30 Times Moms Didn’t Hold Back And Shared Things As They Are In This Online Group

If was the perfect mother hen... before the chick hatched...

Because we're an Android family.

So true. Once you actually have kids, you realize that sometimes you need a sanity break and you’ll literally try anything. My kids have a healthy mix of playing outside and screen time.

Yeah, right.... I said the same thing abt the TV... That lasted abt a day!

I had sooooo many opinions before…. Now we all doing the Hunger Games whistle and salute to each other in the grocery store with tired eyes and spaghetti sauce down the sleeve of our sweaters.

Haha *cries*

Only when you're old enough to sit on them or dip them in the toilet like a teabag.

Is the bloody Jesus a reference to... something?

oh look, humor based on my pain

I literally can't upvote this enough.

This one is perfect!

This one really tickled me

So very very true.

What am I missing?

I don't have children, but can confirm that a 1-year-old dog behaves in this exact manner when spotted with something in his mouth and is told to "drop it". XD

The answer is: everything

My toddler runs the fastest when I ask if she has pooped

Yup.

Ducks do this too, the worst

Idk man I think the amount of times I threw up dinner could count as her complaining

Cereal for their dinner 2-3 times a week is my new self care routine.

I was the weird kid parents would have over to try and get their kids to eat certain foods (I was older and the kids always tried to copy me etc) soups, stews especially cos they were my fave as a kid 😂 it didn’t work ever, they only copied me on fun stuff and lolly flavours etc

Man if this is not the most truthful thing ever. This is when they were less of a pain in the a*s LOL

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I've seen this so many times but I always upvote it because it is perfect

I en't even a parent. Just some...pseudoaunt... But I vibe. The decibels get higher, your patience is low...and you love them...but, for all the god's sake... 'Just go. Here is a candy. A toy you asked for. A snack. A videogame. A stream of cats on YouTube doing silly things. Sure. I hate Taylor Swift, but if it makes uou happy, let us go. Skittles? Of course I have that on hand... You're not predictable at all, wildling.'

Answering questions is the easy part. The hard part is when you stop answering their questions then 25 years later they become a delinquent. Answer the dam questions, fellow tired parents. I know it's hard, but we've been through that same b******t and we're here for you.

This is why I'm getting my mom a really good mothers day gift this year

Same every Christmas

LMAO 🤣

...I always had to set down a beer for 'Mrs. Claus' next to the cookies for Santa.

Same every year.

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EVERY LONG TRIP!

I would do everything to let my kid come to this birthday party

I am this mom. Parenthood is a wild ride where you go from having life in perfect order and everything planned out to one day you don't know if your kids even own a pair of shoes, or why there's no food in the house

I swear if any Karen's go to judge her then just need to sit down and stop talking. This sort of s*** happens to everybody and I can't stand when somebody has to turn around and judge somebody for something that happens to themselves.