Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us have officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating, after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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#1

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Getzen Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha yeah me too :D

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Max L.
Community Member
1 year ago

This chap here won the internet today

alwaysMispelled
Community Member
1 year ago

Today and everyday

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Whoa, I started out being mad how this guy can trade his loyal dog to some person that'll never love him as unconditional as a dog... Until the last paragraph. You, Sir, are the MVP here.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

I like the story too. But who the hell talks like you. I'm talking about the first two words of your last sentence. Nobody at least here in the states talks that way.

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha, gold.

tuzdayschild
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I love it when have they their priorities straight.

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually figured out who he was really selling once he got to the nails part.

R.s. Potter
Community Member
1 year ago

The long hair was the clue for me. Beagles have very short hair.

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

I would rather take Molly.

Uwe Theiss
Community Member
1 year ago

I think most of us would. But the guy is right to trash her.

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jevais
Community Member
1 year ago

Never ever give up your pet if asked to do so by a boyfriend or girlfriend. This sort of behavior is so perverted and narcissistic. Better find someone who will be true to you both (pet). Avoid people who do like animals or nature, in the end these sorry egocentric will make your life hell.

superwham all powerfull
Community Member
1 year ago

i dont lie he had me in firat half

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
1 year ago

Old but still good.

FloC
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a classic.

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

Haha great :D

María Hermida
Community Member
1 year ago

Good for him! He doesn't need such a selfish person by his side. Thanks god his beautiful dog helped him realise what kind of "person" he was dating. I hope he finds true love soon. He deserves it!

MK Unicorn (MAGGIE)
Community Member
1 year ago

Purebred girlfriend... yuck

jaysko
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahah glad I'm not the only one who thought about that..

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Kind of reminiscent of those sign that say “Husband and cat missing. Reward for cat.”

Florencia Renedo
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes! Anyone who does not like dogs should be given away!!

TheAnimeGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

my boyfriend is reading this with me and we are laughing so hard

Red
Community Member
1 year ago

reading it back after reading the last paragraph is amazing XD

mandy randall
Community Member
1 year ago

Loooove it!!!!!! Something that I thought I was gonna be bummed about ended up giving me a laugh I needed!

Minnie-me
Community Member
1 year ago

I immediately thought his girlfriend is a b*tch and he should be getting rid of her. Nuff said! haha

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖
2 months ago

Ohhhh! Lol

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
Community Member
4 months ago

The best way to get a person back for what they did

SF Angel
Community Member
11 months ago

saw that one coming

Tammy Ralph
Community Member
11 months ago

How could you not like Molly?

Linda Sellers
Community Member
1 year ago

I love dogs. He needs to dump the girl asap! Get rid of her, period. No one loves you like your dog loves you. I would marry this guy in a heartbeat and our dog would be sleeping in bed with us!

Baby panda🥰
Community Member
1 year ago

😂I felt bad for the poor dog til the last bit

Bettye McKee
Community Member
1 year ago

He made the right decision.

Josey Griffin
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, send her on her way. Dogs have unconditional love.

Cadence Becker
Community Member
1 year ago

dang

Handa Sugiharto
Community Member
1 year ago

Like it....

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

Does she have a hot body and likes to have sex until I decide I had enough and dump her because sounds like that's all your girlfriend is good for.

Brenda Swann
Community Member
1 year ago

One can always tell the true character of a person that does not like dogs. I trust a dog that does not like a person, but not a person that does not like a dog.

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

I've seen several variations of this over the years.

Carole Strawn
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like he made the right choice. Good for him.

Eva Viezel
Community Member
1 year ago

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

Julinda
Community Member
1 year ago

Funny how dogs are better than alot of humans!

Karen Morana
Community Member
1 year ago

Love this one. It goes for men who dont like girlfriends animals also.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

My husband knew a man with a 19 foot python, Peter. When his girlfriend demanded he get rid of Peter, he immediately dumped the girlfriend--he'd had Peter longer than he'd had her.

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

NOPE! You've had her for four years -- that exceeds "common law" requirements in most states. You have to keep her!

katz up!
Community Member
1 year ago

I knew it...

Justwannasay
Community Member
1 year ago

When I thought it’s about Molly: oh poor baby, it's alright, it’s just a little flaws, we can work it out! After I realized it's about his girlfriend: what a b****! Yup, I’m biased when it's about dogs.

Koalamonster
Community Member
1 year ago

I do get why some people don't like having a dog- ours got sick the other day and pooped on the towel we use to dry him when it's raining, because he's a gentleman and if he's going to have an accident he does it on something that's his. (He's never pooped in the house before, but he had a pee accident a couple years ago.) What I've always gotten from this is that she's either mean to the dog, has been trying to get rid of it, or both. I've never understood how you can do that to a dog once they've bonded with someone.

Max L.
Community Member
1 year ago

Probably unworthy - dog only photo.

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

And she bites!

Liam Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

The only reasonable actiont to take.

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
1 year ago

well played-get rid of the BAD bitch

Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

4 years? If you stayed with an idiot for 4 weeks I'd already have lost my sympathy for you.

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1 year ago

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boredpanDaman
Community Member
1 year ago

yay, casual animalism >: (

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#2

The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish drama

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#3

Uber Alternative

Uber Alternative

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bahamut
Community Member
1 year ago

Need a partner?

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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Another Craiglists Gem

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

The last reason is gold.

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#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
1 year ago

I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

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#6

Free Almonds!

Free Almonds!

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed soooo hard.

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One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

liraeve Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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comboplush
Community Member
1 year ago

Didgeridoityourself

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#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

LukeGreatGuy Report

eliana
Community Member
1 year ago

Daby 2.0

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As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

#10

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

Vote_For_Donnelly Report

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

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#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

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JessG
Community Member
1 year ago

I typically eat the cheese first

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#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

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Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

disule Report

Kristof De Smet
Community Member
1 year ago

Just... why?

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#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

mashingButtonsWildly Report

Jessamyn Zolcznski
Community Member
1 year ago

The cat clearly gives no F's

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#15

Amanda On Craigslist

Amanda On Craigslist

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TheExtremeSmell
Community Member
1 year ago

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

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Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

Craigslist Gold

John Lindsay Report

Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago

'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

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#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Zcuauhtemoc Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

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#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

DeyHateUsCuzDeyAnus Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

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#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

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#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
1 year ago

I could use his service...

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#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It doesn't look cute at all, it looks Fucking creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

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#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

echoreddited Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

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#23

Free Bacon

Free Bacon

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Olga Antonova
Community Member
1 year ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

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#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

craigslist.org Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

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#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Found On Craigslist In My City

aslatton Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

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#26

This Is Not A Joke

This Is Not A Joke

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

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#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Craigslist Cookie Creep

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Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
1 year ago

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

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#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

They Know Their Targer Audience

craigslist.org Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

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#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

DeathByPolka Report

Rowlie
Community Member
1 year ago

Groundhog porn

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#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

AwkwardZac Report

GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

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