Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us have officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating, after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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#1

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Getzen Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣

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#2

The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

WayJay Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish drama

Eirik Johnsbråten
Community Member
1 year ago

Kevin is a jerk. Don't be like Kevin.

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob
Community Member
1 year ago

There are a lot of cartoon/fictional Kevins who are jerks. Like Kevin from home alone. He's mean

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

'Crazy Kevin' and 'Not right in the head Neal'.

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
Community Member
4 months ago

Crazy Kevin and Numbskull Neal?

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GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah. There’s always a shady brother.

Raine
Community Member
1 year ago

I Love the badness!! Wish i had seen this.. I wanna be Kevin and Neals Friends lol

Vic
Community Member
1 year ago

I think crazy runs in the family..

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
1 year ago

the ShadyJerk Brothers

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

That's better than any soap TV series.

Katie Hayes
Community Member
1 year ago

Ahahha this is hysterical 😁. I have my own fish tales I know these types . I have a single Slayer left the rest have fallen to his will

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

I can't stop laughing at this. It got even better when Neal was mentioned.

Vicky Zar
Community Member
1 year ago

Well what do you expect if its name is Kevin? (The name Kevin is very unpopular in Germany because .... lets say because of prejudices)

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
1 year ago

You hang around Neal and Kevin long enough, you’re asking to become fish food.

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
1 year ago

Replace the goldfish and don't get a new one is better.

TheAnimeGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

No one likes Neal haha

Christy Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Ahhh, when fishies swim at the bottom like that it's a sign of depression, poor little dude, no wonder he's a little cunt.

Eleanor Redding
Community Member
1 year ago

I WANT A MURDEROUS SCUM GOLDFISH

Kaiyan Nageswaran
Community Member
6 months ago

Is Neal a shark? I find it hard for a small fish to murder another small fish. The only animals capable of killing there own species are the murderous. The tyrannical. HUMAN BEINGS!

SF Angel
Community Member
11 months ago

HAHAHAHA... He commits Ichicide. Don't be like Neal

Linda Sellers
Community Member
1 year ago

Awwww, poor little fishies.

Firescales 22
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg I laughed so hard I cryed

Jane Alexander
Community Member
1 year ago

My friend got new fish that was mean to her other, larger fish. She named it 'Sushi'

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Aw, I hope Kevin and Neal found a good home.

moeless
Community Member
1 year ago

deep seeded?

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

Keep the tank, flush the fish.

Travis Sims
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish dicks.

JeffC
Community Member
1 year ago

Cod that Kevin is a total jerk! LMAO at this one

R.s. Potter
Community Member
1 year ago

Black is the new orange.

The Suz 81
Community Member
1 year ago

HA!

Master Markus
Community Member
1 year ago

Why is there SO MUCH GRAVEL. You're just making it hard to clean!

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

That time-out tank is bigger than a lot of regular tanks we see here. Nice to see.

Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish school drop-outs...

mandy randall
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish dixs,

Pinkjoelle
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish are mean, we have a mean Jujube who likes to attack everything, including rocks.

Lyop
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahaha! Neal joining just killed me! .

Jaime Nichols
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Molly, platys and guppies shouldn't be in a home with goldfish, they have different requirements. Kevin and Neal are not the problem, the jerk that owns the tank is!!

Master Markus
Community Member
1 year ago

Agreed Jaime. Do your research before you own animals!

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Christine Ladyman
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂💜

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#3

Uber Alternative

Uber Alternative

anlyin Report

bahamut
Community Member
1 year ago

Need a partner?

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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Another Craiglists Gem

Sutcliffe Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

The last reason is gold.

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#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

verious_ Report

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
1 year ago

I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

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#6

Free Almonds!

Free Almonds!

soapy_goatherd Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed soooo hard.

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One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

liraeve Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

TheJoo52 Report

comboplush
Community Member
1 year ago

Didgeridoityourself

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#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

LukeGreatGuy Report

eliana
Community Member
1 year ago

Daby 2.0

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As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

#10

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

Vote_For_Donnelly Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

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#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

mschnarr Report

JessG
Community Member
1 year ago

I typically eat the cheese first

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#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

sweetbunsmcgee Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

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Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

disule Report

Kristof De Smet
Community Member
1 year ago

Just... why?

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#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

mashingButtonsWildly Report

Jessamyn Zolcznski
Community Member
1 year ago

The cat clearly gives no F's

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#15

Amanda On Craigslist

Amanda On Craigslist

hokieod Report

TheExtremeSmell
Community Member
1 year ago

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

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Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

Craigslist Gold

John Lindsay Report

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

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#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Zcuauhtemoc Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

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#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

DeyHateUsCuzDeyAnus Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

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#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

lars2458 Report

Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

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#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

longdrinkmcg Report

Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
1 year ago

I could use his service...

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#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

mf-TOM-HANK Report

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It doesn't look cute at all, it looks Fucking creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

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#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

echoreddited Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

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#23

Free Bacon

Free Bacon

TuvoksDoRag Report

Olga Antonova
Community Member
1 year ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

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#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

craigslist.org Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

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#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Found On Craigslist In My City

aslatton Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

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#26

This Is Not A Joke

This Is Not A Joke

nememess Report

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

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#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Craigslist Cookie Creep

gonzotaxi Report

Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
1 year ago

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

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#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

They Know Their Targer Audience

craigslist.org Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

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#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

DeathByPolka Report

Rowlie
Community Member
1 year ago

Groundhog porn

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#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

AwkwardZac Report

GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

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