54 Jokes That Grammar Nerds Will Understand

Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs. It is an interjection! Help! A thief!

Love it.

A little comma saves a little life.

.... and wait until we get to the apostrophe!!

... let is eat kids?

D***s are a con in my books..

meh. it's not like they used the word c**k. They used the diminutive of Richard. How can you be offended by Richard?

Hillarious!

That sentence needs more than a comma to make it less psychotic.

At least they never get dirty...

Haha!

Hahaha that is awesome

There are no Disabled elderly pregnant children: they're children

You might read David Crystal on the place of layout and spacing in the hierarchy of punctuation.

There is a sign on a door leading out to the back garden in the building where I live that reads, "This door is alarmed from 9:00 p.m to 7:00 a.m.. " They don't, of course, explain why it's never alarmed in the morning or afternoon... ;-)

AHAHA! Nice trolling

Once it rings, twice it clinks, and three times it stinks. I've seen this more than three times. It really stinks.

You start with the letter g. It's like the q only the tail goes the other direction. Next, you write two of the letter o. They are circles. You finish with the letter d. It's a mirror image of the letter b. You have now written good.

Seeing this for the first time here & wish it could be published everywhere that our generational crop of present millennia can easily access & read it... it might help clarify their sometimes muddled general linguistic perspectives!

Apart from the unfunniness, there are those who believe points 2 and 3 might be good advice. They're not. Winston Churchill demolished point 2 referring to it as a piece of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put. Secondly, re 3, if the passive voice were to be avoided, it would have died out. As it is, it is a vital part of English.

Shouldn't the title be "How to write well" not "good"?

Maybe he was referring to her pretty heart

Litrally me xD

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It is not an adjective. It's a determiner.

We have at least one friend who's both...

para los amantes de los gatos

i don't get it :(

Cute!

i told them to hire taller ones but they said they were too tall..

"There own problems"? I hope that's a joke as well.

Their own problem , not there own problem

This is why I carry a bottle of Wite Out or Liquid Paper with me.

There's a business not far from where I live, which services (their spelling) "pools, spa's, and decks." Apparently somebody told them that consonants don't require an apostrophe for the plural, but vowels do. *Headdesk*