40 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Own it and get out there!

This is actually cute.

Happy birthday Gary!

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

trying to get on twitter

this is indeed a dark place

Cool, an in car chandelier

she is looking cuter without wig

amazing windows though!

They made a hair dye that makes you look like Justin Bieber.

thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it

Kittens, a.k.a. adorable poop-factories

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

Sharing is caring.

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

Or any other day, for that matter.

It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!

PhD: Pretty hungry Dog

that's some weird chicken

I can't make head or a*s of this photo.

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

Lick your mouth and you got dinner.

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

nice eye. the open one.

He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!

and that is why your parents always said: PICK UP YOUR FEET

I don't see no blood nowhere, i'd call that a very lucky day!

When I was about 10 I got my heel caught in an escalator, I fell and people tried to get around me but weren’t too successful. I’m still scared of escalators 60 years later!

On the rare occasions I wear a long skirt, I always hold it up on escalators... Losing a shoe is one thing, but the skirt...in the middle of the mall...

I've had my shoelaces get caught in those when I was quite young. And I was with my granny

Why people in Texas wear boots.

I've had a skirt caught in escalators. I had to tear it out.

Haha I caused a pile up on one of these things when I was little, my dad was not impressed.. neither was the 50 odd people slowly falling to the ground

Its a flip-flop shredder.

And this is why these are made to be worn in public showers and not as everyday shoes.

one of my finger got stuck to this bc i wasn't standing but sitting, and i was ,idk,6 perhaps.

Oh christ, I'm already terrified of escalators. It started when i was at the mall and it was stopped because someones fingernail got torn off in the hand rail O.o

That happens to me when I was like three or four and now permanently traumatized

Really is this your first time on this ;=]]

Watch your kids on those!!!

Got toes?

Those!!! Autocorrect..

Reminds me of people telling you to always choose stairs over escalator. More people die on the stairs than on escalators though. I'll be taking the elevator!

I think I will never use escalators in flip flops again

That's what you deserve when yo wer those. Not a shoe!

Annnnnnddd that's a 20 rupee note.. :D

HOW?!?

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

And only footsteps returned.

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

That face is a guy that's thankful to be alive

Shouldn't there be some tests before the job?

Oh, that's just sad. :(