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Do you pray that nobody picks up the phone whenever you have to call somebody? Do you feel like partying when somebody decides to cancel a party? Do you fear living with somebody more than you fear the prospect of dying alone? Then this funny list of introvert tweets is especially for you. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below is sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of whether you're an introvert or not. But if you are then don't laugh too loudly. The last thing you want to do is draw any unwanted attention to yourself!

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people give you unsolicited advice, they aren't listening. When people early wait for their turn to speak again, they aren't listening, you can't listen when you are also speaking.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol i really need to borrow this one lol I typically make plan a week or two out, and by the time the date approaches, I really just want to stay in, cuz .... peopling is tough sometimes.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm beginning to think that I'm going to need therapy after this page.

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rakuninaru
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why?? why do they always need to do that in every possible class if they're going to forget everybody's name right after it

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Stijn V.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is more of an #extravertProblem. they never get to do some good gaming or reading done.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard this a million times. People say i'm quiet and shy, but really I haven't warmed up yet!

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#10

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh absolutely! Those events call for a one-person-celebration

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Michel M. Prins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True! And to add to that, silence is not necessarily a bad thing while hanging out together

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I relate to this one a lot. When it comes to matters of the heart, or point making, i articulate myself in terms of writing. However, my humor is almost always better in person.

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MSD
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so much the bottom right: you'd need other people to come rescue you when your house falls in the water... #erosion

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's been raised to not interrupt people when they talk, I do get interrupted a tad too often for my liking... by the people who raised me, no less.

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Rin Rin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel this happens to me quite often. And when my real nature creeps up from the cracks in my shyness people tend to get shocked.

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like group projects either. But I do like working in pairs.

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#21

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Alexis Rux
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...trying to comment on how true this is ....deletes everything...tries again ...delete...I'll just let someone elts comment

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Erza
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Same goes for me. No-one would describe me as shy because as a kid I learned you had to be happy and excited in social situations but I hate it. Yet, somehow I never stopt acting happy and excited, people that don't know me think I'm such an extrovert.

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Victoria Pietsch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, today I saw someone reading one of my favorite books before class, and I spent the next few minutes debating whether or not to mention it to them. Needless to say, my decision was that I had waited too long to say anything, and that, therefore, I had an excuse not to say anything.

#38

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Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they sign you up for a team sport because "it would be good for your social skills" *weeps silently*

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I pretend to be talking on the phone with someone so people won't talk to me :) People who know me to well though know I'm lying lol... I don't ever actually talk on the phone ahahaha

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Victoria Pietsch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It freaks me out when people are nice. My thoughts: "strange person holding door open...may be plotting my death," "teacher asks me how I'm doing; may be searching for blackmail," "acquaintance offers me snack; may be trying to poison me."

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#46

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haaaate teachers that do that ugh... What is there reasoning behind this? "Let's see, no one knows the answer... If no one will willingly make a fool of themselves, I'd better pick someone to fail miserably"

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#52

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man these tweets make it seem like I'm the only introvert who loves the outdoors... Doesn't any other introvert like outside?

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#54

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#57

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Arty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nothing to do with introvert, just regular people and morning :P

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#58

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either that, or the guaranteed solitude of the stairwell.

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#60

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Sarah Laurent
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My advice : speed up, as if you were late and NO TIME to share. No, nothing more than a "hi ! Sorry, I'm late !". It works. It always works.

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#65

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Smoofy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone PLEASE get this for me? But just mail it to me. Wait no I don't want to talk to the delivery person. Just put it on my doorstep. Wait no, I don't want to go outside. I KNOW! Please send it to me by flying turtle. It can come in through my window and I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YAY!

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Crystllee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man... Is it bad that I just wanted to watch Adam Levine be so adorable that I didn't actually read the comment for a few minutes??

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TRUE THAT DANG IT. It hurts to smile for that long, but it's better than everyone asking, "Are you ok?"

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Just a Purpler
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious to know why extraverts like staying at parties that long... What are you doing that makes you so happy to flail your arms around for 8 hours @_@

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Smoofy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I'm ok with movie.You dont talk during the movie.

#83

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Nins Mins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait. That's Victor Beer (swedish youtuber) from ijustwanttobecool

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Paulina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with dates. Somehow waiter always ask my company first and I silently hope that they would just order for me too. Isn't it why you tell each other what you'll get before waiter arrives?

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Victoria Pietsch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hence why I don't host any gatherings. My birthdays are better spent without acknowledgement.

#94

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