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Despite it being the 21st century, there's still a lot of gender inequality in the world. But a good thing about the 21st century is that at least we can expose it on Twitter, with harmless, yet on-point, feminist jokes.

The common misconception about feminism and feminists thinks that people who partake in women's liberation and equal rights activities are usually stuck-up boss-ladies or queer gals, but that could not be further from the truth. People, including men, from all backgrounds, different political views and religions unite in the equality cause, and the only difference about feminism, comparing it to general, equal rights movements, is that here people are trying to see it from women's perspective. And truth be told, sometimes there's no better medium for spreading your views than clever jokes.

Take a look at this list of funny jokes by feminists compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. They'll make you smile, but hopefully, they'll also make you think a little too. As one of the best jokes rightly puts it: "I think feminism should be called something different...like common sense."

Don't forget to vote for the hilarious jokes!

#1

Food Conquers All

Food Conquers All

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Hans
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strictly speaking, we belong in the fridge then...

Daria B
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically speaking, a fridge is not a room, whereas a kitchen is. Unless we are talking about a hotel kitchen that has literally a whole room for fridge because they need to store all those ingredients for all those guests. Yeah, I'm not fun at parties.

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Marcella Dixon
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kitchen wouldn’t have food without the person making the food, you idiot. Of course, you can get store-brought junk food and s**t but overall, people make the food, not the kitchen.

w n
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and so does pussy but no one's eating you!

w n
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and so does pussy why didn't you get ate yet?

w n
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and does pussy so why you didn't get ate yet?

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    #2

    Self-Impregnation

    Self-Impregnation

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In part I blame religion and it's insistence on gender roles. Old Biblical gender roles are of this kind, where the woman aren't supposed to have agency of their own, so when dealing with bad consequences like this, the onus is put more heavily on the girl or woman than the boy or man. In this way there's a weird dichotomy of "Women aren't good/smart enough to do things themselves" and "men don't have control over their own natural impulses, therefore women shouldn't tempt them, whether it be by actually asking for sex, or just leaving a bit of skin uncovered, lest they can't control themselves." Really, it's stupid and horrible for everyone.

    Cheese Dinner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hi @master markus, is it ok if i screenshot ur comment? just to keep, maybe share with a few friends. Because, this is very awesome, you are awesome, and thankyou for saying this

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, there is "to impregnate so.". It is odd that both versions exist, while a pregnancy always requires two "participants."

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman wouldn’t get pregnant without a man. Sounds like you need to go back to Biology class, Buttrito.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and their called lesbians WOW

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bend over backwards once girl and you'll get jump started like a lawn whore i mean mower

    Sara
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    9 years ago

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    I know this is a controversial topic and people are gonna hate me for this but the truth is that a baby comes out of a woman unless you count the rare instances when a male has been able to give birth. In an ideal world men should also be 100 percent responsible for a baby which has part of their DNA. However, as a woman myself I believe strongly that women have to be ultimately responsible for a child because we are the ones giving birth and we can decide under what context to have sex protected or unprotected and whether or not to have an abortion, raise the child, or find parents who can adopt the baby. I think the fact that we can give birth is a huge opportunity, as only females can give birth but I also think it bears a huge responsibility towards the child.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that all those choices you mentioned are as well → part of an ideal world. Yes, when we're sober and conscious , we can decide whether and how to have sex (unless we are aggressively assaulted by someone physically stronger), but combine a hot drunken teenage and a curious little boy (maybe equally drunk) at a party and... Incidents happen. And if they live in a society where even contraception is a taboo, while abortion is considered a crime...

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    #3

    New Name For Feminism

    New Name For Feminism

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The general issue with feminism nowadays seems to be that radical feminists took up the title of "feminism", though some good egalitarian people still call themselves feminists and accidentally get grouped in with the former category. Giving women equal rights all around the world is important, but it should always be by raising up women without disenfranchising men in return, which is what some radical misandrist feminists want.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. And it's not the first time we see a name for a social group taken away by the "intruders". We witnessed the same about skinheads, that originally were apolitical working class youth, the neo-nazis came later and hijacked the name "skinhead" resulting in nowadays people associating them with something utterly criminal by default. Also anarchism, which is nothing but a political ideology for mutual freedom and respect, turned into "villainous chaos". We can't let the same happen to feminism.

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    Amberlin Janosik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah if they had any

    John Bourne
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be because feminism is the farthest thing from common sense.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you are right, gender equality is over rated. Let's continue to treat men like they don't have the ability to raise children and not give them custody in a divorce. If a man loses his job, that should plunge the family into poverty. When men have emotions, they should stuff them down until the manifest in alcoholism, hypertension and depression. See, gender inequality is bad for men too.

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    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and like women can think

    Hans
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    9 years ago

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    Nope. That is called humanism!

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a few months ago I made the exakt same point in another posting: if everyone would be following humanistic ideals, you would not need feminism or anything else that is particular to a group in society. Same reaction back than: downvotes over downvotes. The Internet is a source of endless oddity.

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    #4

    Smile, Honey!

    Smile, Honey!

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    Enoch Evenson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want men or women to smile at me. Makes me think they're up to something.

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly men think smiling obsessively is girly :(

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this kind of thing before. I only see mothers tell their children to smile.

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    And why don’t feminists tell other feminists to smile? Oh right, they don’t. They’re pathetic.

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    because they dont have to smile to look sexy

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    take one look at women without their war paint on the devil might cry rape

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    #5

    Secret Message

    Secret Message

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    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what’s hilarious? Your profile pic.

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    LauRa Morgan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it sexist to assume a man would stop reading? Over generalizing another gender is exactly what you don't want Men to do to us, but doing it to them is sexist

    Deleine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that it's meant to be taken as a joke hahahah

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, World War III is coming. What are you going to do, burn down my school campus?

    ....i'm definitely a human....
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is something that my friend or I would text to each other

    Dats a Spicy Meme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't stop reading. We will be prepared

    Luke Stuber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha now i know to call ben shapiro to roast the s**t out of you guys again

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and so do your ovaries

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    #6

    Unwanted Photos

    Unwanted Photos

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    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. The cat is actually practicing a useful skill!

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a man... but, sadly, I have to agree with you.

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    Maddie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been polite and said thank you for unsolicited dp then nicely delete them since they have no use for me

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat giving you a dead bird is better...

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like d**k pics keeps yo weenies to yourself preps

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and vagina pics are the equivalent of the bubonic plague

    Irregular Calendars
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ig you’re healthy and free from middle age diseases then

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    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really , from one cat to another that is a sign of caring but are pussy pics are equivalent to an invitation to a buffet?

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But were you asking him to send you those pics? And if you did, it’s actually your fault.

    Karunya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had asked him, then it is not her/his "fault", she/he actually wants it. There's a difference.

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    Suzi Williamson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you give your number to such a fellow then?

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    and insulting a man is the equivalent of pulling s**t out of ur ass

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    #7

    Definition Of Sexism

    Definition Of Sexism

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    Doggo Pic Collector
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody going to mention that he made his name on Twitter Chris P. Bacon

    Rashael N
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had personal experience with that. And to be honest it only made me a stronger woman. I won't allow men to treat me as less than. EVER

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexism is a woman screaming she has a better temperament than a man who has been patiently waiting to speak after being interrupted 10 times.

    LauRa Morgan
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    9 years ago

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    Not necessarily. If he is making a statement about himself and not men in general it isn't sexist.

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh s**t...when have you ever seen a women patiently waiting after being interrupted 10 times?..every youtube video i have ever seen it is women screaming and man waiting to be heard..lol

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    like your fake rape charges and assault and battery charges 20 times

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    #8

    I Could Use The Help

    I Could Use The Help

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    Cheese Dinner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, the comments on this tweet are a whole mess...

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    If he wants to help you with your taxes, he is not called a cat-caller, but a man who wants to reach out and help you, you awful b***h.

    Serene Feng
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed the joke you "awful b***h." Stupid-a*s, "all up in my business" means sex. It's a joke. Muthafucka some people these days...

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    so can your sex life

    LauRa Morgan
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    9 years ago

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    Finally the first funny post that isn't attacking men directly as a gender

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    stupid women not knowing how to pay taxes

    John Bourne
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    9 years ago

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    I thought feminists didn't need any help? I am so confused.

    stacyh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERYONE needs help sometimes. What a weird statement to make.

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    #9

    Gender Equality

    Gender Equality

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noun: the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

    qori_dood_28 caprisun
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But drinking water actually has chemicals inside of it too make it clean and so it differs from plain H2O

    Celestia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get this one lol, Wat is H20

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, they're the same thing. Feminism=gender equality

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    Suzi Williamson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I checked there were something like 31-76 genders so feminism referring to females/women is only 1 out of the ever growing numbers of genders...So the statement is not quite wrong.

    Luke Stuber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two genders Change my mind dumbass

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    it sucks to be toxic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feminism is more far off gender equality than trump being able to lose 20 pounds in the matter of a week

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feminism and gender equality is not the same thing. P.S. H2O is the molecular form for water, so you preferring H2O over water is like saying you prefer French fries over fried potatoes which literally means the same damn thing.

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feminism and gender equality is not the same thing. P.S. H2O is the molecular form for water.

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    #10

    The Weaker Sex

    The Weaker Sex

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    capta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear people in comment section: wtf are you doing here?? Just leave if you just have s**t to say

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    assuming men pay fro drinks because we see a little skin...what do you call it when a lesbian couple is out on a date and one buys the other drinks expecting a little ?

    Rohit Shahane
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    6 years ago

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    And apparently the “stronger” sex is “scared” to carry the wallet and/or Credit cards on dates. How ironical! 😂🤣

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    Wrong. The “weaker sex” are feminazis who believe in false tweets shown above.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    and like you would know hoe

    James Long
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    6 years ago

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    You dumbfuck on average men have 50% stronger upper body strength, that's simple biology.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    no it's the one who accepts the drink you s**t

    Master Markus
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    9 years ago

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    That's a grand generalization of men there. Also, is it supposed to be weak to ... try to have sex with someone in a not particularly forceful way?

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    #11

    Why So Serious

     Why So Serious

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    ThatOneBiKid aka Olivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kinda summarises the men in the above tweets

    Dmitri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on what the joke is if it is harmless i am ok with it but if it is the 3rd wave femmnist junk i do not agree with it it is not funny and by that i mean what the 3rd wave says

    Abigail Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. The Kill all Men "feminists" really ruin it for those of us who just want equality. It makes me sad.

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    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, there are meme jokes inspired by triggered feminists who can’t handle the truth about our society. The jokes’ on you, not us.

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    because men have better humor and thats not offensive thats just a biological reality

    Lovey Dove
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao do you have a scientific explanation for that

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    women online: yeah like my intelligence men online: it took you that long to find out your that stupid

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    more specific women with a brain that's the joke

    #12

    What Men Think Women Should Do

    What Men Think Women Should Do

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that not apply to all people at any age?

    It's Caturday
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point! Howevwr, I think this tweet is specifically alluding to women's magazines that micro-analyze clothing and appearance

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    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not 20 things. That’s only 1 thing. Sounds like you need to go back to Kindergarten, Maura.

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What women should stop wearing after the age of 30: Fat.

    capta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for that excellent future advice! At the ripe young age of 16, I guess I should start to just, somehow loosing every single molecule of fat! Thanks again 🙏

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    Rohit Shahane
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well totally expected from an aged woman who earns a living out of ranting on twitter

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    if that were true women wouldn't be born at all

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    #13

    Don't Call Me Baby

    Don't Call Me Baby

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There we go, THAT'S a funny joke!

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, I call my BF baby and I don't want him to cry everywhere! ;)

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    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    Right, he should not call you baby. Maybe if he called you “b***h” you would shut up, right?

    ThatOneBiKid aka Olivia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if anyone does that to me, i barking and them until they go away.

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    because you a s****y whore who can't get f****d even if you had a dildo lesbo

    ThatOneBiKid aka Olivia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it is depended on toys cuz a man cant give a f*****g orgasm

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    Celestia
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    7 years ago

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    Do they do that?

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    because u cry over the smallest things

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    #14

    Double Standards

    Double Standards

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a TV show once. It was about films. We had a group of certain respected people talking about and analysing a few different titles in an entertaining way in each episode. Once, a woman in the group said she didn't like romantic commedies because they are too unrealistic. When asked what genre she likes then, she answered - "I like action films." Me: *facepalm*

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought u liked it when u play hard to get and a man chases after you, i see whos trying to look like a victim now

    Luke Stuber
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think any superhero has ever stalked a girl

    w n
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the girls get their a*s kicked sideways is a comic relief to all humanity

    #15

    Feminism

    Feminism

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only presume this is said by men who don't like their moms?

    capta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why this woman married and had a kid with someone who didn’t care for her issues 🤷‍♀️ That would be one of my necessities

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering this when the "Trump Scandal" came out. All of the politicians are like "I can't be okay with his behavior, I have a daughter" ....I don't think one of them mentioned wife or sister or mother. I don't know what to make of it. I just found it odd.

    Lelouch
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I found odd was that it seems they can only relate because they have a female family member...why can't you just be upset because we're all human?

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their moms might think, “My, what a responsible man he is.” So shut the f**k up. You’re the one who’s triggered, Selena.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whore with a son

    #16

    Definitely Crazy

    Definitely Crazy

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    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say this is a*****e speak for " I messed up bad and did something wrong BUT IT'S TOTALLY HER FAULT"

    Veee V
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, I was blamed for a man's headache..I am PMSing and wasn't in the mood to take his s**t...called me She-Hulk and then went on to blame me for his headache...oh btw, this was on chat :P...gotta dump his sorry a*s.

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lane, you’re not a man. You have zero perspective and yet you write down s**t like this on Twitter. Go f**k yourself.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh... that one's a little thin

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    left and did what die for a change

    Celestia
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Are feminists Lesbians?

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily, anyone can be a feminist. Even- no, especially men.

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    #17

    Feminist Jokes

    Feminist Jokes

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying you won't date a feminist doesn't actually touch feminists the way you'd expect it anyway....

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what current definition of feminist you're using. Ugh. It's a confusing hodge-podge nowadays.

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men." Pretty simple.

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    Izzy C
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok im stopping at this post i'm really starting to hate this. it's not funny its aggrevating, and im honestly ashamed of my gender rn, so f*****g stupid sometimes

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. We are afraid of you. Dating a feminist is like dating a monster. Ever thought of that?

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no scary woman doesn’t want to be treated like $h!t call the cops

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    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    b***h please men fake it more than your woman i.q. can comprehend

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but WTF bro? Women are scientifically smarter - according to hundreds of studies! Also, it’s not spelled i.q., it’s IQ. Capitalization is important and you don’t need to add random punctuation.

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    it sucks to be toxic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no saying u wont date a feminist means that you don't want to hear about the man spreading everywhere u go, its called self respect

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so I assume that self respect = inflated ego and over masculinity?

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    #18

    Meninist vs. Feminist

    Meninist vs. Feminist

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw damn, they are real, and they're douchey frat bros!

    Pandalf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Meninist"? Nah dudes, you are clearly toddlers, can't even count on your fingers properly...

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These douches seem to have some kind of arthritic joint problem.

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meninism is STUPID!!! It's an almost perfect synonym of sexism

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meninist... I'm a male but this is stupider than saying 2x2 is 3...

    ....i'm definitely a human....
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but somehow this sort of reminds me of that straight pride parade. It's one of those moments where you just sort of go, "Uh huh, and uh, how many years have you uh not been the majority? You know, just I need a reminder." (No offense to anyone, but I think you guys know what I mean, at least I think you do.)

    Celestia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's mean, why because their menimists??

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a woman and I would like to be part of their group. End this stupid feminism movement once and for all! ⚔️

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what's the feminists excuse

    it sucks to be toxic
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    5 years ago

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    when the feminists ready to put way too much expectations on the guy to do the job :fire: :fire: :fire:

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    #19

    Stitched Feminist Meme

    Stitched Feminist Meme

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That varies WILDLY depending on time and location. See 17th Century Turkey: http://archive.aramcoworld.com/issue/200703/the.skill.of.the.two.hands.htm Certainly there were issues with women having to be sequestered in their homes, but by no means was it not taken seriously everywhere.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the tweeter is referring to Western culture, and hers in particular :)

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could imagine being the person who would spend like more than half an hour making up this s**t for feminists reasons. If I were you, I would’ve killed myself.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and 1 day squirting like faucet

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bayeux tapestry? I hear that's still a pretty big deal.... I just don't think people get super worked up about textiles, not because it is "woman's work"

    #20

    The Moment When I Just Knew

    The Moment When I Just Knew

    moren1ke Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just knew what? That you’re deaf?

    it sucks to be toxic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    knew what? that was just being polite? calm down

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you what? that he saw YOU AS THE CHEAP S**T YOU REALLY ARE?

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    #21

    Feminism

    Feminism

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Waitamainute, what the hell is a meninist? I don't think that's a word. I just figured they meant "people who disagree with her". Forgive me if I'm wrong.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very rarely run into a man like this, but when I do, I usually just wonder if he has a mental illness or what made him that way.

    Bob Smiglehiger
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't a meninist just be someone who beleaves men should be equal to women just like a feminest is women should be equal to men?

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh interrupting is annoying when I talk to a femenist I listen to them

    ThatOneBiKid aka Olivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE WAGE GAP IS REAL! FOLLOW THE WAGE GAP BOT ON TWITTER!

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did men interrupt you? More feminists seem to be interrupting men every 10 seconds because they can’t handle the truth.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    fat in the pussy and she cam quick

    Suzi Williamson
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    9 years ago

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    Reminds of the amber rose s**t walk...first why call it a s**t walk, if women generally don't like to be called sluts?, secondly why walk around in minimum clothing such as some wearing bikinis or tape on their boobs?, and thirdly how does that stop rape? Also I don't think amber rose( a former stripper) should lead the event, given that strippers perform for male attention, seems abit odd, far from female empowerment and how women are not objects of men's desire...

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    #22

    Piece Of Performance Art

    Piece Of Performance Art

    mallelis Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my next piece, I'll do it while cooking dinner and answering questions about where your socks are...

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever anyone try’s to talk to me, my brain default goes into lockdown and starts talking about harrypotter.

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know what you’re talking about, Mallory Ortbutt.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....I would say that goes both ways

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    opps sorry Monkey, you post just loaded ..can't seem to delete mine

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaysus! Well I guess I better stop talking to women then, since they clearly aren't respectable enough to engage in conversation!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, these are getting ugly as we get toward the bottom of the list.

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    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a IDEA THAT YOU WOMEN ARE FEMALE SEXIST WHORE BITCHES WHO ALWAYS COMPLAIN WHEN YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR WAY

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    #23

    Womanly Professions

    Womanly Professions

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's considerably different, since Thor is an established character with a gender, not a job. I'm not a comic nerd whatsoever, but I am an old mythology nerd. If you're going to make a character with a fluid gender, choose Loki.

    Polleekin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im big into mythology and that was my first thought. "Norse god is an established being in myth, not a job!!!"

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    MissGreenGamer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman mothers I'm crying this is beautiful

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor is not a woman and never will be and and what the f**k are “woman mothers”? Aren’t mothers already women?

    Šimon Špaček
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    8 years ago

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    So next should be woman Jesus? And her mother will be Joseph? No...

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    HOW ABOUT THIS? A WOMAN WHO APPRECIATES MEN? KNOWS HER PLACE? THANKFUL? OBEDIENT? SILENCE IS YOUR NATIVE TOUNGE WHEN A D**K IS INT IT?

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    #24

    Men's Magazines vs. Women's Magazines

    Men's Magazines vs. Women's Magazines

    annadrezen Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen Men's Health? It's like the men's version of Cosmo. Super weird and patronizing.

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that says something about these kinds of magazines and what their target audience intelligence/education might be.

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, women magazines seem to be stirring drama all the time. I don’t wanna hear some woman got mad over a pair of high heels. I don’t wanna hear some woman fight over a $1,500 purse. And I certainly don’t want to hear a woman debating how the wage gap is a big deal because they get paid less by doing less. Anna, if I were you, I would just shut my mouth and not tweet anything stupid ever again.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    them c***s are never satisfied

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then women should choose to read other magazines. Ya know, Helen Gurley-Brown was a woman.

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    #25

    Spot On Dialogue

    Spot On Dialogue

    SelenaCoppock Report

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female cow MOO MOO why polish his apple when he shook your tree?

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re the pig, Selena. You eat s**t and you talk s**t.

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    #26

    Real vs. Fake Women

    Real vs. Fake Women

    FeralCrone Report

    Pandalf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Velveteen Women" That sounds like a really cool girlsclub, I'd mos def join!

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's based on the story of the Velveteen Rabbit. But yes, I would join also.

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What statement? You didn’t even give us a quote. I’ll just have to say your tweet is fake, Kristin.

    Sarah Grape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is velveteen a chocolate brand? is that where I've heard it before?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard a man say "real women" but this made me laugh

    #27

    Feminism

    Feminism

    IjeomaOluo Report

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I cant relate. I'm lesbian and ace so

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they do f**k you, you’ll call it rape. Don’t worry, we won’t fall for that trick again.

    Tree sticker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But 0 x 10 is 0....? (It's a joke pls don't down vote)

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    That's a feminist ignorance on your life about men. so what's your excuse?

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    #28

    Angry Guys

    Angry Guys

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Suzi Williamson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the 5'4, poor, moped riding, pale boys must be taken.

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me:walks past without looking Men:OH MH GOD WOMEN EXPECT US TO BE PERFECT AND RICH OML I HATE THEM also men: ew you want me to date you? But your not 5 '5 blonde hair blue eyes with a big bust and butt and thighs just a little thick flat stomach clear skin heart head shape love pink and girly things likes everything i like low self esteem great cook hates sports like honestly your never gonna get a date

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for a lot of people this is true. It really depends on your values. Personally I wouldn't be looking for anyone so much taller than me, and money doesn't really matter.

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    to suzi williamson you must be a cheap imitation of poor, moped riding, pale boys cause your pussy ain't deep enough to take it

    #29

    Feminist Jokes

    Feminist Jokes

    behindyourback Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    So? Can’t a middle-aged man listen to his music or chat with his buddies with his ear buds? It’s not like it’s against the rule or something. You’re probably 37 and still wanted him to put a d**k inside of you.

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    #30

    A Flock Of Talking Parrots

    A Flock Of Talking Parrots

    vornietom Report

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIOBHAN!!!! FROM COLLEGEHUMOR!!! YOU ARE AWESOME

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know why the female version of Lord of the Flies, got cancelled? It’s because it doesn’t make sense. Any questions?

    Irregular Calendars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you claiming that little boys are more violent and prone to murdering each other(which sounds like an excuse to me) and that that's a GOOD THING that make them BETTER?! HOW?!!

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    #31

    The Social Construct

    The Social Construct

    msgwenl Report

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    What are you even talking about? Looks like you’ve stopped typing. Did you regret what you said? I hope so because this s**t doesn’t make any sense to me.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    weak men or stupid women who try to dominate men to their destruction

    #32

    No Place For Feminists

    No Place For Feminists

    1followernodad Report

    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aahahahahhahaha Hahaha! 😂😂😂😂 This was pristine!

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude take a hint we will never date you go find a girl toy get lost

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were to be a man, I won’t date feminists, not because I’m a sexist pig, but it’s because they lack brain cells.

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    If I’m a man, I won’t date feminists, not because I’m a sexist pig, but it’s because you’re lacking brain cells.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    and that's why women like you die sooner

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    #33

    Beauty Standards

    Beauty Standards

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k photoshops this? That is not male beauty. It looks distorted.

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that's the point. It was just a ridiculous joke.

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    #34

    A White Straight Guy

    A White Straight Guy

    SelenaCoppock Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but why the finger pointing

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    A computer mouse does not talk, lady.

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a metaphor, idiot. (Sorry for calling you that but also you kinda deserve it like why are you on the damn post if you hate everything on it)

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    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    or a white women with a thought?

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    #35

    Mysoginistic Notions

    Mysoginistic Notions

    yael__rose Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd make it hard to run far away.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! Like me on Saturday night, when some random male wanted to touch my chest area. I didn't cross my legs like that, but I bolted for the hills!

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she needs to go to the hospital.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    or the truth you misandrynistic dyke

    #36

    Today's Standards

    Today's Standards

    lynnbixenspan Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is dead. She died on August 4th, 1962 on Brentwood, Los Angeles, CA.

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like you wish every man would be?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Umm, that's because she is. Dead. That is.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know...but say that to all the magazines comparing Monroe to today's standards.

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    #37

    My Best Friends Are Women

    My Best Friends Are Women

    panmidwest Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmh.... I'm a woman and a feminist too, but this joke kinda fails as "do you consider yourself a feminist" doesn't sound like a natural way to ask it, or it really sounds like a not a nice person. If it was "tell me what you think about feminisn", or someting on that line, it would have sounded better.

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a woman and I’m not a feminist. What are you going to call me, a sexist pig? Just f**k you.

    Elaine Tabor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you believe it’s okay to legally not let women get a divorce , make it legal for women to be abused. And also keep them from voting working and wearing pants or skirt above ther ankle

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    #38

    Triggered By Everything

    Triggered By Everything

    danwiilds Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're talking about trolls and misogynists. ESPECIALLY trolls.

    Ernest Choi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's s**t. The remake is just copy and pasting women on it, plus a pound of crack cocaine and social agenda

    Charlie Hyduk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smh feminists are triggered by everything Me:sorry im not interested in dating Men Men:OMG YOU ARE SO RUDE I WAS JUST TRYINB TO ASK YOU OUT WHY ARE YOU SK RUDE SMH IM TELLING ALL MY GUY FRIENDS ABOUT U kk honey have fun i wont miss u Btw if your a dude who does not hate women for being born just know these don't apply to u thanks for not hating half the population for being born

    w n
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men: so does the platinum boys

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghostbusters 2016 aren’t even as good as the original ones with “men” in it.

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, rather, socially awkward geek boys.

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    #39

    The Female Experience

    The Female Experience

    SelenaCoppock Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what? You didn’t even give examples.

    Bailey at the Movies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    catcalling, being asked to smile, having to give a reason to go out/cut your hair/date other women/wearing dresses/ wearing pants/ wearing basically anything that we want to wear/no makeup/'too much makeup'/

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    when men had to deal with women getting pregnant by someone elses baby and stuck for life taking of it and the child along with false rape charges alimony etc

    #40

    The Ones Who Hate It All

    The Ones Who Hate It All

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Tillie Martinussen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom! That was using the EXACT same way mysogonists talks about women, and turning it right around. Precisely. Sounds horrible THAT way, doesn't it anti-feminists? :J

    Jace
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or socially inept. Or computer-geek libertarian...

    Irregular Calendars
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    4 years ago

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    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    Have you noticed it’s only the fat, green-haired, lousy women who like feminism? Yeah.

    Lovey Dove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah uh i dont fit that description did I miss the party

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    yeah their called women or feminazis

    #41

    Feminist Jokes

    Feminist Jokes

    DALIAMALEK Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you implying that U2 doesn't get any s**t for being U2? Bono wears sunglasses because he has glaucoma and people STILL call him out for looking like a douche!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea that Bono had glaucoma. I just thought that him wearing sunnies is just his thing. Thanks for the info

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    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she referring to prostitutes? I don't get it.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either prostitutes, strippers, call girls, or all of them

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    Dmitri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on other posts i saw things about women who hate the ones who make femmnaists look bad

    Marcella Dixon
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    5 years ago

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    So? Nobody cares what you think, Dr. Dalia. You’re just bad at keeping s**t to yourself.

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    u2 work for free and women benefit always since the beginning of time

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    #42

    Stop Being Offended

    Stop Being Offended

    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling by your profile pic, Sarcastic Feminist... You’re a pussy...

    Karunya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't find anything wrong about the feminist statement but just have to be a sexist pig-

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    w n
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    6 years ago

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    meninists: we do but we don't get payed like women and always accused of everything negative that women still do

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    #43

    Feminism

    Feminism

    Nicole_Cliffe Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Just in case your hair elastic breaks? I feel like a child not understanding sex jokes.

    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, we forget them. I always forget one in gym class, and my hair just gets into my face so I can’t do anything.

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    Marcella Dixon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn’t protect you against terrorist attacks or World War III, will it? What are you going to do that that elastic band? Do you flick it at someone who has a shotgun and ready to fire at you?

    w n
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    6 years ago

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    or one around your neck from a tree