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We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.

So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.

Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

#1

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

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Miles Remmel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you actually real Foxxy? I see you all over BP; where did all the fan/spam accts. come from?

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Lola
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the, “show your thinking” questions. Always hated them as a kid too. Sometimes you just know.

katboxjanitor
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Bobby showed himself thinking. He is capable of more thought than many. Great job!

Chris DiFonso
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he did what was asked, he showed his thinking!

Grey Balham
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* You're (sorry, couldn't resist!)

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    #2

    Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

    Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

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    Balaska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Dad jokelevel worthy right there.

    Praveen Kumar Kumar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did same kind of thing and my mom said to my dad "he's not ours right"

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    #3

    Best One Today

    Best One Today

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would one 'motivate' an answer?

    Leslie O
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rissie-- Were you being facetious? If not, where are you from? I'm in the US and English is my first language. I woked as a proofreader and editor for 14 years and I've never heard the phrase "motivate your answer." When I read it, my assumption was that a person whose first language was not English had written that test question. I'm with Lauren!

    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets go 30 push ups and ill buy you an ice cream

    Suzanne Dunne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it, what else could you do to be fair

    Lumps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is most usually used in Sweden. It means show your work.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the teacher got a laugh - I hope.

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    It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.

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    First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.

    #4

    I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

    I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be proud to have such a witty wife.

    Susancnw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And smart. Don't put those photos out there bc no telling who would get to them. How my niece found out her husband was a cheating douche bag.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is a great model. Look at those expressive eyes!

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the flirty over-the-shoulder pose!

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    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is doing a fantastic job of modeling!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is too cute! Love the dog posing!

    Walter Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, buddy, but your wife is a dog.

    Linda Petersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is all class, AND you have a beautiful dog!

    Sandy J Renfroe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the dog's face makes it funnier.

    Lara McIntyre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would loved to have been a fly on the wall watching wife convince the dog to put on underwear haha "Now this leg goes here and this leg goes........... oh stay still!"

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    #5

    A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

    A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

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    Well, I Tried
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was she asked to cover up? Stupid people. If you can't handle breast feeding, than just don't look

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look at something that you dont like, instead of complaining and trying to get it banned? Revolutionary concept. Think it could work on the internet as well?

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the cover up or not cover up question concerning public breastfeeding as a matter of choice. My personal level of modesty would prompt me to cover up, but that would be my choice. Other people can also choose—-to look away. Breastfeeding isn’t sexual or gratuitous (fetishism aside), it’s maternal. But above all, it’s a choice.

    Jenna Bois
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I agree that breastfeeding IS a choice, it's also how mammals have fed their young since the dawn of time. The fact that this issue even comes up in this day and age is foolish.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask stupid questions expect to get a stupid response. If you have an issue with breastfeeding in public then look away.

    Roadkill TheBrave
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    5 years ago

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    The irony of it is that they'll protest with the good 'ol 'You're telling me what to do' offense response. I've legit gotten into a....'debate'...with someone over this very thing. They got pissed off because someone was trying to tell them what to do. Oxymoron has never been more firmly defined in all of existence.

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    Lin Baum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have no problem with bathing suits that consist of 2 bandaids and a hockey puck but scream over breastfeeding.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but that's different! A woman in a skimpy bathing suit is pleasing men, as she's supposed to do! /sarc

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    AudreyS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've waited tables, and I've seen people that cover and those who do not.. I'm a woman so I couldn't care less cover or don't.... this won't be popular to say, and I'm sure my comment will be hidden... However, I've noticed the people that don't cover were more rude or demanding.. basically everything was about them.. so I was thinking... maybe the people that don't cover up, really just don't care if they make others uncomfortable... maybe they really want the attention. Those that did cover up were thinking of feeding their child and thinking of other people feelings, incase they made others uncomfortable. just my own experience....

    Si
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    5 years ago

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    Mandy Ruiz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh seriously!! Rhetorical question: Would you prefer us to feed our babies bottle so that you can continue with your over-sexualized concept of a boob?

    Lin Baum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have no problem with a bathing suit consisting of 2 bandaids and a hockey puck but scream about breastfeeding.

    BoredKid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of hate towards this mother, and comparison to people peeing, ejaculating, etc in public. Unlike of those things I just listed, this isn't unsanitary. Babies NeeD milk to survive. Also, breasts weren't created to be sexual (like people's underparts). They're mammary glands, and they're made to breastfeed. If you're in a situation where you're around somebody breastfeeding, you could politely ask them to cover up, but be aware that they are allowed to say no.

    Katie Allen
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    5 years ago

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    if breasts were only for feeding babies only women who had babies would have breasts

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    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the s**t going on in the world, this offends someone? My lord people. The kids gotta eat. Lol

    Val Naim
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    5 years ago

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    The kid can eat without the mother being inappropriate and vile . -former baby who ate plenty without mom whipping a boob out while youre eaiting .

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    Jayne Sargent
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her! I agree, don't look, although few things in life are more beautiful than a mother feeding her child. <3

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's sexist to hassle breast feeding women but that doesn't mean I have to find it beautiful either.

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    #6

    Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

    Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save those birds!

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I get it, no flyers, birds that don't fly. Cute.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that old joke: Someone puts up a sign "Bill Posters will be prosecuted". And somebody else comes along and writes underneath "Bill Posters is innocent!"

    Annie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely love the response to the "No flyers"!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've posted Penguins, Hurricanes, Blue Jackets and Islanders.

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/She has a future in advertising.................

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    Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”

    No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.

    #7

    Name This Plant

    Name This Plant

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George is so generic, how about Tellulah.

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I like George. `\ •- • /`

    Carol Cousemaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet spire. I used to have it along my driveway. Has pretty red branches in the fall as well as the spring blooms. It ended up to be hateful. It spreads all over the place and was very difficult to get rid of it. If you don’t want it everywhere in your garden, get it out now.!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly literal would be to name the plant 'Please'. It's a decent name.

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    #8

    Oh Susan

    Oh Susan

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    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car insurance lady is still so polite, i would laugh

    Vero Morales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan you look ver nice...hahaha.I would like to see the face of the insurance lady when she receive the photos

    Rhonda Hairston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying , I’m laughing so hard. I’m sitting on the patio. Pretty sure my neighbor thinks I’ve lost it.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naa-ahh!! No she didn't! That's hilarious!

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG... Trying to refrain from blonde jokes...

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is too cute. LIke that she said she looked nice. lol

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    #9

    Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

    Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

    bert3r Report

    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice stash! Don't reveal your location.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3671 Wispymound Drive, Los Santos, San Andreas. Whoops!

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they did as they were told.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sweet...look how neatly they did it. Good job you’re doing!

    Don Bray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are literal at young age! Told my daughter to throw her toys in her room stood at doorway actually throwing them in her room, my bad!

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need now is a kick board/toe plate to conceal your 'stash'... until the next shortage.

    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they did put the toilet paper under the sink. Lol

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    #10

    My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

    My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

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    Heather W
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what the professor thought of this and the grade received. It’s creative!

    Avery Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can only make sense of last phrases - "share/enjoy with my nation"

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually quite impressive. I'm sure the kids went to Google Translate to get the characters, but still. Points for creativity.

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered how long it takes to write just one of those symbols...

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Varies, depending on whether you know that specific character or not. I can write a sentence that I know as fast as an English on, but copying new characters down is considerably more lengthy

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    Suzy Shams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you chillchillpill and that is truly an amazing paragraph to choose.

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    #11

    Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

    Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing and something at the same time. Lovely paradox.

    Omag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An oxymoron. (Finally found an occasion to use this word)

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    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my grandpa said he wanted a nap, so I wrote "nap" on a piece of paper and gave it to him.

    Nicole Bowman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great great grandpa joined the Army for war, World War 1-i think. He was not given a middle name. He wrote "Nothing" in the space for Middle Name. He is officially on the rolls as First Name Nothing Last Name.

    OwO
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine how much that costs though

    Linda Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very clever chef...someone's having fun in the kitchen......

    mermaidgirl960
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still really nice of them lol

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    #12

    After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

    After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact that they already had the small beer mug—-talk about being prepared!

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, a small beer in Germany is either 0,2 or 0,3 litres. This is a tiny beer!

    Hilde Høie
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went to a beerhouse in Poland with their own brewery and they had these tiny beer mugs almost the size of shot glasses so you could taste their beers before ordering a large one. IMG_1166-5...8787bf.jpg IMG_1166-5ead7778787bf.jpg

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just too cute for words. Hope you got to keep the mug - it's precious.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if they had the glass, they had the size.

    Robin Kämpe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record he brought out a normal sized beer after making a fool of me :)

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a beer glass. What normally goes into that, coffee?

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    Origami Chik3n
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, last time i was in Berlin and asked waitress for a "small schnitzel", she looked at me for a while, holding her laugh, then said "they don't exist".

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    #13

    This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

    This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

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    Rick
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony being that I know hardly anyone in Europe that would actually DRIVE that far and long to get anywhere. I was talking to a couple from Austin and they were planning on driving from London to Edinburgh. We were all horrified.

    bored autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have both London AND New London?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loving the fact the people of ohio contracted the name 'Worcester' to 'Wooster'. Makes much more sense!

    Erynne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also pronounce Versailles like "ver-sales". um...no.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly every bloomin' British town and city has it's equivalent in the US. I've learnt to always put 'UK' when trying to find out something about a local place.

    Juanita Hahn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not "every" town. I don't think there's a Chipping Campden or Shipston-on-Stour. ;-)

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    AutumntheLeaf/RainWing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I tried to do this with my girlfriend. She was not amused.

    FloC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tour even went through Peru and Australia !

    smash17
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wooster is probably just a simpler spelling of Worchester too!

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it isn't in Europe should have still popped to Springfield ;)

    Richard Head
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more surprised anyone went anywhere in Ohio on purpose.

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    Bee Diaz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still failed. He did not take her to Europe.

    Caroline Starr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newark, Mansfield and Portsmouth are all in England too.

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    #14

    I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

    I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

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    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a produce employee, I have no idea why our bananas are sponsored by Disney.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie branded bananas? What next?

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have been delighted to spot them.

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she got him on this one!

    Annie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet the wife had a big smile on her face!

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    #15

    This Girl Waiting Here

    This Girl Waiting Here

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love rule followers. So sweet. I am not a rule follower. (But I have been in self-isolation for 50 days, so no panic!)

    Lisa Liel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this before. It really pisses off whoever I'm walking with.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's worse.. her standing there at the red light.. or me thinking she put her car in park at the red light light, and got out to stand in front of the light waiting for it to turn green before getting back into her car and driving off🤦‍♀️

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sudden and inexplicable urge to jog past her in a clown costume honking my rubber horn.

    William McGivney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the work includes the sidewalk. Happens all the time here.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a german I thought: where is the joke in this picture?

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    Teresa Groth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is very obedient even when there is no reason for it!

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    #16

    Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

    Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, step is very dangerous and it could pounce at anytime to trip you. Listen to the sign and watch step

    John Shannon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the road signs that say "Watch Downhill Speed!" Oooh, speed.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to watch those steps carefully. They can be shifty little bastards.

    Sunflowercray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if I'm slow but...what does this even mean? I don't get the joke or irony? Or whatever. Thx

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By watch step, the sign means be aware of the step, don't trip over it. But it seems like the sign is telling us to literally watch the step, which the fella in the photo is doing in jest

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    Jolee Hang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, all of these are me. I take things way too literally.

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    #17

    My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

    My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

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    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been lost in translation for me. I know they’re onion rings but you can still dip surely?

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, I have a friend from Greece who purchased taco sauce at the grocery store here. It turned out to be sour cream with a photo of taco on the front.

    Ann Abdelzaher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Reminds me back in the 80's my aunt and Uncle asked my mom what she wanted for a birthday gift... (back then there was a store called Hills and the mascot was a character called Sprite) my mom really wanted one of the dolls... My aunt and uncle brought her a can of sprite ROLFMAO

    eep_the_sheep
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funyuns? Chips? Those are weird snack foods. Speaking of snacks... *reaches hand towards pickle jar*

    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet those onion rings taste extra yummy when dipped in that sour cream!

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    #18

    Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

    Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really laughed at this one - for some reason.

    Tom Champagne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually tell them my name is Satan !

    Emily Bean
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry sir but was that uhh with one uh or two?

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm apparently not the only one overstrained by saying my name

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember my brother when working in a call center when asked for his name he told one of his colleague instead of is own.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1: no tip, it's Wendy's #2: would you seriously be mad at this?

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    Beatrix CHOI
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    counted your "uhh" into your name. I always call myself "Yolkie"

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    #19

    Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

    Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

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    Heaven Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is like a years worth of sauce sachets.

    Walter Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Score! Keep in a separate bowl by your front door and give these out to the kids who are too old for trick-or-treat.

    BiEL Sampaio
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's actually amazing. Props to the guy who gave this much.

    Nicki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Hubs calls there "poverty packets" because we used to horde these things when we were young and broke lol!

    jevais
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MacDonalds in Switzerland charges for additional sachets of mayonnaise or ketchup. In fact all the American fast food will charge extra for additional sachets. Comparing prices and sizes with the Usa 🦅 hamburgers with the European version the latter version is more expensive and very tiny.

    eep_the_sheep
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Eat ‘em all! Actually, i like to eat a bowl of ranch with a spoon!

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing those were not moving out of the store fast enough.

    Michelle Schoofs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually ask for a couple and get 15.

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    #20

    My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

    My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

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    Heaven Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares? I think most people including English speakers would understand that jajaja is the same as hahaha.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Jajaja means yesyesyes here in the Netherlands too. I would not have guessed it was supposed to be laughs.

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    María Hermida
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Spanish, and I spent a year in Hong Kong. There, when people imitate laughter they say "kaka kaka kaka". That was extremely funny for me, because "caca" means "poo" in Spanish

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hindi "ja ja ja" means "go go go"..

    SciFi Vortex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is America. We're totally intolerant to any language other than "American", the English language we stole from the Brits and rebranded".

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, WE are not. At least not all of us. Then again, I live next to San Jose, CA, so being a Californian I know that the "J" is pronounced like an "H".

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    Veronica Sjöberg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In swedish it translates to "yesyesyes" as well. (But dont hate on mixed national couples)

    ladyconstellation
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny but why would anybody talk to their wife that way

    panda123
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was a conversation between the person’s wife and someone other than him.

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    Mirle Jants
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jhjhjh is yesyesyes in estonia

    AJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no it's not. Actually the "a" is missing. Should be "jahjahjah"

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many people in america think they're alone

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nownownow" in Portuguese, it was weird and took me a few secs to understand the first time I saw a "laugh" in Spanish

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alreadyalreadyalready" actually

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    Freya Lee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said H here H here H here

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    #21

    Not What I Meant, But Ok

    Not What I Meant, But Ok

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    Nea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute conversation

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thank you, I'll take it"

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was not a d**k pic.

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so sad. Doesn't he want to sell the car?

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    #22

    Probably

    Probably

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    Evelína Zlá
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one excited that her name is actually Sand(i)man(n)? Big Neil Gaiman fan here :)

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerned about the state of that thumb nail!

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    Zoe Murphy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this persons nail?

    MRK
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the thumbnail, Ouch!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I notice. When this Covid thing is over, get with a nail technician.

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    ladyconstellation
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i might be weird but im worried about her finger nails

    Jessica Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nail ouch...... come to me ill fix it👌

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh. Probably University!

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    #23

    Picture On The Credit Card

    Picture On The Credit Card

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is excellent. Theft protection!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the good thru part is on his mouth!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All credit cards should do this. It would reduce fraud.

    Gretchen Loupee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if the cashier actually looks at it. If it's the customer putting the chip card into the reader, having a picture on the card will do nothing.

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm watching you. Don't even think about using this card without my permission."

    Alexandra Couette Turgeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a credit card with any picture of the card owner before. Weird

    Great Panda Mamu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen several in my stint as a cashier. Not common at all, but definitely happens.

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    InterestingStuff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it common to have "Good thru" written on USA credit cards? I've...never seen that before

    Heather W
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s the expiration date and all cards have one. Usually a card expires in 2-3 years and a new one is issued.

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad was expecting the card to have a small picture of his photo on it like his previous card. His entire photo IS the card!

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    jon doglegs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti fraud? What about online shopping, then?

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    #24

    I'm Done

    I'm Done

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    Rose the Cook
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when a teacher told a migrant child who spoke little English to, "do a hundred lines", as punishment for some petty offence. The girl delivered a sheet of art paper with 100 straight lines ruled on it.

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the teacher tells the pupil what they want written... depending on the offence .

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    PjandBolt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my dad does. I'll ask him "say a color" or something and he'll just say "a color" so then I'll ask him "NAME a color" and he'll say "George!"

    The Respectful Bee Of Gray Desert.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my bf to say something and he went " something, something, something " til the end of the century.

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    Kelly Hartle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a family story. When I was about 3, my grandma asked me to say grace before supper. I thought it was a strange request, but I did what I was told and said “Grace.”

    Inga Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats something which is endearing, but actually logical, cause how should a child know? The response is usual laughter, which intimidates some children, which is kinda sad. I am still scared for life for doing something similar in preschool and being laughed at on front of and from the whole class;)

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    Emy Loves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone asks me to move (as in get out of their way) I just stand there and dance and wiggle a bit.

    Shirley D Harnish
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me. S/he followed directions.

    Kaeden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha. That is so good

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shows initiative and creativity, Full marks, I hope.

    Missy Barton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given credit for this one too

    pebs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact is that in other countries it is required to write one or two pages (or more): how would it be possible to write freely and then count the number of words?

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    #25

    Spoons

    Spoons

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a few products where the designer/agency etc has written the description. Do they not have common sense?

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why regular agencies send a proof before actually producing 200 spoons.

    Allison B.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I ran a print shop and we had two other employees check that the job (per the clients directions) was done correctly. We would then send that proof to the client. The client would then have to sign off on it acknowledging it is correct BEFORE we mass produced anything.

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    hobbitly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually you get a test product first, before they would make all 200.

    Daniel Illingworth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a company the size of Kellogg's 200 was probably the sample.

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    Matthew Chapman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bs. Kellogg's ran a customise a spoon promotion and this is just one where someone typed in "Just the Kellogg's logo", why do people lie about this?

    Dónal Ó Murchadha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And surely it should Kellogg's logo and not Kellogg logo. At least they didn't use a fork!

    Jasmina Pavlovic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one job ... haha ... great gift for the employes. 😁

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you need a quality control person/team... to avoid messing up big clients' orders. Since it was only a mock-up and a small order, it was probably not so serious. Those would be collectibles!

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody didn't eat their breakfast.

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    #26

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

    When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand why people downvote when someone asks a simple question. It’s a grab arm, you pull the handle and the clamps close so you can grab items.

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    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now use it to get a new boyfriend

    Silja Hare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From that expression on her face, I'm guessing that's going to be used for a DIY colonoscopy.

    Jayne Sargent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid he would have to return it, after removing from the orifice of my choice, ;)

    Knoet 2007
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she should be happy she didn't ask for an ankle biter?

    Andy Forge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep some smart a*s is about to get something grabbed tonight and it wont be pleasant lmao

    Jolee Hang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    something that retrieves things, and it's golden.

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    Vicki Perizzolo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea they made gold 'grabbers'...

    Micah Pettit
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks screams "Something is getting grabbed with this thing hard and painfully later."

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    #27

    I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

    I Asked My Brother To Take A Picture Of Me In Spain And This Was The Actual Picture He Thought Was Fine (P.S. I’m Not Wearing A Hat)

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    Jenna Lanham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the man kind of looks like Anthony Hopkins "Hello, Clarice"

    TheDragonPSA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have to go now, Clarice. I'm having an old friend for dinner."

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of an event I went to where I got to hold the Lombardi trophy and I told my coworker to get lots of pictures of me. I did sill poses for like 5 minutes while wearing the special gloves and holding the trophy. When he sent me the pictures, they were all of the NFL cheerleaders and mascots. I don't know what he was thinking.

    Pamela E Brueckner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a brother sister thing...laughing laughing

    Deborah Moth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Guy I picked up, he's carrying the jewellery he bought me... Good explanation.

    Bob Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he did take the picture

    Kylie Stovall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are u the nicely dressed young lady in the background with sunglasses

    Gail Hicks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boyfriend hadn't told you that he was actually tailing this foreign agent??

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    #28

    These Guys Always Have The Best Signs

    These Guys Always Have The Best Signs

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    Pamela E Brueckner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious funny and bright spot in the day for customers

    Bruce Davis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live nearby this store. Their signs are the best!

    Meami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought the joke was the name of the store...

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps that Dave's not here.

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    #29

    Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

    Boss Said I Wasn’t Using Enough Wet Floor Signs While Mopping

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should put out a sign to warn people not to trip over the signs. Safety first ^-^

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One sign wouldn't be nearly enough for that...he should put out a sign to warn them about every single sign.

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    Jeremy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man your store has a lot of wet floor signs!

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why does the boss have so many wet floor signs to begin with?

    Kelley Eidem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the same employee reported that unemployment doesn't pay enough either.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad: I was at the mall and I saw a wet floor sign...so I did!

    JRibax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deliciously petty. I love it

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something I would have done. back when I had a sense of humor.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the convenience store outside Woking station in Surrey? If it isn't; 'day got a doppelganger!

    Cookie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a microfibre mop and you will never have wet floors again.

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    #30

    My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

    My Husband Asked Hardees To Put Extra Frosting On His Cinnamon Biscuit

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like some more biscuit with my frosting.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there even a cinnamon biscuit under all that frosting?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, there are days where they could skip the cinnamon biscuit and just give me a box of frosting, and I would think I’d died and gone to heaven!

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'e never heard someone call it a "cinnamon biscuit" lol

    Malcontent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this as an absolute win.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, I'll have a large order of diabetes to go please.

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    #31

    I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

    I Think My Barista Is Trolling Me

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    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you have to say "With a Y"? You're waiting for them to call your name, if it's a common name, just use a random weird name or your full name.

    Láďa Durchánek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, I used to be Bob when ordering anything in Australia. Although using my real name worked too because of the long pause in “Coffee for ... ?!?!?”

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    Johnny Farnen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always give my name as "Benevolent Warlord of the Screaming Wastes".

    Nirity
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain did you mispelled your name again? And confused the barista too. You have to be ashamed. Btw, when I just say "My name Iva" (how it sounds) people write "Eva" when I point it out and write it down, they pronounce "Aiwa". So how do I tell this barista my name? All my fault is I was born slav and it's a standart way of writing and pronouncing for most parts of the world. Not UK or USA, Australia etc. for sure, which actually are nations with english as official language since they exist.

    Purple Panda Rae'n
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just curious, did you intentionally misspell "B-r-i-a-n?" Because you put "B-r-a-i-n." As in, "the ones zombies need."

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell them my name is "I have gas"

    Shelly Bowles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so annoying to persistently have your name spelled wrong

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always called my husband, Michael, Michelle.

    Minh Le
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put Brainy

    Whatthedeuce?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell them my name is Eileen Dover.

    Mari Adkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i <3 it when i say "mary with an i" and get back "marywithani" ... what?

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    #32

    And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

    And You Even Can't Be Mad At Him

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely something my brother would do, simply just to annoy me.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of thing I would do to annoy my teenage son.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brother is a little savage!

    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we can’t share nice things.

    M E
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grapes of 1 / 2 wrath

    Pamela E Brueckner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, a brother sister thing...chuckling

    Jackson Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly balanced like everything should be

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    #33

    My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

    My Friends' Kid Asked For A 3DS For His Birthday

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should wish for an eye-pad kid

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In another posting, a kid did ask for that, and mom gave her a menstrual pad.😁

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    Annett Nyrud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. My cousin once said that he wanted a minidisc (meaning the player). Shocked by his audacity (we were teens/young adults and not made of money), we gave him a minidisc.

    M E
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got exactly what he wanted

    Elaine Dodge
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this.He got exactly what he asked for. What else could he get?

    NCC-1701
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Nintendo 3DS is a portable gaming console.

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    Dutch VanZandt
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    5 years ago

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    Could at least have painted it in the kid's favourite colour...

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    #34

    I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

    I Told My Students To "Include The Word Count In Your Essays"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to be the teacher reading this, would do my head in.

    Heaven Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I would just give them an A.

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    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the teacher didn't have to count the words her/himself.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On one hand, UGH. On the other, right on.

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat person cat busy cat for cat a cat while cat. Now read it without the word cat

    Mark Penrice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's incredible. Can you imagine the amount of work it would have taken to do those individual subscripts for every single word?!

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    #35

    Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

    Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time honoured classic "I'll screw this up so bad she'll get annoyed and just do it herself next time".

    dxmxx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! But what I do is to show them how it's done, let em do it by themselves, go step by step if i have to, so they won't have no excuse of not knowing how to do it next time. 😂

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    Gin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the pillows into the pillowcases, Dear!

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see he likes to live on the edge.

    Melissa McGuire
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a good divorce i lawyer .

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s more than my hubby would do. I don’t think I have ever seen him even hold a pillow case.

    Nirity
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he can hold things. He can hold divorce papers for example.

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    #36

    Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

    Was Worried About Privacy, So I Asked If They Could Put A Door Up To The Men's Change Room. Problem Solved

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    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever numbered those lockers in the back like that.... sociopath.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its actually clever. This way you can add mor lockers at one side if needed, and just go on with the numbers. Otherwise you had to relable each locker if you add some

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of change room doesn't have a door in the first place?

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they use architecture to hide the changing space rather than a door, like an angle in a corridor or screen wall. I have no idea if that was the case here.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to see naked men either thanks. * gets out some posters and some sticky tape for that door *

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just walk around naked. Or threaten em with a sexual harrasment lawsuit

    M E
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear a thump coming

    Pamela E Brueckner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken communication down the line of employees

    Mark Penrice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, at least now you have something that can be used as a surface. Tape some spare towels over it. Or enough black tissue paper to cover it ceiling to floor would cost maybe £2 at a craft store.

    Elijah Snow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know, this is unconstitutional in most countries. The doors to the bathrooms must always be closed and they can't be transparent. The right to privacy demands that, as the place where it protects you the most is the restroom, changing room, locker room, shower room, etc.

    Kelley Eidem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs to be fired for an expensive tim consuming prank the owners would have to pay for.

    Kelley Eidem
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another example of someone looking to be fired for a time consuming expensive prank someone else is paying for.

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    #37

    Coffee Shop Compliance

    Coffee Shop Compliance

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    Camilla Gonzales
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you did it all wrong you drew ON a sign you didn't make one yourself SMH edit: this is a joke, don't take this seriously lmao

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets downvoted? Realy? Are thete some ppl who just downvote everything?

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    Maria Isabel Katto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!!! Jajajajajaja!!!Or Jhjhjhjhjh!!!

    Phy Soares
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tiny sign on the sign omg

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    #38

    Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

    Asked For A Small Frosty But In A Medium Cup "I Wasn't Sure, But Hope This Is What You Were Asking For"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get a frosty in a medium cup if your ordering a small in the first place?

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it often is filled to the brim and when you take it with you in your car, it's very likely to spill.

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    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The folks at Wendy's seem to have a great sense of humor

    Griffin Bruning
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I order like this if I’m on my motorcycle and it goes in my bag. But hey least you won’t spill it in your car!

    Firework
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the same person that makes the twitter account!

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it's not enough of a plastic waste already..

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we still had Wendy's over here, I loved their lemonade, and their burgers too

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband asked for a cheeseburger with only mustard for my son at a McDonald's drive thru, get home with a bun, cheese & no meat. We constantly get screwed at fast food places.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    single cheese with lettuce only at Wendy's, got the bun cheese and lettuce

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    #39

    Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

    Taking Advantage Of A Poorly Worded Question On A Music History Test

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    Alexis D.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay that's a very poorly worded question. I keep rereading it in hopes it'll make sense but then I just get more and more frustrated with it

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not even sure what other answer was expected.

    Zoe Murphy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s worded very poorly but considering Bach lived during the Baroque Musical Era, there were different types of music during that time.

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    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just that "touché" showed how much the teacher had given up

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what the correct answer(s) would be

    Zoe Murphy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t compose easy music!

    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that they got credit for it, and the teacher wrote "touche."

    Luna Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...actually don’t know what they’re asking here

    Lesley Nelsonwaslightning
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don’t get this. What’s wrong with it?

    Lesley Nelsonwaslightning
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don’t get what’s funny about this one. What’s wrong with it?

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    #40

    My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

    My Cousin's Friend Ordered A Chicken Burger And Asked For Mayo On The Top And Bottom, This Is What She Got

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    Heaven Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather mayo like that than someone spitting in my burger out of spite.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Karen must know she did this to herself.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a Wendy's in HS, fast food workers can be very mean

    Flavia Slag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh? was there mayo on the bottom?

    John Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How frequently does this person speak to the manager?

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always "try" to not p**s people off at food establishments . They could just spit on your food or something else.

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    #41

    So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

    So I Asked My 3-Year-Old Daughter To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll. Job Well Done

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    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sure, a three year old toddler was able to pierce through a thick role of toilet paper, something an adult would struggle to do, especially so neatly...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a similar mistake when i was a kid. Never done it before, did not know how to do it. There is a trick to it, that adults don't even remember learning for themselves. ..... to teach someone how to do a thing: show them the trick to it first.... the last step is to watch them do it correctly.

    Vanilla Rose
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was she able to do that?

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    #42

    This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

    This Must Technically Count. My Aunt Just Took A Screenshot

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    #43

    My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

    My Cousin Was Asked To Bring A Potato Dish To The Family Party

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unless it was a party for two, very cheap.

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    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best potato dish ever! Who doesn't love Mickey d fries?

    Batty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burger king fries are superior

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that even enough for a party?

    Michelle Geiger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I be adopted? That’s my type of cousin!

    Geoffrey Holland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you're all complaining, I'll be eating those delicious f*****s.

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    #44

    While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

    While Teaching Her To Bake, I Asked My Daughter To Weigh The Ingredients

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    Heaven Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could tell that just by the ingredients pictured?

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 for balance skills

    Gary Bulthouse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the doorknob tag on the counter top

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would ATTEMPT doing this, but alas, I am s**t at baking AND tetris.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so unhappy when adults make fun of kids because the kids did not understand something totally new to them. Some thing the adult has not explained well enough for a total newbie. :(

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    #45

    Refilled The Paper Tray

    Refilled The Paper Tray

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    KATELYN NGUYEN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was maybe just a joke.He/she must've took it out later on.

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    Johnny Farnen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this more often than one would think, sadly.

    3ke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this more lazy than humorous

    eep_the_sheep
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.... did that. (Turns around) dad! I think I know why our printer broke!

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    #46

    My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

    My Note On The Cheese Fries Said: Extra Cheese On The Side

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    #47

    I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

    I Asked My Husband To Make Sure The Kitchen Counter Was Clean

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    Jody Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go back and re-check those pillowcases

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you ever tell if that awful pattern was clean anyway?

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you see if there is no dirt or stains on that counter. That pattern gives me a headache

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be your alibi.

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a very ugly counter

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could grunge up that marble for a week and not know the difference.

    Caged Beer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathological demand avoidance!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about men that they can't stand to do dishes? Both my boyfriend and son, would clean the house, but just put every dirty dish in the sink instaed of the dishwaswer, at different time of course. I just don't get it

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine will do dishes, he just doesn't clean them

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can see the dishwasher in the photo

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never asked him to wash the dishes.

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    #48

    I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

    I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like this....I can share with friends and they can get some paper to keep it clean.

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the sizes she cut is the problem, not the paper.'

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    Randi Roble
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She definitely cut it in half out of habit then remembered you wanted it cut in thirds

    Catarina Pupillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This why they are working at a fast food restaurant

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she cut slices. I would've cut it lengthwise, then a tiny C shape.

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    #49

    Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

    Asked My Insurance To Send Me A List Of Approved Psychologists, Ones Primarily Within A 20 Mile Radius Of My Location. This Is What I Got In The Mail Today

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    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    couldn't you get a digital list what a waste of time and tree's

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whizzing sound was the point flying past you.

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, are there any non-psychologist living around you (besides yourself)?

    Nirity
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf, is everybody a psychologist in your area

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF. Is literally everyone within a 20 mile radius a psychologist

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, too many Psychologists in a 20 mile radius. Are you sure it's Psychologists in that list and not Starbucks or McDonalds?

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it includes their families generations.

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    #50

    We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

    We Asked Our Waitress For A Glass Of Ice And Some Guacamole. This Is What We Got

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    Maik
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    5 years ago

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    Tip? I would get her dumb a*s fired in the spot.

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    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked at restaurants most of my life, it really does matter how your demeanor is but this is just low IQ.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the guac is too damn watery in a lot of places already

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I think that guac is pretty cool.

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    #51

    Egg And Cheese Bagel

    Egg And Cheese Bagel

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    NavyDave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's the Number for 911?"

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, again, I have no idea what it's supposed to be. This is an egg and cheese bagel to me.

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you...did... just... the NUMBER FOR 911??

    Full Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like he ordered it 6 weeks ago. Everything shouldn't be the same colour.

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh? cream cheese and eggs are always both white right?

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    Ice cube
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number for 911 is 911

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they don't fry eggs?? I hope?

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    #52

    Ok

    Ok

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    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is 20 and it already looks like this, I guess she has the Dr part half down.

    #53

    Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

    Friend's Camera Stopped Working Due To Moisture. I Told Him To Put It In A Sealed Bag With Some Rice. He Asked If This Is What I Meant

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    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to do the rice thing with a camera at all.

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    Martha Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to get a new friend. Unless this was a joke.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it was not cooked rice

    Johnny Farnen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as effective as the other way round. The entire rice thing is a myth.

    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna need that rice in quarantine

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    #54

    I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

    I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got

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    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL. I love Tintin. But not his hairstyle in reality. His hair only works for cartoons. And possibly his shaped head.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay the person who did this should not be a barber/hair dresser.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just fake. No hairdresser would do this. It's not even a fade. This is just someone doing their own hair and taking a picture when he's not finished yet.

    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! How did he get that from that description?

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the barber was in the military.

    Rob Riley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’ll be fine in a couple of months.

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    #55

    Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

    Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket

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    #56

    Boss Wanted To See All The User Permissions

    Boss Wanted To See All The User Permissions

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    #57

    Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

    Told The Cake Guy To Put “A Big 50” On The Cake For My Co-Worker's Birthday

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    Vanessa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the hell was in charge of cutting the cake?? what is this madness????

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the handwriting I dont think the same person who made and decorated the cake wrote 'big 50' on it.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are a lot of funny screw ups like this on Cake Wrecks

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cake guy should get a different job, he is not much good at cake decorating and I don't mean the writing.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cake guy makes ugly cakes

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    #58

    Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

    Friend Of Mine Had A Kidney Transplant 5 Years Ago And Asked For The Bakery To Write "5 Years" Anywhere On The Cake

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have excellent icing handwriting. :-)

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And spelled it all correctly. ( cake wrecks site hehehehe )

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    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who orders a cake for a kidney transplant anniversary

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who is glad to be alive, grateful for their quality of life, and wants to share that with good people around them.

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    #59

    Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

    Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

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    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would leave holes in the wall and that would look bad

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's up to code in so many areas but the biggest mistake is the CO detector is too high. Should be around 4 ft from the floor

    Dónal Ó Murchadha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a smoke detector/fire alarm are mounted on the wall, 1 foot from the ceiling(or on the ceiling, 1 foot from the wall) they are almost useless. The entire room would have to fill with smoke before it filled that space where all the alarms are. Half way up the wall or in the centre of the room is best. Or directly above fire hazards in a big room.

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like I'm having a conniption (sp) if I was a firefighter?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't burn toast you'll wake up all your city

    #60

    When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

    When They Said "Chocolate Chip Muffin", I Didn't Take Them Literally... But Should Have

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flour your chips before you fold em in the batter

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked for a chocolate chip cookie in a cafe and got a cookie with no chocolate chips in it at all. I was PISSED

    #61

    Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

    Ordered The Side Salad And Requested Egg And Cheese Only. They Took It Literally

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    Malanda Evans-Vaughan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure i get this one.. How else do you make a salad with egg and cheese only?

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tossed salad can have many ingredients: lettuce, onion, tomato, croutons, egg, cheese, cucumber etc. This person just wanted lettuce, egg, and cheese

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    #62

    Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

    Friend Gets Migraines. Her Meds Come In Blister Packs, And Are Very Hard To Open In Midst Of Migraine. She Asked Pharmacist To Put Pills In Bottle

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she can unpack them all and put them in the jar when she doesn't have a migraine. Then she's all set.

    Ashley Rae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some meds don't work if they aren't stored in their packaging... maybe that was it?

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it would be legal for the pharmacist to take them out of the packaging.

    Amy Mettlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't even reached my 50's and I can't even get those bottles open. I have to ask my kid to open the kid proof bottles.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, those are a drag to open when you're in pain. I use scissors. Also, pro tip, if you have the pharmacist take the cap off and flip it over, you get the easy-open version.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the pharmacist would actually take all the individual pills out of the packets for her anyway

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do for those who have arthritic hands and really can't open the blister packs - even with gadgets that are supposed to help!

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    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CVS did that to me one time. English was not the first language of the pharmacist

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went in CVS once and asked for astringent and the woman there thought it was constipation medicine. They have some real dummies at CVS.

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    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, I know those blister packs. Looks like Imitrex, the same medicine my hubby takes for his migraines. That stuff is a godsend. And yeah, they are a bear to get out. I do it for hubby lol. Pharmacist took her too literally lol. Or, I think they might not be allowed to open the blister packs themselves.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby takes them all out of the blister packs too, and puts them in the bottle loose, as soon as he gets home. Or had me do it lol. If he's sick with migraine, I have to do it. They're pretty hard to open, like I said.

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    #63

    The Truest Eggroll

    The Truest Eggroll

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotch egg without the sausage?

    Jovita A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Nigerian egg roll.. Totally normal... Not everything is Chinese.....

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen those before, not in a asian restaurant tho, so maybe they ordered right thing in the wrong place, got what they asked

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are they ordering this from that this would be given? Like, if they don't sell actuall egg rolls, why order one?

    #64

    Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

    Someone Put Expiration Date On The Dessert

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was stamped on before the lid was added? That's just... weird...

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's about the machine made an error and somehow no lid was supplied? Also. Not really suited for this list. As many aren't that are on it.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sealer missed one then it went down the line to the printer then somebody put it back in line to get sealed.

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    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not even mess the cream up

    Johnny Farnen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jet print when the sealing part of the production line doesn't function. Welcome to modern processed foods. On the other hand, the jet printer is tuned perfectly to accomplish this, so there's that...

    LottieH
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust that cream. Not if it can stay intact like that 😷

    MnM2520
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not physically possible

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is if they run the misses back through again.

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    Rick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dessert wouldn’t have stayed intact if that had actually been stamped for real. Looks photoshopped.

    N S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is not stamped, but jet printed

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    #65

    I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

    I Asked For Peppers On The Side. Literally, I Guess

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    #66

    I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

    I Went To McDonald's And Asked For "An Egg McMuffin With Sausage And Cheese Only"

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite happened to me at McDonald's. I ordered a quarter pounder without ketchup. All I got in the burger was ketchup. There was no cheese, no mustard, no anything. I guess the person in the kitchen did not know the difference between 'without' and 'only'.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those drive thru' speakers / phones are HORRIBLE.

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    Johnny Rotten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just order the sausage McMuffin with cheese. It's a real item and cheaper than an egg McMuffin. Usually on the dollar menu.

    William Bonner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a Burger King drive-thru I ordered "a Whopper sandwich please, that's all". I got a meat patty on a bun.

    Teak_the_FoxWing
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitchen person--"Why ar are you complaining? That looks delicious!" Me-- "I. Will. Sue."

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good way to start a morning. "Hulk Angry!"

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I order it without egg, usually get what I'm asking for

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who orders it that way??! Just say "no egg"! Can't say I blame that worker

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    #67

    Malicious Compliance At The Gym

    Malicious Compliance At The Gym

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    #68

    I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

    I'm Currently A Culinary Student And Last Night I Asked A Lady Friend To Help Me With Dinner. All I Asked Her To Do Was Peel Half The Potatoes In The Bag

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know what to believe on this one coz I have seen this picture on facebook claiming it was someones husband who did it.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I don't understand why people steal someone else's photo and claim it's their story. Except someone in desperate need of attention of course.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you all remember that photo of a bunch of bananas with each one of them torn open by just half an inch, claiming that the poster’s son had done this, and captioned “what sort of passive aggressive monster?” Well, I found out the other day how exactly something like that happens: I had an overripe bunch of bananas, tore one off, and all of the others left on the bunch opened, looking just like that picture. I now have trust issues when it comes to those sort of pictures on the internet.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who peals potatoes like this? So much waste.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can still peel the unpeeled parts - not really a waste. Just someone clearly not wanting to be asked again - though I hope it backfires.

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. No one is this stupid, it's just a joke/prank.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are better with some skin on anyway

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rinse the potatoes BEFORE you peel

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