40 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

No way Jose, not okay

I HATE getting surprised at my home or at work. No way. What if I'm wearing my PJs with a face mask on, my hair all greasy and enjoying Netflix with two bags of already eaten chips? I don't need any witnesses for that

*walks past* *notices* *turns back* "mind if I join?"

That's pretty mean about the no friends comment, diane a. What if it had been true? Anyway I'm a bit confused by what you're saying but I think that's because you (by your own admission) are confused by what I was saying. I didn't explain it well at all - it was kind of meant to be a programmer joke. But I was referring to the fact that the text on the screen had to be put together in code, where "number of friends" is a variable with a name, for example "numFriends" and there has to be a check or an "if x is true, do y" sort of statement to put the string together. The easiest way is no check at all - the statement is just "[numFriends] friends wished you a happy birthday". That won't be grammatically correct if numFriends is 1, so the next easiest thing is to start with the assumption that numFriends has a non-zero value and use "[numFriends] friend" + (if numFriends > 1 say "s" otherwise say nothing) + " wished you a happy birthday". (1/2 - continued)

OK - so do how can I actually find the "friend" ( non- plural) for 1 friend who was MAKING SURE that 0 friends was displayed correctly "as is plural" - Just want have a sensible conversation with a "non-pleural" person

ehh? say that again so it makes sense to us mortals

That's gotta be lv 100 kind of thieves

Seriously. Who steals a porch??

Only cables? here they steal whole tracks.

Funny enough - my Dad bought a house in Point Loma (San Diego). While they were packing up the old house, thieves had stolen ALL of the copper pipes from the new house. They took the water heater, the house water filtration system (SD water is really bad) the new sink in the laundry room and the new sink & faucet from the upstairs kitchen & bathrooms. It was about $15,000 worth of materials that weren't covered in the homeowners' insurance.

More upvotes, please.

Yeah, this is shocking, I cant even imagine, how can someone stole an entire porch. But kudos to house owners as well, they are one deep sleepers!

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I want to start up a topic - unsure how to - every woman will idetintify - and is relevant to the news but no photos

good that date and time of death is recorded

"Delete my browser history."

is it a bluejay?

That was sick, but hilarious!

it is a Norwegian Blue and it isnt quite dead yet - it is merely resting

@All - Don't start describing it please...

sand in Japanese

I agree Dark Ayinegve

Sounds kinda Jewish in a way

I am guessing this is Sia's car :P

IIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEER!!! Sorry I had to.

I mean...you're not wrong, LOL