30 Satirical Pics That Laugh At Overly Frugal People, As Shared In This Online Group

Sell that roomba and get a room full of popcorn

Check out the Johnny Cash song, "One Piece at a Time" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

That´s dark, I like it :D

Poor Pennywise, so misunderstood - he was just trying to set a good example.

I like this. It’s cute

😳😳took me longer then i want to admit

Was it a quick cycle? Or did he make awkward small talk for 2 hours first?

New Years Goal: Rekindle old friendships that I've recently ruined

LOLLL

Everybody sing it with me: Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

Cat: Oh no i have been hit with this car. I will need to collect $5,000,000 from you

He dares. Just not as quick as you want him to.

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie

Pro tip: Defer his second birthday for another year. In the meantime, teach him rudimentary reading/math skills and other stuff. By the time he enters kindergarten, your 'four-year-old' (who's actually five at this point) will be more academically advanced than his peers and the teachers will assume he's gifted. If you're worried he'll be taller than his classmates, limit his diet to non-nutritional food to keep his height down. That's what I did with my three boys. Although it would also work for girls.

Nevermind how much those tattoos cost.

aight (dirtifies) (edit: ty for all the likes and compliments, pandas!)

how broke do you have to be to not afford 50 cents

I have told this story before. Moved into a new house in new neighbor hood. I was outside cleaning my throw rugs with an oldtimey wire thing. Cop pulls up, asks me if i heard anything, they have had reports of gunfire. No, i havent. He drove away. I thought " where have i moved to?" . Picked up the rug beater, hit the carpet. Oh.. um my bad. Beat the carpets a little less vigourously from then on.

this is beautiful

Double cheese I see, very smart and frugal man.

this is hella legit... specially when the lights are off because they were Too Much

I don't have to imagine this scenario is is literally how I grew up!

We weren't poor but we did all of this. To this day I enjoy a hot dog on white bread, Wonder bread is my preferred hot dog bun.

I do this now, by choice. I bake my own bread and it's a million times better than store bought loaves or buns.

Try having to buy gluten free bread! It runs between $5 - $8 for a 14 oz loaf. And you don't want the $5 one as it's dry and crumbly, not to mention it tastes like cardboard. They've improved a lot the last few years but that comes at a cost.

don't forget the cinnamon toast!

for some even pizza and croutons,

I don't think we were poor growing up but I had no idea hot dogs had their own buns till I was like 12 and went to a friends house for a cookout. We used regular 'white' bread for all the above. I still buy Sunbeam or Wonder bread, some hot dogs and a bag of Lays chips occasionally for a comfort food lunch. Takes me back to being a kid and having no worries just for a short while.

Maaaaaan, that homemade garlic bread was bomb if you did it right!

This is also growing up lazy... if this is what is at home for, for example, hot dogs, it becomes hotdogs buns lol

Dinner roll too!

I still do this. I dont eat enough of these types of meals to have different types of bread.

Yeah, I don't particularly like pre sliced bread anymore. Getting a bun was a rare treat growing up.

My husband tells me they used bread like this for everything. But it was only WONDER Bread.

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(Softly) no please don’t

But is yours look realistic enough?

Tupperware at our place is any plastic container with a lid that fits.

Learn how to use photoshop - priceless

I actually did this. Just kept the samples of my senior pictures. Luckily only small watermark in corner.

Before anybody actually tries this. That's likely made from galvanized steel. You could get zinc poisoning or worse if other metals/compounds are present.

I can only focus on the 1% battery 💀

this is amazing

You would save not make