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Do you pray that nobody picks up the phone whenever you have to call somebody? Do you feel like partying when somebody decides to cancel a party? Do you fear living with somebody more than you fear the prospect of dying alone? Then this funny list of introvert tweets is especially for you. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below is sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of whether you're an introvert or not. But if you are then don't laugh too loudly. The last thing you want to do is draw any unwanted attention to yourself!

#1

Introvert Tweet

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people give you unsolicited advice, they aren't listening. When people early wait for their turn to speak again, they aren't listening, you can't listen when you are also speaking.

Tanya Pakutz
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People talking without speaking People hearing without listening

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Stijn V.
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe they just need someone to interrupt.

Quyết Trần
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or because they don't have the same IQ

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! This always frustrates me so much!

endelbendel
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ZZZZZZZZZZ. . . . huh? wazzat?

Richard Petch
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my mother in law all over.

Lee Jacobson
Community Member
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find when I do talk, I end up saying something stupid....

Evelyn Ascenço
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you sure they don´t complain you don´t talk LOUD enough? Because then it would make sense

Zori the degu
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the most accurate tweets. I know it, because I am an introvert and I have to cope with this situation EVERY DAMNED DAY! That is the reason I usually sit in the corner of the classroom next to the window and read books.

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    #2

    Introvert Tweet

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i really need to borrow this one lol I typically make plan a week or two out, and by the time the date approaches, I really just want to stay in, cuz .... peopling is tough sometimes.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I can relate, if you made plans, get yourself up and go out.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. No matter how much I feel like not going, I still do because I PROMISED. Their time is just as precious as mine. It we made a deal, we keep it.

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    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who cancel for no good reason other than they just don't feel like going out or seeing me. I had a 'friend' who did that to me often. If I've arranged to see a friend I stick to my plans unless I get a severe migraine or as storm blows up.

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be the next 'How about never'.

    Lee Jacobson
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is so me!!!

    Lee Jacobson
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is so me!!

    O
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me ! :0)

    Soňa Nováková
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, for the other person, this is really awesome. #sigh

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually thought I could do it but it seems I can't afterall.

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    #3

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to think that I'm going to need therapy after this page.

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember all the way back to Grade 2... Whyyy past me whyyy

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, that moment when a memory of something I did "wrong" in a conversation long past suddenly pops up and still feel as embarrassed about it as when it happened.

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE TIMES THAN I CARE TO SAY i wish i could erase time

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that's usually due to the other. Nonresponse, which is essentially hostile.

    Lee Jacobson
    Community Member
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssss!...........

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the feeling I have asked this one so many times.

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    #4

    Introvert Tweet

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello me! Layers upon layers, mask upon mask. : )

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more one is hurt, the more layers one develops for protection.

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    #5

    Introvert Tweet

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... otherwise you gravitate towards the host's cat or dog.

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help myself, I go crazy doglady at parties anyway and plain crazy for cats. (I'm super allergic to cats and still go pet them)

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    Christine Maslin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that's me. My husband says "just introduce yourself and start talking" but then he's an extrovert and it's easy.

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or find a quiet corner and lean against the wall and watch people, wishing to God you could go home

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is the best to hang out with.

    Benny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just go straight to the food section.. I eat and drink a lot in such parties😅

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-imposed protective custody.

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    #6

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called No and everyone has their own pillow fort and pizza

    BlueEyedBadess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be provided with there own cat(or just bring one from home)

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    clandango
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a special decentralized club with no agenda or members that never meet and don't know each other. I look forward to not meeting you there at the next time we don't get together.

    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or people meet on a one to one basis only.

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    Anh-Thu LeTran
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no party like an introvert party, cause an introvert party never existed in the first place

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, nice joke, but come ooooon.... When introverts actually do unite, we get to spend a really nice time together.

    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was starting to worry there lel XD

    #7

    Introvert Tweet

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    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why?? why do they always need to do that in every possible class if they're going to forget everybody's name right after it

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget their names because I'm trying to fight through the brain fog of the adrenaline and the racing heart and say more than 'blarghblurghugh' when it's my turn :') No way I'm listening to anyone else lol! But then again I'm like this every time I meet anyone.... makes for awkward future encounters :')

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when we have to stand up and say something interesting about ourselves. UGH.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahah, true! I'm like... "There's nothing interesting about me". Then when everything is done, I come up with something actually interesting about myself in my head and regret not saying it.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, just make everybody wear a badge for a few weeks, I can't help but forget all those names within seconds of the introductions.

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always stutter and it makes the situation 10 times worse cos i sit there stuttering for 3 minutes looking like an idiot :/

    Elena Althaus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst part was when you were first. Always sit strategically so you can hear at least 10 answers before having to answer yourself. That way you can construct your answer to be not memorable by mimicking what others say. Saying what I actually thought to questions like "why are you taking this class" would make me memorable by being abnormal, so obviously the last thing I wanted to do. Worst class ever was a math class where the prof took us to the park for group therapy. Seriously. He asked for volunteers to sit in the middle of the circle and answer personal questions.

    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just say your name and that's it. Nobody wants to hear your life story.

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to just not give a s**t.

    Audrey Dunkle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you feel like you have be funnier than anyone else who introduces themselves and if you aren't you have failed.....

    Ve Ka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahah, sooo me, can's help it! :D

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    #8

    Introvert Tweet

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    Stijn V.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more of an #extravertProblem. they never get to do some good gaming or reading done.

    Adam Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extrovert* sorry...everyone's going to hate me...

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    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of "busy" do you not understand?

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but your reach should always exceed your grasp, or what's a heav..............

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    #9

    Introvert Tweet

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this a million times. People say i'm quiet and shy, but really I haven't warmed up yet!

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't sure yet when was the right moment to be myself.. hehe

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect way to describe an introvert :D I'd like to add to that; once some of us introverts start talking, we won't shut up.

    Shana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always say I'm quiet and shy at first, but if they do get to know me and I start to feel comfortable around them, they always say "still waters run deep".

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hold so much back, eventually it all has to come out, all usually in a rush.

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told by a good friend that I was an entirely different person when she and I were away from home and it was just us

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a compulsive need for attention or approval. Try it the other way round for a while and you will find out.

    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally nuts. That's probably why I'm an introvert: I'm afraid people might find out =D

    Partypattinator
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I'm a b***h with anger issues when I'm comfortable around people. I'm pretty sure people regret getting me out of my box

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    #10

    Introvert Tweet

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh absolutely! Those events call for a one-person-celebration

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh nooooooo i so wanted to talk to people today

    Talise Snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Darn it, I was TOTALLY looking forward to that party! It is SUCH a shame it was canceled! Oh no!"

    #12

    Introvert Tweet

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True! And to add to that, silence is not necessarily a bad thing while hanging out together

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I'm with my friends and there is a lapse in the conversation, there are usually a couple of people that will mumble something or other about the "awkward silence," to which I reply, "it's only awkward if you make it awkward. And I'm only making it awkward for you!" I say this while glaring creepily into their eyes. We are all introverts, but a few of us, including myself, become very ecstatic when we are together, since we meet so rarely.

    Rainbowcat 20023
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am really good friends with someone it a not a awkward silence, because I get use to it.

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    #13

    Introvert Tweet

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no and no. I am an introvert too, but I kinda hate it when people cancel last minute because I had PREPARED for this, and it feels like betrayal. My time is precious and I'm not that flexible.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty cool. At least you know who your real friends are now after that. As for the gig part that I mentioned, I really don't mind going by myself because I like to be the photographer of the night (I'm getting into that kind of career path). Also, I end up meeting some interesting people. I can be very shy and an introvert but once I feel comfortable with them, I'm my crazy self :D

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    #14

    Introvert Tweet

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this one a lot. When it comes to matters of the heart, or point making, i articulate myself in terms of writing. However, my humor is almost always better in person.

    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well of course because you can use emotions and movement

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm fine with public speaking and can usually do okay, but only if I know what to say in advance. When people I am unfamiliar with (trust-issues, anyone?) try to hold a conversation with me, I begin to communicate like a newborn ape. It confuses people when I'm social in one class (talkative, enthusiastic, and sarcastic) and behave like a mute in another (I literally answer questions in sign language, even though the teachers don't know what I'm saying). Many classmates probably question my sanity...

    #15

    Introvert Tweet

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse: Get up, go up front, introduce yourself.

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, I just remembered I have a marathon to run!"

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when people want to sing happy birthday to me, on my birthday. Yeah, I hate that. That's why I never buy a birthday cake, I can avoid the embarrassment.

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My survival tactic is keep it short. Like tell them my name and if feeling wild, tell also my family name.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in HS, some 48 years ago, I had to take a summer school English class because I refused to read my book report in front of the class and it was 50% of our final grade.

    Marta Kęska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know? I've realized that's only a problem when you're the first to speak. My solution: listen to all the people before you, take the least specific things from their speeches and when it your turn, just change the name to yours. Works everytime. You don't sound strange. And nobody remembers you xD

    #16

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    MSD
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much the bottom right: you'd need other people to come rescue you when your house falls in the water... #erosion

    Jon-henry Coetzee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny to see so few think of this and actually so many want to live there xD

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    Michael Cornish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as there's high-speed internet....

    Violet Camicat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably starve blissfully to death there, but heck yes!

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally me. All of these. Maybe the most that house on the cliff over the sea. Nothing around for miles!

    Hyodo widger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 chairs in 1st up-left home!! now I'm depressed.

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    #17

    Introvert Tweet

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    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #IntrovertCcustomerServiceEmployee

    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days after work I don't even want to go to the grocery! I have already been in contact with more people that I didn't choose to.

    Vicki Lowers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go home and say "Sorry, used up all my nice at work".

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two thumbs up for this one! It hit the spot!

    Sarah Matos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your boyfriend introduce you to his friends and family and you just look everyone and say hi.... then run away and change your name

    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a horrible boyfriend who introduced me to relatives and scorned me for not paying much attention to the last relative he introduced me to. Yeah but she was just the girlfriend of somebody and I was still trying to remember the names of the first few people I was introduced to. Dumped him not long after.

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    #18

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    Cat Meow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who's been raised to not interrupt people when they talk, I do get interrupted a tad too often for my liking... by the people who raised me, no less.

    Shana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you finally want to engage in a group conversation: the moment you want to say something, someone else starts talking again.

    Jeroen de Haas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup.. and then act like you forgot what you wanted to say and pretend to think about it while awkwardly trying to disappear...

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fully agreed! Also, that one friend who is always like: "Mhm, I'm listening." while keeping their attention to their smartphone -.-

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    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this happens to me quite often. And when my real nature creeps up from the cracks in my shyness people tend to get shocked.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily evil, just extremely strange and crazy. And we love it!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends described me as "evil lite". Evil that doesn't LOOK evil. ;)

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    Partypattinator
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. Well not evil but I'm not very nice

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely evil. Just look at that <3 count!

    #20

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like group projects either. But I do like working in pairs.

    Maria Persson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate group work. The people who talk most, get their will- all the time.

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just think how easy it will be to hide behind someone.

    zheka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding is good, but in my case it would be inner dialogue that eats me from inside

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in my best when I am alone. Every working group at school I happen to be forced to go in is total disaster.

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    #21

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    Alexis Rux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...trying to comment on how true this is ....deletes everything...tries again ...delete...I'll just let someone elts comment

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    #22

    Introvert Tweet

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    Dawn Frank
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahaha! Ha! ha......... true.

    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only rude and selfish people don't bother introducing their friends to each other when they meet each other.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL or when your friend just doesn't introduce you to the friend that they bump into; so you just stand there thinking "why won't they just disappear? Or at least introduce me to I'm standing there, staring, while pretending to agree to s**t"

    lemsip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with that. A friend didn't bother and I thought how rude of her. And her acquaintance was even ruder and invited me friend over but to come alone as she didn't want strangers in her home as she looked over to me for a second. Other than that the acquaintance didn't acknowledge my existence. As soon as she walked away I told my friend in a loud voice that her acquaintance was a rude cow and she would be a fool to visit her.

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't is wonderful not to be an introvert Sophie. So many possibilities.

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    #23

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    zheka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I so can relate on that

    maryhadalittlelamb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you can't remember these people's names too #goldfishmemoryintrovert #doubleawkwardness

    #24

    Introvert Tweet

    pegaita Report

    Erza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Same goes for me. No-one would describe me as shy because as a kid I learned you had to be happy and excited in social situations but I hate it. Yet, somehow I never stopt acting happy and excited, people that don't know me think I'm such an extrovert.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still too many extroverts do not want to listen to the fact that it can take so much of our energy :(

    Marcin Barczyński
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. So much. I was just laughing at these tweets and telling my wife how I can relate and she said "b******t, remember [one of latest social situations]? you really shone back there, you didn't act awkward at all". Yeah, I wasn't awkward. I was too busy burning through my reserves of self-confidence to act all nice and friendly. And every day looks like this, because I just happen to work with *people*. Ugh.

    Elizabeth Scarborough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the energy drain is amazing. My coworkers think I'm the most humorous witty social butterfly. They don't understand that my humor is a way to not be total misfit in public eye. I confided in one woman that I'm really actually shy and a major introvert. She laughed telling me as she slapped my shoulder " you're such a comedian" Yeah I took a nap after work that day.

    Judit Thoma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to perform (because I like to have everyone's good opinion before I can have my own about myself, another fantastic introvert specialty), and now I can sing or dance before people without much excitement but afterwards I feel like I need a month long vacation from people :D...

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. I live differently online than IRL. But I'd like to say that nothing is 'Fake'. This is me and that is also me. Om..

    Neeha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, socializing is nothing less than a suicide mission...

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm not in the mood to answer questions verbally in class, I just spell them out in sign language. My teachers don't know what I'm saying, but since I generally know what's going on, they don't tend to ask me questions. Whenever I do answer them, my voice, which tends to be raspy from long silences) is louder and clearer than most people's, and I am usually outright with my answers. Or when we have presentations, I'm the most audible and clear speaker, and don't say "umm" or include other hesitations often. It confuses people a ton that I do so well in presentations while never speaking in social ways to others

    rakuninaru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my face turns red seeing all of them

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    #26

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    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! Yeah? yeah... *sobs quietly*

    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very well put but you forgot about the solace found in a blanket and a good book. It isn't quite so easy with those who "need" people.

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    Elizabeth Scarborough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love not having friends I need to attend to. I was fortunate to marry my best friend, he and I are the bestest introverted couple together.

    #28

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    IntrovertLiving Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might as well have been written by me. I'll only answer unknown numbers when I'm job-hunting or awaiting some other important call (that I'd rather not get). As for known numbers, then it's usually family calling...

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unknown numbers are pretty much the only ones I answer... I know it'll be a wrong number so I get excited realizing it doesn't even matter if I make a fool of myself, I'll never meet this person anyway ^-^

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    #29

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    Magda Obierka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my a*****e boyfriend always forces me to make phone calls ; (

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    + 1. i still love him, though - i guess phonecalls are even worse for him.

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me in Calculus... I have really high anxiety, and asking anyone, especially an adult or a teacher for help tends to cause an anxiety attack. My parents often ask me why I don't go in for tutoring (Calculus is impossible), and it is because it is terrifying to speak with her. I think what it is for me is the fear of appearing weak or vulnerable, and since I'm a generally "nerdy" person, I hate seeming stupid. I would rather her think I am lazy than confused...

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    #30

    Introvert Tweet

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    Dixon's Mama
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! The dogs will start barking!

    Little Menace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually had me in stitches!

    #31

    Introvert Tweet

    gorepunk Report

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    #33

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    swishergirl24 Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad to see other people have just as many misgivings as me... I thought I was stupid to not get excited bout going out socially.

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    #34

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    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, today I saw someone reading one of my favorite books before class, and I spent the next few minutes debating whether or not to mention it to them. Needless to say, my decision was that I had waited too long to say anything, and that, therefore, I had an excuse not to say anything.

    #35

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I have a code, If I use it, she says I can't go

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda same. I used to tell her reasons as to why I "shouldn't be permitted to go" or would pretend to ask her and then say we are busy.

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    Neeha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrap that...I want to know where he got that overcoat from...

    Partypattinator
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to that as a kid. I guess I was terrified of sleepovers

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    #37

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... someone please pick 'im up, cuddle wuddle nuzzle snuggle 'im, n put him back down again. Repeat twice.

    Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...when your friend hooks up with someone giving you the opportunity to leave the party and don't feel guilty about doing so

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, Nathalie, I wish I thought of that in my late teens - early 20s! Clearly, my brain wasn't switched on LOL!

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    #38

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    Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they sign you up for a team sport because "it would be good for your social skills" *weeps silently*

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping yourself on a healthy diet with unnecessary supplements because you're a freaking adult and there's no one to make your appointments so it's just easier to stay healthy and avoid making ones at all.

    Pamela Lopour
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, I have to make my husband's appointments. Ugh!!!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they make me talk to my relatives from Cyprus, on Skype

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    #41

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I pretend to be talking on the phone with someone so people won't talk to me :) People who know me to well though know I'm lying lol... I don't ever actually talk on the phone ahahaha

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine the phone starts ringing as you're doing it... i guess you mute... i should do that !

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    Star-Light Star-Bright
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's the people who will talk to you anyways.

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PRO TIP: staring creepily into people's eye makes them uncomfortable. They will leave you alone for long expanses of time if you do so. PRO TIP: carrying a book around, which you can use to fake reading, not only makes you seem unapproachable, but also intelligent. It strikes fear into people who try to converse with you.

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exception is when another introvert is talking to you.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this book, don't wanna talk about the book, let me read the #$%% book!

    #44

    Introvert Tweet

    thealexnevil Report

    Victoria Pietsch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It freaks me out when people are nice. My thoughts: "strange person holding door open...may be plotting my death," "teacher asks me how I'm doing; may be searching for blackmail," "acquaintance offers me snack; may be trying to poison me."

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    #45

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    T Gwen Plaza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I'm usually late for anything.

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    #46

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    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the early one, so the group effect is gradual, versus being late and getting the full dosage at once. Also, being late would have all eyes on you at once and there's not a large enough dose of Xanax for that...

    #47

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks!

    Shanna Needle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smartphones have made this infinitely easier. See kids, back in my day you just had to stare at the turned off tv.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a pet at the party you know where to find me for the rest of the night.

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was just gonna say, that I'd only need the pet-option of those up there

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's assuming you can actually get me IN to a party...

    #48

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    Viktória Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This is most hilarious with the images. :D

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say: I'd love to come! Sounds awesome! Earning some social brownie points. Day before you cancel saying you got sick. Problem solved :D

    Marta Kęska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of times I say I will come. Than, the day before That Day I'm "having a cystitis again, wont leave the toilet, hurt so much, cant comeSoSorry!TT".

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes ! i scheduled a trip just to get an excuse ! :D

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I am a full introvert myself I have to say it's rude and backstabbing to chicken out in the last minute. I have done this and I have had friends like this. Just be honest about why you don't want to go and do it in advance, since (even though you don't like it), they still invited you because they think you're a nice person to hang out with.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda depends on the person tho. I have friends that I can be honest to and say 'sorry really not my thing' or, closer to the date 'I don't have the social energy', but some people just don't accept that. And if they don't accept me for my limitations I feel very little responsibility toward them :p

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    #49

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    girlposts Report

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haaaate teachers that do that ugh... What is there reasoning behind this? "Let's see, no one knows the answer... If no one will willingly make a fool of themselves, I'd better pick someone to fail miserably"

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not that no ones knows, it's that no one want to make the effort to answer...#knowthat #beenthere

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me (thinking): (For the love of god, there are 25 other students to pick from!)

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ones who raise their hands will not ever get picked

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    #51

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this is how my parents felt after this big blabbermouth left every Sunday night when she used to come over, unexpectedly; talking so bloody loud that she'd wake up the neighborhood.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 5 or 6 at the time. Believe me when I say this. She used to come late as hell on a Sunday night (my parents used to have to be out of the door by 5am Monday-Friday as they worked pretty far); and this stupid woman used to leave close to midnight after she was repeatedly told to come early and leave early, to GTFO or not come over at all. She used to be my caretaker too, after she locked me in the bathroom and yelled at me for doing nothing. Crazy woman LOL!

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    Introvert Tweet

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    #53

    Introvert Tweet

    nachosarah Report

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man these tweets make it seem like I'm the only introvert who loves the outdoors... Doesn't any other introvert like outside?

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the outsides! As long as I can enjoy it by myself, or even better, with a dog by my side

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    Brianna Bastian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert's are like cats.Indoors and outdoors

    Christine Maslin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like being outdoors ... anywhere really ... just on my own though!

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    #54

    Introvert Tweet

    lisaxy424 Report

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid lockdowns were a dream come true for this introvert. Hearing about extroverts losing their minds over no social contact, some even needing therapy after, was baffling to me.

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    cocoazafreen Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nighttime is a very magical time for introverts ^^

    Benicio del Pilitch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep ! i'm constantly sleep deprived 'cause i need my two hours alone time before i can go to bed, and my kid NEVER wants to sleep. ever.

    #56

    Introvert Tweet

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    #57

    Introvert Tweet

    ImLeslieChow Report

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing to do with introvert, just regular people and morning :P

    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not to do with introverts, that's to do with not being a morning person... I absolutely love mornings :)

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    #58

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that, or the guaranteed solitude of the stairwell.

    #59

    Introvert Tweet

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    Introvert Tweet

    rollinintheseat Report

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Monday at work. Hate water cooler chats.

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    #62

    Introvert Tweet

    annakendrick47 Report

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    Sarah Laurent
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice : speed up, as if you were late and NO TIME to share. No, nothing more than a "hi ! Sorry, I'm late !". It works. It always works.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when you're both heading for a commute and you know it doesn't arrive until 5 minutes later, so not only you'd have to meet them but also wait with them for ENTIRE 5 MINUTES. I missed my tram so many times trying to avoid this...

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! I'm generally a fast walker, so if I need to do this, it's so uncomfortable, but I've no choice!

    Zoe Kass
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'm actually getting ready to do this right now..

    #64

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    #65

    Introvert Tweet

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    #66

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    Introvert Tweet

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    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a teenager, I avoided socializing.

    #68

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    IntrovertLiving Report

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone PLEASE get this for me? But just mail it to me. Wait no I don't want to talk to the delivery person. Just put it on my doorstep. Wait no, I don't want to go outside. I KNOW! Please send it to me by flying turtle. It can come in through my window and I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YAY!

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I can send you a puppy carrying the box full of supplies and he can be the one to jump into your window.

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    #69

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    totallymarquand Report

    Crystllee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man... Is it bad that I just wanted to watch Adam Levine be so adorable that I didn't actually read the comment for a few minutes??

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Calls in sick on my birthday because the company always throws employees a birthday party...

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    #71

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't happen often enough though *sighs* :'(

    #72

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    #73

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Random extrovert starts to choke you* So....now that I'm allowed to talk to you...want to hang out tomorrow at 5:00 PM?

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    #74

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRUE THAT DANG IT. It hurts to smile for that long, but it's better than everyone asking, "Are you ok?"

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "ohh, just thinking evil thoughts". Let them take it as they may!

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    #77

    Introvert Tweet

    nachosarah Report

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    #78

    Introvert Tweet

    supernovalester Report

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    tchrquotes Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The positive thing is: You're there :D

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and this is positive because why ?

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious to know why extraverts like staying at parties that long... What are you doing that makes you so happy to flail your arms around for 8 hours @_@

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    #81

    Introvert Tweet

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I'm ok with movie.You dont talk during the movie.

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    #83

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    jaamiecurry Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger nods in agreement. + thousands of other introverts.

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    #84

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    Ira Aggarwal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I complete the book in 3-4 hours... I love reading at peace

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    #86

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    DeAnnA9891 Report

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    #87

    Pretty Much Every Time...

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    Star-Light Star-Bright
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes that counts as part of your grade too.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here. I had to go to summer school one year because I refused to read my book report in front of the class. Even detention wouldn't work. I actually enjoyed that detention because, other than the teacher, I was the only one there.

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily I am in online school this year so it's easier to participate when all I have to do is type in my answer.

    Maria Persson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the freakin time when I was a kid!

    #89

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    Nins Mins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. That's Victor Beer (swedish youtuber) from ijustwanttobecool

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    #90

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    antoniodelotero Report

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with dates. Somehow waiter always ask my company first and I silently hope that they would just order for me too. Isn't it why you tell each other what you'll get before waiter arrives?

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    Victoria Pietsch
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence why I don't host any gatherings. My birthdays are better spent without acknowledgement.

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    YsaPur
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just wrong on so many levels...

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    Magpie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to insulate yr home to reduce heat / cold. Save on bills, save on coal / oil => global warming. you keep doing that ! hun. bubble wrap is supossed to work too. just spray the window with water, apply the bubble wrap,

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    L.D. Neill
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy with my own company and I don't want to jeopardize my happiness. Thanks for the invite.

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    Fandoms Rise
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be like "Say that again and I'll make you quiet."

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    JEFF THE KILLER
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not sure the 3rd one is valid :/

    Marika Stanway
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is meant for the person who wanted to talk to the introvert, not the introvert him/herself.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be continued... NEXT DRAGON BALL Z!

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    Viktória Nagy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let us hope there isn't a problem...

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    Smoofy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else consider their room like a safe spot? Thats why I keep mine closed. I DONT WANT ANYONE MESSING WITH MY SAFE SPOT

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    Markus McCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh c**p, I think my... um... reactor is melting down!"

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    Raspberry37
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was forced to do this about three times at my new job. Why do they make you do this?

    Fandoms Rise
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm ____. I'm an introvert. I don't like to talk to people. Please don't talk to me."

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    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because we still don't have to say anything, since we type it instead

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    Markus McCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My list would replace #3 with "Long for warmer weather even though it isn't cold yet."

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