Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

That bill is too low.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

OMG, I have this one! :(

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Chuckie's emo cousin

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Fimally! I enjoy

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG I can't stop laughing !!!!

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

If only it would be that easy...

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Danni from Oz
Community Member
2 years ago

It’s like making friends in the sims

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furious_lover
Community Member
2 years ago

such strange dogs!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

I lost it at the second one :D))))

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Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
2 years ago

I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

Jess De La Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Warning/Disclaimer: Brain cells might be lost in the process

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

oh please, i dont need this to play that. just some good old fashion hands will do the trick.

Colleen
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Also try hitting someone else! I nearly died laughing.

Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

"also try hitting someone else" :)

Ella Greenman
Community Member
2 weeks ago

My father in a nutshell

Molly Block
Community Member
2 years ago

"Can you beat your record?" LOLOL!

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

I actually want this one!

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

I totally want one!

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7 months ago

*boink*

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
2 years ago

bonk

Malachi Phillips
Community Member
2 years ago

bonk

moncorp1 Inc
Community Member
2 years ago

Can you beat your record? bwahahahahahaa

Dave Nalesnik
Community Member
2 years ago

At first I was worried that this toy discouraged interacting with others, but then I saw their helpful suggestion to “also try hitting someone else”. Approved!👍🏻

anonymous
Community Member
2 years ago

my bother always did this

Kiya Ward
Community Member
2 years ago

also.... its telling you to stop hitting yourself and then....whack your head.....

Kiya Ward
Community Member
2 years ago

also try hitting someone else!

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

bonk

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

Since the kid has a typical "Hit me-face", as a parent I would go for the Pro version. It includes a real baseball bat.

Chris
Community Member
2 years ago

"Also try hitting someone else!

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

i want this for christmas

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

This product is not real. Nothing is real.

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FlawsomeTurtle
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2 years ago

that's me talking about me.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not eat the raccoon.

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

yooooooo I got you man

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

found my spirit animal

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

A Chili's in a neighboring town burned down a few years ago. Yet. I still find this "toy" humorous. I'm sorry...

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Metallica reference! HELLS YEAH

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MammaG
Community Member
2 years ago

Bruce will wear shoes only.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Better feel!

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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diane a
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2 years ago

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