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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. After all, it's much easier to advertise on Craigslist or Facebook than have to design, print out, and put up posters in the streets. However, online entertainers Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez snatched the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business.

They create bizarre yet hilariously funny signs for various weird products and services. "I knew I wasn’t sassy enough to make traditional funny memes. So I came up with the idea to make absurd stuff [...] and act as though I just found it on the street." Alan told Bored Panda. "They’re inspired by anything I see or anything I might be thinking about. [Also] as someone who’s struggled with mental illness and never felt like they’ve fit in with what was considered “normal”, I want to attack normal" he elaborated on what inspired these dark humor-filled posters. And judging by the missing contact number papers, some people do seem to need those services advertised in the clever ads. Scroll down below to see them for yourself and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites!

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Wow! Do You Believe It!?
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Molly Block
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the websites on the posters? They are ALL real! This URL takes you to a page full of photos of the bird, AND a video message from his daughter! :-D

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    I Hope The Issue Is Resolved Soon And Their Family Finds Peace!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the yellow stain on the right image it's not disgusting at all...

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    #3

    Can You Blame Him?

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    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a common mistake these days, but I still cringe every time I see "should of". It's should've or should have!

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    Mikyla McEwen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it had a goddamn arrow in its side. Find out it’s just the staple

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The staple on the horse confused me at first.

    Chad Thomas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finders keepers, losers weepers!

    Eva Tóthová
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best is that staple in horse's belly. i thought it is actual part of a picture :D

    Shinomi Chan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like surprise adoption, of a horse!

    Madeleine Rose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was prepared to love this, but I cannot abide “should of”! 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

    Jane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This horse has been abused! It has a huge staple in it's side! (jk)

    Jerry Couts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You typed ‘should of’. It really is ‘should’ve. What college did you attend?

    John Thompson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nearly as funny as toothache.

    okpkpkp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is against the law. When I was a kid I found a hedge trimmer on the railroad tracks and tried to sell it. The cops told me it was against the law. Theft of lost property, they said. I said, so if I find a dime on the street, I have to turn it in or risk being charged with Theft of Lost Property? They said, yes. Crazy, I know but...

    Grace Wiebe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say this: "Found this dual lawnmower + fertilizer..."

    Hemrich Gundesalf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know he is a true natural-born American when he incorrectly writes "should of" instead of the correctly written forms "should've" or "should have". Immigrants who learn English as a second language don't make such mistakes.

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We who were schooled back when schools actually taught don't make those mistakes either. Now that you're one of us, the wreck of the school systems is your problem too. Welcome home.

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    Harry Joy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep him, I was just going to haul him to the glue factory.

    Jane Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's guys like you that should be hauled, trouble is you 're no use for anything.

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    I Might Employ Him For My Pal's Bachelor Party!
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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "I am appropriate for kids or adults too" tag.

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    #5

    The Ancient Rivalry Will Finally Be Put To Rest!

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    #6

    I May Do It Just For The Fifteen Per Hour!

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    ADHORTATOR
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will pay you"? Ok I will give him a chance

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    #8

    You Wouldn't Want To Get On His List Of Enemies!
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    Nicole Cox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately went to his website and was not disappointed.

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    #9

    Does The Kid Deserve It?!
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    borklaser
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days and their deceased water fowl. I don't get this generation.

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    #10

    You Might Know Someone Who Would Actually Do This 🤔

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    #11

    It Warms My Heart To See The Old Teaching The Old.

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    #13

    I Located This By The Hardware Store!

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    #14

    I Texted Them My Knee And Received Good News In Return!

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    #15

    I Would Probably Do It Just For The Free Bath!

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    #16

    Oh Man... What A Way To Seek Feedback On Your Lotion!
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    Harold Summer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra deranged points for the lotion sample.

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    #17

    Where Does It Go!?

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is f*****g hilarious. I'm laughing out loud at it, showed it to my companion, and she's trying to rationalize what the meaning is instead of just seeing the utter ludicrousness of it :-D

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    #19

    Soylent Is The Newest Liquid The Kids Are Going Nuts About.

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    #22

    Would You Allow It!?
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    I Don't Know If This Business Is To My Liking!
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    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He paid for an actual ad! And they printed it!!

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    #24

    He Could Probably Show Me How To Utilize My Dirt!

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really should learn to use the full potential of my dirt. How can I make my yard work For me?

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    #25

    The Human Body Deserves To Be Celebrated!

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't do reproductive organs! LMAO

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    #26

    I Don't Know If I Will Shop There Any Longer!

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO 3g of sin per day!??? It's only 10am and I've already exceeded my daily allowance of sin. No mountains near by either. I'm screwed!!

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    #27

    They’ll Make An App Out Of Anything These Days!
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    Moo Moo Futch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LMFAOO This one has really tickled my funny bone

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    #28

    Wow, I Can't Believe This Is Actually What They Did!

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    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, the: it's nice at the bottom loll

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    #29

    Looks Like His Film Comes Out Tomorrow. Will You View It?

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    issam
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe most of the comedians i see this days have took this class ..

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    I Worry About The Health Effects Of Her Hobby...
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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an episode of "My Strange Addiction"

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    I Think I Would Have Enjoyed It As A Kid!
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    If The Elder Consents, It Could Be A Speedy Way To Make Easy Cash!

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i exchange my siblings? They are older than me...It counts right?

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    #34

    I Discovered This As I Was Walking Around Out There

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    Claire A.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always prefer warmth in my ladder lessons.

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    #35

    Some People Would Do Anything For The Environment!

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be fooled. She is not sleeping. She is definitely plotting something.

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    #37

    Huh! Would You Go To It?

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the fine print at the bottom right.

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    #38

    This New Fashion Trend Is Sure To Tick Off A Lot Of Parents Out There.

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    #39

    Are You Serious? How Did The Dog Try It In The First Place!

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janice is the wife of the sculpture artist.? 🤣🤣

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    #40

    Do You Stand Tall With Corbo?

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope somebody show up and they drink a nice café and made some jokes together.

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    #41

    ➡️ Who Would You Allow To Train You? ➡️

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the contact number. I would have just torn off the pic.

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    #43

    Whoa! Would You Attend The Event?

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