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50 Times Parents Got Slam-Dunked By Their Own Kids And Just Had To Share The Embarrassment Online
You wouldn’t expect this level of sassiness coming from our precious baby angels who seem like the incarnation of innocence, curiosity and the life ahead of them.
But children are notorious daredevils and they never cease to amaze their parents by serving a shock bomb of various kinds.
This time, we’re looking at times when parents got put in their place not by their bosses, not by their own parents, not by their colleagues or angry Karens ruling the parking lots, but by their own children. You see, this is somewhat of a common occasion parents would much rather remain silent about, because being humbled by your offspring is not always the best feeling in the world, right?
Scroll down through the funniest tweets below!
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#1
The Disrespect
D Battle II 3 years ago
Didn't know that. I thought they were done with DVD's.
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#2
Ouch. Kids Say The Harshest Things
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
You forgot being broke and eating ramen noodles for every meal.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Did my fair share of exhausted and frustrated crying in grad school, and I only have a Masters. In fact, it’s the reason I have a Masters and not a PhD right now.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago (edited)
I'm with you Kathryn. I had many mornings, afternoons, and evenings of frustrated and existential crying in graduate school. I too only have a Masters and wanted to pursue a doctorate...then I saw my roommates who were pursuing PHDs and didn't want to put myself through that pain and endless agony.
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#3
Having "The Talk"
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
At least at 4 they still like you! At 14 you’ll be old and lame like all parents except Trevor’s mom she’s cool !
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Not always. I love spending time with my parents
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Beautifullybroken 3 years ago
The innocence here I love it. We tried to explain it to our daughter because her great aunt/godmother(may she rest in peace now) was gay and she just went okay so she kisses girls shrugged her shoulders and walked away. I wish sometimes that more people thought the way kids do....
While many kids humble their parents now and then, reminding them they have their own view of the world too, which is just as valid, if not even more, some children take this behavior to a whole new level. On some occasions, children become too assertive and even bossy, not only knowing what’s best for them, whatever that’d take, but also being sure what's best for others, adults included.
#4
Kid Has Her Priorities Straight
Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago
Her priorities are a bit messed up. Make sure she know that you’re the reason any food is in the kitchen and she will then protect you like the secret service does for the president
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
I mean, it's not like you can get a serious response from a three-year-old
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Masen Silas 3 years ago
Asked my kid what to do if a stranger knocks, she said invite them in and give them cookies... No... lol
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
You have to be very specific when teaching little ones what to do in emergencies. My cousin was told that if there was a house fire he was to go out his bedroom window onto the porch roof. My aunt burnt something in the kitchen and just got upstairs in time as he was shoving his little sister out the window. Luckily disaster was averted
#5
My Daughter Roasted Me For Father's Day. I Couldn't Be More Proud
Joybug 3 years ago
I actually know a three year old with that good handwriting.
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Corey Smith 3 years ago
This is exactly something my daughter would say to me. She's 14 and has my sarcastic/brutal sense of humor.
#6
A Scary Kid Right There
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago (edited)
Ha ha! That's so funny, it's almost as if you made up this BS story.
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
Smart come backs, he has a fast tough on him. Reminds me of one of my kids.
Scarlett King 2 years ago
He’s really actually correct but he’s gonna be a murderer when he grows up
Usually, bossy behaviors appear as children begin to explore power in a social context with peers and within the parent-child relationship. There can be many signs that a child is bossy, including: A child has a great idea in mind and she needs others to bring it to life. (“Put the castle over here. You play the baby and I’ll play the mommy.”); A child feels strongly about controlling the outcome of a situation. (“Don’t put the peas next to the mashed potatoes,” “I’m going first.”); A child is insecure and unsure about who makes the final decisions in the household, so he asserts his own power. (“Gimme the cookie before dinner. I want it right now!”)
#7
Kids Really Are Brutal
Trash_Panda 3 years ago
Seriously my mom's harmless fat jokes shaped traumatic body issues
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
"OMG! She caught the fly ball at the wall, threw it into home plate and the runner is out!" Epic move!
White Wolf 3 years ago
My mother constantly told me how I had big tits and kept laughing. Stopped it the day I told her "your honks ain't small either" She slapped me but finally stopped.
august is mentally unstable 3 years ago
your mother sounds awful...i'm sorry you have to endure that.
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Amanda Moore 3 years ago
Yea hated this growing up. Even though mothers/father mean it as jokes or in a cute nickname way… it really affects self esteem and sticks with you growing up.
#8
This Seems Like Some Excellent 7-Year-Old Attitude
Vicky Zar 3 years ago
Give your 2-3 year old a balance bike and they will ride a normal bike by the age of 5 (without ever needing training wheels)
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
My son was the same (except the last comment). He just yelled I'M DOING IT. Last bike I rode was an exercise bike at the gym.
#9
Nope, Not Cute
Michelle C 3 years ago
The story is cute but if you gonna make up stories about what your toddler "said" at least make it believable....increase the age or use less words
Brendan Roberts 3 years ago
Henpacked Hal talks a lot of BS. Does he even have kids? Who knows!
Lazy Panda 3 years ago
Those are awfully nice shins you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.
Parents are often to blame for bossy behavior in kids because the chances are it was brought out by confusion about who makes decisions at home and inconsistency in parenting. That’s why parenting experts remind parents time and again about establishing clear rules and boundaries at home so there will be as little room for the grey area as possible.
Some children carry on with dominating behavior well into adulthood when parents fail to stand up for themselves. If the adult child lives with parents, new rules may be especially hard to set, not only because they haven’t been already, but also because the child is an adult now and sees him/herself as autonomous.
#10
This Daughter Is A Savage
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
XD IDK how old the daughter was when she said this, but I’d have been backhanded and thrown across the room (using my hair as the grip) when I was ANY age as a kid. Despite all the other parental/kid/raising c**p that happens now, I’m glad that it’s not acceptable to beat a kid for saying stuff like this, these days (it still happens sometimes, ofc…. but when I was a kid, it was acceptable and accepted and and expected if your kid mouthed off!)
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#11
He's So Sassy
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
"Sunshine" was my dad's nickname for me and he used to sing the chorus of this song to me when I was little. I grew up thinking it was about me.
Henry Russell 3 years ago
my first horror movie commercial made that song so creepy and every time i here that song it reminds be of that commercial and i could sleep that night
#12
My Husband Took Our Almost 13-Year-Old Son's Phone Away For The Day Yesterday. Of Course, My Husband Had To Slid This Under His Door Last Night
The real kicker was our son's response. Wise man.
In order to find out more about such instances, we spoke with Lynn How, a professional educator with years of experience of working with kids and the author of “Positive Young Minds.” Lynn specializes in supporting educators, parents, and children with improving and prevention of mental health issues. “Both parents and children should have a mutual respect for each other's space. The children should remember that they are now adults and their parents should not be picking up after them,” she told us and added that “They should also offer to help with cooking and cleaning.”
#13
Children Are Savages
not your average weirdo 3 years ago
Once my mom said “I love you” and I said “I think we should just be friends.”
#14
Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace
Stephen reeve 3 years ago
I'm a left leg above knee amputee with spinal injuries. My son calls me flamingo.
Beautifullybroken 3 years ago
Sorry to hear/see about your accident and hope you are well, however your son is awesome so glad there is humor in something tragic😀
CelticElff 3 years ago
Could've been worse. Could've used a sharpie to cross out "long" and replace it with "short"...
#15
That's Harsh
Ivana Bašić 3 years ago
Unless Daddy is dating the kid's teacher, Miss Kristin seems like a weird way to address her.
Beck 3 years ago
In the south it is not that weird. My ex still calls my mom miss karen. His neighbor across the street miss kay. He is 44.
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Stephanie Ladd 3 years ago
my stepson has it insisted on calling me miss Stephanie for years now. he was two when his dad an I got together and I've told him for the past five years he can call me Stephanie, he doesn't have to use the miss part! but he still does it. my partner said it's a respect thing but for me it just seems oddly formal. he calls my family by their titles like grandma grandpa etc no special "step" titles but I stay miss Stephanie for some reason. I brought it up recently and he sounded like he wanted to drop the miss part but then it never came up again and when I try and tell him it's really not necessary he just brushes me off. ugh! his mother is in his life so ive never even mentioned him calling me mom or anything close to it but I'm totally fine with him having my first name. I'll bring it up again after school tomorrow
Cheyanne Pavan 3 years ago
Where I live (northeast US), it's practically unheard of for kids to call adults "Miss [First Name]" and it would probably make the adult uncomfortable. My kids refer to my best friend as "Aunt [First Name]" and my sisters as "Auntie [First Name]." Their friend's parents are "Mrs. [Last Name]," but other known adults are called by just their first name. There are plenty of ways to show respect w/o calling people by a title.
Scarlett King 2 years ago
Ok ✅ that kid 👧🏼 is savage 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 lol 😂 lol 😆 lol 😝
Having said that, Lynn argues that “parents should not be treating their adult kids like children (unless they are behaving like them!) and should encourage their children to help out, learn to cook, etc. for when they do move out.” Meanwhile, according to her, “adult children with jobs and who pay rent and contribute to the household should be free to buy what they want if it doesn't impact the parents' house - A room taken over by a new drum kit might be a step too far, for example!” The life coach added that parents are entitled to an opinion, though, and they may need to share their opinion tactfully.
#16
Poor Dude
#17
Good Problem-Solving Skills For A 4-Year-Old
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
When I was single, I had two cats, Mary and Ringo. When we started dating, my now husband initially tried to claim he was deadly allergic to cats and couldn’t be around my two little lovebugs. I told him we couldn’t date if he felt that way. Love me, love my cats. Besides, how a person treats animals is one of many indicators of how they treat people. Well, he wanted to be with me bad enough to give it a good try. After only ONE day spent together at my place, Mary and Ringo, who were just the sweetest cats, totally charmed him. In fact, he started spending more time at my place, and would both supervise their meals, and get down on the floor to play with them—-and spend time with me, of course! Our 21st anniversary is this Wednesday, and he’s been a great husband and happy daddy to my original two (who have passed on, obviously), and four more (one of whom passed on recently at almost 20 years old), plus a dog the entire time.
Kiss Army 3 years ago
I saw on a tv show or movie recently where a guy thought he was deathly allergic to cats but he figured out he wasn't and it turned out his mom only told him that because she didn't want to get one when he was asking as a kid. Made me wonder how many time that really happens.
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Synsepalum 3 years ago
I am super allergic to cats. I have a cat. I'm getting another cat soon. There are things a person can do to mitigate the allergy. Take meds and get shots. Cats are worth it. The end.
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Plus over time many people become accustomed to their particular cat’s dander/saliva and the allergies sort of peter out XD That happened with my boyfriend (deathly allergic to cats and dogs; I had one of each when we met 20 years ago, and now we have two cats and a puppy). Mitigation at first, as you said, and over time he “got used” to my original cat and dog, and same for our current pets XD (the puppy is very new still so pup’s saliva still gives bf itchy spots where pup play-bites, but that’ll pass!)
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#18
My Friend's 6-Year-Old Daughter Drew This At School
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
Nice to know the hard work put in when going out actually does make a positive difference.
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Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago
Ofc! Don’t you remember in the morning waddling to your room to put on leg growth moisturizer to extend them? Everyone does it in the morning
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James Pasquini 3 years ago
I had a neighbor who I'd only seen with makeup on... for two years. One morning my wife asked me to bring something over to her. When she answered the door I asked if xxx was home. She looked at me practically cross-eyed. I honestly thought it was an older sister I didn't know about. A little embarrassing for the both of us.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
Love the eyeshadow and lipstick! Is she trying to tell mom something?!
#19
Thanks, Kid
Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Yeah seriously! I'd have died laughing all the way out the door!
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Floy Height 3 years ago
My 3 year old granddaughter asked me why I had hair on my hoohoo in a unisex bathroom in NYC with a man in the next stall.
#20
Never Forget
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Decades from now, Dad will be on his death bed, and the kid will STILL bring up the burnt quesadilla from 2019. She might even put something about it on the headstone. “Here lies Todd Dillard. Beloved Husband. Beloved Father Who Burned His Daughter’s Quesadilla in 2019. Wonderful In Every Way Except Making Quesadillas”.
Lisa Valen 3 years ago
I burned a frozen pizza ONCE years ago. To this day, my now-adult children will remind me, singing: . "My name is Lisa, I burn the pizza."
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I've burnt a lot of quesadillas, my kids assume it's normal... I don't burn everything, I just can't stay focused on quesadillas! Sometimes I knock off some of the black.
Amber.exe (She/They) 3 years ago
She'll remember that you burned her quesadilla in 2019 for the rest of her life and never let you forget it
#21
This Kid Is Going Places
Isabella 3 years ago
I have seen this in so many forms, that I start to doubt that this was ever written by a kid.
Eli Fisher 3 years ago
I did this for my mom as a joke. Honestly I probably saw it on this site.
Janet Engeman 3 years ago
I gave my first born a present on Mother's day for just that reason!
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
This has to be a reference from beloved comic, Calvin and Hobbes.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
We always have a reenactment on the dinning room table! Mothers days and birthdays are always hoot at my house !
#22
My Kid's Grounded So She Had To Help Power Wash The Deck. I Came Back To This. Grounding Extended
Hermien Greeff 3 years ago
I'm sorry, how is power washing a deck considered a punishment? Power washing is so satisfying!
M O'Connell 3 years ago
Writing with a pressure washer always looks like calligraphy due to the sudden application of force that happens when you pull the trigger, and a slightly more subtle serif when you let off.
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Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago
If my kid was this clever, I’d rescind the grounding, but make him write “I will not…” what every he did wrong, with the power washer.
#23
Bring On The Presents
MonicaChicagoGal 3 years ago
I was arguing with my brother and my then 3 year old stepped in between us and grabbed my boobs THAT shut us up 😆
I can't think of a good name 3 years ago
But where does the second c̆̈h̆̈r̆̈ĭ̈s̆̈t̆̈m̆̈ă̈s̆̈ come from?
#24
Nobody Can Drag U Like The Babies
Lazy Panda 3 years ago
I adore the fact that kids think it's normal to have two moms! We've come so far!
MellonCollie 3 years ago
Hm, that sounds like me. One mom with homewear, no makeup, hair still wet from the shower, and the other me properly dressed, makeup, hair dried and styled, yes ... i have noticed i get surprised looks from my kids' classmates sometimes!! Kids can be brutal ;-)
#25
No One Tells You This Stuff Before You Have Kids
Se Mai 3 years ago
So…. How did you finish? Or are you still in there hoping for the kid to come back?
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
This little girl at a birthday party was so cute and sweet and followed me around the whole party talking to me. You couldn’t have convinced me that this kid was anything except an angel! Towards the end of the party ( after she gained my trust ) she took a water bottle and said look how cool this bench looks through this water bottle ! I bent over hovered my face over the bottle put my eye towards the hole and the kid squeezed the bottle and water shot into my eye! It’s always the sweet ones!
Cheesenacho 3 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhh! That is priceless! Going to be fun watching that one grow up!
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
Brilliant! I don't foresee a situation happening where I could do this but if it does.......
Nightshade1972 3 years ago
Fortunately, we have one of those metal TP holders where there's a rod poking up vertically from the floor, for unused rolls, then a shorter, perpendicular rod on top for the current roll. If we had kids, and one of them decided it'd be "funny" to take the roll from the shorter rod, we'd still have refills from the longer rod.
#26
Snap
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
People always told me I looked like my dad ! I would always say sarcastically “ oh thanks “
#27
That Had To Feel Good
Broad Panda 3 years ago
Some of them absolutely can. Those are four really simple words and concepts.
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#28
Found Out My Kid Had This On His School Classroom Wall All Year
EzzyStu 3 years ago
Teachers, specially of the younger grades, know more about your family thank you think we do.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
My sons friend spent the night for the 1st time with us and told us it was his fault their parents split up ! I was like “ honey no way! That’s not true ! Please don’t think that ! Why do you think that ?” He said “ oh I told my mom that dad was kissing another girl” 😂 it’s not funny! But it’s is funny a little ! I explained that was still his dads fault not his !
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Faith Nicole 3 years ago
I love how the child had to write what the cup said, as if we couldn't read it, so he had to explain it to the classroom...this is great 😆
#29
My 13-Year-Old Daughter Left Me These Notes On A Saturday Morning
Spike Matthews 3 years ago
Gods, I hated it when my dad started being 'accidentally' noisy outside my room because I wasn't up by 9 on a weekend. It was especially hypocritical of the bastard to be asleep in an armchair five minutes after he got up himself.
Joybug 3 years ago
Oh you only get 'accidentally noisy' at 9? No, we get told to get out of bed right now by 8:00. On weekends.
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Fair enough!!!!! I hate it when this happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
foxgirl158 3 years ago
I need to do this the next time my dad wakes me up at 6:30 just to tell me that the dog is upset lol
#30
Life With Kids Is Never Boring
#31
Children Are Honest
#32
World's Best Dad
Šimon Špaček 3 years ago
That is fair. I will accept "in the top 10%" mug happily. Heck, I would take "in the top 50%", after all, there is a lot of competitors.
onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago
I mean, top 50% is good, right? It means you're among the better half
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#33
My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
That's what I shoot for as a parent... That and to minimize future therapy sessions that revolve around me.
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
When I was eight, I made my dad a necklace that said "U STINK", with two lobster beads on each side. He still has it inside the glasses holder (wtf do you call it?) in his car. It's sweet :)
Rebecca Trinkner 3 years ago
Well, A+ for knowing and spelling a big word correctly? I guess...
#34
Life's Waterslide Where You Pass Away At The End
Zack Podany 3 years ago
This reminds me distinctly of the board for the Life board game, and.... pretty much yeah.
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
I had a poster that was titled The Water Slide of Life (or something to that effect) but it didn't have the dying part. (It had the "you are here"' arrows and whatnot).
#35
World's Best Dad
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Did he buy it for himself a Spencer’s Gifts? Is James Breakwell actually Michael Scott’s nom de plume?
#36
Or The Fat Sea Witch
Eleanor Disco 3 years ago
O my god- my sister was playing with me and she said: "ok I'll be the good pretty fairy that's better then you and you be the fat ugly nobody and you just have to watch me." I told my mother and my sister was sent to her room, so I feel you.
#37
Daamn, That's Harsh
Aboredpanda 3 years ago
Not harsh; when a parent has always been there, and they've never known anything else, it's completely normal for a child to take the parent for granted. And it's sort of a compliment too: That parent brought up a very safe child.
Lyra Sis 3 years ago
I made/make sure my kids know my feelings count. That just because I am their mother they can purposefully hurt my feelings.
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My Son Got Me A Sympathy Card For My 40th Birthday
Felice Coles 3 years ago
"It's a difficult day, but don't worry, we'll watch over you in case death is coming..."
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
For my Dad's 50th I got him a box of depends, wrapped it in paper with buzzards all over it & a sympathy card. We're a brutal clan.
#39
Sure, He Did The Math
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
You're right, I can't, I'll be paying off the debt from your childhood until I die...
Snowfoxrox 3 years ago
To those who still get to do Santa, let the big gift be from you. Let Santa bring the axillary stuff. You deserve to get the Ooohs and awes..
#40
Not To Brag, But My Daughter Has Me Ranked As The 11th Best Dad
Donkey boi 3 years ago
Now to be fair, it doesn't actually say the word 'Best', just that you're the 11th dad.
Lazy Panda 3 years ago
Reserving judgement until I find out how many dads she knows. 11th out of hundreds is great. 11th out of 12, not so much...
alex mitchell 3 years ago
If you're the "11th dad", you might want to look into that, nothing sus
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
What on earth is that thing at the bottom of Dad's top in the picture?
L Melville 3 years ago
A mouth with a tongue sticking out. It's an iconic "The Rolling Stones" logo/pic.
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Kids Don't Have Filters
Luna Lovegood for Justice 3 years ago
I have one but the holes are the size of nickels.
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Janelle Gilbert 3 years ago
I once asked my great grandmother, a lifelong sunbather, if she had stayed in the bathtub too long. I was 5. Everyone nearly died laughing, including her!
#42
Quiet, Kid
Beautifullybroken 3 years ago
Day before my daughters 5th birthday went online and bought tickets for the aquarium for the next day. Didnt even think about it and clicked on 4 and under, when we got there she was wearing a 5th birthday shirt and I felt horrible and asked if I could pay the difference, they told me no because technically she was 4 when I purchased the tickets but did give her a birthday girl fish crown.
GJones 3 years ago
I love how some places are understanding about this type of situation, then go a step beyond and help you and kiddo celebrate their birthday in style.
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Electra Complex 3 years ago
That's why you should teach your child how to "commit to the bit" by age 3 at least
Miz Melatonin 3 years ago
Am I the only one who wonders if this is because she can't afford the ever raising cost of public transportation? Not everything is entitlement, you'd do best to remember that, Karen
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#43
Burn
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
My daughter (17) looked at me and her dad the other night and said "I am so lucky to have gotten such a cute nose considering your noses" 😭
#44
My Daughter's Question Of The Day, This Morning
Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago
OP is the parent of Greenlee. It is typically a Scottish surname but there used to be a character in a TV show with that name. I actually think it sounds nice.
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
Now, to be fair, the age and weight of the cow are not specified.
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
Not a fan of the question but I like this idea of "Question of the day".
Everything is fascinating. 3 years ago
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Martha Higgins 3 years ago
I have a cousin named Greenleigh. Love the name and the little one!
#45
As A Father, I Was Touched By My Daughter's Entry In Her Journal
#46
I Drew My Dad’s Vasectomy In My Kindergarten Journal
CelticElff 3 years ago
"My Dad had oporasn" hey kid, you get points for attempting "operation", that's a pretty good guess!
DetongLhamo 3 years ago
I like how mum and some other dude are and watching holding hands. Interesting family dynamic.
#47
7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts
#48
See How Well Turning Your Mom Into A Bear Would Work For You, Ya Little Evil
Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago
She thinks the kid is scared she will turn into a bear not realising that the kid wants her to be a bear
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#49
Mother's Day
#50
Ouch
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
My son is very specific when it comes to kisses, hugs and saying "I love you". We have to do the same amount. For example, I can't give him an extra kiss without him giving me an extra kiss back and will say "it had to be the same amount" etc. This goes for blowing hugs and kisses etc.
#51
Do U Smell That? Ooh Right. Burn
#52
Tough Decision. The Boots Don’t Talk Back
#53
She’s Smiling Through The Pain
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
Is the child biting her coz her foot is on his and he's trying to get away? OR, is she putting her foot on his, because he is biting her and hoping that his foot being trod on would stop him from biting?
Karen Lyon 3 years ago
Smiling like there's not a thing wrong. Yeesh. Then they go to school and parents wonder why he's in trouble ALL THE TIME. I understand that in some cultures Mama is the gentle one, Papa is the disciplinarian. But I do not understand how any culture ignores when children are abusing the woman that gave birth to them. JUST NO.
#54
A Letter From My Daughter
SealOfDisapproval 3 years ago
That's actually very sweet, and I think I might like this man :)
Everything is fascinating. 3 years ago (edited)
Either thats terrible handwriting, or this kid is too young for stranger things, I just rewatched it, Bob getting eaten is pretty gruesome for any kid under ten or....eleven.
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That's Gotta Hurt
#56
Maybe A Little Too Honest
#57
Fifty Million Years Ago
Lynn Morello 3 years ago
I was asked by three different kids, If I remembered the Dinosaurs and what Dinosaur I had as a pet.
#58
Found This Cursed Drawing I Did Of My Dad When I Was Little
Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago
His dad wearing a bra and peeing on the floor. But sadly he could not remember why he drew it or why he has horns.
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Work Harder Mommy
#60
Oh, At 14, You'll Be Lucky If He Says Two Words To You On The Same Day
#61
Daddy’s Funnier
#62
Bad Haircut
#63
Well, She Couldn’t Hear Him
#64
Thanks, Son
Trisha Howson 3 years ago
One of my kids did this and all the answer where way off. I do feel good about myself though. She said I was 18 and that my favorite hobbie was working on cars. I feel kinda like a cool mom. Even though most of the stuff she didn't get right it was still kinda cool.
The Quokka 3 years ago
Usaully (before the kids have learned to write) they just tell the teacher their answers and they write it down for them.
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blahd zhahd 3 years ago
This kids handwriting is on point. (if it was actually written by a child at all)
#65
That's Harsh
Betta Fish 3 years ago
Ok, one time I was playing a little game with a couple little kids across the street. They wanted to play a time-travel game in the backyard. We had gone to the future, to the cowboys, and then the midieval times. After that, we went back to the "time machine" that was the sandbox, I said that we were going to go to the dinosaur times. They all freak out, and the 4 year old says, "I have always wanted to go to 1997!" Still makes me laugh.
Lynn Morello 3 years ago
I keep telling my family, I will retire when I am 150. No-one so far, believes me.
#67
She's Totally Ready For A Management Role
#68
At Least She Is Honest
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
Nobody in my house likes my singing, and I LOVE to sing. I sing so much that will sing about almost anything. I could be having a conversation and something someone says, could be a single word and it triggers me and I will break out in a song in relation to that.
#69
Dad Life
#72
My Friend's Kid Made This At School
#73
Showed Our 2-Year-Old An Older Picture Of Mom At Disney World. He Correctly Identified Mommy And Then Pointed To And Said, Daddy. I'm Hurt
august is mentally unstable 3 years ago
the kid pointed to the statue and said "daddy." basically implying she thinks her dad looks like the statue.
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#75
God I Love Watching My Little Sister Get Tormented By Her Daughter
Jill Tremblay 3 years ago
So she probably gets the "please give me space" from Mom and I just love the way mom calls her daughter a B***h. So sounds like "mommy dearest" has this all coming to her......
#77
My Daughter Wanted To Be In The Photo With Us. We Didn't Tell Her We Were Going To Kiss
#79
Parents With Young Children In These Trying Times
#80
Smart Kid
#81
So When I Was A Kid, I Wanted To Make A Mother’s Day Card For My Mom, And This Is What I Came Up With
It says: "Get a job. I love you"
#84
Just A Little Sad
#85
My 4-Year-Old Added Something To Our Grocery List After Being Put In Timeout
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
It's easy to make but time consuming. It's pureed fruit poured in a thin layer on a baking tray lined with baking paper. Cooked in a really low oven for about 4+ hours. Some people add honey or sugar to sweeten them but I really don't think they need them. Once they have a kind of leathery feel, take them out of the oven. Wait til cooled completely and cut them to rectangles then roll em up. With the baking paper, prevents them from sticking. They are a healthy version of a roll-up (popular lunch box treat).
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#86
Well That Sucks
#88
Friend's 5th-Grade Son Made Her This Card On Mother's Day
#89
My 4-Year-Old's Drawing Of Me In The Bath
#90
Gonna Be A Lawyer Someday
#91
Check Mate
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
That's when I start thinking about the talk. They need to know exactly how they got out of mommy.
andrewww_thecreator 3 years ago
nope can’t do that to me, my mom had a C-section
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#92
How My Kid Views Me And My Wife
#98
My Boyfriend's Kids Were Making His Sims Avatar And Damn, Kids Are Honest
#101
A Friend Of Mine’s Kid Wrote Them This Card For Mother’s Day
#104
My 14-Year-Old Step Daughter Put This Outside My Bedroom. She “Hates” Me
Schnee Wittchen 3 years ago
Oh, I had that with an 8yo. Note on the door of his room: you can enter, except mommy!
#106
I Think I Was 8 Or 9 When I Made This. I Got Grounded By My Mom So I Wrote A Note In Retaliation. I Don't Know How I Thought That Was Going To Help My Case
Athena June 3 years ago (edited)
My sister wrote a note similar to this when she was pissed off with my mum when she was about 4, and ten years on, my mum still has it stuck to the fridge lol
#107
Gotta Teach Them While They Are Young
InfiniteZeek 3 years ago
The kid was sent to bed very early for their transgression
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My Almost 3-Year-Old Told Me She Was Drawing A Pig. Then Said, That Kinda Looks Like You
#109
That’s Savage
Carol Emory 3 years ago (edited)
I saw a show where you heard a 911 call in which the child was asking the operator for help with a math problem and the 911 operator was trying his best to help until he heard the mother screaming in the background "You're not supposed to be playing with the phone! Who did you call?" The kid said 911. The mom flipped "I said if you needed help with math to call someone...IN THE HOUSE!" 911 operator is snickering.
#110
Father's Day Surprise. Snitches Get Stitches
Jill Tremblay 3 years ago
I can't believe the teacher wrote that. Whether he said it or not, the teacher never should have written that down and she should be reprimanded for that.
#111
"Who's That?"
CrazyDogLady 3 years ago
My kids don't recognize me on my wedding photos. I don't blame them though... They have never seen me wearing make up (cuz i have only worn it maybe twice in my life)
#112
Mother's Day Card
It says: "Mothers are for scrubbing and keeping things neat. Mothers are for cooking delicious things to eat"
Mary Smith 3 years ago
For sure she will only ever have the one kid...tops.
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#114
I Guess My Son Thinks I Need To Lose Weight
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Dawne James-Forrester 3 years ago
Kids at school and kids at home are different creatures. Mom of 7 here. I believe all of these. It's proof that some kids think.
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BarkingBunny 3 years ago
I am sick of it and call BS on the posts about 3 &4yo kiddos "saying" things that pre~teens would come up with... most folks are not gullible idiots.
Solar_Eclipse 3 years ago
Some 3 & 4 year old children could say things like this. My 5 year old nephew has been saying things like this to me since he was around 3.
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Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent️ she/her 3 years ago
A few years ago, my daughter (11 at the time) and I were running around the house, dueling with plastic katanas and I was wearing socks. Slipped on the linoleum and the first thing out of her mouth was "your new nickname is Life Alert!" I laughed so damn hard 😹 very proud of her quick wit!
ERVT 3 years ago (edited)
I have a 3 year old that says hilarious things too. I told her one day to get dressed so we could go to the store. She runs upstairs and comes back down with a pair of leggings on that have a huge hole in the crotch. I said no baby you have to change there's a hole in the crotch of those pants. I said how did that happen? she just shrugs her shoulders and goes to change. She comes back down a few minutes later dressed appropriately and says mommy I think I know why my pants ripped now. Its because my vagina is just too strong. Deadpan. I laughed so hard! Yes honey that's got to be why. Lmfao!
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
My 12 year old has been swearing, and tries to stop himself. He was really mad at something my 14 year old was saying and yelled, "Shut the mother f up!" My 14 year old replies with OKAY and then covers my mouth with his hand. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. On a completely unrelated note, it is very challenging to discipline your children when laughing hysterically.
Tim Pierce 3 years ago
I remember once telling my mother "I've lost faith in you" because she wouldn't buy me something. I actually thought it would work. Now my mother has been gone for a couple years and I still feel a pit in my stomach when I think of that.
Dawne James-Forrester 3 years ago
Kids at school and kids at home are different creatures. Mom of 7 here. I believe all of these. It's proof that some kids think.
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I am sick of it and call BS on the posts about 3 &4yo kiddos "saying" things that pre~teens would come up with... most folks are not gullible idiots.
Solar_Eclipse 3 years ago
Some 3 & 4 year old children could say things like this. My 5 year old nephew has been saying things like this to me since he was around 3.
Load More Replies... Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent️ she/her 3 years ago
A few years ago, my daughter (11 at the time) and I were running around the house, dueling with plastic katanas and I was wearing socks. Slipped on the linoleum and the first thing out of her mouth was "your new nickname is Life Alert!" I laughed so damn hard 😹 very proud of her quick wit!
ERVT 3 years ago (edited)
I have a 3 year old that says hilarious things too. I told her one day to get dressed so we could go to the store. She runs upstairs and comes back down with a pair of leggings on that have a huge hole in the crotch. I said no baby you have to change there's a hole in the crotch of those pants. I said how did that happen? she just shrugs her shoulders and goes to change. She comes back down a few minutes later dressed appropriately and says mommy I think I know why my pants ripped now. Its because my vagina is just too strong. Deadpan. I laughed so hard! Yes honey that's got to be why. Lmfao!
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
My 12 year old has been swearing, and tries to stop himself. He was really mad at something my 14 year old was saying and yelled, "Shut the mother f up!" My 14 year old replies with OKAY and then covers my mouth with his hand. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. On a completely unrelated note, it is very challenging to discipline your children when laughing hysterically.
Tim Pierce 3 years ago
I remember once telling my mother "I've lost faith in you" because she wouldn't buy me something. I actually thought it would work. Now my mother has been gone for a couple years and I still feel a pit in my stomach when I think of that.
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