For all you people with perfect 20/20 vision, you’re lucky, because wearing glasses isn’t fun, and for those of us who do… well, the everyday problems accumulating masses of jokes about glasses is just too real.
Day-in-day-out, we experience the battle of having to swap them with sunglasses and not being able to see in sunny weather. When we enter a warm room, our lenses steam up, and we can’t see. Oh, and that also happens when we have a hot drink. Then there’s making out with another person who wears glasses (see, the clash of the arms and the lenses), and you haven’t experienced true horror until you wake up, and can’t find your glasses because they’ve fallen down the side of your bed. You can’t see them, because you have all the visual capacity of a bat. These might seem like funny problems to some, but the struggle is very real.
To highlight the plight of the bespectacled, Bored Panda has found some of the funniest glasses jokes and the most relatable memes that show the struggles of wearing goggles.
Having eye problems does not mean we have problems understanding these funny jokes. And remember that wearing a pair can make you at least 10 percent smarter. We can take comfort in that… right?
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The Perks Of Bad Eyesight
I think I look better with glasses on! At least they cover up dark circles under my eyes a little. And adds +20 IQ. Actually I think I look great in glasses. Why am I the only one who thinks that? :<
People forget that glasses are an piece of medical equipment used to treat a disability. An ability-aid that is so common and successful we've forgotten that's what it is. Telling someone they'd look better without glasses is like telling someone with a prosthetic leg that they'd look better without that.
haha.... omg..... but im so show off because i hv perfect vision and no glasses for me... lol
The Pain Of Cleaning Glasses
I cannot stand the tiniest little smudge on my glasses! I can see that s**t!
Reminds me of when there was a Freon leak at a store I worked at. Everyone with glasses kept taking them off and wiping them because of the misty fog. Could not stop laughing
BAHAHAHAHA I can relate to this! Also, when you can see the dirty marks on your glasses after you have cleaned them repeatedly for like 10 minutes! Annoying!
Reminds me of a Freon leak at a store I worked at. Everyone with glasses kept taking them off and wiping their lenses because of the misty fog. Could not stop laughing.
I'm more concerned about why they kept the store open when there was a freon leak!!
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I've been wearing glasses for like 7-8 years of my 22 year long (so far) life...I've really forgotten what it's like to not wear glasses. First time I put on contacts I was like "Woah, it's like seeing with my own eyes again!" :D
Yes! EXACT same situation here. I first put my contacts on, and was like "what sorcery IS this?!". Haven't looked back (pun maybe intended) since...
Load More Replies...the idea that someone has not had to pay money for sight blows my mind and someone who's had glasses since childhood
Don't worry... their time will come later in life when they want to read.... 😈
The Problem With 3D Movies
Same thing when you have to wear safety glasses! It's great being made to feel doubly nerdy...
Yes!! Wearing my giant chemistry safety goggles over my glasses for chem lab really sealed the deal
Load More Replies...Now imagine trying to keep that 3D glasses on when you have a very short nose.
My sincerest apologies if this sounds insensitive, I didn't mean it to, but that mental image (coupled with the actual image of your profile pic) is simply hilarious! XD
Load More Replies...when you just go to see the movie in 3D because you want to watch it with your friends but you actually are not able to see 3D effects because of your bad eyes ....
I hate having to do that! Then I have to retrain my A. D. D. to not focus on the awkward 2nd pair of glasses I have on so I can actually enjoy the movie!
Try this out when new glasses make your nose tickle (not kidding). You never go to see a 3d movie!
I have 3D lenses from Kinepolis that i can clip on to my glasses, it changes everything!
this kind -> https://www.facebook.com/ClapYeah/photos/a.267322410018751.63809.262982743786051/920142248070094
Load More Replies...Also me when I absolutely need to wear sunglasses while driving but I'm not wearing my contacts that day. At least my sunglasses mostly cover my glasses frames.
Foggy Glasses
Opening the oven to check on your food. Or opening the dishwasher right after it finishes the drying cycle
I actually hate this, it happened to me today and it was only a 2 min walk home from the store where I got my glasses
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Or getting out of your warm car on a freezing winters day!
Load More Replies...Or draining pasta from hot water. Or potatoes or ANYTHING WITH FREAKIN STEAM. OR WALKING OUT OF THE WALKIN COOLER AT WORK
I saw a hack about this the other day. Rub dawn dish soap on the lenses and let dry for 15 minutes. Then wipe of with a dry cloth. Supposed to be a barrier to prevent this....
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i hate this, i can't lie on my side at all on the sofa to watch tv or for whatever. :/
Only thing great about getting old is that now I have to take my glasses off to read up close. No more skewed glasses messing with bedtime resding! I'm still screwed for watching tv laying down though 😕
My dog chewed my glasses and one arm came off. Great for lying down but only on the left.
Once that I lied on the sofa I fell asleep with my glasses on and when I woke up its earpiece was broken from the joint :( after wearing those glasses for 5 years it was just like a part of my soul was broken :'( Fortunately it was fixed later and I won't do this again!(which it is hard not do! :) )
You Must Be Blind
Well, I'm not wearing them for a fashion statement, Jack rabbit!
IKR, it's super annoying I'm like "yeah thanks for the compliment be glad I can't see you or I'd be giving you an annoyed glare"
The worst part is when someone says "oh wow this helps a lot" it's like THE CHANCES OF HAVING THE SAME PRESCRIPTION ARE SOOOO LOW and when u tell them that their like "no ur dumb that's not how glasses work"
Yep, the remark about how they dont understand how i can see with them always makes me wonder maybe i should surround myself with different people ;-)
It became so frequent that now I warn people before they put my glasses on, not my fault thsy like my frame so much
Just Look For Them
I like when you choose new frames and you just guess what they look like on your face until you go to pick them up. Then you say:Wow! They do look good no the lady is perplexed. Stupid lady! You buy them blind!
This! Some opticians have a camera & screen set up so you can snap a pic, then put your old frames back on to look at the picture. Others have virtual try-on on their websites, using a scan of your face. Personally, since phone cameras got good, I prefer the "take a s**t-load of selfies" approach!
Load More Replies...Sometimes I stress out SO much over losing my glasses, only to realise that I'm wearing them
It's the worst when you have an extremely high script and you have to be one inch from anything to see.
I once argued with my husband one morning and threw my glasses at him. He put them in the nightstand drawer. I tried finding them, asked my kids to help. Wound up staying in bed all day until almost dinner time. He gave in and gave them to me. I even looked there several times. LOL
Should have remembered my first daughters birth. After over 20 hrs of labor, got frustrated with my glasses slipping down my nose, threw them across the room. Fast forward 2 hours, nobody could find them before she was born. I was freaking out because without glasses, she looked like she was missing her lower jaw. I was crying (everyone thought from joy/relief) and couldn't get attention because everyone was excited and checking on the baby. 🤦🏼♀️
Load More Replies...Whenever I lose my glasses I still try to grab them from where I think they are to help me find them.
The Unrealistic Part
Am I the only one who thinks that nobody wears glasses in Hogwarts but Harry? o.O
McGonagall wears glasses, and even when she turns into a cat she has white patches where the glasses are. Dumbledore also wears glasses, and Trelawney, and Ron's brother Percy (in the books at least), as well as Ron's dad. Rita Skeeter wears them too, but only to read/write. Harry's father also wore glasses all his life - that's where Harry "inherited" his bad eyesight. The ghost-student Myrtle in the girls' bathroom also wore glasses and was bullied for them. I'm sure there are more...
Load More Replies...Or the fact that no one stole them and asked how many fingers they were holding up.
I think in Book 7 when they all turned into Harry when they fetched him from Privet Drive Hermione commented on how terrible his eye sight was...
Actually in the last film in the series when Hermionie uses polyjuice to turn into him she complained about his eyesight
I've actually never thought of this but come to think of it that's super true
A Whole New Person
If children in my class see me without glasses, invariably the comment is "Miss S. your eyes!" I am not sure what this means.
Aw. So cute! I love the innocence (and brutal honesty) of children.
Load More Replies...One halloween I went to work (a playschool) wearing a Piglet costume, without my glasses which I normally wear all the time. Many of the kids looked at me really funny, almost as if they did not recognize me. When I asked one of them if I look funny, she replied, Yes, you're not wearing your glasses!
Every time I take my glasses off all my classmates scream in fake horror and beg me to put them back on
I wear glasses, since 1st grade. But I complain about that being his disguise. When my friends react like that, is when I wear contacts or straighten my curls.
This is only a thing if you wear bold frames. I wear frames that disappear on my face. No one has ever noticed the days I wear contacts vs glasses.
My glasses broke just as went into lockdown so I have been wearing my old prescription ones from over two years ago. My husband hasn't noticed yet 30 days in lockdown
I have been wearing them for so long, nobody notices when I get a new pair.
Load More Replies...Or when they see you with glasses for the first time "omg, wow! you look really awesome now".... um thanks...?
Searching For Misplaced Glasses
Made me laugh out loud for real, and then snort my ginger ale, as it wasn't a one-chortle chuckle.
Load More Replies...That is THE worst thing about wearing glasses - when you lose your glasses, you need your glasses so that you can find your glasses. So when you wake up and you've knocked them off the bedside table overnight - arrgghh!
LAUGH SO HARD, took me 10 minutes+ to overcome the 'funniness' and write this comment. Still laughing tho :D:D:D
Wow, now I thinking if Melania Trump suppose to wear glasses cause she always look suspicious of everything :D
Omg yes!! And you're on your tippy toes... I never realised we look like cartoon character snoops
When Rain Is Pain
I asked myself this question about 24 years ago when I had to go 2 km to school in heavy rain. I remember this till now because I promissed myself to invent such glasses when I become adult. And now I have been adult for almost 14 years and still have problem during rainy days...
Load More Replies...And the fogginess that comes with it, or moving from indoor to outdoor and your glasses fogging up, or just being overheated. #Annoying
Only thing worse than rain is tears! If you let them dry you end up with salt patches!
That is my biggest hatred. I loathe it! And for years my best friend would wonder why I am so fond of umbrealls and not just wear rain jacket. -_-
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Nick, that's hysterical and brilliant! Perfect optom-lingo. Well done.
Load More Replies...Told that to my optometrist, wasn't sure if he like me better before or after.... before... or after...
2 and that is only after their prescriptions for each other come in.
Ripped Out Hair
Don't forget the fingers pinched by hinges and eyes poked by arms too...
Happens more often than not. I think l have bald patch on my temples.
*pauses while picking out hair from glasses to comment*
That's Enough Seeing For One Day
My dad does the same thing with his hearing aids. I think he likes his own little silent world better.
Glasses vs. Contacts
It's also rather difficult to CHEW on your contacts, so that people know you're in deep thought.
Ok, i literally pictured poking my eyes with 2 fingers at once and casually popping out the lenses :D
I like to push them down lower on my nose and give calculating stares. My sister calls it "the glasses look"
the people at school call it the "librarian glare"
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Or after 8 hours of wearing the contacts because they're starting to stick to your eyes
Not everyone without glasses/contacts sees like the picture on the right. Only some people see lights with lines like that and others just see the light with no line through it. It's to do with the shape of your eyes
This photo on the right is still too sharp. My vision is more blurred... I guess I have worse eyesight :/
Either that or I wish my eyesight were as good as the person's on the left
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Seriously, fetus rape??? Who even molests someone who's yet to be born?!!!
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This is so true. I don't know how many times my friends have asked "how many fingers is there?"
I would always say "Idk put it closer to ur face" then use their hand to smack them for being stupid!
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Yup. My mom embarrassed me to tears one day. She actually had the nerve to pull my shirt up (3 mm) in front of my friends in high school to clean her glasses. Ah, the teenage years.
I literally will hand my glasses to a friend and say, “wipe these on your shirt”
I literally made my dad clean my glasses on his shirt last time I saw him...because his shirt was better 😂
Ah, the number of strange looks I have gotten from people...
Glass Cleaning 101
The best way to clean the glasses is to wash them with soap and then dry and clean them with clean tissue or toilet paper.
No! Toilet paper and tissue is abrasive! Always use a soft cotton or microfiber cloth.
Load More Replies...I used my glasses cleaner for many, many years, until middle or high school. Now it is more emergency use or simply soap and water.
Wearing Glasses For The First Time
I near drove into the back of someone at a stop light cause I was too busy staring at the tree thinking "OMG!!! Look at those leaves!!!!!"
Me too!! I was like WOW THESE LOOK LIKE SHINING EMERALDS
Load More Replies...That seems to be a universal sentiment! Myself and my kids--when we got glasses, we all said that same thing about leaves on the trees.
That was my first experience too. Still to this day, trees are the first thing I look for when I get new glasses.
OMG - That's exactly what happened when I was 11. I always thought trees were big green blobs. I knew what leaves looked like if I held one. I remember it was a whole new world.
seing the moon for the first time as not just a shapeless white blob
IKR When I got glasses for the first time I kept taking them on and off it was liketrees blobs trees not blobs, trees blobs, trees not blobs...
They're Always There
lol I've done that, even reached to take them off, and then I look around to make sure no one just saw me reach for glasses that weren't there
I'm so glad I accidentally pressed on your profile =^.^=
Load More Replies...I thought id left them in my pool class and stood up in a panic until I reached for my face and remembered that they were RIGHT THERE.
Thanx, I feel less alone now ! I always do that when I'm wearing my contacts. And when I'm putting them, I then try to put my glasses as well... awful moment...
all the time. i push my glasses up with my finger via the bridge on my nose, even when its not there, it feels like the sensation when you miss a step on a staircase that you expected to be there :O
That's nothing, the cool thing is after 10 years of wearing contacts to try to put them off when not wearing contact already.
Yes.... how many times do I reach for them when taking off a Tshirt or sweatshirt. Or even try to push them back on my nose... while I'm actually not wearing them.
The Problem With Selfies
I HATE glass glare. I mean, we people with glasses already have problems, why can't we at least not have selfie problems
Some one needs anti glare to take away from the selfie glare prob! I <3 my crizal lenses!
At one company, they took photos of the new people each month. The photographer asked me to take off my glasses. I refused. If you want a picture of me you take a picture of _me_, not some woman who doesn't wear glasses.
and get the right light, or else there would be a shade of the frame right on your eyes
This Should Be A Personality Test
(Saving the cheese flavour on your fingers just after eating Doritos)
Load More Replies...Didn't he do that with just one hand IN FRONT of his eye? I could be wrong, it's been YEARS.
Load More Replies...I do #2 when I see someone I don't like and want to subtly give them the finger
Number 6 is the I have wet nail polish & my glasses are slipping maneuver.
1, 4 for me. #2 seems stupid, then you get smudges all over your glasses.
I think it's meant to demonstrate just the one finger being used to push the glasses up by the bridge - although it's badly drawn and looks like other fingers are touching the lenses. If you have a dog like mine it's all pointless anyway - he keeps bashing my glasses and now everything looks just slightly wonky.
Load More Replies...im constantly doing two as they always slip a little. make me look like im going ful nerd. that or i have hatched an evil plan :P
Daria B mentioned it in her comment. :P One Piece anyone?
Load More Replies...Is number 6 for when you are cooking and your fingers are covered in something?
Nerds vs. Fashionistas
The horrible black-rimmed plastic glasses that I wore from the age of 7 contributed to my introverted nature because everyone laughed at me wearing them, everyone said they were ugly. And now they're FASHIONABLE? Modern world, I will not forgive you for this!
...or when they tell you: You look so intelligent with your glasses on. So when I'm NOT wearing them I look like a dumb@ss?
Fake glasses look better because they don't make your eyes look smaller
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...Or a very short cyclist waving (extremely) enthusiastically at you
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I have prescription sunglasses but it's a pain changing back and forth... And feels rude if I leave the normal ones in the car by mistake!
I've walked into the supermarket a few times with my normal specs in the car and just had to walk around like I think I'm an international pop star (that's a joke about Big Brother UK series one where a guy said he liked sunglasses for that reason), otherwise it'd take me forever to do the shopping.
Load More Replies...I am always bummed about this cause the ones u can get with prescription glasses arent nearly as nice as the ones i want to wear
I was so torn when the sunglasses clips didn't fit my thicker frames, which I needed when my script got worse. Welcome, transitions.
I have had to wear prescription glasses since I started High School. I'm short sighted, but I still wear my Police sunglasses whenever it's even vaguely sunny. They look cool and people will do stuff for me as they think I can see my hand in front of my face without my glasses! 😉😂
I have a single pair of shades and wear them along with my glasses, I just have to fix them from time to time
No Glasses, No Fear
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I fell asleep drunk with contact lenses in and woke up with dry, scarlet eyeballs 😄
Load More Replies...Even after 18 years of wearing glasses, there's no way i would be able to fall asleep with them by chance. Contact lenses are a different story tho...
one time I forgot that I had my contacts on and I put my glasses on, I thought I was next Peter Parker and then faced the cold truth
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Yes! And you walk around with your eyes wide open or half closed trying to see things, all while you think you're going to fall over at any stage because it seems to you that the floor is way too far away and feel tall as hell
Take the new ones home, then put them on the next morning. MUCH easier to adjust that way! ...I was in my 40's before I learned that.
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Correct answer: "Can I try on your underwear?" Actually, wait, don't really say that. It's better to just say, "No, you may not."
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You never really know they're dirty until you clean them and then... WOW! New eyes!
When I go to the opticians and they clean my glasses, it's more like from 8bit to 4k..
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I could never just forget my glasses. The world is a giant blur without them.
This is possible when you are just starting to wear them.
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And Johnny Bravo goes: 'My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses!'.
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I hate getting my eyes tested for the same reason. I feel so stupid when I can't decide 😄
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I do this exactly to people that annoy me. I tell them let me adjust my glasses...but I don't wear glasses 😉
actually her glasses are probably just for fashion. You can tell by the lack of distortion at the edge of the lense. Or her prescrition is like -0,75 , which is almost like you have no myopia at all....
I never did what she does so she is wrong... and she is not nearsighted or farsighted...
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I hate that the ugly glasses I used to wear are now being worn by movie stars because they are fashionable. No! They only look good in them because you already know they look great without them! Bitter rant over :)
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Can't argue with this. Moms have special powers for these kinds of situations
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Had this test once when I was in 4th grade. I was worried I had to get new glasses so I memorized those letters. I got caught though when I skipped a line. The doctor was like, "Did ya memorize or something?!"
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*When you finally clean them so perfectly you don't know they are on your face*
It's so weird when you've worn glasses long enough to the point you sometimes forget you're wearing them, or that you even have them
I've panicked about losing my phone while I was talking on it and texting with it. I think that is slightly more embarrassing since you get used to thinks like glasses.
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I answered the door to the electrician wearing my prescription sunglasses and carrying a torch. I didn't tell him why 😄
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http://www.theopticalvisionsite.com/history-of-eyewear/the-history-of-windshield-wiper-eyewear/
And heating (like the back window of a car). Foggy specs are no fun 😄
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Fine with me. For the longest time I wanted to see more models wearing glasses and there's still not enough. You only see models wearing glasses in ads for glasses.
Or you see actors/models with glasses only because they are interpreting the ugly people
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Nah i imagine that all the time i see an object and i don;t wear glasses
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I keep getting told how good I look with glasses, now I'm afraid to get contacts. Even though I miss them so much.
If you want them, wear them. You'll be the prettiest at your happiest
Load More Replies...And not one of the people who say they don't like my glasses volunteered to go with me to help pick them out!
My friend told me that I looked like an American Girl Doll without my glasses and I spent the rest of the day putting my glasses on and off.
Or saying that I look better WITH glasses on, and that I look too weird without them... *ouch:/
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If u can see itself in the mirror while doing ur makeup, u're already pretty happy. I don't see a thing when using my eyeliner, bcs the eyeliner and my hand occupy the 20cm space between me and mirror I needed to focus, and all's blurry.
Ah, the joy of having to use eyeliner pens at a funny angle because they won't fit between the mirror and your face at a suitable focal distance.
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Walk in backwards. Seriously. My BIL was a pilot and taught me this trick. Works with AC in the summer too.
Sam, you are. Genius. I am nearly 50 and I think my life just change de for the better.
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Yep. Happens to me all the time. Either that or they fly off my face
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It's so annoying people thinking in you have super vision because you were glasses especially scenarios like why are you going to the front of the class to were your notes you have glasses like sure I can use them to see through the tall bloke in front of me.
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My favorite game at parties... "wanna try my glasses on and geel drunk without alcohol?"
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me too first one out of all these I laughed at.
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and you can't swim in contact lenses either( and then your trainer goes "just watch the line on the ceiling in backstroke", but the only way you can tell the ceiling from "not ceiling" is that "not ceiling" is usually wet(((
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Mine always start crackling at some moment…the coating I mean…makes them blurry like they were constantly dirty…and the more you clean them, the worse it gets!
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To clean them ONCE a day and have them stay clean for the rest of the day... that day never happened and never will
Probabky meant well, but honestly pokemon-personalities, shut up bish
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This doesn't work for me anymore, because my eyes are just too messed up. I have had good results with closing one eye and looking through a pinhole formed by the index fingers and thumbs of both hands. I rarely have to use this method, though, because I would have to be high to walk outside without noticing that I am basically blind.
Nobody just forgets their prescribed glasses at home!!! We're blind without them😂
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Or even worse, "you look so pretty!" well, good to know I look like s**t with something I have to wear on my face if I want to see ANYTHING.
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i am i wired case wher my right eye has better than 20/20 but sucks at judging depth my left can see depth just nothing else
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And you ask them how many middle fingers am I holding up? NOT ENOUGH!
I wish shampoos and conditioner came in bottles sufficiently different enough that I could tell them apart. Some days I condition and then
*WARNING* NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH ! I'm surprised that no one mentioned the petri dish that is our glasses' nose pads. After a couple of years, we could probably grow a miniature eco-system on there. (Sorry. I DID warn you.)
The worst thing that happened was that the wind blew my glasses into the road just as I was about to cross. Without my glasses on I couldn't look for my glasses! Definitely not a good idea to crawl into the middle of the road, patting the ground to look for them. And when the lights changed again and the traffic continued, they were gone forever. Luckily I was within walking distance of home, but since then I've always kept a spare pair in my car. If you've driven somewhere and you lose them, you will be in BIG trouble!
I know the feeling of forgetting new prescription glasses at home, after you have been told that you MUST wear them for night time driving. All I could see were blurry traffic and street lights and extremely blindingly bright car lights. I have astigmatism, so I'm basically screwed without glasses at night.
Load More Replies...I remember when I came home from getting my first glasses.My sisters were watching aladin kept on lifting them up and putting them down .It really was a whole New world.
One time in class this girl took my glasses off my face and straight up broke them in half. The teacher told me to sit back down and stop disrupting the class. They were Silhouette glasses, the bendy ones. Gold. She did not pay for them to be replaced.
Shoulda went straight to the principal for that had the school call the parents....thats Bs
Load More Replies...Getting up in the middle of the night to pee, don't put glasses on, stepped on a big bug that smelled bad. Another time saw what I thought was a penny on the floor bent down to pick it up, penny turned into a spider that ran toward me at a high rate of speed. I now put my glasses on before me feet hit the floor no matter what.
I can relate to this post so much! Except for the statement "you're looking better without glasses". I'm going to get married in few months and I consider wearing contacts but my family and friends told me not to. They say that my glasses are so inseparable part of me and I look beautiful regardless.
This reminds me that google is coming out with google lens or something it's glasses with access to the internet, they don't have them in prescriptions. This s**t
When you open the hot oven and suddenly your glasses get all fogged up! When I am searching for my glasses and getting pissed because I can't find them and then realize they are on my head, I just kinda don't notice them anymore. And on the bright side, choosing pretty frame for new glasses that you would just looove and have to love for next several years.
I wish shampoos and conditioner came in bottles sufficiently different enough that I could tell them apart. Some days I condition and then
*WARNING* NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH ! I'm surprised that no one mentioned the petri dish that is our glasses' nose pads. After a couple of years, we could probably grow a miniature eco-system on there. (Sorry. I DID warn you.)
The worst thing that happened was that the wind blew my glasses into the road just as I was about to cross. Without my glasses on I couldn't look for my glasses! Definitely not a good idea to crawl into the middle of the road, patting the ground to look for them. And when the lights changed again and the traffic continued, they were gone forever. Luckily I was within walking distance of home, but since then I've always kept a spare pair in my car. If you've driven somewhere and you lose them, you will be in BIG trouble!
I know the feeling of forgetting new prescription glasses at home, after you have been told that you MUST wear them for night time driving. All I could see were blurry traffic and street lights and extremely blindingly bright car lights. I have astigmatism, so I'm basically screwed without glasses at night.
Load More Replies...I remember when I came home from getting my first glasses.My sisters were watching aladin kept on lifting them up and putting them down .It really was a whole New world.
One time in class this girl took my glasses off my face and straight up broke them in half. The teacher told me to sit back down and stop disrupting the class. They were Silhouette glasses, the bendy ones. Gold. She did not pay for them to be replaced.
Shoulda went straight to the principal for that had the school call the parents....thats Bs
Load More Replies...Getting up in the middle of the night to pee, don't put glasses on, stepped on a big bug that smelled bad. Another time saw what I thought was a penny on the floor bent down to pick it up, penny turned into a spider that ran toward me at a high rate of speed. I now put my glasses on before me feet hit the floor no matter what.
I can relate to this post so much! Except for the statement "you're looking better without glasses". I'm going to get married in few months and I consider wearing contacts but my family and friends told me not to. They say that my glasses are so inseparable part of me and I look beautiful regardless.
This reminds me that google is coming out with google lens or something it's glasses with access to the internet, they don't have them in prescriptions. This s**t
When you open the hot oven and suddenly your glasses get all fogged up! When I am searching for my glasses and getting pissed because I can't find them and then realize they are on my head, I just kinda don't notice them anymore. And on the bright side, choosing pretty frame for new glasses that you would just looove and have to love for next several years.
