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Some dads are passionate about classic cars and fishing trips. Others enjoy hiking and tackling DIY projects. But no matter how different they may be, dads seem to share one common trait: their unstoppable urge to crack the cheesiest jokes.

And even though we might roll our eyes at their puns and groan at their one-liners, deep down, we secretly love them. Luckily, the popular Facebook group ‘Dad Jokes Daily’ features plenty of these awkwardly hilarious quips, and we’ve picked out some of their best dad jokes to share with you. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites!

#1

Funny post showing palm lizards mistaken for baby dinosaurs in a humorous Facebook group.

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Jenna
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it? Now all I can see is little brachiosauruses

EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do and I'm not drunk. Took me longer than it should to figure out what exactly they were.

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, I do wish they were though

Brian Droste
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby dinosaurs grew up to be BIG dinosaurs.

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Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took some effort see them as anything else, lol.

Fancy Nancy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a pack of coatimundis masquerading as dinos!

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For many of us, childhood meant being exposed to a steady stream of classic dad jokes. However, the term itself wasn’t officially recognized in dictionaries until 2014. Though it appeared on X (formerly Twitter) in 2007, and British publishers began releasing joke compilation books under this theme in 2013.

The earliest mention of dad jokes is credited to a 1987 editorial in the Gettysburg Times. Writer Jim Kalbaugh praised fathers for telling embarrassing jokes to their children—or, even better, to others in front of their children. Kalbaugh argued that this practice was “one of the great traditions of fatherhood worth preserving.”

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    #2

    Text post from a Facebook group with a humorous take on relationships and credit.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny and clever, but terrible advice. First, this only applies in the United States. Most countries don't track credit scores. Second, don't date somebody that is bad with their money. They will be even worse with yours.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's easy to forget us way up here, but, yes, Canadians have what's called a Credit Score. It goes up and down every time you make a purchase on a credit card, borrow money (and pay it back), pay your rent, do your taxes, whatever. You can find out what it is for free. Every single time you want to get a loan or make a major purchase, they will access your Credit Score before they decide if you're worthy. Dating someone with good credit is excellent advice.

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehee hadn't heard this one before.

    DEW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouth literally fell open. I love things like this.

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Its kinda true. From etymoline : serving as an external sign or symbol of some fact," c. 1400, significatif, "having meaning, meaningful," from Latin significativus, from significat-, stem of significare "make known, indicate" (see signify). Related: Significatively.

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    #3

    MTV humorous post celebrating 43 years, thanking for 14 years of music.

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    Linda Gilliam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just shot Diet Coke out thru my nose, when I read about the 14 years !! That's HILARIOUS !!!!

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was quite funny when it was first posted, which must be not far off 14 years ago now.

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    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most everyone I knew used to love watching music videos on MTV. It is sad how MTV has devolved into what they are now.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I don't understand what happened nor do I understand why.

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    Dorothea Stovall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. The summer I graduated high school we all sat around and watched the very first video.

    Garth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video killed the radio star - The Buggles

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are kids today that probably don't know that MTV ever had music.

    Ram Lastname
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 50 and I don’t know MTV ever had/has anything other than music... OK, I’m not in America, but still.

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can never have nice things.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember as a tween sitting on the couch and watching that station come on the air for the first time. Man, that was exciting! It really did used to be a great channel.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen before but still makes me laugh. I remember when it was all about the music videos. There was no youtube then.

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I remember watching Inu Yasha and vision of escaflown on MTV...

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    Dad jokes seem to have universal appeal across cultures, notes Marc Hye-Knudsen, a humor researcher and lab manager at Aarhus University. For example, in Japan, they have a concept called oyaji gyagu, which can be translated to ‘old men’s gags’ or ‘middle-aged men’s gags’. In Danish culture, they’ve adopted the modern term ‘dad jokes’. But in the past, they referred to it as onkel humor (‘uncle humor’) and morfar vittigheder (‘grandfather jokes’).

    #4

    Funny Facebook post showing a truck mistaken for a dumpster, highlighting humorous perspectives.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aesthetically, you weren't wrong.

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that registration plate say "DicSize41"?

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I saw one was last week, driving through Niagara Falls New York and I thought, "oh look, someone's just learned how to weld and they've constructed some some crazy looking car for their first attempt... Maybe their child drew a picture of a car and they tried to make similar in real life version...Good for them for trying." Imagine my surprise when I found out that this is $100,000 vehicle.

    Sparky4
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too far down in the comments to get the attention it deserves.

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    Julia Cargile
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be uglier than a Yugo.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it is harder to push because it is heavier.

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    Leah C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It belongs in a Resident Evil game from the 90s.

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough polygons for that. More like a PC racing game from the early 90s. I'm thinking Papyrus IndyCar Racing from 1993.

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    Gwyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no accounting for stupid rich people's tastes

    Arenite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no accounting for stupid rich people.

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    L H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a picture of one of these I feel like the internet is playing a practical joke on me

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see one of these, I think it looks like the cars kids drew in fourth grade, except those were better.

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    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like a cheap electric shaver with wheels.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were almost correct. It belongs in a dumpster.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a moment to figure out that it was a Cybertruck. For a minute I thought it was some type of Redneck trailer that you see people making from beds of old Pickup Trucks that they use to haul s**t.

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    #5

    Text from a funny Facebook group: "Pro-tip: Carry binoculars when hiking to look like you're appreciating nature, not fighting for air."

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    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will be able to tell from my heavy breathing

    John Smith (he/him/xy/️)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real protip is learning not to care for other people's opinions

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to a class that is at the top of a massive hill and you can only park at the bottom. I always get a coffee on the way there so that it looks like I’ve stopped to have a sip, rather than catch my breath!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink coffee, but I'm going to start carrying my water in a coffee cup.

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    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I need the added weight!!

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what my dog does, at least when I stop him and pretend there is something interresting in the grass for him to smell. Luckily, it often is

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can stop worrying what strangers that you're never going to see again think about you.

    David L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We often take time to appreciate the majesty and grandeur of the view.

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    So why are dads across generations and countries so invested in this corny kind of humor? Comedy critic and dad Jason Zinoman has an explanation. “The demise of a dad’s sense of humor begins in early parenthood while workshopping jokes in front of babies, tiny philistines who think peekaboo is a hilarious bit of misdirection,” he writes.

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    When kids grow into toddlers, they fixate on trivial things, making it easy to amuse them with silly remarks. “Like so many lazy comics, we parents pander. If jokes work, they stay in the set. Gradually, we become hooked on cheap laughs.”

    As children become older, dads are reluctant to let go of the jokes they’ve come to love. “When their humor matures, they mock ours and, in their search for a critical language to express their contempt, the dad joke was born.”

    #6

    Funny post about Texas weather in August with humorous response suggesting extreme heat.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a bit hotter than that."

    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I went to San Antonio in October. It was 95f with a dewpoint of 80. Too humid to get cremated but daaaaaang. Texas people are super heros at heat management

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man once said that if he owned Texas and hell he would rent out Texas and live in hell.

    Jane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try living in Arizona

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe a little hotter, but lower humidity? That doesn't sound too bad.

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    Jorie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went in April years ago. Still haven't dried out from the humidity. It was almost surreal.

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida just a few slices too crazy for you, then?

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Austin in August and walked around for hours. I was so sweaty and gross, and so was everyone else.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on which part, "have you ever been cremated in the jungle?" It gets humid AF where my sister lives.

    Beth Walker
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't play the Heat Olympics, because "humid hot" is its own kind of hell. Anyone who has visited the Phoenix Metro, Tucson or Yuma regions of Arizona in July and August know that we have one as well, though. (There are people in other regions looking at both Arizona and Texas, going "B*tch, please!" Lol)

    Irene Bucior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Scottsdale AZ. We haven’t had a day under 100* in over 105 days. Some days 115* +

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    #7

    Funny post: Wood plank with grain resembling an ostrich face.

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    paigeofcolors
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on board with your jokes. I wood tell you a joke but I can't think of any right now.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that piece of wood even if I didn't need any

    Nymbosox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the one on the left could be a sloth

    LiterallyJustKen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting Loony Toons vibes from this

    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caused a full on snicker. Nice.

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    #8

    Funny post with text about a neighbor talking to her cat and a dog laughing, from a Facebook group.

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    Kzincat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this to my cat. She is not amused. 😼

    Lukas Hörmann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only people who don´t talk to their Pets are crazy

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is reckoned that cats actually understand more language than dogs do. It’s just beneath their dignity to do anything about it.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cats understand everything you say, others understand their names and "Food" and maybe a (very) little more.

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    DEW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two rescued dogs. 1 is really smart and 8 out of 10 times I know what she wants and feel like we can communicate. The other 1 has some issues. He will chase a squirrel across the fence and see where it went but will spend 2 minutes running back and forth at the fence. They both look like chihuahua's. The smart one is chihuahua and poodle. The one with issues is chihuahua and bichon frise. Love them both all the same.

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, cat understood, just doesn't give a damn 😼😽

    Garth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So David Berkowitz....talk to your dog much ? Has he asked you to kill anyone lately ? (Google it)

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad state of affairs if someone had to google it

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    Tony Chambers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat translated the joke for the dog.

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    Regardless of the audience, the biggest fans of dad jokes are probably other dads. For example, Zinoman recounts a moment he once shared with another father. At a kids’ birthday party, one dad mentioned he had just “cobbled together” summer camps for his child. Zinoman quipped that camps in the area are very “cobble-able”. Catching on, the other dad grinned and said, “Cobble Hill,” referring to a nearby neighborhood.

    #9

    Two individuals in red uniforms, with one facepalming. Text overlay makes a "Wok Like an Egyptian" joke.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a 24-hours Chinese restaurant in our town. 'Wok Around The Clock'.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the title of Lee Mack's nonexistent cookbook. Available in stores nowhere. (This one's for WILTY fans.)

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    Joeshar
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the kitchen wall: You will never Wok alone

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic (kind of?), but I always forget about Riker’s very pretty eyes.

    Jane Hower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest Chinese cookbook is titled "101 ways to wok your dog" hehe

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Egypt is considered Middle Eastern.

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    #10

    Funny Facebook post about a clever boy teasing a man about eating candy and minding his own business.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that little boy just threatened that man.

    Oerff On Tour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boy is going places. I don't know where exactly, though. It could be far, it could be jail

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Italy we have a saying "Mind your own business and you'll live 100 years".

    Mariele Scherzinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult, I know that as soon as I lost my appetite, another will come right up (Jerry Seinfeld paraphrase).

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Gabriel Iglesias bit with the hotel staff who couldn't believe his last name was spelled with an I.

    Matt Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Helps that I just watched that bit not too long ago :)

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    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is that most people don't know good advice when they hear it.

    Nancy Fooks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a kid, I'd pray he was just like this lil dude

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    #11

    Funny Facebook post about a cyclist misunderstanding a shouted warning and crashing into a cow.

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've seen someone like herbivore.

    kitten levels tokyo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman must have been looking over her shoulder to not see that large herbivore.

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na Nanna nanna na na na eta this is litteraly a norwegian butter commercial. Without the man and the finger.

    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously she had some self-conscious issues to take it the way she did 🤔

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    “The best argument for dad jokes is that bad art can be tremendous fun. Anyone who tells you differently has never cackled their way through an abysmal movie as they made fun of it with good friends, or gleefully beat a joke into the ground,” Zinoman says. “Some of the biggest laughs of my life have been from bad jokes, because what’s funnier than failure?”

    #12

    Two men on Wheel of Fortune with funny text overlay, part of a Facebook group post.

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    Shmee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye see what you did there

    Garth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did good on Famous Pirates category

    Gayle Shull Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious! Does he ever ask for an I? 😎

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    #13

    Funny Facebook post about vegan comment and family bucket joke.

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    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The piece of broccoli you're eating had a whole family tree.

    Ashley_Kirin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that "animal friendly fake leather" jacket you're wearing is made of plastic, will be ruined in a week and will sit on a land fill for decades to come.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s about degrees. At least an animal wasn’t killed to make it.

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    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohana means family, and family means that no one gets left behind

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny, you compassionless a*s-hat. Wings are for flying,not frying. Go vegan for the animals.

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    #14

    Funny Facebook post with humorous funeral message on a red background.

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    Pitbull Dad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about ya throw the coffin and see how many are next?

    Sabrina Longo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To avoid biases (and cause it'd be awesome) the flowers on the coffin should be set on something that catapults them into the crowd.

    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it counts unless you throw it yourself.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will have to specify, or Im throwing them all since we are all in line

    Brenda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to pur this in my final wishes!!

    Mr.Li
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allow me to tell a joke. Little Fritz and his friends are sitting in their treehouse. One of his friends then "Uugghhh tomorrow I have to go and attend a wedding....and my whole family is there..... with lots of aunts.....the horror." Little Fritz: "I feel ya boy. The struggle is real, when they all come over pointing at you, giggling and saying stuff like "hohoho you will be the next hohoho". But you wanna know when they stopped doing this? Last year when we were at my great grandfathers funeral. I pointed at them giggled and sayd "hohoho you will be the next ones"

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, should I be glad this person is dead they sound like a real...

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    “Believing wholeheartedly in something lame is very funny,” agrees Christian Smith, a comedian from Toronto and a father to a two-year-old. “The lamer the better and the more you do it with a mischievous grin, the more you’ll get away with it.”

    He likes to tease his wife with this one: “Do you have a raisin?” he asks, knowing she’ll inevitably respond with a no. “Well, how about a date?”

    #15

    Text overlay on chocolate bars saying Dove chocolate tastes better than their soap. Funny Facebook group post humor.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the chocolate severely underperforms in the shower.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try drinking from that Irish Spring, either.

    Kel_how
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having tried both, I'd much rather eat their soap than their chocolate

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you've had a lot of experience eating soap I take it?

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone noticed that the candy bars the kids used to walk around and sell for a dollar, has gotten so much smaller, and it's only worth about 50 cent if that??

    Tony Chambers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad loved both. I guess he swang both ways.

    Gayle Shull Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No argument from me! I have yet to eat their soap, but I was forced to eat Lava soap for having a potty mouth before! Yucky! 🤢

    Mandira Basu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soap is not supposed to be eaten!!!

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    #16

    "Funny post about a man asking for a swimming pool donation, receiving a glass of water instead."

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man rings he door. A mother with five kids opens. The man starts: " I am collecting donations for the Orphanage." The Woman looks at her kids and thinks for for a second before turning back to the man. " Right." She says. " you can have two."

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You started the revenue stream. ;)

    tony field
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . With a dash of urine, sort of like sourdough starter.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say, this made me chuckle.

    Gayle Shull Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One glass at a time might take awhile but they were the ones who asked for a donation, after all … 😳

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a joke from Jimmy Carr.

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    #17

    Funny post about identical twins Amal and Juan with a humorous twist on shared identity.

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    Paulo Antonio Moreira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English is not that good. Is there a pun, word trick here?

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. When you have seen one (jaun) you've seen them all (amal)

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used to keep a picture in her wallet. She'd ask people if they'd like to see her pride and joy. When they said yes, she'd show them the picture--it was a bottle of Pride detergent and Joy dish soap. Mom was an early adopter of the Dad Joke.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the daddest of all dad-jokes.

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    In a world where many jokes aim to offend or belittle, dad jokes do the opposite—they’re harmless and bring people together. Another Canadian comedian Dylan Gott, who has a three-year-old son and is expecting another child this month, shares, “The key to a good dad joke is uniting the rest of your family against you.” This is especially helpful if others are feeling anxious. “You come in and say something that makes everyone forget about the tense situation.”

    #18

    Funny post about a kid's imaginative take on cleaning, inspired by a Facebook group with over 900K members.

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    TheOneAndOnlyLightFury
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents pull that on my siblings a lot XD

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you watched from another dimention?

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    Julie Love
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go listen to The Monster in the Closet. By Uncle Bonsai. It's on YouTube

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this kid is old enough to understand what dear old mom is trying to do.

    Sp!ke Brannigan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😃😄😆😛😝🤪😜😂🤣😅😁😀!!!!!

    #19

    Text post with humor about fear of serial killers, from a Facebook group.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a serial killer farting while you are playing dead.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than having him making sure you're dead.

    Tony Chambers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I would love to go out with a good laugh. The last laugh, one might say.

    Tanya bielak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would just have to yell cow and I would be dead

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the way i always lost at hide and seek.....the seeker say some funny, I start giggling and he caught me.....every single time.......

    Gayle Shull Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t it depend on what s**t you are saying? 🧐

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    #20

    Funny Facebook post showing "Plant Based Mashed Potato" label with humorous text above.

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    Trin DM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they switched cow milk and butter for something else.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a proper dish of mashed potatoes, you need the same quantity of potatoes and butter (salted of course); and when serving the dish, don't forget to add some butter, otherwise it is too dry

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant Based is the name of the range but I still chuckle to myself whenever I see this in store.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are entirely right. Just shows the marketing team had a sense of humour - or completely missed it!

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    Alexandra Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because Asda's normal mash (and most store bought) use dairy products that vegans and those with dairy allergies (like me) can't have. So yes potato is a vegetable but the stuff they add to the potatoes aren't. Like some roast potatoes are cooked in duck fat. So whilst the potatoes again are plant based, the rest of the ingredients aren't.

    Alhara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most mashed potatoes have dairy.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the potatoes are certified. Not made with those awful counterfeit potatoes!

    Dorothea Stovall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's the salted butter and cream.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s mashed potatoes, in which milk and butter are often added, so maybe that’s it?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, somewhere in the middle of the package it does say that it is vegan.

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    Julie Love
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey people bought that "fat free" hard candies were healthier than the pure sugar rocks without the claim

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. That's so painfully bad. I'll have to keep an eye out during my next shop - Asda is only down the road for me.

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    Moreover, dad jokes have been scientifically shown to positively influence children’s development. A study by The British Pscyhological society, led by Marc Hye-Knudsen, suggests that when fathers tell corny jokes, they push their kids’ limits for handling awkward situations. This helps children become more resilient to judgment and embarrassment, preparing them to grow into confident, empowered adults.

    #21

    Dinosaurs helping build pyramids, humor from a popular Facebook group with over 900K members.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a scientific explanation for the pyramids. /j

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope they don't unionize, can you imagine a labor strike with those bad boys? Yikes!

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just..... Jurassic Snark.....🤣

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noah's Ark must have been bigger than people assume to include two of every kind of dinosaur.

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the dinos were simply too big to wipe out with a flood.

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    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that triceratops very big, or very close? I’m no expert, but the scale is completely off there isn’t it. Wondering if it’s photoshopped

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course why did we not work this out before.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right hand picture is why the USA has OSHA /j

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    #22

    "Funny Facebook post about hereditary craziness, with black background and white text."

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was gonna be like: “I laugh because I know I don’t have any kids.”

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it? In this particular case, is something being inherited?

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    #23

    Funny post: A driver mistakes bird droppings for a spy balloon on the windshield.

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the Chinese want you to think! Wake up Sheeple!

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s fine, I asked Alexa if she secretly listens to everything I say and sells my secrets, and if the robots are planning an uprising. She assured me that she does not work for Skynet, and doesn’t know anything about a digital apocalypse. So it’s ok everyone, I trust her, we’re safe

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    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but did the Big Guy get his ten percent?

    Judy Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is giggle out loud funny! Tks

    Cynthia Marrs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has me laughing uncontrollably.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    194? 🤨 I guess even balloons follow Google maps instead of weather patterns these days.

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    Hye-Knudsen points out that dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers instinctively use to engage their children—a trait observed across multiple species, including primates. This makes dad jokes a natural outcome of a behavior that has existed for millions of years.

    #24

    Roadrunner walking with text humorously debunking childhood myths in a popular Facebook group post.

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    Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, he did only run on two legs. Maybe his front legs are where all the speed is?

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it could be, or it could just be that the roadrunner can fly...all those scenes where his legs were spinning round, they really were not touching the ground.

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    Ann Murray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have roadrunners in Australia. I spent my whole childhood thinking they were as big as a coyote.

    Layla Layla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything in your adulthood is a lie too

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes the last shred of my beliefs.

    Shmee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO!! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, LIFE IS A SIMULATION

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you don't try to use anything from the Acme catalog.

    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may run fast, but Roadrunner was smarter.

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but in reality the coyote doesn’t get an anvil dropped on his head before he catches up.

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    #25

    Four people in a meme about generational attitudes toward feelings, shared in a popular Facebook group.

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    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very xennial, I'm in therapy for the few feelings I have.

    Raider Wiz
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xennial here... I'm in mandatory therapy because HR said I need to consider ppl have feelings.

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    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like the order they listed the generations. Put them chronologically! 😂

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so few references to Gen X even existing, we treasure whatever few jokes we get... except we don't know how.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like every post about 'generations' should have a key next to it for those of us that don't have a clue about what the x, y and z mean, either from the date ersepective or what their stereotypical characteristics are supposed to be.

    Squirrelly Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know really know them, but I'll try a quick run down. The greatest generation were born before or during the first world war and into the great depression and were young adults for WW2. I believe they're called the greatest because they fought in WW2. The silent generation was born during the great depression through WW2. The boomers are short for baby boomers because so many people whose lives were put on hold for the war suddenly settled down and had kids after the war was over, creating a baby boom. They were born in the roughly 20 years after WW2. Generation x comes next. They are mostly ignored in generational conversations, just as they were generally ignored growing up. The Era of the latch key kid. Gen x were from mid 1960's to 1980ish. Next is gen y, also called the millennials, named because they entered adulthood or adolescence around the year 2000. Gen y is from. 1980 to mid 1990's. Gen z follows from mid 1990's to around 2010. Gen Alpha is currently growing up.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, GenX here. Parents were Silent Generation. My mother's favourite saying when I'd get upset was, "You've got to be better than that."

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have my sympathies because that’s horrible. My parents were hippies.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddhists: do not become attached to those feelings. Ignore those feelings.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errrr… It’s so much more complicated than that. I almost feel like Buddhism is the epitome of nuance: desire is bad, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t strive to better yourself.

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    Sarah Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an unmedicated millennial rawdogging reality

    Draygon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im gen z but i fell like gen x rn

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resent the boomer panel..!

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    #26

    Humorous post from Facebook group: muscular man in a grocery aisle with a basket, wearing a tank top and cap.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That large man needs a kitten in his basket.

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he needs a bicycle pump for when one of the balloons starts to deflate

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    Sp!ke Brannigan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That large man is SO huge, even a full-grown sabertoothed cat in his basket would look like a kitten!!!!!

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a lot of people haven't got the joke, so here I am to explain again! The post is talking about the old man

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously? They’re just talking about the large dude… because he is a very large dude.

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to get a hug from him.

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, his bicep is bigger than the old man's head!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be the one in the light brown shirt, except wearing jeans with it.

    Cold Eagle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to work out did he large dude skip leg day?

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically he's wearing a 5% mask. Google Rich Piana...

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    “So to all the dads out there who love telling dad jokes to your kids: don’t let their groans, their eye-rolls, or their palpable irritation stop you,” encourages Hye-Knudsen. “You’re partaking in a long and proud tradition, and your embarrassingly awful jokes may even do them some good. Keep repeating the same old stale puns, year-in and year-out”.

    Hopefully, you’re now inspired to continue the legacy of making dad jokes and have found some inspiration from these posts for your next one. Remember, the cheesier the better!

    #27

    Two men in uniforms, one facepalming, above text joke about electric cars and music.

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    Patricia Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easy. They to "The Electric Light Orchestra" from the 70s

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got a buzz outta that one, beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here.

    Klingsor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ride the Lightning of course.

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    #28

    Man and woman having a humorous conversation about finding mistakes, highlighting funny Facebook posts.

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my parents 50th anniversary party where our small town was invited I gave a toast..."Here's to 47 happy years"...Mom yelled...it was 50 years ! ....I replied..."Dad always said 3 of them were not that great"

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave my late husband a t-shirt that said, "My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said!"

    Sp!ke Brannigan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is "misandry"?! I'm SO totally not familiar with that word.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the hatred/dislike for males. It is the opposite of misogyny, which is the hatred/dislike of females. Misanthropy is the hatred/dislike for all humans XD

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    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, I know how easy, tempting and at times fun it is to do this, but a guy needs his ego; it's what makes them want to take care of us. Just keep it in check.

    I_am_Allan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.facebook.com/shannonchad

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    63.4% of marriages don't make it to the 30 year mark.

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    #29

    Text meme from a Facebook group: "Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains."

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    Sp!ke Brannigan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😃😄😆😛😝🤪😜😂🤣😅😁😀 TIMES INFINITY SQUARED!!!!!

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For whatever reason I read your reply as "times infinity squidward" and now I can't unsee it.

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    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yetis always been a little cooler

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so dumb I love it.

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    #30

    Text post from a Facebook group: "My wife said: 'That's the 4th time...'"

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    h m goodman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i came to, she was eating my dessert ..

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when the fight started...

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you don't like sex with your wife ,right?

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then everything went dark

    #31

    Person humorously using a small camping tent near a lake, referencing a funny Facebook post.

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody’s cat would love that.

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    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can anyone expect when the price is $2.98 with free shipping?

    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying from Temu you don't deserve anything less

    Sheila Cobb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get from Temu!! Lol

    CorgiGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey don't knock Temu. Their products are inexpensive but the quality for most of their stuff is really good

    Lisa Pisa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their staff work 14 hour days and get paid peanuts.

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    Wild Fire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahahahahaha!! Oh! My sides!!

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't that the truth. Everything from there appears life size online then in reality it's hamster size.

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    #32

    Text on image with laughing emojis about funeral service price increase.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cost of living for whoever pays for the funeral because they didn't have the foresight to die first.

    SarCaustic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they added the word 'not' sotto voice between 'of' and 'living'?

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cost of the funeral home manager's living 😂

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funeral director told me they all charge the same amount but the cost goes up depending on how many services you want. I believe that's BS cause combing the hair is a service right along with closing the coffin. They take after hospitals that charge for a tissue. There is a cost for every little thing!

    Justin Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI... it's cheaper to buy your urn and placement site or coffin and burial plot while you're alive. I'm 48 and already have mine.

    #33

    Funny post from a Facebook group: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

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    Shmee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If humanity even makes it to 5050

    Doug Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys shouldn't read these types of threads, it's obvious you don't get it.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the 50/50 part? People get it.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " In the year 2525 if man is still alive...if woman can survive...they may find..." - Zager and Evans

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 5050 is anything like 2020... um

    The Abe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the year 5555; Your arms hangin' limp at your sides; Your legs got nothin' to do; Some machine's doin' that for you...

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    #34

    Person blurred behind fork prongs with humorous text about looking at their wife through a fork.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth a try. Thanks.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my wife makes me mad I garden. Recently I was digging in the garden and found gold coins...I was going to rush inside to tell her....then I remembered why I was digging in the garden

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but what if she’s in jail for murdering you?

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't get caught doing this...she read BP too.

    Okay, whatever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this for over 60 years to whomever I want

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    won't change my urge to smack him with my cane

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is she looking back with a steak knife?

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    #35

    Funny Facebook group post with maps and birds labeled with humorous names that middle school boys can't handle.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 42-year-old woman and I giggled at all of them and said them ALL out loud XD

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    Ann Murray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a first aid teacher. Said the word nipple in front of a class of 15 year old boys....won't make that mistake again.

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with an immigrant from there. I think of it often. 😅

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heehehhehehee, ya Titicaca Titicaca. I am Cornhulio!!

    Shmee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime my Spanish teacher would tell us about Lake Titicaca, all the guys in my class would start giggling and it *infuriated* him

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm practically an old lady, but I still laugh when they say Uranus and Titicaca on Jeopardy!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50F here... Every.Single.Time. My level of maturity also includes my s/o and I trying to 'trick' the other into saying 'underwear'.

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    Mark Fuller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Phuket, Thailand.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phuket - I'm not going to try to remember that name.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lake Titicaca was an answer on Jeopardy recently and even Ken Jennings smirked at it. Plus you're never too old for a Uranus joke. :)

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    #36

    Text post humorously comparing life to a jar of jalapenos, not chocolates.

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    CaliCoast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forest would never talk like that!

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it might burn your butt-tocks tomorrow". That better? 😁

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    Wild Fire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha! Now that's the truth!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we can put the jalapenos In the chocolate?

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually do a comparison of how much I want the spicy now v how much I'm going to regret it in the morning. Every time I think, yeah future me will not mind a burning bum.

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    #37

    “Golf bag with misspelled 'Assembery in USA' label, humorously highlighted.”

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be China, could be our American education system.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The logical conclusion to the Republican agenda is to ban all books except the bible.

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    Serial pacifist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gene Assembery, the cousin of Gene Roddenbery.

    Nikki Angulo
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    1 year ago

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    Lisa Pisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could very well be someone from America... these days I wouldn't be at all surprised!

    CheaderMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been put together in Usa, Japan. This was a legitimate issue years ago.

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    #38

    Man in sunglasses by water, with text: "Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly." Funny Facebook post.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Gullible” is the only English word in common usage that does not appear in any dictionary.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that the phrase "Dammit I'm Mad" written backward is "Damnit I'm Mad" ...now ya know...

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I set my all passwords to "incorrect"....so when I type it wrong the computer says "your password is incorrect"

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been lied to. I thought "incorrectly" when spelled right is "RIGHT".

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In which case, it is spelled incorrectly, as it should be spelled incorrectly and if spelled right is obviously spelled incorrectly. A sentence which makes my eyes bleed.

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    Nevid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In French, we had a spelling reform in the 90s and those idiots in the language council made it optional to use instead of making it the mandatory new spelling, meaning the traditional and reformed spelling are technically both correct. But obviously, because of how stupidly it was all handled, most people are unaware there was a spelling reform and the classical and reformed spelling got mixed up. Now, there are many words a lot of people are convinced are spelled one way and other people are convinced are spelled an other way. Technically they are both correct, but you can never be right with these words because no matter how correctly you spell them, you're still spelling it wrong for someone else.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food is the only word in the english language with double 'o'. Need proof?

    Megan F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy. Legendary SNL.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically true, though wrongly is also spelled wrongly when spelled correctly.

    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary, how would anyone know? 😉

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    #39

    Checklist of "dad jokes" highlighting funny posts from a large Facebook group with over 900K members.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprisingly dad for a middle aged childless woman

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likewise. Except, it's not resting my eyes, it's checking my eyelids for light leaks. According to my dad.

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    paigeofcolors
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am apparently very dad even though I'm a girl and also a teen lmao

    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people do you think are dead there ? ( when driving by a cemetery )

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is "all of them ".

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    74 yrs old and female. I got 100% on this test. Do I get an "A"?

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know I have kids. But apparently I do, because I check all the boxes

    Sydney B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out my mom is actually a dad 😆

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m moderately dad despite being under 18 and non binary

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “People don’t know how to drive in this town,” is not a dad thing, it’s an anyone-who-can-drive thing 😂

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get, the nearer I am for the Bingo.

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    #40

    Elderly man with a long beard in a field, humorous online shopping meme from a popular Facebook group.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a Doberman Pinscher, and boy does he annoy my wife for some reason.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered steamed shrimp for delivery and an angry dwarf showed up...

    Ingrid Mackay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Amish and a swing on that one

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Gerald McRaney (from Major Dad and Jericho) with a beard.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the tip.. I think I ll order a BBQ Master.

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a f#$@ing Australian Shepherd.

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    #41

    SUV with "Come and Take It" decal; top shows intact window, bottom shows broken window. Funny Facebook group post.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But Officer! I was just doing what the sign told me to!"

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funny that this guy had commie AK-47s on there and not good old 'murican guns

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I over heard a man selling a gun to a customer (young man,buying first gun) "don't go putting one of those stupid gun stickers on your truck. It's just f*****g advertising for thieves.

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally a big part of the reason so many guns fall into even wronger hands.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen no evidence that any gun was ever stolen, just a window that's been smashed because someone didn't like what the sign said.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How small does your penis have to be to put something like that on your window? Microscopic I'd guess.

    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he doesn't put that sticker on his new window.

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    #42

    Text image with a joke about sweet potatoes staying silent before they're "slaughtered," called "the silence of the Yams."

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    Al Fun
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, only plant-based mashed potatoes from now on!

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what point did the sweet potatoes turn into yams?

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly reminder that plants are also alive and have reproductive processes and stress responses.

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "have the yams stopped screaming, clarice?"

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    #43

    Humorous Facebook post: Storm season advice.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them in, and put it on. (You too, older guys.)

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not putting on a bra just for a news van. They'll be lucky if I put a shirt on.

    Ann Murray
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago my sister had to quickly leave her house due to flooding. She came to our house very upset because she had forgotten her teeth

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see Jim Cantore or the Waffle House closes (WH, is a real weather index) you're completely f****d!

    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, are we adding or subtracting here?

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    #44

    A couple holding hands in public with a humorous caption about romance and shopping from a popular Facebook group.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think SHE is holding HIS hand so he doesn’t wander off after shiny objects.

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevent him from buying another tool to add to his 1,200-piece tool collection.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tie a balloon around my partner's wrist so I can see which aisle he wandered off to.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on, stop pigeon holing

    Tony Chambers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ooooh, shiny things!", my husband at any market.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex bf held my hand because I walked faster than he did. He refused to go to a doctor to examine his bad knees.

    CorgiGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's old and very sexist. Men spend way more money on toys

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another high school grad who doesn't know the difference between wander and wonder.

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    #45

    Funny post shows a sign with humorous text about the struggles of being a grown-up.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true.

    morebirdsandroses
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I just swear now. Living alone has real advantages.

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    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. And when I sit down. And when I tie my shoes. And when I put on my socks. And when...

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I look too far to the left (when I look too far to the right, I yelp)

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    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to age your body is no longer on mute...

    Draygon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this and im in high school...

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely I'm taking these Dad's home, I just love laughing 🤣😂

    #46

    Text post humorously compares dating when older to finding a good shopping cart at Walmart.

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why I'm single, I don't shop at walmart.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm single because I don't like people. :)

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    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a saying women say in an outback town in Australia, where the male population outnumbers the women considerably...the odds are good, but the goods are odds.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get the one with 3 wheels and a hoof!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I’m married and sometimes I swear my husband’s wheels all just fall off sometimes. I’m just glad I’m good at finding them and helping him put them back on, once he’s come to his senses.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dating is like shopping carts......so many of them out in the parking lot....

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays it is EVERY store's shopping carts- they are all terrible. ....And for the love of God stay off Tinder ...you'll never find a good cart or date there.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully their wheel chair has a good set of tires on it too.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You walk around until you find someone who has one, and then take it when they're not looking?

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    #47

    Funny Facebook post of a couple in therapy, with humorous speech bubbles about dominance in their relationship.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: that's not his wife

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it misandry when she’s the one being stereotyped/laughed at? Edit: You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. ;p

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    #48

    Parking lot humor with a "G" sign on a pillar, found in a funny Facebook group.

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Park in the c section it will leave a scar but you get out faster.

    DuckDuckGooseberry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one got me tittering like a 12 year old. Side note. It was obviously made by a woman, because men can’t……

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well u mighta found A g spot but dont know how much this is gonna help ya but go ahead take the win

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say it's medical. Others contend it's mythical.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figure that people with a vag1na should get the final word.

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have called it "most informed minds" but whatever....

    Marlena Elias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did it take to find the G spot?

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    #49

    Funny post from Facebook group: "My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team" on a colorful background.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did, but without coaching. Ooops! ;)

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wander how all these thousands of years the human race managed to survive without life coaches.

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    #50

    Funny post with a pun using asparagus and a flat tire joke.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a cloth up to shade my asparagus garden. It was the awning of the cage of asparagus.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non- native -English speaking Pandas that would be: I should have brought [a spare with us.]

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to say it out loud till it clicked. 🙄

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    #51

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the rubber mat.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be very helpful in case you start falling.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I showed him the picture and it was still not right

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    #52

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bring the peanut butter. Your printer will bring the jam.

    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitten: this was better than the Dad joke

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it is perfectly legal to kill a printer with a hammer.

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just proves that we are indeed living in tough times.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promised my daughter an ice cream if she went for a walk with me. Got done with the walk, got her an ice cream sandwich from the "C" store, not the cone she was expecting. She learned to find out about details that day.

    alaina66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! HA! So me....if I had kids! :)

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll often order a salad, and it comes with a knife and fork. My usual comment: "If I need a knife to eat a salad, someone's not doin' something right!"

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite Dangerfield joke: We were so poor when I was a kid that if I wasn't born a boy I would not have had anything to play with.

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    bas moelard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words written on signs, is sign language

    Kel_how
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that not duct tape on her sign stick?

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling it duct tape. It is the worst tape to use to seal up air ducts.

    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people take up a good cause. 🙄

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    "Disembodied voice"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it's usually my dog and now I'm awake

    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog kisses can mean I have to go out, or I want some food, or I am bored lets play.

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    badmotorfinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or camping alone in Sasquatch country.

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    Hugh Crawford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, how dare he use a small amount of a non-renewable resource in an emergency instead of large quantities daily.

    Cynthia Marrs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric generators? ha ha

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to get a natural gas generator installed at his house.

    Mtownmick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to get a Kia EV6 he can use as a backup battery to run his house. Buy a better car.

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    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm against the abuse of d***s, yet I take a moment when I have a big headache. So I'm an hypocrite?

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is firmly in "Yet you participate in society! I am very intelligent!" territory.

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never quite grasped how Americans differentiate between petrol and belching.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by a divorce lawyer trolling for business.

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that. I get out of the hospital Tueday.

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why certain dishes haven’t been served in my parents’ house for 47 years. :p

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last half of the last sentence should be, “and she will tell you to do it your own damned self, because it’s now YOUR job, since your arms and legs aren’t broken, and you’re obviously the resident expert”.

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandad's been long dead, hasn't he?

    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially when it involves cooking. ALWAYS tell her how much better your mum cooked something so she will improve untill she makes it just as well

    Dee Rutherford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try it and suffer the consequences!!

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    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this higher...it's funny as $#!T

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    Sp!ke Brannigan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like she's having quintuplets!!!!!

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cow. Hope she has her babies right after this photo is taken. 😬

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    kitten levels tokyo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like humor like Jim Jones’ glasses, DARK.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustn't have been very tasty. Nobody went back for a refill.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went and told this to my brother. He replied, "I hate you!!" :D

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very illogical response for a Vulcan! 😆

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhh..... I just want to give him/her a hug and give him/her an ice cream in the hopes it lifts the mood. 😁

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new generation has no idea about Siamese Twin Meat Pac-Man.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every so often I get this hankering for fried polony. That means I actually have to go out and buy polony. I fry some and eat two slices and remember why I don't eat friend polony!

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried is the only acceptable way to eat bologna.

    Queeqec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the greasy hell, am I looking at? White sloppy bread with some could-be-cheese and a slice of 'yuk' covered in foaming grease? Thanks, I am out. Too old for that shιt

    B Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried bologna, one of my mom's comfort food (grew up poor) although she did it like a side to eggs like you would do bacon

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom sent me to grade school every day with a bologna sandwich. I never questioned it until I was about 11 and all of a sudden I went "WTF is this?". That was the last time I ever touched bologna. True story! :)

    Lindy Mac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White bread, fake cheese and some kind of meat oozing grease.... heart attack on a plate.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the UK. Don't recognise this.

    Vicky Phenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bologna with slits in the sides so it doesn't curl up when you pan fry it. Cooking like that gives it some texture and a slightly bitter flavor that somehow almost makes it taste like food.

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    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my lunch today only with 2 slices.

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