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The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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AcousticGString 9 years ago
Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.
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Master Markus 9 years ago
Believe me, I've never seen God. One big contributing factor to my atheism.
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Liz Miller 9 years ago
I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?
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Justin time 9 years ago
If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...
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CluelessLlama13 9 years ago
This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.
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Master Markus 9 years ago
This is a silly "imagine" scenario. "What if we had dubstep in the 90s?" We'd have dubstep in the 90s. It's not like dubstep is a social movement or big cultural revolution. I don't like dubstep, and because I don't look for it, I hardly ever hear it.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I feel like the vast majority of these submissions were posted by youths between 13 and 21.
Unwelcome guest 9 years ago
I don't really do facebook mostly because my burns are like a sunburn, you don't really know you've been burnt until the next day
AcousticGString 9 years ago
Also for the record, this site is called BORED panda! Who are you to judge what she does with her life? You dont know her or her situation anymore than i do. I have a friend going through Chemo, and the only thing that he can do is browse stuff online, and his vice is Imgur. And you are judging someone you don't know, bro.
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I feel like the vast majority of these submissions were posted by youths between 13 and 21.
Unwelcome guest 9 years ago
I don't really do facebook mostly because my burns are like a sunburn, you don't really know you've been burnt until the next day
AcousticGString 9 years ago
Also for the record, this site is called BORED panda! Who are you to judge what she does with her life? You dont know her or her situation anymore than i do. I have a friend going through Chemo, and the only thing that he can do is browse stuff online, and his vice is Imgur. And you are judging someone you don't know, bro.
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