locations a map makes it so much better.
Load More Replies... Lindsay Morrison 4 years ago
I love to have a map in a book. I like to know where things are. Maps are good.
#39
Don't Be Sad Voldemort, I'm Sure You Did Your Best, And That's All We Ask
AngelWingsYT 4 years ago
Alternate DV: i blew up 4 planets Thanos: i killed half the universe Voldy: i killed a babies parents leaving him n orphan living with abusive family and identity anxiety Thanos: too far man Darth: thats f*cked up man
Kantami Blossom 3 years ago
The kid was a bawbag that survived through nothing more than luck and other people's sacrifice, how many people died for him and yet he kept trying to disarm enemies.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
In retrospect, Voldemort was just a whiny brat who wanted his own way and not the evil threat they made him out to be.
#40
Gardeners, Avoid Existing In Their Realm If Possible Xd
Rae Reyn 4 years ago
The previous owner of my house planted Ivy, Blackberries and Mint. Mint. In the ground. I am currently in an alliance with the blackberries against the other two, but make no mistake, once the Ivy is defeated, it's every being for themselves.
Iapetos 4 years ago
You made a short-sighted choice to team up with the blackberries. You won't stand a chance against them without mint or ivy backing you up.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I prefer to coexist with nature. Me: "I'll plant these roses here." Nature: "Of course you do, but that's where I planned Poison Ivy. " After a few weeks, me: "You know , the flowers of the Poison Ivy really complement the color palette of my garden."
M O'Connell 4 years ago
I've never realized quite how 'metal' it is to use blood meal as fertilizer.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I loved gardening so much, I started a landscaping business. But now I fully realize it was my love of control that was so overpowering I needed to charge people in order to fulfill my neurotic desires.
Edgar Rops 4 years ago
Well, unlike other hobbits, Sam had a rather clear idea of how he is going to use the ring. Along the lines of the post above.
Guido Pisano 4 years ago
let nature do what it want - just add some water and it will care of itself
#41
Still Better Than Human Colonialism...
Jace 4 years ago
Which is weird, because he was supposed to understand physics. He must have believed in some kind of magic “technology” that would make interstellar travel actually practical, despite all evidence showing that it’s not. Also, there’s just no reason other than insanity (ie religion) for any civilization to come at us as enemies or seeking to take our resources. There are far more raw materials available beyond Earth than on/in it, and if they’re looking for habitable planets, we are then assuming they’re biologically compatible with ours, and that Earth-like planets are rare (which we have no reason to assume).
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You got it wrong. Some aliens do probing, other aliens like to get probed.
Eppe 4 years ago
Why does the MAN get to wave to the aliens, and the WOMAN just has to stand there?! Space patriarchy and intergalactic toxic masculinity at it's finest.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Carl Sagan was a driving force behind the inclusion of the plaque on the Pioneer spacecraft. Unfortunately he was really pressed for time and wasn't able to make many revisions. Originally they were supposed to be holding hands, but they felt that might have been difficult to interpret to any aliens which might find it. What you really should be upset about is the censorship of the woman's vulva, which was demanded by NASA as it was considered 'obscene'
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Riley Quinn 4 years ago
At least an alien abduction/probe would be a change of pace from what usually occurs here on earth.
#42
"Ron And Harry, Stop Being So Stupid" Would Work Well As A Title For All The Books
Couch potato 4 years ago
Sometimes I wonder what the Harry Potter books would be like if they were written from Hermione's perspective
Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
Pretty hard to change your mind when you’re right
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Harry Potter but Hermione is the chosen one: Voldemort gets shot in the first book and the second book is Hermione trying to find the 4 remaining horcruxes.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
This would have been a much shorter story if Hogwarts was an all girls school. They would've vanquished Voldemort within the first few chapters.
Carol Anne Benoit 4 years ago
I'm an avid reader, but I could not read the Harry Potter Books. I started reading the first book and it just felt totally ripped off from classical mythology. I was expecting something completely original.
Sordatos 4 years ago
Nothing is completely original, no art exist in the box void
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Opinions Are 100% The Truth All The Time! Guaranteed... Not Fact Checked
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Is Zuckerberg the one who eats axolotls or the one who shoots quokkas?
Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
Yeah, I can sorta see that. Does this douchebag even OWN a mirror?
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
And they say space aliens don't exist. If Zuckerberg's mother wasn't "probed", then explain that creature trying to pass as a human.
Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago
My eyes! Make it stop! Zuck and Facebook take money from politicians and run their ads, even if they're not true, without fact-checking them. FB is profiting off propaganda.
#44
That Sounds Right, And Feel Free To Multi-Class
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Correction: Blue=science and medical; Red=command; Yellow= ops and engineering; Green=Orion syndicate
2022emmam trent 4 years ago
Blue = Ravenclaw, Green = Slytherin, Red = Griffindor, and Yellow = Hufflepuff
#45
Individuals Must Save So Corporations Can Waste...
Amy Dodds 4 years ago
Just a reminder that those corporations manufacture goods and provide services that we the people consume. Its supply and demand. Its easy to fail to take accountability for one's own actions when you think it won't make a difference, but when everyone in the world takes that view? It adds up. The only way change can be affected is if it is tackled on all sides. And that means world governments coming together to pledge to reduce emissions as has been done with the Paris accords, businesses adapting their ways of working to meet these reduction targets or face heavy fines, NGO's and civil society keeping pressure on gov's and businesses to stay the course, and we as individuals to make more informed consumer choices.
Ripley 4 years ago
Corporations spend a LOT of money making sure that you make the choices they want you to make. In some cases this includes funding research into how to make their marketing campaigns more successful. The vast majority of consumers can never make informed choices because they simply do not have appropriate information available to them.
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Furious George 4 years ago
This is also a good time to remember that soda companies started manufacturing billions of plastic bottles (instead of glass that used to be collected and reused) and then paid for campaigns explaining that individual littering was the problem.
Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
Yes, we all need to be more conscious and responsible about our consumption; however, large, polluting corporations have historically pressed the blame and responsibility onto consumers. All the while continuing to capitalize on their own pollution.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
News telling people that you shouldn't have a pet as it pollutes the environment while Saudi Aramco is just standing there like: egg-from-g...4dd2e8.png 
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Dutch government: "Listen y'all need to cut down on this CO2 pollution. And that why we'll tax your cars on fossil fuel to the max." Also Dutch Government: "Yeah, of course can you organise 3 days of F1- races next to one of our most precious nature reserves. We'll even build a road straight through the nature reserve for your convenience. Now we have 2 nature reserves and we also have compensated for the CO2 pollution that didn't happen during lock down. Win-win."
Jef jeffin mcjeffy 4 years ago
Corporations are 91% of all pollution. Ocean liners are like, really really bad too.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Journalists should be required to present the truth. Corporations are major polluters, but if we weren't buying, they wouldn't be selling. This mess is something each and every human being is responsible for.
Mark Kelly 3 years ago
How about the fact that here in Canada we make about 3% of emissions yet we have carbon taxes and all that s**t.
#46
All Superheroes Are Now Slaves Of Big Business, Just Like Everyone Else :p
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Pitch this to Ryan Reynolds and there will be a good chance he will go all out to make it an end of credits scene
boone williams 4 years ago
Wasn't "Nick Furry" the name of the fox in "Zootopia?" No? Well... it shoulda been.
AngelWingsYT 4 years ago (edited)
What I want: Deadpool: so im an avenger now? F*ck ya Fury: you cant say that Deadpool: what the f*ck! What kinda mambypamby bullsh*t is this?! We suddenly preschoolers here Fury: -.- language Deadpool: *cussed in 5 differnet languages about how his whole gimick is being a fowl mouthed merc* Fury: im not paid enough for this sh*t Deadpool: languge :) Fury: walks away grumbling
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
Ah, all three Spidermen in the same movie.... what must that be like? (No Way Home came out recently)
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
I...I think I would watch that and I'm not into Marvel. Or DC, just so we're clear. I take no sides.
Miriam L 4 years ago (edited)
Same. My youngest sibling spent idk how long yesterday asking me "who would win?" Questions based on the marvel facts another sibling told him. The kid is smart enough to expect rational answers from me, but still listens to his big brother /exasperated joke So with that context, after hearing about Miles Morales in half-coherent sentences for an entire block, I want to watch this with said older brother and see his head explode
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Look At These Peas! Look At Them!
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
His CD covers are intriguing, but I could never find M.C. Escher's music.
Load More Replies... Michigan Guy 4 years ago
upside down peas are, of course, considered a delicacy, and can easily add twenty percent to the cost of your serving...
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
They're leaping off the plate. Photo shop is a talent some folx haven't got the hang of.
#48
So, Is There Like A Website Where I Can Sign Up Or What?
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I feel like passive agression is worse than straight up agression.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
There are soooo many people in this club, you'll learn where the meeting is held. I have more respect for some who is assertive (maybe even a bit aggressive) than the sneak who stabs me in the back. I do not like a coward.
#49
Why Would I Use 'Said' If I Could Use 'Nutted', It Doesn't Make Any Sense
Chip Chipovich 4 years ago
I remember when I encountered this for the first time - it was a sentence in a novel by H.G.Wells (I think it was War of the Worlds): "Her husband followed, ejaculating." Good fun was had.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I'm reading it now and to say I was taken by surprise when I first read that word used that way is an understatement.
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littlesaresare 4 years ago
As a kid I loved Harry Potter, but after growing up and becoming a writer myself I realised just how bad JK Rowling's writing actually is. It, and all the other terrible YA writing, gives me hope that no matter how bad I think I am, quality writing isn't what makes you rich and famous.
Randy Klefbeck 4 years ago
Richard Brautigan wrote "farted" post his characters speaking after they had eaten something really vile, and got indigestion. Ex: "I can't hear anything above all this noise," I farted. "What did you say?" Lee Mellon farted.'
#50
I Always Knew My Uselessness Would Be Useful Someday
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Sometimes you have to keep quiet about your skills to avoid exploitation! (at work mostly)
Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
Isn't he the teacher of that Mob kid, from Mob Psycho 100?
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Anyone with brothers knows this ploy first hand. They were absolute geniuses at getting out of chores. To this day, I marvel at their prowess.
Steven Mello 4 years ago
I really hope that's a character who adds another level to the joke and not this meme getting Colombused.
#51
I Am A C**t Sometimes, Thank You Jesus, Even If You Are Made Up
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Religion wouldn't have been a PITA if they had stuck to the 10 commandments and the priorities described in them. But somewhere along the line idiots started to weave their own agenda into religion. And that's when God left the show, because the fun was gone.
Jaclyn Levy 4 years ago
.... He didn't ignore the fact that Jesus was a historical figure? He even said "thanks, Jesus?" You ok there?
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#52
Dogs > People
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Steve's my neighbor. He's pretty cool. I don't know who that guy is that he always hangs out with.
#53
I Love Quitting, Sometimes I Start Things Just So I'll Have More Things Quit Xd
Cindy Gopher 4 years ago
i love your username and profile pic. and hhgg and st.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah, keep trying although you know you will always fail and it makes you miserable, because it is a moral duty for some reason.
#54
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time!
Penny Fan 4 years ago
Funny how the worst assholes are always religious though...
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I Love 'Person I Agree With', They Always Say What I'm Thinking!
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
This is hilarious. But I'm a sucker for simple, positive quotes. The simplicity actually helps focus my internal chaos. Why try to figure things out when you can just accept "A journey of 1,000 miles starts with one step". I'm okay with it! Lol
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Those inspirational quotes that spread toxic positivity don't help at tall, they just do more harm.
#56
Oh Yeah, That Would've Shown Them!
#57
Why Do You Hurt Me, When All I Want To Do Is Love You?
Jess-a-men 4 years ago
Stare at a blank page for two hours. Write „The“. Delete it. Get distracted by Youtube for an hour. Get distracted by Tumblr for an hour. Write two sentences. Delete them. Delete everything you wrote yesterday. Get distracted by TV Tropes for an hour. Go get a snack. Go get a drink. Go to the bathroom. Write a piece of dialogue that won't appear until chapter 97 even though you're supposed to work on chapter 2. Go get another snack. Drop everything you're doing and get a pencil and some paper because the nameless background character on page twelve needs 27 outfits and a family tree. Get bored halfway through and draw a giraffe instead.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I finished 2 50+ page books 2 years ago. Haven't done anything with them since. I need to write the second drafts...
#58
I Reorganised My Books, And Realised I Now Have Enough Terry Pratchett To Give Him His Own Shelf
Kiss Army 4 years ago
We live in the US but my husband preferred to get the UK editions of Sir Terry's books... there was a wonderful bookstore there that he bought from for so many years that they would automatically send us his new books whenever they released and just include a bill for us to pay them for it. I miss new releases from him and the wonderful small bookshops that loved people who loved books!
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
I have a small library cupboard which is half filled with his books
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
I am jealous, I only have five. Besides, Susan of Sto Helit is as overrated as lord Vetinari.
#59
The Best Kind Of Vibe
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I was hired as a foreman but walked out on day 3 when a guy who had worked overtime till 3 AM the previous day, got reprimanded and nearly fired because he was 1 minute late the next day.
#60
"Harry Potter, Stay Calm And Run Away!" Can I Sell My Soul To Get This Made?
NsG 4 years ago
This is a crossover that I would love to see. I have no idea how Neville would handle The Luggage, but it would be interesting!
Rae Reyn 4 years ago
Professor Mcgonagall having tea with and Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg
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DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
He's become my favorite author, but I wouldn't start with Rincewind. Try searching, "Going Postal" by Terry Pratchett or maybe one of the, "Tiffany Aching" books. He was a brilliant and hilarious satirist who's works took place in a fantasy realm called, "Diskworld". His books are like "Animal Farm" as written by Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Second lesson : shouting "HEEEEELP" in every known and unknow language.
#61
Doctor: Excessive Crying Is Normal, You're Not Meant To Be Happy
#62
It's A Punne, Or Play On Words...
fishcake 4 years ago (edited)
It would be nice if the original artist was credited... Nathan W. Pyle https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1849299238488064&set=a.1849293851821936
fishcake 4 years ago
Of course, the credits were intentionally edited out of the pic...
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Just Because It's Mean, Doesn't Make It Wrong
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
...Did you mis-speak? Please tell me you did.
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#64
O Captain! My Captain!
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Yep, Joey Buchanan in One Life To Live. Oh, and Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly.
Load More Replies... #65
Wikipedia Might Be One Of Those Rare Internet Cases That Actually Deserves Support
ƒιѕн 4 years ago
The free forever archiver that wants you to pay for it occasionally?
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Sing Along If You Don't Know The Words!
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Just saw The Safety Dance video for the first time 3 years ago and immediately sent it to everyone I know. What a ridiculous video! Does not align with the lyrics and I luv it!!!
Vic D 4 years ago
Wow do you realize this video was produce in the early 80's Theses where actually some of the older kids I went to school with, the singers uncle was my French teacher LOL, back then it was so different, they where farmer's kids and had to use their own money to pay for this video (cast, crew, montage..)
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Bee / she/her 4 years ago
Actually, those are to be worn under skirts. I have a few pairs, they are quite useful
#67
Dudeism, White-Russians, And Quarantine
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
I have excelled at not dressing up as a mindless drone. If PJs could talk...
#68
Save Us Betty White, Your Our Only Hope!
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
She's an American treasure! Thanks for the laughs and the love you have of animals!!!
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Who are they ? What is it a reference to ? Why does she look like June the magical nanny in "My wife and kids" ?
Ploploplop 4 years ago
Betty White, one of the stars of an American sitcom called "The Golden Girls" about 4 retired old women. The three force ghosts are the ones who have died.
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#69
Remember, If You Don't See The Ferengi In The Room, It's Probably You!
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
YES!!!!! My god. We never say, "I'm gonna go talk with those males and see if they want to hang." It's the DUMBEST thing!!! And FYI, if you say that, you identify yourself as a neanderthal. We "females" see right through you. And we laugh. You aren't as slick as you think you are.
John C 4 years ago
As a male myself, I just don't understand why women get so upset about this. It's been explained to me that "female" can apply to any animal, and so the term is interpreted as dehumanizing, but it just feels like people are trying a little too hard to be offended. There's real problems out there to address if you have this much energy.
#71
Just Fyi, Book Nerds Are The Best Nerds
Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Oh dear. I am both lawful good and chaotic evil. How should I live?
Autumn 4 years ago
*somber voice* You shall be forced to live a double life
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Tim Douglass 4 years ago
I'm in trouble. I'm neutral good, true neutral, and lawful evil, with side dishes of neutral evil and chaotic good. Is there something I can take for this?
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago (edited)
I am neutral good, chaotic good, and true neutral. History's fun to learn so I can pretend to be an immortal vampire.
#72
Life: Not All Bad, But I Wouldn't Recommend It, 2/5 Stars
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
6) you make some kids of your own because you didn’t learn your lesson in step 1 to 4
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
There is a cheat code to end the game faster that is called suicide, but if you use it you unlock a secret level that is called hell, and it is even worse.
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago (edited)
6) you realize life is a scam/lie/hologram etc and 7) you "get busy living or get busy dying"
#73
That Doesn't Sound Right, Am I Really That Old
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
Now I feel doubly old. I stood in line for Star Wars when it came out and the theater was packed. Those were the days!
#74
Live That "Default Settings" Life...
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
I do not need this book, because I don't care to fit in with fake people. I am happy to be with my animals
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Because only brainwashed sheeple doubt the truth about flat earth, the bill Gates chip, the 5G mind controlling radiation, the poison in vaccines and how our esteemed leader Tangerine Trump was cheated in an unfair election.... /S
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Plot twist : everyone else was doing the same thing, so the socially accepted main doxa that everyone pretended to like was not even actually so common, and we all made al those sacrifices for nothing.
sofacushionfort 4 years ago
Could we make everyone wear some version of those red glasses chickens wear so they don’t peck each other to death?
Eppe 4 years ago
I just finished Prometheus Rising which is very, very roughly about this (it's also very, very 'out there' but fascinating none the less.)
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Good Thing Too, I Would Have Died So Many Times!
#76
Toddlers Are Useless, We All Know It, But No One Wants To Acknowledge The Problem
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
You're also the bad guy when you tell the persons clapping that they should wear a mask and keep their distance.
Scott Moore 4 years ago
If that makes him the bad guy then you're the idiot.
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Why Shouldn't I?
#78
I Endorse This Message
#79
Don't Poke The Bearistotle Xd
#80
More Neuterings For Hungry Kids!
Jason Jones 4 years ago (edited)
Until recently I frequently said "I need to be spayed", thinking it meant "I need to be's paid", until I took my puppy to get fixed.
#81
Also, "Justice And Freedom Parties" Hypocritically Often Stand For The Exact Opposite Control Through Fear And Injustice
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Humanity is going down the gutter and taking life on earth with it. Every day I struggle between 'I don't wanna live another second' and 'I wanna live long so I can see how it ends' :(
Nixxy 3 years ago
Live longer to outlive your enemies, and blow up all the humans :)
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Is This Friendship? Seriously, I'm Asking, For A Friend :p
AndThenICommented 4 years ago
And smiling politely while rearranging the dishes they loaded into the washer
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago (edited)
I am surprised people take time to ponder such pointless ideas.
#83
The Philosophy Of Social Media
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Then, in Psychology, Tumblr bans NSFW artists and Freud moves to Twitter and f*cks up all of Jung's DMs.
Annamagelic 4 years ago
This is sounds like something Eleanor would come up with on "The good place" to prove she understands everything Chidi taught her about the hisory of philosophy.
#84
Philosophy, It's Helluva Drug Xd
#85
I Reject Your Meaningless Existence And Substitute It With My Absurdity
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
Seven psychopaths. It's definitely worth watching! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Psychopaths
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#86
Keep Reading, It Gets Worse...
Random Anon 4 years ago
Oh boy I can see this being a blockbuster in certain circles albeit niche circles lol.
#87
The Crossover We Want
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
Um yes!!! King of the Hill was awesome, but the Bob's Burgers artwork/drawing/cartooning style was Superior! If someone creates this, I am watching it!!
#88
Okay, Now I'm Really Upset
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The list of people that Trump paroled is his guestlist for his next birthday party.
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Random Anon 4 years ago (edited)
Funny stuff! Good illustration of people having their own often twisted, ironic and humorous sense of the world. I feel it only adds to the fun when things that supposedly made sense, don't anymore when seen in some other light.
Lightningstar 4 years ago
Was just chilling reading these and then towards the end it just went POTTAH
Random Anon 4 years ago (edited)
Funny stuff! Good illustration of people having their own often twisted, ironic and humorous sense of the world. I feel it only adds to the fun when things that supposedly made sense, don't anymore when seen in some other light.
Lightningstar 4 years ago
Was just chilling reading these and then towards the end it just went POTTAH
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