50 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Expecting a car that is so broken that it does not pass inspection and that not beingh driven for a year to actually run is quite bold...

I am sorry, but this sounds unvoluntarily funny. Probably as bad a choice for a breakup as you can make...asides from a family celebration, probably.

Why the ambulance and not the coroner van

I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.

Flat-ception

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't even know if it's guy's but damn funny it is.

... do you really speak with the toilet?

Mary Poppins called all the umbrellas back home.

If now that painting would even make sense, it would be scary...

Room with a view.

Heckin' nope!

Lol. Nice ugly sweater though.

Hands up to the photographer.

Using a wig on a waterslide is not a bad day but a bad idea. A very bad one.

Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST

Geese and swans both remember when they were dinosaurs and they are PISSED!

God bless the photographer .

He got a birdie.

Yeh Canada Geese! All HAIL !!

Cobra Kai: Strike first, strike hard!

Now THESE are scary! ...* wanders off to feed her pet spiders*

Had a goose attack me on a golf course, he ate a 9 iron. Luckily someone saw him attack ME so it was all good.

He got goosed!

We should use these guys in the Canadian military, NO ONE would mess with us!! We've got COBRA CHICKENS!!

Rip

what is good for a goose, is good for us to gander...

In Norway, there was a very aggressive swan with the names "Havnesjefen(Harbor Chief)" who was put down last year after he attacked a kindergarten child at the water's edge. The swan swam to the child, bit the collar on her life jacket and pulled the girl with him a few meters into the sea and under water. It was well known that since Havnesjefen appeared in 2011, alot boat people did not treat him and his family nice.

Do you Americans really have birds like this? You say our animals are dangerous!

Guy two doors down used to have geese as pets, they were better than a guard dog. Every time anyone walked past, they'd hiss. I only saw them out of the yard once, and only a fool would have braved approaching them.

Damn, that bird must be really hungry!

I’m not telling you again, get the hell off my golf course or I’m going to mess you up

Run

Murder golf anyone

Goose 1, hockey player 0

Got goosed

Geese are all just sith swans. Change my mind.

I am actually terrified of geese. I had a extremely bad experience with one when I was younger

You know you are a cuck when a goose f***s you up.

Haha, goose one, golfer nil !!

But you can hurt them to easily, breaking a wing happens if you try to hit them. so please if this happens to you, be careful on how you defend yourself

Was that Obama?

He must have got near mamma Goose's babies.

Came too close to the nest, hey?

they user to be velociraptors

And did you know they have no a**l sphincter? That's right. Anywhere, anytime.

Non-migratory geese are very aggressive, green space destroying s**t machines that are no better than rats. They should be exterminated wherever possible.

I had to stop taking my son to the park when he was about 9 because of the influx of geese in all of our parks in Minnesota. I think they the state should shoot as many as they can and sell the meat to fund education or infrastructure. I despise geese. They are dangerous and have no place being near where people dwell.