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Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?
Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.
Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!
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#1
Nothing But Trouble
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Wholesome, But Still...
#3
Thank You, Facebook
#4
Stolen Porch
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?
#5
A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?
diane a 7 years ago
it is a Norwegian Blue and it isnt quite dead yet - it is merely resting
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David Viesta 7 years ago
So let me see: A “bird” entered your house without permission and spread “sh**”. Looks to me like an ordinary Trump’s tweet.
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
I would say its good luck to be s**t on by a bird, but lets be honest...this is a whole other situation
Sveta Smirnova 7 years ago
Yes, everytime it happened, i bought lottery and i won a bit a few times
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John Montgomery 7 years ago
Wow. They say just getting a bird in the house is a bad omen. That's got to be times ten at least.
Daniel Marsh 7 years ago
When I heard about birds flying into Windows, I didn't think they meant the operating system.
Pattie Kelly 7 years ago
It's common knowledge that when a bird s---ts on you it means good luck. You had good luck because the bird s--t on your computer and not you then faced his demise.
Burt Thomas 7 years ago
At least I haven't tweeted my final tweet, like the little bird obviously did!
Sebastian Melmoth 7 years ago
Oh wow...I feel bad for laughing. Hope it was a natural death and it wasn’t done in by bird flu or something.
Sue Clasen 7 years ago
I agree with you, Imagine the poor bird conking out after mucking while you tried to have a good moment. And after calling 911, and funerary services! what a day!
Nora AlMeida 7 years ago
Hopefully, that person made sure to bury that bird; no flowers on the sand because it shocked said person and sh4t on that person’s laptop, though.
diane a 7 years ago
What do you do when stuck with a wild bird?? Seriously though if dead - do you bury it? or do you throw it in the bin if you have no outside space?Not happened to to me but I found myself clutching a pigeon which couldnt fly, on top of a ladder at 1am trying to get a box to put it in --then what?? You always put birds in cardboard boxes - but what do you do with them next?
We Were On A Break! 7 years ago
Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman argues that you s**t after you die
#6
Star Wars Disappointment
#7
This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
#8
Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment
#9
Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain
#10
My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye
#11
At Least It's Funny For The Dad
The Psycho path 7 years ago
thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it
#12
Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home
#13
We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain
#14
Is There Anything Worse Than This?
#15
New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.
#16
That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days
#17
Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!
#18
Good Luck Using That Excuse
#19
Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No
#20
You Know Life Hates You, When...
#21
Guess I'll Die
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.
#22
Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.
#23
I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen
#24
Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle
Zenozenobee 7 years ago
It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.
#25
I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice
#26
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet
Aahzmandus Pervect 7 years ago
He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!
#27
Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All
#28
A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys
#30
A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.
#31
There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake
#32
Just One Mistype
PickleRick 7 years ago
This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha
#33
My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway
#34
The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy
#35
He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization
#36
Crayons
Roger Haywood 7 years ago
He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?
#37
There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down
#38
Ouch, That Must've Hurt
#39
This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding
#40
This Modelling Job Was A Mistake
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
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Wyndmere 7 years ago
Paul Bunyon is loosing his grip. Old age affects us all, eventually.
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