40 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

I heard that!

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

mission accomplished

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

Adore this!

This is so true

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

This must be universal

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he'll run out of pants/socks/etc and when he asked I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry?"

I'm a guy and also a house-husband. I wash dishes, clean the house, do the washing and then hang it up and fold it all when it's dry. My ex always used to throw her clothes around the house for me to pick up. Being a slob is not just a male thing.

Happens constantly...yet he alphabetized my spice drawer...go figure.

my husband used to do this until I stopped picking his scattered dirty clothes. eventually he ran out of panties/socks/etc and I just shrugged "idk did you put it in the laundry ?"

It should include tea bags, empty milk cartons, etc..plus, why can’t a man close a frickin cabinet door? I go into the kitchen, and based on which cabinets are open, I know what he has gotten. And there is nothing worse than leaving a tea bag on the island that contains the trash can. Zeezee!

Time for divorce

My hubby did this. I warned him if he did it, I'd throw it at him. He did it, and I threw his jeans at him . . . his belt, keys, phone and wallet were still inside. It was almost three years before he started again.

And I'll do the laundry right around them.

I never picked up dirty socks in my entire life... a husband & 2 kids later. They're everywhere.

I think the powers that be complied a list of the things that infuriate me most and put those qualities into my husband and children, only with delayed activators or something. This is one of my pet peeves, and my all three of them do it. Gah!!

I think it is universal. I love the way he uses the floor as a cupboard, too.

why, why not just put your clothes in the basket did you save the world with your free time no you sat and watched tv!

Can do a fadeaway jump shot from 30` but can't make the 3 footer for the laundry room door.

Tell him it's a bank shot!

And kids.

Except he leaves his dirty clothes hidden in the bed.... Like a weird scavenger hunt

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My husband does that to. I even put the laundry basket where he throws his clothes in the bedroom and he still puts them right next to it. so irritating.

I can relate !!

From the "Husbands Are Us" handbook.

yes every day twice a day he stepped over his undies (same pair) for 6 weeks I ended picking them up I was also caring for a special needs child

Besides the laundry I have the exact same basket

kids too!

Hey man, I'll take it.

Honestly guys, is there another reason to mary ?!

Yeah, my teenage son.

I don't see a problem. He got it pretty close.

I feel that!

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

I think I have a preference.

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

This one is actually quite sad.