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The world of signs is hilariously entertaining, isn't it? You know what we mean — phrases that raise more questions than answers, muddled sentences that make you rack your brains, and designs that leave you wondering, "what in the world happened here?" Let's be honest, far from everyone's an expert in writing, and getting a message across is way harder than you'd think.

But taking up the endeavor to decipher signs that make zero sense can lead to utter hilarity. So let us introduce you to an online community called 'Don't Dead Open Inside' that's dedicated to poking fun at these linguistic mishaps. With over 657k members, it's a place for "signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right."

Sounds confusing? Well, just take a look down below at the newest batch of examples we at Bored Panda have gathered from the community. Chances are, you'll be laughing in no time! Be sure to upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think in the comments. After you're done scrolling through this list, check out even more hard-to-read signs in our earlier pieces here, here, and here.

#1

Abort Jesus

Abort Jesus

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Diolla
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this one because it says EXACTLY the opposite of what he wants it to say.

Mrs. Jan Glass
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it because it is a message I support, 100%. Abort Jesus! PP is the answer!

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Natalie H
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does a Man think it’s his right to govern a Woman’s uterus??! MEN, how about taking responsibility for your sperm? Stop carelessly giving it away. Once you have irretrievably deposited it in Someone Else’s Body, it is not yours anymore. Don’t give it away, and this “problem” will be solved. Perhaps women should have the right to make decisions about men’s reproductive organs, like banning Viagra. A limp noodle is “God’s Will” too.

Mrs. Jan Glass
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with cancer and tumors. If you believe that I have to carry any fetus because of YOUR beliefs in "God's will," then you better be prepared to carry that tumor that God gave you, with the same "heartbeat" as a fetus, btw. It's His blessing to you!

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Colin Timp
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody simply needs to start a religion where one of the fundamentals is not having children of your own. If you want kids you must adopt existing children; and must abort any pregnancy. Then it would be a protected right.

Powerful Katrinka
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Satanic Temple includes something very like that in their tenets. Just one of the many reasons why I joined.

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Michael Largey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's take his message as he meant it. "Abort Planned Parenthood" Apparently it's ok to abort people in groups, just not individually. The other irony is that Planned Parenthood prevents more abortions than any other organizations - by giving out effective contraceptive information. You can't have an abortion if you're not pregnant.

Wingo Lamo
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had an unplanned pregnancy at 19 and I pretty much had my mind made up that I was going to have an abortion. But my mom suggested that I visit Planned Parenthood first, just to talk to someone about my options. So I did. The counselor went over all of my options with me, and assured me that, if I decided to keep the baby, they (PPH) would be there for me every step of the way. I did. And they were. My daughter turned 37 on 8/1 and I'll be eternally grateful to Planned Parenthood for providing me with the information and the tools that I needed to make an informed decision, and then providing me with pre and postnatal support.

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Dana J
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man I have to drive by an abortion clinic everyday on the way to work, it takes every ounce of self control to not flip off the protesters outside as I wiz by lol

Mrs. Jan Glass
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only thing that keeps me from doing that is knowing that they get off on feeling "persecuted." Because if they aren't allowed to scream hateful messages, how else will we know what good Christians they are?

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martin734
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet if altar boys could become pregnant the church would not be so anti abortion.

BWC
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Priests often get girls pregnant and pay for their abortions. Hypocrisy at it's worst.

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- JM1951
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could have been a plan 2000 years ago. Would have saved the World the BS from these wannabe Christians who forget "Love thy Neighbor". New Testament trumps Old Testament!

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    #2

    Hoho Pepe

    Hoho Pepe

    ackley14 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it hurtful that you laugh at my pe pe. I do not laugh at your fat @ss do I?

    Fiery Llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't talk to Santa that way Nathaniel, he didn't mean anything by it

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    Marciano Junior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Santa Claus from Latin America right there " HoHoHo Pepe , ¿Qué pasa?

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ho Ho Ho Pee Pee" Santa at the end of his shift.

    Laroo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s no way to talk about Pepe!

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa Clause when he hears Pepe le pew make a funny joke

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this like a cheer: hey hey ho ho, touch my pe pe is a no no

    Nancy Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's Pepe? What's he laughing about?

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Call Pepe for HOES"

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    #3

    South Mouth

    South Mouth

    MRairden Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you. My south mouth isn’t hungry.

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smash Mouth's less successful, Australian counterpart.

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont care how you read it, both ways are peculiar

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. "South Mouth" is a great name for a woman's nether regions! I love this!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, my south mouth wouldn't like it.

    Aimee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the comments 🤦‍♀️🤣

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    Ever since it was created in 2014, the 'Don't Dead Open Inside' subreddit, or DDOI, has invited people from far and wide to share and laugh at the numerous cases of painfully hilarious design fails that make signs, posters, and messages almost unreadable. But even though there’s no shortage of entertainment in the group, the moderators ask its members to follow a strict set of guidelines for submissions.

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    The first (and most important!) rule is that every image has to comply with the DDOI format, meaning the phrases must be read correctly from top to bottom, and incorrectly as if read "normally", from left to right. "Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words," the mods added.

    #4

    There's No Planet B

    There's No Planet B

    Mr_M4yhem Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Thanks noob noob. See, this guy gets it!” - for any Rick and Morty fans out there

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not grasping the infinity theory...😉

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    #5

    W Fart Free Water

    W Fart Free Water

    TrumpilyBumpily Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s fart water, I don’t want it.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you think they get the bubbles in fizzy pop?

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    Turt_Le
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water is fart free, just how I like it

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what they mean by with or without gas?

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    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot an E. It's supposed to say "We Fart Free Water"

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regular fart water for me please, thanks

    Duesvolent90
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farting water sometimes happens if you have food poisoning. So I guess they're trying to give it away?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to stare at that for an ungodly amount of time before I figured out what they were going for here

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what fart water tastes lik?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, since water on Earth is the same since the beginning (no "new" water, it's perpetually recycled), I think any drop of it has already been absorbed and rejected by some living organism at least once. There's no such thing as "p**s free" water and I'm afraid there cannot be "fart free" water either.

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. Now I’m never drinking water again.

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    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had a creative moment that made sense to them. Always test your work.

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    #6

    Don't Believe. Quit Now!

    Don't Believe. Quit Now!

    RoamingArchon Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest PEP Talk before the recession.

    KiT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one can still work, depending on context

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t divided by quit x believe divided by now!

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I've been saying to my crazy-a*s, religious fanatic in-laws for years.

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    Redditors who look after the page make sure it’s filled to the brim with quality content, so reposts and memes are not welcomed in this community. The moderators also ask people to make sure the content is original. "Don't force it!" they write. "Don't post anything that is forced or easily staged/faked." And lastly, they encourage people to add even more hilarity to their pictures by following the DDOI format in the caption: "We may remove posts that don't follow this format and have an exceptionally bad title."

    #7

    Christi-Jesus Is Mexican Anity Coming P**n

    Christi-Jesus Is Mexican Anity Coming P**n

    NexusMaw Report

    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail, this is genius.

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “mexican p**n” just makes it more confusing

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus" is pronounced "hay-soos". It's a common Latino name.

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    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail , 100% intended and HILARIOUS

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! Great cross-stitch!

    Doc Moran
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Porn” isn’t a profanity it’s a f*****g word!

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even going to ask how this stuffed up Venn diagram came to be.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better one is "jesus is coming, look busy". ;-)

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Jesus is coming, better grab a towel!"

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    Tinny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Took me a minute 🤣🤣

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    #8

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree... Wait

    Family Dollar, Dollar Tree... Wait

    Electro-_-Lite Report

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task failed successfully

    TheWiseMan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like your mother failed in having you... You dad should of pulled out.

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    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar- so isn't the same store???

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was a joke done on purpose.

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    GuineaPig!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M., get the money Dollar dollar bill, y'all

    Dana Rae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My itty bitty town has one of these combo stores right down the road from a dollor general store...so we have the dollar store and the dollar dollar store..where nothin is a dollar...

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of your bargain shopping in one stop!

    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY… A civil union that’s been in the making for decades🙌

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is there any money in your family tree? Yeah, two dollars.

    loty moty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got you coming and going

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    #9

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

    Never Comeback Give Up Robert

    FabulousGiraffe Report

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Romek Vili
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was strange campaing from Ferrari. I remember other similar misreads.

    Sarah Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s Robert Kubica. An F1/ Rally driver whose arm was severed in an accident. After surgeries and rehab, he made a comeback to racing - he was never quite the racer he was before, but still better than a lot of others on merit

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    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was like the road not taken...🤟

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with an old guy named Bob. I need to get him this.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mug really does represent his F1 career!

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    To understand the meaning behind this online community, let’s take a closer look at the origin of its name, shall we? Know Your Meme describes 'Don't Dead Open Inside' as a trope "which involves incorrect interpretation of various writings and labels which include two or more lines of text and have no clear way to tell the order in which the words should be read." Or, in other words, it’s badly constructed designs and misaligned phrases that can lead to seriously hilarious word-arrangement fails.

    #10

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Say No To 100% Hygiene

    Dracarass Report

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: During childhood immune system needs exposure to germs to work well later.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over use of hand sanitizer is actually harming us instead of helping. When you take away your normal skin flora, it’s that much easier for a pathogen to make it’s way in.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’ve ever been to a Comic-Con, you’ll find that many people say no to even 1% hygiene. /s

    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be jarred bread?

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is bread. Very slowly cooked in a not too hot oven. Dipped in tea or coffee and awesome.

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a product marketed to teenage males!

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused by pickled bread. Brain ache!

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Zaineb Bookwala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it obviously says Say No To Elaichi. F**king hate that stuff.

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    #11

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    For The Life Of Me, I Can't Figure Out What This Says?

    iwantacoolnametoo Report

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost see the word "hotel" after staring at it for 5 minutes, but that's it lol

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reads Pinghe Teacher Hotel.

    Jason Leaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_Pinghe_School

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    Stina Lamar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, obviously the top line says “Pig Hero.”

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what I read, so..... ¯\_( ͡◡ ͜ʖ ͡◡)_/¯

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a hotel for dyslexics? 🤔

    Bitz_Please!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ping Heterche Hotel... ? *Googles* It's "Pinghe Teacher Hotel" in Shanghai, China.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the famous Coded Message statue at the NSA building? Or the house of the Zodiac Killer?

    Giulia Fortunati
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It clearly says "Pighen Tearcheo Htel"!

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    #12

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

    It Doesn’t Look Good Either Way

    baconworld Report

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t look good ANY way…

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume it's supposed to read 'Free kids under drugs ' as in free kids under the influence of drugs?

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    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free drugs for kids under 11

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Was this sign maybe posted on something pharmacy-adjacent? Nursing station at a school?

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    Local foodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t matter how I read this, I don’t understand what’s going on

    Manuel Delgado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always check the small print. 11 is still a bargain for 4 kids under drugs.

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no good way to recombine those words...

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they offering 4 kids under drugs? Or, those rocks are free for 4 kids under drugs?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Free 4 Kids Under Drugs”. Punctuation would be helpful.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why a kid under drugs would even want a bunch of rocks, free or not.

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 free kids under 11 drugs? 🤨

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    According to the internet database, it graced our feeds after it was used in a promotional poster for The Walking Dead TV series on July 2nd, 2010. Even today, it’s still one of the most known examples of the meme, almost like a textbook guideline of how these images need to look. The notorious poster showcased a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" on the left, and "Dead Inside" on the right. While the intention was to read "Don't open, dead inside", well, that wasn’t the case. Thankfully! Otherwise, the internet culture would be seriously deprived of such well-liked content.

    As soon as the poster came into daylight, it started spreading all over the internet like a virus. While memes and jokes started seeping onto Twitter, more similar posts followed. And it didn’t take long for the trope to be honored by its own subreddit, where people are dedicated to collecting examples of the trope in advertising, design, and popular culture.

    #13

    This Jesus Cowboy

    This Jesus Cowboy

    sopinessasquatch Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least his wife loves his kids.

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atelast?! I'm gonna pray to Cowboy Jesus!! Priorities man!

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cowboy his wife"?! Is this some kind of a mixture of the Wife Carrying Race and Rodeo?

    로희
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One ought to ask how does one cowboy one's wife?

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe Jesus'wife was a lovely woman. Kids were good too.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get the image of 'Jesus Cowboy' out of my mind now. A little cowboy hat on him instead of a crown of thorns. Maybe some spurs around his ankles. I don't understand how this actually hasn't happened in Texas yet.

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are actually cowboy churches all over Texas. Not even kidding.

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Jesus love his wife and kids? Now I’m very confused.

    Ms H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He loves Jesus's wife and kids??

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least cowboy Jesus seems to have a good relationship with his family.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus! His wife, his kids! Oh, the humanity!"

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    #14

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Enjoy Mouth Popcorn Your Watering

    Katokiku Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dan, would you grab the mop again please?"

    europaleta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how i pictured that too. Thanks!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well mouth popcorn is better than eye popcorn for sure.

    Masen Silas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I peed a bit reading this and laughing... I too am watering

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense: enjoy the mouth popcorn that you're watering with said mouth.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you are not watering if it is real salty.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think the rules of reading English suddenly change for their stupid sign?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re watering all the corn to be able to enjoy your mouth popcorn. The field is in the back.

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    #15

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken

    Some--Idiot Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Special Chicken. We Are Fried. Hiring Chicken”. Is that a “special chicken” you’re hiring, or is the “hiring chicken” special and fried”?

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to be fried to hire a chicken, that's for sure.

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....as opposed to "We Are Hiring Fried Chicken".

    iblewsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'd have to be at least half-baked if you want to hire a chicken

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it has been warm, recently.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All interested chickens - see the manager for a job application.

    Lisa Hathaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until he comes down from being fried so he can find said application.

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    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are hiring chicken fried chicken. Too bad I'm beef fried chicken.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't mock them, they're fried already...

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes darlin' you are a "special" chicken.

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This discriminates against grilled chicken.

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe they're hiring chicken fried chicken.

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    If it’s the very first time you encounter this meme, chances are that you’ll start noticing it taking one form or another everywhere you go. After all, awful sign designs are all around us. It may be amusing to poke fun at them for us general folk, but for the companies that aim to deliver a message and fail in the funniest way, it can be bad for business.

    A blog post on Medash Signs, a UK-based company that designs and produces signage for over forty years, shows that poor-quality signs can have serious financial consequences. There’s a general expectation from the public that a message should be clear, logical, and build trust for anyone who reads it. "It’s a simple fact that customers are unlikely to want to do business with you if your signage gives a bad impression," they write.

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    #16

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    Push Animal For Heat Heat!

    MasterBallsCK Report

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, what is with the Animal Heat? What does it do? Why is there no button? Who has the key?

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First: animal heat. Second: animal babies

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not I hope it is soon.mits the only way for it to make sense!

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the new "Game of Thrones" spinoff they found new ways to use the dragons.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter which way you read this it's still....what? I'd like me some animal heat, please.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a special key for that. After all, not everyone can be trusted to use animal heat responsibly.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What animal? Are we talking about a dog or a polar bear here?

    unicorn queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read it as push for heat animal heat

    Lee Kerr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s definitely the animal you have to push to heat the heat

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    Shannon Veillon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need to keep that animal heat locked up, most can't take it.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really need some context here.

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    #17

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    In Czech: "Sama Doma" Means Home Alone, "Sado Mama"...you Probably Know

    pepaczlol Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look like they’ve got a secret “Sado Mama” life.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The much-anticipated crossover between "Desperate Housewives" and "Sex in the City".

    Cashme Outside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.. but for those of us who don’t know….?

    Mathias Viera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sado mama is something I would watch for sure

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look like they have a stick up their butt.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, you've been a naaauughty Girl😈

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    home alone sadist Mama's daytime soap!

    Skull in Sky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The target audience does not speak english, so while the misread is hilarious, it didnt occur to the people that there's an alternate reading. Also, it's from a time when "Sado" wasn't in the mainstream knowledge or media at all so the wrong reading didn't really confuse the populus.

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    #18

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

    Say To Sliders Drugs To No Yes

    night_chaser_ Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think whoever made this sign seriously screwed up

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really need to spell it out to those sliders, they're easily confused.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say sliders to drugs, say no to yes

    Shane G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically the sign which I must assume is trying so say "say no to drugs" has a picture indicating that they sell alcohol, a drug.

    RadiatorAnkleSpider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this photo looks dodgy AF

    Lee Kerr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say to sliders “Drugs”, say to no “Yes”. You’re not going to get much of an answer from either.

    LANDON NYSTROM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say no to sliders say yes to drugs

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    Moreover, it can affect the brand’s image. "Your signs ultimately reflect on your business and your brand — so what does it say about the company if the signage is badly designed, broken, dirty, or outdated?" Well, it certainly gives out a wrong impression. The reality is that customers will feel puzzled and won’t put much energy into staying long enough to grasp what you’re trying to convey. "Your use of typography, colors, imagery, slogans and other design elements can all work together to give your customers a distinct impression of your business and its character — whether it’s approachable, trustworthy, eco-friendly, responsible, luxurious, and so on," they added.

    #19

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    Nothingnothing Right Inleft In My My Leftright Brainbrain

    jcthefluteman Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TL; DR - brain empty

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first step in solving your problem is admitting you have one.

    Tvin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brainbrain hurts...

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats how I feel before my first coffee

    Ddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “~memories follow me left and right~”

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to pass a sobriety test after getting pulled over by the cops on the way home from a party

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    #20

    This Sign At A&f

    This Sign At A&f

    A_Weber Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is baffling no matter what.

    Kevin Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pardon me, Which way to the Womens"?......." Right this way Sir"

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im going that way b/c I need more womens.

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks something really wrong.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Womens? I thought women is the plural for woman.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the sign should read more women's fitting rooms this way.

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    #21

    I’m A Delivery Driver. The Address Is 4822

    I’m A Delivery Driver. The Address Is 4822

    SquattingDawg Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not! There's clearly 4 apartments, numbered 4, 2, 8 and errrr... 2,! Hang on...

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully someone who never needs an ambulance because I wouldn’t be able to find them!

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    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4282. I bet they never get the correct mail.

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do these guys ever GET any packages?

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singing along with Zager and Evans:- "In the year 42 82 no one is alive" - well the food deliveries never made it in time.

    Patrick Whittington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I know who is never getting Doordash delivered correctly.

    Charles 222
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw that delivery in the neighbors porch . Stupidity should be painful

    Jon Good
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you bro. Was it behind a bush with no light also?

    Dana J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to be fancy and shiii lol

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    In a previous interview with Bored Panda, Portugal-based graphic designer Laura Vanagaite, who specializes in branding and illustration design, explained that the most important aspect of advertising is clarity to the potential client. "It needs to be catchy, which means the brand needs to introduce their product and actually make the person get interested in it. So normally designers can play with font sizes, but still keep it simple and readable."

    The graphic designer pointed out that color also plays a crucial part. "Red, as we know, catches our attention immediately but yellow, green, or black and white combinations are equally eye-catching." Whatever the design, it’s important "to keep it simple but sophisticated since balance is the key."

    #22

    Shackled By Jesus, Lust Sets Free

    Shackled By Jesus, Lust Sets Free

    7astromichael Report

    TmKhr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus sets free only if you say the safeword

    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The safeword is 'amen'. Don't forget to use it or he will rough you up real bad ;-)

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    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one doesn't belong here. the separate sentences are spaced apart, the text is in different colors, & the sentences are on high contrast backgrounds, making it very clear it isn't meant to be read straight across. although the message is cringy, the design is perfectly fine.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this goes with that Mexican porn one.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dudes named Jesus. Now everyone will think they got a dungeon in their house and have people captive.

    Veronica
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to say I have been shackled by Jesus more than once

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shackled by lust ... Isn't that about the sado mamas?

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I really thought it said "Jesus sex's free".

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean omnipresence and all that. Also all those people who really want Jesus inside them.

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    #23

    I Feel Like This Doubles As A Sobriety Test, Lol

    I Feel Like This Doubles As A Sobriety Test, Lol

    banjo_hero Report

    KiT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps you can read it properly only after consumption

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that after puffing a little THC myself I could read it fine.

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    Aoife Lorris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Keep this pregnancy and product away from breast-feeding children.'

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever moron designed and approved this must have been on edibles!

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't read it aloud, you have to give it back to the bartender.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay everyone. This product has no harms!

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "keep this pregnancy and product away from breast-feeding children. This product may pose."

    YouKiddingMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of many THC infused drinks available here in California. Here you can find pretty much anything you want with THC in it.

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    I'mNotARoboat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually very easy to read.

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U dont even read it normally, u have to read it the left section first and then the right section

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    #24

    Stop My Body, Man Ate My Choice, Freedom

    Stop My Body, Man Ate My Choice, Freedom

    BurnDivision Report

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man Ate My Choice does actually make sense

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sums up modern america pretty well, they eat a lot

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how I read it, it still doesn't make sense

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's missing a letter, which makes the word "mandate". Still not sure I can make a coherent statement out of what's left though

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    hyj (she, her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet someone peeled away the D on Mandate...

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Man ate my choice"....are we talking about food, pussy or what?

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manate is a cute creature. Why do they want it imprisoned?

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out what this means!

    Dana J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the D fell off lol

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For covid, they say my body my chioce. They gotta fk off with the abortion laws.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, man ate their choice = freedom?

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    #25

    Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

    Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

    samp20 Report

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastinate today, feel hopeful tomorrow, repeat.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastinate today, feel hopeful *for tomorrow repeat. 🤣 Me too

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    harry Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waste energy yesterday today and tomorrow

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    Laura explained that when it comes to readability, you need to make sure your work represents the intended message before handing the sign to the production team. "The designer is the one that handles the project but if there is a chance, always represents the rest of the team. It can be tricky when different opinions come, but try to ask if it is easy to understand. Teamwork is a very important thing," she concluded.

    #26

    No No No More More More Shame Fear Dread

    No No No More More More Shame Fear Dread

    Nijsw122 Report

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are gonna feel shame over that tattoo

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a pretty good playlist.

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the font, anyone know what it’s called?

    Danny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this an ajj reference or no..

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cast members of every zombie series or film are required to get this!

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    #27

    You Must Moving. Keep

    You Must Moving. Keep

    LordFrogberry Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will gladly keep Albert Einstein.

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I'm out of room... maybe managing Tesla and Bohr will do...

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Einstein channelling a bit of Yoda?

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that Albert had a way with words

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because "there is no try, only do"

    cugel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is some sort of causality violation.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turned a little "Yoda" at the end there!

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    #28

    I'm A Bad, But S**t

    I'm A Bad, But S**t

    jessicas213 Report

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it designed to be a sash? With half on the front, the other half round the back?

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bad but s**t influence. I'm fun.

    Charles 222
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translates to "I'm a useless one-N-done."

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any other thing than butt s**t? Like, can it come from somewhere else? LOL

    Shannon Veillon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this means it is not good but wipe but it would be fun to try it.

    #29

    Not 25c Free

    Not 25c Free

    gogogadget_dick Report

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not 25 cents. Free. OK, I'll just take some, then.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t even think of paying 25 cents. This is free.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is confusing to adults imagine how it must be to a kid walking up and trying to read it.

    Laura Tasciato
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that solved the problem.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop paying 25 cents. Just take it!

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free will always be my favorite price.

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    #30

    Hi Do Not Mix Please The Beans

    Hi Do Not Mix Please The Beans

    meticulous_max Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how to please the beans...

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want to start a band called, Please the Beans

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we got a pleasant greeting with the “Hi”

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow that is so hygenic /s

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Amma gonna please the beans, ok beans, where you like to be touched?"

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P l e a s e t h e b e a n s

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    #31

    Please The Shoes, Take Off

    Please The Shoes, Take Off

    soulwasher Report

    Pilu Hermosilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm taking off to please the shoes. No problem

    Hades (but good)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so we're pleasing beans, and now shoes? i am taking off

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must please the shoes.... must please the shoes....

    Travis Schultz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take the shoes off. Which shoes? Off of what?

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...to the great white North! It's a beauty way to go.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the shoes have to leave?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The shoes, they make me fall down” - The Birdcage

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    #32

    Redneck Ukraine Stand With Yacht Club

    Redneck Ukraine Stand With Yacht Club

    Scotty_2_Thotty Report

    Katrin Krueger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice of them, with the terrible war going on, to still consider the yacht club.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guaranty these "yachts" are all 55 gallon drum based homemade pontoons.

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, am I the only one who wants to see a redneck yacht? Is it like a row boat with a tent on it? Cooler with beer inside?

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be a part of Redneck Ukraine Yacht Club now...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's Redneck Ukraine like? Better than Redneck America right?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy to see what happened here. They wanted to make the letters create a Ukrainian flag but only realised after writing 'Redneck' that the yellow is on the bottom.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Ukraine had Rednecks or a Yacht club.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they think Ukraine is wildfowl?

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/uI7Ghu1FpnQ The first thing I thought of lol😅

    Bart S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this feel pushed a bit. I can clearly read this right.

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    #33

    Do Not Not Cat Put In Food Feeder

    Do Not Not Cat Put In Food Feeder

    Head_to_toe_legit Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistakes were made at some point and followed by regret.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not *NOT* cat put in food feeder. I'm guessing alcohol is involved somehow.

    Lee Kerr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t two negatives make a positive, so I think you have to cat put in food feeder

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    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I'm thinking this are frozen chocolate popsicles.... bc I freeze cat food to put in a (timed) feeder when I stay w Abby... derp.

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of containers I have seen people store their cereal in and keep in their pantries are much smaller than the kind of containers I have seen people transfer the bags of cat (or dog) food in. Usually the cereal is in a clear or opaque somewhat cereal box shaped container and the cat or dog food is in more of a large Rubbermaid tote bin size container. Why are people putting their cereal in the same kind of container as their pet food? Like I said in my other comment: keep the dang pet food in it's original packaging (or in a container obviously much larger than people would keep cereal in)! What's wrong with the original bag the cat food came in? Maybe the sign on the Coco Pops is for someone who doesn't know/keeps forgetting that cats and dogs should not eat chocolate

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't keep the Coco Pops in the same kind of container as the cat food? Maybe keep the cat food in its original packaging? Maybe don't store the cat food in the same location in your house (the pantry, I assume) so this potential mistake doesn't happen?

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do… not… put… cat… food… in… feeder

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "NOT NOT" a double negative? if so they cancel out and you do put the cat in the food feeder.

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "COCO" can be more than it seems in Portuguese...

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    #34

    No Everything Im Is Possible

    No Everything Im Is Possible

    NekoDrakeGD Report

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand what the actual message is supposed to be

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a while but I think they meant to say everything is possible, nothing is impossible. Or something like that.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much fun guessing! Nothing is impossible everything is possible

    Levi Owens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is Possible, Nothing is impossible. Except maybe reading this sign correctly.

    pandaPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, everything is impossible ... Looks like a great life message!

    Nancy Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything is possible, nothing is impossible, but who thought it was a good idea to blend the words like that?

    Vivienne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual message : every thing is not impossible

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take a p**s that someone got paid for this "inspirational" shite.

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be on purpose, there is literally no point for the “im” otherwise

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is impossible to understand this, hence this may be a self-contradiction. It may not be of course if you could understand it - or maybe it ...

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    #35

    Use Never Ever Ever Beef. We Frozen Always

    Use Never Ever Ever Beef. We Frozen Always

    thegreatgau8 Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really cold vegans wrote that

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is never ever ever Beef and why is it always frozen?

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponsored by frozen PETA members.

    Steve LeMessurier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it "we use never ever beef. ever frozen always.".......

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moo! Did someone say "fries"?

    #36

    Eh

    Eh

    Tarfool4 Report

    bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says "sup baby take me out to dinner?"

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, how sweet, I wonder how many said yes?

    M. William Bell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An “honours dorm” must be exceptionally annoying for the two kids who keep flip-flopping between a 79% and an 80%. They must spend a fortune of movers!

    Melissa Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me WAY to long to figure out.

    Lizzy J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lowkey a problem solving test bc of how fast u figure it out

    Veronica
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says sup baby take me out to dinner? What the heck- I’d be scared

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    #37

    Ddoi: This Guy Is On This Corner Every Day & Has A Bunch Of Similar Signs

    Ddoi: This Guy Is On This Corner Every Day & Has A Bunch Of Similar Signs

    pm_me_cute_bunnies Report

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what his a**l talent is.

    iblewsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    based on the sign, I'd guess sticking his head up there.

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    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Join perve nite"? Ok, thanks for the invitation!

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f*****g clue what message he's trying to relay, but it sounds kinky.

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...join, EP, server, unite VI, states, tenant.... what???"

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to buy a vowel please ☝🏻

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Jesus have to do with an*l talent??

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he traveled alone with 12 guys.

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    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's mentally ill. It is a scramble of words

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Join C-EP-H Server. Unite VI States". The rest is an intriguing magic square : "Tenant A**l, a Talent en Noe State".

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    #38

    The And The Fast And Furious

    The And The Fast And Furious

    yannik_brn Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With pictures of cockroaches bookending it too! Says a lot more than you think.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't see it but I guarantee there's 20k in rims on this 2004 civic, lol.

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an exterminating company?

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you do not spray bugs the same way you write...

    #39

    If Neither Abortion Are Isn't You Safe

    If Neither Abortion Are Isn't You Safe

    DisMyLik8thAccount Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read: If neither abortion arg isnt you! safe

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If abortion isn't safe neither are you." Is what it's supposed to say, I think.

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! Those beautiful doors:(

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid way to give an opinion none the less.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Whatever the message, I have no respect for someone who would deface such beautiful doors!

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    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? Passover?

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had an educational abortion.

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    #40

    Any Boy Can, But It Takes A Make A Child Man To Be A Daddy

    Any Boy Can, But It Takes A Make A Child Man To Be A Daddy

    Z-Bee Report

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a child man supposed to be a variant of a man child or the opposite? Genuinely curious as to how this would work

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. So I'm still not a dad... and happy with that choice

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well u can really only make a baby after a certain age. not ANY boy.

    #41

    Do Park, Not Here

    Do Park, Not Here

    Vaultaire Report

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did people start writing like this and why?

    Dana J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's that brown stuff? lol

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, I had a friend many years ago who lived in a really bad area for parking ; he had a clearly marked space and would regularly get people parking there illegally. He sort of got it sorted by having a dump on the windscreens of the more regular abusers of his parking place ; the worst offenders would have dogshit smeared round all of the door handles on the car, along with any extra being stuffed down into the air vents...... took a couple of weeks but pretty much everyone got the message ....

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who parks on windshields anyway?

    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    #42

    Wash My Beer. Dry Store 10

    Wash My Beer. Dry Store 10

    Bennypuff231 Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did you see the sign on the CVS down the street? It's all kinds of messed up!" Walgreens: "Here, wash my beer."

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big takeaway for me is there's a store called "My Beer Store 10".

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you wash your beer? Did it fall? Has it been 3 seconds?

    #43

    You Sausage A Never Place?

    You Sausage A Never Place?

    Ninja11211 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, “you never sausage a place”.

    Aoife Lorris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm I myself have never sausaged a place.

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    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never sausage a dumb billboard

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You sausage a never sausage place"

    iblewsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if it easily read correctly, it would still be lame

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thing is a huge mess.

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't make sense whatever way I read it

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if you're being serious, but I'll spell it out: it's a meat store, and says "you never sausage a place" which is a play on "you never saw such a place".

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    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sausage a never sausage place. C'mon, it makes sense. Sausage is written so large you use it twice😁

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    #44

    The Only Bad Is The One Workout You Didn't Do

    The Only Bad Is The One Workout You Didn't Do

    dtarias Report

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so just tell us which the one workout is

    Berkeley Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, it could be read to mean the same as if it was read in the proper order.

    #45

    Sta Go En Gre

    Sta Go En Gre

    theonlysmithers Report

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read this as "Go Satan"

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sta go green? Go sta en gre? Gost a green?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STA Go Green? Spokane Transit Authority?

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    #46

    Think Trash Pink Cancer

    Think Trash Pink Cancer

    LP970 Report

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a green cancer. It was still trash.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant "think trash, pink panther"

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … what was it trying to say?

    #47

    I Am Dad

    I Am Dad

    Sunshinenlolliepops Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Dad jokes become so advanced they only have to say one part of the punchline.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, it's so advanced that they need to be in Da-Da base. ok, i'll show myself out.

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    The Crushinator
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of that "My mom is dad!" Video so i scream laughed suddenly and scared my cat.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. I can't be mad at this. I lost my dad recently, so now whenever I'm working in the yard and I see a cardinal, I like to think it's him checking in on me.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, hungry, I'm dad.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say a persistent cardinal is an angel trying to tell you something. I have one that beats repeatedly at my basement window where my bar is. I just know it's my mom saying hi.

    Aimee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say this one struck me. A few days before my dad died there was a cardinal that kept coming to the window by where his bed was. It was there alot. After he died didn't see it again.

    Lutz Herting
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is adding a picture of the most famous of the "Angry Birds" some kind of subtle message?

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    #48

    Rwi Bones

    Rwi Bones

    reddit.com Report

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing there's something else in those brownies.

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brwi means eyebrows in Polish, does it help?

    Lutz Herting
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I can't wait for the next album by "Brwis One".

    Dana J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but for some reason I see Row them bones lol

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they high before they made these or just while writing the sign?

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruwis Bones, yummm sounds tasty!

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    #49

    Mryer Xms(Lion)a

    Mryer Xms(Lion)a

    jmcb00 Report

    Katrin Krueger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk and whatshername's new baby?

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a furry gorilla or a lion with pigtails?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to figure out what the picture one is supposed to be of...

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mry Er Xmsa! Must be gaelic...

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    #50

    Coonmdewn

    Coonmdewn

    FreePrinciple270 Report

    Tambot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a design background this makes me cringe, physically cringe.

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the building is condemned due to excess 'coons (🦝) 😳 Coondewmned?

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    #51

    Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning

    Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning

    ToasterNoise Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dot designed by a teacher.

    Panda Showcase
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my reading teacher has that in her classroom

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to say "Teachers who love teaching teach children to love learning."

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    #52

    Live People Ignore The Strange... I Give Up

    Live People Ignore The Strange... I Give Up

    Gendhou Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quote from Beetlejuice, actually.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, one of my favorite movie quotes, can so relate

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    londonplaysbass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    live people ignore the strange and i myself am unusual

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it 'Live' as in "let them live" or as in "the band performed live"? I feel that might make a difference(!).

    #53

    Never Champion Give Up Ferrari

    Never Champion Give Up Ferrari

    Hairy_Sentence_615 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Never Champion. Give Up Ferrari”. Will do!

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Ferrari. Just give up. You're never champion, anyway.

    Lynda Birch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! I'll just go off and drive my ford

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds about right since 2007

    Rainyrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...you can't get disappointed if you don't expect anything right?

    #54

    Christmas Harms

    Christmas Harms

    HereIsPlatosMan Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has Christmas done to you? Come on!

    #55

    Happy Justin Birthday

    Happy Justin Birthday

    cm__69 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand the 7 is backwards, to boot.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's an upsidedown and backwards 'L'

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations to Justin for making it to his Clerks birthday!

    Lisa Edwardsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake was made by "Bare Minimum Joe".

    #56

    The Important Are Not Most Things In Life Things

    The Important Are Not Most Things In Life Things

    redfaro Report

    iblewsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profundity is strong with this one!

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else bothered the sign is off center?

    #58

    They If Were You're Crazy A Bird About I'm Each A Bird Other

    They If Were You're Crazy A Bird About I'm Each A Bird Other

    bznein Report

    #59

    Found In My World History Class

    Found In My World History Class

    TheFrogLord_ Report

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You back what putin? No, don't back up putin!

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the poster that says "Sentence structure is important!"

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it up to our education!

    #60

    Hard And Believe, Work In Your Dreams

    Hard And Believe, Work In Your Dreams

    afqdwd Report

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to work in my dreams now, where can I ever be free?

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even read the other way it makes no sense. Hard work and in your believe dreams?

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The night I work in my dreams is the last night I sleep

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    #61

    Lipre Svolu Tickon

    Lipre Svolu Tickon

    xXlordlord69Xx Report

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew those ‘sticks would’ve gone rogue!

    Daman dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lipstick revolution...this one took me a bit

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do, then you clean it up missy.

    #62

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    Free Artificial Colours, From Flavours & Preservatives

    0sureal Report

    #63

    Ptes Utr Or Pmos Opm?

    Ptes Utr Or Pmos Opm?

    Instant-Noods Report

    Rowan/Vin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me to long to read. For anyone else struggling to figure what it actually says. It says putters or pompoms

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a little sexism to get that baby all labeled and boxed into your expectations.

    CJ Slays🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically that's like pigpen code or something i don't remember what it's called

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you wonder why blondes get a bad wrap?

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bad wrap"??? How do you mean that? Maybe a "bad rap"?

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    #64

    Normal Isn’t Jesus, Coming Back… Is

    Normal Isn’t Jesus, Coming Back… Is

    fifty6spades Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t decide if it’s supposed to be. “Normal isn’t Jesus. Coming back…is”, or “Normal coming. Isn’t back. Jesus…is”.

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's supposed to be "Normal isn't coming back.....Jesus is"

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: Normal come and take it. Isn't Jesus driving too me. Coming back... is my scares.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gibberish writing is only the cherry on the cake, whats more concerning are the two stickers, which can be read correctly. (Or maybe not so concerning when you live in the US)

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love all these people who are so happy about this. If you believe it, it literally mans Armageddon and I think a lot of people think they're going to heaven who aren't.

    Amanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he did come back…

    #65

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

    reddit.com Report

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do this!? If you have an important message, make it easy to convey.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone actually got paid to create this mess.

    #67

    Even The Longest Of Eventually Will Days Eventually Come

    Even The Longest Of Eventually Will Days Eventually Come

    lexiebeef Report

    #68

    Free You Food Pick

    Free You Food Pick

    nomathnot Report

    #69

    M Body, Y Rights, M Choice, Y Life?

    M Body, Y Rights, M Choice, Y Life?

    jasonngman Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y life (read it out loud)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is from a song? pronounced: Mmm body... Y' rights... Mmm choice... Y' life...

    #70

    Mandate Vax Pass Freedom Pointless

    Mandate Vax Pass Freedom Pointless

    DazzlingCopy8500 Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are the Vaxpass! You will be assimilated! Freedom is pointless!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freedom = vax passes irrelevant

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    #71

    We The Are The Future Future

    We The Are The Future Future

    peeANDpoop_mixed Report

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the future-the future, future (the real one, waaayyy out there!)

    #72

    Gameover

    Gameover

    dontevenlikeavacados Report

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just read it the way it's supposed to be read and be happy for Grant, kay?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gameover Grant, Yay! Cancer won! Poor Grant...

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't stop laughing over the yay, LOL!

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancer vs Grant saga: the epic beginning. Coming to a gamestop near you

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game over Grant. Cancer (yay) won????

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok really? This one isn’t bad at all. It makes perfect sense? Y’all are choosing to read this incorrectly.

    #73

    Life Is By Pool Better The

    Life Is By Pool Better The

    jonassus Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You left out a word.”Life is by pool. Better the jumper”.

    #74

    Take Hunger Give Shame Hope Judgement

    Take Hunger Give Shame Hope Judgement

    FaagenDazs Report

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Feel shame and hope for (the final) judgement" basically my life

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    #75

    Building One At A America Load Time

    Building One At A America Load Time

    shooter6684 Report

    #76

    Truckers Empty Mandate Shelves

    Truckers Empty Mandate Shelves

    trogwander Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they making the truckers empty the shelves, haven't they done enough already?

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happened to the equals sign?

    #77

    In Baby Car

    In Baby Car

    uwantsumphuck Report

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is making fun of the driver for being in a baby car.

    #79

    I Heard You're A Turning Rumour 13!

    I Heard You're A Turning Rumour 13!

    Jaikus Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't look a day over 20

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard you're a rumor...... turning 130.

    #80

    My Local Football Club With An Interesting Message

    My Local Football Club With An Interesting Message

    OneMooreTune Report

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a love-hate relationship with the football racism

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    #81

    Home The Is Where Dog Is

    Home The Is Where Dog Is

    patchy_22 Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been all over and I still can't find Home the dog!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Home the bone. Is where dog”. Wait, what?

    #82

    On My Hotel Wall, Took A Minute

    On My Hotel Wall, Took A Minute

    AtomicMidMod Report

    #83

    Yferc Ooxie Uope Rden

    Yferc Ooxie Uope Rden

    Barbonetor Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the name of Elon Musk's next child?

    #84

    Stand With Stop Ukraine Putin

    Stand With Stop Ukraine Putin

    Bratpotato Report

    #86

    Take Trump The Did Shot

    Take Trump The Did Shot

    SeaOdeEEE Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some drumpf would say in a speech. But only on one of his more coherent days.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks you can have him

    #87

    Footballers Its The Dropping Vax

    Footballers Its The Dropping Vax

    RollTimeCC Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Anti-Vaxer's are so wise

    #88

    Stop My Staring Light At Saber

    Stop My Staring Light At Saber

    NotSoVertical Report

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the fabric actually glows all the creeps out there would be rushing to buy this

    CookieCrump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (me thinking if this was a good idea)

    Doglover
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #89

    Do Thank Not You Use

    Do Thank Not You Use

    chrispmorgan Report

    #90

    It Doesn't Make Sense To Me!

    It Doesn't Make Sense To Me!

    wocK_ Report

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love and friends welcome laughter and fare where?

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love laughter and friends are welcome here. How hard was that?

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    #91

    Toilet Martin Paper Parr Aka My Favourite Artist

    Toilet Martin Paper Parr Aka My Favourite Artist

    MayD1e Report

    #92

    Don’t Speak Up!

    Don’t Speak Up!

    Ncnrator Report

    #93

    Happiness Cotton On A Stick Candy

    Happiness Cotton On A Stick Candy

    gl00mywillows Report

    Jamppa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could use some happines cotton..☹

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness cotton... sounds very drug like. I would try it. 10/10

    #94

    Today Day Is A To Be Perfect Happy

    Today Day Is A To Be Perfect Happy

    GigiSanITA Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the awesome frame work! Perfect!

    #95

    Ndc Eoa Xof Tre

    Ndc Eoa Xof Tre

    SPaetur Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk's next kids name... never gets old, LOL! Last one I promise!

    #96

    Shovels Its Ice Melt All Heaters Here Snow Blower

    Shovels Its Ice Melt All Heaters Here Snow Blower

    I-AM-TheSenate Report

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shovels its ice. Melt all heaters here. Snow blower.

    Smalltoid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like this is missing the last line of a haiku.

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    #97

    #smells Wine Like Spirit

    #smells Wine Like Spirit

    AccordingSquirrel0 Report