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If you have ever been caught red-handed in a lie, you know how severely embarrassing it can be. Whether it was an innocent fib or full-blown deceit, your mind inevitably starts racing, thinking of all the ways to save your reputation. Luckily for us, though, these stories are hilariously entertaining. Recently, author and columnist Séamas O'Reilly posted a tweet about an elaborate childhood lie that involves a school essay, an "Icelandic Fish Festival" and the King honoring him by his presence and chatting with him directly.

As if the tale is not wild enough, he then asked his followers to share "the best, worst, and most excruciatingly stupid lies" they've ever been busted with — and boy, did they deliver! Thousands of people rolled up their sleeves and typed out the mortifying moments that turned out to be so ridiculous and amusing, that it almost pardons them of their wrongdoings.

So buckle up and grab a bucket of popcorn because we at Bored Panda have collected some of the funniest stories from this thread. Upvote the ones you liked most and be sure to share your own embarrassing mishaps with us in the comments!

Recently, author and columnist Séamas O'Reilly shared a wild story about how he got caught in an elaborate lie as a child

His tweet inspired other people to chime in with similar experiences

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October
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4 years ago

As one should

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    4 years ago

    *crash* 1:"ohhh carp" 2:"JERRY WHAT DID YOU DO?!" 1:"I don't know it was in the way!" 2:"Well put it back together!" 1:"Im trying, I'm trying."

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    Millie
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    4 years ago (edited)

    if my friend got to befriend beavers id be very jealous

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    Heather Resatz
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    4 years ago

    Omg I love this!!

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    4 years ago

    I really want to read the poem now!

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    4 years ago

    Thats a cool embellishment of the truth

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    Allison B
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    4 years ago

    Omg. Poor stepmom. I mean the kid was 8 so I guess that makes sense, but that's still got to be embarrassing.

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    4 years ago

    😂 not a believed lie I’m sure

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    grotesqueer
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    4 years ago

    Oh wow. Hopefully this was a while ago. Could be quite a nightmare for any trans man to get that kind of attitude. Calling to pay a gynecologist bill could be awful to begin with, not to mention with this kind of reception.

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    4 years ago

    That takes a lot of guts and a lazy teacher

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    4 years ago

    I always wonder how people get away with lies like this lol

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    Caprichosa
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    4 years ago

    Shrek is a amazing hero! 🤣 I'm curious about the grading you got for that essay 😅

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    Meeple13
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    4 years ago

    Oh, bollocks.

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    4 years ago

    “It’s big brain time.”

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    Call Me Mars
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    4 years ago

    A told B and B told C, I'll meet you at the top of the coconut tree!

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    October
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    4 years ago

    My oldest fell of a horse and informed me that when you fall off you have to give the whole riding class apple pie. So the next week I show up with three home baked pies. And juist before we enter riding class, she informes me she made it up cause she craved apple pie.

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    Josh Stevenson
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    4 years ago

    Not sure if this counts as stolen Valor or not..

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    Broad Panda
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    4 years ago

    So the teacher was also full of it.

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    4 years ago

    risky!

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    4 years ago

    That's out of this world

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    Judes
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    4 years ago

    Haha. This is the worst.

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    4 years ago

    I want to read the poem!

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    Potty pagan panda
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    4 years ago

    If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes the truth

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    Harrison Miller
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    4 years ago

    "I read about in it my crystal ball that can see into the future."

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    Mouse
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    4 years ago

    This is just a child with a great imagination, cute

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    4 years ago

    My son had to do a similar reporting assignment in 1st grade. My favorite was "Chekrs thrw up", with a hand drawn picture of our cat Checkers and a HUGE pile of puke. Guess it was the highlight of his weekend. It's still on my fridge. It's that damn awesome. Son is now 16.

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    Oriol Coll
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    4 years ago

    Wow…

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    Euphorique
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    4 years ago

    Someone plz explain?

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    4 years ago

    Ha chocolate starfish

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    4 years ago

    Lmao

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    4 years ago

    I like this. Better than saying you couldn’t be stuffed

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    When my sister was little, I think maybe 4 ish, my mum was away and my dad suffered a bad electric shock. My sister went next door to get dinner because daddy was sleeping. They fed her, but it was hours before anyone checked on my dad. ( He was ok, but still a bit scared of electric)

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    TKA
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    4 years ago

    This one is pretty funny! Nice try though!

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    One book every week? Wow that is truly a way to take the fun out of reading... I would probably have started to critique my math book etc to enjoy reading the (thick) ones I really like.

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    4 years ago

    Poor kid!

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    4 years ago

    Big fancy words does not equal good. Albert Einstein allegedly said “If you can't explain it to a six-year-old, you don't understand it yourself.”

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    4 years ago

    What?

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    4 years ago

    Rikki-Tikki-Tavi said "go and find out!"

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    4 years ago

    Howard be thy name ...!

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    Kusotare
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    4 years ago

    Maybe she was concerned that a second grader was watching "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" and thought a little more inquiry into the home situation might be in order!

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    4 years ago

    I dont get it…

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    4 years ago

    I really don’t think you were the only kid to do that

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    4 years ago

    Homework for a 3 year-old??????

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    Tame compared to the rest. I’ve pet a squirrel in a park once :)

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    Cute 😂 I’m a fraternal twin and always wished I was identical!

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    Hmm, but is it pronounced (jeangah) or (gingah)…?

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    4 years ago

    Odd lie (although many of these are odd)

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    You missed out! Not all the books in school were worth reading but there were a lot of good books that I learned a lot from.

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    4 years ago (edited)

    This thread is for lies, but in this tweet it sounds like they weren’t lying?

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    Josh Stevenson
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    4 years ago

    What... what did I just read?

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    Lolly
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    Me and my friend once told our parents school was cancelled due to the radiators bursting. Totally forgot about the 2 older brothers we each had that went to the same school. Obviously got caught 🙄

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