Marriage & Martinis is an online project by a couple from New Jersey, Adam and Danielle. Together they write a blog, produce a podcast, and have even released a book to help take the fun, sexiness, and deep connection of date night to the next level.

But with this article, let's focus on their social media. There, Adam and Danielle delight their followers with humorous content about marriage and parenting; the memes and jokes they reshare paint a hilariously accurate picture of family life, so let's have a look at them as well!

More info: marriageandmartinis.com | Instagram | Facebook

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Best Story Ending Ever.
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Proxima Centauri
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5 months ago

This is not a question of equality. This is not showing consideration for a person who is sick.

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#2

Genius!! Sign Me Up. (Via @mary.heglar)
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Ember
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5 months ago

Perfect....lol

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This selection, as a whole, really represents the way Adam and Danielle view marriage.

"It turns out that people will judge no matter what, so you really have to do what is best for you and your spouse, 'cause in the end, it boils down to the two of you and your connection," the couple wrote on their website.

"No one else can make that happen. We've learned so much along our journey and made so many mistakes, but we've never given up, and have found so much happiness inspite of all the hardship. No one said it was going to be easy, and it hasn't been. But man do we have fun, laugh, and keep each other youthful and wild. We also give each other gray hair and heartburn now, but we'll leave all that for the podcast."

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Please Let This Be Our Attitude This Next Month When We’re Being Inundated With Diet Culture. Our Thighs And Butts Are Just Damn Powerful 👏👏(Via @grrrl_clothing)
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5 months ago

I have grown very powerful over the years. Not only my pants, but my shirts also are too weak to sustain my mighty body parts.

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#4

I Love This!! (Via @jthreenme)
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Beuska
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5 months ago

very-very clever! I would like to apply that :)

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#5

Yes!!!! Older Women Are My Favorite Humans I Would Sign Up For This For Sure!! (Via Brandontrusso)
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#empoweredwomen #empowerwomen #womenofig #womenover60

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Mad Dragon
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5 months ago (edited)

Insta-Gran!

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That means fueling the spark even as you grow older and life starts adding more and more responsibilities. "As a stay-at-home-mom to three kids and two rescue dogs, I've learned how important it is to take time for myself and for Adam and me together," Danielle explained. "Laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous expectations placed on us by society as parents and spouses makes this journey so much more enjoyable."

"I think Adam and I are very in touch with the fact that if we take it all too seriously, we'll lose so many opportunities for fun, hilarity, and bonding. Marriage and parenting are seriously hard work. But it's all filled with mistakes and fails that we can either hide in humiliation or if we choose, we can share them and know that we're not alone. I much prefer that method."

"I like the idea of understanding that we're all struggling with the same experiences and fighting similar battles. It's also so nice to hear stories of people who have overcome these struggles and maybe have some advice and knowledge to help make it more tolerable for all of us. I think that describes Adam and me. We’ve been through so much in 20 years of being together, and we've stayed together. It hasn’t been easy, that’s for sure. But it has been worth it," the woman added.

#6

Why Am I Like This? (Via @samanthaaareece)
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#womenissues #womenofig #funnywomen #awkwardmoments

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Mad Dragon
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5 months ago

Every single time!

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#7

Ok That Really Is The Cutest Thing 😂🥰 Swipe Through To See How Relatable And Hilarious @not_thenanny Is And Then Go Follow Her!!
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#toddlerlife #funnykids #relatable #momlife

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Henry Russell
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5 months ago

thats cute

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#8

There’s Seriously Nothing Else Like It. ❤️❤️
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Nicola Roberts
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5 months ago

There are times when you don't want someone to offer solutions to your problems. Sometimes you just need a hug.

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Adam is on the same page. "When she had the idea to combine our love for inappropriate conversation, podcasts, and cocktails, it definitely piqued my interest," he recalled the origins of Marriage & Martinis.

"Plus I've seen how much people seem to relate to Danielle's blog and I think this will be an awesome extension of that, with the same 'real and authentic' voice saying, 'we're far from a perfect couple, but we're trying our best and we've never given up on one another.' It will be a new journey, and I think it will be really fun and interesting to see where it goes. Mostly though, I'm really looking forward to embarrassing the crap out of my wife."

Which is probably what many of the people in the pictures are guilty of too!

#9

This Is Awesome. (Via Twitter.com/Annedoepner)
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Emmaline Yuzu
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5 months ago

We all need someone who will listen and support without judgement.

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#10

Lol Introvert/Extrovert Couple Problems. 😂😂 So Relatable. (Via @authorabbyjimenez)
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Serial pacifist
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5 months ago

Probably as a best man.

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#11

Nope Nope Nope!!!! For My Garbage Rant Head To My Stories Lol.
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Mad Dragon
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5 months ago (edited)

Also, if you take the last of the toilet paper, put the new roll on the spindle, don’t just leave the roll on top of the toilet tank!

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#12

Lol!! (Via @amysilverberg)
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June
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5 months ago

Men is too headache

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#13

This Is Next Level Genius (Dm For Credit).
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Jo Choto
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5 months ago

I get so irritated by Americans who think "voila" is "waaa laaa".

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#14

Marriage Tip: We Always Want Some.
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Artsy Bookworm
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5 months ago

Awww

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#15

Ummmm….thanks But No Thanks. Follow @mommyneedsalife For More!!
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Mari
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5 months ago

How sweet though

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#16

Yes It’s A True Story, Yes She Laughed When I Showed Her This, And No I’m Not Drinking Her College Fund Because That Would Be Like One Drink. We’re Bad At Saving.
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Kishibe Angelo
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5 months ago

this is like the time my brother got stuck upside down on the monkey bars, so i had to help him. told him to let his legs go and his only reply was "i don't wanna im gonna fall to the sky" i said thats not how gravity works buddy

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#17

Not All Heroes Wear Capes 🙌👏
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JitkaBlitka
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5 months ago

I feel that one! Every year I did presents for my husband's family, until this year I finally realized why tho? It wasn't that he made me do it, I just kind of did together with other gifts and never ocured to me before, that it could be his problem. I ranted about it every year but never told him. Sometimes I am thick as hell.

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#18

Starting My Day Getting To Scroll Through My Friend @sarabellab123’s Hilarious Memes Makes Me So Happy. Swipe Through And Then Go Follow @sarabellab123
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LH25
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5 months ago

LOL-had this conversation with hubby this morning

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#19

I Did Not. 😂🤷‍♀️
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CaptainDinosaur
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5 months ago

😂

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#20

Lol This Is Exactly How It Is In My Household 😂😂 #dogobsessed #makingoutwiththedog (Via @crazybitchprobs_)
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d bradley
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5 months ago

you need to wag your tail more when he gets home

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#21

Any Teacher Who Has Ever Had One Of My Children Will Tell You This Is My Kids’ Entire Lives 👏👏 #momcantgethershittogether
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Harrison Miller
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5 months ago

well said lol

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#22

Oh Man This Is Too Accurate Lol. (@therealabbyhasissues Via @herviewfromhome)
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Henry Russell
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5 months ago

ive been getting ready to make my bed for 1 year

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#23

Sure, Just Relax 🙄😩 (Via Authorabbyjimenez )
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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5 months ago

Thanks baby. Let's do the opposite. You do my part, I do yours.

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#24

Mine Is A Teenager Now And I Have Actually Thought About Doing This. Follow @stay.at.homies For More!!
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Madre_Dr4gnZFly
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5 months ago

But MOM!! She's got to tell you right then so she doesn't forget!

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#25

Sometimes We Parents Have Gotta Do What We Gotta Do. (Twitter/Authorgaylord Via @stephaniejankowski)
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Mari
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5 months ago

With their teacher because they don't wanna eat their vegetables!

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#26

Accurate. (@kilo178 Via @sammichespsychmeds)
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Artsy Bookworm
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5 months ago

Yep. Feeling all that right now. And so here reading BP and ignoring my work...😶

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#27

**gets Up To Pee For The 6th Time 😫🤦‍♀️ (Via Twitter.com/Coolpenname)
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Aria Whitaker
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5 months ago

LOL

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#28

This Is All I Really Ask For. Via @mytherapistsays
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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5 months ago

You may be doing something wrong during the night. Just saying. 😜

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#29

You Mean Adam Isn’t The Only One Who Does This?? Swipe Through To See How Awesome @sarabellab123 Is And Then Go Follow Her!! @sarabellab123
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5 months ago

Memories of dad.

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#30

Lol Yup I’m That Wife. Via @thedad
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Ines Olabarria-Smith
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5 months ago

I do that.

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#31

This Will Happen.
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Sue User
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5 months ago

Glad I am not the only one. Imagining a cluster of tiny houses, paths to a fire pit...i think i just described hobbiton.

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#32

The Accuracy 👏👏 Follow @sarabellab123 For More!!
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Jennifer Norton
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5 months ago

this sums up parenthood 100%!!!!!

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#33

For Real Though. (Via @simoncholland)
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Artsy Bookworm
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5 months ago

Should be with THE NAP!

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#34

It Will Be Ok. (@cmichelcarter Via @filterfreeparents)
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JitkaBlitka
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5 months ago

We called that "the hunt". "What's for dinner?" - "just go hunt something for yourself."

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#35

We Have A Strict Policy Here.
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Kai David
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5 months ago

It seems that now since everyone is home for school and work, I am doing triple the laundry. As I put items out of the dryer, I often say "when did they wear this? I never saw this on any one? He never wears that for me?" 🤔

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#36

Yup!! (Via Tiktok: Annbmanning Please Dm Me If You Know Her Ig Handle!!)
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Serial pacifist
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5 months ago

You actually managed to get all the suitcases in the trunk?!

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#37

They Just Get Me But Don’t Judge Me.
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Jo Choto
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5 months ago

Yeah, we all need to be able to vent while understanding that you still love that person you're venting about.

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#38

And That’s Before I’ve Been Drinking. Follow @janetforklift For More!
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Buren
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5 months ago

I get into an Uber, chanting in my head 'don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me nope don't

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#39

A Little To The Left.... Follow @sarabellab123 For More!
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Artsy Bookworm
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5 months ago

It's go time!!!

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#40

This Will Always Be One Of My Top 5 Favorite Relationship Memes. The Accuracy Is Perfection. Follow @themommymemeoirs For More!!
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Arctic Fox Lover
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5 months ago

Ryan should just stop lol

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#41

The Temperature One Is No Joke!! @parkerlawyer Via @sarcastic_mommy
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Ryan Deschanel
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5 months ago

Don't do n°4, or else mankind will go extinct.

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Yes!!!! And I Need These Alone! (Sorry, Adam). (Credit Unknown).
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Dawn Thomas-Cameron
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5 months ago

All different weeks though.

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#43

I Feel This So Hard 😂😂 (Creator Unknown).
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Orange Is Aging
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5 months ago

No blur!

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#44

If This Doesn’t Sum Up My Relationship With Working Out And Eating I Don’t Know What Does!!!! Give Me All The Bread! Follow @dadandburied For More!
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5 months ago

Slowly move backwards to a safe distance and break out the emergency chocolate treats. Gently lob them, do not handfeed untill sobbing stops if you are fond of your fingers and wish to keep them. She'll be ok.

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#45

Of Course It Was. From The Always Hilarious @macgyveringmom22
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LH25
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5 months ago

So true. 9 times out of 10 I can tell hubby where whatever he is looking for without looking for it myself. The other time, I can usually find it by looking.

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#46

Accurate. Follow @spicydisastermama For More!!
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kathryn stretton
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5 months ago

Depends who's doing the cleaning part.

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#47

The Only Thing Is Don’t Love About The Nice Weather Is People Outside Can Hear My Son’s Bloodcurdling Screams When I Try To Cut His Nails 🙄😫. Follow @momtransparenting For More!
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Eagle Girl
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5 months ago

Always send wine. In case you're wondering, wine is always the answer.

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#48

Nailed It!
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Artsy Bookworm
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5 months ago

That's what you say

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#49

How I Wish This Wasn’t The Truth 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ (Twitter: Williamader Via @imightbefunny1)
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Ryan Deschanel
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5 months ago

Has there ever been another reason? I think not.

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#50

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ It Me. Follow @mommy_uncensored For More.
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Mrs. Mir
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5 months ago

Here I am!!

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