Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
There’s one thing that you really can’t ignore in life. No, it’s not politics or religion or even cat memes. We’re talking about food! Everybody eats. And we all have unique relationships with eating, cooking, and hunger. For some folks, food is just the fuel that keeps them going. Others forge fantastic feasts in their kitchen every single night for their family and friends. (Meanwhile, here we are, snacking as though our lives depend on it.)
We’ve collected some of the freshest, most relatable, and tasty memes from the ‘Wannabe Food’ Facebook page to share with you. Go on, grab a slice! Scroll down, upvote the funniest pics, and don’t forget to chew in between all the laughter.
More info: Facebook | Twitter | YouTube | WannabeEnt.com
This post may include affiliate links.
RELATED:
#2
Ozzyols 2 years ago
I love whenever I see this picture pop up because it was taken by my friends sister who was the wildlife officer sent out to rescue the poor bugger. It was in a bakery in Dunsborough Western Australia.
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
This would make me go and visit the bakery, knowing that the pastries were so good the possum couldn't stop eating them until he physically couldn't move! Best advertising campaign ever!
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
What would that slogan says our pastries are so good they make possums fat?
Load More Replies...
waddles 2 years ago
this image is making me have uncomfortable flashbacks from a certain wednesday when i was very hungry and very bored
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
*brings Waddles a plastic spring to chase* There! Now you can have fun and work out too.
Load More Replies...
#3
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I'm always reluctant to order the chicken meal for fear of getting a box of dried corn and clam shells.
Linda Riebel 2 years ago
When people are hostile to vegetarians and vegans, you know they secretly have a conscience but are trying to smother it.
Bored Panda wanted to learn more about why food memes appeal to us so much and how to have a healthy relationship with snacking, so we reached out to Dana Harron, Psy.D., a licensed clinical psychologist and the founder of Monarch Wellness & Psychotherapy. She is the author of Loving Someone with an Eating Disorder and has a blog on Psychology Today.
"Food is a big part of internet culture because it's a big part of our lives! Food is not just about nourishing our bodies, it serves a social function. Gathering around shared food has been a vital part of cultures for millennia. We find connectedness through sharing something that is so vital to our survival," Dr. Harron explained to us.
"Now, in the internet age, social bonding over food takes a somewhat different form. We 'meme' about food as a way of staying connected to our bodies and each other. Food has also come to serve an outsized function in many cultures; for example, in American culture many foods are seen as taboo but also reified, leaving many people with a deep conflict when they desire desserts or other foods that have been deemed 'unhealthy.'"
#4
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
No don’t name him Edward. Edward is A) the gross guy in twilight and B) the gross guy at my school. How about Fredrick.
Load More Replies...
RagDollLali 2 years ago
I feel like at some point in our lives someone has said that about each one of us 😂
Load More Replies...
#5
Christopher Bowers 2 years ago
Listen to the song car wash while eating them to match the skin of the roof of your mouth melting into those tentacles thingys inside one of them.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
*pounces a pizza roll and runs under the sofa* Ahhhhhhhhh! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Load More Replies...
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Bottom one is the proper and civilized way to eat hot pockets.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Sadly, Hot Pockets are a Nestles brand. I really liked them, too.
Load More Replies...
We were curious to learn more about our relationships with snacking when we're feeling bored. "It is not a problem to snack when bored some of the time," Dr. Harron, from Monarch Wellness & Psychotherapy, said that this is actually non-problematic.
"The issue comes about when people do not have enough 'tools' in their 'toolbox.' When people don't have a variety of ways to combat boredom, they end up over-relying on one or two," she told Bored Panda.
"In particular, food provides sensory stimulation and activates our brain's 'reward' centers," Dr. Harron explained that the solution to this is to have a variety of options to combat boredom in addition to food. This could be anything from reaching out to friends to playing games.
#7
RagDollLali 2 years ago
The spoon along with his less frequently appearing evil cousin, the ladle
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
And it's always right after I get home, put on comfy clothes, and it soaks whatever shirt I put on...
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
And then u have to stand there washing up like an idiot uncomfortable soaked with water
Roberto Durante 2 years ago
next time , hold a brick in your hand, you won't get wet...guaranty it work LOL
#8
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
so on another post we saw THE GRIM in tea leaves and here we see Doge.
#9
Kevin Christoffel 2 years ago
Any shirt: give me the pepperoni that it may marketh me forever more!
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I have a small bottle of Dawn dish soap at the table. A little dot on the spill and a quick rub in, the stain will disappear even if you wash it several days later.
Food is an inescapable part of our lives, so it’s no wonder that it takes up such a large chunk of our lives. We’re constantly thinking about where to eat, what to cook, and what snacks we should reward ourselves with. Our breaks are full of coffee, donuts, and other sweet treats (don’t judge us, we’re trying to eat more healthily—promise).
Meanwhile, if we’ve stumbled across a great cafe or restaurant, we can’t wait but share what the experience was like with the people closest to us—whether in person or by posting pics of our food on Instagram. Not talking about food would be like ignoring the weather or movies and TV shows: next to impossible.
#10
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
That’s what I was thinking, the answer doesn’t line up very well with the question 😅
Load More Replies... 
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
My friend wanted to use the drive through atm once but had already parked so we pretended to be in a car and "drive" up to it...in case anyone questioned it. Lol
valyn 2 years ago
We lived on the block right behind a BoJangles for a few years and our dog learned she could walk to the drive thru window and they would give her a chicken biscuit. They tied a note to her collar one day to let us know what was going on. She never missed a morning unless we were out of town, and she moped around all day when that happened.
Carmen Flores 2 years ago
Aaaah, that is why doggo is in the right here..
Load More Replies...
Rigor Moreno 2 years ago
I can tell the dog is having an intense conversation with the cashier... :D
Carmen Flores 2 years ago
He is filing a complaint. Found a cat hair in his burger...
Load More Replies...
#11
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I keep subtitles on because my brain is too slow to process spoken words sometimes XD
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
I keep subtitles on because our TV, which has antennas and predates streaming services, randomly decided to turn the subtitles on, and now none of us can figure out how to turn them off.
Load More Replies...
VonBlade 2 years ago
I keep subtitles on because the gunfire and music can wake the dead and the speech is quieter than a church mouse in slippers.
Bri 2 years ago
I started using the subtitles so I didn't wake my baby but now 5 years later I can't go back, I much prefer subtitles with low volume
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 2 years ago
I'm hard of hearing to begin with but add in me crunching on some chips and I can't hear a single word.
Shannon Hawks 2 years ago
i keep subtitles on because every time there about to say something important, the music volume goes ballistic
Sarah SH 2 years ago
I started putting the subtitles on a lot when I had my first child. Sometimes it was to keep the volume low on the tv so it wouldn’t wake them up, other times they were so loud I couldn’t hear anything. I have since realized that they spoil a lot of punchlines with comedies though.
Michelle C 2 years ago
I don’t use subtitles usually, but have been called our once or twice for snacking too loudly. Sorry; I’m just trying to enjoy the snack and may not realize I’m being loud at first!!
#12
Joshua Moore 2 years ago
Go ahead and clog away. Take me out, I don't want to limp away from this. 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...
LH25 2 years ago
Nope. Not right at all. I've lived in the US my whole life and this is just wrong. The cheese sauce needs to be layered, not just all on top... :)
Rougarou Cher 2 years ago
They really need to normalize this. I hate getting to the bottom and here's not cheese left.
Load More Replies... 
Wendy O'Shea 2 years ago
I'm American and I couldn't eat that even if you paid for my health insurance.
Load More Replies...
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
We eat some vile, artery clogging things but even we haven't sunk to a level where this looks appetizing.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
it looks more like something that would pop up on Man Vs Food
Load More Replies...
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
I've lived in America all my life and *never* seen this at any point in North or South America. Nor would I.
Monarch cat lady 2 years ago
1st of all I know absolutely NO ONE that would eat that!! 2nd that looks absolutely disgusting! And yes I live in the United states
Monday 2 years ago
Yes please. It's looks absolutely disgusting and I want all of it right now. Get in my belly.
Load More Replies...During an earlier in-depth interview with celebrated pie artist and author Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, she explained to Bored Panda why it is that we love talking about food so much.
"Some people think the internet was created to help remote universities share datasets with each other faster, but we know the real reason: to disseminate photos of kittens and our lunches as efficiently as possible. I kid, but only a little," she told us.
"Why do we love looking at food images so much? For the same reason we like looking at the other (ahem) kind of picture the internet is famous for—we need food to live and thrive as a tribe/species, so we're hardwired to seek it out,” the food expert shared with Bored Panda.
#13
Joy JoyJoy 2 years ago
No we just share one single brain cell when it comes to eating good food.
Load More Replies...
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My Daddy still makes fun of me for eating the outsides first. I feel your pain.
Load More Replies... jmdirks 2 years ago
My wife always decides THAT is when she wants a bite. I'm happy to let he have that bite. :)
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
I literally just ate a sandwich in a circle…. Round and round until the last bite was the very middle.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Cut off the crusts and you can have nine instead of one optimal bite? I don't get it.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
It's just not the same, everyone knows that the very center bite holds the entirety of deliciousness for the whole sandwich
Load More Replies... Teachzebra 2 years ago
No! You eat the corners first, then what’s left of the crust, then the middle!
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
So... why are you eating a bread that you actually don't like that much?
#14
Dawnieangel76 2 years ago
Hey, doing this with leftovers leaves a LOT more room in the fridge and/or freezer.
April Pickett 2 years ago
We do this at Thanksgiving and Christmas. It saves dishes, it's easy to pack up and you can see what's in the bag once it's in the fridge.
#15
waddles 2 years ago
a birthday cake can absolutely be a snack i have snacked on many a birthday cake in my lifetime
Owen 2 years ago
I agree. One of the best things about being an adult is...... You can actually buy a Birthday cake for no reason and scrarf it.
Load More Replies...
Lauren S 2 years ago
I hate to break it to you but that’s no longer a birthday cake. That’s just a cake. And a cake is a perfectly acceptable snack! I’m on the daughter’s side for this one.
Hakitosama 2 years ago
What do you know? It might be her unbirthday.... But we would need more tea in this case.
Load More Replies... 
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
This cake looks to have successfully gone through the snackification process.
Pie artist Jessica also shared how we can eat more ‘mindfully.’ "Eating 'mindfully' goes a long way towards ensuring we not only derive more enjoyment from our meals but eat less and better," she told us.
"When you are eating, only eat. Don’t be walking around the kitchen. Don’t be scrolling on your phone. Don’t be watching TV or otherwise multitasking. Sit down with just you and your food and actually pay attention to each bite you are putting in your mouth. This will help you slow down, taste your food, and your brain will be more likely to acknowledge that you just ate, and ruminate on how you feel about what you just ate."
#16
wowbagger 2 years ago
Nobody is ever going to look at me like that except a large top-tier predator who likes plump, well-marbled thighs
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I would introduce you to my husband, except that he's mine
Load More Replies... ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
that's a good doggo right there. mine would have eaten half of it already.
#17
Jul_Jul_C 2 years ago
Shut the f up and take my upvote, you genius freak!
Load More Replies... 
Casey Payne 2 years ago
I was thinking it was the Tasmanian Devil, but I have smaller screen and can't see the whole thing at once.
Load More Replies... Cardboard Box 2 years ago
"hey Greg. Watcha doin Greg. You know, my back's a bit sore, could you.. massage it for me? Unnnnnhhh"
#18
RagDollLali 2 years ago
*whispering seductively* come here big boy and get some.... oatmeal raisin
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I have no idea why so many people hates oatmeal raisin. They keep thinking it’s chocolate chip, maybe?
Load More Replies...
GingerPanda 2 years ago
But...cookies every night, all night. I think the trade-off might be worth it.
Load More Replies... Kevin Christoffel 2 years ago
LOL. The whole "beast in the sheets" thing went off the rails pretty spectacularly!
Bored Panda also asked Jessica for some tips and tricks to eat more healthily and improve our diets. She suggested drinking water instead of other beverages.
"A glass of water and a piece of fruit is way better for you than a glass of fruit juice. A glass of water and a handful of candy or chocolate bar is way more satisfying than a glass of sugary soda," she shared.
#19
Duane Ringlein 2 years ago
My late wife would find recipes on YouTube that she wanted me to make, it would not only take every cooking pot and utensil to make but I had to run all over the place to find the ingredients that I would never use again.
#20
Sad Quokka 2 years ago
I'm trying this tonight. I'll let you all know if I notice a difference
Deson 2 years ago
Just avoid the horror that is waking up in the morning and your bed partner is not only gone but eaten in your sleep. That would be bad.
Load More Replies...
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
How does he possibly sleep next to a beautiful pizza without eating it?
#21
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Or sane. And I'd know all about sanity.
Load More Replies... RagDollLali 2 years ago
What a double treat, you get to celebrate Easter and conduct an exorcism at the same time
"You can cut out a ton of calories without making a ton of sacrifices on your plate by kicking all the drinks in your fridge to the curb, and upping your water intake. Save the non-water drinks for special occasions only. Your body (and especially skin!) will thank you."
#22
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Finally, a picture that actually proves that some essential oils do boost mental health happiness!
#23
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
or woman, based on the leg texture..... my god what have i become.... imma leave you to your comment... i gotta do some soul searchin
Load More Replies...
Grant Melville 2 years ago
Sadly, you can't do this in Scotland anymore - all plastic takeaway packaging has been banned. Your takeaway container just gets soggy and does an impression of the Titanic.
Kevin Christoffel 2 years ago
That explains why I'm so hungry right after eating it! It has almost no mass!
#24
Samantha Kalitzki 2 years ago
It's disgusting but the result is awesome 😌
Load More Replies... 
Michelle Brandt 2 years ago
For baby who has known nothing but comfort and warmth for 40 weeks, birth can be downright violent.
Red Lotus 2 years ago
Hence why people swaddle babies for the first few months to give them the illusion that they are still in the comfort of the womb. My mom didn't know this when I was born, and complained that I was a crying baby. She knew this with my brother though, and always praised him for being quiet 🤣
Load More Replies... 
If you want to see your memes do well on the internet, there are a few things that you can do to make them more appealing to social media users (aside from praying for good luck). First of all, your memes have to be relatable. If your niche includes memes about food, then you’ve got that aspect sorted—we can’t survive without food after all.
#25
Tanja Zimmermann 2 years ago
Since McD and BK give out paper straws now it doesn't work anymore... it's like drinking coke trough a f**** math book
Cardboard Box 2 years ago
Oh, when I did it I was implying something else, a bit more dirty😶🌫️
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago (edited)
Oh no. Don't you dare compare that horrendous straw noise to that of a violin/ fiddle. The straw noise hurts my ears.
#26
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
The end slices are awesome! Lightly toast them and make a sandwich with bacon, fried egg and sausages! Yum!
Load More Replies...
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
I usually use the heels to keep my bags of raw spinach I use for lunches at work from sliming up. Put one in the bag after opening, works great, keeps it fresher
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
The end slices exist purely to retain moisture in the real slices. They are then relegated to the dehydrator and subsequently, the breadcrumb canister.
Tweaked 2 years ago
I think I'm the only perso in existence that loves the ends. Id buy a bag of ends... all the ends.. i need them.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
Yep! Indonesian actress Christine Hakim. She did a great job.
Load More Replies...
#27
Tweaked 2 years ago
I loathe bananas... but the second you stick them in bread, they're the best thing I've eaten.
Ashbug 2 years ago
I love them sliced on peanut butter toast sprinkled with chia flax and hemp seeds
Load More Replies... Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Tbh this is when bananas taste their greatest, and you could actually make a banana sweet, basically put it in the microwave with some sugar and cinnamon and it's done
Nonesuch 2 years ago
My grandpappy ate bananas like this all the time. Black as mud
Load More Replies... 
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
Make banana chocolate pudding, instead! Mash em up, add cocoa powder, sugar, a little cream, and a dash of salt.
Next, you have to find a way to stand out from other content creators while still staying as relatable as you can. That might involve finding a unique way to interpret an event or a phenomenon. Or it might mean that you’ve carved out a very specific niche for internet content that nobody else shares. Whatever the case might be, so long as you’re posting consistently and genuinely enjoy the content that you share, you’re setting your memes up for success. Whether they’re related to food or something else entirely.
#28
Nonesuch 2 years ago
Children would love this. Brush them with egg white to make them brown beautifully and become shiny in the oven.
Maria 2 years ago
Instructions unclear. Children eggy and hot, have not become shiny?
Load More Replies... #29
GingerPanda 2 years ago
Most vegans I know don't really try to imitate the taste of meat, they just like vegetables, grains, beans, etc and don't try to make it something it isn't. People who love meat are never going to be fooled by meat alternatives, but a lot of vegan meals are good in their own right.
M O'Connell 2 years ago
It's also worth noting that some "meat alternatives" are quite delicious in their own right, even if they aren't fooling the carnivores one bit.
Load More Replies...
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
i LITERALLY had to look twice... and now i crave a lobster more than a juicy bowl of pasteurized cherries... oh the heaven of that little, tiny, teensy weensy ant-dinner-sized jar of the cherries od the GODS...(i was ALREADY a fruit addict.. but those cherries... THOSE CHERRIES...THoSe FRiCKiNG CHErRIES FrOn HEaVEn!o.O.0
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
If vegans want to present a lobster substitute, they need something other than carrots. No one eats the crunchy outside of a lobster. Unless those carrots are filled with yummy flaky goodness, they'll just end up uneaten in a stock pot like the leftover shell of a lobster.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you're vegan, how would you know whether or not you could tell the difference?
JoJo Anisko 2 years ago
If they were vegan, would they have any idea what the real thing tasted like?
#30
Marcellus II 2 years ago
That sounds horrific ("suppurate" is an actual verb, look it up & you don't want to eat anymore).
Load More Replies... 
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i have this as one of my phone backgrounds but instead of a burrito it's garlic bread :)
Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that made you snort into your coffee? What is your relationship with food, cooking, and eating like? We'd love to hear from you, so drop by the comment section to share your thoughts with us.
#31
Grant Melville 2 years ago
Life hack: when being greedy, don't just order a large portion - order enough that it could legitimately be two portions. The delivery can't possibly know that I'm alone and eating 20 chicken nuggets - there could be someone here with me!
#32
Christof Irran 2 years ago
I am not a dad but two of the most incredible and fortuitous opportunities came to me recently at my grocery store that only a dad can truly appreciate. The first: "Do you want the milk in a bag?" "Nah, it can just stay in its container." And the other, while returning the shopping cart, a guy comes up and says: "I'll take that from you." Me: "Thanks. I even left some gas in it for you." - You should have seen his radiant grin!
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
I guess I'm a dad and not a mom? Why does this humor only apply to dads? I think it is hilarious. Also wtf fck Tom Cruise.
#33
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
wow your home language is greek and we all make that same stupid noise lol
Load More Replies...
sproutdidydoodah 2 years ago
and then i will continue to eat them even though my mouth is burning off
RagDollLali 2 years ago
That's when you swallow it too fast and feel it burn all the way down your chest to your stomach
Zachary Greenhalgh 2 years ago
OW HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!!!!
#34
Raine Soo 2 years ago
I would not knock this until I tried it. This is one way to get in your vegetables.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Good luck, expect to be revolted by the mixture of mouthfeels.
Load More Replies...
Fuzzy bunny feet 2 years ago
I want to see a picture of someone actually eating one of these dishes
#35
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Girlfriend be capitalistin' till you get fries, then they be communistin'.
#36
Lauren S 2 years ago
So happy! So relaxed! Btw, what part of the body is making the nose exactly?
Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago
From the comments I am glad I am not the only one that initially saw a naked man in front of a face and thought "what is wrong with that man's feet...oh thank goodness it is hands...no that does not make this any better"
#37
RagDollLali 2 years ago
All this time utilizing life survival skills and I didn't even know it!
#38
Tweaked 2 years ago
I was a chef, I once had a vegan come to my counter and complain 'but it says coconut milk sorbet how is that vegan'... I looked them dead in the eyes and said 'look.. I'm not back here milking coconuts'
GingerPanda 2 years ago (edited)
That person probably read coconut and milk as two separate things. It's stupid, but not that stupid if you've never encountered coconut milk before and only know about shredded coconut.
Load More Replies... 
Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago
They had an interesting bit on almond milk on QI the other day (one of the Sandi series) and apparently humans have been making almond milk since at least the middle ages (somewhere in the 1200s I think was mentioned) because cow/animal milk was pretty gross and not the very clean commercial version of today. Almonds being one of the earliest domesticated nut types it was obviously a natural step to make a "clean" drinkable milk out of them
#39
Vic 2 years ago
I would have suggested you know something about it.. but then, I read your name..
Load More Replies...
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Funny, but FYI: Chicken eggs are unfertilized. That's a portable chicken womb. The "ovum" is on the egg white.
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
This would be the perfect egg for me! ♥ I love egg whites, but I'm not a big fan of the yolk - unless it's, you know, in Carbonara sauce or something. But "naked" yolk? No thanks.
Dreaming Spirit 2 years ago
We would fit together perfectly, because I'm the opposite! I'd give you all the whites in exchange for yolk :)
Load More Replies... 
PandaPops 2 years ago
Imagine cooking the "perfect dippy egg" and fining this! Absolutely devastated
A person with a problem 2 years ago
I think the eggs that we eat are unfertilised, so that makes them chicken periods :D
#40
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
Ok..but with a coating of oil, and parmesan, on the grill?
Load More Replies...
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
My next door neighbour tried growing them. Her dog ate them from the ground.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I’ve seen a video on how it’s grown, farmed, harvested, honestly I would pay them so much more for the labor
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I've got them in my garden, I just let them get on with it
Load More Replies...
juni 2 years ago
You can also eat white asparagus, the part that is underground. As soon as the head starts poking through the earth it's being harvested. If you let it grow further you get green asparagus. But yeah, cut off and eat, asparagus is also really good raw in salads. Thinly sliced, bit of lemon, really good.
Load More Replies... #41
ObsidianAce_ 2 years ago
Anything other than well done kinda grosses me out. I’ll eat it, but I’m not a huge fan of tangy, metallic blood flavor lol
Jk 2 years ago
The red isn't blood. It's protein. The blood has been completely removed.
Load More Replies... 
#42
Owen 2 years ago
I'm going to be all nerdy here, but they inflate the bags with potassium to keep them fresh, and to stop them being all crunched before you buy them.
Surenu 2 years ago
Are you sure it isn't nitrogen? Potassium is a solid, one that reacts quite spectacularly with water as well.
Load More Replies...
#43
Mark Mark 2 years ago
My next breakfast is gonna be amazing then seeing as I haven't eaten it for over 30 years.
Load More Replies...
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Man, I can't wait until our maple syrup is ready. I've been dying for pancakes, and we finished last year's batch of syrup.
Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
Best part of the day....maybe a few midnight snacks along the way for preparation.
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
youdo realise, several DAYS can seem to pass in a dream... but only 12 hurs or less will actuallty pass.... creepy....
#44
Electra Smith 2 years ago
If I take off my glasses, walk 20 feet away, and squint, it almost looks believable.
Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
when your sink is finnaly clean just take a picture and print it.
Load More Replies... 
#45
Elaine Morinelli 2 years ago
I'm a big believer in cleaning up as you go. You don't need more than a frying pan and a sauce pan for water to boil because you can then use that pan to mix it and serve.
Will Cable 2 years ago
Fun when you try to create a nice meal using as few pot, pans, bowls, knives etc as possible
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Clean as you go! I usually have the pan(s) and the plates we eat off of to handle after dinner.
#46
The Doom Song 2 years ago
This is hilarious. I'm so doing this at the next dinner party we have
okpkpkp 2 years ago
After my buddy drank a whole bottle of Malibu "flavored" rum and made a fool of himself, I sent him a letter in the mail and addressed it to Malibu Gordy. He saved the letter and after he died my son was going through his things with his mother they came across the letter. The mailman had written a question mark on it but still delivered it. Malibu Gordy, RIP.
#47
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Oh man, I can’t unsee now, especially since I’m making chicken wings tonight
#48
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
This is the way lol. A pizza...and water because you know...calories. Lol
Load More Replies...
Zachary Gillette 2 years ago
I prefer diet sodas, and then feel weird ordering a diet Coke with 12 chicken wings and bleu cheese.
#49
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
I haven't eaten since earlier this day, and have that gross taste in the back of my throat, and that looks amazing
LibrarianJanet 2 years ago
I really need to stop looking at food posts before lunch...(drools)
#50
#51
V Martinez 2 years ago
If it's the correct one, they look like they're up in Canada. Toronto was where I found at least one. I'm thinking of a road trip now, if they let me have a passport. Lol!
Load More Replies...
unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
We used to do this at a diner I where I once worked, annoying to make during a rush but super delicious
J-Stryker666 2 years ago
I have had this and OMG FRACKING DeLiCiOuS!!!!!! If your a lucky enough to live near a burger place called The Bullger you can definitely get one there! They also have a tone of sick humongous burgers!!!
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
I’ve had one of these!! It was oddly disappointing. Maybe try a grilled cheese where the bread is meat patties next time.
#52
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Is it just me, or does everyone start eating the fries first when driving home with your order, then gets mad when there’s not enough fries when you get home to eat your whole meal
M O'Connell 2 years ago
They're made of mashed potatoes frozen into that shape, and are pretty good.
Load More Replies... #53
Neuropotathy 2 years ago
I'm the kind of person who can eat this and not gain fat. But I can't afford it :(
Monday 2 years ago
I was that person 5 years ago....I regret not abusing my power more.
Load More Replies... indiecognition 2 years ago
Willpower is only ordering one burger. Wisdom is ordering a 100x100.
#54
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Did you know that there is actually nothing wrong with the ice cream/milk shake machine? It is off because no one wants to clean it
Liam Patrick Dexter Da kitty 2 years ago
and pick it back up and give it to the customer after just blowing on it. and not care.
Load More Replies... 
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I was at chic fil a at dinner hours one day, it was so packed inside ( worse in drive through) they accidentally made an extra cone and asked out loud who wants this , as I’m speed walking up to the front , to my right is a little toddler running up on it’s little legs, yes I got there first, but have to give it to her only because everyone was watching 😩
Libstak 2 years ago (edited)
Huh happened today. Ordered one iced latte. In drive thru queue for 5 mins, no probs. Get to window, your drink not ready pls park. 2 mins later my drink NO STRAW. 2 mins later brings straw, good thing i was relaxed at the time, for cold skinny milk and coffee flavoring plus ice.
#55
Imperial Guard 2 years ago
Ok but that's really good how long did you wait to use this
Load More Replies... Lauren S 2 years ago
How is that wave so big and that boy’s eyes not remotely watching what he’s doing? Is this one of those moments before disaster pictures? It looks so yummy, I hope not.
WoodenLion 2 years ago
that's been here before. it is found to be a sculpture he bought to fool his friend. https://tineye.com/search/230c744682930f55950714aed8588685ac1c5ee1?sort=score&order=desc&page=1
Load More Replies... #56
#57
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧 2 years ago
Yes, well you forgot the service fee, the pizza fee, the order fee, the you fee, plus tax.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Don’t forget the box fee, the cutting fee, and the fee fee.
Load More Replies...
Lesbiancats 2 years ago
As a domino's employee that gets 30% off, still not worth it. Get little ceasars
#58
Raine Soo 2 years ago
I once found my sister boiling hotdogs in a saucepan. They expanded so much that they looked like creatures in a science experiment gone wrong.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
That was the ONLY way my mom would cook hot dogs when I was a kid. It was years before I learned why Mom's hot dogs were nasty and the ones at a family BBQ were fabulous XD
Load More Replies... 
#60
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Heh, I went back home the other day and both my mom and sister commented on how fat I'm getting. Both of them are obese and have been for decades XD
#61
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Lol, my butter’s penthouse door cracked when it’s cousin the spreadable butter tub tried to visit
#62
VonBlade 2 years ago
Ah but shadows from the fridge light make it look huge :D
Load More Replies...
#63
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure the next time I buy food storage boxes, I'm gonna either go with all glass, or literally designate one bin to be "the evil tomato-based products ONLY" bin XD
M O'Connell 2 years ago
I just rotate them all through curry, then they're all yellow and it can't get any worse.
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Mix a little baking soda in with Dawn, and that Tupperware will sparkle like new.
Roger Lickers 2 years ago
The citric acid from the tomato sauce leaches into the polypropylene.
#64
Grant Melville 2 years ago
A bit like Hershey's chocolate bar wrappers taste better than Hershey's chocolate.
#65
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Our new weekend, binge watching traveling cooking shows, street food edition
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Check out Mark Wiens on YouTube, he tries so many amazing things and he is so wholesome and sweet
Load More Replies... 
#66
Kira Okah 2 years ago
It's getting noticed again. There was a proposed film - which didn't go through because Scholastic didn't deem it sanitised enough for advertisers as it followed the book theme too closely - and it has graphic novels being made of the first six books. Yeah, I might be part of the current fandom ^^;
Load More Replies...
Ellie Ripps 2 years ago
Whenever I see Animorphs I just imagine the person getting stuck while they are transforming
Kira Okah 2 years ago
That nearly happened multiple times through the series
Load More Replies...
#67
#68
Hphizzle 2 years ago
For the love of all things holy, take the cast iron out of there first!!
Load More Replies... 
#69
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Dunno, but I was able to buy one here in Australia. It's so silly. Has two "sauce cartridges" you can swap out, one for tomato sauce and one for mustard.
Load More Replies...
Chase The Lucario 2 years ago
Dis remind me of SpongeBob: Sponge out of water Food Fight scenes.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Other countries: put mustard on hotdogs. America: a well-armed chef, being essential to any cookout, shall not have his right to bear mustard infringed.
#70
Lauren S 2 years ago
Have you ever had to search the car for a smell because you have a toddler with no regard for, well, anything? Ah the 3 week old milk sippy cup… 🤮
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Yep, been there, my son used to drink milk from his sippy cup , put his one finger in mouth then wound start doodling on the window with it
Load More Replies... 
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Sean Lock explained it best. The whole backseat is such a revolting mess of rancid raisins and other stuff, that's bad but also a godsend the day you forget the babyseat --- just lick their back & you can safely stick them into place.
#71
#72
#73
JESUSLOVESYOU 2 years ago
yesssssssss applaud his discovery and you need to go down in history
#74
M O'Connell 2 years ago
This is probably the dozenth time a fellow Bored Panda user has introduced me to something from the other side of the globe that I now absolutely must try.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
they will taste better I assure you. In my country we have something similar called boerewors.
unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
Have done this before out of lazy desperation they were actually really good
#75
#76
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
Not sure this fits here. Unless i'm being particularly thick, this actually seems practical
TheElderNom 2 years ago
It is, my mother does this. I would too if I wasn't lazy.
Load More Replies... #77
Imperial Guard 2 years ago
Love both candy corn and circus peanuts. It's food, not everybody's gonna like it, stop trying to cancel a goddamn food
Christof Irran 2 years ago
You guys just don't get it. These things, candy corn and circus peanuts, are TOYS! When I was an infant/small child I ate my toys and never expected them to taste better than candy corn or these peanuts. Sheesh.
#78
sproutdidydoodah 2 years ago
i want my funeral to be like a party, stuff like a banner that saying "i put the 'fun' in 'funeral'!"
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I want someone dressed as Death to stand in the corner with a scythe, scroll and hourglass looking at the scroll, muttering things like "Too early. He isn't on the list yet"
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
And then they put the lid back on the coffin and re-bury the leftovers
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
And people hate it when you throw the wreath to see who's next
Load More Replies... #79
#80
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Wait... that wasn't a cooking show? I had better clean up the kitchen
Load More Replies... #81
VonBlade 2 years ago
Don't be sad. It's variety. If you wanted a single uniform body colour you'd end up looking like someone from Jersey Shore. Enjoy your multi-hued wonderment.
Load More Replies... ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I want to know what this is. Like, biologically what happens to make this happen?
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
Livedo reticularis, it’s due to reduced circulation (from cold, dehydration, etc.) and/or blood vessel spams.
Load More Replies...
#82
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I agree, there’s trust there that you will not be judged
Load More Replies... WildHoneyPie 2 years ago
I kid you not, I managed not to fart in front of my husband for a full year after we were married (it doesn't count if you're sleeping). So we had just moved into our new house and were in the laundry room when it happened. It was a "silent killer". I managed to keep a straight face until he sniffed and said "sewer gas?" and then of course I absolutely lost it.
#84
V Martinez 2 years ago
My bro went on a first date w/my roommate to McD's. Sat near the back, had a couple of candles, staff graciously dimmed the lights for them. They just hit their 31 year anniversary a couple weeks ago. Makes my heart melt!
#85
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
no americans are enttitled to say sour cream is nasty when yall have inflicted the planet with the abomination of kraft singles.
LH25 2 years ago
LOL-someone is buying them in those other countries! They are OK for grilled cheese sandwiches, that's about all. I LOVE sour cream though.
Load More Replies... #86
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
Are you eating food from a bin off a sidewalk? It is possible to find decent food in London you know :)
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I've seen people boasting about their English breakfasts on BP 100 times. Always baked beans, sausage and toast. Larger sausage, more baked beans, nicer toast. But stlll YUCK.
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 2 years ago
Don't know where you went for food in London, but I'd like to know because you got ripped off.
John Kremm 2 years ago
My guess is that this should be sent back to Egypt along with all the other artifacts that need to be returned...
Load More Replies... 
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I think knowingly choosing to order... That... Is why they sent you to another town!
unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
Nothing against the Brits but the only way baked beans and sausage are acceptable as breakfast is if you're drunk and its 3:30 in the morning
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
as per comment above... https://www.food24.com/heres-how-a-full-english-breakfast-earned-its-name/
Load More Replies... #87
The Ghost of Glasgow 2 years ago
Bro I work at a bakery and someone asked for this once. I thought they were joking and laughed. I was mistaken...
#88
#89
#90
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
I used to be a teacher and I guarantee the majority of anything like this is paid for by the teacher themselves. I would probably spend about £20-30 a month on things like this for my students. A homemade birthday cake for when it was their birthday (for some of my students the first birthday cake they'd ever had!) fruit bowl for a snack for anyone whose parents couldn't afford one (stopped them getting their free school lunch at break time and then being hungry at lunch) Friday treat for anyone who had earned enough behaviour points, end of term celebrations like pizza etc etc. I worked in a high poverty area and the Friday treats for some of my students was the only time they got sweets etc. The majority of teachers have no qualms over spending their own money on treats for their students as they professionally love their students but seeing memes like this would upset them
CatOverlordsWelcome 2 years ago
You're an amazing person. I guarantee every single one of your students will remember your kindness forever. Thank you.
Load More Replies... 
#91
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
some call it eye brows, I call it a forehead moustache. We'll never know.
MicrowaveGoddess 2 years ago
Some call it a forehead mustache, but I call it eyebrows. It has become known by us all.
Load More Replies... #92
cdubaya 2 years ago (edited)
I lived in Pennsylvania (USA) for 4 years in my early teens and got used to it, it seemed that ketchup on eggs and grape jelly on Scrapple were a thing before I moved there and it seemed to have followed me. I still love Scrapple, more with mustard and not jelly, and ketchup on my scrambled eggs is a must. For some reason it doesn't work on other eggs but scrambled is a "have to". Also, Amish pickled eggs...OMG...not with ketchup...but I still crave them and anyone going to PA will bring them back to me for fear of my wrath.
#93
Paige Fantastic 2 years ago
It's way better than a stupid fake knife wheel that just fills with cheese and pushes everything around on molten sauce.
Ａ ⒹẸƤ𝓻έ𝓈𝓢єđ Ⓟᵃ𝐍ⓓ𝒶 2 years ago
We have one of those long blade thingys that chefs use in shows, it works really well! And the fake knife wheel that we own works pretty well too
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
This pizza looks cold. And I agree, scissors are the most efficient way to cut pizza.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
ask sweden. Apparently they do this. Also, sylvester stallone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPVES9swzn4
Charles Whitaker 2 years ago
Scissors work best, but anyone who slices pizza like that is the spawn of satan.
#95
Joshua Moore 2 years ago
Mint flavor only belongs in toothpaste and wait for it...........breath mints! *Fight me* 👊😁
Kira Okah 2 years ago
Which mint flavour? Spearmint, peppermint, freshmint, gardenmint, cornmint, menthol? Those are all completely different flavours.
Load More Replies...
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
#96
#97
Reece Aster 2 years ago
I ask for just lettuce and dressing. Not as crazy, but people always make jokes or look at me funny.
#98
Cardboard Box 2 years ago
me driving. Picks up burrito. Bites into it. Sauce and lettuce goes onto the window. "OH SHI-"
#99
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
now I am thinking about how this must taste and I suspect it might actually be good.
2x4b523p 2 years ago
I suspect too. When I was little mum would sometimes make spaghetti with cacao powder and sugar for quick cheap dinner. My childhood tastebuds loved it.
Load More Replies... #100
Julie Zugz 2 years ago
This is American?? I've never seen or heard of creamed chipped beef, and I have lived in 5 states. Maybe I'm not mid-west enough
Hey Kat 2 years ago
I'm from IA and it was a yummy staple growing up! It's my go to comfort food.
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
The saltiest substance known to man. Yes, even saltier than actual salt. Yet so delicious.
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
S*it on a Shingle :D My Dad used to make Flying Saucers for me and my brother.. Slice of fried bologna with a scoop of mashed potatoes on top of that, then top with a slice of cheese. I still make them sometimes for nostalgia's sake, but now with better ingredients <3
#101
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
My husband all day, we can be having a serious conversation, but if I think it’s getting to long of a talk, I say fried chicken , messes up his brain circuits
#102
Jeremy James 2 years ago
Oof. The worst part about this is that the deli paper suggests that somebody actually purchased this somewhere rather than cobbling it together at home while stoned and broke.
Roland Gosselin 2 years ago
I would eat that. Only issue is there are 2 slices that are missing cheese coverage. That is not cool.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Hamburger buns, leftover marinara (from mozzarella sticks), sliced breakfast sausages, and provolone slices. More than once.
#103
#104
RedMarbles 2 years ago
I suspect the flow was too much for the narrow opening.
Load More Replies... 
#105
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! First: Celeste pizzas are $1.29. Second: Tomato sauce is cheaper than ketchup. Third: WHY for the love of everything holy CHEESE FOOD instead of CHEESE!!! Now, go get yourself a bagel, some tomato sauce and some mozarella cheese and do it RIGHT!!!!
RedMarbles 2 years ago
I suspect they used what they already had. I have no defense for the cheese food though.
Load More Replies... #106
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
When she asks if her bum looks big in these, do not say yes because YOU will be the one on a diet and not just for food
Add New Image
Explore more of these tags
What do you think ?
Betta Fish 2 years ago
Same here... kinda make me reconsider EVERYTHING ive done but it was a fun little journey i guess
Load More Replies...
Betta Fish 2 years ago
Same here... kinda make me reconsider EVERYTHING ive done but it was a fun little journey i guess
Load More Replies... You May Like 50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture 50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November 50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics)
Ilona Baliūnaitė
Greta Jaruševičiūtė
Greta Jaruševičiūtė
Related on Bored Panda
