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The distinction between "you're" and "your" might not look like much to some, but confusing the two can deeply annoy those of us who value good grammar. While we do understand that learning a second language is a hard job, these comma usage mistakes or spelling errors happen even to the native speakers. That, in turn, can either make the recipient laugh or miss your message entirely. Following the rules of English grammar makes your texts clearer and more respectable.

Learning the difference between homophones like "horde" and "hoard" will also help you stay out of trouble with the grammar police. We suggest checking out this list of grammar jokes, so you know how to stay on their good side!

#1

Help A Thief

Help A Thief

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VirginiaJolly
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10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs. It is an interjection! Help! A thief!

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    The Importance Of Commas

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    #6

    This Door Is Alarmed

    This Door Is Alarmed

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    VirgilWilliams
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a sign on a door leading out to the back garden in the building where I live that reads, "This door is alarmed from 9:00 p.m to 7:00 a.m.. " They don't, of course, explain why it's never alarmed in the morning or afternoon... ;-)

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    #7

    For All You Grammar Nazis Out There

    For All You Grammar Nazis Out There

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    VirginiaJolly
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it rings, twice it clinks, and three times it stinks. I've seen this more than three times. It really stinks.

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    #8

    Your Pretty

    Your Pretty

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    NathalieCox
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was referring to her pretty heart

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    #9

    Catholic Meeting

    Catholic Meeting

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    IanOsmond
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have at least one friend who's both...

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    #10

    Hire Taller Staff Cause I Need A Taco!

    Hire Taller Staff Cause I Need A Taco!

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    #11

    Grammar Nazis Have There Own Problems

    Grammar Nazis Have There Own Problems

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    BiankaNagy
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There own problems"? I hope that's a joke as well.

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    #12

    The Curse Of High Apostrophe Intelligence

    The Curse Of High Apostrophe Intelligence

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    BruceBottomley
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I carry a bottle of Wite Out or Liquid Paper with me.

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    #13

    Grammar Is Important, Kids

    Grammar Is Important, Kids

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    YuriLee
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like saying: i saw my friends, bugs, and birds. I saw my friends, Bugs and Birds.

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    #14

    Grammar Nazis Might Have A Point

    Grammar Nazis Might Have A Point

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    #15

    Dear Internet, Grammar Matters

    Dear Internet, Grammar Matters

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    EloCasey
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow did you really missed the pun ? That's sad

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    #16

    The Games Get Pretty Crazy At English Teachers' Parties

    The Games Get Pretty Crazy At English Teachers' Parties

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    #18

    Dessert Island

    Dessert Island

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    #19

    Grammar Nazi Hunters

    Grammar Nazi Hunters

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    #20

    Ancient Grammar Police

    Ancient Grammar Police

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    TashaHarris
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite often end a sentence flipping the bird !

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    #21

    Grammar Snob

    Grammar Snob

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    IdaSteen(Imezia)
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar nazis would never add a non-capital letter to an all-capital phrase though.

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    #22

    Let's Slow Down

    Let's Slow Down

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    JenniferSafrey
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "We'd better". :)

    ViktoriaUhlin
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even better: "we should better slow down". Shortenings are used too much these days...

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    TomSaintObie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please decide where to put the capitals and commas:" he helped his uncle jack off his horse."

    Disney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    battle between Mr. Comma and Mr. Full Stop. 🤣🤣

    dougdoug
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one gunna mention the "Let is slow down for a second here."?

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    #23

    Coasters For Grammar Lover

    Coasters For Grammar Lover

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    click the buy now button and you can buy these for real

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    #24

    Grammar Pirates

    Grammar Pirates

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    #25

    My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

    My English Teachers Response To A Grammar Nazi

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    UshasiDutta
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My English *Teacher's* Response To A Grammar Nazi" :P

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    #27

    Jury Of English Majors

    Jury Of English Majors

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    DariaB
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one, but it is really a matter of dialect.

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    #28

    Preposition

    Preposition

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    MariaLouisaAmaliaDianaSukowati
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's not only me who feels the urge to write grammatically correct comments with correct punctuation and capitalisation here? :D

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    #29

    Commas Matter

    Commas Matter

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i m prpsly doong wursr gremr then usul cz its ths

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    I Enjoy Eating My Cat Mug

    I Enjoy Eating My Cat Mug

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    #35

    A Lesson From The Grammar Nazi

    A Lesson From The Grammar Nazi

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    Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct

    Yes, A Winky Face Is Correct

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    AshleyLaurens
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Independent clauses. If they were complete sentences there wouldn't be a semi-colon joining them.

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    Commas Save Lives T-shirt

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    Grammar Police

    Grammar Police

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    BruceMardle
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My locality has recently sprouted several signs that read "diversion for over weight vehicles". Damn it, 'overweight' is 1 word! I might have to go round with an indelible marker and add hyphens. That'd be an improvement.

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    #39

    Apostrophe Man

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    You Know You’re In Too Deep When You Start Laughing About Your Uni’s Grammar Jokes

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    Jay Cee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cactuses is also an acceptable plural.

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    When English Majors Marry

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    Roommate Is About To Learn A Valuable Lesson In Grammar

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    Relationship Tip: Achieve Honest Compliments Through Clever Comma Usage

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    Who / Whom

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