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For all you people with perfect 20/20 vision, you’re lucky, because wearing glasses isn’t fun, and for those of us who do… well, the everyday problems accumulating masses of jokes about glasses is just too real.

Day-in-day-out, we experience the battle of having to swap them with sunglasses and not being able to see in sunny weather. When we enter a warm room, our lenses steam up, and we can’t see. Oh, and that also happens when we have a hot drink. Then there’s making out with another person who wears glasses (see, the clash of the arms and the lenses), and you haven’t experienced true horror until you wake up, and can’t find your glasses because they’ve fallen down the side of your bed. You can’t see them, because you have all the visual capacity of a bat. These might seem like funny problems to some, but the struggle is very real.

To highlight the plight of the bespectacled, Bored Panda has found some of the funniest glasses jokes and the most relatable memes that show the struggles of wearing goggles.

Having eye problems does not mean we have problems understanding these funny jokes. And remember that wearing a pair can make you at least 10 percent smarter. We can take comfort in that… right?

#1

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

The Perks Of Bad Eyesight

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Jamal W
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

xD serves them right!! Great come back!!

Dżoana Kałuża
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I look better with glasses on! At least they cover up dark circles under my eyes a little. And adds +20 IQ. Actually I think I look great in glasses. Why am I the only one who thinks that? :<

Charlotte
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People forget that glasses are an piece of medical equipment used to treat a disability. An ability-aid that is so common and successful we've forgotten that's what it is. Telling someone they'd look better without glasses is like telling someone with a prosthetic leg that they'd look better without that.

Jennifer Tarnow
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*notes this comeback down for future use*

Meera Shalini
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha.... omg..... but im so show off because i hv perfect vision and no glasses for me... lol

Zuila
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends and family says I look weird without my glasses. And I love my glasses! They are inseparable part of me.

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    #2

    The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

    The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses

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    Jamal W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wear glasses, but this post made me feel the pain of those who do lmao

    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stand the tiniest little smudge on my glasses! I can see that s**t!

    Kath Whathername
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when there was a Freon leak at a store I worked at. Everyone with glasses kept taking them off and wiping them because of the misty fog. Could not stop laughing

    Cheesybeansy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to laugh but that's just too real :(

    Uni N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm sry i laughed last text made me crack

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHA I can relate to this! Also, when you can see the dirty marks on your glasses after you have cleaned them repeatedly for like 10 minutes! Annoying!

    Kath Whathername
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Freon leak at a store I worked at. Everyone with glasses kept taking them off and wiping their lenses because of the misty fog. Could not stop laughing.

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about why they kept the store open when there was a freon leak!!

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    Azure Fwg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hands were itching to wipe my glasses when I saw the blurred pics XD

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    #3

    A Wild Concept

    A Wild Concept

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    Milko Marinov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wearing glasses for like 7-8 years of my 22 year long (so far) life...I've really forgotten what it's like to not wear glasses. First time I put on contacts I was like "Woah, it's like seeing with my own eyes again!" :D

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! EXACT same situation here. I first put my contacts on, and was like "what sorcery IS this?!". Haven't looked back (pun maybe intended) since...

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    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! my brother, unlike i, has perfect vision and i am always marveling like you can see THOSE numbers from over THERE? how can you SEE so FAR without having so do that weird one-eyed squint?

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the idea that someone has not had to pay money for sight blows my mind and someone who's had glasses since childhood

    Teresa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i never thought about this, it blows my mind!

    Dog
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i feel sad for that person...

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry... their time will come later in life when they want to read.... 😈

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    #4

    The Problem With 3D Movies

    The Problem With 3D Movies

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    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing when you have to wear safety glasses! It's great being made to feel doubly nerdy...

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! Wearing my giant chemistry safety goggles over my glasses for chem lab really sealed the deal

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    Sylvia Ow Yang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine trying to keep that 3D glasses on when you have a very short nose.

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sincerest apologies if this sounds insensitive, I didn't mean it to, but that mental image (coupled with the actual image of your profile pic) is simply hilarious! XD

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    Sandra Schirm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you just go to see the movie in 3D because you want to watch it with your friends but you actually are not able to see 3D effects because of your bad eyes ....

    Lindsey Craddock
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate having to do that! Then I have to retrain my A. D. D. to not focus on the awkward 2nd pair of glasses I have on so I can actually enjoy the movie!

    Pia Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this out when new glasses make your nose tickle (not kidding). You never go to see a 3d movie!

    Bronwen Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence why I steer clear of 3D movies

    kytetiger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3D lenses from Kinepolis that i can clip on to my glasses, it changes everything!

    kytetiger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kind -> https://www.facebook.com/ClapYeah/photos/a.267322410018751.63809.262982743786051/920142248070094

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me when I absolutely need to wear sunglasses while driving but I'm not wearing my contacts that day. At least my sunglasses mostly cover my glasses frames.

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    #5

    Foggy Glasses

    Foggy Glasses

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking into a warm house after a walk in the cold. Yep, been there.

    Lulu Castillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can either breath or see, can’t do both at the same time.

    _ txhru
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you while I’m at school I can’t read what it says on the board because of this

    BluestarIsAwesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Plus, my glasses are super loose, they slip down my mask.

    Alex T
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit me hard. Be tryin to see the board at school- put on my glasses- they fog up within .0001 seconds

    Isabella Quinn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening the oven to check on your food. Or opening the dishwasher right after it finishes the drying cycle

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a mask with a nose-wire can help stop this, or you can try using micropore (medical) tape to seal the top of the mask (just be careful of the delicate skin around the eyes).

    Angel853910
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually hate this, it happened to me today and it was only a 2 min walk home from the store where I got my glasses

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    #6

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or opening a hot dishwasher, or coming in from the cold.

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or getting out of your warm car on a freezing winters day!

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or opening an oven, draining pasta.... I hate it.

    Robin Rush
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or draining pasta from hot water. Or potatoes or ANYTHING WITH FREAKIN STEAM. OR WALKING OUT OF THE WALKIN COOLER AT WORK

    Naomi Vergara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a hack about this the other day. Rub dawn dish soap on the lenses and let dry for 15 minutes. Then wipe of with a dry cloth. Supposed to be a barrier to prevent this....

    SUSHI.BATGURL
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me everyday when I open the microwave,oven,etc.

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    #7

    No Chill

    No Chill

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    Aegon VI Targaryen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate this, i can't lie on my side at all on the sofa to watch tv or for whatever. :/

    Kay Howarth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this problem when I'm trying to read my e-reader in bed 😕

    Amber Weninger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing great about getting old is that now I have to take my glasses off to read up close. No more skewed glasses messing with bedtime resding! I'm still screwed for watching tv laying down though 😕

    Tamara Kedves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even notice it now, after 14 years xD

    Tania Woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog chewed my glasses and one arm came off. Great for lying down but only on the left.

    RaynaRay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fold the pillow underneath by the side your glasses are. Let your face just hang off while supported by the pillow. Took me years to fto

    Fatemeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once that I lied on the sofa I fell asleep with my glasses on and when I woke up its earpiece was broken from the joint :( after wearing those glasses for 5 years it was just like a part of my soul was broken :'( Fortunately it was fixed later and I won't do this again!(which it is hard not do! :) )

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    #8

    You Must Be Blind

    You Must Be Blind

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm not wearing them for a fashion statement, Jack rabbit!

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR, it's super annoying I'm like "yeah thanks for the compliment be glad I can't see you or I'd be giving you an annoyed glare"

    Amanda Ric
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People get headaches when they try mine on.

    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! IKR!! Glasses don't even work if you're blind!

    TheHerplover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is when someone says "oh wow this helps a lot" it's like THE CHANCES OF HAVING THE SAME PRESCRIPTION ARE SOOOO LOW and when u tell them that their like "no ur dumb that's not how glasses work"

    Violetta Bal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the remark about how they dont understand how i can see with them always makes me wonder maybe i should surround myself with different people ;-)

    Baenjolras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It became so frequent that now I warn people before they put my glasses on, not my fault thsy like my frame so much

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    #9

    Just Look For Them

    Just Look For Them

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    Leo Hunt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know how that feels like!! its like WTF "deep down inside i really wanna kick your a*s"

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when you choose new frames and you just guess what they look like on your face until you go to pick them up. Then you say:Wow! They do look good no the lady is perplexed. Stupid lady! You buy them blind!

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! Some opticians have a camera & screen set up so you can snap a pic, then put your old frames back on to look at the picture. Others have virtual try-on on their websites, using a scan of your face. Personally, since phone cameras got good, I prefer the "take a s**t-load of selfies" approach!

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    Marvel Monster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I stress out SO much over losing my glasses, only to realise that I'm wearing them

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the worst when you have an extremely high script and you have to be one inch from anything to see.

    Amanda Al-Atiyyat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once argued with my husband one morning and threw my glasses at him. He put them in the nightstand drawer. I tried finding them, asked my kids to help. Wound up staying in bed all day until almost dinner time. He gave in and gave them to me. I even looked there several times. LOL

    Amanda Al-Atiyyat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have remembered my first daughters birth. After over 20 hrs of labor, got frustrated with my glasses slipping down my nose, threw them across the room. Fast forward 2 hours, nobody could find them before she was born. I was freaking out because without glasses, she looked like she was missing her lower jaw. I was crying (everyone thought from joy/relief) and couldn't get attention because everyone was excited and checking on the baby. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I lose my glasses I still try to grab them from where I think they are to help me find them.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velma: my glasses! My glasses! I can't find my glasses!

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a seeing eye dog to do so!

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    #10

    The Unrealistic Part

    The Unrealistic Part

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    Tamara Kedves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks that nobody wears glasses in Hogwarts but Harry? o.O

    David Gallagher
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McGonagall wears glasses, and even when she turns into a cat she has white patches where the glasses are. Dumbledore also wears glasses, and Trelawney, and Ron's brother Percy (in the books at least), as well as Ron's dad. Rita Skeeter wears them too, but only to read/write. Harry's father also wore glasses all his life - that's where Harry "inherited" his bad eyesight. The ghost-student Myrtle in the girls' bathroom also wore glasses and was bullied for them. I'm sure there are more...

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    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the fact that no one stole them and asked how many fingers they were holding up.

    Yassie Odango
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in Book 7 when they all turned into Harry when they fetched him from Privet Drive Hermione commented on how terrible his eye sight was...

    Lee Hardy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a wizard who couldnt give himself 20/20 vision, if i was a wizard that would be the first thing i would do.

    Lissy Greenfield
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in the last film in the series when Hermionie uses polyjuice to turn into him she complained about his eyesight

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually never thought of this but come to think of it that's super true

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    #11

    A Whole New Person

    A Whole New Person

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    Lorraine Saunders
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If children in my class see me without glasses, invariably the comment is "Miss S. your eyes!" I am not sure what this means.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. So cute! I love the innocence (and brutal honesty) of children.

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    Paula Mattila
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One halloween I went to work (a playschool) wearing a Piglet costume, without my glasses which I normally wear all the time. Many of the kids looked at me really funny, almost as if they did not recognize me. When I asked one of them if I look funny, she replied, Yes, you're not wearing your glasses!

    Samantha McPhee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I take my glasses off all my classmates scream in fake horror and beg me to put them back on

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear glasses, since 1st grade. But I complain about that being his disguise. When my friends react like that, is when I wear contacts or straighten my curls.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only a thing if you wear bold frames. I wear frames that disappear on my face. No one has ever noticed the days I wear contacts vs glasses.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My glasses broke just as went into lockdown so I have been wearing my old prescription ones from over two years ago. My husband hasn't noticed yet 30 days in lockdown

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been wearing them for so long, nobody notices when I get a new pair.

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    Kath Whathername
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when they see you with glasses for the first time "omg, wow! you look really awesome now".... um thanks...?

    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!

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    #12

    Searching For Misplaced Glasses

    Searching For Misplaced Glasses

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    Sue Werner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh out loud for real, and then snort my ginger ale, as it wasn't a one-chortle chuckle.

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is THE worst thing about wearing glasses - when you lose your glasses, you need your glasses so that you can find your glasses. So when you wake up and you've knocked them off the bedside table overnight - arrgghh!

    JoJo The Otaku Potato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Talking to electric fan* "We'll talk about this later..."

    Roy Tumimomor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LAUGH SO HARD, took me 10 minutes+ to overcome the 'funniness' and write this comment. Still laughing tho :D:D:D

    Pavel Nekoranec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, now I thinking if Melania Trump suppose to wear glasses cause she always look suspicious of everything :D

    Izzy Spence
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yes!! And you're on your tippy toes... I never realised we look like cartoon character snoops

    Billie Davis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard I farted😂😂

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    #13

    When Rain Is Pain

    When Rain Is Pain

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    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don't glasses come with windshield wipers?

    Ania Wjtn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked myself this question about 24 years ago when I had to go 2 km to school in heavy rain. I remember this till now because I promissed myself to invent such glasses when I become adult. And now I have been adult for almost 14 years and still have problem during rainy days...

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fogginess that comes with it, or moving from indoor to outdoor and your glasses fogging up, or just being overheated. #Annoying

    Amy Tilling
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing worse than rain is tears! If you let them dry you end up with salt patches!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my biggest hatred. I loathe it! And for years my best friend would wonder why I am so fond of umbrealls and not just wear rain jacket. -_-

    Manuela Bulgaro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then when you wiped the rain off it gets super blurry

    Tamara Kedves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or snows.... or it's foggy, cold, or windy :DD

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a boonie hat around all the time just to avoid this.

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    #14

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it better before you change the bulb or after? Before? Or after?

    Deborah R.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick, that's hysterical and brilliant! Perfect optom-lingo. Well done.

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    Samantha Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I laffed out loud then. Brilliant!!

    Kath Whathername
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told that to my optometrist, wasn't sure if he like me better before or after.... before... or after...

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or do they seem to flip them too quickly. My eyes haven't even adjusted to the first, and flip!

    Rhys Cernunnos
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 and that is only after their prescriptions for each other come in.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to get when you don't wear glasses.

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    #15

    Ripped Out Hair

    Ripped Out Hair

    spookiest-scully Report

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse is when you catch SOMEONE ELSE'S hair in your hinges! Like, I was going to give you a hug, but instead I'll give you pain and wispy bits.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the big red dents in the sides of noses.

    Krisztina Katzer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one, but that's most painful one

    Maria Kurfurst
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens more often than not. I think l have bald patch on my temples.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that problem with the pegs of my cello.

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    #16

    That's Enough Seeing For One Day

    That's Enough Seeing For One Day

    dajo42 Report

    Solrac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Taking your glasses off is a good way to choose not to see and disconnect from the world.

    Robin Childers
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does the same thing with his hearing aids. I think he likes his own little silent world better.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [ takes off glasses at home, oh look I don't have to dust now ]

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    #17

    Glasses vs. Contacts

    Glasses vs. Contacts

    badbanana Report

    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also rather difficult to CHEW on your contacts, so that people know you're in deep thought.

    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, i literally pictured poking my eyes with 2 fingers at once and casually popping out the lenses :D

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! Laughed SO hard just imagining someone doing this!

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to push them down lower on my nose and give calculating stares. My sister calls it "the glasses look"

    Michelle Benson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the people at school call it the "librarian glare"

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    _ txhru
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you say?! *dramatically removes glasses*

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    #18

    The Lightshow

    The Lightshow

    Jenni_Hein Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or after 8 hours of wearing the contacts because they're starting to stick to your eyes

    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda fun for a while if your not driving

    Caoimhe_Snowleopard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone without glasses/contacts sees like the picture on the right. Only some people see lights with lines like that and others just see the light with no line through it. It's to do with the shape of your eyes

    Chantakrise Bin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo on the right is still too sharp. My vision is more blurred... I guess I have worse eyesight :/

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or I wish my eyesight were as good as the person's on the left

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    #19

    Instantly Smart

    Instantly Smart

    cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle Report

    Neeha Shaikh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, fetus rape??? Who even molests someone who's yet to be born?!!!

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    Madeline Shafer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends said i looked smart when i got a pair of uv glasses

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need stronger glasses then.

    #20

    How I See vs. How They Think I See

    How I See vs. How They Think I See

    Itsmattroot Report

    Kenadee Bickford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. I don't know how many times my friends have asked "how many fingers is there?"

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would always say "Idk put it closer to ur face" then use their hand to smack them for being stupid!

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    Billie Davis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one is actually how I really see!! I have double vision 😄

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People used to do that in primary/elementary school haha

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    #21

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    sultryserpent Report

    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, the fabulous cotton t-shirts of my husband...

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My mom embarrassed me to tears one day. She actually had the nerve to pull my shirt up (3 mm) in front of my friends in high school to clean her glasses. Ah, the teenage years.

    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally will hand my glasses to a friend and say, “wipe these on your shirt”

    Danielle Hannah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally made my dad clean my glasses on his shirt last time I saw him...because his shirt was better 😂

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the number of strange looks I have gotten from people...

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    #22

    Glass Cleaning 101

    Glass Cleaning 101

    LenfantSausage Report

    Richard Pickman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to clean the glasses is to wash them with soap and then dry and clean them with clean tissue or toilet paper.

    Ed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Toilet paper and tissue is abrasive! Always use a soft cotton or microfiber cloth.

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    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used my glasses cleaner for many, many years, until middle or high school. Now it is more emergency use or simply soap and water.

    Ella Mowery
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it was like a week later. Ha

    Christoph Rohl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum just licks them clean like an absolute madman

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homemade glasses cleaner and soft towel squares.

    Margaret Trueman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing glasses eventually rots the hinges and then they break.

    Abbigail Shepard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hold mine under a faucet then dry them with my lens cloth

    Urie Llama
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand sanitizer works great to clean glasses

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    #23

    Wearing Glasses For The First Time

    Wearing Glasses For The First Time

    LisaCim Report

    Tez M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I near drove into the back of someone at a stop light cause I was too busy staring at the tree thinking "OMG!!! Look at those leaves!!!!!"

    SylvaCrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first got my glasses it was like suddenly my world was in HD. I never realised how much detail I was missing.

    Ellen Hardman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems to be a universal sentiment! Myself and my kids--when we got glasses, we all said that same thing about leaves on the trees.

    Eva Olausson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first experience too. Still to this day, trees are the first thing I look for when I get new glasses.

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so tired at the end of the day…just from LOOKING!

    Bistra Vladimirova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the carpet has flowers :). Priceless!

    Linda Campbell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - That's exactly what happened when I was 11. I always thought trees were big green blobs. I knew what leaves looked like if I held one. I remember it was a whole new world.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seing the moon for the first time as not just a shapeless white blob

    TheHerplover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR When I got glasses for the first time I kept taking them on and off it was liketrees blobs trees not blobs, trees blobs, trees not blobs...

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my glasses. When I got them back the floor magically cleaned itself.

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    #24

    They're Always There

    They're Always There

    winniekin Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I've done that, even reached to take them off, and then I look around to make sure no one just saw me reach for glasses that weren't there

    Petra Madsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I accidentally pressed on your profile =^.^=

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    Sara Snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought id left them in my pool class and stood up in a panic until I reached for my face and remembered that they were RIGHT THERE.

    Noémie Morand
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanx, I feel less alone now ! I always do that when I'm wearing my contacts. And when I'm putting them, I then try to put my glasses as well... awful moment...

    Aegon VI Targaryen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the time. i push my glasses up with my finger via the bridge on my nose, even when its not there, it feels like the sensation when you miss a step on a staircase that you expected to be there :O

    Zarina Tsallagova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing, the cool thing is after 10 years of wearing contacts to try to put them off when not wearing contact already.

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.... how many times do I reach for them when taking off a Tshirt or sweatshirt. Or even try to push them back on my nose... while I'm actually not wearing them.

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad part of wearing contacts rarely. Phantom glasses effect.

    Fiona Delmenico
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I poked myself in the eye while adjusting my ghost glasses

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    #25

    The Problem With Selfies

    The Problem With Selfies

    hanzthegreat Report

    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE glass glare. I mean, we people with glasses already have problems, why can't we at least not have selfie problems

    Jessica Murawski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one needs anti glare to take away from the selfie glare prob! I <3 my crizal lenses!

    Vicki Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one company, they took photos of the new people each month. The photographer asked me to take off my glasses. I refused. If you want a picture of me you take a picture of _me_, not some woman who doesn't wear glasses.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom picture! Just like my fb pic!

    Meaghan O'Mulrain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just get anti reflective coating...

    Dżoana Kałuża
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and get the right light, or else there would be a shade of the frame right on your eyes

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, the pose makes it look more photogenic

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    #26

    This Should Be A Personality Test

    This Should Be A Personality Test

    robo-guy Report

    Fonda Lioness Ambrosia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do nr 6 when my fingers are dirty with food.

    Angelle WEBB
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Saving the cheese flavour on your fingers just after eating Doritos)

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. 6 is Captain Kuro from One Piece.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he do that with just one hand IN FRONT of his eye? I could be wrong, it's been YEARS.

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    Pei-Ying Pan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do #2 when I see someone I don't like and want to subtly give them the finger

    Samantha Manley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 6 is the I have wet nail polish & my glasses are slipping maneuver.

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1, 4 for me. #2 seems stupid, then you get smudges all over your glasses.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's meant to demonstrate just the one finger being used to push the glasses up by the bridge - although it's badly drawn and looks like other fingers are touching the lenses. If you have a dog like mine it's all pointless anyway - he keeps bashing my glasses and now everything looks just slightly wonky.

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    Aegon VI Targaryen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im constantly doing two as they always slip a little. make me look like im going ful nerd. that or i have hatched an evil plan :P

    StarDust
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 6: I've seen Kuro do that Ten points to anyone who gets this!

    Misaki Chan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daria B mentioned it in her comment. :P One Piece anyone?

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is number 6 for when you are cooking and your fingers are covered in something?

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    #27

    Nerds vs. Fashionistas

    Nerds vs. Fashionistas

    acciokji Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horrible black-rimmed plastic glasses that I wore from the age of 7 contributed to my introverted nature because everyone laughed at me wearing them, everyone said they were ugly. And now they're FASHIONABLE? Modern world, I will not forgive you for this!

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or when they tell you: You look so intelligent with your glasses on. So when I'm NOT wearing them I look like a dumb@ss?

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a veeeery dated stereotype..

    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake glasses look better because they don't make your eyes look smaller

    Victoria Jolley
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    I wear fake glasses lol well sorta i had a pair of my moms glasses that weren't that strong and i wore them like for a while an my eyes adjusted to them

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    #28

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    H2OhShxt Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u see a blurry appendage that's going side to side, Tis a dog.

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Or a very short cyclist waving (extremely) enthusiastically at you

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    Daisy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I saw my cat but when I put on my glasses it was a pillow with a wand toy on it...

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the sauna : is that a man or a woman?...I can't tell.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lamp post or tree. Don't ask.

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    #29

    Forever Squinting

    Forever Squinting

    airaagee Report

    Barbara Delahunty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have prescription sunglasses but it's a pain changing back and forth... And feels rude if I leave the normal ones in the car by mistake!

    Saima Nisbet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've walked into the supermarket a few times with my normal specs in the car and just had to walk around like I think I'm an international pop star (that's a joke about Big Brother UK series one where a guy said he liked sunglasses for that reason), otherwise it'd take me forever to do the shopping.

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    Petru Mateescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have glasses that turn into sunglasses at uv light

    Violetta Bal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always bummed about this cause the ones u can get with prescription glasses arent nearly as nice as the ones i want to wear

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prescription sunglasses.

    Vicki Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo-gray (aka "Transitions") lenses.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had transition lens back in high school but they were super heavy and kept sliding down my nose. Back then , you had to have glass lenses to have them.

    Jessica Muñoz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so torn when the sunglasses clips didn't fit my thicker frames, which I needed when my script got worse. Welcome, transitions.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaas It's sooo annoying, crying on the inside

    Julie Walker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to wear prescription glasses since I started High School. I'm short sighted, but I still wear my Police sunglasses whenever it's even vaguely sunny. They look cool and people will do stuff for me as they think I can see my hand in front of my face without my glasses! 😉😂

    Baenjolras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a single pair of shades and wear them along with my glasses, I just have to fix them from time to time

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    #30

    No Glasses, No Fear

    No Glasses, No Fear

    actual-little-einstein Report

    #31

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    rinmatsuoka Report

    Mateusz Redlin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works better with contact lenses ;)

    Karen Nichols
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell asleep drunk with contact lenses in and woke up with dry, scarlet eyeballs 😄

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    Csilla Szabadi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after 18 years of wearing glasses, there's no way i would be able to fall asleep with them by chance. Contact lenses are a different story tho...

    Baenjolras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time I forgot that I had my contacts on and I put my glasses on, I thought I was next Peter Parker and then faced the cold truth

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah. I don't believe it any more.

    #32

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    tinykinseyscale Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And you walk around with your eyes wide open or half closed trying to see things, all while you think you're going to fall over at any stage because it seems to you that the floor is way too far away and feel tall as hell

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the new ones home, then put them on the next morning. MUCH easier to adjust that way! ...I was in my 40's before I learned that.

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember the pair that made everything look like I was in a fish bowl for awhile.

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    #33

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    ellaharperr Report

    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when, for once, I’m paying attention in class.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer: "Can I try on your underwear?" Actually, wait, don't really say that. It's better to just say, "No, you may not."

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    #34

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    motherfuckingnazgul Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never really know they're dirty until you clean them and then... WOW! New eyes!

    Jeroen de Haas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go to the opticians and they clean my glasses, it's more like from 8bit to 4k..

    #35

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    drewwavyy Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never just forget my glasses. The world is a giant blur without them.

    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is possible to forget your glasses you don't need them.

    Chantakrise Bin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is possible when you are just starting to wear them.

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    STR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and walking into walls because you can't see them

    MonicBlue C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends always tell me that I'm switching on my high beam.

    Happy Ghost
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot to wear glasses to school once. It was on my birthday.

    #36

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    kateordie Report

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    #37

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    kirious_kiri Report

    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Johnny Bravo goes: 'My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!'.

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    #38

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    blvckamare Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they both look the same and you think it's a trick question

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there is no difference and you still can't see anything.

    Karen Nichols
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate getting my eyes tested for the same reason. I feel so stupid when I can't decide 😄

    #39

    Glasses Problems

    Glasses Problems

    castlewheelers Report

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite way to flip people off.

    Bryan Calo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this exactly to people that annoy me. I tell them let me adjust my glasses...but I don't wear glasses 😉

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only way I push up my glasses!

    eleni lela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually her glasses are probably just for fashion. You can tell by the lack of distortion at the edge of the lense. Or her prescrition is like -0,75 , which is almost like you have no myopia at all....

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god, what beautiful eyes!

    Chantakrise Bin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never did what she does so she is wrong... and she is not nearsighted or farsighted...

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that the ugly glasses I used to wear are now being worn by movie stars because they are fashionable. No! They only look good in them because you already know they look great without them! Bitter rant over :)

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    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with this. Moms have special powers for these kinds of situations

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W have more than one kind of blindness. Thanks, Mom!!

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    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyelashes are long enough that they reach the lenses and get them dirty, so just by BLINKING I am smudging them

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be higher up on the list

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    Sophia Wozny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't realize the last column is numbers, tricky bastards

    Risa Lovee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this test once when I was in 4th grade. I was worried I had to get new glasses so I memorized those letters. I got caught though when I skipped a line. The doctor was like, "Did ya memorize or something?!"

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    Dżoana Kałuża
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *When you finally clean them so perfectly you don't know they are on your face*

    Agnes Auxiliatrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so weird when you've worn glasses long enough to the point you sometimes forget you're wearing them, or that you even have them

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've panicked about losing my phone while I was talking on it and texting with it. I think that is slightly more embarrassing since you get used to thinks like glasses.

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't dare move because you know you will step on them

    Karen Nichols
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I answered the door to the electrician wearing my prescription sunglasses and carrying a torch. I didn't tell him why 😄

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it's outside!

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    Saima Nisbet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.theopticalvisionsite.com/history-of-eyewear/the-history-of-windshield-wiper-eyewear/

    Karen Nichols
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And heating (like the back window of a car). Foggy specs are no fun 😄

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then I can not see myself.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a bit of red wine to the mix and ur a movie star!

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    MeiMei M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine with me. For the longest time I wanted to see more models wearing glasses and there's still not enough. You only see models wearing glasses in ads for glasses.

    Pervinca
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you see actors/models with glasses only because they are interpreting the ugly people

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    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah i imagine that all the time i see an object and i don;t wear glasses

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see stuff in a dark room? Wow.

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    Brittany Friedman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting told how good I look with glasses, now I'm afraid to get contacts. Even though I miss them so much.

    STR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want them, wear them. You'll be the prettiest at your happiest

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    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not one of the people who say they don't like my glasses volunteered to go with me to help pick them out!

    Katarina Kay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend told me that I looked like an American Girl Doll without my glasses and I spent the rest of the day putting my glasses on and off.

    Marina Kilada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or saying that I look better WITH glasses on, and that I look too weird without them... *ouch:/

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    Zarina Tsallagova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If u can see itself in the mirror while doing ur makeup, u're already pretty happy. I don't see a thing when using my eyeliner, bcs the eyeliner and my hand occupy the 20cm space between me and mirror I needed to focus, and all's blurry.

    Eddie Scarlett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joy of having to use eyeliner pens at a funny angle because they won't fit between the mirror and your face at a suitable focal distance.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus make-up migrates to glasses.

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    Jul Kute
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i dont wanna pay attention in class i slide them off just like 'i dont wanna be in this world today'

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Something might be sneaking up on me.

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    Sam Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk in backwards. Seriously. My BIL was a pilot and taught me this trick. Works with AC in the summer too.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Been there so many times.

    Andrei Freeman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam, you are. Genius. I am nearly 50 and I think my life just change de for the better.

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are going to get smacked, when she gets there.

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    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Happens to me all the time. Either that or they fly off my face

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    meapthealien
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so annoying people thinking in you have super vision because you were glasses especially scenarios like why are you going to the front of the class to were your notes you have glasses like sure I can use them to see through the tall bloke in front of me.

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    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite game at parties... "wanna try my glasses on and geel drunk without alcohol?"

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad my friends all outgrew this stage.

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    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can't swim in contact lenses either( and then your trainer goes "just watch the line on the ceiling in backstroke", but the only way you can tell the ceiling from "not ceiling" is that "not ceiling" is usually wet(((

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bill for new glasses...

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self. Never loose glasses at crime scene.

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get the sides all greasy, yuck!

    MeiMei M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord give me some mercy to spare

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    Steve Moore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is this how JJ Abrams sees the world ? Certainly explains a lot.

    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Streaky glasses. I see stars.

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, brother with glasses saying three deer on hill over there..(over there half mile away) father no glasses, yup. Me what hill?

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    Meike Henneman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always start crackling at some moment…the coating I mean…makes them blurry like they were constantly dirty…and the more you clean them, the worse it gets!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are clean...but one lens fell out and I lost the damn screw!!

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    Carmen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the same jerks that think it's ok to touch a pregnant stranger's belly 😑

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't work for me anymore, because my eyes are just too messed up. I have had good results with closing one eye and looking through a pinhole formed by the index fingers and thumbs of both hands. I rarely have to use this method, though, because I would have to be high to walk outside without noticing that I am basically blind.

    Sayeef Sayeef
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody just forgets their prescribed glasses at home!!! We're blind without them😂

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    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even worse, "you look so pretty!" well, good to know I look like s**t with something I have to wear on my face if I want to see ANYTHING.

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    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out my dog wasn't a Doberman, he was a Min Pin :/

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    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am i wired case wher my right eye has better than 20/20 but sucks at judging depth my left can see depth just nothing else

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    CR Harvey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have permanent suntans on our retinas.

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you ask them how many middle fingers am I holding up? NOT ENOUGH!

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