Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us has officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.
Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest, and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.
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Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist
I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣
Whoa, I started out being mad how this guy can trade his loyal dog to some person that'll never love him as unconditional as a dog... Until the last paragraph. You, Sir, are the MVP here.
I actually figured out who he was really selling once he got to the nails part.
The long hair was the clue for me. Beagles have very short hair.
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I think most of us would. But the guy is right to trash her.
Load More Replies... Never ever give up your pet if asked to do so by a boyfriend or girlfriend. This sort of behavior is so perverted and narcissistic. Better find someone who will be true to you both (pet). Avoid people who do like animals or nature, in the end these sorry egocentric will make your life hell.
Good for him! He doesn't need such a selfish person by his side. Thanks god his beautiful dog helped him realise what kind of "person" he was dating. I hope he finds true love soon. He deserves it!
Hahahahah glad I'm not the only one who thought about that..
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Kind of reminiscent of those sign that say “Husband and cat missing. Reward for cat.”
Loooove it!!!!!! Something that I thought I was gonna be bummed about ended up giving me a laugh I needed!
I love dogs. He needs to dump the girl asap! Get rid of her, period. No one loves you like your dog loves you. I would marry this guy in a heartbeat and our dog would be sleeping in bed with us!
One can always tell the true character of a person that does not like dogs. I trust a dog that does not like a person, but not a person that does not like a dog.
Love this one. It goes for men who dont like girlfriends animals also.
My husband knew a man with a 19 foot python, Peter. When his girlfriend demanded he get rid of Peter, he immediately dumped the girlfriend--he'd had Peter longer than he'd had her.
NOPE! You've had her for four years -- that exceeds "common law" requirements in most states. You have to keep her!
When I thought it’s about Molly: oh poor baby, it's alright, it’s just a little flaws, we can work it out! After I realized it's about his girlfriend: what a b****! Yup, I’m biased when it's about dogs.
I do get why some people don't like having a dog- ours got sick the other day and pooped on the towel we use to dry him when it's raining, because he's a gentleman and if he's going to have an accident he does it on something that's his. (He's never pooped in the house before, but he had a pee accident a couple years ago.) What I've always gotten from this is that she's either mean to the dog, has been trying to get rid of it, or both. I've never understood how you can do that to a dog once they've bonded with someone.
The Things You Find On Craigslist
The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Another Craiglists Gem
Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome
I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.
Free Almonds!
One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.
Anyone Need Reminder Tags?
Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore
Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend
As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.
A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails
Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!
Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist
I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist
I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.
Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.
Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist
This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"
Amanda On Craigslist
I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!
Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.
Craigslist Gold
Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's
The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville
The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"
My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday
It Looks Cute But It Ain't
Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)
He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!
Free Bacon
It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.
Take This Baby Out For A Spin
Found On Craigslist In My City
Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!
This Is Not A Joke
Craigslist Cookie Creep
They Know Their Targer Audience
Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"
I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here
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Where I live Craigslist exists but isn't very popular, as most people prefer Kijiji. Kijiji is pretty normal by comparison, but there was an ad for a "male stallion" recently. Good thing they clarified that, someone looking for a female stallion might have bought him by mistake. temp1-5d7a...c-jpeg.jpg 
This is one of my favorite pass times. I spend hours looking for funny stuff on Craig's list. The free section is one of the best!
I had to stop doing that after I rescued a couple guinea pigs. I can't fit any more animals!
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These were very funny! Unfortunately, my Ex-husband used Craigslist to write to women while I was at work. I love the thought of Craigslist, but he should have been banned.
Where I live Craigslist exists but isn't very popular, as most people prefer Kijiji. Kijiji is pretty normal by comparison, but there was an ad for a "male stallion" recently. Good thing they clarified that, someone looking for a female stallion might have bought him by mistake. temp1-5d7a...c-jpeg.jpg
This is one of my favorite pass times. I spend hours looking for funny stuff on Craig's list. The free section is one of the best!
I had to stop doing that after I rescued a couple guinea pigs. I can't fit any more animals!
Load More Replies... Do you have a project for which you were looking for funding; Unfortunately, you have been refused credits from the banks for different reasons . You are particular, honest and of good morality. I would like to make available to you in the form of a loan repayable over a maximum period of 35 years at a rate of 3.9% depending on the amount requested and the repayment duration Email ( mitchellstevenfinance@gmail.com) For more information With regard, Mitchell Steven
These were very funny! Unfortunately, my Ex-husband used Craigslist to write to women while I was at work. I love the thought of Craigslist, but he should have been banned.
