78 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Prove Parenting Is Fun

Good times ahead.

Hilarious! Once while working in kindergarten , one of the boys was wearing a tampon As a bracelet,,. He used the string to put over his wrist and he sat twirling the hanging tampon as he sat listening to the story on the carpet. When I kindly took it from him and placed it in an envelope in his mail box, he burst into tears. He was very annoyed I took away his bracelet!

I just want someone to get as giddy to see me, as they do when they see the waiter bringing out their food!

Why are people going nuts over her? Hot dog princess is an actual cartoon character!

Eternal sadness and blame.

wow

Sie will get her Hogwarts letter with 11.

Adorable, however stupid it may look. Ultra patient dog, too!

YUSSSSS

At least she told you she is mad at you... Most of the time "there is nothing wrong".

But... but... It is him!

Kiiiinda scary.... just a little...

Active aggressive ????

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Better those than the cigarette ashes I'd get a face full of as a kid! lol

but, she doesn't look like any of'em :(

Scary!

Lmao!

Yea, two is cute, 10 means bruises you can't account for, a minimum of three talking at once and someone is going to get hurt.

Pants or no pants is always a daily question.

I did this for my crazy hair day at school, everyone loved it!

He looks sleepy... awwww.

reverse star wars moment?

Me.

Ha ha just like brushing your teeth races XD

Looks legit

Hope she does wait till she's 100 before she gambles good idea

he did fix it, better than a floor full of paper

My father's an engineer and I was building a bird house out of construction paper and when he said it's not gonna make it outside I said I know it's my prototype. He was so surprised. I don't remember myself apparently I was 3

Looks suspiciously like my house after the catnip takes control.

This https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms account is also hilarious ;-)

Before my sister had my niece I didn't know you could paint an entire 60lbs dog with one cup of pudding

What a deal!

A piece of cheese with their glasses of wine? Sounds about right.

Hans the only stupid things here are your ridiculous comments. Can you kindly shut up?

LOL, the girl back right... why do I feel like she is responsible for this.

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If you look close you can see the lady is wearing a stethoscope on. She a doctor. Taxes pay for medical. Smart kid, dumb parent.

Followed by Deadpool's: "Aw what the heck, let's just paaarteeeeh!" voice.

wait, his kids a Yoshi?

Brilliant

Many times, my kids even fight things they agreed on!

I have wanted to touch knives and cut things ever since I was a toddler. This September I'm starting med school to become a surgeon! :) keep that kid motivated!

Hans you need to study mammals and insects, more so the difference therein.

No comment from Hans? Oh I was looking forward to being disappointed. Lol. (Just jesting before it's taken personally.)

Oh kids... First they want to touch EVERYTHING. and then they realize it wasn't such a good idea.. xD

That's pretty impressive for a 3 year old.

Now, see, I would never have thought to put that particular veggie on pizza.

Me emptying my backpack in middle school. XD

Feed her blueberries and apple sauce for a couple days then integrate both with lots of water into her diet. Kids tend to eat so much junk, yogurt, crackers, and cheese it backs them up. Those 3 things added to her diet will make her bowels super soft and easy :) had to do this with my daughter a couple years ago and she hasn't had an issue since! Good luck :) (I buy frozen blueberries and make her a smoothie with lunch, blueberry apple smoothie with a touch of vanilla and some vanilla almond milk in a cup with a straw and if you really want to get some extra goodness into her add some roasted hemp seeds for some omegas, it's delicious and she'll think it's a treat!! But packed full of awesomeness that will help her in many ways including pooping!!) Good luck :)

Scool project maybe? Milk cartons from lunches? A little common sense goes a long way...

Memento Mori

That is an easy fix.. Now the real trick is when the sandwich was cut into triangles and they wanted squares!

Wow kids gonna grow up fast.

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First!

Too familiar, right up there with wearing spaghetti in your hair and marinara mousse!

Good dad

Ow... I would still take the slice with all the pepperoni!

Erm... yeah.... What?

One time my (then 11 month) daughter climbed up a (Miami style) window and I knew no one would believe me if I didn't have a picture but I decided to bring her down instead.