Do you pray that nobody picks up the phone whenever you have to call somebody? Do you feel like partying when somebody decides to cancel a party? Do you fear living with somebody more than you fear the prospect of dying alone? Then this funny list of introvert tweets is especially for you. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below is sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of whether you're an introvert or not. But if you are then don't laugh too loudly. The last thing you want to do is draw any unwanted attention to yourself!

#1

Introvert Tweet

skramer00 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people give you unsolicited advice, they aren't listening. When people early wait for their turn to speak again, they aren't listening, you can't listen when you are also speaking.

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#2

Introvert Tweet

verbsrproudest Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol i really need to borrow this one lol I typically make plan a week or two out, and by the time the date approaches, I really just want to stay in, cuz .... peopling is tough sometimes.

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#3

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AniNation Report

John L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm beginning to think that I'm going to need therapy after this page.

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#5

Introvert Tweet

zustinsbizzle Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... otherwise you gravitate towards the host's cat or dog.

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#6

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IntrovertLiving Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called No and everyone has their own pillow fort and pizza

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#7

Introvert Tweet

IntrovertDear Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why?? why do they always need to do that in every possible class if they're going to forget everybody's name right after it

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#8

Introvert Tweet

AtomicJes Report

Stijn V.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is more of an #extravertProblem. they never get to do some good gaming or reading done.

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#9

Introvert Tweet

Jacy_Quezon Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard this a million times. People say i'm quiet and shy, but really I haven't warmed up yet!

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#10

Introvert Tweet

LoveeeeSarah Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh absolutely! Those events call for a one-person-celebration

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#12

Introvert Tweet

gooooats Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True! And to add to that, silence is not necessarily a bad thing while hanging out together

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#14

Introvert Tweet

proudIouie Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I relate to this one a lot. When it comes to matters of the heart, or point making, i articulate myself in terms of writing. However, my humor is almost always better in person.

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#15

Introvert Tweet

Immaculate__ICE Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even worse: Get up, go up front, introduce yourself.

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#16

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IntrovertLiving Report

MSD
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so much the bottom right: you'd need other people to come rescue you when your house falls in the water... #erosion

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#17

Introvert Tweet

pinkcamoto Report

Paulina
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#IntrovertCcustomerServiceEmployee

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#18

Introvert Tweet

bocaIegend Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's been raised to not interrupt people when they talk, I do get interrupted a tad too often for my liking... by the people who raised me, no less.

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#19

Introvert Tweet

BariHakiim Report

Rin Rin
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel this happens to me quite often. And when my real nature creeps up from the cracks in my shyness people tend to get shocked.

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#20

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_adrxante Report

Daria B
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like group projects either. But I do like working in pairs.

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#21

Introvert Tweet

sweetestsara Report

Alexis Rux
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...trying to comment on how true this is ....deletes everything...tries again ...delete...I'll just let someone elts comment

#22

Introvert Tweet

agbsunrise Report

Dawn Frank
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ha! ha......... true.

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#23

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apunkgrl Report

#24

Introvert Tweet

pegaita Report

Erza
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Same goes for me. No-one would describe me as shy because as a kid I learned you had to be happy and excited in social situations but I hate it. Yet, somehow I never stopt acting happy and excited, people that don't know me think I'm such an extrovert.

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#29

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introvertdear Report

Magda Obierka
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my asshole boyfriend always forces me to make phone calls ; (

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#31

Introvert Tweet

gorepunk Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What Dean says: WATCH ME!

#34

Introvert Tweet

StutteringGiant Report

Victoria Pietsch
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, today I saw someone reading one of my favorite books before class, and I spent the next few minutes debating whether or not to mention it to them. Needless to say, my decision was that I had waited too long to say anything, and that, therefore, I had an excuse not to say anything.

#35

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deancasIut Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom and I have a code, If I use it, she says I can't go

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#36

Introvert Tweet

1followernodad Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The three dots of "your friend is typing" can also be very nerve-wracking

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#38

Introvert Tweet

beyoncereaction Report

Nathalie Lemmen-Bulsing
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they sign you up for a team sport because "it would be good for your social skills" *weeps silently*

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#41

Introvert Tweet

alispagnola Report

Just a Purpler
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I pretend to be talking on the phone with someone so people won't talk to me :) People who know me to well though know I'm lying lol... I don't ever actually talk on the phone ahahaha

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#43

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IntrovertLiving Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The exception is when another introvert is talking to you.

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#44

Introvert Tweet

thealexnevil Report

Victoria Pietsch
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It freaks me out when people are nice. My thoughts: "strange person holding door open...may be plotting my death," "teacher asks me how I'm doing; may be searching for blackmail," "acquaintance offers me snack; may be trying to poison me."

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#45

Introvert Tweet

andreaschoice Report

T Gwen Plaza
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why I'm usually late for anything.

#46

Introvert Tweet

dadandburied Report

#47

Introvert Tweet

codepo8 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks!

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#48

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Love_Amethyst_ Report

Viktória Nagy
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! This is most hilarious with the images. :D

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#49

Introvert Tweet

girlposts Report

Just a Purpler
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haaaate teachers that do that ugh... What is there reasoning behind this? "Let's see, no one knows the answer... If no one will willingly make a fool of themselves, I'd better pick someone to fail miserably"

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#52

Introvert Tweet

ThatScoop Report

#53

Introvert Tweet

nachosarah Report

Just a Purpler
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man these tweets make it seem like I'm the only introvert who loves the outdoors... Doesn't any other introvert like outside?

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#54

Introvert Tweet

lisaxy424 Report

#55

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cocoazafreen Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nighttime is a very magical time for introverts ^^

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#56

Introvert Tweet

TheJennaLee_ Report

#57

Introvert Tweet

ImLeslieChow Report

Arty
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nothing to do with introvert, just regular people and morning :P

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#58

Introvert Tweet

alexisgzall Report

John L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either that, or the guaranteed solitude of the stairwell.

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#60

Introvert Tweet

rollinintheseat Report

Paulina
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every Monday at work. Hate water cooler chats.