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Oh, the intricacies of a language. Even seemingly easy words require a lot of brain power and we don’t even realize when this complex process is happening behind the scenes. It takes just 600 milliseconds for the mind to think of one, apply grammatical rules to it, and send it to the lips.

So it is no surprise that sometimes everything results in funny mistakes. Surely, most of us have taken a park in the walk or had a cup of coppee. Freud even went so far as to say that speech errors are repressed thoughts trying to come out into the spoken world!

Today, brilliant ideas about Boroque Obama, fronteria, and irrelephants are freely circling the internet too. Luckily for us, the creators of a Facebook page, The Language Nerds, have scoured the web to find the most hilarious ones.

More info: The Language Nerds | Facebook | Instagram

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So what is the place of the Language Nerds? Created in August 2017, it attracted 3.1 million Facebook users by sharing stimulating language and learning content. Its mission is to keep language enthusiasts entertained and informed. The creator of this page even gathered a community that is not only polyglottic but also witty. 

Their daily posts include language learning tips, humorous mistakes, unusual language constructions, interesting facts, and creative ideas from fellow language enthusiasts. Whether you’re an expert in languages or just starting, The Language Nerds has something for everyone.

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    Kracken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called being a native speaker

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    Bored Panda reached out to Yaccine, the creator of The Language Nerds, to ask some questions about his page. First, we wanted to know what was the inspiration behind the creation of this linguistic Facebook page.

    Yaccine shared with us: “I created The Language Nerds to tell people what they didn't know about language. The fact that we use language so much disguises a lot about its intricate workings and what a marvel it is.

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    The Language Nerds is there to tell people why they shouldn't take the puffs of air that come from their mouth when they try to comminute, i.e. language, for granted because that might be key to understanding who we are as a species.

    Language might be the window to the human mind and that was the inspiration that fueled my interest to pursue a degree in Linguistics, and hence The Language Nerds.”

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "43% of the world's population is bilingual, according to Journal of Neurolinguistics, meaning almost half of all people utilise two languages daily. 40% of the world's population is monolingual, using just one language. 17% of the world's population is multilingual, or fluent in two or more languages."

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    Seb Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO that's a strange question. Duolingo has a monetisation formula just like any number of other websites. Even though it isn't something I would do, as a bit of a geek myself, I can fully understand why someone who is a fan of either franchise might want to learn either of these languages, and a number of other ones. For some it would simply be a hobby, a pass time, or to others a homage to their favourite show and a way to connect with others of the same persuasion/mentality.

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    Asked to describe his background and experience in linguistics, the creator answered: “I am a doctorate student in linguistics. I speak English, Arabic, and French. I've taught English to non-english speakers and taught Arabic to American university students. I've tutored University students in Linguistics subjects such as syntax, phonology, sociolinguistics, etc. I've been a proud recipient of the Fulbright scholarship which significantly broadened my cultural awareness and perspective. I also took part in the Erasmus+ project in Europe.”

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    Tuesday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be giggling like this, but I am, so here we are

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    We were curious to know how the creator of this page stays on top of language trends and how they are incorporated into his content strategy. Yaccine told us that “Finding content for The Language Nerds is no easy task and I guess that's the case for all creators. I managed to make our content broad and to touch every language aspect, such as humor, facts, research, and general know-how. This way we should have plenty of room to find the right content that our audience will engage and relate with. We can basically write about anything language-related.   And since I'm a language researcher and my entire career revolves around language, staying up to date with language trends comes naturally to me.”

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    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie will be president one day

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    Wilf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works because we don't 'read' every letter in a word- we perceive it's overall shape of the words on the page, and use our experience to assume meaning. So long as you keep the same first and last letter you can slpel wrods baldy but stll raed petrety mcuch any snecetne whuot dilflfclty.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frsit and lsat lretets hvae to be crrocet tehn you can.

    ADJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised it works for non native speakers.

    ADJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you know which word it is sqppqsqd to be.

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    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, we are looking into the journal of a dyslexic rock. /j

    afia kooma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe your dyslectic and this is your life

    Frostfirefox919
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ro, otehr opiton, yro'ue disleksik.

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    Talking about the biggest challenges Yaccine has faced in managing his Facebook page, he mentioned that keeping such a big community engaged is not an easy task. “Also, The Language Nerds is not just a Facebook page, It's also an Instagram account that amounts to 2.2M followers, and a website. Keeping this varied presence running is very challenging. I also have challenges monetizing the content. But in the absence of challenges, I don't think The Language Nerds would have grown this big. Because with every challenge that we overcome, we set a milestone for our online presence.”

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, it was actually vodka - the alcoholic

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    The future for “The Language Nerds” looks very bright as Yaccine shares with us that he sees this page growing and becoming more diverse. “We have a very creative audience that is hungry for new content and we expect to reach a lot more people in the future given our current trends. We are thinking of starting a TikTok account and a YouTube channel. We have great video ideas and I think they will complement what we already do.”

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    Indeed, language is rich with opportunities for humor; quirky rhymes, puns, and multiple-meaning words provide plenty of witty material.

    Puns as a humor-creating tool have been around for ages. You can even find them hiding in the pages of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. They’re practically everywhere, from posts on Facebook to business campaigns. The enjoyment of puns is built upon ambiguity (in sound or word form) and the combination of two things that should not exist in the same place. Apparently, not everything needs to be necessarily true or straightforward, and that’s the beauty of it.

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    Interestingly, children start learning such language incongruities at an early age. They become aware of homonyms around ages three to four, and once they are able to create stories they can use it for humor i.e., creating puns that manage to amuse and confuse at the same time.

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    Mart Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 mile is about 16 football pitches long. One football pitch is about 1428 tomatoes

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone who is agnorant is called an agnoranter

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    Learning through exciting methods always brings better results, and social media is one of them. Language-related content on social networks helps language learners to quicken their learning by being current and self-controlled. Even on those days when you're not in the mood for learning, social media unnoticeably supplies you with educational content. Most likely, you learned something after stopping scrolling to see a meme in your foreign language.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they took the one on the left you'd be all right

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even the raccoon is concerned about your food choices

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    Having the ability to speak more than one language comes with its own challenges. Bilingual individuals often make amusing and sometimes endearing mistakes when switching between their two languages. They may accidentally mix the two, which results in sentences like “Vamos to have lunch” (blending English and Spanish) or “Je suis Camille and you?” (blending English and French).

    Sometimes, two words can look or sound similar but have completely different meanings. The sneaky-looking “préservatif“ in French means “condom,” and in Spanish “embarazada” sounds too much like “embarrassed” but actually means “pregnant”. If you use one of these incorrectly, you’ll find yourself in an uncomfortable situation.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tildes will save your butt, literally.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! More and more. But it's spelling for me.

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    Memes are becoming part of everyday speech. They are a language in themselves, and meme makers and sharers participate in it to bond through humor and wordplay. They’re actively shared because people want to engage in the creative, nonliteral, playful language of everyday conversation. For instance, take the linguistic meme “cries in American'' or “laughs in Italian” which evolved into a reaction to certain situations and conveys far more complex information than its form might suggest

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP was later found murdered by the Italian friend

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    Menacing Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need some aloe for that burn!

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    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice try, there's pepperoni under the cheese.

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    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought he stole that suit from a male stripper after a 4th of July party....who knew he stole it November 20, a day after Puerto Rico Discovery Day..

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not dumb! You just scored Salsa on you work - I've never done that!

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    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't say that I have ever been inside of The before. The does look remarkably like a library so maybe The is known by other names in different countries?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a joke...... right ??? 😬

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    Corwin 02
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for those who need a translation 8. Situational dialogue (20 points) A foreigner named Tom asks you for directions and where the toilet is. The following is your conversation. Please complete it. TOM: How can I get to the toilet You:can you speak Chinese? TOM: yes of course You: Let’s speak Chinese then TOM: Okay, no problem You: Turn right ahead and walk straight for 100 meters to reach

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say that to describe someone incapable of understanding basic concepts or following simple instructions.

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    BrownTabby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBT when my mum was drinking soft drink in the passenger seat of the car and I told her she wasn’t allowed to drink and drive

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    BrownTabby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that book worked I’d be out of a job.

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    Vul Va
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most native English speakers know none of the rules in my experience.... They follow them all, of course, but I don't think they're taught them explicitly as rules at school or wherever. Non natives can typically explain English better than natives

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    CJay M
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    En español, non binary individuals just kinda pick one because the language doesn’t work without it. However, some notable exceptions are trying to popularise the e (as in no binare, Elle, Amige, etc). In person have never heard this personally but ik it’s an internet thing.

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad loves a character in the Lion King?

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    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    APPRECIATE THE GUY WATERING PLANTS

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is just as scary. Please stop it.

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    Joe Russo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite Greek idiom, that a student of mine directly translated into English, thinking I'd get it, is, "What? Do you want me to smell my fingernails?" which roughly means "I have no idea why the hell you asked me that question, much less how the hell I'm going to find an answer." Rude. :)

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that's what I heard. I took the song as being ironic, as in the singer was comforting themselves on having lost their love.

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    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the band "Free Beer" is playing this weekend.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh if only! Authors are so tempted to do this.

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wondered why the British colonized so many places. Was the conversations something like "Well this is a bloody shithole, innit? Let's go live someplace else."

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    867-5309
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face is just "I'm not sure why you want this pic, it's really creepy but I need to finish this assignment"

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    Mart Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently saw a post where some flat earther actually believed that you can learn more from youtube videos than in an actual university of Astrophysics

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King Crimson was not an actual monarch.

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    Lesbian Thespian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got lucky and have friends who also like correcting grammar! also we go to a grammar school so y'know

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    Mart Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile US colleges are giving scholarships to kids who can throw ball very far

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    The Idaho Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shakespeare was secretly 120+ IQ. He singlehandedly avoided all the dad jokes.

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    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does Duolingo have a lot more ads than it used to? Also: I tried learning Dutch the other day and one of the first sentences they taught me was "He is an apple". That owl is on something.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet that most of Egypt does look like that (minus the pyramids) once you get away from the Nile.

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    Joe Russo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's just messed up. The second word, for example, would be pronounced something like "SFURT"

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feel bad about your love life, remember Matt Gaetz didn't get a high school girlfriend until he was 38.

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh - big fight over what is the default English accent!

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    Firefly1617
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gets the last laugh :D is oleo like butter?

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    Skara Brae
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of person that votes for nutjobs here in the USA: so certain that everyone else is stupid.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a grammatical issue; it's spelling, and a spellchecker could have sorted it.

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    Mart Se
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just invest and you'll be rich" - Trevor, 22, CEO in his father's multimillion $ company.

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    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they have a heck of a Wednesday wing night. I have a feeling they have decent Margheritas.

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was taught in 1st grade what a schwa is. 1ST GRADE

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could learn the difference between a possessive adjective and a contraction, he could possibly be an English colonel.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been many times I have wanted to right a book. One that springs to mind is "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown. There were so many factual errors in the first 3 pages I could not continue. That book definitely needed to be set right.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically that could encompass thinking about them only for one second

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that either continent is ready for that.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those 30 yr olds may know more than you think, lady.

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    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell me those are the Chinese Lyrics to the song "Kung Fu Fighting"

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    Scrappychick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How wrong is it that my first thought was "how do you write in beer?"?

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning Spanish to speak with Spainards vs learning Spanish to speak with Americans.

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    BrownTabby
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    2 years ago

    As someone in a writing-adjacent profession, I enforce the rules at work but online I let stuff slide unless someone is trying to correct someone else but getting it wrong themselves.

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    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they still give you a 6.5 when you need a 7.0

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    El Cucuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same as English speakers calling their spouses mommy or daddy. Very common when you have children...

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    Shareef Yousef
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left is Arabic letter pronounced “wow”. Elephant in Arabic is pronounced “feel”

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ireland is atheist? This will come as news to the Irish.

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