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Surely, best puns are not for everyone, as you'd find some people rolling their eyes or grunting after hearing a punny joke. However, thankfully, plenty can appreciate a well-timed funny pun, rewarding the genius wordplay with a snicker or a full-on laugh.
Indian Hills Community in Colorado sure does enjoy a good laugh with their ever-changing and ever-punny road signs. Vince Rozmiarek, a Colorado native and the man behind all the funny signs explained that it all began when he started volunteering at the community center. "5 years ago, on Aprils fools day, I put up a street sign that stirred up the area. We have a heavy police presence in the town of Morrison, which is next to Indian Hills, and they run a ton of speed traps traffic signs. The sign said, "Indian Hills annexed by Morrison, slow down." Many people believed that prank, and the amount of attention it brought was really surprising" Vince told Bored Panda. From then on, he decided to put bad puns and jokes up a couple of times a week. " I also try to create unique holiday puns/sayings, and current events that I feel are important. It is hard to keep coming up with the material, but I do try" Rozmiarek added, explaining that the reason he does it is straightforward – he likes to make people laugh. So, scroll down below to check out some of their best signs and don't forget to vote and comment for your favorites!
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Don't you dare insult Oompa Loompas! they are nice people! ;p
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Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Not just the voters. Onlookers from other countries feel for you.
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Dean Douce 7 years ago
Yeah....I was so glad when his 8 years finally ended! We really needed a president that actually loves America.
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
Tell me about it, Australia is doing it now&Im waiting for the circus to hit W.A
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
In Australia, with this week's ongoing leadership debacle, that is "often" rather than "sometimes"...
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Little Menace 7 years ago
I bet, there are people who found this offensive to people who find stuff offensive.
Amélie Courvoisier 7 years ago
Is this what's going to be on Starbucks' cups this upcoming Christmas?
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
I really wish people wouldn't get their panties in a bunch about what people say over the Winter Holidays. "Happy Holidays" is simply an acknowledgement that there are many celebrations during that time. It's not "Happy whatever you celebrate unless it's Christmas." It's "Happy whatever you celebrate." Put on your big kid pants, folks!
Gabby M 7 years ago
SOME people are just NEVER going to be happy with ANYTHING said, typed, televised yadda yadda yadda .... mainly because they are just UNHAPPY PEOPLE and like to create S#IT to make everyone else NOT Happy! Gotta stick their nose in everywhere it isn't welcomed or needed. Live and Let F#CKIN Live!
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steampunk_raven 7 years ago
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it. *shouts* "go to gulag!"
Edward Garvey 4 years ago
A student had a communism class but had to drop it because of terrible Marx. He said "well Soviet". A man was walking by a hotel in Moscow and had reservations but went inside anyway. The desk clerk was Stalin for time to keep him inside but he was Russian to leave.
Edward Garvey 4 years ago
This student had a communism class...he had to drop out because of terrible Marx. He said "Soviet" A man was walking by a hotel in Moscow..he had reservations but went inside anyway. He was Stalin for time then was Russian to leave.
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Lisa Pownall 6 years ago
I know two Franks, one of them changed their name to be a Frank, the other one was born that way.
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Harold Summer 7 years ago
Great example of how we see what we expect, not what is actually there. Needs more points to move up.
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
This is probably more effective to read on the internet than driving by in a car. You'd probably have to circle back.
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Lisa Pownall 6 years ago
Yes Please, Please use your blinker, turn signal, indicator, it's there for a reason and using it doesn't run the car out of battery!
Debbie Rodney 7 years ago
watched you on tv this am. thought u were both adorable and yeap "cheezy". u made me smile, thank u!
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Trisha Laroue 7 years ago
Yehudit Hannah Cohn, you are very strict with your assessment of these signs and whether or not they follow the rules. Your perspective is quite punishing...
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David Ross 7 years ago
'I want to eat Grandma. I want to eat, Grandma. Hmm, Commas do save lives.
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Maria Campbell 7 years ago
Had this very saying on my Instagram recently. Needless to say, no one called me. They are a joke.
Yehudit Hannah Cohn 7 years ago
So, so far, out of 12 posts, I think two have actually been puns.
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CHARLES PRUITT 7 years ago
calm down you people are off the wall and why is my comment about trump hidden. first its called humor. you should try it and secondly if it was a genuine comment then unless people can show the comment if they choose this is violating my rights to freedom of speech and it should not be tolerated on sites like this
CHARLES PRUITT 7 years ago
and by the way hillary SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and trump RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I'm not sure which amuses me more - the sign, or the earnest responses below sympathising with the loss of letters!
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Amélie Courvoisier 7 years ago
Then you can buy the "mood nail polish" I've seen in stores recently :')
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Jill 7 years ago
Life is the most wide-spread sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal.
Millie Stone 7 years ago
Very funny you are fantastic. We need more people like you you are priceless unless you charge for the signs
Maritte horrison 7 years ago
i mean, people keep on complaining about it, but do nothing with it. So, a typical product
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
It's been the situation ever since they decided to electron...ald Reagan...
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Dora Bedpan 7 years ago
I often laugh first, like a few seconds ahead of everyone, I see the jokes coming too fast! It's akward in a movie theatre, everyone looks at me like I'm not laughing at the right moment.
Tammy Chapman 7 years ago
I got it right off, and I think it's hilarious and sad that most people didn't.
Gary M. Climer 7 years ago
The Colorado Mountains might not be the Highest but they give great head!
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Maria Campbell 7 years ago
Oh dear goodness me, who writes these! My sides are splitting and I now have the hiccups.
boredkoala 7 years ago
Sign is suggesting you need to make like Megamaid, and go from Suck to Blow :-)
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Dora Bedpan 7 years ago
Musically, "blow" really means "blow"! (In music, a "blow" is an improvised solo)
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Tammy Chapman 7 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately, because I live in Texas, it's not even medically legal here, yet. But, it will be. If they can have it in D.C., we should have it here. This is a BIG state, we have LOTS of people who really need it, even if it's only medical. That would be a wonderful place to start. But somebody up there can send some steaks anytime.
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SykesDaMan 7 years ago
I have bean thinking that! It's like beet-ing a dead horse!
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Maria Campbell 7 years ago
I haven't a foggy clue, what this joke is about....Insert funny face here.
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Maria Campbell 7 years ago
Yeah, be grateful it isn't flat. Cats would have knocked us all off by now.
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Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 7 years ago
I must be pretty bored to have noticed this, but shadow made by the sign board looks like a wolf standing on its hind legs.
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Dora Bedpan 7 years ago
in french, "Fa bémol est malade car il vaut Mi" (F flat is sick because it means E - sounds like *it vomits* in french)
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BoredDragonfly 7 years ago
Going off of your comment, and a bit off topic: I read this so much. Am I the only one that doesn't have mood swings that particular time every month? I hear this from pretty much all of my friends. The mood swings, craving chocolate etc. The only thing I experience is a little back or stomach pain. And even that does not happen often. I feel weird, being the only one one I know, not having any of these "symptoms". Though I am weird and I like other weird people. But this was meant as body-wise weird. And lucky at the same time, not experiencing these things!
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Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
Should come in automated form with flashing lights for some people with anger management issues.
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Zenozenobee 7 years ago
Red with white mark around the eyes as far as I'm concerned (can't read without sunglasses or get blinded by the white pages)... that's why I stopped sunbathing ;p
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Amina Hays 7 years ago
Right, because other people aren't as clever as you *rolls eyes*
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Swole isn't a word. Maybe you mean blubbery, gelatinous or the size of a small fishing village.
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Carol Emory 7 years ago
There was a t-shirt I saw one time that said "Ex Lifeguard on duty...some blue kid got me fired."
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Nostalgic Hyena 7 years ago
Name your iPod Titanic, and when it syncs, cancel it. You'll feel like a hero.
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
Why risk the chocolate? - Save the earth, be extra sure there's chocolate
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That's explains why all the UFO's keep coming here. 0724180522...beaf15.jpg 
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Josiane Roy 7 years ago
Someone needs to send a memo to a certain leader of a North American country. Or a print of this.
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StarKitten 7 years ago
What do they mean? There's only 2 seasons. Summer and waiting for summer.
Rohan Ramamurthi 7 years ago
Well there’s also Christmas and waiting for Christmas
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Erin Hicks 7 years ago
Shenanigans & "up to something" are both ways to describe being mischievous or playful- think that was the additional meaning you were missing. Hope that helped.
Dr. Cheri Hayes 7 years ago
"Shenanigans" is another word for being mischievous.
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Mylah Rose 7 years ago
I just read that as "November ist" ... like it was in German... took me a while to see that as 1st!
BoredDragonfly 7 years ago
Thank you. I did not even see it was meant as 1st. I did not get it. Thanks to you I know. Have been on vacation in Germany for the last week, so maybe that explains it. Though I can't speak German. And I only understand a few words, lol. Thank you for clearing it up for me!
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Oh no, I just read "eat your kids" for a second and had to do a double take!
Harold Summer 7 years ago
Hey kids, those people who lied to you about Santa Clause are also stealing your candy.
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Robert Bailey 7 years ago
I come from the land up over. Where vodka flows and men puke up. Can't you see, Can't you see that lightning. Living in a land up over. That works.
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Amanda Pal 7 years ago
The irony is that Tony the Tiger would actually be a better candidate than the current orange occupant.
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Learyc L Cope 7 years ago
why are butterflies called butterflies, my younger brother, for most of his life, thought butterflies meant the butter stick would fly...
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Else Sakshaug 7 years ago
I wish I were the person I was when I wished to be the person I am.... I should have thought of that before
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Dora Bedpan 7 years ago
Beware if a distant relative you didn't know much grants you a will... they might be in debt! And you would inherit it! It's a scam.
Magpie 6 years ago
There are scams where people claim to be related... groom for a while, ask you to send money. https://www.staysmartonline.gov.au/
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Dora Bedpan 7 years ago
Sounds like the first step of the twelve steps program that Bill and Bob started!
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Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
Good craft beer is better at room temperature because you get all the good flavors.
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Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
All families are dysfunctional. Mine, however, abuses the privilege.
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Jonathan Constant 7 years ago
As a forklift operator, I'm so upset that you got to this pun before I did.
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Night Owl 7 years ago
and that is how the robots are going to start to take over
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Rohan Ramamurthi 7 years ago
Then they’re an optical Aleutian who does optical illusions!
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Lucy Reeves 7 years ago
Trump accidentally wrote the word Covfefe on his Twitter. Probably just sat on his phone but people took the word and ran with it.
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
"Going potty" = using the bathroom. Parents always tell their kids to go potty before they get in the car to drive somewhere. Buying/using marijuana, aka "pot" is now legal in the state of Colorado. Going potty as an adult refers to using pot.
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FloC 7 years ago
You need to read the intro text where they explain how they started with the puns...
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Jay Caviness 7 years ago
It was a reference to the Denver Broncos football team beating the Carolina Panthers in Superbowl 50.
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phil blanque 7 years ago
Come on, this person is at the top of their game! Heard a few...OK...but they are ALL good. ALL good.
Todd Chesser 7 years ago
I think "Be the FUN in Dysfunctional" would make a great t-shirt
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Jojo-a-gogo 7 years ago
Got s good giggle out of these, even if some were from old joke road. Btw, we Aussies dont call the rest of the world 'Up Over' :)
phil blanque 7 years ago
Come on, this person is at the top of their game! Heard a few...OK...but they are ALL good. ALL good.
Todd Chesser 7 years ago
I think "Be the FUN in Dysfunctional" would make a great t-shirt
Load More Replies... Jojo-a-gogo 7 years ago
Got s good giggle out of these, even if some were from old joke road. Btw, we Aussies dont call the rest of the world 'Up Over' :)
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