So Christmas is over, New Year's is over, and you're starting to regret your resolutions already. The weather is still awful and will likely remain so for at least another couple of months, and the work on your desk has piled up over the Christmas period together with the inches around your waist. January and February are definitely fertile months for the occasional 'epic fail day!'
Fear not, though. Nothing that these dark months can throw at you is a patch on what unfortunate events these folks had to endure. Because sometimes knowing that your worst day ever could be even worse, makes it a little better, doesn't it? To help you put things into perspective, we here at Bored Panda have collected another funny photo list of people who are having hilariously bad luck, following on from previous series here and here. Scroll down below to check them out their funny accidents for yourself, and enjoy a satisfying spot of schadenfreude on us!
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I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys
What Do You Do In This Situation
Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down
Abraham Lincoln
I know this was painful but I have to say, that is the coolest tattoo I've seen in a while. Bonus: nobody else has one.
I Mean, What Are The Odds...
Someone's Having A Bad Day
Thirsty
S**t...
At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt
I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday
Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
These A**holes Told Me It Was A Sweater Party
This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic
Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things
Rough Day On The Course
Don't be fooled by geese, they're savage birds that will destroy anything in their paths, DO NOT HESITATE TO ATTACK FIRST
Lived in Denver. About 5-7 years ago a man (who was muscular in build), his wife, and baby were walking in City Park. It's notorious for these geese. This muscle dude actually was KILLED by these things, trying to protect his family.
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Geese are very mean birds. But even they are afraid of swans, who as it turns out are the devil.
Well, how would you feel of some strangers who didn't speak any English came and invaded your home? Same difference.
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Geese and swans both remember when they were dinosaurs and they are PISSED!
Canadian Geese are tough. In Seattle a homeless guy thought he'd try to grab one for dinner. Got his a*s handed to him and a broken arm in the bargain.
I know, right? Most people drop the camera down to their side, this person was on it!
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How do people get these motion shots? If what I'm taking a pic of even thinks of moving slightly, I end up with pictures like this. (not mine, but funny as hell) cat-fallin...f1ce18.jpg 
Don't run from a goose. This makes them think they are your superior. Grab that bastard by the neck, look it in the eyes, and let it know who's boss. We had to do this with pissy roosters.
Everyday I go for a walk in my neighborhood to the lake we have. I come by with some seeds and grains to feed the geese and ducks there. While I'm feeding the ducks these HUGE geese come by and start pecking arthritic ducks. I'm like oh they're hungry too! Aww they're so cute! Long story short they chased me around the lake and I'm TERRIFIED of geese.
Had a goose attack me on a golf course, he ate a 9 iron. Luckily someone saw him attack ME so it was all good.
We should use these guys in the Canadian military, NO ONE would mess with us!! We've got COBRA CHICKENS!!
In Norway, there was a very aggressive swan with the names "Havnesjefen(Harbor Chief)" who was put down last year after he attacked a kindergarten child at the water's edge. The swan swam to the child, bit the collar on her life jacket and pulled the girl with him a few meters into the sea and under water. It was well known that since Havnesjefen appeared in 2011, alot boat people did not treat him and his family nice.
I've heard of Eagles, and Albatrosses, but I didn't know you could get a Goose in golf.
Guy two doors down used to have geese as pets, they were better than a guard dog. Every time anyone walked past, they'd hiss. I only saw them out of the yard once, and only a fool would have braved approaching them.
I know there are terms such as Birdie and Double Birdie and Eagle... but Goose is a new one.
Geese are monsters. Do not be fooled by their (semi) innocent appearance.
Good, golf is a stupid elitist "sport" that is a huge waste of space to begin with. Golfer had it coming.
In my car once in Colorado, I saw a couple getting attacked by geese.
But you can hurt them to easily, breaking a wing happens if you try to hit them. so please if this happens to you, be careful on how you defend yourself
they attack when protecting their young... maybe thought the ball was it's egg!!
I'm not trying to be funny, but what can they possibly do to you? Swipe at you with their feathery wings or slap you with their flat little feet? Poke you with their beaks and stick out their tongue? It's not like they have fangs or claws or anything. How can they possibly be dangerous? I think the worst they can do is make you trip and fall flat on your face because you're running away like a fool.
Canadian geese are a******s. There's a flock of them in my neighborhood. They are just s****y. Literally. They s**t everywhere!
Non-migratory geese are very aggressive, green space destroying s**t machines that are no better than rats. They should be exterminated wherever possible.
I had to stop taking my son to the park when he was about 9 because of the influx of geese in all of our parks in Minnesota. I think they the state should shoot as many as they can and sell the meat to fund education or infrastructure. I despise geese. They are dangerous and have no place being near where people dwell.
My husband golfs at a Course with geese at every water hole and pond. They never bother anybody, and don't get testy even during spring breeding season. This guy must have scored a birdie. 😊
My husband golfs at a Course where every water hazard has geese. The only time they get antsy is during spring breeding. Otherwise they just ignore the golfers. This guy must have scored a birdie. 😊
Canada geese can be incredibly fierce! Where I used to work there were a couple retention ponds, and it was fun every spring to watch the goslings grow up. You didn't dare get too close to Mama and Papa Goose, though - they would start hissing tot let you know they meant business.
Birdie, Eagle, Albatross ... what score am I required to record to get a goose?
My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"
When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button
My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML
Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child
So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now
My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints
We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam
This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker
My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year
My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon
I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday
And this is the reason some countries don't allow publishing photos and full names of convicts. There is always a risk of mistaken identity.
I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...
Well That Was A Quick Turnaround
If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way
This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder
How Can You Mess Up This Much?
Wow...this is so wrong on so many levels. "Impregnated"? Like it was a passive act for women. "Told to [...] abort it"? How would you have the right or entitlement to? And how dare you laugh at human being being born into a world of a father who obviously does not give a s**t what he does with his semen? Sorry, but this is not funny but infuriating. Such a lacak of responsibility...although I see the irony. Hope he at least has to pay big time!
Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe
Well That Sucks
Worst Game Of Hide And Seek Ever
The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will
Giraffes Are Adorable
I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today
Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes
C'mon Kyle
When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out
I don't think anyone would consider wearing a McDonald's jumper would make you look good!
Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky
Not Today
An Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye
Group Projects Always Suck
This Is What Happens When You Go On A Bike Ride When It’s 100 Degrees Outside Without The Proper Sunscreen
Double Dose Of Trouble
Target Sent Me My Order With A Security Alarm On It. And It’s Blinking
Tenants Called Today To Tell Me The Toilet Wouldn’t Flush, Plumber Turned Up To This
That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries
Most of these were really fun, but some of them made me question human intelligence.
I laughed more at the comments on the pictures than the actual picture
Most of these are caused by laziness/carelessness instead of actual bad luck
I prefer these sort of Bored Panda posts to the screenshot conversations & "Woman says blah blah blah and so& so did something about it." Those all sound so fake.
OK like the second I saw that it like scared me I'm just like oh my God who is that who would do that to anybody like literally and I actually thought I was a real person
I actually laughed more at the pictures comments than the pictures themselves.
Most of these were really fun, but some of them made me question human intelligence.
I laughed more at the comments on the pictures than the actual picture
Most of these are caused by laziness/carelessness instead of actual bad luck
I prefer these sort of Bored Panda posts to the screenshot conversations & "Woman says blah blah blah and so& so did something about it." Those all sound so fake.
OK like the second I saw that it like scared me I'm just like oh my God who is that who would do that to anybody like literally and I actually thought I was a real person
I actually laughed more at the pictures comments than the pictures themselves.
