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Parenting can be so many things, from a magical, wonderful experience to something like a marathon one runs for multiple decades. So it’s probably no surprise that parents across the globe create and enjoy that stable of internet content, the meme.
 
“The Decent Mother'' is an Instagram page dedicated to relatable, wholesome, and hilarious mom memes about parenting and kids. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 
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This Also Happens When I’m In The Car Without Kids And Realize I’m Singing “Old Mcdonald.”
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@the_mind_of_a_dad Has Some Of My Favorite Parenting Content, Including This! Follow @the_mind_of_a_dad

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    #2

    Welp See Ya Later. .
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follow My Insta Soulmate @momof1anddone For More!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measles is making a comeback! So is polio! Good job, anti-vaxxers! (sarcasm)

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    #3

    *starts Writing Angry Letter To Pbs*
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from @cynicalparent, One Of The Best!

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    EP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this made me laugh so hard!!

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    A “fun” part of being a parent is learning that your offspring will literally develop new powers and methods to outsmart you year after year. A newborn will cry and cry, but at least they are pretty immobile. Toddlers, on the other hand, have pretty workable feet and will use them to engage in all sorts of shenanigans.

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    While this means you can do more things together, it also means a lot more active supervision, as anyone who has seen a concerned looking father sprinting after a child on a scooter can attest to. This is also perhaps why parents turn to memes as a way of venting and sharing the ups and downs of raising a child. 

    #5

    One Of My Favorite Tweets From One Of My Favorite Accounts.
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go Find @bonjourbitchesblog Right Now And Follow Her Kthxbye

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    #6

    Read This New York Times Bestseller Today! .
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written By The One And Only @wittyotter Who Is Literally One Of My Favorite Humans, So Go Follow Her Immediately

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    Little king trash mouth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is very involved and most parenting things are equal but my kids will still seek me out in another room to help them with something when dad is right there! So annoying.

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    After all, a newfound independence (even if it’s just walking) comes with a responsibility of the parent to actually teach their kid some good behaviors. No child is going to happily do their business in a toilet or brush their teeth without constant reinforcement. It’s not all bad though, children come with a sort of wonder and creativity that basically no adult can match. 

    #7

    Grandma Told Me I Can Smoke Cigarettes Whenever I Want, As Long As I Say Please!
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from @letmemomsplain, Who Made Me Laugh Out Loud With This Meme, Among Many Others!

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    BlitheSpirit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to restore order with a whip and a chair when mine got home from the grandparents…

    Chez2202
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really shouldn’t tie your parents to chairs and whip them. Just explain that you do parenting differently to how they did it.

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    me myself and i (She/Her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I go to my grandmothers (im not a toddler ok) I just get food. so much food.

    Justanotherpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just as a toddler, all the way untill the grandparents are gone…

    Kylie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grandma in me smirks. Payback time.

    VintageViolette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom sent my kids home with a literal brick of Pixie Sticks rubber banded together and smuggled inside a pair of pjs. The kids were like 2 and 4, so this was all my Moms doing. Like What the What???

    Sammie 19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my grandkids have the same rules at my place as they do at home. Same food, bedtime etc. My grandkids know that and they don't ask for anything that they can't have at home.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and SIL have five kids and live right next door. SILs' and my mothers' rules mostly overlap out of neccessity: spoiling kids that come around every day bites you in the (rear) end. Still: there are some "only when you're here, not with your parents/grandparents" moments, but they (kids and adults) cope with it.

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    Meghna Mohan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens everyday, also they feel invincible when grandparents are around. We are invisible 🫥

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    #8

    Becoming A Parent Makes You Realize That Raising A Spoiled Brat Is Way Easier Than Raising A Good Kid. Worth The Effort, Though.
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go Ahead And Follow The Incomparable @lifeattiffanys In All Of Her Infinite Humor And Wisdom!

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try too hard and you raise an adult who apologies for existing.

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    #9

    Your Father Knows How To Read, Ya Know

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    The fruits of a parent's labors (or lack thereof) will show up later, as the toddler grows up a bit. It’s important to keep them active and engaged in learning new things. This is also the time where some things might start becoming habitual, as children develop more distinct preferences and desires and now have the autonomy to at least try and keep them. 

    #10

    The Other Day, As I Was In The Process Of Trying To Put All Three Kids In The Car, Someone Beeped At Me Because They Wanted My Space. You’d Better Believe I Smiled, Waved, And Then Moved As Slowly As Humanly Possible.
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this Gem Is From @mommy.hooding!

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for a moment there, when I read crushed goldfish, I had forgotten about the snacks of that name....

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    #11

    This Is A Research-Based, Factual Infographic

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    #12

    I Feel Like Many Of Us Can Relate To This, Especially In Covid Times 😷 🤒
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from The Delightful And Inspiring @themommyconfessions

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    #13

    Trust Google, Not Doctors .... Via @nurselifern And Big Thanks To My Pal @emily.the.mom.next.door For Sending This Along

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they call it research is offensive to anyone working 12 hour days in a lab 6 days a week to give people a chance to survive some of the nastier diseases.

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    #15

    Can I Get An Amen???? .
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tag Your Favorite Sahm 👇🏻 And Then Go Follow @parentnormal For More Wisdom And Jokes!

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respects. I was a single Dad of 4! Mom's get all my love!

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    #16

    Take Me To Ur Leader

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    Amanda Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about when they show up at the side of the bed and are just staring at you until you wake up? Kids are creepy sometimes.

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    #17

    Dark Circles Are The Only Accessories I Sport To Playgroup 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😴

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? A mom can look nice and dress herself up for the playgroup if she wants to. I don't have human children, but I don't like even the "ha ha funny joking" shame that women do to other women over stuff like clothes, makeup, dressing up, etc.

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    #18

    Isn’t A Healthy Child All That Matters? Feed Your Baby However You Choose, For Any Reason You Choose

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adopted child, I can definitely say that I was NOT breastfed and there was no way I could have been XD While I might be weird, I definitely survived to adulthood with all my bones and organs intact! Formula is fine! Fed is best XD

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    #20

    Thanks, Sis! ☀️ 💦 🥤

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    ILoveMySon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you're going inside, would you get me another Pepsi?" The words of my late and beloved aunt. She was amazing.

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    #22

    I’m Sorry, Did You Not Get Enough Love All Damn Day?
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i’m Standing In Sleepy Solidarity With @thehiddensnacksmama Because My Children Will Be Up Bothering Me Multiple Times Tonight, Too. Follow @thehiddensnacksmama Now!

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    #23

    I Squat To Get Their Toys From Under The Couch, Lift Them All Day Long, And Run After Then When They Bolt On The Playground

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    House work is a workout, food shopping, washing the car, walking anywhere....all much easier and comfortable to do in work out gear, I'll die on this hill.

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    #25

    @kiss_my_memes Nailed It With This One. I Start Out Wanting To Snuggle Their Cute Little Faces Off, And End Wanting To Throw Them Out The Window.
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follow @kiss_my_memes For More Laughs!

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    Meghna Mohan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have done this, lullabys, jokes, stories and past 30 mins straight threats

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    #26

    Tell The Truth!!!!

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    ScarletRos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend was holding his baby daughter on his lap while sitting at a table and she was playing with a toy which she dropped. He leaned to pick it up and whack goes her head on the table.

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    #27

    Do You Celebrate With Your Partner Or Kids?

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    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real holiday is the day AFTER Valentine's Day. That's when all the chocolate is discounted.

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    #28

    I’m Looking At You, Ryan.
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from The Always-Hilarious @theandrearappaport - Do It Now!

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    #29

    Listen, Kid...
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this Truly Made Me Lol, Like Everything Else From @mommy.meds 🤣😘

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when I tried this one of mine said "You mean BACK to an orphanage? I KNEW I was adopted". Sighs deeply.

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    #30

    Welp, See Ya Later

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    Max Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also know that these mothers have a full time nanny, and their "parenting" is that playgroup.

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    #36

    And I Guarantee The Kids Will Love It.
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follow @askatewouldhaveit For More!

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    #38

    Good Morning! My Children Have Already Tried To Drink Windex And Throw Themselves Down The Stairs Today. What’s On Your Agenda? .
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in Between Saving Your Kids From Themselves, Make Sure You Follow One Of My Faves, @snarkybreeders !!!

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    #40

    Unfortunately No Amount Of Advil Will Help. 😰

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    #42

    “And Then We All Had Ice Cream After!”
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follow The One, The Only, The Amazing And Incomparable @wittyotter Now. You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll Scream

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Raise your kids so you can spoil your grandkids”

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    #43

    Maybe I Should Start Trying Reverse Psychology. “Yes! Definitely Throw Your Oatmeal On The Floor! Go Ahead!”

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    #44

    What Is Long Division? How Do I Write An Acrostic? Looks Like @mommy_dopest And I Are Both Screwed.
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    #45

    @torturedbytoddlers Is A Mom Meme Mastermind. Like Me, She Has Apparently Been Suffering From Covid-19 For Many Years.
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follow @torturedbytoddlers

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    Meep-Meep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be changed to parents instead of just moms :)

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    #47

    Why Do They All Make This Face

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they can bite me. I'm not buying your over-priced, no-real-benefit-to-my-health garbage.

    #49

    I’m Off To Churn My Butter 🧈 While The Girl On The Left Is Living Her Best Summer Life 🥴🥴🥴
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from My Real-Life Friend, @momwithaboysname, Who Kept Me Sane During The Transition From 1 To 2 Kids. We Both Have 3 Now And She Moved Across The Country, But I Still Love Her. Go Follow @momwithaboysname Now!

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    TheMagicOfBeingMia (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those blessed be the fruit dresses look great on everyone but me ffs

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    #50

    The Kids Will Still Be Up At The Crack Of Dawn! ☀️

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    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means: next morning, the kid you can hardly wake up at 8 am on weekdays will be wide awake at 5.30am, in a terrible mood (because tired) from 8.30 on and absolutely refuse to take a nap all day long.

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    #54

    Until I Can Leave My Child In A Crate For 8 Hours Without Being Arrested, They’re Not The Same.
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@lifeandtimesofmom Makes Me Laugh Out Loud Daily!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us "pet parents" have our own nightmares and struggles (like the 2am "hork hoRK HORK" of a cat, or the eternal living hell of the diarrhea after your puppy eats literal garbage while on a walk) but only the truly unhinged think that it's somehow exactly the same as raising a human child. I can call my dogs and cats silly nicknames and I don't have to worry about them actually LEARNING the words I say to them XD We do suffer the knowledge that our beloved "furbabies" will have much, much shorter lifespans than any human children we might have, however :(

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    #55

    No Matter How Many Youtube Videos I Watch About Cutting Hair ✂️

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    Dark Pearl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to chip my tooth in actual maths class a couple of months ago lol

    #56

    Long Car Rides? Nope, I’ll Just Scream. 5 Minute Ride Down The Street At 5pm? Bingo

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    change that to "2 minutes from home / destination!"

    #57

    I Can Smell Cucumber Melon As I Type This.
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from My Girl @spicydisastermama Who Is Always There When I Need A Spicy Meme 🌶

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    #58

    Can Never Get Too Comfortable. There’s Always Something Lurking, Waiting To Ruin It All

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    Cesium
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, I would like to know the original context of this picture...

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    #60

    In My Defense, I Always Remember. But Usually It’s After They Go To Bed. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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go Ahead And Check Out One Of My Original Favorites, @itsmommyhour

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    #62

    I Feel Like This Is A Fitting Gift

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this something that the modern father should relate to? It sounds very much like a 50s family. Taking care of your kids should be natural regardless of gender. I'd one of you need to be somewhere and do something, even just to relax and take a walk, of course the other parent will look after the kids.

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    #63

    I Kept Dropping Ketchup And Jelly On His Head So Figured This Was The Way To Go. Mom Hack!

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    Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard core moms forego the dish towel and just lick the drips off the baby's head. /j

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    #64

    I’ve Googled It And I Still Don’t Understand What “Yeet” Means. .
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hit Up @goldfishandchickennuggets For More Funnies!!

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    Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I had this exact one. In unrelated news, I just ordered a new under eye cream.

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    #65

    Bank Accounts Ruin All The Fun

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    #66

    Thanks For The Suspenders, Grandma

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    #68

    Man, Those Were The Good Old Days, When We Thought Quarantine Would Last A Couple Of Weeks 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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from @mommywatertime - Give Her A Follow!

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe Exotic was so early in the pandemic it gave us a false sense of what the rest of pandemic would be like. Once we ran out of memes, reality set in.

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    #69

    Spare Me.
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follow @mommymemejeans2 - Her Old Account Got Hacked!

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    #70

    How Do I Look? 🥴
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whether You Have One Kid Or Seventeen Kids, I Recommend Following My Friend @momof1anddone. She’s The Real Deal

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    #71

    Hallelujah! Our Prayers Have Been Answered!

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    #72

    I’m Lookin At You, South Carolina 🧐😣

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    #73

    Quick Update: Black Lives Still Matter

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    Lexekon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to the degree that other professions place themselves at risk as a normal and expected aspect of performing their jobs. Firefighters and soldiers routinely meet the need, so let's add red and green lives to that slogan.

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