Mannequins lead terrible lives. Every day, they stand in the same place, posing the same way. Ruthless retail employees even detach their limbs and strip them naked on a regular basis, too. Naturally, these poor creatures seek new experiences, adventures that would brighten up their dull days. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest times when mannequins escaped the norm, proving shopping can still be fun.

Wearing a baguette instead of a hat? Check. Rocking out to store music? Double check. These mannequins showed their 'personalities,' instantly becoming internet-famous. Scroll down to check out the plastic celebrities of the fashion industry and upvote your favorites!

#1

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

When The Clothes Shop Has Your Size

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Also Ansinfer
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2 years ago

Omg I can only upvote once?

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#2

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

Thank God There Are Other People Like Me Out There

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Miss Cris
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2 years ago

I bet that men manequins are not in those kind of poses

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#3

Mannequins In Japan

Mannequins In Japan

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Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

Woooow, I love them! I'd like all manequins were like them in order of those boring and unnatural poses

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#4

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

Every Morning On My Way To Work, I Feel A Deep Spiritual Connection With This Mannequin

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Capermom
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2 years ago

The caption... Bwahahah..!!

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#5

Kid Got Hungry

Kid Got Hungry

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Alia Ris
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2 years ago

when things look familiar...

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#6

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

Finally Some Realistic Expectations

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

the 'christmas dinner' size

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#7

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

My Friend Looks Exactly Like These Mannequins

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Cerys Dunbar
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2 years ago

it took me a minute to figure out if he actually was one.

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#8

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

I Don't Know... Just Make Them Look French

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Randy Inbred
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2 years ago

People in France all have baguettes on their heads....totally authentic!

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#9

Parenting Level... 2.5?

Parenting Level... 2.5?

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Chyppa Homer
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2 years ago

That day, you find out, you don`t need to open a college fund for your kid... :)

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#10

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

When Your Parents Would Make You Show Them The Clothes You Just Tried On...

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

"but I don't wanna go to work..."

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#11

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

Went To Romania Recently, These Mannequins Gave Me Nightmares

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

think about the person who had to close up shop, turn off the lights, and see the mannequins staring at them, with mouth wide open as if in glee, as they leave...

Cat Palmer
Community Member
2 years ago

It’s when the person looks back and sees they’ve all closed their mouths...

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Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

Terrifying, they look like the victims from The Ring.

stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

can't. stop. staring.

Rin Rin
Community Member
2 years ago

Was the mannequin maker on meth on something?

Greg T
Community Member
2 years ago

Kill it with fire!!!

Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

Does anyone remember those little Sea Monkeys they used to sell in the back of comic books? The illustrations looked like these faces. My God these are giant plasticized Sea Monkeys!!!

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

That explains more than I want to understand :P

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David Ross
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy cats, that is scary, did they eat the middle one's arms?

Aunt Messy
Community Member
2 years ago

Nightmare fuel. I bet their parents were clowns. The Scary Family.

A.R.
Community Member
2 years ago

No...I can not look at these THINGS! Who designed these horrors?!! Does not make me want to buy these clothes!

d r e a m w o r l d
Community Member
2 years ago

CALL THE EXORCIST.

t i s h
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok now I'm leaving lol

Kaspar Kristiansen
Community Member
2 years ago

What mean girls,laughing at the boy with no arms....

Destiny Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Thanks, BoredPanda. You expect me to get some sleep after looking at this lol.

Blue Cicada
Community Member
2 years ago

But the boy looks normal! And props for using a doll when no infant mannequin was available.

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Have another look at "his" expression....and lack of arms.

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Amina Hays
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like the Joker's been dispensing his laughing gas again. That scamp.

FandomTrashHell
Community Member
2 years ago

*internal screaming*

Indie_cloud
Community Member
2 years ago

*external screaming*

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Celental Midnight
Community Member
2 years ago

BURN THEM! GRAB DEAN AND SAM AND THE MOTHER LOVING SALT!!!!!!

Anna Mcaffee
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahaaa

JustABobcat
Community Member
2 years ago

That one in the middle looks like he's up to something...

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

I have seen those here in Brazil too.

Sebastian Melmoth
Community Member
2 years ago

looks like they were exposed to the Joker’s smile toxin 🃏🃏

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't seem to find it, but I remember coming across gifs of the Full Metal Jacket "show me your war face" scene with those faces in it for years, randomly on the internet.

Michael Michael
Community Member
4 months ago

Creepy enough with the mouths that the one boy in the middle smiles and missing arms.

KaDeJa
Community Member
2 years ago

It's not nice for the two girls to laugh at the armless boy....

Kia Kääriäinen
Community Member
2 years ago

vampire mannequins

Bobbi Berryhill
Community Member
2 years ago

the work of the devil

Missy Finley
Community Member
2 years ago

This store would get no business from me. Dolls are creepy enough, life size ones who look maniacal is a big ol' NO THANK YOU!!!

Kathy Jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

Apparently the girl mannequins bit off the boys arms.

Sondra Oppedisano
Community Member
2 years ago

😱😱😱😱

KismetTheFox
Community Member
2 years ago

My family member owns one of these, and one day he saw it eyes and mouth closed, arms at its sides, and head tilted. He kept it in a locked glass case, and he had the only key.

Christina Østby
Community Member
2 years ago

The one in the middle look like the kids cousin in narnia 😂

Carolyn Gough Walker
Community Member
2 years ago

Nightmare fuel for sure!

Alexandra Ionescu
Community Member
2 years ago

Just remember, Romania is Dracula's country. Now, let the kids sing along... :)

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

This will never leave the internet.

Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

This is truly terrifying. I will have nightmares after seeing this picture....

Pamela Grove
Community Member
2 years ago

I agree! WHAT are they thinking?

mearz
Community Member
2 years ago

YIKES!!

Eamonn Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

those will without a doubt devour your soul

Beatrice Neniute
Community Member
2 years ago

Nnnnnope!

James Honey
Community Member
2 years ago

I think they are zombies in disguise - waiting to jump on you and eat your brains.

Kikka io
Community Member
2 years ago

they are damn scary. they are really scary.

Yvonne Torburn-Clark
Community Member
2 years ago

Future Annie Lennox

LoneWolfie
Community Member
2 years ago

Can't unsee O.O

DAMIEN GARZA
Community Member
2 years ago

The conjuring 3

lindsayaotter
Community Member
2 years ago

After the Scary Fun Park was closed by the gang of kids. Mr. Jenkins needed to make some fast cash and sold off all the remaining mannequins, the rejects.

Nutella❤
Community Member
2 years ago

But.... why??!

KismetTheFox
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy balls

Patricia Ross
Community Member
2 years ago

They should give you nightmares. They're coming to eat you.

Ovidiu Crăciun
Community Member
2 years ago

Those ARE NOT from România!!! You're a LIAR!

Jean Schweibish
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG - they ate the little boy mannequin's arms!!!

_WEIRD_ONE_
Community Member
2 years ago

reminds me of Jeff The Killer...

Juuli Seppänen
Community Member
2 years ago

That is like from some horror movie :o Where is those boy's arms?

Kat Olmstead
Community Member
2 years ago

These are some straight up horror movie mannequins.

Suzanne Clark
Community Member
2 years ago

That's just creepy!

NaCoria
Community Member
2 years ago

were having visitors -- look excited

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Vampires in training! Their fangs haven’t come in yet!

Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

Love that Joker ! LTJ-5ac0ea...dbb660.jpg LTJ-5ac0ea4dbb660.jpg

Jennifer Brekke
Community Member
2 years ago

I. Cannot. Unsee. This. :0

Midna Geno
Community Member
2 years ago

Show these to Markiplier. His pants will be shat

Edi IP
Community Member
2 years ago

creepy

Malicity D'Obscura
Community Member
2 years ago

Happy little gender neutral sort, smirkin' in the middle of the bat-shit-show of a couple of WTFs, dressed in girl clothes, long wigs, and gobs wider than anyone with a filthy mind should ever see, apparently ready to catch flies and so much more.

Edwin Lesperance
Community Member
2 years ago

Eek!

joe Shmoe
Community Member
2 years ago

a minute ago their mouths were closed.

Teri Wadding
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder how many types of things wind up in their mouths?

Lulu Machete
Community Member
2 years ago

The middle one has no arms!

Linda Christian
Community Member
2 years ago

Feed me!

Karin Morris
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG that's spooky as hell

arthur lindsay coker
Community Member
2 years ago

They have been watching American sitcoms

Sarah Nunns
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh Horrible!

Sue Knerl
Community Member
2 years ago

How bizarre.

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Interviewing to be those weird clowns at the fair, the ones where you pay to try to throw a ball in their mouths ?

Alessandra Ricotta
Community Member
2 years ago

I've found them in italy too! Unfortunately I can't provide a photo

Volker Burmester
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not feeling safe at this sight

Luna
Community Member
2 years ago

They wanna eat you............ :O

Hurrem Haseki
Community Member
2 years ago

WTF?!

Debbie Andersson
Community Member
2 years ago

When was that ever a good idea...

Cem Karaibrahimoğlu
Community Member
2 years ago

creepy

BrandX Nunya
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow that's creepy as hell!

Rebekah
Community Member
2 years ago

Hard choice... No Arms Arnold, Baby Head Barney, or Screaming and Satanic Sarah's.

Lillian Sommers
Community Member
2 years ago

What the hell Romania?

Miss Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

Happiest!!!

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#12

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

These Ornaments Make Store Mannequins Look Like Sims

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I have the sudden to put her in a pool, and make her swim til she dies. I can't be the only one.....

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#13

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

Yet Another Unrealistic Standard For Women

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Mark Smallman
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2 years ago

Nice bum shame about the face ;)

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#14

This Dress Blew Her Mind

This Dress Blew Her Mind

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Hope Floats
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2 years ago

That's just horrible... 🤦

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#15

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

But I Don't Wanna Be A Mannequin!

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

one on the right is like "look at all the fucks I give"

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#16

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

Cheer Up, Mannequin, It's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of Your Life

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stellermatt
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2 years ago

"I wanted to knit blankets, drink gin and live on an Island, but no 'get married' they said, 'you'll have fun' they said...

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#17

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

This Rather Enthusiastic Mannequin

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Daria B
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2 years ago

When your football team shoots GOOOOOOOAL!!!!

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#18

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

I Don't Trust This Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

i bet he feels nuts

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#19

This Clothing Display

This Clothing Display

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

Isn't this a scene from The Sixth Sense?

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#20

Not Your Average Mannequin

Not Your Average Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

obama?

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#21

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

Shadow Gives This Mannequin A Fablulous Moustache

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Mark Smallman
Community Member
2 years ago

Thomas Magnum couldn't quite fully commit tot his latest disguise ;)

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#22

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

Target's Unrealistic Body Expectations

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Zoe Nikolakakis
Community Member
2 years ago

Half slender man

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#23

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

Holland's Sauciest Mannequin

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

*lunge*

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#24

This Mannequin

This Mannequin

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

this statue is satans now

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#25

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

Finally A Mannequin That Adequately Reflects How Buff I Look In Polo Shirts

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

Also, he's scratching his balls :D

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#26

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

Tired Of Nikes Unrealistic Body Expectations For Men

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audrey cooper
Community Member
2 years ago

T H I C C

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#27

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

I Think The Mannequins In Chile Have Romania Beat

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FlyGirl
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2 years ago

Gollum just wanted some nice stripy pants.

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#28

Overly Sad Mannequin

Overly Sad Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

When you're promised a prime position in Harrods, but end up in Primark..The disappointment is hard to take...

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#29

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

Found On A Mannequin At Zara

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

goggly eyes make all better

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#30

This Ridiculous Mannequin

This Ridiculous Mannequin

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

My geology teacher

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#31

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

Help! I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!

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LittleGrayMouse
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2 years ago

He's doing the sexy crawl!

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#32

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

I Am Not Wearing This Sh*t!

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

about to do jazz hands and flash a smile

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#33

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

Someone Hung A Mannequin Underneath The Stairs At My University's Library. I Took A Picture And Flipped It Upside Down

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Jhoa
Community Member
2 years ago

Great picture.

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#34

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

I Raise You Two Creepy Mannequins

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Efia
Community Member
2 years ago

When mannequins have a better love life than you :-D

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#35

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

Just Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women

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Simone
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2 years ago

Love the rich blue hue ♥

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#36

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

This Mannequin Has A Beer Belly

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
2 years ago

That shirt is my size.

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#37

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

I Saw This Mannequin At Target The Other Day

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Odd snappy doggo. Taller than most, likes to chase unsuspecting shoppers. 10/10 would pet.

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#38

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

This Sex Shop Mannequin Looks Like She's Questioning Her Life Decisions

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George Tilă
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2 years ago

The bride model from earlier before marriage

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#39

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

This Mannequin Has Tattoos

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stellermatt
Community Member
2 years ago

awesome, what's the problem?

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#40

This Hyped Up Mannequin

This Hyped Up Mannequin

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this is so much better then the ones that just gaze off into the distance, like their faces have been glossed over...

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#41

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

I See Your Nordstrom Mannequin, And I Raise You Macy's

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

Backstreet's back!

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#42

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

When The Lingerie Is Just Right

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Lydia Baba
Community Member
2 years ago

This is just weird

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#43

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

Passing By GAP, These Are Their Mannequins

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Kati Laus
Community Member
2 years ago

As a mom of two toddlers - that’s exactly the angle you’re going to be looking at their clothes most of the time though 😊 For realism they should add a muddy puddle

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#44

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

Whoever Made This Mannequin Is Confused

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
2 years ago

We celebrate this mannequins right to be different!

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#45

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

Clear Mannequin Filled With Babies. Why Not?

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-LittlePotato-
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg This made me laugh

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#46

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

I Think This Couple Is Having A Bit Of A Spat

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

and the kid is already suffering because of it. :(

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#47

This Mannequin Scares Me

This Mannequin Scares Me

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

She is from outer space...

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#48

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

Anyone Else Disgusted By Mannequins In General?

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Lizard Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

It's a photo drom Hell's waiting room.

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#49

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

The Mannequin Didn't Want To Be In The Mall Any More Than I Did

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

"I've got to stand in this window, all day, again"??

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#50

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

Yet Another Unrealistic Expectation For Men

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Cerys Dunbar
Community Member
2 years ago

wheres the other shoe? XD

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#51

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

Anyone Else Horrified That They Make Obese Mannequins Too Now?

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

More horrified that they don't make hands to scale

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#52

This Child Mannequin

This Child Mannequin

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just a thought!
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be the other mannequin's child...

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#53

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

I See Your Venezuelan Mannequins And I Raise You The Philippines

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