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Article created by: Denis Tymulis

Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet's beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.

The humorous Wallingford Sign rose to popularity in 2005 when the owners converted the auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and petrol station. “It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like,” says the sign's official Facebook page.

So the ExtraMile owners went an extra mile, and the puntastic Wallingford Sign was born. Let’s see some of its best weekly jokes below and be sure to check out part 1 and part 2 when you’re done scrolling through this one.

More info: Wallingfordsign.com Twitter | Facebook

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Funny gas station sign humorously warns about having a dog named Shark at the beach, making the whole town laugh.

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    Funny local gas station sign humorously questions if U.K. websites use biscuits instead of cookies, making the town laugh daily.

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    Funny gas station sign in a local town humorously stating tradition is peer pressure from the dead.

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    Funny gas station sign in the local town humorously claims selling a homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.

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    #5

    Humorous gas station sign reading about doing cardio after walking into a spider web, showcasing funniest signs ever.

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    #6

    Funny local gas station sign humorously reads wishing for a pair of skinny genes in a community setting.

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    Local gas station sign with a humorous and kind message displayed outdoors in a small town setting.

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    #8

    Funny local gas station sign reads the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest, bringing laughter to the town.

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    #9

    Humorous gas station sign reads cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body at local gas station.

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    #10

    Funny gas station sign humorously challenges readers, part of the local gas station's funniest signs making the whole town laugh daily.

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    #11

    Funny gas station sign with a joke about astronauts using Linux because they can't open windows in space.

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    #12

    Funny local gas station sign humorously banning pre-shredded cheese to make America grate again.

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    #13

    Humorous local gas station sign reading 87 percent of gym members don’t know it’s closed in a town setting.

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    #14

    Funny sign at a local gas station reads I child proofed my house but the kids still get in, making the town laugh.

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    #15

    Local gas station sign with a funny message about kung fu fighting, making the whole town laugh daily.

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    #16

    Funny gas station sign in a parking lot humorously listing three things that never lie, including yoga pants and drunks.

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    Funny gas station sign with a humorous message about indecisiveness at a local gas station making the whole town laugh.

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    Funny local gas station sign reads I wish I was as thin as my patience, showcasing humorous town signage.

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    #20

    Funny local gas station sign apologizing to naps for being a jerk as a kid, making the whole town laugh.

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    #21

    Funny gas station sign humorously asking if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish at local gas station.

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    #22

    Funny local gas station sign about eating M&M’s in a mask, showcasing humor that entertains the whole town.

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    #23

    Funny gas station sign reading a humorous message about coughs and farts, entertaining the local town daily.

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    #24

    Funny local gas station sign humorously saying becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak, making the whole town laugh.

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    #25

    Local gas station sign humorously reads flat earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself in outdoor setting.

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    Humorous gas station sign with a pun about geology and geography, attracting local laughter and attention.

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    #27

    Local gas station sign with a funny message about marriage humor that makes the whole town laugh daily.

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    #28

    Local gas station sign humorously reads "Lately life has been all panic no disco" in a town street setting.

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    #29

    Local gas station sign humorously announces psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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