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Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?

Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.

Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!

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Stolen Porch

Stolen Porch

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

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A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

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#7

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

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#8

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

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My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

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#11

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

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#12

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

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#13

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

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anarkzie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

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#15

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

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#16

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

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#17

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

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#19

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

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#21

Guess I'll Die

Guess I'll Die

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

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#22

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

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#24

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

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I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

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#26

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fell asleep directly after a split up while he was packing? I find that weirder than a stolen toilet.

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Alexandra Davis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she had been crying or just feeling emotionally drained it makes sense- both those things make me really tired

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Patricia Ross
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Split up with my boyfriend" - ok, that happens. "Fell asleep while he was packing" - NOOOO!!!!

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KT Trondsen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was probably laughing maniacally all the way to his new place

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Death Metal Kitty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part of this... was that this lady posted it to Reddit, and at the same time, the ex-boyfriend posted it to a different sub on Reddit. Appeared on many Redditor's feeds, was quite funny.

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Kathy Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must be a VERY sound sleeper if you didn't hear that going on.

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Whatevers not taken
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant say good for him with out knowing why you guys split up but that was still a S****Y thing to do.

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Brent Fisher
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he took the toilet if it was a 6 gallon water-wasting toilet. A different house got broken into, nothing was ransacked or stolen, except that the water was turned off and the water-wasting toilet was stolen.

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Russell Ross
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what was done to make him feel that was justified, he is not the only one involved and women are not perfect despite what they tell men

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PandaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn psycho witch, I'm tired of your $h*t. Welcome to China.

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Ian Carter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hold on a sec lots of hate for the BF and yes a vindictive thing to do but we dont know what she did. If she slept with his bother or something then she deserved it.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe it was is? at least he didn't took your Windows like in the movie Moving with Richard Pryor

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Blue Cicada
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I got divorced after four years, I wanted to pack the minimal items I would need to start over in a new city in my own apartment. A friend came over to help me pack. She was like, "oh HELL no! He does NOT need to have anything left!" We filled a U-Haul truck with everything in the household. I left him with a wok and an Arab coffee pot. He also had table service for two.

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Xiaolaohu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good way to wind up having to pay him for the value of half the stuff you took when the divorce is settled.

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#27

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

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#28

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

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#30

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

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#31

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

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#32

Just One Mistype

Just One Mistype

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PickleRick
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

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#33

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

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#34

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

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#35

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

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#36

Crayons

Crayons

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Roger Haywood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?

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#37

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

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#38

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

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#39

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

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#40

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

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