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Any Harry Potter fans out there? Well, you'll just love this!
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious Harry Potter-themed Tumblr posts. From hilarious questions to silly jokes - Harry Potter fans sure can be creative (and funny)! Check out the funny Tumblr posts below and don't forget to vote for your favorites.
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#1
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
hedwig shouldnt have died. neither should fred, lupin, tonks or sirius. poor teddy lupin :(
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ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
Am i the only one who hated Dumblydoor? I mean, Harry was being abused at the Durselys, raised him to literally die, never told him anything that was going on, and lowkey was a manipulative bastard
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Stacy Steffensen 9 years ago
No, this is what Harry would have looked like if Snape had married James.
Duarte Costa 9 years ago
That's just stupid... "you look just like your father. except your eyes, you have Lily's eyes"! So no, he wouldn't look like this, except maybe the hair. He would have a big a*s oily nose and a forehead bigger than Voldemort's ego.
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I love this movie and this can never be unseen X'D
Panka Török 9 years ago
More like how Harry would have looked like if James and Snape had a baby together
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Jamie Walker 9 years ago
Professor McGonagall was the best Professor at Hogwarts, Like she'd be all like you can't do this and would give Harry and his friends detention cause she had to keep her job, but she'd also be there for them, she cared for them. But it is also awesome that when ever Harry told Umbridge off, McGonagall would give no shihts
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
more modern vrsion: Mcgongal: YOU SHOUTED AT UMBRIDGE? YOU CALLED HER A LIAR? YIU TOULD HER HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED IS BACK?! Potter: Yes. Mcgongal: .... Have a cookie, Harry
AwkwardTurtle965 2 years ago
I think the cookies had some sort of calming potion in them, which is why she offered them to him
ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
Minerva McGonagall was the most baddass character in Harry potter, change my mind
#5
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
Harry Potter and the half-filled fuel tank
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Марко Миловић 9 years ago
The man is probably a priest of some Eastern Orthodox Christian Church.
Dario Zlokic 9 years ago
Јесте, ако није наш, онда је Грк или Рус. Поздрав из Бањалуке ;-)
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Elsie Shellman 3 years ago
I AGREE WHAT KIND OF C**P DAGEROUS SCHOOL HAS A 3-HEADED DOG IN IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Amelia Williams 4 years ago
We have Persassy, Sassico, Sasseo (Leo Valdez), and now, #SassyHarry. I love this world.
OLIVIA WESTON 5 years ago (edited)
My brother looks exactly like harry potter then with that look
Fleur Delacour 5 years ago
'Is he mad?' 'Dumbledore? Nah, he's a genius! But yes, sometimes he is a bit mad.'
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ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
Whats that? Harry Potter broke the rules that were strictly told at the beginning of the year? Give em' ten points anyways, cant have the slytherins win can we?
Melanie Shook 6 years ago
If you look at the right hand corner in the background, Remus is looking at Dumbledore with what I THINK looks like a WTF face. Maybe its just me
Melanie Shook 6 years ago
You know, in the second shot, if you look in the background on the right, you can see Remus looking at Dumbledore like WTF
#9
Tero Rantaruikka 9 years ago
Almost like Hogwarts was in the US where it's totally ok to watch movies where people are getting killed or beaten, unless there are boobs.
Klay Thoring 9 years ago
I feel like it's part of being kidnapped not to have parents' permission, no?
Carnifax A. P. 9 years ago
well, it is a fact that any muggle is far more dangerous that anything mentioned above...
#10
Erika Himmelberger 9 years ago
and then after taking it run out the FRONT DOOR wtf does he try to go in his closet where is can easily be caught
Rochelle F. H. 8 years ago
seeker instincts the sorting hat says"not a bad mind either" he thinks fast in life threatening situations he wasn't stupid, just clueless
ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
The boy who lived counted even recognize a teachers handwriting hes seen for years,
Fleur Delacour 5 years ago
The reason Hermione was not chosen for Ravenclaw was because she was destined to be Harry's friend, and no-one can have friends from another house, can they?
Samantha Neagle 8 years ago
I never understood that. He could run to his cuppard and, pick one up there and get inside. Or, just put his first letter in his cuppard.
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Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Hahaha, that person is obviously not Ravenclaw enough to be a Ravenclaw.
Load More Replies... Carly Noelle 9 years ago
I'm not sure if I'm actually a hufflepuff, but in this situation I definitely am. Cause toast.
Lucie Molnarova 8 years ago
why are slytherins evil again? I'm a slytherin and I would not stab someon- oh maybe I would. My mistake.
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Lisa Meertens 9 years ago
Am I the only one reading "the baguette chooses the wizzard mr. potter" with a heavy French accent? 😂
Last Lotus 8 years ago
french kid reads this : *french accent harry's a wizard , not a baker?!?!?!
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
OMG I never thought of this in other languages! What names would he have in other countries i wounder??
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LittlBabyPanda 4 years ago
me also around small children: wait. what did i say? they're all looking at me. what did i say?
Nora the mistake 0_o 4 years ago
I used to work with some kindergarteners I remember saying s**t bc i had i had stubbed my toe I said don't repeat me don't repeat me I'm a very bad influence
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
I cuss like a sailor, but for some reason when I'm around children, I just don't. It's like f*****g magic!
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Gamma Azul 9 years ago
I'm American lol. I read that book when i was five... I knew what the word 'philosopher' means. XD
PEYTON SCHOONOVER 5 years ago
I am sorry for Americana like me who see this,but this is hilarious
Samantha Neagle 8 years ago
Well, you filthy little mudblood, we never use the word philocipher. So, why don't you get off your high horse!
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Jody Wentworth 9 years ago
Why the movies are good at certain times(the books still rule over all)
BoredBunny 8 years ago
I choked on my hot cocoa. Don't mind the fact I'm drinking hot cocoa in the summer.
Caroline Cassano 8 years ago
I WATCHED THE MOVIE AND PAUSED IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS PHOTOSHOP!!
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Hayley Lightcap 9 years ago
It's not even your sentence that bugs me, it's the grammar. You didn't even do a courtesy reply to correct it.
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago
But it’s a pretty accurate selection of snape
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PEYTON SCHOONOVER 5 years ago
Snape u okay? I know your childhood was horrible but wtf is this
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Little letitia 8 years ago
'I'm pretty sure that they would have opened the audition with "so this is kinda why we're here today and what we ditched education for this awesome opportunity to seek..." and before the audition even officially began jk jumps up, presses her red *make the chair swivel button* and then gets up to press the other judges too, locking eyes with each judge whilst proudly stating that once you're a weasly, you're a weasly, for life.
Melanie Shook 6 years ago
"Mom! Dad! We're home! Oh, by the way we skipped school to become part of a big film franchise without your permission!" James and Oliver Phelps when they got home from the audition.
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
their parents: 'what did you do at school today?' them: oh we just got into a massive film franchise without your permission. whats for tea?' -runs upstairs-
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
i should skip school sometime. maybe i will be that successful
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Anna Lundsholt 9 years ago
*f*****g over -if you leave out the "over" the sentence... Well... It gets weird 😝
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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
THIS MADE MY LIFE! Happy Potter and Lord LOLdemort! I want to hug the person who wrote these! F*****g hell!
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G R A C E A N G R E N 3 years ago
VIKTOR SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO VIKTOR SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO VIKTOR SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO VIKTOR SHARKK
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Aegon VI Targaryen 9 years ago
f****n eagles man :/ they couldve taken the hobbits right to the mountain
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Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago
But remus is the good little boy
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ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
James: Sorry Professor, my dog ate my homework Minerva: really now Potter? ..Whats wrong with you Black? Sirius spitting out bits of paper: n-nothing professor..bleck...
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Minha Khan 5 years ago
That is the cursed child, this is the Deathly Hallows
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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
i thought it was dumbledore but i finally realise it was albus severus (sorry if i spoiled it for yall)
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
My favourite show, if I was a wizard I was going to be magizoologist!
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Caroline Cassano 8 years ago
Because Dumbledore feels like it goddamn it!!
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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
just reaslied after like 20 times of reading this post they forgot the asterisk after *kick it down*
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I'm a Slytherin and can pick a lock, I nearly cried laughing when I first saw this
#31
PattonPawter 5 years ago
Or you know they just go get some privacy and be like “scorigify” to get rid of the blood
#32
Lord Beerus 9 years ago
But can't they still use another part of his body like his nails or something
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Excuse me, Mr. Dark Lord, I'm practicing for my manicurist test, can I clip your toenails for experience? #impracticaljokers
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Deana 9 years ago
A NOBLE peace prize? LMAO! Wonder what those are for.... I've personally only heard of the Nobel Peace Prize....
Natasha 4 years ago
You didn't deserve the downvote, so here's an upvote and a cookie 🍪
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Afsheen Wasfiya 3 years ago
According to the game Hogwarts Mystery, Bill tells Madam Pomfrey his siblings are "angels"... Since she thought Bill was mischievous...
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Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
On that Potter fan website it actually says that squids have a few magical properties...
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Samantha Neagle 8 years ago
I like how nobody said anything about how Ron taught her about a muggle activity....
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Miss Agarwal 8 years ago
I assume that before the fights about muggleborns, Godric and Salazar were best mates...
Elsie Shellman 3 years ago
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Gibberint Dark 9 years ago
Well lets see, He named his son after a man who manipulated his entire life and a man who made a his school years a living hell because of a childhood grudge against Harry's father... No, no reason not to name his child Albus Severus at all...!!
Load More Replies... Melanie Shook 6 years ago
Boi! Her naming abilities probably improved over the years, and even if she did name it something like 'Hedwig Pigwidgeon', AT LEAST THE KID WOULDN'T BE NAMED AFTER SNICKERDOODLE SNEEP!
Samantha Neagle 8 years ago
Or, "Harry Harry Potter JR, you were named after the man I spent my time crushing on."
Jane Doe 9 years ago
Well, in the books its quite evident how their relationships are developing from her childish crush and his "oh, its just Ron's little sister" to the true feeling. Movies dont show this developments at all. And, as someone has already written here, Ginny's character is rather distorted in movies.
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Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago (edited)
im filipino i can confirm my mother says it like that me and my father though we are nerds so we do the british accents
#40
Aegon VI Targaryen 9 years ago
im harry for sure. atleast in the beginning im like the hell are these words :P then im all ron, :P like god dammit i must remember something!
G R A C E A N G R E N 3 years ago
I am Harry except I am a changed version, like this: WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K IS THIS QUESTION ABOUT
ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
Im a mix of Ron and Harry, somtimes i study...but most of the time i dont haha..
#41
Savannah Tuttle 9 years ago
I heard umbridge once kissed a dementor and IT died!
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Melanie Shook 6 years ago
HOW WOULD HE KNOW WHAT A WEASLEY WOULD TASTE LIKE!? WHY WOULD HE KNOW!? You know what. On second thought, I don't want to know.
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ALEXIS CISNEROS 4 years ago
imagine if he were there in the Half Blood Prince? Like when Harry for some reason got suddenly good at potions?
#43
MaddySquidCat 7 9 years ago
I think that McGonagl WAS supposed to hand out maps, but didn't because this was the year of Malfoy and Potter
#44
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Read the book. He throws the flue powder into the fireplace then chokes on the ash while speaking. #moviefail
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#46
Zori the degu 8 years ago
A neighbour had a Nokia and he accidentally dropped it from the eighth floor. The devil thing survived! It still works fine!
#47
Katinka Min 9 years ago
Kjorn, if your penis is this high up you should see a doctor about it.
Xx_LunaSpirit_xX 8 years ago
He lives with fred and george, it is instinct, no pouring stuff on me
blugeagua 9 years ago
No, he just didn't want her to see him in a tank top that shows off a lot of his skin. He's pretty modest that way.
Jessica Cifelli 8 years ago
He grew up with Fred and George. That is probably his natural reaction to being awoken from sleep like that.
#48
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
they would probably both be alive. i shouldnt have said that. i should NOT have said that
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Carmela, Mitt 6 years ago
McGonnagall reads: James Sirius Potter McGonnagall: F**k this s**t, I’m out
Mary Hobbs 4 years ago
no. she will remain a badass teacher who don't take no s**t, mr. potter
Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago
McGonnagall: awwwwwww s**t here we go again
Load More Replies... Melanie Shook 6 years ago
LOL No. This woman put up with Tom Riddle AND the Marauders AND all the s**t Harry got into bc Voldemort is an a*****e. And also Salazar Slytherin.
Kandy Kookie (The New Dark Lord) 8 years ago
This makes no sense whats so ever. Mcgonagall lives through the marauders and Fred and George, like what times did the trio get in trouble except for the good of the fuckiong world? The time when a hosue elf didn't let them n and I dont think that will be a problem for the children!
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Bridgett Neumann 3 years ago
This literally happens in the Seven Years of Chaos series on AO3 it’s by Severitus812 and the first book it called Obliviate. Harry calls Voldy Timmy. It’s great
Haley Futch 2 years ago
But legit, instead of trying to avoid the name voldemort, why didn't more people just call him Tom or Riddle. Dumbledore did. But that's it.
#54
DragonGirl42 8 years ago
Grim Reaper: Ok, who's... oh. Great. (Walks up to Mcgonagall) Grim Reaper: Um... professor? I... I'm here because... well... it's your... Mcgonagall: (Stares at Reaper) Grim Reaper: Never mind. Happy 200th birthday.
Elsie Shellman 3 years ago
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Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago
yup, also hello fellow percy jackson fan
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StarKitten 8 years ago
Probably ate all the candy and reclined on the seat and listened to her music. Enjoying the only peace and quiet she'll have until she's 17 and you-know-who is defeated.
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Carmela, Mitt 6 years ago
Door: What gets wetter and wetter every time it dries? Drunk ravenclaw: Your mom eyyyy
Mishka Katira 4 years ago
good point.... too funny to think of now though.
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Amelia Williams 4 years ago
Well I mean when you think about it, that's a pretty accurate description of the Marauders. I mean *honestly*.
Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago
If we're going by the theory that Dumbledore IS Death, then this isn't completely accurate because Dumbledore can see through the claok. Now that I think about this, that makes a lot of sense actuallly....
Oliver 6 years ago
Dumbledore is not Death. He isn’t even the master of death. He never was owner of the wand, the cloak, and the stone at the same time. Harry could have been, but he threw away both the stone and the wand. Also, death can’t see through the cloak, that’s the entire point, that the third brother was able to peacefully submit to death when he felt the time was right. Lastly, Dumbledore cannot see through the cloak in the first book he only knew Harry was using the mirror because Harry took off the cloak when he was with Ron as well as on the third night. Get your facts straight.
Load More Replies... Prescotte Martin 9 years ago
Love it. Just Wow. So line, wearing that cloak literally makes you invincible.
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Miss Agarwal 8 years ago
quirrel: Troll in the dungeon. Dumbledore: How did you say that without stuttering?
Margarita Trubnikova 8 years ago
I saw a Russian version of this Quirrel: - TROLL! In the dungeons! Dumbledore: - Everyone back to their dorms Malfoy: - But our dorms are in the dungeon Dumbledore: - omg Malfoy, you say this like I do give a f**k 😂
#60
Lily Strother 6 years ago
Someone needs to create a fanfic in an au with everything the same, but Harry is bi
blugeagua 9 years ago
Ron is one of the best characters. Why would anyone want to "p**s him off"?
Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago (edited)
do you have siblings? if you do perhaps you are very close ? if you dont this is what siblings do. we piss each other off as much as we can
Load More Replies... Melanie Shook 6 years ago
One day, after the dinner where Bill winked, Harry walks out of Bill's room wearing an oversized sweater with a B on it, and Bill is wearing a too-small sweater with an H on it and there are three people acting like it happens every day: Bill, Fleur and Harry. Omg I should write a fan-fiction
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Savannah Tuttle 9 years ago
Lucius: *in disguised voice* DRACO MALFOY SUCKS Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
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Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
and you wonder why dumbledore had his invisability cloak (shakes head sadly, walks away)
G R A C E A N G R E N 3 years ago
Lily: Accio this idiot that I married and had sex with's son
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Miss Agarwal 8 years ago
I remember reading about a story where the man said his 5 y o son can lift a lot of things and twirl them. I told him to wait for a few years than the letter will arrive.
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Melanie Shook 6 years ago
This person is amazing and we all want to marry them
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Melanie Shook 6 years ago
Well, according to the timeline, they're ACTUALLY in their fourth fifth or sixth year, so ya.
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margaret mae roebuck 7 years ago
yes, but Dumbledore had to know about it, I mean it was harry potter the letters were going to, and he is the headmaster...
Load More Replies... Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I can see McGonagall, Hagrid, and Dumbledore having a meeting about Harry, and Hagrid and Dumbledore holding in laughter as McGonagall told them how she'd been sending them, then the two of them finally bursting out in laughter, crying
Emblem Bloom 3 years ago
*Chanswillis parody voice* “MINERVA MINERVA! How do you work these muggle tape camera things? I want to place them all over the house Harry Potter is in.” “And why is that?” “Oh come on, even you would think it would be funny to see that ugly Vernon going mad over all these letters!” “…”
G R A C E A N G R E N 3 years ago
Dursleys: We'll be eating spaghetti tonight *opens fridge* *100 letters fall open* *dumbledore and minerva giggling*
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Katie Jamberri Nails 9 years ago
It's unlikely that he would have the same handwriting as a student and as a professor.
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
he had the same hair so its entirely possible
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Emily the crazed anime fan 3 years ago
There's actually a fan theory that James was the one who wrote the notes in the textbook. Think about it, from what we know about the marauders era characters, Severus wasn't really the type to write in a schoolbook. James definitely was, and furthermore came from a family famous for inventing and crafting potions. Then one day, Severus got his hands on the book and wrote "This book is property of the Half-Blood Prince", just to spite its original owner. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
K Hite 1 year ago
Except it contains spells that were dark magic. James hated the dark arts. He would never have made those spells. It's likely that 1.) handwriting on a chalkboard is different from a textbook or 2.) Harry had poor eyesight. Things look different up close vs far away.
Load More Replies... Carmela, Mitt 6 years ago
He tried to catch letters from air instead of taking one on tge floor
Gryffindor Grace 7 years ago
GAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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MaddySquidCat 7 9 years ago
*sirius runs in* HE DID WHAT NOW?! James: HE CRASHED A FLYING CAR INTO HOGWARTS AND DIDN'T GET EXPELLED! *Mauraders high five*
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
Lily: "GOD DAMMIT YOU TWO! YOU ARE LUCKY I LOVE YOU JAMES, AND SIRIUS, IF YOU DARE SEND HIM AN OWL, I WILL TIE YOU UP OUTSIDE, ANIGMUS OF NOT, NOW I NEED TO SEND A HOWLER TO THE BOYS!"
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Melanie Shook 6 years ago
Yea OR this is a head canon where they never die bc Voldemort never EXISTED aha.
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Kat Blak 9 years ago
Well, Neville's luck came to him eventually. Look at him now. He is probably the hottest man alive.
Will sell soul for corn chip 3 years ago
BISH I SWEAR I SOUNDED LIKE A POLICE CAR WITH THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
Load More Replies... Gryffindor Grace 7 years ago
harry didn't steal it! If he did, the lollipop would have been invisible because he grabbed it. THE LOLLIPOP GOT STUCK ON HARRY'S CLOAK! THIS ADORABLE LITTLE BABY DIDN'T STEAL FROM ANOTHER ADORABLE LITTLE BABY!!
Mary Hobbs 4 years ago
girl it was BLOOD FLAVORED FOR VAMPIRES. harry didn't want him to eat blood
Estimation 6 years ago
am i seriously the only one who read riddle me this and didnt immediately think of voldemort
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
No, im sure he did. I think there was a sound of him licking it too
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Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
The reason i up voted this is although i have no idea what it said Mrs Weasley probably made them delete it
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Will X Kemp 9 years ago
The name also appears in Shakespeare's "A Winter's Tale", which is possibly where JK got it from? Vaguely remember her saying some such thing in an interview.
Lena Comics 8 years ago
Hermione is actually a Greek name (Helen and Menelaus's daughter in mythology), and is still used, though uncommon.
Load More Replies... Melanie Shook 6 years ago
Maybe they work in a pediatric doctor's office. Maybe they work at a daycare. maybe they work at head start or they might be a preschool teacher.
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Noelani Stevens 4 years ago
I had to google Orlando Bloom elf, and now I feel like if that were actually true, Mr. Malfoy would be much angrier at losing him. And, like, he wouldn't be as mean to him for......specific reasons. XD
Darth Feanor 5 years ago
Fun fact: I started with HP and went into LotR expecting Dobby as an elf and got Leggy as a pleasant surprise. My brother started with LotR and went into HP expecting Legolas and Thranduil and all and got very disappointed.
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Gryffindor Grace 7 years ago
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, one blow from caving in
LittlBabyPanda 4 years ago
oops i think i inflated aunt marge i better get her down *grabs ladder* actuallyyyyy... nah i'll leave her here and run out the door
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Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago
kat newt shulder you dont are you siriusly gonna argue with the maker of the series
Andrew Gilbert 7 years ago
Per J.K. Rowling: "No, you can't choose. You become the animal that suits you best. Imagine the humiliation when you finally transform after years of study and find that you most closely resemble a warthog." Source: http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2004/0304-wbd.htm
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Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
Time Turner it's not a spell. Also, if it didn't happen to begin with, it wouldn't have happened by going back in time. It's a conundrum.
Elizabeth Levin (ElizaMaow) 2 years ago
You just need a bootstrap paradox. BOOM! Doctor who reference!
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Marina Friden 9 years ago
Dumbledore said before: you must not change events majorly as it causes butterfly effect. Have you ever thought that if Lily and James would have been saved Harry wouldn't be the chosen one and then Voldemort would become a Hitler of wizard world and achieve his goal? No, of course you did not - you only think of yourself. Lol
Tony Stark 9 years ago
The time turner needs one spin for every hour. So even if, for some reason, you can undo this specific event, imagine how many times you had to spin the f*****g thing.
Gryffindor Grace 7 years ago
buckbeak was never dead, time is complicated. Remember, the clunk of the ax was only the guy hitting it in annoyance because buckbeak escaped?
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Amelia Williams 4 years ago
I mean, Ravenclaws definitely, like, smoke weed. And Gryffindors are also drunks, but a different kinda drunk. Hufflepuff is the peaceful one. Gryffindor is the brave one.
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Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
Vernon would s**t himself
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Lilla Joba 7 years ago
And the members also need to be able to get in, preferably without Harry waiting at the door until they all arrive.
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Marina Friden 9 years ago
It should have been discreet entrance as they were spied on. If he'd stand there like a dumb bodyguard letting people in they'd got busted first day
pariza shah 8 years ago
it was totally not that the point that the room smelled like a sewer with a hint of death.(lol)
Emma Gregory 9 years ago
They wouldn't be able to get back out. Fawkes flew Harry and the others out.
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SilverRozFox 5 years ago
Yasssssssss LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 death to the person who hates this.
Miss Agarwal 8 years ago
Remus is lying. He was fully a-were WOLFing down chocolates every month.
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Evie Childs 9 years ago
Watching Xfactor whilst reading this, and having it be in perfect sync with the music; Diamonds are a girls best friend!😂
Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
Snape's just so chill. He's probably used to doing this with the twins.
Mishka Katira 4 years ago
OML yass! they like: Hey padma, you getting this? Yeah, lets watch the show. They look like dont give a darn bout it.
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Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
"You shouldn't smoke, so to teach you a lesson, I'm going to make you smoke this entire pack of cigarettes."
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
Like Bruce Bogtrotter's punishment in Matilda
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Miss Agarwal 8 years ago
I am Ravenclaw but I take a tour of my home when I brush my teeth. This was stereotypical.
Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
C and i read a book in the bath, while doing my hair, eating breakfast, and well....
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Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago
Me: By i asked reasonalble question The Hat: .............RAVENCLAW
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Jami Martin 4 years ago
how its made is a show where is shows you how every day objects are made....arthur weasley is OBSESSED with muggle or normal people objects.... so he would be watching a show about how muggle things are made and used for
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Sandra Simpson 5 years ago
"No Dudley! The bludger tries to hit all the players, not just Harry!"
MaddySquidCat 7 9 years ago
....james would be influencing Dudley in bullying...giving him muggle Version ideas for pranks...thias would be an interesting world...
Aqua the Walnut 4 years ago
Now imagine Potters using james as tranportation and james pulling a sled during chirstmas with sirius as santa clause-
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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
I just got goosebumps remembering it and imagining myself in his place! That realisation and then dead silence...and then a kick-a*s action!
Sean Thompson 5 years ago
EXPECTOOO! PATRONUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!! *Collective nutting of the entire fandom*
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Tasha B-M 6 years ago
I read this while eating a cookie. I saw the hot tom. I raised my eyeborw and took another bite. I read the rest and just as I was finishing the first comment, it hit me. I stopped chewing and put down my phone. I then put my head in my hands and screamed. It think my parents are a little concerned.
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Sophie Babbitt 5 years ago
Noooo my school gave us an extra year.... ill just graduate early then
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rai mei 9 years ago
I don't think quidditch is played in America. There'd be like protests that like it's against human rights for children to be hit by bludgers and other safety stuff invented by American moms. I also think there'd be lots of wizard lawyers.
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
Tell that to the American Quidditch Leauge
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Jami Martin 4 years ago
*sarcastically* wow oliver thanks for that pep talk i feel so much better....
BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
speaking of this what do americans call quidditch is it like football vs. soccer
Kururi.Orihara 7 years ago
Quidditch is actually a college sport nowadays.
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Lilya 8 years ago
I need to give your comment like 1000 upvotes right now. #illuminati
Load More Replies... Jami Martin 4 years ago
ya i know right why not like the 1600´s everything was made in like 900bc
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Raidabi Ashraf 3 years ago
no he died on may 2nd 1998 and his birthday was on april 1st 1978 so he died a month after turning 20 somebody help me i'm drowning in my tears.....
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I don't know whether to click the 'up' arrow or the 'down' arrow...
Elizabeth Levin (ElizaMaow) 2 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!
LittlBabyPanda 4 years ago
wait what doe it mean *one millisecond later* *SOBS* NOOOooooOOOOOOOOoooooo
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Tony Stark 9 years ago
From the outtakes: stop batting your eyelashes at me like a 19th century prostitute
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Kandy Kookie (The New Dark Lord) 8 years ago
*Cough cough* When he was doign that spell he was actualling pointing at nothing in particular, it was dumb indeed, but get your facts straight.
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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
then again i would always forget the password so ill probably just camp out in the shrieking shack -.-
Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
*forget the password if i was in slytherin or gryffindor
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Sophia Martin 4 years ago
damn it! Now i have this image of McGonagall singing wannabe while giving detentions to malfoy and crabbe and goyle. or aunt petunia more like.
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Jami Martin 4 years ago
hagrid: yer a wizard arry...... harry:ima what... hagrid: YER-A-WIZARD-ARRY harry: a what hagrid: WTH YER MEAN WHAT...YER-A- W-I-Z-A-R-D
Darth Feanor 5 years ago
Who am I, Gamling? You are our King. Please somebody understand this.
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Alisa Beda 2 years ago
Wood when Harry doesn’t catch the snitch but survives: I’ll kill this stupid boy. Wood when Harry dies with the snitch in his hand: ur the best Harry!
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Will sell soul for corn chip 3 years ago
Reason #5 that i hate Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledor
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Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
I've always wondered if this applied to O.W.L and N.E.W.T students? Do they have to come back the following year and take their tests? Cause I'd be pissed if I was in 7th year and had to come back for tests.
Megan Ross 8 years ago
If Hermione had been studying super hard for those exams, like loosing sleep over it, then I would be pissed too. I'm not gonna study for nothing
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Paola Magaña 9 years ago
I just read this to my husband and he started shouting "no", like stuttering professor Quirrel xD
Danielle Wigger 5 years ago
cute! have a good relationship, even though it was years ago that you read this!
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Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I think this is a different Wizarding school, Ilvermorny is much more prestigious establishment of learning
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Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
Omg this is so inaccurate XD We have statues and wifi
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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
Oh my God! Thank you so much for this post! I was having a Moody day, but now it's all Siriusly awesome! Happy Potter forever! <3
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I just spent a f*****g hour saving 95% of these to my computer
Gilian Dela Cruz 8 years ago
Great post. Got a few laughs on this. http://www.alluc.ee/stream/Harry+Potter
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
Oh my God! Thank you so much for this post! I was having a Moody day, but now it's all Siriusly awesome! Happy Potter forever! <3
Sкчlεя αηd Cαsτıεl (Ðгαггч sнıρρεг) 8 years ago
I just spent a f*****g hour saving 95% of these to my computer
Gilian Dela Cruz 8 years ago
Great post. Got a few laughs on this. http://www.alluc.ee/stream/Harry+Potter
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